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  • Retired Navy SEAL Jocko Willink breaks down even more combat scenes from movies, including 'Behind Enemy Lines,' 'Battleship' and 'Tears of the Sun.'
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    Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down More Combat Scenes From Movies Part 3 | GQ

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  • @zw9847
    @zw9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6630

    Me: this is a solid movie
    Jocko: this is not a good movie
    Me: this is not a good movie

    • @fakedonttrackmevro6629
      @fakedonttrackmevro6629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hahahaha.

    • @jaymccrary2208
      @jaymccrary2208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was an amazing line.

    • @flyingzootzoot9941
      @flyingzootzoot9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Movies don’t make themselves
      Movies make themselves so jocko can review them

    • @DoggoWillink
      @DoggoWillink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      People keep reusing this comment, but oh well it works I guess.

    • @Wy2TiMEs
      @Wy2TiMEs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Facts. Happened to me while he was explaining Battleship

  • @phchallenger0941
    @phchallenger0941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4792

    “This is a movie...and it’s not a good movie”
    *Director sweats nervously*

    • @Tommy2shoe811
      @Tommy2shoe811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Eh it’s Michael Bay he knows he sucks. That’s why he has Mark Wahlberg play lead in most of his movies 😂

    • @karenp792
      @karenp792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tommy2shoe811 It was Peter Berg but yes RE Wahlberg

    • @artygunnar
      @artygunnar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      can i get a time stamp for that comment?

    • @phchallenger0941
      @phchallenger0941 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asa Yagami 10:52

    • @bearhug72
      @bearhug72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Could you imagine if ALL movies were realistic?? THAT would be boring

  • @jamesmiranda7705
    @jamesmiranda7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6689

    GQ, give us what we want: “Jocko Willink Reacts to Jocko Willink Comments”

  • @jchoi9340
    @jchoi9340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3977

    “The only bigger threat than a flying frag would be having to sit through a movie like this.” Jocko crapped on this movie so hard and I love it LOL

    • @MaxUgly
      @MaxUgly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Somehow I feel like part 3 will be the last one with that frustrated "Thanks for watching" at the end...

    • @cs512tr
      @cs512tr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hahha so true

    • @petrastedman669
      @petrastedman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'd say he should be the military advisor for Hollywood, but then no military movie would ever get made.

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@petrastedman669 Maybe he should write a screenplay for a WWII movie in a war between the US and Japanese imperials.

    • @petrastedman669
      @petrastedman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@zaynes5094 honestly, if he wrote a genuine Navy SEAL movie and just didn't let anyone change anything relevant to the narrative, I think that would be good too.

  • @marltonwonder8606
    @marltonwonder8606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2140

    Jocko had a staring competition with the sun. The sun blinked

    • @mortified_penguin939
      @mortified_penguin939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This deserves more likes 😂

    • @blackshadow3132
      @blackshadow3132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stolen Chuck Norris joke

    • @marltonwonder8606
      @marltonwonder8606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blackshadow3132 perhaps

    • @igkgigoh
      @igkgigoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ever seen a solar eclipse? That happens whenever Jocko feels like having a staring competition

    • @Sereomontis
      @Sereomontis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why we have nights.

  • @sixshot4
    @sixshot4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2799

    When Jocko comes over to your house, he gives you the wifi password

    • @cornfarts
      @cornfarts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sarthakmohanty997
      @sarthakmohanty997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What if I don't have WiFi at my house ? Will he give me WiFi too ?

    • @elchuzalongo4339
      @elchuzalongo4339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sarthakmohanty997 yes, for free

    • @tomahern
      @tomahern 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @deathfromabove39
      @deathfromabove39 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dmo7857
    @dmo7857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21603

    They didn’t ask him to do this he just showed up and started breaking down movies

    • @erasusdnb
      @erasusdnb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      lmao

    • @vysheslavuzumati1269
      @vysheslavuzumati1269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Same as the previous two he's done so far lol

    • @souravdash3230
      @souravdash3230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Looll

    • @akvansky
      @akvansky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Lol nothing else to do at 4:30am each morning

    • @kadrick4446
      @kadrick4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Taking" down movies.

  • @shawnrosler2408
    @shawnrosler2408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    I feel like he's holding SOOOOO much rage back when reviewing Battleship...and I'm here for all of it.

    • @CodeineRadick
      @CodeineRadick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      There IS one thing he got wrong though, probably because he is not ship personnel.
      The guy does not say "verify" he says "Vampire" which means imminent threat to the ship. An exocet missile would provoke anyone watching radar to say the same "Vampire" warning, so it is not something some screenwriter thought "sounded cool".

    • @andrewminnich5106
      @andrewminnich5106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@CodeineRadick right BUT do aliens use the exocet? Lol

    • @theboyali_gae2062
      @theboyali_gae2062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@andrewminnich5106 no hes just giving an example of what would make someone say vampire

    • @sdberto
      @sdberto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@CodeineRadick I'm not aware of the term, "vampire." When and what class ship did you serve on, and what was your rate?

