IF TF2 WAS REALISTIC 2 (SFM)
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Very Realistic tf2! :)
Another funny and very, very, very realstic tf2 animation, including your beautiful comments. I even made them into models. Sadly, some are barely readable. I try to fix that for the next episode.
Again, something completely different than my usual animations. Short Team Fortress 2 funny gameplay type clips, including 3d animations in sfm. I think, i pretty much nailed the transitions between firstperson, thirdperson and the animation shots... once again! :D
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• DIMMI - Anything You W...
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Хороший видос (I'm Russian)
Sure m8
Good job
Good video
big guns are heavy
- Pyro's flame thrower would empty VERY quickly (as do real ones)
- Waves in MvM would only have a few robots, and they wouldn't be very effective (due to time period technology and the cost of making them)
- Heavy would be in debt with the cost of the bullets
*Bold of you to assume heavy would actually pay for bullets*
it's Russia, all money is our money, so we'd ALL be in debt.
Shooting fuel doesn't explode it, there isn't enough friction.
Considering we talk about a world with watches that makes you invisible, i dont think technology is a problem.
there wouldn’t be any robots at all, let alone a giant tank. imagine how much that would cost and how long it’d take to move it around (if you could even move it)
Idea: No invisible walls, you can go outside the map.
Another Idea: No respawning.
Pretty sure its already been done
Dew it
He already did that in this video :D
*t h e r e' s n o t h i n g t h e r e*
What do you mean you can respawn in real life
Here’s some ideas:
-There’s no invisible walls in real life, so anyone (most definitely the Scout) could go anywhere on any map.
-You wouldn’t die instantly if you touch the ground *carefully* on maps with cliffs.
engineer: *builds invisible wall out of thin air*
No invisible walls? Have you heard of sliding glass doors?
@@kaisipe412 so close! with sun reflection and smudges on the glass door it'd be easily visible
@@jockeyfield1954 then how come they keep sneaking up on me?
Some nice thing.
1:18 Let me in...LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!
LET ME IIiiiiiEEenNnNnN 🔴👄🔴
Ok
@@Gardenofstardust O
Ok.
@@thecosmicgecko1771 :(
Its. "Let me Out."
Idea: cosmetics that look like armor or something actually work
Maybe also make eyelander And other sword like weapons to cut off body parta, And maybe cut other weapons
Fire head cosmetics ._. Also noob saibot is that really you omg
@@horus_thebirbgod68 Granáty on Soldier
Cy I could be 1 of the many shadows that roam in his place
Cosmetics that are on fire will catch on fire
There is some:
- Pyro's flames burning everything (wood)
- When demo uses his sticky it destroys everything (include wood, metal etc.)
That last one might be hard to do in SFM, you'd have to make custom destructible environments i'd imagine. Maybe there's a pre-made resource though.
scout radioactive will too much burning sugar
Idea: engineer would be able to build more than 4 buildings
actually that would've been a thing since there are cut buildings for engie in TF2
Yeah the unlimited amount of buildings would make engineer too op and making it more then a support-defensive role counting the fact that you can move sentries if it was realistic so valve would nerf him anyways
Yeah, but they would take *_WAY_* longer to make
An where would he get the materials/electronics for all that? That shit ain't cheap an it don't grow on trees.
@@49mozzer when you have the money from the Mann brothers, it's not much of an issue
7:49 “why are we fighting for this?” Because in the tf2 lore, Redmond (leader of red) and blutarch Mann (leader of blu) are fighting for the land, and thus started the great gravel wars
Because...
"Friendship is magic"
Last words from Blu Soldier before Pyro spread his/her "magic powder" to the group.
Because...
They're paid to do this, duh
@@primarchvulkan4013that's what mercenaries do, fight for money
- Scout would rarely fail during his backflip taunt.
- Pyro can see normal but his vision would be dusty and blurry.
- Medic couldn’t heal people that simple.
- Spy cannot turn invisible.
- Engineer would take almost 5 minutes creating a dispenser.
- Soldier’s rocket launcher would’ve had lots of weight.
