NEIL BREEN is BACK with his WORST movie yet?! - Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023)

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  • On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about Neil Breen's new movie, Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023) I also talk about his 5 film retrospective. A lot of you have been waiting for this one so enjoy!
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    Credits Music by: OVERWERK
    Chapters:
    00:00 Introduction
    01:58 Breen There, Done That
    04:14 Breen Lucas
    04:56 Cade's Quest 2
    05:17 Breen On Brand
    07:36 Tiger Time
    08:20 The Tortured Crossing...of the Street
    09:06 Warehouse Rescue
    10:00 Breen Wayne
    10:37 Field Trip
    12:15 Quentin Tara-Breen-O
    14:39 Cade's Castle
    15:41 Whole Lotta Nothing
    16:55 No Middle Ground
    17:38 More Nothing
    18:18 Fade Me
    19:06 Wouldn't be a Breen Film Without This
    19:27 Honey, I Breened the Kids
    20:46 5 Film Retrospective
    23:09 Final Thoughts
    24:11 End Skit
    24:24 Outtakes / Credits
    #neilbreen #cadethetorturedcrossing #comedy
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  • @johnnythewalrus
    @johnnythewalrus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +781

    13:00 I love that Mark can make interacting with the actors in Neil's movie more natural than Neil interacting with actors in his own movie.

    • @AMortalDefiant
      @AMortalDefiant 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      It probably doesn't hurt that Mark can talk like an actual human being...

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Breen should hire Mark as his CGI guy, which would be a great movie in itself.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Mark actually gives af, as we are lucky enough to know.

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I mean absolutely no disrespect to Mark when saying this, but that's not the highest bar to clear....

    • @Boonehams
      @Boonehams 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This must've been his easiest self-insert yet.

  • @theshyestsasquatch
    @theshyestsasquatch 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +586

    The CGI Artist that made the tiger: You don’t need to put me in the credits.
    Neil: Don’t worry, I’ll put you in the credits.
    The CGI Artist: You don’t need to.

    • @dr.burtgummerfan439
      @dr.burtgummerfan439 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Where's Alan Smithee when you need him?

    • @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub
      @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      CGI Artist: Breil Nreen

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I'd make a funny reply, but I don't yet have my PHD.

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "PLEASE DON"T"!!!!!

    • @KarolHaltenberger
      @KarolHaltenberger 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      The CGI Artist: I'm changing my name.....and profession.

  • @seaoftranquility7228
    @seaoftranquility7228 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

    I’m trying to imagine a house designed by Breen back in his architect days. Corridors that go nowhere, stairs that just stop halfway between floors, the front door opens onto the bathroom which also has an oven in it. I’d actually love to see one.

    • @reiterated
      @reiterated 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I’m now picturing one of his ancestors working on the Winchester Mystery House

    • @swagromancer
      @swagromancer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Sounds like he would be a real-life version of Bloody Stupid Johnson.

    • @RoloT007
      @RoloT007 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@reiteratedsounds more like HH Holmes place in New York.

    • @reiterated
      @reiterated 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RoloT007 I had never heard of that place before. Looking it up now. Thank you. Looking crazy houses up is interesting.
      Maybe not at the level of screwed up the Holmes and Winchester houses are, sure, but what do you think of the Kerr house?

    • @RoloT007
      @RoloT007 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@reiterated It a crazy one alright, what the contractors building it were playing at I do not know!
      I dont think Im familiar with the Kerr house, let me have a look see and Ill get back to you.

  • @gysgtholpp
    @gysgtholpp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Alzheimer's, Dementia, memory loss, Brain fog and Bad acting all come with age... But Neil proves it is possible to get them all at the same time, and then make a movie... And I have to give Neil credit for finding additional Actors and Actresses with the same talent.

  • @Dendarang
    @Dendarang 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +319

    Neil Breen movies are just an eternal arms race of "is he trolling" or "is he serious". Hostages being played by the same actors as kidnappers is borderline genius.

    • @youtubegarbage7876
      @youtubegarbage7876 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      trolling.

