Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down More Combat Scenes From Movies Part 2 | GQ

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  • Retired Navy SEAL Jocko Willink breaks down even more combat scenes from movies, including 'Saving Private Ryan,' 'Apocalypse Now,' 'G.I. Jane' and 'Navy Seals.'
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  • @rasmus6969
    @rasmus6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9535

    GQ didn't even ask Jocko to come. He just showed up and started talking about war movies ...

    • @E-Kap
      @E-Kap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      that’s so funny to think about🤣🤣

    • @sheila174
      @sheila174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same here🤣🤣

    • @reececrossan1097
      @reececrossan1097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Didn't even leave his podcast studio 😂

    • @adamszlachetka6798
      @adamszlachetka6798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kinda rude

    • @michaelpoison6732
      @michaelpoison6732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣

  • @nathaniel7512
    @nathaniel7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10732

    **Jocko Dies**
    Jocko:”That’s pretty unrealistic”

    • @killianmurphy8527
      @killianmurphy8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Jocko has heart attack
      Jocko: that’s pretty unrealistic

    • @mayanks2011
      @mayanks2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      -Brezee “comes back to life”

    • @iRevv.
      @iRevv. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      *Jocko dies*
      Jocko: That's pretty unrealistic
      Death: That's pretty unrealistic

    • @thadz2493
      @thadz2493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just gets Revived

    • @JokersWild70
      @JokersWild70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO.

  • @sitogoincrazy
    @sitogoincrazy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2629

    Jocko was talking out of experience when he said “Everyone has a breaking point”.
    His interrogator had his.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I wonder how much Jocko juice he had to give up before they stopped milking him.

    • @pyropug0188
      @pyropug0188 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Thats not very realistic
      Jocko wouldn’t get captured

    • @aamsheerzabal7128
      @aamsheerzabal7128 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@pyropug0188 unless he wanted to

    • @luke8857
      @luke8857 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aamsheerzabal7128 ya got a point. Orders are orders.

    • @teedepefanio4974
      @teedepefanio4974 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah.. we all learned that in S.E.R.E.
      Something that a civilian or R.E.M.F. would never understand... Jocko is a good man and those who talk out their butt don't have the T.I.R. to even clean his boots...
      #BOHICA #CharlieMike

  • @IamGulzow
    @IamGulzow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    A few years before I joined the Navy I watched Saving Private Ryan with my granddad who drove tanks in Korea for the Marines. He was quiet through the whole thing, looking contemplative but when Tom Hanks is injured towards the end of the flick and shoots at the tank with his pistol Papa smiled and said "it doesn't matter if they have a bazooka or a sling shot, everybody shoots at the tank."

    • @lemons1559
      @lemons1559 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never talked to an actual tanker or tanker adjacent person so I have a question. Is small arms fire ever an issue to tanks? Does it ever cause fear/stress, does it damage optics or jam turret rings etc? Did your grand daddy ever say anything about the topic?

    • @agp11001
      @agp11001 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@lemons1559 It was (and is) a common practice to fire towards the vision blocks, usually with machine guns or other automatic weapons. The glass in the periscope is bulletproof, but you can try cracking the glass, rendering it unusable.

    • @lemons1559
      @lemons1559 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@agp11001 Between making my earlier comment about this and today, I saw a wee WW2 documentary about how small arms infantry could disrupt tank assaults. It was pretty cool how effective even a rifle is at spooking tankers.

    • @nikolaszuraff1234
      @nikolaszuraff1234 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've only met one WWII veteran. And he was at Pearl Harbor during and after the attack.

  • @willard5705
    @willard5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4239

    When Jocko goes to the club, the bouncers show him their id’s

    • @Venkat2811
      @Venkat2811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @loganbaylous1330
      @loganbaylous1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Jocko doesn’t go to the club… the club comes to Jocko

    • @galengraziano7127
      @galengraziano7127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessss

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In my country bouncers need to have their security licenses visible on their arm.
      So yeah.

    • @Mikemfm666
      @Mikemfm666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idt any TH-cam comment has made me literally laugh out loud.. my god this is perfect

  • @mdzubair6286
    @mdzubair6286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

    Jocko doesn't wear a belt
    His pants stay up out of respect

    • @jlme7909
      @jlme7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice one haha

    • @Viriyascybin
      @Viriyascybin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You saying he's fat?

    • @izeyiah3615
      @izeyiah3615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stolen comment

    • @dlavian5400
      @dlavian5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣 Genious

    • @andrewleger37
      @andrewleger37 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw, the size of his Titanic balls holds them up.

  • @bubbag3176
    @bubbag3176 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    When Jocko was born, the first thing to come out was suppressive fire

    • @Stephen3D
      @Stephen3D ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is GOLD 🤣🤣

    • @flyagaric007
      @flyagaric007 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he wasnt born, he was tactically deployed.

    • @gandalfsbeard
      @gandalfsbeard ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude 😂😂

    • @ashleybarloweNC
      @ashleybarloweNC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jocko fire the panzerschreck!

