THIS IS SUCH A SCAM.. WHY DO CELEBRITIES DO THIS? || Jontron React
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Fun fact about the "energy healing" with the mystic hands masseuse: back in '98 an 11 year old kid created a test with just a piece of science fair carboard, with two holes to stick your hands thorough, that was able to prove that these guys were just BS (she asked if if they could tell which of their hands she was hovering her hand over and the low amount of correct answers proved that they were just guessing) and the whole thing got published in a peer-reviewed medical journal
Bullshit!
As in the TV show Penn & Tellers: Bullshit. They showcased her on it, and it was awesome. She, I think, is still holds the title for youngest person to ever publish a peer-reviewed scientific study.
@@TheLichruler smart girl. I wonder what she’s doing these days
One particularly insulting part was her featuring Wim Hof. He goes out of his way to allow proper medical professionals to test and analyze him so we may figure out what allows him to perform these stunts. Also he strongly emphasizes the danger and risk before trying to train someone in extreme cold. She ditches all of that in this show presuming he's as fraudulent as her.
His methods might be a tad too much for me personally, but a lil cold shower now and then certainly isn't that bad of an idea.
Well, he might also just be born for the cold climate as his brother doesnt do the meditation, but can whistand the temperatures as well. If i recall its because of inborn better insulationnof inner organs.
As crazy as his methods are, he follows the scientific method and properly documents his conclusions. Something Goop intentionally avoided.
@@kregy7509wasn't it rather because of extra oxygenation in the blood? his breathing exercises focus on doing this as much as possible and he believes we have gotten too accommodated with warm clothing and heating and sitting down has made us become very hypoxic. He is right though, in all the times I've been out in the cold his exercise warms me up really quickly
@@theotherjared9824STUPID FUCKING AD DELETED THE COMMENT I WAS WRITING, FUCK ME TH-cam MOBILE, FUUUUUUCCCKKK MEEEEEEEEE YOU SACK OF SHIT MONEY WASTING COMPANY FUCK
The term MAPS genuinly scared me for a second
Honestly, most Rich Americans are so out of touch with reality. Especially people with fan base of sort
If Tiktok or TH-camrs are included, anyone with a significant audience easily can become out of touch with reality.
Uhh all wealthy ppl are out of touch well most of them anyways.
The most adversity these people have faced is Starbucks being out of Pumpkin Spice. That and dealing with their 3rd divorce. That's why they try to make jumping in chilly water sound like they're storming the beaches at Normandy.
After amy shummer got a Netflix deal, i didn't know it would get worse
Fun fact that involuntary gasp from cold water is actually a thing people have died from it.
The gasp, or the cold shock that causes the gasp?
@@Lodeye25The gasp, it forces the air out of your lungs making you 100% more likely to drown.
@Lodeye25 as someone that loves swimming in winter in lakes. The second the cold water hits your collar bones you let out a major gasp really scared the crap out of me the first time it happened.
Not what I would call a "fun" fact, but yea.
@@ShadeScarecrowits fun as hell bro imagine someone out of nowhere tells you that bro was killed by a cup of cold water
Netflix, yep even scammers could put their shows there.
Bruh the medium's cope is hilarious. Saying her monkey was a screen into the soul or some shit xD
All of these voodoo peddlers are masters of coming up with a whole new religion on the spot when someone asks them questions.
Smug alana should have got Netflix offer instead of Goop. Netflix would make trillions and Stonks if there was a show based on vtubers.
Knowing Nonceflix, they'll probably cut a deal with Froot this year.
As much as I wish for that, that's also wery much false
SmugAlana the thing about psychics asking really vague questions when trying to "talk to the dead" it's a technique called "cold reading" where they ask intentionally vague questions at a broad audience so that anything they ask could apply to multiple people and make it look like they have "psychic powers" but in reality they're just taking advantage of really desperate and gullible people looking for closure and answers. south park did an episode about cold reading and those shows where the host could contact the dead the episode is called the biggest douche in the universe and it's season 6
Damn, I thought cold reading was much more legit than that. Like, apparently there's guys who can guess which block you grew up on by your accent. I know I can work out some of your major malfunctions (i.e. mother was a narcissist) by simply observing your behavior in certain circumstances. But it's not that deep. You made the Curly snapping gesture? You probably like The 3 Stooges. Simple observation will go a long way. Mediums are 1000% hot garbage, tho. Most of them can't even do the simple stuff.
observing mannerisms and personality quirks are not the same as cold reading just watch the south park episode the biggest douche in the universe (season 6) it'll explain how cold reading works a lot better then i could@@mage3690
Basically, they are trying to get you to tell them what they are getting at so they can tell you what they figured out. But they wouldn't know what they figured out if you don't say a word... Because they can't figure it out without you telling them in the first place.