    • @Cindy.Wulan.Saputra
      @Cindy.Wulan.Saputra 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I sometimes think he's the ultimate mind of the universe and his movies and thought process is so deep that we can't comprehend them and see them as primitive

    • @patryk6242
      @patryk6242 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      This hostages/kidnappers thing is a deep reflection on the Stockholm syndrome.

    • @Mmmmilo
      @Mmmmilo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      He’s 100% not trolling. Watch his “course”. He legitimately thinks he’s doing something coherent.

    • @JoJo-vg8dz
      @JoJo-vg8dz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's just a psychopath with zero self-awareness who makes movies in order to get chicks.

  • @edwardx4979
    @edwardx4979 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +378

    Mark's comment about Breen using green screen like an old point and click game is spot on!

    • @gaylordfocker7990
      @gaylordfocker7990 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep, looks like Dark Seed or Harvester.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Another review mentioned a Simpsoms cartoon maker game where you'd drag characters to a spot on the screen

    • @koppsr
      @koppsr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It certainly gives off a lot Gabriel Knight 2 Vibes 😁😁👍

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂 holy shit that's spot on

    • @KaarloMedia
      @KaarloMedia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And the graphics are super well done!

  • @SnapEtaco
    @SnapEtaco 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    "The Tiger ripped my clothes, I should take them off..." LMFAO

  • @robderiche
    @robderiche 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    This video doubles down as a great intro to Breen in general. I don’t know if he’s just getting lazy or genuinely suffers from the Lucas delusion that green screen is the best way to make a film, but I miss seeing him eat tuna and run around in the actual desert. One thing I will say for him: he sets the bar so low for what a movie is that he inspired me to make my own no-budget feature film (free here on youtube) without getting hung up on its flaws. Neil empowers and liberates! If he can do it, so can you….

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Neil empowers and liberates!
      No, he doesn't.

    • @iamamaniaint
      @iamamaniaint 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@pretorious700I think that was sarcasm bud

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I'm definitely gonna check out your film! (Btw, this was the best example I've ever seen of someone talking about their own work without it being some weird spammy ad. People could learn a thing or two from you. Well done 😉)

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      *Update: (I had to double back real quick) Only one minute in on your film and, "Half wizard, half mad scientist, half spiritual guru..." really got me 😂😂😂 it's just so gloriously stupid that I'm now fully all in!

  • @thezone3946
    @thezone3946 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +203

    You know the old saying, " never turn your back on a Breen"
    ~Romulans

    • @aMartianSpy
      @aMartianSpy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😊

    • @michellefernandez3155
      @michellefernandez3155 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      this one was so f up that even Mark couldn't insert himself on any scene

    • @thomasgallipoli8376
      @thomasgallipoli8376 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Well done 👍

    • @jamesmacleod671
      @jamesmacleod671 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Beware of Breen bearing gifts.

    • @STOCKHOLM07
      @STOCKHOLM07 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Trek fans know.

  • @rickmartin7596
    @rickmartin7596 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

    We need Neil to keep making movies ... so we know where he is.

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      EYES on Breen, he must be studied. Cause he's fucking crazy

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Good luck with that. With Neil’s magical greenscreen powers, he can be anywhere at any time. He could be standing right behind you, naked. BOO!

    • @YouTube-tied
      @YouTube-tied 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's not always a bad thing.@@Joecbg100

    • @iamamaniaint
      @iamamaniaint 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@DoctorBiobrainOh god that would be terrifying. I'm in my hidden little flat in the UK, I even have a front door cam but imagine turning around and Neil Breen is there just naked without setting off any alerts I'd run out screaming.

  • @StephenAndrewsPTL
    @StephenAndrewsPTL 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    "Casper the Busty Ghost shows up" lmao

  • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
    @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Thanks, mark. Somewhere high above us e.d. wood is looking down, gently smiling at neil, and whispering, "well done, my son. Well done" 😊

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Ed Wood never approached Neils' incompetence level.

    • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
      @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @pretorious700 ed had in camera effects, but if he had green screen it would look like Neil's stuff..."Who am i?? What am i?!?"