  • @jessedesrosier6339
    @jessedesrosier6339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    My grandpa Fred DesRosier was a Marine Scout Sniper in 2nd Marine Div. He was part of several beach landings in the pacific including Tarawa, his elite unit actually swam into the island at night a day before the landing, and posted guard and protection for the landing. They were also the first to have bloched cammies and later the first troops to take over Nigasaki after the bomb. He survived through ptsd, malaria, shrapnel and atomic bombs and lived to be 91 passing in 2016.

    • @kyoki6620
      @kyoki6620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Mad respect For real

    • @InnerBeautyUnleashed
      @InnerBeautyUnleashed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      May this great, brave man Rest Peacefully. Many thanks to him for his service. I hope he was able to live a great life post war. 🙏🏽

    • @hungariantankman4607
      @hungariantankman4607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      God Bless Him

    • @danielcetta3866
      @danielcetta3866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thank you Fred DesRosier.. May you rest in peace.

    • @sydneykiley7240
      @sydneykiley7240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Your grandpa is such a badass. What a cool guardian angel to have. God is blessing his soul, you are truly blessed to have had time with him.

  • @willard5705
    @willard5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    When Jocko goes camping, the bears hide their food

    • @johncb_ho
      @johncb_ho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      nah the bears would offer their food

    • @emanuelbatista812
      @emanuelbatista812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@johncb_ho that's better

    • @debuleopol5166
      @debuleopol5166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated

    • @ScarSonic97
      @ScarSonic97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sounds like Ginny Sack

    • @AtomicGT55
      @AtomicGT55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ScarSonic97 Ginny Sack? What she needs is her own zip code.

  • @captainoblivious_yt
    @captainoblivious_yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2829

    Jocko was once stopped by the police for speeding..
    The officer got off with just a warning.

    • @juliedavis9659
      @juliedavis9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha ZING!!

    • @spilch980
      @spilch980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      VERY ORIGINAL.

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jocko 23 seconds later :
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This same joke is on almost every Jocko clip.

    • @juliedavis9659
      @juliedavis9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or is it whether? Yep, my bad..whether.

  • @kbr_____
    @kbr_____ ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Jocko seems like the kind of guy who would randomly tell u the most heart-wrenching, unstably dark and devious yet motivating story and then offer u lollipop

    • @bobbyp8009
      @bobbyp8009 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Special Operation guys have an incredibly unique mindset that many cannot emulate, thankful these guys are on our side

    • @S-L-C-03
      @S-L-C-03 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can see it

    • @JasonVoorheeTalkShow
      @JasonVoorheeTalkShow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jocko giving you a lollipop: 🍭 🗿

  • @JanetEsq
    @JanetEsq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    I had two uncles who were in D-Day; one of them had nightmares about it until the day he died. Thank you Jocko.

    • @InnerBeautyUnleashed
      @InnerBeautyUnleashed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Mad respect to your uncles. May your uncle that passed Rest Peacefully. 🙏🏽

    • @kevinrichardson262
      @kevinrichardson262 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      When I saw "Saving Private Ryan", I was sitting next to 2 WW II vets. All 3 of us were in tears that whole opening scene. Me, out of pride for what they endured; Them? Probably PTSD. I still am moved by that movie. Bought them a few rounds afterwards

    • @aprilecotton2060
      @aprilecotton2060 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here. My dad drove his sherman into a entire german battalion by himself, and took out over 270 men all with his knife and 2 bullets

    • @alexanderthegreat2080
      @alexanderthegreat2080 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The only time my great-grandfather ever talked about the war was after he saw saving Private Ryan all he said was "that was very accurate"

    • @ClaytonBigsby93
      @ClaytonBigsby93 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aprilecotton2060 That’s insane. What was his name? Surely a feat like that brought along with it major recognition.

  • @kierancaldwell1200
    @kierancaldwell1200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3659

    They didn't ask for him to show up again, he just walked in and told them to start filming

    • @nathand256
      @nathand256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Wrong. The film roll showed up at his house and started it!

    • @jshamlay3340
      @jshamlay3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nathan D r/woooooooooooosh

    • @prestondoring2640
      @prestondoring2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jshamlay you missed his joke
      That’s not a woooosh on him
      It’s a wish on you

    • @omni-man4624
      @omni-man4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jshamlay3340 R/woosh

    • @dynxwraith8982
      @dynxwraith8982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jshamlay3340 I think you got r/woooshed

  • @SoupSlayer94
    @SoupSlayer94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3159

    Jocko appears exactly how one would imagine a Navy SEAL named Jocko would look like.

    • @NathanKotsa
      @NathanKotsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?

    • @afonsoinocencio5994
      @afonsoinocencio5994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That’s pretty unrealistic, jocko is unique

    • @kraftiv2124
      @kraftiv2124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      William Campbell looks exactly like someone who commented this comment who's named William Campbell

    • @martijndejong1889
      @martijndejong1889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And he did not disappoint

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't be suprised if Jocko is the designated machinegunner of the squad

  • @bernabetorres864
    @bernabetorres864 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Hearing him say “And I am sitting in my studio REMOTELY” sent chills up my spine 😳

    • @NobleOsinachi
      @NobleOsinachi ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Brings a whole new meaning to covert ops.