Blaire White is a trans woman and had a psychic to come do a reading. Blaire didn't tell the psychic that he was trans and asked when would he get pregnant and the psychic didn't give an exact date but did say Blaire would get preggers... I don't remember which of the videos that was not how long ago it was but it is worth a look. I think it was the same video where Blaire and Joey (bf) had a lie detector test done and Blaire was able to sneak a lie past the tester.
I wouldn´t even have a problem with psychics if they weren't actively preying on the weak
@@ShadeScarecrowyeah the psychics that do palm readings or tarot card stuff, to me, aren't as bad as the ones who "help" people trying to speak to missing/dead loved ones. The latter takes some kind of sociopathy to willingly pursue and sell to others
The show grossly overplays Wim Hof's eccentricity. I actually met the guy when he gave a seminar at my highschool in Holland.
He's actually very down to earth, warns people not to just do what he does out of nowhere and to always make sure that someone else is there for safety. But he does believe that cold plunges are good for your overall health and recommends people to give this sort of thing a try.
Really nice guy.
Why do I always have to watch Alana's intro like 10 times before watching the video... PAH PA YA PAYA PAPAYA PAYA PUH PAYA... PA PAYA.
It's plays eternally in my head lol
I need to know that song, I've been listening to her videos and that theme is stuck in my head
@@HomekittyL2Final Fantasy XIV Easter OST
every episode should end with the old video game anti-drug PSA logo. "Winners dont do drugs"
"winners don't do drugs!" - Captain America, Captain America and the Avengers (1991).
"Unless its steroids, in that case use lots of drugs"
When they talked about the beads in the woman's face I was immediately reminded how the Titan shifters look after transforming back to human with those marks under the eyes.
Oh my God, yes!
I've been in below 0 ice water and you don't stay in for long, it's like your body gets possessed, the shock prevents you from yelling or screaming, and you'll scramble to get back out the water.
I remember my skin turned beet red once I was dry because I was so cold.
To answer why, I was with friends on a camping trip and they dared me to jump into a lake, I did, and yeah I'm never doing that again
31:15 That "lmao skeptical" was very well timed after she finished explaining how serious she was.
I watched a show once about a guy who built up a tolerance to a certain snake venom, and he had people inject it into him to prove it.
It was wild.
I remember someone who made himself immune to poison because that's how his father died, he then took the throne and when he was about to be overrun so he tried to kill himself with poison but he was immune
41:17 This is why I'm not against Orbital Lasers. "Oh no.... Hollywood is gone... anyway what's for dinner?"
Fun Fact: orbitals weapons are much easier to make than you think. First you get a satellite, then you get a good block of something that would be able to survive a fall from space like tungsten. Once you have those, you will need to have a way for the satellite to drop the tungsten on command. Put that all together and have the satellite go over the target, drop the tungsten, and let gravity do the rest.
8:10 you can tell that these two loves maps. I bet their card carrying members.
You know, I remember that "sunning your taint" craze. It lasted all of 5 minutes, in between some snake oil craze (I think it was crystals? I can't remember) and the "cold bath" craze. We're onto shroom extracts now, (but not the psilocybin stuff, some other extract) unless I miss my guess.
Also, summer birthdays are literally a cop-out. Why? Guess what happens when winter comes and there's nothing to do while it's snowing out, then roll forward 9 months and look at the calendar. You wanna guess a birthday and have me impressed when you get it right, guess a spring or fall birthday.
I liked it when she said byi yaya byia byi yaya.
I think it's actually "pa pa-ya".
I absolutely love how supportive of ads she is and how real she is. I literally just came across this TH-cam channel today and I was pretty impressed
Yeah its fair to watch the ads while viewing other ppl's content. Props for doing that.
Fun Fact: cerebral fluid is actually not slimy, it's watery and slick despite containing a large amount of glucose, surprisingly it's usually not sweet and rather tastes salty.
But each person is different so your brain slop might be sweet, you never know.
Ill have to check that out
@@biggidousthethird2672 Do we need to start monitoring newspapers for reports about murders conducted using trephines?
