And the ones that be married telling u about about if a man wants u or not you’ll know but cheating on their wives and not disclosing they even have a partner
why don't lean into the white american vernacular?! gotta go "oh buddy/pal/guy" it hits the same. no one can tell me "hey pal, watch what you're saying" is fundamentally different than "wtf you say nigga?" same shit different words
I suppose there could be instances where women are the ones asking the iniating question (i.e. "You want to take this to my place") and he's rejecting her and ending the date, but I seriously doubt it. Because I've overheard men saying they slept with a woman on the first date and then complaining that she "gave it up easily."
FR!! The men are the thirstiest and easiest…like they actively manipulate to get 🐱 because they’re so desperate for it and then turn around and call the woman a slut or for the streets as if they didn’t beg and gaslight and have ulterior motives the whole time😭😭 like it’s soooo fucking backwards. Even if it was consensual in all aspects it’s still odd to see that as a red flag…Men you also consented to “give it up”😭😭😭
Also being intamite on the first date is never a bad thing ive never understood the mentality of "If they sleep with tou on the first date youre a whore" its like whatever thats just how some people are.
car of fate just tboned nick's drama van and now everythings spinning and all he can see is...,money? (this is a bad joke and i just made it up. nick we love your content.)
Stay hydrated and please be mindful of the extreme heat there in Austin, Nick. It's 95 but it's easily 105° in hot cars. And the humidity. If it's cloudless, please keep your head and neck shaded and don't stand out under direct sunlight too long. We've had folks pass away from heat and sun stroke, heat exhaustion and illness... But hope you have a good time in the ATX! You'll have a blast! Check out the good times on 6th Street or anywhere from Rainey through 8th Street for all kinds of super fun clubs and venues and some banging street food trucks! Just stay hydrated!
you're so considerate! but the heat is NOT a joke, so I appreciate you for letting him know about how to combat the heat! :) I can say from experience that you definitely need to be careful, I've passed out before from the heat. :(
Just wanted to say this defo wasn't popularized by food guy, there was this other guy with really unsettling eyes that would do it "ironically" like a year or two back. My guess is they saw him and didn't pick up on it being a joke
2 million tik tok followers is like the equivalent of 200,000 TH-cam subscribers. Until you hit the 10 million mark you probably aren’t making good money on tik tok and even then it’s a gamble.
If you are friends with this kind of guy, or watch him, then he’s 100% correct on the first one. I have teased my friends for dating boys like this and say thank god when they break up💀
As an Amelia who's also an Aquarius I'm confused because he advised you to wife me up but then in the next video said run??? Mayeb this could explain a lot of my dating history
yo you killed the drums at the austin show last night. yall also handled that situation right after playing the very first song really well, much appreciated!
@@coltrv someone blacked out and dev/nick handled it super well. had the stage lights cut on, dev started telling stories to keep the audience entertained/distracted but not too high energy to allow responders to handle the situation, it went on for about 10-15ish minutes and then they continued to play an incredible set after everything was resolved ❤️
“Maybe I don’t have any legitimate arguments against you, so I will proceed with clips of you getting beat up for charity (I won’t mention the charity aspect)” -Nick
Happy birthday comrade, I’m proud of you for making it this far. You’ve done great. I probably will never see you again.. so i wish you the best in the future! Go forth and thrive. ☭
Ed showed up on my snap discover page recently and I sent my sister one of them and told her I was so cringed!! Thank goodness you’re covering this, too tough to watch
I saw y'all at the Austin show and I NEED a time machine to take me back! The show was so much fun and everyone in the crowd was having a blast! Love that You are doing vids the the van still. Love the dedication!
these men literally just take things women have said/posted and take credit for them, it reminds me of the men who say women aren't funny but then copy all their jokes from women
I love the Morgan & Morgan sponsors, grew up with their advertisements on TV in Florida and haven’t seen them since I moved from the east coast, something about them are nostalgic
3:45 i call my dude friends brother or brotha sometimes, but i say it like a normal person. i dont try to put some racially motivated stank on it tho lmaaooo 😂
I literally just heard a Queer Kiwi video where some guy said the *exact* opposite thing about names that end in A. Its all so ridiculous that I can't believe anyone actually watches this shit????
