haha right? usually they only chuckle at eachothers bits and riffs, its rare the movie itself is that bad nomatter how many times i watch this i'll never not crack up at somebody take the megaphone away from the parrot! hahaha
Featuring the theatrical miracle of green screen technology, capable of transporting the actors to some of the most fantastic and exotic locations. Like office cubicles.
barbaro267 What you mean it’s not normal to pronounce words like a low functioning mental patient, and awkward focuses on landscapes DON’T qualify as entertaining cinema?
In all my life, I have never seen a death scene like Dr G's. He delicately balances his left foot & knee until the left hand can take over. Then, with the subtl jerking, he is gone....
I don't think James Nguyen speaks very good English, so I wouldn't be surprised if some of this was just run through a translator and he didn't correct it. That's why it's stilted and there are incorrect and improperly used words all the time. Or maybe he's just that bad lol
best line in the whole thing hahahah REDO THE TAKE MAN, does he only do one take ever? i mean i know hes got no sound design, but saving all that TAKE THE FUCKING PARROT OUT OF THE ROOM
@@specialpatrolgroup92 I'm guessing they skipped out on that joke because for as great as it is, honestly, nothing will top the sheer ridiculousness of the movie line itself.
Parts: TCH _was_ totally coherent and polished. You do know that MST3K removed up to 20 minutes of each film they riffed to make room for adverts and host segments, right? Many films (eg Werewolf, Time Chasers) started off awful, sure, but were made completely incomprehensible by, and are much better without, the random block cuts of footage by the MST3K people. Parts is actually a great movie without the massive edits and the riffing.
No amount of editing down could've given the actors in Parts any talent, or made it not look like it was shot in the back of a community college. But at least it wasn't this trainwreck. I actually - and this is a bad place to be, but it's true - thought while watching this that Coleman Francis made better movies. Yes, I went there. At least Coleman could use a mic properly, for one thing.
Really in comparison the highway scene in Manos got a lot done: established part of the premise, introduced some of the main characters...oh God am I complimenting Manos now?
5:27 Now correct me if I'm wrong, (partially because of not having full context) but don't these numbers imply that full production costs of each of these chips is like 2 dollars? Hell, that's supposedly making a profit too.
The whole movie is incredible - I've seen extremely amateurish shot-on-VHS fan films made in the 1980s with better cinematography and acting. I've seen cable access movies with better production values than all of Nguyen's cinematic oeuvre. His movies all have the looks and feel about them of the sort of movie that kids try to make when they get their first camcorder.
no joke man, not only that but like genuinely shitty B movies intentionally made on a shoestring with zero effort in the 80s to cash in on a fad are better than this this is below the level of even asylum movies the editing, the sound design (a nguyen staple of course) i mean FUCK, take the parrot out of the room! or redo the line! or USE A BOOM and yet hes trying so fucking hard the actors for birdemic said hed chew out civilians walking through his shot, even though hed be in public without a permit noone can be THAT clueless about basic cinematography, dialogue or fucking blocking i mean all that aside, the color correction, the lighting, its so washed out and gross looking, flat.. not to mention he always gives his leads super cool tech jobs you know are just wish fulfillment for his own life its really telling if you watch that documentary interviewing the dudes who found him in LA driving around handing out birdemic with his themed car, at first they didnt realize it wasnt tongue in cheek, he was dead serious they helped him promote it, and like Neil Breen or Wiseau, gets such a self inflated ego and is clueless about how shit it is, at least hes not putting himself in his films though ironically those 2 lined him up with a producer to pop out the suquel, but it was still in talks and they told him not to make it public, he blabbed about it in a following interview and they shut it down then he tried leaning into the shlock and made the sequel like he knew it was bad, even though hes making all the same mistakes i mean, the guys got a dream, but sometimes you just dont have the skill for your dream.. for a dude that fled vietnam as a child during the war, just like Wiseau or the Samurai Cop dude he wants to make SUPA COOL AMERICAN MOVIE and comes across like an alien neil breen, being from here, doesnt have that excuse haha, neither does the Get Even guy this is like a guy spending 20 years as a musician and has a 1 string banjo that isnt even tuned right and hes playing with his feet or a fucking artist drawing in MS paint moving the mouse with his ballsack at least Uwe Boll and Paul WS Anderson know their product, and as shitty as their movies are, have editing/decent shots/sound design that isnt insane, and are fucking PTA compared to them