    • @AtomicMonkey923
      @AtomicMonkey923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jocks when fun sci-fi movie 😡

  • @magnesium9624
    @magnesium9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3869

    We need GQ to do this:
    *Jocko reacts to Jocko comments*

  • @urspaghetti1600
    @urspaghetti1600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4544

    Jocko: gets hit by a bullet
    Also jocko: Thats pretty unrealistic
    Bullet: apologizes and flies back to the rifle it came out of

    • @button4boy
      @button4boy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Like Tenet

    • @jb2166
      @jb2166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmfao

    • @BartovaBartova
      @BartovaBartova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nicholasking4067 Then the bullet got fired?

    • @Hagser
      @Hagser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @co-spartan1734
      @co-spartan1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MikeTheActorMan tenet was such a bad movie

  • @dacoyote7699
    @dacoyote7699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4755

    When I typed “Jocko” in as a password it told me that the password was too strong and to choose another one.

    • @smokerjim
      @smokerjim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Just name your kid "Chuck J*ck* Norris Junior" and whenever someone types it in on the internet, the internet will need some time to reboot

    • @Michael-fs5ct
      @Michael-fs5ct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I laughed out loud reading this

    • @MightyMurf
      @MightyMurf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The greatest comment of All Time. You have won.

    • @boomfyer89
      @boomfyer89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hope jocko sees this

    • @bruh.1084
      @bruh.1084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Da Coyote I saw this comment in the first part of this

  • @horrorbiz72
    @horrorbiz72 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Jocko should narrate everything. Children’s books, cookbooks, and Amazon Alexa voice replacement, and GPS navigation. “Take the next exit in 1 Mike. You missed your exit. No factor. Take the next exit and double back.”

    • @callanhulett503
      @callanhulett503 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Now I'm picturing Nursery Rhyme Audiobooks with Jocko and I can't get it out of my head.

    • @RebelMoon2023
      @RebelMoon2023 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@callanhulett503
      "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
      This grenade is gonna go far "

  • @motbuocrat5786
    @motbuocrat5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2520

    When Jocko is late to training the drill instructor punishes everyone else for being early

    • @ummhai4429
      @ummhai4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Usually the guy who is late doesnt get punished

    • @ummhai4429
      @ummhai4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For a sprcific reason

    • @bravoactual5807
      @bravoactual5807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SEALs don't have drill instructors tho. Nice try.

    • @zorddalord5807
      @zorddalord5807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Ethaniel Lim it’s not kindness it’s fear

    • @w.reactor
      @w.reactor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Pretty unrealistic.. Jocko is never late..

  • @ubiqitousofficial2438
    @ubiqitousofficial2438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    Best one I’ve heard:
    Jocko sharpens his razor with his chin

  • @yomother82
    @yomother82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5603

    When Jocko gets pulled over, he lets the officer off with a warning.

    • @thebassboostedchannel1251
      @thebassboostedchannel1251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      These are so dumb I love it

    • @littlefuz19
      @littlefuz19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @timdinh39
      @timdinh39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jocko doesn’t get parts for his AR-15, his AR-15 gets parts for jocko. 😂

    • @timdinh39
      @timdinh39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jocko doesn’t get killed by cancer, cancer gets killed by jocko. 😂😂👌🏻😭

    • @shyank_life2899
      @shyank_life2899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jocko doesn't mess with Chuck Norris... well Chuck Norris doesn't mess with Jacko either!

  • @andrewwestman2407
    @andrewwestman2407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    14:22 Jocko’s purposely flat delivery of the line “very exciting.....” had me dying laughing. The level of sheer disgust behind that quote is just unbelievably great, lmao. I can’t stop playing it back.

    • @SuperDan1006
      @SuperDan1006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was looking for this comment. I was laughing so hard lol

    • @marco7838
      @marco7838 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At 7:18 why doesn’t he disclose the saying for when they throw grenades as if its a secret or something?

    • @MollymaukT
      @MollymaukT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@marco7838 Because it is. When you yell "Grenade!" you're alerting the enemy too.

    • @marco7838
      @marco7838 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MollymaukT so what? They are the ones throwing it so how else would your team be aware of it. And im not talking about that. He completely misses it and avoids talking about it

    • @natwolf687
      @natwolf687 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frag Out!

  • @LebombJames25
    @LebombJames25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4292

    When Jocko goes swimming sharks get in a cage to see him

    • @87apizzi
      @87apizzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Best comment by far I laughed out loud

    • @sylvamoise5788
      @sylvamoise5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am loughing cause it sound funny I don't even why that joke.is joko was saying lies or something else?

    • @travisbosler4622
      @travisbosler4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      best Jocko comment on any Jocko video

    • @Spalbeert
      @Spalbeert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣

    • @SW33T_Dr34M
      @SW33T_Dr34M 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you stfu people are happy

  • @randomwhatever4268
    @randomwhatever4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    Jocko has already been to Mars: that’s why there is no life

  • @patrickkennedy5326
    @patrickkennedy5326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5570

    Jockos hairline isn’t receding it’s just tactically retreating.

    • @liquidbraino
      @liquidbraino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Jocko never retreats. It's a tactical redeployment of available troops.

    • @gothnate
      @gothnate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      No, no, no. He hates long hair, so he just stares at it and it's too afraid to grow.