    • @NobleOsinachi
      @NobleOsinachi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I came back for this comment! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CDSAfghan
    @CDSAfghan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Guy screaming at another guy at the top of his lungs while under fire
    Jocko: Here they're having a little discussion

  • @Neanderthal75
    @Neanderthal75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2810

    When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.

    • @Jack-ff8ri
      @Jack-ff8ri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @drakewhite6097
      @drakewhite6097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YES 😂😂😭

    • @sirsir9665
      @sirsir9665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's terrifying because that could of been a reality for the Taliban lol

    • @NathanKotsa
      @NathanKotsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?

    • @RyunosukeHachi
      @RyunosukeHachi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jocko vs Chuck Norris, who wins?

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7562

    Jocko destroyed the periodic table, he only recognises the element of surprise.

    • @lol-le5pb
      @lol-le5pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      this comment is underrated

    • @dwrabauke
      @dwrabauke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I have a t-shirt with this. AH! (123) The element of surprise.

    • @nahuelma97
      @nahuelma97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think I love you

    • @angrybirdboyproductions3825
      @angrybirdboyproductions3825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @matteodo5869
      @matteodo5869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha this comment is sick

  • @BigFatCone
    @BigFatCone ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Without missing a beat: " And 2. Becausse it's funny-".
    Man, I really like this guy.

  • @mavericktheswiftie7857
    @mavericktheswiftie7857 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Jocko wasn't born, he was tactically deployed

    • @larsthemartian9554
      @larsthemartian9554 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ”Tactical Jocko is ready for deployment. Turn the key.”

    • @mavericktheswiftie7857
      @mavericktheswiftie7857 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@larsthemartian9554 yes

    • @Tee-OhBee
      @Tee-OhBee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Put some quotation marks on that

    • @i.amanton
      @i.amanton 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This deserves way more likes

  • @david91lvb
    @david91lvb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3665

    After reading a license agreement, the terms and Conditions agreed with Jocko

    • @isafbriefingofficer01
      @isafbriefingofficer01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      David Massawa lmao

    • @andrewsullivan9033
      @andrewsullivan9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha definitely on of the best of these lol

    • @davidgraney3413
      @davidgraney3413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This guy is becoming the new Chuck Norris

    • @vrad3703
      @vrad3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Helen G. Pitts ok

    • @philliplewis1586
      @philliplewis1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This might be my favorite now. Original, but it keeps the spirit of these jokes. Well done.

  • @dharunroy4521
    @dharunroy4521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8565

    When Jocko installs a software, the software agrees to his terms and conditions.

    • @judegiolitto3972
      @judegiolitto3972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Good one

    • @quincrawford9527
      @quincrawford9527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That’s a good one

    • @TheRealJG0
      @TheRealJG0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "That's pretty realistic, google lacks rules of engagement"

    • @andrewclark6374
      @andrewclark6374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let go

    • @mrcleod
      @mrcleod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That one is pretty good

  • @gabbermensch
    @gabbermensch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I've worked alongside Scottish troops that, whilst in Division, weren't elite, some were detached..most of them went into horrible situations, mostly Northern Ireland and the former Yugoslavia. They told me a trick for surviving interrogation - "You won't, it's a game of time."

    • @iconofsin5886
      @iconofsin5886 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you British Army? Royal Marine?

  • @Anonymous.android
    @Anonymous.android ปีที่แล้ว +137

    It’s amazing how obviously badass he is, but also how knowledgeable he is on the history of warfare

    • @BirdDogg
      @BirdDogg ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And yet somehow he omitted the Coast Guard while listing the branches of the military and referencing D-day… 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @BlackCheezit
      @BlackCheezit ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BirdDogg why would he mention the couch guard

    • @BirdDogg
      @BirdDogg ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlackCheezit You even asking this question shows your clear ignorance of military history. The Coast Guard is not only the oldest branch of the military in the United States, they have been involved in every armed conflict of our countries history and more specifically on D-Day (the day JokeO is referencing) 15 Coast Guardsmen died driving LCI’s into the shore full of marines. Additionally, Coast Guardsmen saved over 400 soldiers and marines wounded that day. No sailor, marine or soldier worth his salt would not have this knowledge offhand. If you even were in the military(which I doubt) your dd-214 likely says discharged for misconduct. Scumbag

    • @sdot5389
      @sdot5389 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BirdDogg…and Space Force lol

  • @VonTheDon11
    @VonTheDon11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    Jocko's teachers raised their hands to talk to him

    • @alphadogfitness6072
      @alphadogfitness6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arcana Imperii you’re too funny

    • @callumpenman5992
      @callumpenman5992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jocko held his mums hand when she was giving birth to him

    • @Daniel-ld7xs
      @Daniel-ld7xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @ihannah02
      @ihannah02 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really like your information on war craft! My grandfather was a OSS agent of Second World War in the European theatre. Before he died he spent a lot of time with me to tell the story of training and the exploits when in country. I believe he would like to hear you and your exploits!