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat Eds' work was comical and awkward, but at least there was some attempt at a plot.

    • @Undeadpriest94
      @Undeadpriest94 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ed's movies are honestly much more fun to watch and I honestly feel for the guy's efforts. Ed was always struggling with having any money to make his movies at all, maintaining creative control and never bothered with making ego projects.
      Neil is a man with too much money of his own, has full control over his films and all his movies are designed to present how amazing and desirable.

    • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
      @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Undeadpriest94 you're right, but the improvement would be in special effects, etc. Ed would have still directed, wrote, etc...and it wouldn't be less funny. He'll, the dialog alone is gold, "you see? Your minds! Your stupid, stupid MINDS!!" Lol

  • @PC-dh7mu
    @PC-dh7mu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    There's an interview out there with Emily Brixey. According to her, Neil was very rigid in what he wanted and turned down suggestions she had for improving the appearance of the cgi. Apparently, he also initially wanted the tiger to be entirely white but eventually relented on that aspect.

    • @tiagopt
      @tiagopt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean this one?
      th-cam.com/video/uTNN-1CSI-s/w-d-xo.html

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      He wanted a white tiger with white stripes?

    • @pillow4casestudies
      @pillow4casestudies 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Who is she to question Neil Breen, the most gifted storyteller of our age?

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@markiangooleyWhy am I not surprised by that.
      I am surprised she's not under a non-disclosure agreement. Everyone else he works with is.

    • @robbieracer3294
      @robbieracer3294 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Wait really? His past actors can't talk about the films? That explains why I couldn't find any..." I was in a Neil Breen movie story" lol​@@robotrix

  • @mattpierre891
    @mattpierre891 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

    I always pick "get naked" whenever my computer gives me options.

    • @ct3131
      @ct3131 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Who doesn't?

    • @marcpatheiger5331
      @marcpatheiger5331 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      My computer is telling me now, get "pick naked". But I can't find it on the app store. Help!!!

    • @Vox-Multis
      @Vox-Multis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ERROR: File is in use by another user
      [Retry] [Cancel] [Get Naked]

    • @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk
      @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "pick naked".?@@marcpatheiger5331

    • @chrono817
      @chrono817 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Generate nude Tane

  • @paladinfoxx6574
    @paladinfoxx6574 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    Breen lives here in Las Vegas, he's a local living legend, we love you Neil. We see him shopping at Target!

    • @outaspaceman
      @outaspaceman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you see him again could you touch the hem of his garment for me..? 😃👍

    • @YouTube-tied
      @YouTube-tied 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      For props on his next film, for sure.

    • @12345.......
      @12345....... 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I would love to have a drink with Neil.

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's cool to hear that he's a local legend in his community

    • @EvolMuzik4ever
      @EvolMuzik4ever 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      77777778😮8😮😅😮⁷​@@TH-cam-tied

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Frankly, I think that Neil Breen, and Tommy Wiseau should get together and do a collab. It would be a cinematic masterpiece.... in some way....

    • @chaossmith3864
      @chaossmith3864 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I feel like they'd be too set on their vision to remotely be able to do that.

    • @jamesdrummond7684
      @jamesdrummond7684 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      they're both auteurs, neither would accept each other's vision. i'm not kidding.

    • @algomaone121
      @algomaone121 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Tommy is a better actor...😂

    • @chaossmith3864
      @chaossmith3864 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@algomaone121 His anguished does at least resemble being anguished tbf.

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I feel like, if they met…it would create a singularity…

  • @donnierussellii4659
    @donnierussellii4659 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

    You know a great prank would be to include bloopers on the DVD that are better than the actual scenes.

    • @anthroparion
      @anthroparion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I want to know how the editor would know a good take from a bad one.

    • @ibeethatoneguy7807
      @ibeethatoneguy7807 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I don't think there are bloopers. Seems like it's all done with the first take

    • @AllisonMiller30
      @AllisonMiller30 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That would imply Neil does more than one take.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think the whole movie is a blooper.

    • @plunderpunk2
      @plunderpunk2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “Breen blooper” is a redundant phrase

  • @GoADHDGo
    @GoADHDGo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +589

    I don’t know which is weirder… this movie or the fact that Mark never ages.

    • @ThreeFatCats
      @ThreeFatCats 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      I was just watching an episode from like 10 years ago and the biggest difference is that now he has more facial hair.

    • @SpaceForce635
      @SpaceForce635 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Watch some of his videos from 2014 and you will see a difference.

    • @finalshock5685
      @finalshock5685 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Right? I've thought the same thing. You'd think he'd of aged quicker from all the stress of watching all these shit films

    • @crowlynna
      @crowlynna 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      His fountain of youth are bad movies.

    • @loubloom1941
      @loubloom1941 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Black don't crack 😎

  • @RolandDeschain1
    @RolandDeschain1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I get the feeling Neil Breen probably teaches film-making at a local community college and ropes his students into being in his movies.

  • @MrCobalt
    @MrCobalt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    That point and click adventure game gag was a 10/10

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I like how you can’t stop Neil from getting naked. 😂

  • @adarg2
    @adarg2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    I love how he walks on top of the grass like Jesus walking on water.

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn straight! Walking on the bottom of the grass is for has-beens

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Jesus H. Breen

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Breenius on the grass, alas.

  • @rachelaries7240
    @rachelaries7240 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    "Casper the Busty Ghost" bloody hilarious 😂

  • @Snordix
    @Snordix 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As an architect it really is telling of Neill's awareness and intellect that he thinks a building can't make you emote or think; just look at any pre-20th century classical or monumental architecture, and if you have an iota of curiosity, soul and imagination you'll feel something. Sure the world of modern architecture is filled with soulless trash made for money (which I'm convinced is what Neill made himself as architect), but in the end this just ties together with his obvious lack of insight, capacity for criticism and awareness with what he creates.

  • @FlawedCoil82
    @FlawedCoil82 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    That ending with the tiger and his disappearing clothes while Mark desperately tried closing out the window killed me! 😂

  • @Springbok295
    @Springbok295 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    You know Neil needs to cut to the chase and replace all the other characters with himself. Perhaps include one CGI version of Neil wearing a t-shirt with Neil's face on it. as an added bonus.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Surely there has to be a real picture of that somewhere, he's too much of a narcissist to not have worn a T-shirt with his own face on it.

    • @classz123
      @classz123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Just like how Lucas couldn’t keep the originals the same. Neil will release a special edition with him as all the characters

    • @LwJohnL
      @LwJohnL 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@DeathBYDesign666 I don't think that picture exists... yet. And don't call me Surely.
      Sorry 😂, I couldn't resist.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@LwJohnL It's is a classic and still funny! You're forgiven! 😂

  • @jeffaltier5582
    @jeffaltier5582 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    Dear God, my last name is Altier. I disown any knowledge of Neil.

    • @mallemattias5612
      @mallemattias5612 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Nice try Neil.

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Don't worry, next time he'll spell it differently.

    • @choosetolivefree
      @choosetolivefree 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That's exactly what Neil trying to trick people would say

    • @youtubegarbage7876
      @youtubegarbage7876 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hi, God here. Send money. I love money.

    • @zachbos5108
      @zachbos5108 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mark's last name is Lammert and he doesn't recognize Amsterdam.

  • @edgiraffr1352
    @edgiraffr1352 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I have to say the line “I’ll be right here” as he points to his glowing alien heart may be one of the greatest most iconic moment in a movie I’ve ever seen. So emotional!!!

  • @henningsvensson4665
    @henningsvensson4665 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The point and click thing with the forced option killed me!😄

  • @mpagirobin3805
    @mpagirobin3805 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    24:21 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg i have never laughed so hard. The pre 2000s OS and trying to close the app with no luck is the cherry on the cake.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      *[GET NAKED]* lol pls don't, not again!

    • @hannahblurp9360
      @hannahblurp9360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Pre 2000s? You forget the word nineties?

