Funny thing is Americas % spending on healthcare is significantly higher than anyone elses. Which makes it even more impressive that they can afford this shit.
@@UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q *Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. Revelation 22:12-14 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
@@jcdenton6427 not really bud hit the history books. If disrespect the queen here no one gets mad about it, but go to England and say something bad about her and they’ll cut your tongue out 😂😂😂🇺🇸
Fun fact: the mbt70/kpz70 prototypes were slow to develop because the US and Germany did not agree on using inches or millimeters for bolt production. In the end, each one did their own and then sent the whole project to the trash.
good, fucking hell why anyone would use imperial fasteners is beyond me.. i work on parts at work all the time that are drawn in imperial units, but with metric fasteners..
@@enriqueperezarce5485 Ye like if you need to feed pigs in your ranch you may want to measure amount of corn in Pounds, but if you want to live in 21st century you better use Metric system. (no offence to imperial measurement system dudes)
@@Napoleonic_wars_Fan howdy mate, to be fair there’s 9M children in the US living in poverty I’d argue that food availability is a very much a problem, it’s just not a middle class problem. I’ll also concede that America is large enough to have more than one problem at the same time.
@@sticks_studiosHQ You have no right to correct people when you can't even spell your own sentences right. Let me show you how to write a correct sentence. “It's 2023, and people make up words that have no meaning.”
Its equal to about 1.5Km (its just slightly more). You can blame the French and their inability to safely ship across the Atlantic for this. But in all seriousness, although we use miles the Military still uses Kilometer for the sake of our allies. All references you hear to standard are just when they're speaking to fellow American troops.
As an American, we may hate each other and fight because we are so divided, but goddamn, as soon as a non-American insults the United States, we all hand together and form this video.
True, I may not agree with your political beliefs, whatever they may be, but you know damn well, that I'll happily fight alongside you against Invaders.
And the only reason why they were able to go to the moon is because they kidnapped german scientists because their own scientists are only as smart as the average european person
🖋️" Старший сержант Григорьев, доложите, что вы видите ?" 🔭 "Вижу боевой вертолёт Апаче. " 🖋️ "Так, это боевой вертолет Апаче или человек, идентифицируюший себя как боевой вертолет Апаче ?" 🔭 "Второе пилотирует первое." 🖋️ "Это попытка дезинформации ?" 🔭 "Нет, у них теперь так принято."
My dad was an Apache pilot in and Afghanistan. He said the Taliban would see the Apache and run for their fucking lives. They were scared to death of it.
I can see a very noticeable difference in your editing skills and it is fantastic how much you have improved. i have been with you since 10k subs and it has been an amazing journey with you so far
"You just earned a lifetime supply of spicy cars. While I'm turning for a full broadside why don't you apologize to mother Earth because I'm about to remove both you and the land you stand on. *_WELCOME TO TOYOTATHON MOTHERFUCKER!"_*
@@sc7440 America has been totally self-reliant and a big oil supplier even before Iraq truly got invaded but whatever throw the facts out of the window. 😂
it will be a shame if it's not ... the zionists that are ruling your country are literally printing money and taking the advantage from the world order they are possessing rn and you are still obliged to pay taxes and no free healthcare LMAO
@@animo9050 yes americas defense budget is 18x times bigger than the one of their allies, but americas economy is also much larger, the US has the same GDP as the entire EU.
It's crazy that this more or less actually happened in Syria in 2018 and is known as the Battle of Kasham. A bunch of Wagner troops found out why we don't have free healthcare the hard way. They were curbstomped in the most lopsided way possible, with US forces only suffering a single sprained ankle but piled up multiple Wagner corpses. Mattis even broke out the B-52s because why the hell not. In the end, Wagner gave its surviving troops medals just for surviving.
If u read the battle report, the Wag didn’t expect the full wrath of USAF and all bunch up together. Let’s just say the AC-130 operators and bomber’s crew have a field day and it was gibs and bodypart raining that day
@@bdleo300 Just because you disagree with their form of governing doesn't make them any less democratic. May I remind you some believe not having a direct democracy is enough to exclude others from that list. Doesn't make their opinion any less dogshit. If you knew anything you'd be able to target the parliamentary democracy of the Czech republic, and not the EU as a whole. The EU is both a political and economic union you dingus.