    • @yodatrucker420
      @yodatrucker420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jocko is the new Chuck Norris I feel like lol

  • @stevelastname3276
    @stevelastname3276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4811

    Jocko: “Because it’s funny”
    Everyone: *laughs nervously*

    • @trulsnorbye6160
      @trulsnorbye6160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      hahahahaha. Spot on

    • @thesmokingjacket645
      @thesmokingjacket645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Jocko: “Because it’s funny”
      Everyone: laughs nervously
      Death Korps of Krieg: Man Tuesday already?

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      10:58

    • @scottlosey4978
      @scottlosey4978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You all laughed?

    • @brworthington_
      @brworthington_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What’s so funny? 😂

  • @R0n8urgundy
    @R0n8urgundy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    That G.I Jane breakdown was good. G.I. Jane 2, cant wait to see it.

    • @kennymccormick9973
      @kennymccormick9973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *Will Smith wants to know your location......*

    • @Postaldude2003
      @Postaldude2003 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      1,2 will smiths coming for you, 3,4 better lock your door...

    • @algorithmsavior3820
      @algorithmsavior3820 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No factor

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Starring Jada Pinkett-Smith. I hear it's a slapper.

    • @dex2591
      @dex2591 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jondunmore4268 Hey !!! Keep her name out of your f**king mouth. 🤬😡

  • @aldowilliams4765
    @aldowilliams4765 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    11:04 bruh the way he says “because it’s funny” with the most serious cold expression possible 😂

  • @ob_0327
    @ob_0327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4726

    When Jocko crosses the street, the cars look both ways

  • @colesteele3594
    @colesteele3594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2833

    Everytime Jocko talks about America, a bald eagle gets its wings.

    • @imjy215
      @imjy215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruhhh , hilarious

    • @Firealone9
      @Firealone9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jerryt595
      @jerryt595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @juliedavis9659
      @juliedavis9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha👍👍👍

    • @badhabits7143
      @badhabits7143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hilarious 😂

  • @Cpinge
    @Cpinge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favorite line, "And two, because it's funny."

  • @christopherprichard4952
    @christopherprichard4952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    A comment on the entry scene with GI Jane; I was told (by a recon marine) that if a member is taken hostage that he will hold out and provide as much disinformation as possible but torture breaks many. The goal is to last long enough to allow your people to change / adapt plans to create another mission plan, rescue plan, escape plan.

  • @beatdownaiman
    @beatdownaiman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5805

    When Jocko is late to class, his teacher apologizes for being too early.

    • @Andy-ss8yg
      @Andy-ss8yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Jocko is 4 hours early for everything

    • @cursedteletubbiespicture3171
      @cursedteletubbiespicture3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Andy then everyone apologizes for being to late

    • @javohngritten2361
      @javohngritten2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Jocko doesn’t know what late means

    • @Qzitheslumpgod
      @Qzitheslumpgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lul

    • @cristiansalinas9105
      @cristiansalinas9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jocko is gonna have like his own line of chuck Norris jokes like jocko can slam a revolving door

  • @leogardepizza8936
    @leogardepizza8936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5924

    Jocko built the hospital he was born in.

    • @BigBear81
      @BigBear81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😂

    • @henryelvidge9502
      @henryelvidge9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Gods aren't born

    • @jcc4291
      @jcc4291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha

    • @captainautismo5452
      @captainautismo5452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jocko built his house with his bare hands.

    • @DJPatesBlog
      @DJPatesBlog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That sounds like a Chuck Norris trope

  • @oliveyule
    @oliveyule 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    He's really professional and this is extremely educational. Love it.

  • @aaronb6843
    @aaronb6843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Military folks are a breath of fresh air online. They're straight-to-the-point and tell it how it is. God I love that. Zero BS.

    • @TheZandernator
      @TheZandernator ปีที่แล้ว +4

      -🤓🤓🤓

    • @glp.1337
      @glp.1337 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People that are over 18 and still try to act tough, are some of the most pathetic people on this planet.

    • @goldsnafu
      @goldsnafu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheZandernator says the 🤓

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glp.1337 This content screams pathetic. Your lack of self-awareness is incredible

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glp.1337 Yep. You are either tough or soft. Acting belongs in the hollywood.

  • @Dmans000
    @Dmans000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2862

    The day starts when Jocko tells the sun to rise.

    • @emanuelbatista812
      @emanuelbatista812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Underrated comment! LMAO 😂

    • @laffin_out_loud
      @laffin_out_loud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now that just scared me😂😂 I literally imagined him just leaning over me like "wakey wakey sunshine!"

    • @blademaster9575
      @blademaster9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why do you think he is always up before dawn?

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the funniest Jocko clip ever 😂 th-cam.com/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/w-d-xo.html

    • @chhhr_hdzzz
      @chhhr_hdzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1k like

  • @ahsanvlogs8495
    @ahsanvlogs8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2738

    When Jocko was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

  • @michael8940
    @michael8940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jocko is hilarious, I keep rewinding this part, “you’ll experience a minor inconvenience, they pour water on your head so you can get used to the terror of hostage, and because ITS FUNNY”
    Just the way he says it is hilarious

    • @ynot2385
      @ynot2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've watched every one of hos podcasts and he has the most mental fortitude I've ever seen. I guarantee when he went through that training his only thought was "no factor" lol

  • @SeekanDestroy03
    @SeekanDestroy03 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He could've torn GI Jane apart😂; Jocko's such a respectful dude😎

  • @baadshahkingofking31
    @baadshahkingofking31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2077

    Jocko once visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they are just called, The Islands.

