no one is gonna die or starve because he just threw some shit on the toilet. just think of the bigger influencers wasting bigger shit before you call this dude out
Two years ago my liquid poo turned out to be crohn disease this is important guys if it even get that bad and it doesn’t seem to go away go see a doctor!
The only time I had pure liquid poop was once when I was sick. Then it was only for that one say and my poop started becoming solid again. Thank for the info and I hope your doing better now!
@@Poisoned_corpse I'm glad your okay! I hope perhaps you get to heal fully one day if it is possible. Stay safe out there and have a great day/night! 👍
Oh no, I’m a jump off that toilet and run my pants still gonna be down I don’t give two shits I don’t fuck with spiders, I will be running around The house my pants still gonna be down who see me I don’t spiders that one invaded my personal fucking space I love tarantulas but I hate spiders. I don’t know the difference between the tarantula and spider but there’s a difference I don’t know what it is but there’s a difference is ourselves they’re so big and hairy but spiders. They is big and hairy. I’m not gonna fuck with you no cause if I see spider my house and you know it’s in the corner somewhere I’m a leave it you know it’s my own business. It’ll get rid of some bugs but if you my room oh no, you going bottle you gotta leave. now you see if you on me that’s the end of your fucking life you Finna, see a light
"Are you okay you have been in there awhile" "Yeah im just shitting bricks" Edit: HOLY SHET 170 LIKES GOD DAMN HOW MOTHER FUCKING 360 Honestly I don't think it was THAT funny but sure WE HIT 500 LETS GOOOO
"why do your snacks taste so weird?" "I made a video." Edit: I don’t wanna sound like a pick me, but these r the most likes I’ve ever gotten! tysm everyone!!!
"911 whats you're emergency?"
Im crapping skittles
Your becomeing a unicorn
"sir are you sure you arn't a horse with a horn?
Sir stay calm we are one are way skittles are very dangerous 💀
Bro I’m eating skittles right now
😂😂😂😂😂
Not while I’m eating man😭
Fr like I was abt to eat a snack and now I can’t 😭😭
@@Ididntwantausernameit’s just chocolate you pansies
i had the same thing and it’s funny cus it is food
How in the world do you watch shorts while eating
Shush the F up man... It's Literally Chocolate.
And It's Health Advice
u
damn they weren’t kidding when they said he was shittin bricks.
65 likes and no comment? Let me fix that
Damn dawg💀💀
😐
💀🤛
All of these chocolates going to waste 🫥
Lumpy poo? Nutty poo? Is this Happy Tree Friends bro? 😂
Done found a htf fan in the wild
Fr thoo
BAHAHAHS😭🤚
“Wheres my diamond ring”
“I got stressed and shit it out” 💀
😂
I just laughed out loud at the table now my mom is glaring at me help-
LOL
Lol😂@@pankerscore
😂
Bro’s fr shitting bricks
That’s the joke
“Mild stress”
Is that Lego caca?
@@_.ey3._..yes 100 percent kaka
Nobody asked
"a fucking brick" (mild stress)
average turd of a daily taco bell eater:
BRO I WAS THINKING THAT
😂😂😂
And a small ass diamond “severe stress”
Nobody asked
"Ah yes, is that why my toilet keeps clogging up? Because im pooping out bricks eh?"
“I’M SHITTING BRICKS 💀💀”
“i’m shitting bricks.”
You're just a little stressed
He must've saw it
Nobody asked
"911 what's your emergency?"
"The sewers are clogged with... Chocolate??"
They'll think it's a prank or something is wrong with you-
Then they'll come over and think you're right-
And a brick
And marshmallow skittles and noodles
@@kerisaltchannel3817 it’s fake bro 🤦🏽♀️
doctor: are you healthy? what does your poo look like?
me: skittles
Being a unicorn is peak health
😂😂😂
Mines marshmallow
shittles
taste the rainbow
"911 What's Your Emergency?"
"Im A Unicorn. im Pooping Skittles"
"911 what is your emergency?"