Ok but doesn’t like EVERY name that ends in “A” sound like “uh”??? Not to mention “A” is the fuckin most common letter that a feminine name can end with - like it’s so obviously baiting people it annoys me so much 😭
My favorite thing about TikTokers like this is the fact that multiple of their TikToks could apply to the same person and have opposite conclusions. For instance, as a girl whose name ends in a (as an uh sound) and a Gemini, based on his logic, should someone wife me up or run because I'll flirt with no intentions? I'm just looking for clarification on this one
Is it not a red flag for men to want to have sex on the first date? Or is that just universally accepted as fine and normal but the second a girl actually "gives it up" aka consents to having sex on the first date, THEN that's an issue because now she's a whore? Are you supposed to test every first date by asking to have sex and then any girl who says "yeah sure" you have to go "Aha! this was just a test! and you FAILED!" Or are they going to sleep with her anyway and then ghost her afterwards because sure that was fun but she's obviously not *relationship* material or anything look how quickly she wanted sex. (hint: it's the second one. they're gonna do the second option every time)
im too early it's scary eta : im always so genuinely surprised you guys' lawyers have like... ads? such a foreign concept to my little French brain lol
2:46 fun fact if you live on my street/area, parking your vehicle will not save you from accidents. People go way above 50 km/h and then hit PARKED CARS. HOW DO THEY DO THAT. Edit: also the zodiac sign thing is rlly funny to me because I am a Leo and I’m absolutely terrified of flirting + I only really can flirt with my partner because I know her lmaO.
Everyone he says ive seen a girl on Snap post the same meme. Thats why they say "brotha" sm😭 theyre substituting it with 'Nigga' bc thats what all these post use.
NO NICK NO PLEASE DONT RIP OUT YOUR HEART ….. in the van… i mean like wow what a mess ya know and, I mean obviously I’d be really sad like SUPER sad, but… how’s Dev supposed to make those awesome van videos with all that mess and some random heart rolling around somewhere?? I mean obviously she could probably make it work and spin it into a new banger and honestly I’d pay good money to hear that… but… don’t…?
JayRScotty is like the cool version of this kind of content. He’s funny and charismatic, his advice isn’t cringe and performative, plus he includes genuine left wing advocacy into his content such as pro union and lgbt messaging.
if she “gives it up” on the first date, is he not also “giving it up” on the first date??? it’s a two way street babes
boy math
Not the law firm sponsorship 💀
The fact that I’ve never seen any other channel with a law firm sponsor LMAO
hasnt ethanisonline been sponsored by the same firm too?
their billboards in my town are all vandalized lol
Noah Samsen's most recent was the same, it feels very off to me
Ive seen fnaf youtubers be sponsored by them
In this car dependent hell scape we live in, it’s good to know where you can get a personal injury lawyer
Relationship advice TicToks from men who have never been in one is honestly one of the dumbest forms of content.
Literally NONE of them are ever & seem to have never been in one 😂
It's like marital advice from JustPearlyThings 😂
And the ones that be married telling u about about if a man wants u or not you’ll know but cheating on their wives and not disclosing they even have a partner
Relationship advice TikToks made by anyone who has never been in a relationship are stupid.