...aight, who tasted that shit.
@@biggidousthethird2672 apparently it has the same flavor as a person's pre-seminal fluids, so if you have the equipment you can technically check what your own brain fluid tastes like right now.
Another fun fact.
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😐..............okay.
6:29 keep in mind that this from the same company that green lit Cuties just let that sink in
I haven't done pushups in probably 8 years since I left the military, but watching this I did 20, and not from my knees. That really was sad for a "health expert"
Seriously, these celebrities are like the Greek gods of Greece mythology and they get so bored and one day Zeus was like "I am so bored with things up here. Here is an idea, let's fuck with the mortals because what are they going to do? And it's funny!" And no, I am not talking about the God of War version.
Anyway that being said they have so much "Fuck You" levels of money they do this for shits and giggles at this point.
"Isn't that beautiful" Yes Jon. Absolutely. I beg you to send me a framed picture posthaste.
YESSSSS. JONTRON REACT FINALLY 😭😭😭
The man that you see with Gwyneth Paltrow's committee is no man.
This is a creature who shares the likeness of a Golden Labrador Retriever, or a Ryan Seacrest type.
It’s called “goop” because it’s just more slop from the media, that show looks so bad lmao
I just wanna say that not ALL Dutchmen are crazy, only 95% of us are.
From what little I know about the Dutch, I would venture a guess and say the other five are insane.
And commit 0 percent of the crime.
For me, when I hear Goop, I always think of "Goop Hair-It-Is" from the Wayans Bros. 😆
JonTron is the GOAT. There's another man called 'The Iceman'. His name is Richard Kuklinski. VERY different ice man.
Lets do drugs,
But remember guys no sex.
"Anything else goes"
Wtf why stop yourself lol
Hello, I am one of Alana’s new manifested followers.
She has called me from the spirit realms. I was hoping for a return to battle against the ancient ones, but this will suffice.
I wouldn’t want to get high in an island with Alana, I feel like I’m gonna wake up to her doing that air massage while slurring “WhY iSn’t It WoRkInG!?” and a fucking candle burning my junk XD
7 degree celcius water can most certainly cause death. You have to remember that water envelops close to your entire body, causing your body to bleed massive amounts of heat. Your body literally tries to achieve equilibrium with the water temperature, which can very easily cause hypothermia.
There are people who are more resistant to cold water, and short plunges into cold sea water can have health benefits, but it can also cause your body to enter cold shock upon jumping in, which can kill you in minutes.
look up wimhof and you'll be proven wrong.
Alternative-medicine? Can we just have alternative-rock?
The most infuriating part of this show to me is the psychedelics episode. The thing is, a lot of very serious medical research is currently being put into the application of psychedelics and their usage in treating conditions like PTSD, and there is real hope that these methods could change people’s lives for the better if used under carefully controlled circumstances. But people like Gwyneth promoting this sort of pseudo-scientific nonsense around them and using it as an excuse to get high are just going to create a backlash of the same sort of conservative fearmongering that have delayed research into these treatments for so long.
I had to Ctrl-F to see if someone already mentioned this point. Suffice to say, I'm glad someone did. Yes, the use of psychedelics in controlled therapy sessions has genuinely turned peoples' lives around. Honestly, the fact that it's even brought up in this show makes me think they're simply coasting off the legitimate research and the results thereof. And it IS disgusting when you consider the repercussions a mistake could have. The field could be set back decades, and the people who could see very real benefits from such treatment now might not last until then otherwise. Leave this kind of thing to people who even marginally know what the hell it is they're doing, because Paltro and Goop clearly do not. In fact, I think Jontron might be doing the practice as a whole a disservice (albeit not one as serious as Paltro and Goop are by dabbling with it in the first place) by all but dismissing it out of hand. In the right hands, these substances can work wonders on a person's mental health and even save lives.
well she did ads for NFTs and now for AI so ... yeah all you need to know about her
The problem with Hollywood is the celebrity worship we have as a cultural norm in the good old USA. It results in actors thinking that they should weigh in on everything even if they know literally nothing about it. And the sad part is that there are fans of these people who take whatever they have to say, no matter how absurd, seriously.
There are actors, like Sir Patrick Stewart, that I'm a big fan of but if he started trying to sell me sketchy new age cures I wouldn't buy that shit because being a good actor doesn't make you an expert in science or medicine.