"I'm...um...shitting....marshmellos..."
😂😂😂
IM DEAD 😭
That got me bro😂😂
What a good one😂😂
@@alexandrakabat2670 lol
"Ah today was so stressful-" "IS THAT A BRICK-"
Bro, that’s so funny lmbo
(Laughing my butt off!!)
nice
glad i made somone laugh
That must be painful
1987: in 2024 we are definitely going to have flying cars!
2024: poo texture Guide
this is important to learn about, and plus flying cars are a thing their js not released yet.
This is actually very informative. Also helicopters lmao.
@@Kattakat-qw3kfI DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE A FELLOW ROACH
@@richardharrel5928 AAAAHHH HELLOOOOO
Flying cars exists.
“911 what your emergency?”
I’m crapping bricks help me
This guy stole a comment and thought he could get away with it 💀💀
People in 1950s: "We'll have flying cars in 2024!"
2024: poo texture guide
There's already some flying cars, but they're useless
Better than nothing😅
Fr
fr
There's already some flying cars but they're useless, and it's just a guide bro like?
Bro just put 10 trillion perfectly fine foods in toilet water just to inform us about poo 💀
I was searching for this comment, and yeah that's just ☠️
Bread
Bro wasted solid food
Yess! I loves bricks as a afternoon snack!
Well,
Atleast we can say...
It went to shit.
@@ellakymantas779 💀💀
Doctor: what seems to be the problem
Me: yeah, so skittles emerge into my ass when i poop
Lol🤣🤣🤣
Seems like you're a..... UNICORN🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
🧒:i want to grow up fast
*5 year later*
Hair in ass💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️
i was gonna say that-
Do they taste good
"Doctor, please help me! 😢"
"What's wrong???"
"IM SHITTING BRICKS"
"WTF-"
🤣
@@TexasSoCalRailfan9021 Fellow Railfan
@@MonkeGT978 Hi!
No way bro threw out some snacks in the toilet ffs
Five second rule
@@Jynxdraws 💀💀
@@ThereLmvesfood is food
@@Jynxdraws this "rule" doesn't work. Microbes and all other shit doesn't care is it 5 seconds or half of a second.
@@dont_pay_taxes/r wooooosh
As someone who shits skittles, I can confirm I’m a unicorn
Same 🎉
Same TWINS 🎉🎉
Same too okg
I LOVE THIS COMMENT
Twinise
This man is a plumber’s worst nightmare
This better be a fake toilet bowl with clear chocolate milk that looks like actual water, seriously.
Diamond poop:the plumber’s best dream
Yea lol
Ye
Unicorn : Skittle poo. Horse: DiRt
“911 what’s your emergency?”
HELP IM CRAPING OUT RICE
💀
💀💀💀
ur js asian
Bro is Chinese
@@Xxtips4uxX_💀💀💀
"hello 911 what is ur emergency?"
"Yeah sir Ive been shitting noodles"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅
What did bro eat 💀💀
bro $|n|tted noodles
Lol 😂
filmed by ramen 🤫🧏
This guys plumber needs a raise at this point 💀💀
u think he flushes chocolate down his loo? 💀
it's not a real toilet (🤓) but fr
"Hey imam quit"
"WHY?! "
"BECAUSE EVERYTHING I SEE IN THAT TOLIET HAS SKITTLES AND CANDY"
@@AnaStxrzz😭😂
“Mushy poo”
“Mild diarrhea”
My big brother: “I thought that was normal?” 😂😂😂
No way bro wasted all the good snacks for a “poo texture guide” video💀
So brick is a good snack?
@@GravityRavityobviously
@@GravityRavity yea? What planet are you on🤨🤨
@@GravityRavity ofc it is are you from mars?
no one is gonna die or starve because he just threw some shit on the toilet. just think of the bigger influencers wasting bigger shit before you call this dude out
i did NOT ask for that "soft and smooth" visual 😭
I did NOT ask for this on my fyp at 2 AM😭
I did NOT ask for this while I'm eating 😭
POV The plumber: "damn whats this guy eating"
😂
at least the plumber gets to drink toilet water with chocolatw
"911 whats ur emergency?"