@@thecringeinspector5636 The Czech government feels like a mix of UK and US governmental bodies with a lot of its own ideas mixed in. Unlike the united states, power between parties rotate pretty regularly. You also have a lot of academic and religious freedoms just like the united states.
Britain: France. do you see America? France, no I don't see. One second, Augh, oh god is it oil? America: God bless America, democracy, constitution, freedom.
for any Americans who don't know, a kilometer is 2237 rounds of 5.56 laid end to end. I know that's a really big number so it's also just over 100 abrams. I know most Americans can't actually count past 12 but the smallest equivalent I could find is 33 1/3 ac-130 end-to-end. This is a joke but those numbers are fairly accurate, 100 abrams is a bit off but i like the round number
Or we could just barrel our own oil... Instead of fighting Israel's wars for more expensive oil. Nothing like lining the pockets of foreign interests while making your citizen's lives harder at home. Our military bots are a special breed.
"We found Oil"
"No , you found Freedom🦅"
Uh oh. YOU JUST SAID OIL!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!! FREEDOM IS ON ITS WAY!!!!!! 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
"No, you found violence"
USA in another universe: Your oil, more like OUR oil
@@Tellu007are u stupid? It's sarcasm
GOD BLESS MURICA RAAAAAAH!!! ANNEX CANADA RAAAAAAAAH 🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥
Dear Americans, thank you for sacrificing your health budget so we can see this spectacle
Im bouta show you why America doesnt have free healthcare 🦅
Funny thing is Americas % spending on healthcare is significantly higher than anyone elses. Which makes it even more impressive that they can afford this shit.
@@timmy6890 If you're a real American you wouldn't die from a shooting, you'd pull out your trusty M249 SAW to defend yourself!
@@timmy6890stop disrespecting my beautiful America
@@donaldjdeump okay
If this was the recruiting video for every branch of the military, they would no longer be understaffed.
Understaffed with ersties no less.. Good luck and good night
@@theregnarute Always that one guy to bring diversity into it
@@brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 no its ersity
No, they will not do it, they have to promote LGTV, LGBT whatever
@@damien2670 what r u talking about
Middle Eastern Country: “OMG I FOUND SO MUCH OIL!”
United States: “DEATH FROM ABOVE!”
Oil? Where?
OVER THERE OVER THERE
“Gottem” “kaboom”
@@UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q
*Revelation 3:20*
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless.
Revelation 22:12-14
And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
Man if WW3 actually kicked off, I bet there would be meme edits of T72's getting their turret blown off with fart reverb
There already are given the Ukraine situation lmao
Jesus Christ the internet if there was a world war 3 would be a civil war and Chinese hackers go crazy mode
@@Xavier28200 embarrassing name
not sure it'd last long enough for anyone to make said meme. ⚛
i bet your fucking liberal glances on world would pay off knowing your nation destroyed a couple in one fucking century faggot
God I love my nation’s defense budget.
you are paying for it ;)
More like offense budget
I liked it more when the it was more honest. Of course I referring to the fact it used be called the Department of War, not Department of Defense.
Enemy bouta find out why we dont have healthcare
@@lordhickory3322And I’m glad I am
% of oil in my blood is increasing rapidly
I love cholestrol plaques in my blood vessels.
Did you say *OIL*
MURICA IS BEST! SUCK IT UK!!
Omg we got a oil producing human in here
Edit: USA wants to know your location
bro is fuel injected 💀
"Oil found on Antarctica"
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🇺🇸:- "Penguins need democracy"
Not the Penguins 😢😢😢😢
@@jayyt9584 YEAH THE PENGUINS, DEMOCRACY FOR EVERYONE.
Unironically... goes fucking hard. Bless the BF3 references and audio usage bro, this shit slaps. Great work
What is the music called?
and also the mw2 references with their sounds as good as the ac130
Kabom xd
@@ventischair9158we all wanna know
@@ventischair9158 playboi carti - Cash Shit (guitar remix)
@@BlackPrintagon ty
POV: you thought you could over run a small American outpost.
Wagner POV
Guerrilla warfare is a good strategy mfs after they ambush an American patrol:
Womble?
@@matthewjones39 all patrol are going to start have b-52, apche, a-10
@@matthewjones39 a patrol not that actual army
And remember fellas, there's never a thing called "too much freedom".🇺🇸🦅
But there is a thing as too much tyranny.
