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  • @MrPineapple045
    @MrPineapple045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    The thing the kid wrote is really similar to Romeo and Juliet. Why is Shakespeare allowed to do that but that kid wasn't

    • @hannahquintua
      @hannahquintua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean yeah.

    • @hannahquintua
      @hannahquintua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sharkeo and Sharkiet LOL

    • @broimhigh.ugh.
      @broimhigh.ugh. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hannahquintua horseite* cause the other was a horse

    • @hannahquintua
      @hannahquintua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@broimhigh.ugh.
      oops

    • @hannahquintua
      @hannahquintua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@broimhigh.ugh.
      Thanks for the correction

  • @doot8320
    @doot8320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Instead of drowning, the horse should have became a "sea-horse".
    Ha ha.

    • @Luna19912
      @Luna19912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Isn't that story just Romeo & Juliet

    • @milesremmel
      @milesremmel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good one!

    • @sneklover69
      @sneklover69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The shark should bite on the horse's backhalf and be it's fins

    • @Lilymycat
      @Lilymycat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea, and then it drowns.

    • @doot8320
      @doot8320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Corrie J
      Damn

  • @HessBenteTres
    @HessBenteTres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    “If the kid threw a thing in the tv, yeet him in the dumpster.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @P0tato6132
      @P0tato6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That quote is actually from the communist manifesto.
      And Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote The Art of War

    • @pengpura
      @pengpura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KJCHEONG uhhhhh no? Do you really think techno *made* Sun Tzu?

    • @jesterlyjuke
      @jesterlyjuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Yeetus Defeetus you don't get it sun tzu is sometimes used in techno vids to quote something but they could just be referring to sun tuz not even knowing who techno is...yea

    • @Bob-ch3rs
      @Bob-ch3rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Yeetus Defeetus r/wooosh

    • @HessBenteTres
      @HessBenteTres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kyrztal r/whoooosh, U do know techno uses “-Sun Tzu, The Art of War” in his videos, it’s a tradition to make fake Sun Tzu quotes.

  • @katori.mp4647
    @katori.mp4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    “this kid is stupid for destroying his tv”
    *grown men who destroy their entire setup on stream because they got 2 dollars in donations instead of 5* : Interesting.

    • @SourPotato
      @SourPotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why hello there Jotaro

    • @katori.mp4647
      @katori.mp4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Clive Barreto hi

    • @caveman_noises
      @caveman_noises 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Am I an imposter

    • @definitelyjs3347
      @definitelyjs3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I thought the other two people in these replies were the same people

    • @athfiannan787
      @athfiannan787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only liked becuz of the name

  • @tomashodek832
    @tomashodek832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I really don’t understand the fricking idiot spoiled kids who break TVs and just kind of “get away” with it because if I had done that when I was growing up we would get a new tv and I’d probably be grounded for a whole year

    • @Ham-sq5kh
      @Ham-sq5kh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If I did that as a kid I would’ve been grounded until I move out

    • @justethan3523
      @justethan3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would probably be 5 years

    • @owoshikagekiwa1166
      @owoshikagekiwa1166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ham-sq5kh same here

    • @jonathanjoestar193
      @jonathanjoestar193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wit u don't get killed?

    • @owoshikagekiwa1166
      @owoshikagekiwa1166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jonathanjoestar193 wait..... didn't DIO kill you and steal your body a while back?

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

    that horse and shark story is....interesting in a good way, i hope the kid got a fair grade

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Doubt the teacher called the parents because she thought he was bad though. She was probably worried as children don`t tend to write stories where people die.

    • @tom_disagrees451
      @tom_disagrees451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I guess the teacher never read Romeo and Juliet

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@tom_disagrees451 r/clevercomebacks

    • @ggman4300
      @ggman4300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That is basically Romeo and Juliet

    • @functionalaxse1706
      @functionalaxse1706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Honestly sounds like it could be a part of mythology

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "Digging our graves out side"
    The mother: please keep digging

    • @yoshisdreamteam9100
      @yoshisdreamteam9100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      expected from chara

    • @B_bang22
      @B_bang22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ferb I know what we're going to do today.