  • @nachgeben
    @nachgeben 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    He's the progression of Hollywood, going from on-site shooting to total reliance on CGI and green screen, to the detriment of all.
    Bless you, Neil Breen.

    • @kai_plays_khomus
      @kai_plays_khomus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Interesting observation, thanks.

    • @joelzsheridancomedy3983
      @joelzsheridancomedy3983 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That’s so true

    • @colonelmustard2652
      @colonelmustard2652 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s a meta commentary on the corruption of Hollywood by technology.

  • @mattbrendlen
    @mattbrendlen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'm ready for Neil Breen to start re-making Hollywood classics in his style, or for competent directors to re-make his filmography in a style that's good.
    I'll take either one. Just imagine...
    "Neil Breen's the Muppets Take Manhattan"
    "Neil Breen's Braveheart"
    "Neil Breen's The Godfather"
    I mean the possibilities are endless!

  • @baxterwilson368
    @baxterwilson368 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I could’ve sworn that when I looked Breen up on IMDb a few years ago, it said he played a cop (uncredited) in “Scream,” but when I looked again recently, it wasn’t there. Now I’m going crazy.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Probably somebody's joke edit to their database that got spotted.

    • @grahamkristensen9301
      @grahamkristensen9301 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No, I remember that too. It also said he was a background dancer in Madonna's Vogue video. I actually watched that video immediately after to see if it was true, but it wasn't. I'm pretty sure it was just someone trolling.

  • @ianitor
    @ianitor 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    15:34 They were going on a field trip... that's a trip to that field...

  • @foo219
    @foo219 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Not gonna lie, I'd play Cade's Quest. It wouldn't be the worst I played.

    • @edpoe1108
      @edpoe1108 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It would be a game with no rules, no way to win, and no point.

    • @foo219
      @foo219 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@edpoe1108 That's just life. I deal with that every day.

  • @heyitsvonage2768
    @heyitsvonage2768 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    While we've been waiting for a new Neil Breen movie to come out, I have been uncovering all kinds of government secrets, and corruption... I am of course the top scientist, computer hacker, and secret agent in the world.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But, were they the most secret government secrets? 🧐

  • @bleuefish
    @bleuefish 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm always so happy to see new reviews from Mark. He just keeps getting better and better. Something which can't be said of Breen

  • @endaoconnor
    @endaoconnor 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    I love that Mark edits himself into the film and it looks way more realistic than the actual actors.

    • @northprime_unlimited
      @northprime_unlimited 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It does!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

    • @ve2vfd
      @ve2vfd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I mean it's a Breen movie so a 12 year old with an old iphone can make a more realistic movie... :)

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He takes more care than Breen does!

  • @Mr_Porter
    @Mr_Porter 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

    How in thee actual fuck did Breen get worse at filmmaking?! He took a few dozen "actors" from a Craigslist ad, $500, and a Gateway Desktop computer running Windows Vista OS and decided to make this masterpiece. 🤣😄 Gawd dammit Neil!

    • @Maxrepfitgm
      @Maxrepfitgm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Not Vista! Lol 😂😂

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Looks like he found an abandoned buildings stockshot page and yelled "PAYDIRT!"

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I imagine shooting outside with natural backgrounds is WAY more time consuming and expensive than screening in shutterstock Jpegs

    • @lads.7715
      @lads.7715 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Looks more like he used windows screen savers.🤣

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lads.7715I’d have had a little more respect for Breen if he’d used that famous screen background of a hill used as default in Windows XP, known as Bliss (originally Bucolic Green Hills). Except that Microsoft bought all rights to it from the original photographer, and I don’t think he could have bought the right to use it at all!

  • @idahomike4254
    @idahomike4254 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Casper the Busty Ghost". Love it!

  • @rojh9351
    @rojh9351 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It’s kind of impressive to have the whole cast at exactly the same level of acting talent.

  • @mikemckenna4778
    @mikemckenna4778 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I am a Vegas indie film maker that just completed my first film... I just realized I know three of these actors in this lol (none were in my film).

  • @RudiW1510
    @RudiW1510 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    "The vehicle seems to be corrupted. What should I do?
    Repair it.
    Get naked."
    I died laughing.