@@ChristisLord31 do you mean communism pal! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅
@@Ex-memegodita Freedom is a lot better than that C word 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@@Ex-memegodita i mean whatever the hell america is doing is NOT freedom.
freedom isnt exclusive to america. if anything its the opposite. abortion is banned in many us states.
"We found oil!"
USA: Yeah, " *we* " found oil
You got that right
That is the closest USA will ever get to that C word 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
as a European let me just say I’m glad you’re our allies but also glad you’re on the other side of the pond.
As a european i wish we would be allies with russia and that russia would just nuke those idiots away from this world using all their nukes
As an American myself. I don’t blame you for that sentiment. 😅
First European i hear in 4 years in Europe admitting that you still exist because of the American defense budget.
Has that ever stopped the freedom train though? 🦅
@@masii22 I'm European, I shoot guns. We're not so different you and I. Except that 2nd amendment, I want it....
As a Mexican, I am proud to be an American
Well you are, If you consider 'american' anyone from the American continents.
As a brazillian i am also proud to be american
As a European, I am proud you enjoy being American thanks to us :)
@@Mr.Cheeseburger24 Europeans colonized America so technically every european is american 🇪🇺💪🇺🇲
@@jcdenton6427 not really bud hit the history books. If disrespect the queen here no one gets mad about it, but go to England and say something bad about her and they’ll cut your tongue out 😂😂😂🇺🇸
"We found Oil"
"So, You have chosen Democracy🦅
So you have chosen freedom
"Target spotted 0.5 miles."
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILEEEEE
Haha metric-imperial
Should be 1/2 mile....not 0.5......
0.5 is metric....
@@YTiswoke yes because i don't know what a mile is
makes sense, if America is imperialist why wouldn't they use the imperial measurement system on top of that
@@Commander_35 nor do i 🇨🇦
@@comradesocalistfromaustralia blame the brits. As all civilized people should.
Fun fact: the mbt70/kpz70 prototypes were slow to develop because the US and Germany did not agree on using inches or millimeters for bolt production. In the end, each one did their own and then sent the whole project to the trash.
good, fucking hell why anyone would use imperial fasteners is beyond me.. i work on parts at work all the time that are drawn in imperial units, but with metric fasteners..
@@notastone4832 Both systems have pros and cons. Depends on what you need it for
@@enriqueperezarce5485 Ye like if you need to feed pigs in your ranch you may want to measure amount of corn in Pounds, but if you want to live in 21st century you better use Metric system. (no offence to imperial measurement system dudes)
@@СергейКленовский-ч4ц yeah it actually makes sense
It actually was trashed because it was expensive and overpriced not because of measurement
This should be an actual army commercial. Enlistees +300%
Still going to be couck saucking cut.snd.pesty fatso's anyways
Funny because the army decide to tell us about homosexual shit instead of actual war propaganda
@@konstantine381
Fr, the marine corps and (unironically) the navy’s adverts are actually pretty good, but the army is just… :/
Or it would make them hate the US more, look at Uvalde, that’s who they support.
@@konstantine381 its working as intented. more gays in the army. less gays in society. very smart way to eliminate them silently.
0:10 the "he he he ha " got me Rolling on the floor💀
💀💀💀💀💀ah hell no they did not just add that
USA: "So, do you want guns or free healt-"
Citizens: "Guns."
USA: "You didn't even let me fin-"
Citizens: "DID I STUTTER!?"
My monthly budget for food is about 250 my man
@@scottl9660America has no problem with food it’s the healthcare system and how extremely expensive it is
@@Napoleonic_wars_Fan howdy mate, to be fair there’s 9M children in the US living in poverty I’d argue that food availability is a very much a problem, it’s just not a middle class problem.
I’ll also concede that America is large enough to have more than one problem at the same time.
True
@@scottl9660 that because of Americas homeless problem. None of those numbers are from “food shortages”
For those curious a mile is approximately 1,893.32138 washing machines long
Or about 1,920 M4s long
Which kind of washing machines? American or European? And what is M4? BMW? Or a gun?
damn
this will be hard to measure in tobleronechoclatebarns😢
Can I get that in football fields?
how many a-10 warhogs?
Approximately 189,628.743 rounds of 30-06 long
Let enemies realise why we don't have free health care 🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT 👹 👊🏻 💥 🛩️
We have free unhealth care
Murica🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
Oil is life anyways 😂
@@muradhabthat is Liberia’s flag btw 😂
“We found oil!!!l
US: “you found tyranny? You now have a dictator?”