    • @corbinkost8379
      @corbinkost8379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      But the islands were only 14!

    • @soulperish634
      @soulperish634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can imagine jocko just thrusting into each of the islands sand beach

    • @pugsy7658
      @pugsy7658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's a stolen joke lmao

    • @windroid_user
      @windroid_user 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pugsy7658 all the stolen comments are getting the likes, smh...
      Look at my originality lol my comments better blow up

    • @benjaminwright3340
      @benjaminwright3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just copied the Zlatan jokes

  • @jimbishop6720
    @jimbishop6720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    Death comes for Jocko
    Jocko: That's pretty unrealistic.
    Death apologizes and walks away

    • @vedantkhandelwal5717
      @vedantkhandelwal5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Death: Understandable, have a good day ✌️

    • @thatoneguythatdrankthemilk9821
      @thatoneguythatdrankthemilk9821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol that is the funnyist thing ever

    • @fihgbeans6077
      @fihgbeans6077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Casual Wanderer wasn’t funny man

    • @cooldudep
      @cooldudep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel he's also likely to say 'No factor. Let me ask you this. What's your course of action for relieving me of my life?'

    • @jaquaviousjane4126
      @jaquaviousjane4126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment should have more feedback than it does😭

  • @jamiebev3
    @jamiebev3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Thank you Jocko for being so sensitive and respectful of the soldiers of Dday. Well said. My grandfather was there (British landings)

  • @7411.
    @7411. ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I've never been in the military but I certainly appreciate the people who are.

    • @dasaniwatterbottle9934
      @dasaniwatterbottle9934 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m swearing into the army tommorow and this made me smile, thanks man

    • @user-jt3ns5mu2w
      @user-jt3ns5mu2w ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dasaniwatterbottle9934 Good luck

    • @7411.
      @7411. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dasaniwatterbottle9934 No. Thank YOU 👍. My family and I appreciate your service my friend.

  • @SKINFLUTE6105
    @SKINFLUTE6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    Each one of Jocko's chest hairs have a confirmed kill

  • @mikes9756
    @mikes9756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2365

    Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated

  • @MikeFoxGolf
    @MikeFoxGolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Legend has it that Chuck Norris told the Universe that he was tired of being “The One.” The Universe answered back,”No, there is another.”

  • @gmar0547
    @gmar0547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:10
    Chris Rock “GI JANE 2, can’t wait to see it”
    Will:🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @The_Fighter03
    @The_Fighter03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4590

    Instead of part 3, we need a „Jocko reacts to comments under the 'Jocko reacts' videos“

    • @babythebullytv
      @babythebullytv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      no we need a part 3 .

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOOOL! yes

    • @archangel7772
      @archangel7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, that would be hilariously funny 😁

    • @dy12255
      @dy12255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NickJC1086 do you have a link to the video you're talking about?

    • @JacksonPGomezRose
      @JacksonPGomezRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hy 😂

  • @bkpgami8581
    @bkpgami8581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2185

    When Jocko arrived late for school his classmates were told off for being early

    • @abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186
      @abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thing is, jocko is the kinda dude to be there at o' 3 hundred even when it starts at 10:00

    • @timoxe
      @timoxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean the meeting of ten minutes before ten minutes before ten minutes lol cuz I was there

    • @2ndanimation
      @2ndanimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Franck Muller 6850

    • @rooster0143
      @rooster0143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jocko's never late. Time is early.

    • @StoicFC
      @StoicFC 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a good one lol

  • @PianoSkillBoy
    @PianoSkillBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    GI Jane hitting diff rn

  • @rickysmith923
    @rickysmith923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Even when you go in soft, sometimes it gets hard” - Jocko

  • @ra1nedits
    @ra1nedits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    When Jocko was born he named his parents

  • @HEELJezza
    @HEELJezza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9019

    Legend has it that Jocko is the only person able to pause online games.

    • @urid4264
      @urid4264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      LMFAOOO

    • @evo-doh9435
      @evo-doh9435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😆

    • @terminustaylor6027
      @terminustaylor6027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeremycote7959
      @jeremycote7959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's pretty unrealistic...

    • @leccopiedi4761
      @leccopiedi4761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "aye Imma go make me a sandwich. Any of you guys moves, and Imma beat yo asses"

  • @AmericanCrusader222
    @AmericanCrusader222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jocko is probably the only person who doesn’t accept terms & conditions but it’s still able to use the app

  • @Grue_bait
    @Grue_bait 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I was a squid for 7 years; 2 ships (USS Forrest P Sherman (DD931) and the USS Pegasus (PHM-1)) I totally agree with the sea sickness thing. It would be rough for me pretty much exactly 1 day; then I'd get used to the "motion of the ocean"

    • @BlackCheezit
      @BlackCheezit ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How did you turn back into a human

    • @agp11001
      @agp11001 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude, the Pegasus, really? Just a fascinating concept for a boat.