Agree but pyro will probably see dusty and blurry but night still see rainbows cuz he or she is crazy maybe not to the rxtint it is seeing but should still be close to it's vision
Engineer's dispenser can run out of metal and ammo also meds
so building a dispenser its just a storage
lol I didn’t see my replies lol
the engineer one is already taken but it was a good idea
wdym engineers dispenser already takes 5 minutes to build
Idea: The mercs would be freaked out that there are clones of themselves running around, especially if they are on the enemy team.
"Why are you me? I'm me."
Identical twins: Am I joke to you?
Yeah that would freak me out
*Spiderman meme here*
Nice you made it
Idea: When a sniper takes aim at someone, the laser can interfere with the eyes of opponents.
MY EYES, MY EYES
Green/blue laser for permanent brain damage.
It’s all fun and games until somebody gets a seizure
The kid with epilepsy is not happy
i absolutely love seeing people animate engineers praising their machines and treating them like family,friends,lovers,or really anything like those lol
Spending time and dedication to your creations just to be destroyed in less than a minute isnt nice.
Conga@@untipogracioso3038
Ideas:
Soldier can't just pull out 16 rockets from his back
You can't just touch an ammo pack to get ammo
Moving a sentry would take way longer
E
True
... he cant, he has 16
@EnglishMailbox his asshole
@EnglishMailbox in his bucket
@so ju lee that... That was a joke...
Ideas:
-Anyone who has the Robo-Sandvich will get heavy metal poisoning and die (or can't eat it)
-Anybody can climb the chainlink fence and escape
-You can't just pull your weapons out of nowhere
-The roof of the bridge on 2fort will cause classes to trip on the MANY holes
-All doors would be openable
“Heavy metal poisoning”
I like what you did there
What if the doors would be locked?
@@arthurthefella demoman or soldier can blow it down and heavy can break through as if he was a boulder (he smashed through the intel door in meet the spy and it was locked)
Or most likely.... demo man charging with ullapool caber
And side note, if there’s windows on the door, they can shoot across it!
Everyone: *Having a good time being friendly*
Random noob or try hard: "So you've chosen death"
Way better then gta try hards. Trust me
I’m a try hard but I don’t kill dancing people but if their not dancing I kill them on sight
@@alanavalos6645 weird logic but ok
Alan Avalos i usually join them for a bit then go back and play the game
@@captainpunch2671 Oh yeah. These mfs not only blow your shit up with a fucking tank, but they also try to fuck you up on safe mode as well.
One time I got this cheater that was doing just that, but after seeing he couldn't blow _me_ up, he just teleported me to the other side of the map and into the sea.
The "if TF2 was realistic" series is literally "if TF2 didn't have highly advanced tech"
If tf2 didn't have australium
L o l
but they dont care about the literal teleporters or the fact that a man with 11 phd's made a self suplicating metal machine, yet says that the team tracking color wouldnt be able to tell the difference between blu and red.
@@aidenyorke2132 Thats the point of what i said?
@@_muppelpuppel_9773 teleporters, highly advanced? and color differentiators isnt highly technologically advanced?
Idea: solider can’t see bc his helmet.
He looks beneath it
Creative Name major disadvantage in battle tho
Creative Name soldier has the biggest brain, because he can sense and grasp his surrounding by looking straight down
idea :
- unusual effect on hat could be very dangerous
- drinking too much Bonk can kill you
2 of them actually made on past
on past
Gagbs
@@deku497 vv
@@deku497 I am not a native speaker so I can make typos
Idea:
Bonk be like a normal soda. They dont give u slowmotion
Mr Axe they give you diabetes
According to the ingredients/nutritional value, it has more than Scout's weight in sugar. You'd die.
Bonk but it just makes your heart stop immediately.
Not only does Bonk have more sugar than Scout’s weight, it’s also made with radiation. Even holding it would probably be bad, let alone drink it or let the concoction touch your skin.
I’m thinking radiation poisoning from bonk. Good idea?
Idea:
Australium Weapons are basically gold, and gold is pretty heavy even for... well, Heavy
I mean, it was shown that it could be used as paint/used in paint with high amounts on a rocket and relatively unhinder it. In the comics.
I mean there even a Sliver Pistol before in history so yeah
It was shown to be a relatively light metal with magical properties.
So I highly doubt that the whole gold thing applies, also gold is supposed to exist in the TF2 world (Golden Wrench) and is a whole different metal than Australium.
Australium is very different from gold the only resemblance is it’s color scheme australium I’m pretty sure is sorta as light and has properties of unknown origins one of which causes extreme intelligence and one gains muscle mass very quickly and one may get chest hair and facial hair and the chest hair will be the shape of ones state/country you’re from
@@kms6647 auatrailium doesn't exist irl
so it'd be gold
I got something: at some point everyone would need to eat/drink
So sniper has to drink the jarate?
And btw the jarate is an jar of urine aka pee
Scout has to drink his rechargeable very sus non-milk substance
@@thebemisman1605 And it expired for like 5 years now
What do you mean, Demo is drinking all the time
@@Arcanefungus And he drink it all.
Ideas:
-Spy can’t go invisible
-Everyone would get tired by doing mannrobics
-Hitting a headshot with a baseball bat would knock them out
-Heavy cannot fire the minigun very long since it is expensive
-Bonk soda would kill scout because of the high amount of sugar and radiation
Galaxic The spy thing was already made by old if tf2 was realistic and bonk soda has already been made by 100 ways to die in tf2
Baseball bat to the head doesnt knock you out... It kills you. Knocking people out isnt really a thing, on the off chance it does happen its usually for less than 30 - 60 seconds iirc
"sugar" yes, lets just call it that
the bonk soda is kinda realistic because scout just takes a quick sip thats why he can drink it every 30 seconds
R3V3N93 ok I did
Engie petting his sentry, and said sentry spinning around at the end when everyone dances, is cute as Hell :'3
Ik I love the sentrys dance so cute
It's perfect
Idea:
*Spy can destroy the mic's for the briefcase alarm
*Sexton hell can't punch a yeti to blow up
*The sticky luacher doesn't exist
Idea: Spy disguising as Heavy would be basically impossible because the minigun is too heavy for him
He got a fake minigun
He did not get a real minigun
but the mini-gun for the spy would be whatever gun he has out, disguised as a mini-gun
@@Matt-on3dq his gun would need a cute little mini-gun face mask.
@@pikadragon2783 *YES PLEASE*
Ideas:
-You can't walk through teammates
-Ammo packs dropped from enemies drop ammo for their gun, so you don't magically get 100 minigun ammo from a huntsman sniper
As a spy main the can’t walk through teammates I see as an absolute win
0:37 i love how the other soldiers (that were not using the liberty launcher) got blown up to bits, while the liberty launcher soldier only exploded his arms and legs because of the 25% rocket jumping resistance.
Idea: medic can’t use his medi-gun and has to use real medical materials to heal people
but thats what the medigun does
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 But is the medigun a real thing? That was the comment saying ya cant heal using a medigun cus its not real and has to use real medical materials to work
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 it's about what's realistic, not what the game actually does lol
@@muufle Yeah but if we it is realistic in the world, just because we havent invented it yet doesnt mean its not realistic, Infact syringes themselves are similar to this as they heal with stuff like morphine except its liquid form! Its plausible and can be a real thing!
sure it can be invented
but what we mean by "realistic" is "our own reality, tools and technology"
you're right about it being able to be made in real life someday
but we don't got the medigun... yet.
Realistic tf2 fact from part 1: Friendly fire is always on.
That was in the first one
Ryan is right
Like csgo
Ryan Bartholomew I didn’t watch the first one so rip me
@@Mortmortmort-u6t lol
6:20 Introducing special guest: Stickmaster500 (Or his great grandfather Spookwagen)
plot twist stickmaster500 is spookwagen
@@gullucan6374 Speedwagon
@@lok4890 i knew somebody would say that
Mmmmmm... SpEEdWaGOne
Stickmaster even started doing the alola pokedex, just like spook did it the old days
1:46
Am I the only one who feels truly bad for heavy? Like imagine getting shot, and the thing that you used to do that would heal you just doesn't work anymore.
Heavy: 😢
@@nabilaiman167 Heavy :
**cries so hard**
The pain quickly eases in
Scout mains on a 20x ALL CRITS server: 2:11
I understand why you chose to have a sponsor, with the amount of work you put in these animations you really need it.
Suggestions:
- Sniper would be heavily dehydrated from making so many Jarates.
- Scout would have severe cavities from drinking so much soda (I hope medic is a good dentist).
- Heavy needs to prepare every Sandvich.
- Demo wouldn't be able to stand up straight.
- Spy would be found out by the smell of his cigarettes (and coughing from bad lungs).
- Everyone would be severely out of breath after running back and forth between points and objectives.
sniper has a urinary tract infection(hows that?)
@@skiplet87
He run a lot i guess,
@@skiplet87 Perhapa English is not his native lenguage
@@skiplet87 a conflict has been resolved peacefully in youtube comments. impossible.
@@rorgues6465 how
7:48 - 8:08 | It warms my heart to see a Casual server turned into a Friendly Server!
8:09 - 8:13 | Until a Clueless Newbie Pyro ruins it...
And hey, no probs, mate! Always happy to support your content!
I farted
@@ronaloysiusanonuevo433 r/youngpeopleyoutube
Also, you're first, congrats
@@colourblindchalk r/nobodycaresifyouhavereddit
@@colourblindchalk im not actually young i just wanted to post something random like what i just said.
As a welder, I am disturbed by the lack of an absurdly large GMAW machine in that sentry scene. Unless you're trying to tell me Engies toolbox is a bag of holding
It’s definitely a bag of holding
Idea: Soldier can't see anyting when wearing his helmet.
I tink thats is alerdy put in part 1
@Just Sniper it wasn’t
if TF2 was realistic spy must instantly die because of smooking like 13 years without stop.
probably his entire life
Demoman too
Spy would start drowning 4x faster due to bad lung capacity, and sometimes in battle he would start coughing or smoking due to nicotine addiction
@@somethingnotinteresting at least he should be blind.
And he would have really poor stamina from his ruined lungs
My ideas (apologies if they look nitpicky):
-Some characters would have a hard time reloading their weapons in time, like The Loose Cannon, Pyros' gas for the flamethrower, The Mini-gun, the Sentry.
-Everyone can be seen carrying all their weapons and not just the primary, making it hard for some to move around and quick switch.
-Characters needing to take a bathroom break in the middle of the battle (not counting Sniper unless he needs to move elsewhere)
-Some kill taunts like Heavy's finger gun or the Hadouken don't kill at all. Also Pyro's flaming fart due to his suit.
-Weapon effects on wearer like vulnerability, speed, max health, and others would be non-existent.
-*EDIT: Futuristic technology like robots, teleportation, cow mangler, etc.
-Pyrovision doesn't work, everything he sees is just part of his illusions.
-And by suggestion, Merusmus and the whole Scream Fortress concept, because magic isn't real.
The Hadouken definitely would hurt tho. And imagine Pyro having to take off the suit to piss-
@@creebotthegreat4159 You made me remember one of the Team Neighbourhood episodes, the one with the heatwave and the pool, where Pyro's suit overfilled because he was sweating so much and he had to pierce himself with a needle to let it out...
The best 1 no merasmus beacuse no magic.
No one would be able to pull off the Hadouken
i can see that some of these ideas were originally from my comment but i don't care really.
8:10 theres always that one try hard that ruins everything
Or f2p
That would be me 😅
7:16 *_The FBI is very confused right now._*
SAME FOR ME WTF
AH I wondered where you were hiding on the comment section
i looked all over the comment section for you
I knew you'd be here for the thumbnail xd
Fokin' weebs lad
Idea: Heavy would get poor because he can’t afford his minigun
Nah, he's really rich. In fact most of mercenaries are stupidly rich...
The companies are funding them
They earning 3 million per year (atleast demoman do)
He can buy a golden frying pan if he fire his minigun 10 hour less
2:22 actually, a secondary weapon that allows scout to climb walls and edges by sacrificing the double jump mechanic is a pretty good idea. I know that Tf2 already has a grappling hook, but whatever. Here’s a new weapon.
The trusty climber (a metal hook tied to a long rope on the scouts waist.)
+allows scout to grapple onto objects or enemies from a distance
+on hit, causes bleed and slows down the target
+recharges by 83% (25 seconds) per kill
-30 second recharge time
-no double jump
T H A T S R E A L L Y G O O D
This would pair nicely with the BFB, since you lose boost when you double jump, so not being able to do so at all, would be one less thing a BFB Scout has to worry about.
Make that someone make that
Also if scout could pull the enemies towards him except Heavy being ofc being “Heavy”-weighted, doesn’t he (scout and heavy) have a shotgun?
important question- by equiping this with the atomizer, would one get their double jump back, seeing as it gives you an extra jump anyway?
7:11 Must Protect The Baby! She is SO CUTE!!
What do mean by she sentry’s don’t have genders
Yea
@@MrRedyt-u6p*ahem* MIMI SENTRY
Idea: scout would have a heart attack from eating so much fried chicken.
The Heavy is just the scout but he has eaten too many chicken
Scout goes into cardiac arrest the movie
Lol
Ideas:
- When the medic activates the über, only the target that the medic is healing can use the über, not the medic itself (just like in meet the medic)
- The engie can still use his normal sentry with the gunslinger
- If any mercenary recieves a serious ingure that prevents him to continue battling, and can't be cured easily, it must go home
If tf2 was realistic
Medi gun would not exist
Anyone can back stab if they have a knife. (why doesn't the scout do that, be more like his father)
The medic can heal another clone medic SMARTASS
@@hotpants_russia_z if Medi gun doesn't exist in TF2 then medic just gonna use medkit and then when he using a medkit another team just gonna KILL MEDIC while medic using a medkit because medic using medkit is too long like took hours or minute before done healing
Need a sentry here
Idea: Dispensers wouldn’t be able to generate infinite resources
2:52 the scout was being loud shouting I AM GONNA MESS YOU UP
there is no way the sniper didnt hear that unless hes deaf.
6:14 just so you know. Raw beef is still good. Only beef and ocean fish can be eaten raw.
salo (practically pigs fat mixed with some meat) is also eaten mostly raw. and its damn good. you can also use it as oil for cooking if the situation requires so.
the only risk with raw beef is possibly mad cow disease if the farm has an incident. But chicken needs to be cooked because the risk of getting sick is higher in feathered birds.
Ew! Raw fish!
@@happyalltheday2275 eating raw fish is quite common actually, like in shashimi
@@AffyMoon or the entire sushi
6:38 "Huh, Heavy feel funny."
saxton, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:20
Everybody gansta until the *_"man who appears in every comment section ever"_* appears on a video
Oh hek
StickMaster500 where are you bruhbh
Idea.
* As a Solider, You cant see if you wear helmet
* You cant find right ammo for your weapon from ammo box
* Drinking beer will make you drunk, Not for the demoman, Same for others
* Bonk doesn't give you crit or defense from bullets
* You cant just heal yourself by medic gun or medkits from ground.
As a Solider, You cant see if you wear helmet
BUT you still can see whats near and is underneath you
@@ihatehandles69 i was just about to say that
7:16 that sentry is so cute!
@@ultra.based.27 this didnt age well
@@wellthats...5120fr tho. 💀💀💀
@@ultra.based.27 WHAT THE FUCK
@@wellthats...5120it should didn’t 😓
6:08 the food was so bad for his health that he changed to the other team.
It's because they had a toilet.
Bruh it's been a year why do you have to reply now?
Idea:
The spy’s Spy-cicle wouldn’t be able to kill or freeze people. Also could melt depending on the map.
Idea:
As scout: You can't be faster than bullets just by drinking soda
patz 76 you mean you cannot become invincible just by drinking soda?
Or the soda causing his bodily molecules to vibrate through bullets would melt his face off his skull.
Actually, the soda is infused with radiation, so it would just give him radiation poisoning.
Although, with the right (ethically questionable) ingredients, you sure could feel like you can
4:55 SHES JUST STANDING THERE, MENACINGLY
Why the f is pauling there facing death
Pauline
1:52 poor heavy he never deserve that 😢
Ideas:
-Ranks wearing certain cosmetics like Team Captain, Bill's hat and the all the other soldier's helmets
-Some cosmetics that look like armor would actually protect you
-Spy could sap engineer's gunslinger
-Pyro couldn't recognize his enemy and just kill everyone (including teammates)
-Teleporters might not work properly and give u some.. extra parts...
-Stickies and pipes might get stuck and explode in the launcher
-Enemy's weapons couldn't dissapear when they lose, being able to fight back
That's all i have now
Idea: some weapons can kill you in any way
Medics can heal the opposite team (red medic can heal blu players
ADS will be possible
Spy won’t be able to turn invisible
The spy masks won’t fool anyone
You can open any doors
L
Here are a few ideas
- All sharp weapons can cause bleeding
- Trauma from blunt weapons can cause unconsciousness
- Anything can be a weapon
- Recoil would be much stronger
- Most walls can be shot through
- Cosmetics would slow you down because of the weight
- All classes can use any weapon
- Picking the same class wouldn't be possible
- Objects and structures can be burned, exploded, and destroyed
Woah nice
problem with the whole "all classes can use any weapon" ... how would anyone other then heavy (and maybe soldier) carry the minigun? especially scout and spy
no they wont, heavy will most definetly float because he is fat and fat is much less dense than water, increasing his weight and reducing his density. its the density that matters
Last one is not logical
@@bitai683 heavy is mostly muscle you know .... he isnt just a big tub of lard, from what little we see from his diet he eats a LOT healthier then people give him credit for, for example his sandvich is actually a very healthy meal along with having a steak (albiet uncooked, still gives good protein) and a banana, the only thing he has that could be considered unhealthy is his chocolate bar, but even then since he isnt eating them exclusively he wouldnt be at any real loss from having them every now and again
that and he HAS to have a lot of muscle on him to be able to carry his minigun at all, let alone walk/run with stride while carrying it
7:22 plants vs zombies reference
5:14 The Engineer was smart enough to realize that he can't repair it with the wrench alone before even try it unlike the others.
Idea:
The Batsaber would literally cut through enemies.
But it's not a blade
....It’s a bat
because its a lightsaber
Fun fact. The bat saber wouldn’t exist
@@AGroovyBoot Pretty sure most of the stuff in TF2 wouldn't exist.
6:48 this whole scene was reused for cute sentry mp4 lol
7:17 what the
I think he continued from this scene
Friendlies would be either killed by the other team or get fired since they're mercenaries.
5:57 I got a ad for Mcdonalds lol, perfect timing.
OOF I got an idea:
Scout's drink will not make scout miss attack,it will just make scout's mouth got sweet and *dead*.
Bonk atomic punch canonically has enough sugar in it to kill you instantly
@@vbgvbg1133 Wouldn't you just barf it up instead of dying?
you mean diabities
Yeah but also this is also made with radiation so... *DED*
but this idea has been done so many times
Here’s an idea: scout doesn’t have infinite sandman balls
Unless he take the ball back.
Now that I think about it that just sounds wrong
6:10 This is for if you like the sound
Here's an idea:
- You can't find the right ammo type for your gun
- You can't respawn
ammo type was already made
You csn respawn, since the medic tricks the devil himself
4:55 love how everyone dies normally but medic just ragdolls into the wall
Same
thats me in every single roblox ragdoll game
Here’s a few:
-Upgrading buildings would take forever.
-The banners wouldn’t work.
-Collecting heads as a dk won’t grant Hp and speed boost
-Just because you have a machine in your heart doesn’t mean you have the power to Uber.
you need a metal heart to übercharge
Lets see
Banners would work, that is basically moral support.
Its a haunted sword, so if you collect heads, lets suposse the spirit in there likes that stuff, will give more powa so you can get more heads.
The machine in your heart is what makes you go uber.
LoK well how can a weapon do more damage if someone just blows a horn? Same with speed, damage reduction MAYBE but not the other two. The eye lander makes sense but all the other swords would do jack. The machine that allows you to Uber is a pacemaker last time I checked overloading a pacemaker would result in a heart attack not like 10 secs of invulnerability.
-collecting heads is pretty gruesome
@@wafflecon6029 the increased speed could be just an increase in adrenaline, or even base courage making them run full speed instead of a more sustainable pace
Here's and idea
People can taunt without owning the taunt.
Related idea: There's a small chance you fail when Katzosky Kicking
Scarlet458 theres a 50% chance you will lose your legs when you do the kazotsky kick
I wish
@@jonskhag heavy: dear god
The kazotsky kick would actually need to be learned
0:20, Fun fact: To avoid situations like this, engineer gave soldier leg augments specifically so he can rocket jump AND NOT blow his legs off
Another Fun fact: Bombs like that rarely explode when shot, if say a T'sar were being transported around, that'd make transporting it around safely much, MUCH more difficult and complicated
My ideas for part 3:
- The locker in spawnroom can run out of supplies
- Medic's crusader's crossbow can't heal teammates's wound and can't kill enemies either. Instead, it will make teammates or enemies overdose if they get shot by the syringe gun for so many time.
- You can surrender to the enemy and become their prisoner / prisoner of war
idk about the first one. a tank it's actually unlikely to explode when shot by a bullet
@@nickspencerfishingrodd2383 oh ok, should I change it?
it's not gas, there's a gas tank on every flamethrower, that is probably oxygen, because it is probably very hard to breathe in a gas mask. it cant blow up.
@@irisowo Thanks for clearing it up. I'll change it as soon as i can
@@Arik33241 np mate
Here's my idea:
- Firing sentrygun takes for too long, it cause overheating.
I thought i had a stroke while reading this
r/engrish
@@wolfcub0545 why do you say that english is maybe not even is native language (like me im french native speaker)
@@lemex27gamesnshit ok r/ihavereddit he's maybe a foreigner who is english is not his native language (like me)
You mean, Can only fire for a certain amount of time before it overheats? plus shouldn't 50 cal have a lot of recoil, I'm pretty sure it will tip over when it's level 2 and 3.
Suggestion:
Heavy cannot just fire his weapon he needs to pay for it and he became poor
Edit: two more:
After been drunk for the last thirty days Demoman has an heart failure
Heavy must cook the sandvich again after he eats it which will take 15 minutes to make
400000 not well spent
thats just sad.. I LOVE IT
I love how you basically turned the Scout into a more violent version of Mirror's Edge
Idea: Sniper would have to stop, drop his pants, and piss into a jar to get another jarate. He would also have to restock on jars.
Reduce, reuse and recycle
@@jacobwingers5206 The jars always break when they hit something or someone though.
spy has infitine battery watch
@@nichsulol4844 Not necessarily.
6:15
Oooh
So that’s why carnivores like bears and wolves have low population.
Spy masks are just for Teammates for recognizing that it's a friendly spy but actually spy fully Disguises himself
Here's an idea:
- Medic can't heal with his medi-gun, because it's full of urine/sandviches, instead it will piss them
- You can't just learn to dance by pressing G..
- Friendly Fire
The first one doesn’t make sense “because it’s filled with urine” and the second one could be because they learned how to dance before tf2 other than that good ideas
@@nancylozoya6200 i mean anyone can dance
The first one don't make sense
@@nancylozoya6200 also medic gun may be possible i mean we can literally heal our skin easily
@@nancylozoya6200 there are science that are making wound and heal them easily we even heal an wounded sponge and is possible we can invent an healing skin
Ideas:
1. If there is a car or other transport on the map, everyone can use it, but it will not last forever.
2. Classic becomes semi or full-automatic (Because it is HK G36 (machine gun), not a bolt-action rifle)
3. Medi gun would be heavy and could cause the patient to mutate or at least become poisoned if used for long periods.
video idea:
-you cant use the deadringer as a spy there is. *NO*. second chance.
-you can pick up any weapon as any class (logic)
-Scout can wallrun (He be fast as frick)
-Heavy can pick up turrets (He is stronk)
Idea:
The Flamethrower sets everything on fire. It throws flames. What did you expect?
Idea: all soldier's rocket launchers can hold only one rocket.
Some real life rocket launchers can hold more than one rocket at a time.
It's not a RPG
@@jen4194 yes but they have multiple barrels
except the Black Box, which holds 4 rockets irl
@Communist Maus fair enough
8:22
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Subtitle:Dora
For the next “If TF2 Was Realistic”
I will edit this when I think of more ideas.
-Spy Sapper would take longer to put on because of the wires.
-Guns can jam.
-No respawns.
-Sentrys can get confused and shoot teammates.