American govt
Whoa whend that facist get there
As a Canadian I can confirm this does happen since I hear these noises across the boarder daily
COUNT YOUR DAYS CANADA YOUR NEXT 🦅RAHHH
@@Wrigsthelegend Should've kept your mouth shut.
@@MayaWaddington-x7n wdym?
Considering how y'all conducted yourselves in the Wars, it's on purpose to keep you from getting ideas.
Also to be ready for Canadian geese
Underrated comment
I can feel freedom entering my bloodstream even tho im not American 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲
I can feel democracy cumming deep inside me
W foreign reply
As a European, I fucking love our American allies.
If u got the irl version that would be the last thing u feel
Its coming inside me
We may not have healthcare, but we control who lives
this goes hard
Is that a good thing brother? There’s people dying because they can’t afford something as simple as insulin
I have healthcare 😂 That’s a skill issue. Just find a job that provides good healthcare with a small monthly payment.
@@Nik-rx9rj Needing healthcare is the skill issue
@@Aristocat-123 Why do I need insulin if I have 12 supercarrier strike groups??? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
If my nation doesnt have 12 digits in its defense budget i dont want to live there
Murica is about to reach the trillion mark in defense spending. Wtf
@@emiliospowerballer1441TOTAL CHICOM DESTRUCTION
Most peaceful NATO members:
when There is Oil In Azerbaijan
Member not members
@@sticks_studiosHQ damn its 2023 and grammar nazis still exist. i thought they were extinct like in 2018.
@@claireglory damn it’s 2023 and people make up words that mean absolutely nothing
@@sticks_studiosHQ You have no right to correct people when you can't even spell your own sentences right. Let me show you how to write a correct sentence.
“It's 2023, and people make up words that have no meaning.”
“YOURE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHY WE DONT HAVE HEALTHCARE” 😈
as a non-american, WHAT THE F*CK IS A MILE
Other nations troops in nato be like
Its equal to about 1.5Km (its just slightly more). You can blame the French and their inability to safely ship across the Atlantic for this. But in all seriousness, although we use miles the Military still uses Kilometer for the sake of our allies. All references you hear to standard are just when they're speaking to fellow American troops.
also feets/ knots/ pounds etc.. wtf?
@@eddiemartinez4925 🤓
Miles are quite understandable, but "feet"? No way, what the f@#$ is 20000 feet?
someone: We found oil
USA: We found terrorist
Petition to divert all American healthcare funds towards giving every single American home a predator missile.
@@edilee5909tbh us has highest spending on healthcare per capita , but still not enough for a predator missile to every citizen sadly
Sorry grandma, our family needs to launch an anti-aircraft missile at a moment's notice.
YESSIR
Chimneys will be converted to silos, and TV antennas will be paired with a ground to air defense unit. Your garage is now a motor pool for IFV's.
@@jasonbrewer6714 I wanna live in this America. Where can I sign up?
Fun fact: us Americans can smell oil up to 3 and 1/2 miles away
can you smell rapeseed oil too?
We can smell that from orbit
Smells like freedom
I love oil so much that it brings me to tears thinking of it's sweet beautiful smell 😭😋
Translation for the SI-peasants: 5.632704 km
As an American, we may hate each other and fight because we are so divided, but goddamn, as soon as a non-American insults the United States, we all hand together and form this video.
True, I may not agree with your political beliefs, whatever they may be, but you know damn well, that I'll happily fight alongside you against Invaders.
@@derpin3576
hahahahaha lololol MURICANS LMAO
@@derpin3576 when has america ever fought against invaders? America IS the invaders in pretty much every war threy fight
@@MrTaminomimo Gene pool after WWII really got a hold of you huh?
@@bobvac6044
an Murican talking about a ( gene pool ) ? holy shit am laughing my ass off right now ...
and am not even german lol
OIL DETECTED
OBJECTIONS REJECTED
🇺🇸 😎 🦅
As an American, I can confirm this is disturbingly true.
the guy with the biggest stick gets to define peace.
@@josiahR125 I like sticks :)
"disturbingly"
Time for another ball shock treatment.
@@deformeddoge4453 🤨📸📸
@@deformeddoge4453 I got a stick for you 😉.
Sorry if i'm crying guys. An eagle just hit my eye.