"Im shitting fucking bricks"
Nobody asked for your unfunny overused ass comment 💀
Bro really taught us a lesson to not watch or touch your phone while eating💀
Kaori 😭😭😭
Frr💀
So true 😭
Bro's going to Harvard with this💀💀
@@Heart-To-Art DID SOMEONE MENTION KAORIIIIIII???????????? IS SHE BACK??????
Doctor: What is your poo like?
Me: Snickers bar
Me: a whole brick
Skittles
If y’all ever had liquid poop it’s the worst😭
Doc : "Oh hey what texture was your poo today?"
Me : "Marshmellow."
What kind of question is that💀😭💀
"911 whats your emergency? "
"Me:my poop aint pooping💀"
“Hey what did you do today?”
“Not much just filmed myself shoving food down the toilet!😊”
🤣🤣🤣
GATVERD 💩 MMER I REALLY AM SHITTIN BRICKS 🥵
🧱
🚽
"911 what's your emergency"
Me: "Ummm... My shit is Ferrerro Rocher"
911:chew more then!
@TotallyNotSusCatYOU DON'T EXIST THEN!❤❤ (eat the skittles) 🤫
I'm very badly sleep deprived, and this made me laugh too hard
STOP I SHOWED MY BROTHER AND HE SAID “The liquid is so annoying because it splashes back up”💀💀
NAAHHH💀💀💀💀
I MEAN HES NOT WRONG
#relatable
WHAT DE HELLLLLLLLLLL
HES NOT LYING-
Almost barfed when he squeezed it 🤢🤮
"911 what's your emergency?"
"I just shit a brick..."
The actual brick caught me off guard😭😭
“Mild stress”
911 what’s you emergency?”
I’m crapping bricks💀
No replies let me fix that
BAHAHAHHAHA
reminds me of aifg
I love how it started off educational and then got increasingly more and more unhinged as the video progressed
kinda like Howtobasic (or ysac but he's a bit less unhinged)
@@aust839egg
Yep
as a chinese i can confirm our poop looks like rice
"wyd"
"pooping marshmallows wbu??"
he's so generous leaving all these snacks for his plumber 🥰
Wtf
I LOVE THIS COMMENT
@@Ivebeenhacked24 can you get the fucking joke?
@@Parkerzzdafox Now replace "This comment" with "men" not sure funny now 🤩
@@Bebe-789-m4ecan’t you calm down? It’s just a TH-cam comment. No need to start cussing people out for literally not understanding a joke.
“Dad where’s my candy?”
Dad:
💀
@@JJoestarXhi ur comment was a minute ago
@@jelliesartchannel52 bruh you 3 Minutes ago
He really took Asia to next level 💀
Dad would flip if I did that 😅
"Dad how did you get famous?"
"I threw stuff in a toilet!" 💀
i spit my water out reading this
@@FenneOnPT I'm sry.
@@Potatogaming987 its not your fault , its that the comment was so funny lol
Bro took "Shitposting" to whole new level 😭
Nobody asked
His plumber gona be like
“WTF HAVE YOU BEEN PUTTING IN YOUR TOLET”😂
"Chocolate 😃"
I was stressed OK...
Lol
You havent seen the blood video yet💀💀💀
They be feedin there toilet chocolate 👁👄👁
One last short for today
The short:
What a waste 😢
Those skittles really said
ShE wAs A fAiRy 🧚♀️🧚🧚🏻♂️
“911 What’s your emergency”
*I just shit diamonds*
@PokerbytheRoses Police: oh wow, we’re rich now! 🤑
911 attendant: can you shit more of it?, we will analize it at the hospital.
Me: I poop pebbles now
“911, what’s your emergency?”
“Help I’m shitting noodles.”