    • @charax-1
      @charax-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LemonGrab thank you for making this more cursed then it already is you're good man edit; my apologies you're a good lemon

    • @koimeme
      @koimeme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @charaX
      My stupid task is annoying

    • @koimeme
      @koimeme 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correct me

  • @kariduanimations
    @kariduanimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As an animator, the one about the shark and the horse? That concept actually has a lot of potential. Personally I would change the shark to a dolphin but still
    With a clean lineless animation style and the right music, that could be enough to get an award at some film festivals
    They are both majestic animals

  • @gyuuipa5166
    @gyuuipa5166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    69 + 14 days of getting Jake to say "Hi, I'm Real Jake." to confuse people
    bruh

    • @faland0069
      @faland0069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @gamingcousins5362
      @gamingcousins5362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69+14=83

    • @danec2023
      @danec2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gamingcousins5362 i think we understand simple math

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *69 x 2 + x* when you pass 138

  • @gamer708886
    @gamer708886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    12:30 Better than my niece when she was 5, she saw a woman in a burka and said loudly "look a ninja". It was so hard to not laugh. O-O

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Awwwwwwwww! How cute!

  • @wozaow
    @wozaow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Plot twist: Jake’s lamp is really shy and doesn’t like people talking about it.

  • @Katastropic14
    @Katastropic14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The one with the girl thinking that the bride was the princess from her book is just so wholesome. It kind of made my day!

  • @eilidhharris5451
    @eilidhharris5451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Day 4+5 of wishing everyone a good day and random fact (missed yesterdays so 2 facts):
    Brigadier Sir Nils Olav III is a King Penguin that currently has the rank of colonel-in-chief, brigadier and mascot of the Norwegian King's Guard. The former two were also King Penguins :)
    After the Fukushima accident, one guy called Naoto Matsumura returned to take care of all the pets and animals left behind, knowing that the radiation could eventually make him sick or worse :)

    • @im.koyami
      @im.koyami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damnit

    • @MauveMimi
      @MauveMimi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woohoo

    • @mex1866
      @mex1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      King energy

    • @austinhobbesandjustin
      @austinhobbesandjustin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      huh. neat
      thanks

    • @Kilovotis
      @Kilovotis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eat your radioactive Norwegian cereal.

  • @MikkaKang
    @MikkaKang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Needs WiFi to play multiplayer" *laughs in unlimited mobile data*

    • @sissix1987
      @sissix1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big brain

    • @sissix1987
      @sissix1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use my mobile data to play among us

    • @baileydixon8572
      @baileydixon8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you cant use mobile data to play multiplayer in minecraft which i think is weird

    • @alalalus7692
      @alalalus7692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Night Light" person was complaining because multiplayer on mobile data is impossible in Minecraft. So yeah, adults are idiots I guess

  • @Astralr
    @Astralr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Video: **uploaded 3 minutes ago**
    People comments: **2 days ago**

    • @RedMersady
      @RedMersady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it didn’t

    • @salfordshan3545
      @salfordshan3545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RedMersady r/whoosh

    • @kenshir00
      @kenshir00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Raider1415 r/itswoooshwithnoh

    • @RedMersady
      @RedMersady 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry I just saw the comment “new video tomorrow?” I thought it was a joke XD

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex Gamerk r/itsitswooooshwithnohwith4o’s

  • @danielmcfarlan1035
    @danielmcfarlan1035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "But isnt the united states just the whole world?"
    Hey a lot of americans believe that

    • @w1nterdays
      @w1nterdays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Isn’t America basically the planet?”

    • @cheems1938
      @cheems1938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Imagine calling gen z stupid and uneducated and the boomer thinks america is the whole world

    • @pyroshrimp4073
      @pyroshrimp4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Isn't europe a country?

    • @nagapandian
      @nagapandian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pyroshrimp4073 no idiot....
      It’s a country

    • @tntblast500
      @tntblast500 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah... It says something about Americans all right.

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:48
    when you aim better IRL than in a game

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Your aim sucks bro!"
      "Oh yeah? I'll show you how good my aim is"

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anynonymous1585 i don’t think that’s what I meant but sure thing

  • @Jarringcar
    @Jarringcar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When I was a first grader every story I wrote ended with everyone dying or being sad for the rest of their lives. I was a messed up child.

    • @eikosimino5579
      @eikosimino5579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jesus christ what hurt you as a child

    • @cyber_dragon_123
      @cyber_dragon_123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      childhood

    • @fuzzywabbit9729
      @fuzzywabbit9729 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And this is how we got the dark souls trilogy

    • @featheryfemme
      @featheryfemme 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You were a genius. Though I quite enjoy a happy ending, those stories are usually the best stories.

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alannahmahon2435 why are you saying "the kid's parents" if you're talking about yourself?
      Am I missing something?

  • @soudesune6522
    @soudesune6522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:06 the kid literally created romeo and juliet using animals as characters

  • @AmartharDrakestone
    @AmartharDrakestone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Satellites and stuff" - Yeah, that's how it works TODAY.
    "Isn't the United States the whole world?" from a fifth-grader doesn't even surprise me when I see grown up Americans that think like that.

    • @rileybright-canton6888
      @rileybright-canton6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's really sad. Nobody in America seems to care about Geography anymore. It's not a required course in high school, and only passingly touched on in elementary. My high school Geography class had 7 people in it counting me.

    • @cheems1938
      @cheems1938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rileybright-canton6888 yeah u havent seen anything like my friend he didnt know when autumn,winter,spring and summer starts and ends
      And also facebook....man its chernobly there u have dumb anti vaxx moms who kill their kids,americans who think they are safer from covid then europe

    • @oomsou5018
      @oomsou5018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean to a kid his home state is absolutely massive from his perspective so hearing about how the US works the size of it is incomprehensible so he would assume it’s the whole world. So no I don’t blame anyone if they thought as a child if there home country was the world. As a kid for me though I knew about other countries I was just bad at remembering where exactly are they placed. I thought Japan was directly to the east of China and not next to Korea and I though South America was directly under the US until I was like around 14 or so I looked at the map to see Brazil and saw it jutting out way past where the US on the East cost ended.

  • @Snow_Skitter
    @Snow_Skitter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ah, let me add my own story.
    When I was little (I believe around four or five), my great grandfather passed away. At the time I knew nothing about death, so throughout the entire funeral I kept asking, "Mommy, what's in the box?"
    I never did see what was in the box. :(

  • @kyanhluong
    @kyanhluong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Pro" tip for the first one: Never give a child a game where they can lose...

    • @catco123
      @catco123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      time to play dora the explorer

    • @f2progamer
      @f2progamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eugenelee8645 They will still die tho,and dont forget multiplayer...

    • @kyanhluong
      @kyanhluong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@f2progamer The deleted comment was close, Minecraft peacefull mode or private build server arranged with friend

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kirby's Epic Yarn then?

    • @featheryfemme
      @featheryfemme 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyanhluong There's still the risk of dying from fall damage, lava, drowning, suffocation, etc.

  • @frostbite5092
    @frostbite5092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Plot Twist: Jake's lamp is actually a portal to Jake's clones

    • @shirt4164
      @shirt4164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plot twist: each subreddit is a different clone talking

    • @JustinQREYES
      @JustinQREYES 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lel

    • @doomguy9458
      @doomguy9458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why does your profile pic look so... wrong...

  • @magmagamerlive9732
    @magmagamerlive9732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    'hey mike, what can i put on the thumbnail?'
    "i dunno. just put on the same title for the same sub reddit with fall guys in it."

    • @numbermaster-nx2ru
      @numbermaster-nx2ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how do you know my name ?

    • @nitr3k
      @nitr3k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @number288 master 922
      It’s literally probably just a random name he came up with. Many others have the same name.

    • @candycane1744
      @candycane1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've seen that kid before on yt. His mom makes vlogs about her crazy family

  • @anawesomepet
    @anawesomepet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Day 22 of asking Jake to say
    “It’s JakeFake”

  • @randomusername429
    @randomusername429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:44 Like the Babel fish from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. You stick them in your ear and it translates any language into one that you can understand.

  • @flarethefox1779
    @flarethefox1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:49 this is my post. no it was not a water gun, it was this buz lightyear lazer gun i wanted from the last time i went

    • @flarethefox1779
      @flarethefox1779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jaxsen Phillips hah, maybe so, but probably not

  • @jessicastraub1132
    @jessicastraub1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The first story is why I can't threaten my kid with sleeping outside. He'd be thrillled.

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Well, they DID make that controller wireless.

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m starting too find more of the same people I’m getting spooked.

    • @kentuckyball
      @kentuckyball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically the wire is still in the top

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Little kid crying out "Mummy! Princess!" must've been the extra glitter to make that bride's day even more perfect! 💙💖

  • @Tartarus144
    @Tartarus144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    139 of joining people to make FakeJake permanently change his intro to ‘I’m Fakob Jakob.’

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @pepsi6557
      @pepsi6557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do it

    • @basicfroggy6158
      @basicfroggy6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good just good

    • @ball56
      @ball56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I might sound dumb but when did we finally got him to say it? Give me the link please

    • @Tartarus144
      @Tartarus144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ball - Never. It’s not happened yet. I just think that it’s okay to dream and hope for something permanent.

  • @socalbandits
    @socalbandits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That shark and horse story sounds amazing, sad that some teachers discourage creativity :/

  • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
    @The-S-H3lf-Eater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    When you find the vid while its unlisted

  • @jabuly7190
    @jabuly7190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:21 my mans just rewrote Romeo and Julia and the teacher called his parents? That ain't fair.

  • @tamu7243
    @tamu7243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:50 Swedes and Norwegians uses automatic translations to understand Danes, cause they speak so unclear that they cannot understand them otherwise. Though written Danish and Norwegian are almost identical.

  • @nonameworm69
    @nonameworm69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    7:28
    I once got an F in programming becouse... I solved the problem better than the teacher...?
    He was a d-head and even he's collegues disliked him... but still WTF

    • @sissix1987
      @sissix1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like that teacher is entitled

    • @sentientchessboard595
      @sentientchessboard595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isnt the point of a class to teach students to do things better than the previous generation?

    • @hermesthegreek5247
      @hermesthegreek5247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sentientchessboard595 to be fair the educational system in public schools has been based in regurgitating memorized information for a while now.

    • @nonameworm69
      @nonameworm69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am Hungarian btw

    • @nonameworm69
      @nonameworm69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hermesthegreek5247 it was a private school

  • @sirennason9644
    @sirennason9644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was younger, I didn't know what states were, so when the teacher asked the group "what state do we live in" I said the county we lived in (county, not country). She repeated the question, then singled me out and asked me three times as if that would change my answer. I said what our county was each time. She just gave up and moved on.
    This was third grade, and she was the one teacher everyone hated.
    I thought the world was much smaller back then.

  • @kaelyn7099
    @kaelyn7099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "A Japanese Cartoon"
    I'm not gonna be the weeb to freak out, but *ahem*
    ENTER ALL 70 OF YOU HARDCORE ANIME LOVERS!

    • @lman9446
      @lman9446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a weeb, technically any thing animated is a cartoon. The definition is “a motion picture using animation techniques to photograph a sequence of drawings rather than real people or objects.“

    • @kaelyn7099
      @kaelyn7099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jotaro Kujo With A Mustache my point is some people will freak the hell out over it.

    • @aliffkaltilted8538
      @aliffkaltilted8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaelyn7099 "cartoon is just an american version of anime"

    • @ducks5654
      @ducks5654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eww weeb

    • @chnathan
      @chnathan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't care as long as people say anime is japanese cartoon, but if they say it's cartoon then it mildly annoys me even though there's probably no difference

  • @snuffywuffykiss1522
    @snuffywuffykiss1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I broke the TV growing up... I would literally not have been allowed to even watch TV for like a year...

  • @cornelesus6390
    @cornelesus6390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:13 is the plot for Romeo and julliet lol

  • @generichatkid7732
    @generichatkid7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    r/kidsareatupid: we tell truth
    Kids: *THIS MEANS WAR*
    kinda dumb meme tbh, idk what meme to do lol

    • @srishtiagarwal1187
      @srishtiagarwal1187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its good :)

    • @maxbrown8109
      @maxbrown8109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great meme, I thought it was totally wholesome 100 and I bet Keanu Reeves would appreciate it too! Press F to pay respects for the stupid kids! Reddit moment 100

    • @ziq9250
      @ziq9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kids are a tupid

  • @NotRealms
    @NotRealms 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:25 it already exsists, me and my friends made a multiplayer game that allowed you to play online golf with other people via bluetooth and not wifi

  • @venomouslizards
    @venomouslizards 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:30. That was my 9th grade science teacher in the video. I heard that this even happened but never saw the actual video. Neat.

  • @stupidabc4331
    @stupidabc4331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 5:36
    I 100% agree with that kid, if ash ketchum can gtfo of his house at 10 then u can also

  • @kritomasP
    @kritomasP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I once woke up my mom at 6am and told her "there's a traffic jam." That's it, no context whatsoever

  • @huskykindacat3446
    @huskykindacat3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That shark and horse love story is basically the plot of Romeo and Juliet

  • @KirbyIsLife
    @KirbyIsLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can relate to the first one so much, my little bother has broken 3 TVs now and i wonder why my parents still buy us TVs

    • @feleitks
      @feleitks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or get the Chinese kick proof tv

    • @jsl151850b
      @jsl151850b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @unregisteredhypercam 12 You could buy a sheet of Plexiglas at Home Depot for a fraction of the cost of a TV.

    • @cheems1938
      @cheems1938 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jsl151850b F L E X T A P E

    • @jsl151850b
      @jsl151850b 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      First Sony
      Second Visio
      Third Onn

    • @cherrify3498
      @cherrify3498 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *BANG* *CRASH* "GOD DAMMIT JEREMY!"

  • @courier2353
    @courier2353 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ends of the bread are the best part. A treat when you first open the bag, and another when you’ve finished the rest.

  • @juliangm1387
    @juliangm1387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    first haha lol
    dont ask how i found this video 30 minutes after uploading
    guys im a time traveler stop asking how i did it

    • @solace9245
      @solace9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JulianGM13 same

    • @sensei2233
      @sensei2233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/w-d-xo.html

    • @FemboyCommie
      @FemboyCommie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @daltonyeo1823
      @daltonyeo1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait 2 days ago?

    • @Anomalous1879
      @Anomalous1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sensei2233 You are 100% allowed to say that

  • @matteplatinum2839
    @matteplatinum2839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had two kids at my Elementary school that we're identical twins. IDENTICAL. And they were both named Euin Matthew George. How nice of the parents.

  • @I9M9A
    @I9M9A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Yooo, is this tomorrow’s video?

  • @midastouch4456
    @midastouch4456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    me and my brother used to call the heel of the loaf: "the Special Part" and we always wanted it. times have changed

  • @Katze123
    @Katze123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Day 69+69+32 of trying to convince Jake to say
    *_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*
    Hehe tv go brrrrrr-eak xD

    • @euryptrey
      @euryptrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're doing great! :)

    • @snowmanwithasnowplan
      @snowmanwithasnowplan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

    • @asierx7047
      @asierx7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean day 69+69+(9+11)+(4-2+0)

    • @Katze123
      @Katze123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@asierx7047 hmmmm

    • @MAX-uh6kh
      @MAX-uh6kh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@asierx7047
      9+11=20
      4-2+0=2
      20+2=22
      22≠32

  • @rhybreadguy
    @rhybreadguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When in my early years, I thought the city Seattle in Washington of the u.s. was the whole world too. I pictured colored rings describing all the places I knew, the smallest was Transylvanian, then Romania, then Washington, then I think like Brazil, and then Seattle.

  • @ThatNathDude
    @ThatNathDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:00 UGGHHH That is physically painful.

  • @kitomoved6922
    @kitomoved6922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "cant play multiplayer unless you have Wifi.."
    Y'know, like every other multiplayer game

  • @beansspaghetti6316
    @beansspaghetti6316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Once when I was small I wrote a note to my mom in my own blood she simply said thanks.....I was a dumb kid and my arm was bleeding badly butt nope didn't care

  • @stephenwright8824
    @stephenwright8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A universal translator, Jake? I have two words for you: Babel fish. RIP Douglas Adams.

  • @penumbra_2748
    @penumbra_2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    watching this reminds me of the time my little sister (10 years old) made edible cookie dough and my dumb little brother (9 years old) put it in the microwave.
    he now has to ask before using the new microwave

  • @Cosmosdestructor
    @Cosmosdestructor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:45 I have been in that position more times than I can count, every time was intentional, zero times I needed help getting out

  • @ilovecod9235
    @ilovecod9235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    if I have a kid and they broke a tv I would ground them till they pay back the amount the tv was worth

    • @azzzzka2757
      @azzzzka2757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If i was a parent i wouldve make him not touch any electronics if he didnt get all A's on his tests

    • @cheems1938
      @cheems1938 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azzzzka2757 "INHALES" UR CRAZY BUT NOT IN A BAD WAY

    • @azzzzka2757
      @azzzzka2757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cheems uwu

  • @Katzztar
    @Katzztar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I hope that's not alcoholic" ... this just gave me a childhood flashback .
    As a preteen, my mom would try to take me to Red Lobster's a few times a year. It was actually one of the place's fave drinks for kids. It was enough times that I memorized my favorite drink there. One time my older sister (19) was visiting and came with us and heard me order my drink, a "Shirley Temple". She had a shocked face and blurted out "Mom! You can't let her order an alcoholic drink!". She was further surprised by mom & I laughing and even the waitress laughed.
    The Shirley Temple was non-alcoholic and was made with Sprite and Grenadine syrup...and that's it.

  • @JorC1025
    @JorC1025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:31 As a hispanic, I can confirm, though it's pronunced Hahaha it's the dame, just written differently ..

  • @mrflyingstickman
    @mrflyingstickman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:09 I am 11 In 6th grade and already learned how to „Hack someone’s Wifi“ While this kid thinks the US is the whole world 😂

  • @magnoliaalvesdossantos8001
    @magnoliaalvesdossantos8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:31 in brazil there are multiple ways like ahushusahusahus or kkkkkkkkk they are probaly more but this is the ones that come of the top of my head

  • @marvellousmistake
    @marvellousmistake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy had a similar concept where you put a fish in your ear and it translates in real time for yiu

  • @carsonongkaidee8743
    @carsonongkaidee8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:50
    Hold up, those are the ps2 controller that very rare to find in any store
    *STOP THE CHILD*

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that is not the most difficult thing to fix yourself, just reattach the wires.

    • @carsonongkaidee8743
      @carsonongkaidee8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Notmyname1593 it doesnt work like that...

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@carsonongkaidee8743 Are those optic wires then? If not then it does work like that.

    • @carsonongkaidee8743
      @carsonongkaidee8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Notmyname1593 nope
      Also the person already say that they still have few more left what are thinking-

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carsonongkaidee8743 That you don`t know how to reattach wires does not mean it can`t be done.
      Irrelevant to the subject.

  • @elliottforshaw9753
    @elliottforshaw9753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember when I was in year 1 and I drew a picture of a sheep. It was just a head and a huge black scribble for the body. I showed my teacher and she told me that it was great, but I suddenly broke down crying saying that it was awful and I wanted to rip it up. She had to calm me down, even to this day I have no idea why I broke down. I had an existential crisis at the age of 6.

  • @typryor2227
    @typryor2227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The story about the shark and the horse was nothing! My little sister wrote a story about two guinea pigs getting divorced and dying on a birthday card for my brother!

  • @Skorpeonismyrealname
    @Skorpeonismyrealname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:41 You mean like the TARDIS in Doctor Who?
    ...
    2:51 "Kinda like what the TARDIS does in Doctor Who."
    What's the best way to backpedal?

  • @W00fle
    @W00fle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Plot twist: *The lamp near Jake's bed is actually the zoom engine*

    • @Katze123
      @Katze123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This meme is now officially ded, now SHUT

    • @Katze123
      @Katze123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jk dude keep going xD

    • @flameofphoenix5998
      @flameofphoenix5998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut!

    • @meowthtroplaysvideogames
      @meowthtroplaysvideogames 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TOBY CHEN H O L Y *S H U T*

    • @W00fle
      @W00fle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Holy shut*
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      *Holy shut*

  • @kiraoshiro6157
    @kiraoshiro6157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What would've been a happier story: if the horse transformed into a seahorse so him and the shark could be together

  • @charliecat2948
    @charliecat2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My teacher: *screams at my friend for trying to do the problem and his head* if you can do it in your head you’re a genius
    Me: *does problem in my head and get it correct* oh shoot

  • @undone8753
    @undone8753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:25
    PSP?!?
    God I love those things.
    I used to play one a few years ago and they are cool. You can use the screen by touching the back of it

  • @DragonGuy24
    @DragonGuy24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude, I’m still trying to find the daughter. It’s impossible.

  • @tiky3389
    @tiky3389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A wise gampa once said: “to laugh in Spanish,you must laugh in English”

  • @glitchtrap9428
    @glitchtrap9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    HOW IS EVERYONE FINDING THIS VIDEO UNLISTED

    • @Michelleeddy100
      @Michelleeddy100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are you shamelessly using emojis as a fnaf character

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Michelleeddy100 true

    • @Dinnergaming45
      @Dinnergaming45 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He deleted the emojis

  • @Iris-wg9ls
    @Iris-wg9ls 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:44
    Plot twist: it was their other grandchild’s corpse

  • @cptyolowaffle
    @cptyolowaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Day 10 of asking Jake to say “hey everyone I’m FakeJake, I’m not real”
    *then disappear*

  • @maksymmarkov6323
    @maksymmarkov6323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:05 This kid has accidentally pressed the horn and got angry because he was scared 😂

  • @enigmaperson4636
    @enigmaperson4636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:40 nice shoes
    I didn't know what to say so I just said something random

  • @MCChubbyUnicorn
    @MCChubbyUnicorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:08 - he could have been the next Shakespeare, but now he is going to be the next Hitler.

  • @jonygalvan9869
    @jonygalvan9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    well, in Spanish the H is silent so every time someone use "hahaha" it seems like is scream in spanish

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it makes an h sound

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @rileybright-canton6888
      @rileybright-canton6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@horse_stan6007 In Spanish h is silent ex: "hombres" is pronounced "ohmbrays". J is pronounced like an h. Ex: "Jalapeno" is pronounced "halapeenyo".

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rileybright-canton6888 yeah so it makes an h sound

    • @rileybright-canton6888
      @rileybright-canton6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@horse_stan6007 No . . . unless you have a different idea of what an h sounds like.

  • @luckymoonjoy1278
    @luckymoonjoy1278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:00 she honked the horn. You can’t hear it but that’s why she’s so mad.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Multiplayer games” without WiFi exist. However, they are mobile games, and the “players” are bots.