  • @that1pacificguy
    @that1pacificguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3228

    Jocko has been to Mars already... that's why there are no signs of life...

    • @guld1999
      @guld1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahahaha

    • @crazyd3uces
      @crazyd3uces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol easily the best Jockoism here

    • @floridacooking7018
      @floridacooking7018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EdGar Edwards he is doomslayer confirmed

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorite Jocko clip ever!! 😂 😆 th-cam.com/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/w-d-xo.html

    • @ThePoptardedtj
      @ThePoptardedtj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am the 1 that made it 901 instet 900

  • @nufanFE
    @nufanFE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Jocko considers torture "being bothered".

  • @BrandyWine658
    @BrandyWine658 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I'm so glad I found you. Wow. This is fascinating stuff. My heart aches for these young men and the fear they must have felt. Thank you for explaining this.

  • @brent4209
    @brent4209 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I watched WWII vets walk out of Saving Private Ryan because it was too real of a reminder of D-day. When the sniper took out the first enemy in the bunker I stood up and cheered. Great movie , new found respect for all who served after seeing the movie.

  • @kellerrobertson1045
    @kellerrobertson1045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1853

    Jocko gets captured and has a gun pointed to his head
    Jocko: that’s pretty unrealistic

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    Weapons use Jocko for self-defense.

    • @cleopatravii2385
      @cleopatravii2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joel Gawne 😂🤣🤣😭

    • @runner3280
      @runner3280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭😭

    • @zed538
      @zed538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated

    • @HybridSpektar
      @HybridSpektar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *John Wick bas entered the chat*

    • @thadz2493
      @thadz2493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @aola wili no he is the demon of the sleep paralysis demons when they get sleep paralysis

  • @cixtianrush2631
    @cixtianrush2631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jocko, I am so very glad you are on our side!!! I love your channel man.

  • @seanmgordon
    @seanmgordon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:06 - the way he said 'funny' was so intense! I wonder just how funny it was haha

  • @fbi9180
    @fbi9180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2298

    When jocko skips school, the teachers get detention

    • @theotheteddy9466
      @theotheteddy9466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Very cool FBI. Thank you.

    • @littlefrost5615
      @littlefrost5615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you FBI

    • @thadz2493
      @thadz2493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is Jocko's assets are the FBI

    • @_JT107
      @_JT107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @kanutomer8102
      @kanutomer8102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jocko is the FBI's agent

  • @chinmaysharma9213
    @chinmaysharma9213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    jocko puts tangled earphones in his pockets, they come out straight

    • @yoyomodiji
      @yoyomodiji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kyon backchodi kar raha hain 🤣🤣

    • @rajshekharb1974
      @rajshekharb1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoyomodiji Jocko ki girlfriend kabhi kaat ti nahi, khud Jocko ke katwati hai.

    • @user-iz2je1ff5h
      @user-iz2je1ff5h 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rajshekharb1974 Ki ratu Khud kur lura hai

  • @CardinalBiggles01
    @CardinalBiggles01 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "...and secondly, because it's funny". Love this guy

  • @stevev5547
    @stevev5547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The open scene where soldiers are throwing up could also represent the fact that all the soldiers had a big fat meal before embarking as a "good luck&thank you all" causing sea sick to a big part of the allied army. (heard that on a veteran's interview)

  • @N0MIKIK0NSTBABYDADDY
    @N0MIKIK0NSTBABYDADDY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

    When Jocko looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get between Jocko and Jocko

  • @ahsanvlogs8495
    @ahsanvlogs8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2440

    Jocko's worst day was february 30th. Now it doesn’t exist.

    • @wg4112
      @wg4112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol

    • @rexdink
      @rexdink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      And the 29th only comes out to see if he's still here every so often.

    • @ASpecialKindOfMan
      @ASpecialKindOfMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but it does my friend. it comes every so many years to have peek a boo... look it up leap year or leap day.

    • @ASpecialKindOfMan
      @ASpecialKindOfMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ikskwizit no februari can be the 28th or 29th and also the 30th

    • @ASpecialKindOfMan
      @ASpecialKindOfMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chief Big Bob whatever bro look it up

  • @ijonny25251
    @ijonny25251 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    very informative and bless you for your service

  • @atp2908
    @atp2908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cool video thankyou for your service

  • @bobocpe
    @bobocpe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    Jocko's M4A1 has infinite ammo cause it's affraid to run empty.