    • @subhojeet8879
      @subhojeet8879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      retreat , regroup , attack again

    • @gazz9995
      @gazz9995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      im not actually bald I use special transparent camouflage gel

    • @YRNBugatti
      @YRNBugatti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It will have a better overall advantage over the milfs

  • @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd
    @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    His palpable disdain for Battlefield was hilarious and completely understood.

    • @damienmb2365
      @damienmb2365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yeah the new Battlefield sucks

    • @possiblycrazy442
      @possiblycrazy442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *ship

    • @ChaoticNalilitoMC
      @ChaoticNalilitoMC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a comedy movie to me. That's all it is.

    • @theminionofmadness
      @theminionofmadness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watched it just to see the broadside

    • @xthevortexknightx6356
      @xthevortexknightx6356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When you try to have Rihanna play a US Navy radar opperator, you can already tell the movie is a joke

  • @ADROKMCA
    @ADROKMCA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    Club Owner: Your name isn’t on our list.
    Jocko: That’s not very realistic.
    Club Owner: Come on in.

    • @220nightfox
      @220nightfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Also Jocko: No factor! I'm going in.

    • @calebwilliams9331
      @calebwilliams9331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well it isn't very realistic because he wouldnt disclose his name so this is true.

    • @averycriscitello3551
      @averycriscitello3551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfaooo

  • @rossbates6929
    @rossbates6929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    When Jocko mistypes a word when texting, autocorrect adds it to the dictionary.

    • @georgeprendergast8305
      @georgeprendergast8305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Joko doesn't mistype

    • @miturbinesderty40
      @miturbinesderty40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most phones do that. But it was a funny joke idsa

    • @porkerpete7722
      @porkerpete7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@miturbinesderty40 phones don't add misspelled words to the dictionary tho.

    • @ylondes9927
      @ylondes9927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@porkerpete7722 if used often, it dous.

    • @chrisconley8583
      @chrisconley8583 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He got the John Paul Jones quote wrong, so there goes your joke.

  • @Sietse62
    @Sietse62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3290

    Jocko isn't bored with movies, his reality is just more exciting.

    • @MohsinKhan-yv5zs
      @MohsinKhan-yv5zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Underrated comment.

    • @eliaskjrbo8142
      @eliaskjrbo8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@MohsinKhan-yv5zs People who say underrated all the time deserve the death sentence

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is low-key the truth lol

    • @serene_actual
      @serene_actual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@eliaskjrbo8142 Underrated sentence

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@serene_actual underrated reply

  • @1003JustinLaw
    @1003JustinLaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    "Now they're on a ship named after him, and the John Paul Jones is fighting this alien vessel... This is dumb."
    An entire movie summed up in less than a sentence. Jocko should summarize more movies.

    • @guesgues8336
      @guesgues8336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, Jocko should debrief. Not summarise

  • @youga2278
    @youga2278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4602

    Jocko is the type of guy to kill two stones with one bird

  • @cluffwill3992
    @cluffwill3992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1584

    Jocko: *dies*
    also Jocko: *that’s pretty unrealistic*

    • @JonnyQuest64
      @JonnyQuest64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "1st thing they taught me in seal training was that I needed permission to die"-Jocko... probably

    • @CTM_Nation99
      @CTM_Nation99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

    • @annaleemarcano3305
      @annaleemarcano3305 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JonnyQuest64 most likely

    • @algorithmsavior3820
      @algorithmsavior3820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No factor

  • @paulreed3778
    @paulreed3778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Jocko looks like he’s about to eat an orange without peeling it.

    • @cliftonsargent1572
      @cliftonsargent1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This should have so many more likes

    • @vivingeorge8417
      @vivingeorge8417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cliftonsargent1572 Absolutely!!! Loved it :-)

    • @citizenkang4194
      @citizenkang4194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oranges are kumquats to him

    • @Sereomontis
      @Sereomontis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peeling? Jocko doesn't need to peel his fruit. He just stares at it and the peels retreat automatically.

  • @petrastedman669
    @petrastedman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    'I guess that wouldn't look as good for... *the camera* ' Those two words have so much disdain dripping off them, you could water an acre of farmland.
    The line about playing Battleship was just... chef's kiss perfect.
    I LOVE this man and his breakdowns.

    • @StevenSeiller
      @StevenSeiller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👉 Maybe Owen Wilson missed so many times with the pistol is because he was firing it left-handed for… *the camera*

  • @MrDOB1000
    @MrDOB1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    When Jocko goes to the cinema and needs a toilet break, they pause the movie til he comes back.

    • @pts5217
      @pts5217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Wrong. The movie pauses itself...out of respect.

    • @dafuzzylobsterweasel
      @dafuzzylobsterweasel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's not jocko needs a toilet break, it's the movie that needs a toilet break because of jockos sheer brawn

    • @MrDOB1000
      @MrDOB1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pts5217 in the words of Arnie....wrong

    • @pts5217
      @pts5217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrDOB1000 haha

    • @rizl_ini
      @rizl_ini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @willjackson6202
    @willjackson6202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2304

    GQ: "Do you have any enemies Jocko?"
    Jocko: "Alive ones?"

  • @j.w.matney8390
    @j.w.matney8390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I was a Radarman that worked in CIC and we didn't have to yell, we had sound powered phones or we were close to each other. Yelling in a panic was highly discouraged. That's the problem with have actual experience, makes it hard to not see the flaws. As for the flooding, it's called dogging the hatch. Creates hundreds of water tight compartments allowing the ship to stay afloat.

    • @SI0AX
      @SI0AX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, movies do it for dramatic effect. I think they also look at military training where recruits are always yelled at and assume that is how it always is.

    • @KingRune
      @KingRune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was in for 10 yrs, the moment we saw the aliens we would have called battle station and set condition Z (zebra)

    • @brianwright9514
      @brianwright9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thing that always bothers me about movies like this is how bad it makes the US military look. The real Navy is way better than this.

    • @theminionofmadness
      @theminionofmadness 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KingRune I agree every hatch would of already been fully secure. I was actually expecting him to say that.

    • @josiahcanterbury1741
      @josiahcanterbury1741 ปีที่แล้ว

      No such thing as a Radarman in the Navy.

  • @p.haugen7565
    @p.haugen7565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    "We don't yell grenade, we say something else"
    100% convinced that it's "YEET" but he's a bit embarrassed by it

    • @AarjavSinghKanyal
      @AarjavSinghKanyal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's Poi

    • @TheTrueDoomSlayer
      @TheTrueDoomSlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AarjavSinghKanyal what

    • @joeykickass8284
      @joeykickass8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      They yell "Jacko!" And the enemy self destructs!!.

    • @interfusor
      @interfusor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I think it's "Gentlemen, I am now using my brain to give orders to my hand and arm to physically propel a small hand-held explosive device at the enemy target in order to cause death and mayhem, so look out would you kindly, and by that I mean that I want you to be careful of flying metal shards and bits too don't you know!"

    • @p.haugen7565
      @p.haugen7565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @CalamityEnsues that was my guess too, because of.. ngl movies and games..
      Probably just Jocko who wants to stay professional and don't tell any tactics that could endanger those currently serving, so I respect that type of "loyalty" no matter how trivial and well known it is

  • @MysterySemicolon
    @MysterySemicolon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Movie: Hey, Jocko. I've got a joke for you.
    Jocko: No you don't.

    • @henrytai6227
      @henrytai6227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: OK..... 😥

    • @segueoyuri
      @segueoyuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (while caressing his knife slowly)

  • @Ccs4646
    @Ccs4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    Jocko: *dies*
    Jocko: “That’s pretty unrealistic.”

    • @loreofewins7878
      @loreofewins7878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Death: understandable have a nice day

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When video ends Jocko does not say "thanks for watching".
      Viewers just say "thank you for breaking" in a very respectful manner.

  • @lazatron2547
    @lazatron2547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Battleship (8:31): Jocko's immediate remark, "It doesn't really seem necessary to make a movie like this." Yup, those were the movie-goers sentiments as well.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah pretty sure you could make a cool movie about any historical war and have it be 100x better than movie based on a board game.

  • @actionjackson9587
    @actionjackson9587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    "The only bigger threat than the flying frag would be having to sit through a movie like Battleship."
    - Jocko Willink

    • @1PeakMindset
      @1PeakMindset 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was so money😄👌

  • @futchobishh3929
    @futchobishh3929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3446

    Imagine you’re dating Jocko’s daughter and meeting him for for the first time, he’s tryna keep an open mind so he lets you pick a movie, any movie, to watch, and you pick battleship. Lol

    • @axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139
      @axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      This dude has a foot of head above his ears.
      His daughter isn't going to any dances...

    • @Billy28376
      @Billy28376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139 omg I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

    • @mackinbox
      @mackinbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I don’t care how hot that girl is, I’m out

    • @bengough6955
      @bengough6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      To be fair any daughter of his may well be a handful in her own right. Be respectful or...daughter Jocko will choke you out

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah he seems more like a Patton kinda guy.

  • @lissi88
    @lissi88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    When Jocko enters a club , Security show him their I.D.

  • @Lothepus2023
    @Lothepus2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "The only bigger threat then the flying frag would be to sit through a movie like this" Thats actually gold 😂😂

  • @stevecamp4817
    @stevecamp4817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    Me: Battleship is pretty good
    Jocko: The only bigger threat is having to sit through a movie like this
    Me: Never watched it before

    • @4realjacob637
      @4realjacob637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's a fun movie not really supposed to be an Oscar worthy movie

    • @Yum_Yum_Delicious_Cum
      @Yum_Yum_Delicious_Cum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its realy bad :'D

    • @thescottishanimeguy9946
      @thescottishanimeguy9946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It is just a dumb action movie, I enjoyed watching it but it's just a brainless pop corn flick

    • @filodipicori
      @filodipicori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a sci-fi movie about fleet action, not really in Jocko's lane. Surprised he would cover it.

    • @hunterwilson1508
      @hunterwilson1508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If he would have cleaned his ears out he would have actually heard "vampire, vampire, vampire, killing with ciwis" which is an actual term

  • @Feldsomethin
    @Feldsomethin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I have a feeling Echo Charles had a hand in "suggesting" to put Battleship in the list just to trigger Jocko.

    • @cjgonz2004
      @cjgonz2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL! I hope so!!

    • @noahb622
      @noahb622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe those clips had enough explosions for him💥

    • @bobbyevans2416
      @bobbyevans2416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Dang"

    • @TheFoehamer
      @TheFoehamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Straight facts

    • @lerch400block
      @lerch400block 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😄 right

  • @harshbansal7982
    @harshbansal7982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    My boi wasn’t even invited , he just came into the studio and started talking about movies .

  • @makatron
    @makatron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Jocko is the most military looking military guy you could get for these breakdowns. It's weird watching him in full colour though.

  • @JohnReaper25435398
    @JohnReaper25435398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    When Jocko started dating, his father-in-law asked for his approval

  • @shundashundalah
    @shundashundalah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    The only time Jocko cleans his weapons is when he’s washing his hands

  • @folkewiklund1278
    @folkewiklund1278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3976

    Fun fact: Jocko has a bear mat in his house, it isn’t dead or anything it’s just to scared to move

    • @liamleith8900
      @liamleith8900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

    • @pattaccone
      @pattaccone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      De he buy it off of chuck Norris ? 😉🤣

    • @folkewiklund1278
      @folkewiklund1278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@pattaccone legend says they caught it together

    • @pattaccone
      @pattaccone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@folkewiklund1278 😂😂😂

    • @kbthrilla15
      @kbthrilla15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pattaccone He is Chuck Norris's father

  • @blakelester1776
    @blakelester1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Love this man’s straight forward takes and easy explanations. Having obvious advanced experience and combat education and relaying it without arrogance… Also he hates “Battleship”… 100% agree.

  • @hobosolo9040
    @hobosolo9040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3187

    Me: “Oh Battleship? Pretty good movie.”
    Jocko: “This is dumb.”
    Me: “This is f***ing dumb.”

    • @calebwilliams9331
      @calebwilliams9331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I think entertainment was the main mission on this movie so obviously military accuracy wasn't even a turshiary factor.
      I think I said that right 😄

    • @TheGenericDavis
      @TheGenericDavis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@calebwilliams9331 You got it down phonetically, but "tertiary" is the correct spelling.

    • @calebwilliams9331
      @calebwilliams9331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@TheGenericDavis gracias

    • @montecristo7527
      @montecristo7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would be like this too

    • @tomatowarfare849
      @tomatowarfare849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I would never dare call it a good or smart movie, but it is a fun one.

  • @ryantruax4635
    @ryantruax4635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    I just came here for the comments.
    And they didn't disappoint.
    Jocko: "Accurate"

  • @reelguyoutdoors5536
    @reelguyoutdoors5536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2647

    BREAKING: Battleship director apologizes to Jocko for not making a very good movie.

    • @garyroberts6104
      @garyroberts6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Underrated comment 👌🤣

    • @metalheadofmordor9169
      @metalheadofmordor9169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Movie was great tho..

    • @matthewmctaggart7506
      @matthewmctaggart7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Battleship was trash to be honest

    • @jameslowman1355
      @jameslowman1355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To this day that director is still doing push ups Jacko made him do

    • @Hassan_9
      @Hassan_9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "That's pretty unrealistic"

  • @ww2corsair
    @ww2corsair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I was onboard USS Bonhomme Richard (LHD-6) famously named after John Paul Jones's frigate in 1779 when he fought against the HMS Serapis, and it was drilled into my head that his famous quote was "I have not yet begun to fight!", I'll never forget it. After a bit of googling "Don't give up the ship!" was the dying command of James Lawrence in 1813 onboard the USS Chesapeake. Just thought id toss a correction about naval history but much respect to Jocko.

  • @isayang8113
    @isayang8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    "The only bigger threat is having to sit through a movie like this"
    Oof

    • @autopepithesi
      @autopepithesi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha yeah I thought this too. Thats a huge burn

  • @aviskii
    @aviskii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6991

    When Jocko was born the doctor said “it’s a man”

    • @marcelstyles9037
      @marcelstyles9037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Underrated

    • @cesarordaz139
      @cesarordaz139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Marcel Styles very

    • @buster7618
      @buster7618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't care if this is unoriginal, it is funny

    • @blaisethompson6537
      @blaisethompson6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s funny every time I hear it

    • @Officialem4
      @Officialem4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed so hard thanks to this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @williamsmith5470
    @williamsmith5470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Jocko: I guess that wouldn’t look good for “the camera”
    The camera: Please don’t kill me.

    • @BJackson.
      @BJackson. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DSB831
    @DSB831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    His slightly masked disgust is pretty great. He makes a good point about the naval battles of WWII.

  • @SonicsniperV7
    @SonicsniperV7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    They dropped the MOAB on ISIS after dropping Jocko was deemed too inhumane

    • @ryedc8674
      @ryedc8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Jocko dropped a MOAB and killed 100 bad guys, then the bomb exploded

    • @joelerk6298
      @joelerk6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your at 999 likes imma make that 1k
      It looks better

  • @drewbeans69
    @drewbeans69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    Jocko was once shot. The bullet was pronounced dead at the scene.

    • @chasedavis8362
      @chasedavis8362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      God tier comment

    • @animesimz8644
      @animesimz8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is the best comment in the section 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Imagine Jocko saw this comment. He would be like: 'Actually, bullets can't be prounounced dead. Unrealistic. 0/10'

    • @eliaskjrbo8142
      @eliaskjrbo8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@animesimz8644 Not really that funny

  • @icefire2573
    @icefire2573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Jocko once uppercutted a horse, they are called giraffes now

  • @matthewmoneypit1558
    @matthewmoneypit1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Love this guy. His total destruction of battleship was awesome!

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Jocko destroyed the periodic table of elements... he only recognises the element of surprise.

    • @godSPARDA1995
      @godSPARDA1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That ia fantastic😂😂😂😂

    • @brittanym2080
      @brittanym2080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you seen this clip of Jocko? 😂
      th-cam.com/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/w-d-xo.html

    • @Iridiumcosmos
      @Iridiumcosmos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @16rumpole
      @16rumpole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats an old chuck norris joke

  • @crust1883
    @crust1883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Sometimes i come back here just to read the comments about Jocko

    • @ives3572
      @ives3572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, right, me too!😁

    • @davidritchie9344
      @davidritchie9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s why I am here.

    • @user-Chris89
      @user-Chris89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me right now

    • @schiz0phren1c
      @schiz0phren1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-Chris89 + Rodney, David Ritchie, and O.G. commenter Christopher Hou
      (In Kriegers voice) *ME TOO!*

    • @jasonpark4626
      @jasonpark4626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never gets old

  • @Joao-jc6in
    @Joao-jc6in 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    When Jocko turns the lights off, he then chases the demon all the way up to his bedroom.

  • @aleksiejtostoj6864
    @aleksiejtostoj6864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I really like how straight forward he is. No silly "around" words. Just the words that truly represent a nature of things and giving a whole view of a situation. That's what leaders should be made of

  • @WeaponAus
    @WeaponAus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    Can we just all agree that Jocko honestly has the most entertaining breakdowns.
    MORE JOCKO

    • @jarretdurst7110
      @jarretdurst7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Him and Steven Rinella.

    • @justinlake6604
      @justinlake6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need Andy Stumpf

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      honestly thought he was talking about the plastic Battle ship with the mini tiny ships since this aired. or possibly the paper one. Just figured out there's a video game version....this review makes a lot more sense now.

    • @SoneOnceBrigade
      @SoneOnceBrigade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yep, him and Forrest Galante (wildlife expert) are my favorites

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll take Alex Honnold over anyone else, but yeah, Jocko's pretty good too.
      Anyone unflinchingly honest makes for a good critic.

  • @MW-qv6ok
    @MW-qv6ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    T-800: you have been terminated
    Jocko: that’s unrealistic

    • @JamesJourneyWithJesus
      @JamesJourneyWithJesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you seen this clip of Jocko? 🔥 🔥
      th-cam.com/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/w-d-xo.html

    • @vincentrepins5825
      @vincentrepins5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was promoted realtight insecticide assistant

    • @localmilfchaser6938
      @localmilfchaser6938 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real Prison Stories stfu

  • @aaronbaptist1563
    @aaronbaptist1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2948

    When Jocko turned 18, his parents moved out of the house.

    • @martinmena4625
      @martinmena4625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂🤣💀💀

    • @Ronjankens
      @Ronjankens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This comment is hilarious, it deserves so many more likes

    • @aaronbaptist1563
      @aaronbaptist1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ronjankens Thankyou! I appreciate your reply. This is my first ever comment with 300+ likes though. It's already great, at least for me. 🙂

    • @jordanr5464
      @jordanr5464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      iam dead lmao

    • @Shaunster1995
      @Shaunster1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lansing boi!!! Go State!

  • @lukeclayton8771
    @lukeclayton8771 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    JOCKO absolutely annihilating Battleship was hilarious 😂 the disgust on his face was priceless

  • @aydynbekshubladze4733
    @aydynbekshubladze4733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    When Jocko steps on a mine, the mine gives him a foot massage.

  • @noah-7174
    @noah-7174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    Jocko destroyed the periodic table, he only recognises the element of surprise.

    • @adamwsaxe
      @adamwsaxe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's pretty good.

    • @anandmorris
      @anandmorris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Legendary comment

    • @ldarm
      @ldarm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAO

    • @bakionigeri6414
      @bakionigeri6414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NIICE one!

    • @Enzo575
      @Enzo575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I saw this comment on his other video .....

  • @vistral_beats8115
    @vistral_beats8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    “I’ve played the game battleship a total of 3 times before I realized I wanted a machine gun in my hand”

  • @jasonmurray7604
    @jasonmurray7604 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    In the battleship portion, he doesn't say "verify, verify, verify" he says "vampire, vampire, vampire" which is the call for an inbound missile. If a radar tech in a naval vessel detects inbound enemy missiles, this is exactly what he would say. Vampire X3 then the relative bearing, distance, velocity of the missiles and the time to impact

    • @ianslazinik2264
      @ianslazinik2264 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      also would say volcano volcano volcano for a certain missile i dont think im allowed to say here hah

    • @marco7838
      @marco7838 ปีที่แล้ว

      At 7:18 why doesn’t he disclose the saying for when they throw grenades as if its a secret or something?

    • @DrDubMemes
      @DrDubMemes ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@marco7838 It could be useful for U.S. enemies. It might sound crazy, but other countries have intelligence agencies that would salivate over that kind of info. It would give them an advantage because every time someone shouted the phrase, enemies would be aware of the grenade and probably shoot the soldier who is using the grenade instead of their gun.
      Edit: Also they could use that phrase against you. Imagine being in a jungle and everyone starts yelling out the word. You might not know who is a friend or foe.

  • @chrishernandez5965
    @chrishernandez5965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    When jocko orders pizza, the pizza guy gives him a tip

  • @ariesneilmalsi8759
    @ariesneilmalsi8759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    John wick: i killed two persons with a fvckng pencil.
    Jock: *sharpening his eraser to kill his enemy*

  • @coolieo2222
    @coolieo2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Jocko saying "I played Battleship three times before I realized I wanted a machine gun in my hand." is the most American badass thing I have every seen

    • @65MaX73
      @65MaX73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "badass"

    • @jamesnorman6089
      @jamesnorman6089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I cracked up when he said that😂😂

    • @jackswanson1725
      @jackswanson1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you seen this clip of Jocko? 😂 😆
      th-cam.com/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/w-d-xo.html

  • @tylerharen5383
    @tylerharen5383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Jocko is what I imagine DoomGuy would look like in real life

    • @adjcsee4476
      @adjcsee4476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bruh if they have Jocko for a DOOM movie he'd kill it, literally. All of the demons would run.

    • @florianstumpf4349
      @florianstumpf4349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      DoomGuy has a poster of Jocko in his locker

    • @schiz0phren1c
      @schiz0phren1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Solid casting choice MCNUTT!

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He looks more like BJ than DoomGuy, less jacked and "Aryan" than BJ, but he's definitely got that blockheaded brick physique.

    • @synthwolfe8906
      @synthwolfe8906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plot twist: doomguy's alter ego is jocko.

  • @aidilfarabi9307
    @aidilfarabi9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Jocko doesn't watch his flank, his flank watches over him.

  • @AlphaXY13
    @AlphaXY13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    When Jocko comes over, Jocko invites you into your own house.

  • @kamicloudss
    @kamicloudss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jocko is like the older character who seems to know how to deal with every situation

  • @cutiery2210
    @cutiery2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    When jocko went to boot camp, his drill instructor asked him for orders.

    • @GoSlowToGoFastOG
      @GoSlowToGoFastOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a very good comment because you actually get orders when you go to boot camp and your dril SGT can ask you for a copy of your orders. You get orders to every school and duty station

    • @dauphinstudios2956
      @dauphinstudios2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GoSlowToGoFastOG r/woosh

    • @Keepitpushnn
      @Keepitpushnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GoSlowToGoFastOG 😐😑😐

    • @GoSlowToGoFastOG
      @GoSlowToGoFastOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dauphinstudios2956 didn’t go over my head at all just a bad joke if you have ever been in the military.

    • @dauphinstudios2956
      @dauphinstudios2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GoSlowToGoFastOG oh sorry. I’m still not old enough to be in the military anyway lol.

  • @aleccross3535
    @aleccross3535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Jocko got an F in middle school once. He went to see his teacher's parents.

    • @JamesJourneyWithJesus
      @JamesJourneyWithJesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you seen this clip of Jocko? 😂 😆
      th-cam.com/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/w-d-xo.html

  • @vectorjiu-jitsu955
    @vectorjiu-jitsu955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    His utterly humorless demeanor makes it so much better

  • @one_bad_mofo8658
    @one_bad_mofo8658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jocko: "You just watched the Breakdown by GQ. Thanks for watching."
    I have never seen a man look a a camera and plug it with so little enthusiasm in my entire life.

  • @treyvonn20k.72
    @treyvonn20k.72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    When it’s Halloween people line up outside of Jocko’s house to give him THEIR candy.

    • @ಇLiv
      @ಇLiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only chocolate milk is acceptable

  • @ryanroberts9837
    @ryanroberts9837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Going to school with his son, and seeing him on campus, is both the coolest/scariest experience one can have. Like finding a silverback in the jungle.

  • @shrines1
    @shrines1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Jocko wakes up his alarm clock

    • @12jmlnv7
      @12jmlnv7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Aiden Vawer-McCann or when jocko turned 18, his parents moved out.

    • @truenorthaffirmations7049
      @truenorthaffirmations7049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jocko sleeps!?!?

    • @TheLuckysinner
      @TheLuckysinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Check his Instagram the man doesn't sleep he gets up at like 330 to workout

  • @alyssarh
    @alyssarh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jocko is so awesome, I love these videos with him. I'd love to see more!

  • @clintalbrecht7949
    @clintalbrecht7949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4312

    When Jocko shoots a rifle he doesn’t pull the trigger the bullets leave the rifle out of respect

    • @laurence_lookmyr
      @laurence_lookmyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Jocko is such a man these replies aren’t bots, women just get that excited when they see him.