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The vehicle is corrupt? *_Isn’t that immoral?_*

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂

    • @stephen70edwards
      @stephen70edwards 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yes. This may be your best joke yet, Mark

  • @spretten
    @spretten 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Whyyy is the "Ah we just missed him" so funny lmao

  • @COUNTDOWNTOPOWER
    @COUNTDOWNTOPOWER 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your channel! I only found it a few weeks back and I'm still working through your older stuff.
    It still makes me laugh every time you say 'Welcome back TOOOOOO the show!' for some reason! LOL

  • @shanester1832
    @shanester1832 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    The guy is inspirational. Don't look at the best, getting depressed at how much better they are than you. Look at people that make you go, "well I can do better than that."

    • @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk
      @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I think that the whole idea behind "The Jerry Springer Show" and other trash TV.

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Definitely underrated advice, at least on an individual level.

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk probably Seinfeld as well even though it was well-made?

  • @reignfire85
    @reignfire85 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Those point-and-click game scenes were hilarious. And I love that both you and Space Ice covered this film recently (his review is from a month ago).

  • @Agesilaus.88
    @Agesilaus.88 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm glad your channel is still going man, I found you through your Twilight reviews with your buddy. I hope you're well.

  • @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
    @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Breen has invented programmable virtual filmmaking....
    Genius!

  • @hiraldosternflyer7112
    @hiraldosternflyer7112 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Baffles me how you don't have more subscribers, Mark. Your channel is absolute comedy gold.

  • @Ba1th1azar
    @Ba1th1azar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    i love how it seems like neil breen is breaking you mentally, that being said i used to love these "theyre so bad its surreal" type of movies but ive steered clear of breen because im actually scared of them inducing a flashback. there is such a thing as too much surreal...

  • @ScowlieMeerkat
    @ScowlieMeerkat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Mark, you cant even know how much I need this tonight.
    You have my thanks.

  • @skyesfury8511
    @skyesfury8511 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mark, you joke about waiting, but I have actually been eager for another Breen film cuz I know several channels that love covering his .... unique.... movies. Yours is one. So.... \o/ 😁

  • @jankarieben1071
    @jankarieben1071 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    A vanity project superhuman special agent who defends the world from Bla Bla and is irresistible to young women? Sounds like Steven Segal has some competition.
    🍻❤️🤣

    • @Necrowolf81
      @Necrowolf81 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol

    • @vlexonkol8466
      @vlexonkol8466 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It was direct competitor to Steven Seagal. Though unlike Seagal, Breen doesnt use any body double

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Just wait till Breen records a dancehall album...#justbleedgang.

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s like Hemingway and Fitzgerald…

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Space Ice actually did a Breen vs Seagal matchup video if you really wanna see the two compared.

  • @MrAlsachti
    @MrAlsachti 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    The point-of-click sequences are hilarious!

  • @karnerblue7658
    @karnerblue7658 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Neil Breen point-and-click game had me rolling! 🤣

  • @timymax
    @timymax 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:24 out of all the things you pointed out, the thing I want to know most badly is why the window was rolled down in the first place XD

    • @timymax
      @timymax 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      my money is on that they wanted that close up shot but the camera mans relation was in the window

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Neil Breen seems to envision himself as a cross between James Cameron and George Lucas, but he's more of a cross between James Nguyen and George Costanza.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Unfortunately TH-cam only allows me to "like" your comment once. 😢

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    15:17 the absolute despair and annoyance in the "GODdamnit, again?" is just priceless

  • @lobodesade6780
    @lobodesade6780 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So good to see this channel still going, had to resubscribe due to losing my phone on a week long drug binge, so I had to make a whole new youtube cause I also forgot my password, so yea here I am now.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You are here…. Now

    • @mateblaga
      @mateblaga 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@karnerblue7658😂😂

  • @eddiebruv
    @eddiebruv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Does Breen deliberately seek out people with zero ability to act, or does he direct them to act flat and emotionless?