    • @gamingjay141
      @gamingjay141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @masonmatye7120
      @masonmatye7120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pretty sure his kit was a hk416 instead of m4 pretty standard for seals

    • @jw8042
      @jw8042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Revant exelz. 416 is used by team six (devgru) Jocko used the MK18 10.5 inch M4

    • @plsdontshoot3614
      @plsdontshoot3614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the scar was spec ops but that might be nato

    • @jw8042
      @jw8042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@plsdontshoot3614 it’s used by some, the scar 17 is used by seals especially in Afghanistan due to longer ranges, the 75th ranger regiment tester the scar 16 but I’m unsure as to current status on that. I think some European forces use the scar 16, but not sure what nation or what units use them as of today. The Norwegian special forces actually uses Diemaco C8 SFW despite being told to switch to the HK416

  • @napalm6926
    @napalm6926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4024

    Someone attacks Jocko
    Jocko: “That’s pretty unrealistic”

  • @chrys_stone8716
    @chrys_stone8716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Saving Private Ryan is definitely in my top 5 films of all time

  • @fnln544
    @fnln544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    LCDR Willink,
    Thank you for your honorable service to our country. You are a true warrior.
    No celebration. Just a guy who served nearly 20 good years enlisted and officer: E6 and now O5 as reserve component.
    Almost obsolete. We all have our day.
    GRATEFUL FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY.
    BLESSINGS.
    An unknown soldier: LTC, MP.

  • @ahsanvlogs8495
    @ahsanvlogs8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22597

    Jocko is what we all imagine our girlfriends dad to look like.

    • @giow2331
      @giow2331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      BEST COMMENT😭💀

    • @cane870
      @cane870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      AhsanVlogs jocko is what my girlfriends dad looks like

    • @kevanbaconofficial
      @kevanbaconofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

      When I was a teenager, my girlfriends dad was a black belt in several forms of martial arts, he was built like Jocko, and would shake the foundation of the house when he was kicking the bags in the basement. I remember thinking I was insane to be putting the moves on that mans daughter while he was in the house...

    • @ahsanvlogs8495
      @ahsanvlogs8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@kevanbaconofficial kicking bags in the basement? 🤣🤣I'd be scared

    • @VinyZikss
      @VinyZikss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      what girlfriend?

  • @96ludako
    @96ludako 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2304

    Jockos tears can cure cancer. The problem is he never cries.

    • @killianmurphy8527
      @killianmurphy8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Only time jocko cried was when iron man died

    • @jasonfuertes5590
      @jasonfuertes5590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMFAO

    • @theriptorn
      @theriptorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aw man, I just posted that joke and you me to it. Well done!

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ludako Chuck Norris gets bit by a cobra, the cobra dies. Chuck Norris gets bit by Jocko, Chuck Norris dies instantly.

    • @roadapple66
      @roadapple66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only time Jocko cried was when he found out that his immediate, rapid-response team's muster to deploy to a highly hostile area of intense combat was only an alert drill.

  • @teedepefanio4974
    @teedepefanio4974 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks, Jocko.. your breakdowns are spot on... keep on, keepin on... #Respect

  • @frankyaeger675
    @frankyaeger675 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone in the comments trying to one up each other is the best part of this vid. Some light hearted humor considering the content.

  • @nathanlaframboise8074
    @nathanlaframboise8074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9795

    Jocko's hair doesn't fall out, it tactically retreats.

  • @fattyarbuckle5001
    @fattyarbuckle5001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3506

    Jocko went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands.

    • @ahmadjarrad2635
      @ahmadjarrad2635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      LMAO

    • @benjohn6197
      @benjohn6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Now they are called the Chad Islands

    • @kingkobrajoe7
      @kingkobrajoe7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They are now known as the jocko islands

    • @gamingjay141
      @gamingjay141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lel LIKe

    • @gamerleal9265
      @gamerleal9265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Next stop, Virginia.

  • @paulscaglione3017
    @paulscaglione3017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jocko, thanks for the description of the Tarrawa invasion and the subsequent developments which led to underwater demo and seal teams. My Uncle Criss was one of those Marines who had to wade across the coral. He lost his sight that day, but had a very great life nonetheless.

  • @anthonymallory5059
    @anthonymallory5059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First I want to thank Jocko for his service and second I just want to say he is the coolest.

  • @nhemgeorge4
    @nhemgeorge4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    When jocko moved out he looked at his dad and said
    “You’re the man of the house now.”

    • @In-decay
      @In-decay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha. Gold

  • @user-qn4ym5ht8b
    @user-qn4ym5ht8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11522

    Some facts about Jocko:
    1. Jocko lost his virginity before his parents
    2. When he was eighteen years old Jocko decided to live by himself and his parents moved to another house
    3. Jocko’s father is named Jocko Junior
    4. Jocko helped the nurses when he was born
    5. It is impossible for Jocko to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Jocko
    6. In schools, teachers used to raise their hands to talk to Jocko
    7. Once, Jocko missed two days of school in a row. These days then became known as Saturday and Sunday.

    • @mightybaby2583
      @mightybaby2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      It’s #5 and #7 that cracked me up😂

    • @Lawveit
      @Lawveit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Dude... 😂

    • @loganharris6713
      @loganharris6713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      I just wanted to say, thank you. You saved me much scrolling.

    • @ark1349
      @ark1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Gold

    • @patarcher9199
      @patarcher9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Jockos father is named jocko junior 😂😂

  • @gryphon5026
    @gryphon5026 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for your Service Sir and for your Analysis

  • @tripletriadtrickster6669
    @tripletriadtrickster6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    number two, its fun. gotta loveJocko, I was expecting a stretegic note or something about adaptability, but that was much better!