@@WookieWomanomg she’s just desperate😂
People finding any alternative because they can’t say nigga is hilarious to me but saying “my brotha” in that freak ass accent is crazy💀💀💀💀
✨homie✨
i remember the whole jordan thing too
i didn’t even think about that but you’re so right
“my guy” stems from the same thing lol
why don't lean into the white american vernacular?! gotta go "oh buddy/pal/guy" it hits the same. no one can tell me "hey pal, watch what you're saying" is fundamentally different than "wtf you say nigga?" same shit different words
plot twist:
the name that ends in an 'a' that sounds like he said it should, is actually 'Mybrotha'
wife her up, right now
Lmaooo 😂
ur onto something here
Wife up mybrotha
no literally 😭😭
Dude. The "my brotha" coming from that guy's ticktoks feels icky, makes me cringe and feel nauseous from disgust. 🤢☹️
His voice too
it's actually grotesque, I don't know why they think its necessary, just say "bro", "my friend" or something???
its like he's trying to be as icky as possible. I don't know what's with saying "ma brotha" with his heavy voice disgusts me lol
When he did it the first time it was bad enough but the second my face involuntarily ☹️ yuuuckkkk this is not a brAND EW
he def is trying to replace the n word w my brotha…imo
"If she gives it up on the first date, major red flag" but asking for it isn't? Mf you the problem. 4:49
exactly what i was thinking
This logic makes me violent
also they (the men) also slept with a. random person on the 1st date as well? they’re just as “bad” 🥴
"If she puts out, run! I mean f*ck her first, obviously, but then run!" 🙄
I suppose there could be instances where women are the ones asking the iniating question (i.e. "You want to take this to my place") and he's rejecting her and ending the date, but I seriously doubt it. Because I've overheard men saying they slept with a woman on the first date and then complaining that she "gave it up easily."
I respect the dedication of giving us videos from the van
and the bathroom lol
Nick doing the Lord’s work - for US
So this is what vanlife is huh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Literally 👏🏻😂 A+ youtuber dedicated to bringing us the news
Women are my favorite guy
life, it never die
sex, im wanting more
Anyone here from the new nick is not green video?
sex 😏 I'm wanting more
tell the world stop the war💪
@@weakw1ll🙋♂️
I can smell George through the screen. He smells like Axe body spray, hair gel, and clout chasing.
Dont forget corn chips😟
At this point this feels like a social experiment that they're all in on. Theres no other answer...other than we're in purgatory.
why is montaine multiplying 😭😭
codeybhode
He's like a hammerhead worm
He is not a "brotha" he is a "brothER" ...there's a difference, I promise we established this a long time ago lol
They trying to get as close to the n-word as possible.
It's literally so aggravating because he changes his tone on top of that to that weird accent he tries to pull off
So whats wrong with him saying brotha?
@@TH-cam-swimmerblaccent on a white guy isn’t a good look g
the way his voice entirely changes when its time to say "my brotha" like sir you do not talk like that....
Haven't watched yet but this man is working overtime. Make sure to get some rest.
@@greenisnotnickcaca. work overtime cause i've been extra bored!! 😡
@@noddles47you really just said caca
@@bradentripp5272 ya
@@noddles47cuh dey board??????? 🤨
I hate when they “give it up” on the first date YOU LITERALLY ALSO DID?
FR!! The men are the thirstiest and easiest…like they actively manipulate to get 🐱 because they’re so desperate for it and then turn around and call the woman a slut or for the streets as if they didn’t beg and gaslight and have ulterior motives the whole time😭😭 like it’s soooo fucking backwards. Even if it was consensual in all aspects it’s still odd to see that as a red flag…Men you also consented to “give it up”😭😭😭
The more I watch the more I think he has never had sex.
he’s like if bentellect and montaine had a child
“It’s silent reading time” might be the best comeback I’ve ever heard. Putting this in my aresenal expeditiously
4:58 he doesn’t deserve to read James and The Giant Peach that book has too many complicated words for that boy
NICK YOURE GONNA CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It’s too late
If your dates favorite commentary youtuber doesn't have green in their name... ma brotha...... run
Also being intamite on the first date is never a bad thing ive never understood the mentality of "If they sleep with tou on the first date youre a whore" its like whatever thats just how some people are.