@@KaladinVegapunk on P.W.S. Anderson: have you seen the last resident evil movie? Besides the shitty plot that completely changes the lore(a lore he himself implemented mind you) the editing is really, really bad. Not even funny bad, just cringe and sad. I can get behind a shitty plot and ridiculous lines etc, like you said it's what the previous movies were about, it's their "thing". What really infuriates me is the lack of technical skill. They are not poor clueless guys with an inflated ego, they are professionals and should know better
You know, once upon a time, I actually felt bad for James Nguyen. I mean it can be rough to try and make it in the film industry. But now, he's on my shit list. I mean he NEVER learns from his mistakes. Almost every film I've seen riffed or reviewed has suffered from the same problems and featured the same plotlines along with the same terrible delivery. I mean nearly every film he's made could be watched side by side, and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Except Birdemic, but that's only because of the terrible effects. And the fact that he has the balls to use his own film (Julie and Jack) as a reference in this thing, is the icing on the cake. Look, there's nothing wrong with a little self-insert parody, I mean Alfred Hitchcock did it a lot. But HE was talented, and James doesn't even rank in the same galaxy as Hitchcock! Where is this asshole getting the money for this? What nude photos, addresses where bodies are buried, blackmail does he have that can afford him to keep making this shit?
And the thing is, his underlying idea/project is actually pretty good: revisiting the basic themes of Hitchcock films in the context of contemporary technology, climate change, etc. (kinda like how De Palma did Hitchcock through the lens of 80s cultural tropes). So, he has a good idea, and he has the drive, willpower and money to actually write and direct his own movies; what he doesn't have is talent.
its actually kinda sad when you look at it that way. Nguyen desperately wants to make amazing movies like the ones that inspire d him, but he just doesnt have any talent, and he never learns from his mistakes and does the same things over and over. still, despite this birdemic 2 is my least favorite film from him cuz he's just so self aware. the fun in the first movie is having some misguided director thinking that what he made was something deep and profound.
Remember, if you think you might be about to hit another car while driving at 2 miles an hour with plenty of time to brake, take your hands OFF the wheel and raise the roof!
okay, ive seen some bad movies in my life - many of them introduced by these very gentlemen - but this is exceptional. this is like a pure element of terrible movie
At least Coleman francis learned from beast of yucca flats. Skydivers and red zone cuba actually have talking characters who interacted with each other. James just never learns
So... this director is really into ripping off Hitchcock. Birdemic was obviously The Birds. This is sort of a ripoff of Vertigo. Can we get a Psycho one, please? Perhaps starring Slr Pnls as Norman?
I'm watching this at 9 pm in a country with a ridiculously large parrot population. I wasn't looking at the screen at 3:28 and subsequently spent a good few moments searching the living room for a runaway nocturnal lorikeet. How do you leave that in the movie?
When a James Nguyen movie is shelved after completion and deemed unreleasible by Nguyen himself, you know you are in for a unique cinematic experience
I want Kevin's laugh when the dude walks to the grave as my ringtone.
I've never heard them laugh helplessly so many times in a row.
haha right? usually they only chuckle at eachothers bits and riffs, its rare the movie itself is that bad
nomatter how many times i watch this i'll never not crack up at somebody take the megaphone away from the parrot! hahaha
Watch RollerGator. All three have a full-on mental breakdown at the end.
It was nice of the guys to take time out of their beezvy schedules to give this film what it deserved.
Probably unintentional but the "I also Clone Replicas of Celebrities" line was delivered perfectly. 😂
I don't think the guys have had this much fun riffing anything since Space Mutiny.
Featuring the theatrical miracle of green screen technology, capable of transporting the actors to some of the most fantastic and exotic locations.
Like office cubicles.
This is another classic James Nguyen joint. For what it's worth, the lead guy can act circles around Rod from Birdemic.
TanzDerSchatten and he can walk like a human.
And yet, even Rod acts better than Neil Breen.
The female lead is worse then the one in Birdemic (Whitney Moore) though..
How hard is that?