  • @Dave-ui6xn
    @Dave-ui6xn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1798

    When Jocko looks in the mirror there is no reflection! There can only be 1 Jocko.

    • @DanielNyong
      @DanielNyong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is underrated.

    • @9words40
      @9words40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      got me ded

    • @rhino7731
      @rhino7731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      9 words ya got 6 more words left

    • @9words40
      @9words40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rhino7731 it is the 100th times I got that comment 😂

    • @rhino7731
      @rhino7731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9 words here I save you all you have to do is ↸ᒷꖎᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸ ̣ if you speak minecraft enchantment language you can relate

  • @jacktharrington9414
    @jacktharrington9414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    When Jocko gets pulled over, he asks for the officer’s license and registration.

    • @jackdull5699
      @jackdull5699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Police officers know better to pull Jocko over.....lol!

    • @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641
      @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When he gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.

    • @NathanKotsa
      @NathanKotsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?

    • @dicam492
      @dicam492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattymack894
    @mattymack894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hearing Jocko say “motion of the ocean” made my day 😂

  • @lgonzalez1154
    @lgonzalez1154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best one yet! Thank you sir for your 2 cents! I, like most of us took your experience to heart! LONG LIVE THE US MILITARY!

  • @sharkai9414
    @sharkai9414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Jocko : "We torment people by two reasons :
    -we want to strengthen them
    -it's funny"

    • @Dr.Zoidberg087
      @Dr.Zoidberg087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lol yeah glad someone said it so i didn't have to.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I have to say, that was a really pathetic "waterboard" attempt. The actual waterboarding method is so much worse. I was curious so I had my gf try it on me. I was so terrified I came.

    • @canyenersoy6366
      @canyenersoy6366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      manictiger so you waterboarded her too

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@canyenersoy6366
      Hey, y'know, if it works, it works.

    • @ByronJames7
      @ByronJames7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally did a snort, snot, laugh at this and knew someone picked up on that hahaha!!

  • @blackpanther696936
    @blackpanther696936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First off sir Thank you for your service. I like your no bs attitude

  • @IMHobby121
    @IMHobby121 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate the info, Jocko,

  • @kylemccormack1785
    @kylemccormack1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    I'm a simple man. I see Jocko, I start doing push-ups immediately.

    • @RagnarLothbrok2222
      @RagnarLothbrok2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And burpees - GET SOME

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      loooool. the comments on here are hilarious

    • @terriiii8785
      @terriiii8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lololol loved it!!!

  • @jbishop2454
    @jbishop2454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I had a family member who passed years ago. He was on Normandy. The soldiers were throwing up because of nerves. However there was another factor. Apparently the Navy were starving the Army soldiers not out of cruelty but because of a lack of food. So come D Day they fed the Army soldiers and most of over ate due to hunger. So on top of everything else, they are puking because a lot of them over ate been not having nutritions in days.

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how did they feed them on D-Day if they didn't have food the other days? also why would there be a food shortage....they would just go back to Britain and get food....which the soldiers must've packed, they weren't on the ships for too long to cross to France

    • @Kniska
      @Kniska ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacobpeters5458 some cargo plane mustve flew in with more supplies to get them ready

    • @MISTERX_5890
      @MISTERX_5890 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jacobpeters5458 they probably had a few Liberty ships or other cargo vessals come in at the Last second. But also food reserves are a thing

  • @CaptTragedy
    @CaptTragedy ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy is brave, intimidating, tough, knowledgeable, and everything you'd want to be in life...the exact opposite of me.

    • @desertweasel6965
      @desertweasel6965 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you are in good health and really determined you can train yourself in different techniques used my the military. I have a nice Army Navy store close to me and they sell absolutely everything. I bought numerous books on booby traps and guerilla warfare. It teaches you how to crawl through swamps and how to hide yourself and build IEDs to counter a military invasion. These skills will carry you through a war and save your life. These field manuals seems like just basic knowledge, but you would be amazed at how effective they are. They know what they are talking about.

  • @Tunesnthings
    @Tunesnthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Jocko at night.

    • @yasarhassan5803
      @yasarhassan5803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good one good one

    • @thedarkdragon1437
      @thedarkdragon1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yhea don't think Jocko is there....yet

    • @BTL0523
      @BTL0523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thedarkdragon1437 a navy seal for 20 years and a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu, I'd say he's there for sure

    • @v33punk
      @v33punk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BTL0523 out of respect for our elders we will have to go with Norris on this one. But Jocko will have his turn.

    • @ayomidealadesanmi6282
      @ayomidealadesanmi6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice!!!

  • @melomarshmelo7953
    @melomarshmelo7953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    When Jocko got captured at war, he was the one asking the questions

    • @enzldavaractl8345
      @enzldavaractl8345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Jocko doesn't get captured at war, war gets captured at Jocko

    • @yournamehere7329
      @yournamehere7329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's pretty unrealistic.

    • @lordinquisitorstefanauster846
      @lordinquisitorstefanauster846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Jocko just walked in to a prisoner of war camp and asked to be tied up. The Commandant shot himself rather than be the one to tie him up.

    • @mrcleod
      @mrcleod 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessss