The Gluten-Free Grocery List Rap🎤 (LYRIC VIDEO)

The first rap ever about a gluten free grocery list, probably. Nobody asked for it, but here it is. Lyrics below:
Canyon Bakehouse in my mouth
Thats the heritage style
Or that Schar Artisan from
the gluten free Aisle,
I’ll bake some cake - in like an hour
Bob’s Red Mill with that 1 to 1 flour
When i’m Feeling like a King, Arthur is the name
You’d think it had wheat with the way it tastes the same
I’m spittin mad heat at Trader Joe’s, use the flame
To cook the chicken tenders, so good, I proclaim
"YUM!"
Too much Fusilli got me gaining weight
Too much Barilla my belly inflate
All that Jovial, it accumulates
“youre gluten free, youre so healthy”
I’m infuriated
I’m eating Sweet Loren’s cookies
If you dont know Immaculate you a rookie
Oreo is the goat, I Enjoy Life and boogie
And you know my Girl a Goodie
I just need to take a quick rapping break but I'll keep going with the list
If you want a ritz dupe, Schar entertainment crackers. Or Lance.
For other types, I like Mary’s Gone and Milton’s
Oh yea I'm gonna skip over like meat, milk, cheese, grains like quinoa and rice, veggies, fruits, cuz that stuff is almost always gluten free but check the label, you can never be too sure
Let’s get back to the wrap
Toufayan is my go to
Mission gluten free is what i’m saiyan, no Goku
Also like the chips, but Siete for my folks who
Are grain free
Not me, Mi Nina with that guacamole
Mi nina I ain't eating slowly
Crunch a bagel with a little holey
Canyon so clean like a zamboni
O’Dough’s packs flavor like a ravioli
But like…. it doesnt taste like that
Frozen waffles got that Nature’s Path
Eating Vans as my daily snack
Lizzy got the oats that smack
My guy Bob got em too
And you know we like to get nood
Thai kitchen, lotus foods
And you know I hate to sound rude
But subscribe I'm a cool dude
Now back to the list
We’re just getting started with it
just getting started with it
The best chips are from Cape Cod
If I Lays on the beach I don't feel odd. Eating Pringles with the squad
Except they’re Good Crisp they like oh my gahh
Got the MadeGood goldfish dupe I'm in awe
A healthy cereal? All i need is Three Wishes
Snacking on Chex so hard its malicious
Got the Arrowhead Mills for that frosted flake
Snyder’s pretzel crunch like a frickin’ earthquake
Thin pizza got that Caulipower
Oggi crust make you wonder how its made with cauliflower
And we spit bars while we eat em
GoMacro, Bobo’s, GFB I need em
88 Acres is the best ‘nola bar no cap
Larabar in the pocket man you gotta stay strapped
Boom Chicka, Skinny Pop corn slaps
If you want a good dupe dog, look for Katz
If you needa get dressed
First names are your friends
Like Brianna,
Annie’s and Ken’s
Now we talkin soy sauce
Hip hip and hooray
Kikkoman gluten free
And San-J
Ketchup and mustard
You can stick with the classics
But if it’s something you havent seen
Before check nutrition facts
Instrumentals: Culture - Anno Domini Beats & Treat Yourself - Dyalla
Written, performed, produced by me
#glutenfree #glutenfreefood

[@justcaleb1534]

They call you lil gluten free

[@glutenfreegrubbin]

Lil’ GF

[@jessicaabbassi1140]

😂😂

[@cjane2001]

This is literally the best channel and video ever

[@hollyarmstrong6462]

This low key slaps tho. 🔥

[@athelaketoday.]

Only thing missing is a little Howie 🐕‍🦺 cameo. 🤩

[@dreamersfolly]

Honestly, this is straight 🔥🔥🔥 Really well done!
Meoww SLAYED me dead omfg 😆

[@PhilHatesGluten]

hahah that was a last second addition actually, glad i added it now

[@amyhawkins9873]

This is my new favourite thing on the Internet, ever

[@PhilHatesGluten]

🤝

[@jessicaabbassi1140]

Omg we needed this and you delivered 😂 LOVE it 🙌🏼 you killed this! 🔥 haha

[@jt-rollcoal]

Got it on repeat

[@PhilHatesGluten]

🔁

[@macromenu8067]

This is epic

[@jessicaabbassi1140]

My daughter loved this and said “look it’s stuff we get” lol she asked if there is another gluten free rap song😅I said not yet 😂 so we’re ready for a second! LOL. The mention of the Oreo’s were her favorite part!LOL

[@PhilHatesGluten]

i gotta start writing

[@alilshellphish]

🎉

[@NotTooManyCats]

As someone who is gluten-free, this is one of the best songs ever ha ha😂

[@samanthacastaldo2845]

When do we get the tour dates!? I’m ready to see PHG on a national tour🤣💚

[@readinggrammie8928]

Great list! I agree with all of it but lament that some are hard to find in the Midwest. I have O'Doughs shipped in. Thanks!!

[@bekayezme]

Thank you very much for this. Trying to find gluten free stuff is a nightmare and now you made it easier!

[@DarbyKing95]

😂😂 love all these! Jovial, Canyon Bakehouse, and King Arthur are my staplesss!

[@snoakes1219]

👏 👏

[@therealsamreid]

This is hilarious. Well done!!!

[@cm5907]

I love, love, LOVE this! 😂🙌👏👏👏

[@PhilHatesGluten]

❤️

[@elliemarie3994]

This is fantastic 😂

[@PhilHatesGluten]

🤝

[@DoctorLazertron]

This is 2 dollars wait no it got wheat
10 bucks maybe 8 if I'm lucky I can eat

[@PhilHatesGluten]

bars

[@marshrm6964]

Dude!? Do you have a printable list!? ❤

[@firstlast-js5yw]

😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