@@Eisenwulf666The female lead in this sounds like she may have had a lobotomy.
My God... The acting in this is actually WORSE than in Birdemic!
I didn't think that was possible!
LirylCrovyn
That's ridiculous, have a 50 percent discount.
Well, you have bad actors and bad actors overracting in unnatural ways.
barbaro267
What you mean it’s not normal to pronounce words like a low functioning mental patient, and awkward focuses on landscapes DON’T qualify as entertaining cinema?
Eh, the main guy in the film is better than Rod.
I was thinking the same thing.
We all know James' pick up line of "you look like a woman I use to know" cause he uses it in nearly every film.
Kaebee
Maybe he just really likes the song "somebody that I used to know."
That fact that someone got paid to make this movie makes me both happy and nauseous at the same time.
I'm crying. So hard. Funniest riff ever.
"well this DOOM Mod sucks!"
I have never laughed harder. Nelson's taken a ride on the Doom bus before, I can tell.
I always throw my arms up in the air like a cartoon character when getting into a fender bender and die for no reason.
If I'd have known I could produce an entire movie with our family's 90s camcorder, my life could have turned out much differently.
In all my life, I have never seen a death scene like Dr G's. He delicately balances his left foot & knee until the left hand can take over.
Then, with the subtl
jerking, he is gone....
He lays down like he's bedding down in front of a campfire
The dialogue in this sounds like a text to speech app. Not kidding.
Sapphirewingthefurrycritic this is the best description of his work I have ever seen
A "See and Say" voice has more life to it. "This movie sounds like a dog.......woof woof".
I don't think James Nguyen speaks very good English, so I wouldn't be surprised if some of this was just run through a translator and he didn't correct it. That's why it's stilted and there are incorrect and improperly used words all the time. Or maybe he's just that bad lol
So painful. It's like a grade 8 project.
"Cut! Someone take that megaphone away from the parrot."
Ruby Stevens I swear that bird was begging to get out of the movie!!
Hell, I would b. This movie is Godawful!!
The fact that got left in completely blew my mind.
Sir, would you PLEASE KILL THAT BIRD??!?!?!!!?!
best line in the whole thing hahahah
REDO THE TAKE MAN, does he only do one take ever?
i mean i know hes got no sound design, but saving all that TAKE THE FUCKING PARROT OUT OF THE ROOM
14:14 - "I also Clone Replicas of Celebrities"...
Such as Seal.
I can't believe they didn't make that joke!
BOOM! 👍
You riff with the best, my friend.
Excellent riff, have some Solpanuls!
@@specialpatrolgroup92 I'm guessing they skipped out on that joke because for as great as it is, honestly, nothing will top the sheer ridiculousness of the movie line itself.
whoo, excruciating flick! Makes The Room look Oscar-worthy.
If MK ULTRA had a theater department, this is the type of movies they would produce.
14:23 Don't worry if your gun is sort of weak, you can generate more velocity by thrusting your gun at the target as you pull the trigger.
Also 14:38
The bad guy's death throws remind me of that dance performance by The Dude's landlord in The Big Lebowski.
omfg.... this movie makes "Parts: The Clonus Horror" seem totally coherent and polished
Parts: TCH _was_ totally coherent and polished. You do know that MST3K removed up to 20 minutes of each film they riffed to make room for adverts and host segments, right? Many films (eg Werewolf, Time Chasers) started off awful, sure, but were made completely incomprehensible by, and are much better without, the random block cuts of footage by the MST3K people. Parts is actually a great movie without the massive edits and the riffing.
I disagree.
No amount of editing down could've given the actors in Parts any talent, or made it not look like it was shot in the back of a community college. But at least it wasn't this trainwreck.
I actually - and this is a bad place to be, but it's true - thought while watching this that Coleman Francis made better movies. Yes, I went there.
At least Coleman could use a mic properly, for one thing.
@@JamaicanCastle True, but that didn’t stop Michael Bay from ripping it off
I didn't hate Parts either. One of their better ones.
"I'm extremely beezy."
It actually sounded like she said "I'm extremely busey." Like she's extremely like Gary Busey.
There is only ONE extreme Busey...
Don't forget jolly old St. Nolte!
Sound more like beezvy.
Kubo Edgeworth "breezy" would've been somewhat acceptable
I don't know what's more hilarious: the slow speed car "crash" or the police detective dressed in khakis. 🤣
Replica is James Nguyen's Vertigo.
JARHUMOR And I thought Julie and Jack was his Vertigo.
Fuck all of us if he ever makes Psycho or The Man Who Knew Too Much.
I would love to see a green screen shower scene
Derek Power He’s already gotten his hands on _The Birds._ What’s next?
... you mean, it CAUSES vertigo?
You mean it's a Replica?
Seeing plot points from Vertigo adorning this junk is like watching someone's kid use the Crown Jewels to dress up their Tammy doll.
Tor Johnson was a better actor than anyone in this movie.
PhilBagels
That's ridiculous, have a 50% discount.
TIME FOR MAKE BAD MOVIE??
TIME FOR SELL SOLPANULS?
Well that’s because he’s a big boy!
Cause of death: Lightly bruised elbow!
lol
“So, in conclusion, a building”
Honestly James Nguyen films make The Room look like Citizen Kane
Even Greg Sestero said that after watching "Birdemic" he was befuddled by it.
This movie has all the dramatic tension of the highway driving scene from "Manos"! 😜
Really in comparison the highway scene in Manos got a lot done: established part of the premise, introduced some of the main characters...oh God am I complimenting Manos now?
Oh my god! Another film by the creator of Birdemic?! I just jumped on Rifftrax and bought it!
The final scene looks like something out of a bad 90’s PC game!
WELCOME IN OMICRON.
Hilarious at 3:29 he reacts like the parrot flies past his head. I laugh hard each time I see this.
5:27 Now correct me if I'm wrong, (partially because of not having full context) but don't these numbers imply that full production costs of each of these chips is like 2 dollars? Hell, that's supposedly making a profit too.
So...their chips are two dollars each? Is that before or after the 50 percent discount?
Sanctimoniously
Are they as good as suhler pnls?
And are they compatible with plug-in hybrids?
Idk, but I do know that the chips are 100 percent coat hanger compatible.
“I can’t talk right now - I’m extremely beezbee “ sweet
“Extremely slow crash division?” 😂
"I'll kill ya! You white wearing after Labor Day son of a bitch!"
So many other great lines, but this one was so funny.
These films are great....if you made it with your classmates in middle school.
barbaro267 Even then...
Such as seals.
That’s a bit harsh on middle schoolers.
The greenscreening is so odd in this movie.
Dunes8
I think the movie over dosed on saturation
It's almost like a PC game with actors from the 90s
@@davincent98 Like with Space Games, this looks like a crappy 3DO game from 1994.
The whole movie is incredible - I've seen extremely amateurish shot-on-VHS fan films made in the 1980s with better cinematography and acting. I've seen cable access movies with better production values than all of Nguyen's cinematic oeuvre. His movies all have the looks and feel about them of the sort of movie that kids try to make when they get their first camcorder.
BERTMARCH
I've actually seen amazing fan films. As far as they go.
no joke man, not only that but like genuinely shitty B movies intentionally made on a shoestring with zero effort in the 80s to cash in on a fad are better than this
this is below the level of even asylum movies
the editing, the sound design (a nguyen staple of course) i mean FUCK, take the parrot out of the room! or redo the line! or USE A BOOM
and yet hes trying so fucking hard
the actors for birdemic said hed chew out civilians walking through his shot, even though hed be in public without a permit
noone can be THAT clueless about basic cinematography, dialogue or fucking blocking
i mean all that aside, the color correction, the lighting, its so washed out and gross looking, flat..
not to mention he always gives his leads super cool tech jobs you know are just wish fulfillment for his own life
its really telling if you watch that documentary interviewing the dudes who found him in LA driving around handing out birdemic with his themed car, at first they didnt realize it wasnt tongue in cheek, he was dead serious
they helped him promote it, and like Neil Breen or Wiseau, gets such a self inflated ego and is clueless about how shit it is, at least hes not putting himself in his films though
ironically those 2 lined him up with a producer to pop out the suquel, but it was still in talks and they told him not to make it public, he blabbed about it in a following interview and they shut it down
then he tried leaning into the shlock and made the sequel like he knew it was bad, even though hes making all the same mistakes
i mean, the guys got a dream, but sometimes you just dont have the skill for your dream.. for a dude that fled vietnam as a child during the war, just like Wiseau or the Samurai Cop dude he wants to make SUPA COOL AMERICAN MOVIE and comes across like an alien
neil breen, being from here, doesnt have that excuse haha, neither does the Get Even guy
this is like a guy spending 20 years as a musician and has a 1 string banjo that isnt even tuned right and hes playing with his feet
or a fucking artist drawing in MS paint moving the mouse with his ballsack
at least Uwe Boll and Paul WS Anderson know their product, and as shitty as their movies are, have editing/decent shots/sound design that isnt insane, and are fucking PTA compared to them
@@KaladinVegapunk on P.W.S. Anderson: have you seen the last resident evil movie? Besides the shitty plot that completely changes the lore(a lore he himself implemented mind you) the editing is really, really bad. Not even funny bad, just cringe and sad. I can get behind a shitty plot and ridiculous lines etc, like you said it's what the previous movies were about, it's their "thing". What really infuriates me is the lack of technical skill. They are not poor clueless guys with an inflated ego, they are professionals and should know better
when i first saw the slowest car crash/death scene my soul jumped out of my body from laughter.
bahaha "Are you a hitman?"
Blake Hardy that line made me laugh so hard I was crying. I have to buy the full version of this
I feel like I'm luckier than some of you, because I've put off watching RiffTrax for ages, and so now I get to see them all for the first time.
I love how a lot of the riffs on this one are just the guys’ laughing derision.
Oh my god, this movie wants to be Vertigo. It even takes place in San Francisco. Of course, it's approximately 50 million times worse.
You know, once upon a time, I actually felt bad for James Nguyen. I mean it can be rough to try and make it in the film industry. But now, he's on my shit list. I mean he NEVER learns from his mistakes. Almost every film I've seen riffed or reviewed has suffered from the same problems and featured the same plotlines along with the same terrible delivery. I mean nearly every film he's made could be watched side by side, and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Except Birdemic, but that's only because of the terrible effects.
And the fact that he has the balls to use his own film (Julie and Jack) as a reference in this thing, is the icing on the cake. Look, there's nothing wrong with a little self-insert parody, I mean Alfred Hitchcock did it a lot. But HE was talented, and James doesn't even rank in the same galaxy as Hitchcock!
Where is this asshole getting the money for this? What nude photos, addresses where bodies are buried, blackmail does he have that can afford him to keep making this shit?
Lol! It's quite disturbing to see James Nguyen an "The Master of Suspense", Alfred Hitchcock, mentioned in the same paragraph. Lol
And the thing is, his underlying idea/project is actually pretty good: revisiting the basic themes of Hitchcock films in the context of contemporary technology, climate change, etc. (kinda like how De Palma did Hitchcock through the lens of 80s cultural tropes). So, he has a good idea, and he has the drive, willpower and money to actually write and direct his own movies; what he doesn't have is talent.
its actually kinda sad when you look at it that way. Nguyen desperately wants to make amazing movies like the ones that inspire d him, but he just doesnt have any talent, and he never learns from his mistakes and does the same things over and over. still, despite this birdemic 2 is my least favorite film from him cuz he's just so self aware. the fun in the first movie is having some misguided director thinking that what he made was something deep and profound.
GruntGamerProductions
Go back to Vietnam where you belong, Nguyen!
What did Vietnam do to deserve him?
" A super-human! A MASTER RACE!"
*YOU'RE A BIT OF A MESS-UP.*
Do you think Nguyen thinks to himself, It worked for Tommy Wiseau why not me?
I have a feeling he thought more of a “If Alfred Hitchcock can do it...”
Yes, James Nguyen and thinking.
Dazzling combination that always produces a veritable feast for the senses.
First off, you’re assuming thinking is involved
Looks like Manos hand of fate has some competition
This movie really is a cautionary tale about the dangers of big beezviness.
This is a real movie?!? Far out!!! Somewhere, Ed Wood is looking down and smiling.
Remember, if you think you might be about to hit another car while driving at 2 miles an hour with plenty of time to brake, take your hands OFF the wheel and raise the roof!
Doesn't everyone throw their hands up a half block before a wreck?
buster20010
No.
I do, however, through my hands up in the air when I just don't care.
Depends on how inebriated they are.
Extremely Slow Crash Division
😂😂😂😂
6:06 - Is it just me or should there have been a Padme line: "I love the water" here?
And a rant about the problems with sand.
Lol. I was thinking of adding that but I thought I'd better leave it at just the water line. xD But yeah that one too.
My go-to was "This is where the fish lives."
Haha that's a good one too. Mutant fish maybe given that it's a run-off. xD
YES! I heard her talking at that point and had that thought, but couldn't place the line. Thank you!
If you've ever wondered how bad a porno would be without sex, well this is 10 times worse...
this is so birdemic that you'd think it'd be made by the same person, oh wait.
Aaron Karras oh hai James Nguyen
Oh hai poorly made cult film directed by an immigrant with a funny accent that's trying to horn in on my business!
"oh .it's.you.how.dare you.follow.me.to.my.room. "
The officer with the post mortem interrogations is maybe the most awkward thing in film history.
James Nguyen is like the reverse Hitchcock
okay, ive seen some bad movies in my life - many of them introduced by these very gentlemen - but this is exceptional. this is like a pure element of terrible movie
“God! Somebody take that megaphone away from the parrot!”
Sir, would you PLEASE KILL THAT BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any movie that makes Kevin, Mike, and Bill laugh hysterically at its absurdity is just magical. Love it when the guys “Break character”, so-to-speak!
1:57 I had to watch the guy "walking" to his desk multiple times. That was funny stuff....
“Cause of death, lightly bruised elbow in car crash!”
Everybody in this film was noticeable brain trauma.
When I heard 'G-Wine' all I could think of was Ginuwine.
Man, and here I thought the Star Wars prequels used a lot of green screen.
Such as seals
*racist seals
So'panels
9:12 Birdemic mom has two hilarious daughters.
At least Coleman francis learned from beast of yucca flats. Skydivers and red zone cuba actually have talking characters who interacted with each other. James just never learns
Why are all protagonists of these films microchip telemarketers? Is that even a job that exists?
That's what I'm wondering here in 2023
It's interesting to spot local landmarks.
Also, this is Ed Wood's "Vertigo".
this one really felt like I was just watching a bad movie with my friends.
1:22 - We still miss you 😢
*Mike:* Well, this *DooM* mod sucks.
*Cygnis:* Tell me about it.
Totally fake! Available parking in San Francisco? 12:44
Neil Breen level ineptitude.
I cried from laughing so hard at your commentary
I was waiting for the knockoff spinning kiss shot as soon as the double showed up and dammit if James Nguyen didn’t deliver!
Aaaah! Birdemic Mom!!
So... this director is really into ripping off Hitchcock. Birdemic was obviously The Birds. This is sort of a ripoff of Vertigo. Can we get a Psycho one, please? Perhaps starring Slr Pnls as Norman?
That's where the fishes live....
This movie is filmed in the exact places as Birdemic. You have all of California.
"SQUEAK SKEEK!" - The parrot
I didn't think he could find someone who equalled Alan Bagh in acting talent... but somehow he found someone almost equally terrible.
Key word being ‘Almost’.
Hey, at least the sound editing is getting better compared to Birdemic.
Enoc Uzumaki
That’s not saying much.
You know, you can really save money on sets by building them in Paint and inserting them into your movie as a lossy JPEG.
3:27 WHOA!!!! parrot with a megaphone!!!
12:18 is beyond GIF-worthy.
Yes, she sounded like a brilliant molecular geneticist.
If it weren’t for the fact that RiffTrax made fun of this movie, this would completely unwatchable!
Nathalie's mom deserves better than James Nguyen.
The "flakeses" of paint?
06:25......the collision/death scene is HILARIOUS
Yup, that's Michael Bay stuff.
So, this is a porn movie without the sex, right?
I'm watching this at 9 pm in a country with a ridiculously large parrot population. I wasn't looking at the screen at 3:28 and subsequently spent a good few moments searching the living room for a runaway nocturnal lorikeet. How do you leave that in the movie?
If Vertigo was directed by Tommy Wiseau.