*freedom just hit your eye
😂😂😂😂@@MHJ_404
Who knew a colony would become the most powerful nation on earth
Having geography like the USA's makes you OP by default
@@rjelruiz5867 factual information 🥂🗿
Facts. Theres a really good video explaining that.@@rjelruiz5867
@@rjelruiz5867 also taking advantage of your weaks Neighbors helps a lot (banana republic)
USSR: "Our oil. "
USA: "Democracy 🦅"
As an American, I confirm that we drink oil milkshakes everyday.
Literally true
soon we will evolve into needing oil to survive
OILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@@MayaWaddington-x7nwhere?
@@WW1Historian well, I guess it gives us even more freedom and democracy
I love how my nation's defense budget is only used for offensive weapons.
You'll never have to defend if you are capable of launching an offensive in every nation simultaneously.
the best defense is a good offense😤
You’re welcome
This is such a confusing comment weapons can be used defensively and offensively
You know why Americans were on the moon? Because they’ve smelled oil
there ain't no oil on the moon. You argument is invalid
HELL YEAH WE DID RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH 😎🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@@williamnokoe FUCK YA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅i have stage four cancer and will perish in the upcumming weeks🔥🔥🔥😎😎
And the only reason why they were able to go to the moon is because they kidnapped german scientists because their own scientists are only as smart as the average european person
Oil? I wasn’t told about that. Time for us to go back to space
Inhale Freedom, Exhale Patriotism 🦅
United States of Israel ✡🗽
@@bdleo300 sounds better than United States of Palestine.
dude, your comment makes no sense. like if you are a soyboy who supports isn'treal can't you come up with a better insutlt towards them?
коллективский ответ валирии
@@WasiulWahid-ot7cj Isn'treal 🇮🇱💩
🖋️" Старший сержант Григорьев, доложите, что вы видите ?"
🔭 "Вижу боевой вертолёт Апаче. "
🖋️ "Так, это боевой вертолет Апаче или человек, идентифицируюший себя как боевой вертолет Апаче ?"
🔭 "Второе пилотирует первое."
🖋️ "Это попытка дезинформации ?"
🔭 "Нет, у них теперь так принято."
That falcon screech was very emotional. Thank you I really appreciate for uploading this video, hope you are doing good. Stay blessed never stressed
lmao its an eagle idiot
*Red-Tailed Hawk Cry
That's a Red-Tailed Hawk (Buteo jamaicensis), North America's most ubiquitous non-owl bird of prey taxon
Murica
My dad was an Apache pilot in and Afghanistan. He said the Taliban would see the Apache and run for their fucking lives. They were scared to death of it.
They saw it? form what ive seen the I thought Tablian didn't even notice until it's too late
Did they crash a plan in a building?
💀
@@Chomta The phrase "aided and abetted" is what you're looking for friend.
And yet, you guys have lost in Afghanistan, the talibans are still there
Complete air, land, and sea superiority. Just the way God intended
Supremacy*
The USAF doesn't settle for air superiority.
Random other country: “Oh boy, I sure do love my Oil!” USA: *Death whistle SFX”
I can see a very noticeable difference in your editing skills and it is fantastic how much you have improved.
i have been with you since 10k subs and it has been an amazing journey with you so far
Cut all welfare. Triple the Military
RAAAAAAAAAAH 🔥 🦅🇺🇸
Democracy wills it
Lol😂nah bro we good already big man.
@@NoeLuna-cd4dy
I know right 😂 We can already conquer the entire world if we wanted to, even without using nukes 😂
Not an American but I can just feel the freedom emanating from this.
0:46 POV: usa finds a third world country
"Dont leave till you have changed the goddamn topography of their country" - a qoute i made up with inspiration from HLC
"You just earned a lifetime supply of spicy cars. While I'm turning for a full broadside why don't you apologize to mother Earth because I'm about to remove both you and the land you stand on. *_WELCOME TO TOYOTATHON MOTHERFUCKER!"_*
Eastern Syria oil fields right now be like:
for freedom🦅🛢️🛢️🦅
@@sc7440 America has been totally self-reliant and a big oil supplier even before Iraq truly got invaded but whatever throw the facts out of the window. 😂
@@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 yes, yes, like weapons of mass destruction?
@@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 US consumes more oil than they produce.
You mean the Turks?