(Damn that’s a lot of likes)
Underrated comment 😂💀💀
@@NotmodVR_Gaming
Fr
LMAO STOP
BAHAHHAHAAAHHAAHAAHHHAAAHHA
tape worms
"Lets watch TH-cam shorts while I eat!"
The short:
"911 whats ur emergency?"
I'm shittin bricks
"911 whats your emergency?"
"I sh1t chocolate"
Bro went from 0 to HowToBasic in 10 seconds...
The "fueled by ramen" reference is underrated
Came here to say the same thing
@@fallenpegasus7578 🤝
Ikr haha
I found this vis while eating chocolate 😭
“MOMMM IM SHITTING RICE!”
“Không biết?”
1950:in 2024 we’ll definitely have flying cars!
2024:poop texture guide💀
Copied
Ok and it's just a comment not tht big of a deal
@@Bambam12340 never said it was
Copied comment
These poop texture guides have existed long before 1950
"911 what's your emergency?"
"im shittin bricks"
"Relax"
"Thanks, that works"
💀
This is criminally underatted😭
lol this joke hit me hard like a drink
"are you sure that isnt a lump of diamond-?"
"911 what's your emergency?"
" HELP ME I AM A UNICORN'
'Mam and how do you think your a unicorn?'
"I AM POOPING SKITTLES'
💀💀💀
SKITTLES ARE POOPING INTO ME!!!! I’M ALREADY AT CAPACITY. TASTE THE RAINBOW THEY SAY…. AND BE VIOLATED BY THE RAINBOW 😢
@@finnmacdiarmid3250”AAAAA”
Why 💀
911 hbvcvgfdcs see
Bro really said poo texture guide like were gonna be touching it 😂😂😂😂
i love how these vids start off accurate and informative but then it turns into hilariousness.😂 ✨guys i identify as a unicorn now✨
BRO MY HEART SHATTERED WHEN U THREW THE CHOCOLATE IN THERE ÆSHDHDHDHFHFHFHSAGAGDHHFEHJRDD
Fr tho 😭
Imagine if somebody starts their conversation with “What texture was your poo?” 💀
Then you know they’re a gastroenterologist.
@@saritavenkatapathynaidu9533 true
💀
Skittles really said
"Eat the rainbow, shit the rainbow"💀
“000 what’s the emergency?”
*IM SHITTING SKITTLES*
“000 what’s the emergency?”
IM SHITTING A ACTUAL NOODLE
FELLOW AUSSIE
Shittles*
@@RamenTheStrongestBattlegroundsomg 😭💀
I didn’t know I could pass a record label. Learn something new every day 😂
I was looking for a comment like this 😂
Fueled by ramen ‼️🔥
“911, what’s your emergency?”
“I’m shitting diamonds”
Nah don't they will send the IRS to tax your diamond poop
911 whats ur emergency?
Im shitting pale ferrero rochers
911 what is ur emergency?
I'm shitting diamonds now.
give the plumber an oscar 💀
plumber: so why is your toilet blocked?
him: oh, it’s complicated
Two years ago my liquid poo turned out to be crohn disease this is important guys if it even get that bad and it doesn’t seem to go away go see a doctor!
The only time I had pure liquid poop was once when I was sick. Then it was only for that one say and my poop started becoming solid again. Thank for the info and I hope your doing better now!
@@Jellzy_Daniella_Animations I am! I have weekly injections and I take pill to help me so my illness is under control ^^
@@Poisoned_corpse I'm glad your okay! I hope perhaps you get to heal fully one day if it is possible. Stay safe out there and have a great day/night! 👍
I have colitis indeterminia and that is indeed also how mine started
Okay let's watch some shorts while eating dinner
The 1st short :💀
"911 whats your emergency?"