    • @AkiraEmiko
      @AkiraEmiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What Mario Kart Tour was before actual online mode was implemented.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Melody Prower Huh, I never knew that. I don’t play video games, just mobile games. Thanks for that, though!

    • @TailsClock
      @TailsClock 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is true. Remember in 1991 when Street Fighter was in the arcades? And you fought against another player? WiFi.
      And in those ones where you played against someone else on the other side of the cabinet instead of side by side, it's all a lie, just AI with a mobile phone stuck inside the cabinet.

  • @CasperDunning
    @CasperDunning 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The little girl trying to start the car reminds me of my oldest nephew. He was 2ish-years old at the time so he was still in a backward-facing car seat and never saw how anyone started a car. We were returning from my grandfathers funeral and had stopped for a rest stop, my dad had him out of the car seat sitting on his lap in the driver's seat (a BIG van from his limo driving job) the keys to the van were on the center console. My nephew picked the keys up, my dad asked him where the key went, he reached around the steering wheel and put it into the ignition. The only thing that stopped him from starting the van was my dad pulling the key back out. We still laugh about that trip to this day (he's 13 now), and yes it was the day we buried my grandfather, but it was also the day we celebrated his life with a wake.

  • @pigeonchannel6027
    @pigeonchannel6027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I guess almost every fornite kid acts like hulk when someone annoys them.

    • @katori.mp4647
      @katori.mp4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Koichi Hirose A.K.A Spazmatism Prove he's not invincible by shooting him

    • @pigeonchannel6027
      @pigeonchannel6027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My brother acts invisible when I take schizophrenia pills

  • @latet_in_hidis
    @latet_in_hidis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:27 Romeo and Juliet the reboot

  • @fabion1716
    @fabion1716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Day 1 of asking the coments to stop

    • @pokebill9901
      @pokebill9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @jurassicbread4279
      @jurassicbread4279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes please. No one cares about his lamp or fakob Jacob lmao

  • @umbra9472
    @umbra9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:40 God Damnit Loco, you went and got on TH-cam. Took me way to long to find this.

  • @jozephu
    @jozephu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Geez I was almost first, oh well

  • @asianpengi680
    @asianpengi680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jake: Multiplayer with no WiFi would be cool
    Literally every Nintendo handheld before the switch: Am I a joke to you?

  • @fasterrain2851
    @fasterrain2851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One time, my little brother Threw a remote at the tv and broke it. My dad goes”s to the store to buy a new and expensive tv. After we get done setting the tv up, my brother broke the tv. After so many hours of time setting up the tv, just for a brat to brake it a few minutes later.

  • @exyzt9877
    @exyzt9877 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:41 actually i make a lot of fun universes to play around with and make stories. In one of them called radion they actually have universal translators which take the form of red triangle-shaped nanochips that can attach to the characters necks. This is usually helpful for the characters since they can go into cyberspace and often communicate with people around the world.

  • @zachfriedman4263
    @zachfriedman4263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Day 407 of asking Jake to day “I’m FakobJakob”

    • @crybab2631
      @crybab2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @zachfriedman4263
      @zachfriedman4263 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crybaby Co shut up I switched accounts and other people can attest to that

    • @crybab2631
      @crybab2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zachfriedman4263 The what

  • @obopixel4550
    @obopixel4550 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:17 this same post was in the last video I watched (By FakeJake aswell, it was a r/madlads) and it was taken as wholesome, lmao.

  • @faxdog7073
    @faxdog7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:15 this the kid reacting to a horn, ive seen the post before, pls play the clips with sound or me be anger

  • @theepicchickenyt
    @theepicchickenyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    at 8:42 theres a towel i have the exact same towel

  • @pretendihaveacoolname1597
    @pretendihaveacoolname1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Day 69 + 69 + 10 of asking Jake to say," Hi, I'm Fakob Jakob"

  • @judabug323
    @judabug323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:42 I guess he hasn’t heard of the Babel fish yet.