To be fair, clinical trials into psilocybin has shown promising results for treating psychiatric illnesses, especially anxiety and depression.
But fuck me if Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be the one who gets that kind of research across the finish line.
They helped stop my migraines.
They have also been confirmed to bring world peace, end world hunger, and prevent anything bad from happening to any puppers anywhere.
Definitely.
Certainly not people trying to search really hard for some sort of justification for their drug addiction, just like every other fight for drug legalization.
I god damn *love* that every time Jontron points at the screen, he points _directly_ at Alana.
Ya know, I too seperate my blood for the plasma.
Unlike Gwenneth & all these 💩heads that use this blood plasma for vanity, i sell it so that it can be used to save lives.
“You can go into the cold water and adapt! And with that you become the alchemist of life itself”
So the crazy dutch guy sat in cold water and became a philosopher stone? XD
And he doesn't fight any homunculi? What a poser.
@@Vecchio_Rhosod85 He looks like a guy who would fuse a little girl and her dog XD
That "you are accidentally reading me right now" crowd is interesting. Some form of attention seeking? Of course, in this instance, this is either scripted for "drama". Or prepared intervention in case someone gets uppity.
You gotta watch more of Jontron's videos; I'd reccomend the ones he does of bad movies and bad video games, those are some of his most iconic videos
At around 13 minutes I felt too uncomfortable and left, but now I am returning 16 hours later and will try to push through this again.
Edit: Alright I made it to here 26:33 and now I’m remembering it made me uncomfortable *and* it felt like I was losing brain cells from listening to this.
I see caddicarus in your recommendations! As a caddy fan I'd love to see reactions to his stuff
Pink poo bag
On your keys
Oh damn I was not expecting a Jontron reaction. It's surely a welcomed surprise tho
30:22 and to quote cynical reviews “yes that’s exactly how this scam works”
Was waiting for this disaster to be reacted to, i am unable to watch the original video as my skin automatically turns inside out whenever they speak, even jons funnies cant get me through it
The magic licking toad....
"Thank you for calling Netflix. You're greenlit. How can we help you?"
Your videos are getting better and better
No u
@@rinnnnnnnnnnrin *uno reverse card*
Why? For MONEY of course!
Energy is in fact real, the positive and negative bits, someone just arbitrarily assigned them for convenience so they could do the math.
Wow, at this rate you'll hit 50k by summer! You're growing fast, spicy cat!
I cant stop watching the goop videos, so entertaining
What sort of wimpy-arse push-ups were those.
The two Kid Nation videos are hilarious
I think I remember her from that cheerleader movie in her youth … oh boy the locker rooms
I love that one hashtags in the description just says weeb
I WILL NOT BE LABELED
Wow Man.. like Holy Saints this really is beyond the beyond… Possibly any real mystic, healer and shaman is rolling in the astral planes watching this Goop show..sigh..
I actually just laughed a lot.. but damn.. This Is Terrible.
To see actual medicinal practices e such BUTCHERED to make a show and marketing for things which are originally considered sacred and extremely personal.. some people are just beyond the beyond of any grasp of personal space, respect and decency.. This was all actually so sad that I ended up laughing so much, the irony of it all.
I just wonder how can she actually keep making money of things like this? I hope it’s not like a front for illegal trafficking… and if it is I really hope they get busted like Now..
Either way something needs to stop her madness
i mostly agree with you but any real mystic or shaman? there is no such thing as a real mystic or shama. though i guess you did but "possibly" in there
Alana's real secret is she plays as a Vtuber because she IS gwyneth paltrow
I am not sure what the water temp is but there is cold water training for super cold water to help you not gasp. Because people do from the shock. And it can drown them. Like even I have gasped before filling my wet suit. But I was never under water doing it. Always floating on the top when I pull the suit down to let the water flow in. And of course the water is like cold through the suit. But when you flood it to get the layer between your suit and you. Shit is freezing.
Also to be clear. You would defiantly die if you were in like 40 degree water for an extended time. For your blood PH to be around 7.4 you have to be around 98. And if all the buffers and everything in your blood goes to shit... and your blood shifts off the 7.4 much your are defiantly going to die. And I think 40 degree water is to much drain on your body temp to keep you around 98. And of course your body can go down. But when people say peoples bodies are shutting down. Thats their blood fucking up. I mean you can defiantly die above freezing if you are exposed long enough to something that can rapidly drain heat like water.