Yes that's just how people are and we call those people hoes lol
both my serious long term relationships started with us having sex first & then developing a relationship as time went on 💀💀😂
@@elitejustin7122lmaoooo just say you don’t get any
And how come it's only a red flag if SHE "gives it up" on the first date, not if HE does it?
@@dissipatedcloudif he does it it’s a sign of commitment, and is noble
these ppl having millions of followers both confuses and disturbs me but also inspires me that anything is possible 😍
Nick discussing Tiktok drama on the tour van is my new favorite genre of TH-cam videos.
Getting sponsored by a injury lawyer is actually crazy
car of fate just tboned nick's drama van and now everythings spinning and all he can see is...,money? (this is a bad joke and i just made it up. nick we love your content.)
As a Greek I apologise for this one. We don't claime him.
Dude yes I was about to write this exact comment. What a loser 😞
Stay hydrated and please be mindful of the extreme heat there in Austin, Nick.
It's 95 but it's easily 105° in hot cars. And the humidity. If it's cloudless, please keep your head and neck shaded and don't stand out under direct sunlight too long.
We've had folks pass away from heat and sun stroke, heat exhaustion and illness...
But hope you have a good time in the ATX! You'll have a blast! Check out the good times on 6th Street or anywhere from Rainey through 8th Street for all kinds of super fun clubs and venues and some banging street food trucks! Just stay hydrated!
you're so considerate! but the heat is NOT a joke, so I appreciate you for letting him know about how to combat the heat! :) I can say from experience that you definitely need to be careful, I've passed out before from the heat. :(
Hey! I’m from Arizona but soon I’m moving to Texas so is there anything with the humitity I should be worried for?
@AlexUTTP876I don’t see nick up in everybody’s replies trying to make everybody think he’s good 🤣
@@phoebethesapphic7289LMFAO RIGHT
how dare you nick, i’m not a gd american i’m a gd canadian
morgan & morgan can’t do shit for me 😔
just wait for them to sponsor kurtis ez
Just wanted to say this defo wasn't popularized by food guy, there was this other guy with really unsettling eyes that would do it "ironically" like a year or two back. My guess is they saw him and didn't pick up on it being a joke
you mean the two pretty best friends guy?? 😭😭
i ain't never seen two pretty best friends! one of them always gotta be ugly
@@agustinacarrasco6440 i miss him
don’t be insulting my pookie like this 😔
i love how each tour set up gets more and more chaotic
Crashed my car while watching this video. Morgan & Morgan sponsorship coming in clutch 🙏🙏
New red flag noted: if they say “my brotha”
2 million tik tok followers is like the equivalent of 200,000 TH-cam subscribers. Until you hit the 10 million mark you probably aren’t making good money on tik tok and even then it’s a gamble.
“it’s silent reading time” guys new insult just dropped
I don't think pissing on the assembly line would shut the Creepy Guy factory down, I'm pretty sure piss is part of the manufacturing process anyway
Can’t believe you’re still uploading! Good luck for the tour! ❤
it's cause he boahd
@@caitttastrophe cuh they board
I dated Morgan and Morgan bullied Morgan for Morgan dating me... They did it cu dey boid.....
If you are friends with this kind of guy, or watch him, then he’s 100% correct on the first one. I have teased my friends for dating boys like this and say thank god when they break up💀
I can't believe he's incapable of even making these original thoughts
As an Amelia who's also an Aquarius I'm confused because he advised you to wife me up but then in the next video said run???
Mayeb this could explain a lot of my dating history
fun fact here in FL people hate Morgan and morgan so much all of his billboards get vandalize they get changed often LOL
Im not from the us. Why?
yo you killed the drums at the austin show last night.
yall also handled that situation right after playing the very first song really well, much appreciated!
what situation, spill
@@coltrv someone blacked out and dev/nick handled it super well. had the stage lights cut on, dev started telling stories to keep the audience entertained/distracted but not too high energy to allow responders to handle the situation, it went on for about 10-15ish minutes and then they continued to play an incredible set after everything was resolved ❤️
"it is Montaine's fault that any of this exists....cuh they board"
“Maybe I don’t have any legitimate arguments against you, so I will proceed with clips of you getting beat up for charity (I won’t mention the charity aspect)” -Nick
hell yeah best birthday present ever
happy birthday!!