  • @fernandoorozco3751
    @fernandoorozco3751 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Man this one's a really tough one for me. On one hand I always wait for new videos by you Mark. You're one of my favorite TH-camrs of all time. A "goat" as the kids say. On the other hand I'm not really sure that I can take even a small dose of "The Breen-machine" . I guess I am a little curious whether he gets naked in this one. I hope so, because it will give me all the more reason to never watch this movie. But because I love you Mark, I will watch this episode. I mean that platonically of course.

  • @ImmortalRimas
    @ImmortalRimas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Not only is Neil obviously getting hit by a tram in front of Amsterdam Central Station in The Netherlands but I’ve actually walked exactly where he gets struck in this movie!🤣

  • @3ggh3ad
    @3ggh3ad 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this character is named Cade Altier,
    OMFG there's 3 of them he is just building towards his BCU team up film like the avengers or Justice League

  • @nicholaspaularnold
    @nicholaspaularnold 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Mark I’ve never heard so much anger and frustration and confusion in your tone of voice before in any other review. I think it’s safe to say Neil Breen finally broke our brains with this sizzler 😂😂😂😂

  • @JustRideTheVibe
    @JustRideTheVibe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I just noticed that Mark did his own Neil Breen impression in the 'Tier 4 Supporter' list in the credits for this video, where it includes:
    Rob Vardaro
    Rob Vardaro
    Robert Vardaro
    Breenius.

    • @AdamFriedberg
      @AdamFriedberg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      now I see your post, beat me to it

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The listing at the end repeated quite a few names as well. Maybe some people paid twice?!

  • @joseyglesias3743
    @joseyglesias3743 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    But Mark, Neil is a movie genius. Born before his time ❤😂❤😂

  • @zubiproductions9440
    @zubiproductions9440 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Would love to hear some interviews from some of the actors who have been in his films. Just to hear how they were directed. Some of those stories have to be entertaining. 😂

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same. Would love to hear what they had to say! 🤣

    • @ripley_hicks_newt_86
      @ripley_hicks_newt_86 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm pretty sure Breen requires them to sign NDAs.

  • @slasherdope8065
    @slasherdope8065 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ok. His movies are stupidly unintentionally funny and I live for it. He is the only one that takes his movies seriously. These movies are great to get stoned to and laugh at them. Nothing more

  • @mjwittr21
    @mjwittr21 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Breen is the gift that keeps giving.

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      These movies are better than anything on Disney Plus.

    • @Shadeogray1113
      @Shadeogray1113 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kind of like herpies.

  • @AMortalDefiant
    @AMortalDefiant 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    How the fuck does this movie have a 6.6 rating on IMDb (that's the median rating on IMDb, implying that this POS is better than *HALF* the movies produced)?! People must have been trolling...
    Also, the point-and-click video game edit was great! :)

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      IMDB ratings for pure shit films almost always are higher than makes any sense.
      It's the purely ironic comedy crowd padding the numbers.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's not how ratings work.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There aren't many people who see Neil Breen movies, and even fewer who bother to rate them on IMDB, and of the latter there's no doubt plenty who give it high marks out of humor (much like you can see plenty of sarcastic five-star reviews of notoriously terrible films.)

    • @iamamaniaint
      @iamamaniaint 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I guarantee you he has some reviewers on the payroll.

  • @jennifer_mertens
    @jennifer_mertens 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It has to be intentional, it has to be. He's intentionally trying to create something akin to The Room or even Birdemic and it won't work. He mimics all the quirks of those films, but falls so short of any type of entertainment, it's frightening. Breen's films fill you with nothing but frustration, boredom, and irritation. At least the other films had a semi cohesive plot and didn't make you want to punch someone after watching them. The most entertaining thing about this film is watching WMWM pick it apart. "Thanks Mark"😂.

  • @aaronlambert9297
    @aaronlambert9297 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    This film won "Best Fantasy Film" and "People's Choice Award", at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival in February of 2023. Now having watched the entire review, I think Mark is truly angry at Neil's inability to improve over the years.

    • @jeffm3925
      @jeffm3925 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yet another indictment of this wretched timeline...