    • @quandaledingle8583
      @quandaledingle8583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@laurence_lookmyr facts😂

    • @joeblunts1411
      @joeblunts1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaaahha!😭😭😭

    • @missrhib
      @missrhib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @truenorthaffirmations7049
      @truenorthaffirmations7049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic respect🔥🤘🔥🤘

  • @tyguy6296
    @tyguy6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    fun fact: Jockos neck muscles completed SEAL training on their own for fun

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We need a "Jocko reads Jocko facts" video series.

  • @stevelastname3276
    @stevelastname3276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    *imaginary alien warship shoots alien warship gun*
    Jocko: That’s pretty unrealistic

    • @themrstarwars3452
      @themrstarwars3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Vinnie P. The point is everybody know's it's true and there's no need to mention the alien part being unrealistic

    • @PH34RB
      @PH34RB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "This is dumb" had me in stitches

    • @contumelious-8440
      @contumelious-8440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vinnie P. Good thing we have you here, Vinnie. Listen, I have this guy telling me I can make a fortune in cold fusion, how much should I invest?

  • @damiankruhmin2624
    @damiankruhmin2624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    His enthusiasm for the movie "Battleship" is hilarious.

  • @theamazingcow2801
    @theamazingcow2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    One time, Jocko was clearing out an enemy bunker, but he used up the last of his ammo. An enemy then passed Jocko another magazine.

  • @Kyle_Lurz
    @Kyle_Lurz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Jocko once visited the Virgin Islands and when he left they were just called the Islands

    • @pauldavison7105
      @pauldavison7105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @The ConGaminator so your not a virgin to that joke

    • @ellis3320
      @ellis3320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pauldavison7105 No just a regular one

    • @fluG4M3
      @fluG4M3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The ConGaminator who asked again? Oh thats right, nobody.

  • @fightfan6700
    @fightfan6700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2098

    Jocko wasn’t born. He was tactically deployed

    • @metal665lica
      @metal665lica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Haven't heard this one before. Good on you.

    • @speen9430
      @speen9430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@metal665lica I have

    • @serene_actual
      @serene_actual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      400th like

    • @noclue4210
      @noclue4210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@speen9430 lmao he's probably being sarcastic

    • @jordanwerneck1184
      @jordanwerneck1184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best comment i've read here.

  • @BloodThirstyMedic
    @BloodThirstyMedic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When Jocko was a student , he would write his answers during the exam
    and the teacher must fill in the correct questions

  • @callehammar2743
    @callehammar2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Once the Jocko and his team was attacking an enemy position. However their machine gun jammed. Jocko just supressed the enemy by looking in their direction.

    • @dinosaur66
      @dinosaur66 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Den M boo. Try making your own .

    • @callehammar2743
      @callehammar2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Den M *spits*

    • @Xpistos510
      @Xpistos510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "The Jocko" 🤣

  • @ollieg9515
    @ollieg9515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Jockos the type of guy to go to the basement without turning the lights on.

    • @Flying_Pand4
      @Flying_Pand4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      when Jocko walks around at night the dark gets scared

    • @carldorsey2604
      @carldorsey2604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jocko goes ghost hunting

    • @LordDagon186
      @LordDagon186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The lights turn off when he enters the room.

    • @sixtynine4009
      @sixtynine4009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Flying_Pand4 Jockophobia

    • @crewpup9481
      @crewpup9481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He chases the demons in the dark

  • @yelanbastet7327
    @yelanbastet7327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you can actually see within the three parts, Jocko getting more and more sick of the movies and inevitably taking out said rage on battleship and im here for it

  • @glasshalffull4061
    @glasshalffull4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Jocko's Expressions:
    Happy: 🤨
    Annoyed: 🤨
    Excited: 🤨
    Bored: 🤨
    Impressed: 🤨
    Unimpressed: 🤨
    Playing Battleship: "I want a machine gun in my hands." 😏
    I really like this guy.

    • @florianstumpf4349
      @florianstumpf4349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Another underrated comment! 😆😆😆

    • @glasshalffull4061
      @glasshalffull4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@florianstumpf4349 Ha! Seriously though, when he said, "...I wanted a machine gun in my hand..." I really felt that.

    • @h8zel8ngl22
      @h8zel8ngl22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO!!!

    • @glasshalffull4061
      @glasshalffull4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@h8zel8ngl22 😆

    • @HarambeKojima
      @HarambeKojima 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would encourage David Goggins as well. Another badass SEAL.

  • @ericsmith5919
    @ericsmith5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I love this dude's talent for understatement. "If you throw a grenade and it hits a tree branch, it could come back at you and that would be a real problem."
    Like Jesus, if that's a "problem" for this guy I'd hate to see what he calls a "catastrophe."

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Apparently it's the "Battleship" movie.

    • @montecristo7527
      @montecristo7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is so true

    • @schiz0phren1c
      @schiz0phren1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mikek9297 Underrated reply to underrated comment...the commentception begins..., *NOW* we all know what that horn was in inception, it was that frickin' Battleship sinking!!

    • @MarcusHansen276
      @MarcusHansen276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mikek9297 that was underrated and hilarious

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe you're just an overreacting zoomer urbanite

  • @JT40999
    @JT40999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    When Jocko creates an account, the terms and agreements agrees to him.

    • @NinjaZXRR
      @NinjaZXRR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      These sound like those old chuck norris jokes