Happy birthday ❤
Happy birthday comrade, I’m proud of you for making it this far. You’ve done great. I probably will never see you again.. so i wish you the best in the future! Go forth and thrive. ☭
Happy birthday!
happy bday!!!
Ed showed up on my snap discover page recently and I sent my sister one of them and told her I was so cringed!! Thank goodness you’re covering this, too tough to watch
I saw y'all at the Austin show and I NEED a time machine to take me back! The show was so much fun and everyone in the crowd was having a blast! Love that You are doing vids the the van still. Love the dedication!
The videos in the van are giving me TheReportOfTheWeek vibes and i love it.
The biggest question I have is “what kind of car has three (probably four) rows of lights in it?”
A van? Like he said at the beginning..?
@@robsands6656 I’ve never seen a van that big tho..
If his name has the letters N-I-C-K in it my brotha 😏subscribe
(I’m sorry😂)
these men literally just take things women have said/posted and take credit for them, it reminds me of the men who say women aren't funny but then copy all their jokes from women
Ladies, if he gives unwanted and incorrect dating advice on tiktok and uses the word "brotha" when he shouldn't, RUN.
I love the Morgan & Morgan sponsors, grew up with their advertisements on TV in Florida and haven’t seen them since I moved from the east coast, something about them are nostalgic
Neither of them came up with it. The original "my brother" is replacing My ninja from an old meme and it was a woman who made the joke.
Green is not nick astrology girl confirmed
those vids are functionally the same as those algorithmically generated, extremely specific t-shirts you see on facebook that boomers go crazy for
"If she gives it up on the first date...run"
my guy, if she did then YOU also gave it up on the first date too
>he makes the first move
>she reciprocates
>they have sex
>"I was just testing you. And you failed. BEGONE THOT, I HAVE TOKS TO TIK
headinhands
The way he breathes when saying my brotha is sending me
*wheeeze* my brotha *WHEEZE*
“Ma brotha, it’s not my fault I look and sound like a r-wordist” 😅
The first tiktok right after the ad read makes it seem like you're in the van together and it's cute
There's something regal about a law firm sponsorship tbh
3:45 i call my dude friends brother or brotha sometimes, but i say it like a normal person. i dont try to put some racially motivated stank on it tho lmaaooo 😂
loving the inspector gadget hair, nick. keep it up! also the video was good too
why no sunglasses while sitting in van yelling nick, i know it's not hesaidus but the monoglasses would really have sealed the deal
This guy is like if montaine listened to one drake album
WHY ARE CAR LIGHTS ON IN THE DAY
A door must not be closed all the way
I literally just heard a Queer Kiwi video where some guy said the *exact* opposite thing about names that end in A. Its all so ridiculous that I can't believe anyone actually watches this shit????
Will that work? And if so, how fast does it take for a man to crawl away when I say my name's Sammy instead of SamanthUH?
Ok but doesn’t like EVERY name that ends in “A” sound like “uh”??? Not to mention “A” is the fuckin most common letter that a feminine name can end with - like it’s so obviously baiting people it annoys me so much 😭
My favorite thing about TikTokers like this is the fact that multiple of their TikToks could apply to the same person and have opposite conclusions. For instance, as a girl whose name ends in a (as an uh sound) and a Gemini, based on his logic, should someone wife me up or run because I'll flirt with no intentions? I'm just looking for clarification on this one
Is it not a red flag for men to want to have sex on the first date? Or is that just universally accepted as fine and normal but the second a girl actually "gives it up" aka consents to having sex on the first date, THEN that's an issue because now she's a whore? Are you supposed to test every first date by asking to have sex and then any girl who says "yeah sure" you have to go "Aha! this was just a test! and you FAILED!" Or are they going to sleep with her anyway and then ghost her afterwards because sure that was fun but she's obviously not *relationship* material or anything look how quickly she wanted sex. (hint: it's the second one. they're gonna do the second option every time)
Understand the AD, get your bag but I'm not too "intimidated" to get a lawyer, I can't afford one lol
nick is the most dedicated content creator. i love ur insta posts while ur on tour AND ur cranking out vids still
What if her name ends in an A and sounds like “uh” AND she’s also a Cancer, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, or Aquarius? 🤔 I hope someone has asked him this. 😂
At least he's paying ppl to be in his videos instead of the usual TikTok trend of filming random people for nothing.