Also the gasp is just like chattering teeth. Your body is doing things just to move to generate heat. So that dude is crazy if he thinks he can overcome the cold. But if he is getting into really cold water and not move around and the water is calm. The heat loss won't be bad. Which is why wet suits exits. Unlike dry suits you are filling them with water just to have a water buffer. So if he is keeping calm and not moving it would not be as good as a wet suit that won't let the water move around at all but it would be a lot better than moving any.
6:10 I mean it’s beautiful in the same that Juni Ito’s artwork is beautiful it’s impressive but you wouldn’t want it hanging up on your wall
oh please do more jontron vids
8:11 THAT'S MDAPS YOU GODDAMN PSYCHO!
36:40 suggest this kind of therapy to Kirsche as a replacement for her weekly massages. Wait for the tism.
You can absolutely die in 4° C water , that's very cold . That's barely above freezing.
as an ACTUAL DROOLING LUNATIC PSYCHOPATH THAT WANTS TO BE ONE WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE MUSHROOM, I take huge offense to this shows' presumptive perspective, wow.
7 degrees is the temp of a regular fridge. It's cold, but very manageable
Sooo this is a cult right?...shrooms...nudists...polar bear club...definitely a cult.
The goop lab sounds like an adult film 😆🎥
14:59 I don’t think that was in the script I think Elsie was being honest
I need my soft fluffy fox ear therapy ❤
Does that woman have the custody of her children? JFC.
I've seen people go into shock in 55°f water, but it was 125°f outside 😅
35:01 "Oops gotta quickly put away my phone and act all emotional."
Its like seeing a crackpipe in your uber drivers passenger seat
Omg it's JonTron
6:27 Bro she's just warming up the Pastrami for a sandwich, it's fine. You gotta keep it at service temp.
Uh... Can someone tell me why i slept on Jon's channel for basically my whole life?
there is no -5 °C water unless you put in ~10 times the amount of salt actual sea water has.
moving water. Water can’t freeze if it’s not crystalline, so moving water can be -5C. Small, salty bodies of fast moving water can reach those temps or lower, but definitely not an ocean or large lake
High pressure also helps keep it liquid at lower temperatures.
yes, but you wouldn't dip in fast moving water or water under high pressure to take a short "icebath"
@@Bioshyn true. However you have made the blunder of not mentioning that criteria in your original comment. Your reasoning is forfeit, give me your wallet.
@@Bioshynwell there are cold tubs, they are just like hot tubs except they make the water very cold. I think they don't freeze due to chlorine and mostly due to the water is always moving. I believe Brian Shaw has one
11:55 He's right, it is illegal to travel out of the US and break US felony laws, to do with the age of consent lol
"Just some cold water?"
Extremely cold water can cause your body to go into shock, which, if you don't know... is REAL bad. This depends on your tolerance for cold, heart health, etc...
funny part about ice cold water you can last in it for about 10 mins without any negitives any longer is risky
its mainly about your core temperature and how low it goes overall your outer body temperature dont matter as much its mainly frost bite that makes your outer body temperature a problem the inner body temperature can kill you if it goes to low and starts to freeze
Goop is the one with the 🐈stank candle, right?
10,000 children?
That's quite the dream.
Good luck with that and to the lucky man you attempt this venture with but try not to be too disappointed if you max out around 40 or so.
Best of luck to you and your partner.
The hell is that weight on the physics hand
Idk how to feel about her employees' jobs. On the one hand, it seems like a cushy silicon valley office job where you don't really have to do much. On the other hand, your boss might decide to bring you to a foreign country and feed you magic mushrooms until you forget how old you are.
Saying 5 degree water isn’t shockingly cold is CRAZY! It freaking freezes at 32 ☠️
Maybe she’s talking Celsius… which would be slightly warmer
Edit: she was in fact talking in Celsius…
because people are dumb enough to buy it
for first time i read it The pooplab with Gwyneth Paltrow
we don't do mushroom
So this isn’t my comment but one i saw before somewhere else, ‘It’s funny that goop is just Gwyneth Paltrow’s initials with two o’s between them.’
Two filters for this video (Jontron, Alana) and it still hurts to watch.
7:51.... yeah ..yeah you and me both.....i am dead inside
Can parents sue goop for their child's death if they died of hypothermia because they jumped in freezing cold water in middle of winter?
What did that one dude say to get banned?? 🤔