-Jumping head first into supply closets DOESN’T HEAL YOU.
-Ammo packs might not have the right ammo for you.
-Health kits take longer to use.
-Bonk gives you a heart attack.
These videos are really great, keep it up!
Edit: Touchy7 already did most of these but you make better animations.
nice idea dude
Well theres one ammo pack that if you look close you can See all ammo types but the small ones might not have the right ammo
touchy7 covered almost all of those in his "If TF2 was realistic" series. His came first over this, his ended 3 years ago though
wasn't these from a video?
-Jumping headfirst into supply closets DOESN’T HEAL YOU.
-Ammo packs might not have the right ammo for you.
-Bonk gives you a heart attack.
CardFlyer
Whenever medic says something in German no one else understands what he says except for the other medics
7:20 I swear Heavy was gonna sneeze there
Anyone who is using filmora free, a word of warning, i spent a lot of time making a montage to fighure out that once you export it there is a giant watermark taking up half of the screen.
You need to spemd a lot of money per month to get rid of it
@@ranger3786 you cant do a one time payment
@@ranger3786 yeah its sad that y Olly cant tho
Been there
Yeah just use Davinci resolve
4:44 Pauline is just standing there while watching everybody die
i just checked to see if anybody saw that... glad to say that somebody did.
@@RazzBeri1 yes hes a grunt if youre thinking that
I just saw that and wanted to check if anyone saw it too
2:14 Shooting the payload won't make it explode, they need to be armed first.
I think it’s already armed, it just needs to be pushed to the final point
I'm A Potato at the end of a level the payload beeps to indicate it is primed.
It would depend on the type of payload (nitroglycerin or powder might react easily from damage, but a mixing based bomb might need to be broken with specific parameters), along with the bomb's hull (which, in the case of the cart, look quite THICC) and the weapon used (the pistol round scout must be using probably cannot make it to the explosive, but sniper rifles, particularly the machina, might).
Altough, you should probably ask an expert on that one, which I'm not.
its a fucking gun dood
'oh hey ill go shoot that nuke' 'but its a nuke!' ' nah its only a gun it'll be fine.' what is this, famous last words?
6:13 The heavy turned from blue to red. Guess he sued blu for giving him raw steak.
Noone:
Scouts when they find a medkit: 0:09
More like when they find a large medalist when they have 124 health
I have some ideas:
-Drinking Bonk would give Scout a heart attack and radiation poisoning. In addition, because Bonk contains several hundred times the daily recommended sugar intake for an adult, that being 90 grams, the can would weigh roughly 20 pounds.
-The Gloves of Running Urgently would not make Heavy run faster.
-Using weapons like the Neon Annihilator in water would kill everyone, not just the one getting hit.
-Certain cosmetics would alter or obstruct your field of view. For example, the Hidden Dragon is literally a blindfold.
-The Crusader's Crossbow would not heal you.
Yes
That’s too much
Ideas:
-As an engineer, it will only be more tedious to strengthen the sentries.
-If you take a drink with isotopes or with 33% real radiations in, you will be forced to have a _tiny_ little break before drinking it again in order to prevent the side effects to occur.
-You can't just push a cart by staying next to it, otherwise that would mean you could make it go forward effortlessly.
-As a dispenser user, you would be forced to pick the medicine yourself.
-Mutant bread would have _tiny_ little problems to sap a sentry, on top of that, mutant bread stay a bread, and only one hit by a wrench would be necessary to squish that sapper.
Ok these mercenaries are hired and payed by money, obviously that BLU pyro knew what to do.
7:02 it called facial recognition software
true
An idea:
-apart from teleporting not being realistic, the slightest damage to one could potentially have some really bad effects on some one using it.
The result could be somebody getting teleported into the ground, wall etc. They could essentially be torn apart, only half the body getting teleported, missing limbs or in wrong angles.
the second one is telefragging when you kill someone who stands on the tele exit
and you cant place teleporter under something so its realistic that engineer isnt an idiot and wont kill his teammates
Your giving me flash backs to the emesis blue spawn room
Soilders can use his fists and fight heavy without a fear in mind
Pyro can deflect any shoots with his blast
Spy can face stab
Heavys sandwich must be made first