"Help im pooping bricks and skittles"
Bro really knows his shit💯
😭😭😭
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I’m shitting bricks”
😭😭
I did that ono😂
NOT THE FERRARO ROCHE *inner screaming*
You know at this point he’s just having fun and I’m all here for it ❤
but the food waste.. 😭😭
@@ImSoBoredd its a few chocolates, you'll live
@@xylophone_888 OMG İ DİDNT SEE THAT!!!! 😱😱 Almost like even if its little its still chocolate waste after all and doesnt change anything!! 😨😨
“911 what’s your emergency?”
Uh I just crapped a brick
not me poopin rn and tryna look down in the toilet to look at my poop js to see a spider💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Oh no, I’m a jump off that toilet and run my pants still gonna be down I don’t give two shits I don’t fuck with spiders, I will be running around The house my pants still gonna be down who see me I don’t spiders that one invaded my personal fucking space I love tarantulas but I hate spiders. I don’t know the difference between the tarantula and spider but there’s a difference I don’t know what it is but there’s a difference is ourselves they’re so big and hairy but spiders. They is big and hairy. I’m not gonna fuck with you no cause if I see spider my house and you know it’s in the corner somewhere I’m a leave it you know it’s my own business. It’ll get rid of some bugs but if you my room oh no, you going bottle you gotta leave. now you see if you on me that’s the end of your fucking life you Finna, see a light
UR SHETTING SPIDERS-?! 😨
@@Clxmsy_CottanCendy OML 😭 UR RIGHT?!
NOW THATS SPIDERMAN!!!
@@KOBBERx_ ....
me confused on why I would be crapping out bricks,marshmallows,skittles,and noodles: 🤨🤨
i am so confused, disgusted, and intrigued at the same time 😭
STOP THROWING MY SWEETS IN THE TOILET,KIERAM!
That pissed me off
"Are you okay you have been in there awhile"
"Yeah im just shitting bricks"
Edit: HOLY SHET 170 LIKES GOD DAMN
HOW MOTHER FUCKING 360
Honestly I don't think it was THAT funny but sure
WE HIT 500 LETS GOOOO
😭
😭😭😭
😂😂😂😭
😭😭😭😭😭
how are you happy about 360 likes i got 56k and couldnt care less
"911 what's your emergency?"
Me also:My brother has a brick poo💀
"911 whats your emergency"
"IM SHITTING DIAMONDS."
haha good one blud
"Mm this granola bar tastes good! But why does it have no seeds?" 💀
nooooo😭😭😭😭😭
not the plumber having to clean this:
It's for visual not real toilet 😅
Why tf would you need a plumber for this... U got a weak ass toilet then
@@Mango-ny7ns Ty for telling me :)
NOT THE FERRERO 😭😭
"Hey how did you get all the diamonds,"
"I got stressed and took a shit."
HELPP 😭
Underrated
I have pooped diamonds before, now I am rich.
Ah yes, nothing better than waking up and finding out i have severe constipation 💀
Oop
I have constipation 😢 😭
I have constipation IST gone now but my bro has small dookie
Glad to know brick poo is perfectly normal, I was scared for a second
How does one poo a brick that's in perfect condition
@@WaffleIn-h2m square rectum, and a particular diet of cereals and fiber
HOW DO HELL CAN YOU EVEN SH THEM ITS IMPOSSIBLE
@@crustycrab547nah it just hurts
ayo chill
911 what’s your emergency
Am cramping noodles☠️
“oh hey, what texture was your poo today?” 💀
Unicorn :(
Uhm 911? I pooped out a knife today
Brick 😔
@Ally_x_ how do you change your font?
Skittles😌🌈
"911 whats your emergency?"
"yEa iM a UnIcOrN!"
"are you high?"
"nO i pOoP sKitTlEs!!"
"why do your snacks taste so weird?"
"I made a video."
Edit: I don’t wanna sound like a pick me, but these r the most likes I’ve ever gotten! tysm everyone!!!
Oml underrated comment 😭
"And damn man what's that noise coming from your toilet..?"
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I AM CRAPPING CORN!!!!!!”
“Your what?”
“I CRAPPED CORN!!!”
i really thought ts was gon be a normal vid but gets more unhinged😭