Fun fact: America's defense budget is more than 18 of its allies combined.
it will be a shame if it's not ... the zionists that are ruling your country are literally printing money and taking the advantage from the world order they are possessing rn
and you are still obliged to pay taxes and no free healthcare LMAO
too simplistic to think about it that way, purchasing power parity exists.
@@sugandesenuds6663pure cope, more is more no need to consume copium and talk about "muh purchasing power parity"
@@animo9050 yes americas defense budget is 18x times bigger than the one of their allies, but americas economy is also much larger, the US has the same GDP as the entire EU.
@@sugandesenuds6663
.....yes we have a better economy and thus a larger military budget
Bro dropped the hardest American war thunder edit and thought we wouldnt notice🗿
War is hell... FOR THEM (LOUD AMERICA NOISES)
😂😂
"Do it again Uncle Billy"
God bless Sherman.
It's crazy that this more or less actually happened in Syria in 2018 and is known as the Battle of Kasham. A bunch of Wagner troops found out why we don't have free healthcare the hard way. They were curbstomped in the most lopsided way possible, with US forces only suffering a single sprained ankle but piled up multiple Wagner corpses. Mattis even broke out the B-52s because why the hell not. In the end, Wagner gave its surviving troops medals just for surviving.
If u read the battle report, the Wag didn’t expect the full wrath of USAF and all bunch up together. Let’s just say the AC-130 operators and bomber’s crew have a field day and it was gibs and bodypart raining that day
@@bolobalamani quote one wagner guy who was at the battle „the yankees made their point“
Free un-healthcare
Посмотри как Вагнер драл твоих петухов джонов в бахмуте) или закинься бургером, вставь флаг сша в жопу и кричи слава кукраине
tbh honest i like to choose free healthcare then FREEEDOM
POV Yemen 2024
It's happening
just leave the boats alone FFS.@@chattyknight9559
@@chattyknight9559 lessss gooooooooo I fully support this us decision lol
"PATTERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT"
"sir this is a missile"
"ehhhh potato potato just fire it"
This is way better than free health care
😂😂😂😂😂I can’t lol
You are welcome
😂😂😂
As a freedom loving Czech, I absolutely love this.
Adoring euroslaves
@@bdleo300 You've clearly never heard of the EU.
@@bdleo300 Just because you disagree with their form of governing doesn't make them any less democratic. May I remind you some believe not having a direct democracy is enough to exclude others from that list. Doesn't make their opinion any less dogshit. If you knew anything you'd be able to target the parliamentary democracy of the Czech republic, and not the EU as a whole. The EU is both a political and economic union you dingus.
@@thecringeinspector5636 The Czech government feels like a mix of UK and US governmental bodies with a lot of its own ideas mixed in. Unlike the united states, power between parties rotate pretty regularly. You also have a lot of academic and religious freedoms just like the united states.
@@jasonbrewer6714 Hell yea
Kilometer: Why can't you just be normal?
U.S: AUTISTIC SCREAMS + FIREARM NOISES
HEHEHEHA
😂
Trump: And our autistic screams and gun noises will be the best and loudest.
@bum_fozman7068. K? xD
@bum_fozman7068. Wachu talkin abt schizo? Just take your pills or smthn
CAPITALISM AND FREEDOM AT ITS FINEST
🗣️🔥🔥🔥
God I love having a defense budget thats more than SK, Japan, Saudi Arabia, Germany, France, Russia, UK, India, and China, combined
But we have Nukes.
@@NotSolidoNaso …………..
So do we…
@@Lemondrop157and mass shootings??
@@NkosanaMakhubele ?
@@Lemondrop157 America has mass shootings ryt?
As an American Citizen, I can confirm we do NOT know what the f*ck a "kilometer" is.
Seriously, what is this gibberish word people are saying.
@@keepslayingthedayaway I guess it makes it sound like they’re going faster than they really are.
0:59 This honestly looked like something straight out of a movie.
It makes me think of the Battlefield 3 "Going Hunting" mission
I wish we got a desert storm short film from all the streamers like we got with Midway.
Britain: France. do you see America?
France, no I don't see. One second, Augh, oh god is it oil?
America: God bless America, democracy, constitution, freedom.
I'm afraid to say that I found oil in my garden and that the whole American army will come
Dont worry, they already know and are on the way to your house.
The A-10 just takes a bit longer so it might take a little while
Don't worry, CIA will try to remove you first.
WHERE OIL??????