im too early it's scary
eta : im always so genuinely surprised you guys' lawyers have like... ads? such a foreign concept to my little French brain lol
Same!
We like to do bad stuff cuz it hurts. Like guns.
i was really hoping eduard would come up in this video cause that’s who the guy reminded me of but i couldn’t remember his name
hi nick! thank you for working so hard and uploading while on tour!! hope to see you soon!! :P
Im just curious why his brotha is so sensual when hes supposed to be talking to other guys about dating women
2:46 fun fact if you live on my street/area, parking your vehicle will not save you from accidents. People go way above 50 km/h and then hit PARKED CARS. HOW DO THEY DO THAT.
Edit: also the zodiac sign thing is rlly funny to me because I am a Leo and I’m absolutely terrified of flirting + I only really can flirt with my partner because I know her lmaO.
dude as a prelaw student that morgan and morgan sponsorship took me outtttt. 🤣
Everyone he says ive seen a girl on Snap post the same meme. Thats why they say "brotha" sm😭 theyre substituting it with 'Nigga' bc thats what all these post use.
Alright but tbf, I have been bullied by my friends numerous times for being with a certain man. It's VERY common
Either you have bad friends or that was a bad guy
"if she gives it up on the first date" as if he didn't also 'give it up' on the first date
13:28 is the most beautiful accidental play on words i have ever seen
U and film cooper together would cure my chronic pain
We need some merch for Dev and for Queef Jerky music fans. Have fun on tour guys!
So... are there any names that end in -A that don't sound like "uh"?
law firm sponsor is bonkers 😭😭
How tf does this guy make low hanging fruit seem like a controversial subject
because his audience are all braindead waster 20 year olds who’ve just discovered weed and made it their personality
@@Colonel_Mustsarddamn dude you so maaaaaad
@@robsands6656 how's it smell 10 feet into his colon?
I know making fun of people's pronunciation of words is low hanging fruit and I love Nick but also,"gillateen"
How are you supposed to pronounce it😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@puff-stuff6901I think gee-uh-teen?
@@puff-stuff6901I might be thinking of the wrong word tho😭
@@strooli no it is its gee uh teen
I love when Nick says "Enough!" lmao
It's too powerful 😂
NO NICK NO PLEASE DONT RIP OUT YOUR HEART ….. in the van… i mean like wow what a mess ya know and, I mean obviously I’d be really sad like SUPER sad, but… how’s Dev supposed to make those awesome van videos with all that mess and some random heart rolling around somewhere?? I mean obviously she could probably make it work and spin it into a new banger and honestly I’d pay good money to hear that… but… don’t…?
dude not helping beat the sleazy greek guy stereotype smh 😩
(I can say that btw I’m greek and I’ve had to deal with sleazy greek men all my life)
can't believe you got sponsored by morgan&morgan&morgan&morgan&morgan&morgan&....
what’s with the car lights…
4:34 bro said the funniest thing casually lmaoooo
JayRScotty is like the cool version of this kind of content. He’s funny and charismatic, his advice isn’t cringe and performative, plus he includes genuine left wing advocacy into his content such as pro union and lgbt messaging.
POOKIE
Yesss so glad you posted 🎉
morgan and morgan sponsor is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭😭
you should make a video abt bunny the dog becoming self aware