I think you need democraty and Freedom
Just a little question, are you still alive?
POV: You discover first hand what "Shock and Awe" really means
Can't have a humanitarian crisis without humans!
🎉🎉🎉🎉😂
I love when my country’s all oiled up
Did you just say Oil???????
Rahhhhhh, freedom is on its wayyy 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
For anyone looking for the song, it's called "On some cash shit"
Thanks .shi 🔥
some girl: why aliens are not visiting us? we are so awsome
"Would you like 30mm or do you want us to put a missile in there ?"
*YES.*
The appropriate question is, how fine do you want your pink mist?
@@Vacerous pink mist? I want all of it! 😂
“SNIFF SNIFF” I SMELL…I SMELL PATRIOTISM!!!!!!!!!!!
bro dropped the hardest unfree healthcare edit and thought we wouldn’t notice
Kilometer is not just a way of measurement
Its a middle finger to the US
Edit : I accidently triggered another Cold War
Lets see your kilometer put a man on the moon 💪😪🇺🇲🇺🇲
@@tyramirez6628 we already did in 1969
@@tyramirez6628 nasa uses and used the metric system
Also dont take credit for the hard work of nazi scientists
@@emmerad and none of those were built In your country it was from the ussr or us
@@Phoenix1.s the engineers still used metric
This video's single-handedly gonna increase military recruitment rates by 100% 💀
WE FOUND OIL! *EAGLE SCREECH IN THE BACKGROUND*
0:28 the most unrealistic part is that the turret didn't become part of the Russian space program
Well thats the thing it did, thats russian orbit mate.
Great video, but you forgot a Warrior getting strafed by an A-10.
Enemy country: we're going to invade and there's nothing you can do.
America: I got 766 billion reasons why you shouldn't...
No one is invading Murica, Murica is invading entire world... except their masters in Israel ofc.
Random country: We found oil! 😃🥳
USA: We did? 👀
this video is better for Air Force recruitment than the actual Air Force Recruitment videos
Random middle eastern country: we discovered oil.
US: time to bomb a wedding.
"We found OIL. "
Murica: "So you've tasted Oil. Now it's time for you to taste fREedOm & DemOcRacy"
I think you mean I found oil
I love how my $5,000 tax liability helped pay for one of those big booms 😁
RAAAAAAAAAAH 🔥 🦅🇺🇸
THE FUCK IS KILOMETER🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
5 furlongs
for any Americans who don't know, a kilometer is 2237 rounds of 5.56 laid end to end. I know that's a really big number so it's also just over 100 abrams. I know most Americans can't actually count past 12 but the smallest equivalent I could find is 33 1/3 ac-130 end-to-end.
This is a joke but those numbers are fairly accurate, 100 abrams is a bit off but i like the round number
I think I now know what a kilometer looks like🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
@@umpaumpagt841it looks like the steaming end of a .50 cal mama deuce
Or easier said a kilometer is 1 million centimeters because unlike the stupid old units americans use metric is logical but americans dont know logic
A kilometer is exactly 1000 M16A4 guns.
The Jet: *EAGLE SCREECH* WHAT OIL? 🇺🇸
American Army:
“Would you like 30mm or do you want us to put a missile in there?” It’s like a chef asking what temperature you want your steak lmao
Listen, that chopper crew just wants to give the best customer service. You can't really blame them, they need that 5 star on Yelp.
If space force comes back, and we get the correct technology, We're gonna build an entire death star and five trillion star destroyers
someone: you cant combine a cinematic video with a meme one
the meme cinematic video:
They say that when it comes to the US “If you heard it, then you weren’t the target”
On another note, I love how the Apache AH-64 (or whatever it’s full proper name is) was named after a previous enemy of the US
And I love how it helps me get oil when I need it
That oil isn't just gonna barrel itself over here on it's own.
Or we could just barrel our own oil... Instead of fighting Israel's wars for more expensive oil. Nothing like lining the pockets of foreign interests while making your citizen's lives harder at home. Our military bots are a special breed.
@@smokeymcpot1799 But what's the fun in that? That'd be too easy!
This depicts the average American's intrusive thoughts perfectly.
0:20 well it's a 1000 meters
WHAT THE FUCK IS A METER
He didn't say the numeric value 🤓🤓
The hell is a meter?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A METERRRRRRRRRRR
America must have found oil in those areas
This should unironicly be the air forces new recruiting ad