    • @GorillaLancaster
      @GorillaLancaster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      But, HOW?

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Prestigious institutions right there.

    • @scotsmith2391
      @scotsmith2391 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      How many people attended this festival and were they all the hostages and bad guys from the film?

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No “Neil Breen Choice Awards”, sponsored, produced, and hosted by Neil Breen?

  • @abowlofsangria3412
    @abowlofsangria3412 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I watched Fateful Findings with my friend last night where she proceeded to tear the movie to shreds. So seeing this new upload is an absolute treat!

    • @basedelon
      @basedelon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I can't believe you watched that movie. How could you have done this! How could you have watched this movie!

  • @juliannaistyping
    @juliannaistyping 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Haven't commented for (wholly deserved) engagement in a while so popping in to thank you for all the effort in your vids. I've been hyped for this movie for a while and def want to see your review first before I subject myself to it lol.
    The point and click bit already has me hooked lmao.

  • @paulschlichting930
    @paulschlichting930 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your reviews are AWESOME... I watch 'em whenever, wherever I can. Keep up the good work! 👍

  • @michaelv3340
    @michaelv3340 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    It looks like he was having the actors do auditions, then he used the audition tapes to make a movie so he didn't have to actually pay them.

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol I've wondered about how he casts his films. I would gladly do it for free. I was watching one of his movies once and the whole time I was just sitting there wondering about this very thing to be honest hahaha

  • @FeastForThought
    @FeastForThought 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    5:00 that one killed me 😂
    It reminds me of that Simpsons sketch when Homer tries to vote lol

  • @Xlappahony
    @Xlappahony 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thaught I had lost my ability to cry after my wife left. Thanks for bringing that back at 24:11 Mark! Thank you!

  • @badchannelname
    @badchannelname 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You introduced me to Neal waaay back, thank you!

  • @50shadesofbeige88
    @50shadesofbeige88 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    4:25 back in the "Oh Hai Mark" era. Good times. 😂

  • @Boonehams
    @Boonehams 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    4:25 - I love your editing skills and timing. Never change.

  • @sirloco1979
    @sirloco1979 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your videos!! Makes me laugh all the time! Btw, did you know that theodd1sout did a video featuring your channel? It was like 3 years ago when he was talking about The Dark Crystal

  • @jankyartist
    @jankyartist 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I get so excited when a new Neil Been movie drops. I will never watch them but love, love love when my favourite channels review them. Mark your review was by far the best and funniest. Great as always.

  • @EvilGrin
    @EvilGrin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Neel Breen makes me yearn for the cinematographic genius of such video games as Harvester, Dark Seed 2 or Phantasmagoria. All of which btw. had protagonists appearing to be more human then Neil Breen. And probably had higher production values. And reached a bigger audience, even though all of those games were fringe games in the 90s.

    • @natelax1367
      @natelax1367 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Breen could easily be a character in phantasmagoria

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'd pay for Harvester to be turned into a film. It may face daunting challenges like "having to avoid being a soulless cash-grab" and "Steve's actor went on to become a convicted pedophile," but it could be done.

  • @uptown710
    @uptown710 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Cades quest : The triple A adventure game that we never knew we needed.

  • @Lilbroda
    @Lilbroda 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    At 8:20 that stock footage is my city, Lisbon, and right after at 8:40, Neil is hit by a train in Amsterdam Centraal Station lol.

    • @kevindoran9389
      @kevindoran9389 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah...Lisbon is in Central Amsterdam......did you not know that!?

  • @photoguy4212
    @photoguy4212 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'd love to see you edit a Breen movie to make it coherent.

  • @marienbad2
    @marienbad2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Non-chronological; dream sequences; flashbacks; unusual narrative structure; ambiguous meaning; baffling? Holy cow! He's making his own version of L'année dernière à Marienbad! Good luck with that, Mr Breen.

  • @emberparadox458
    @emberparadox458 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I have a feeling this may be that last of the Breen films. Everything about the movie smacks of a last, desperate effort to capitalize on the "cult-classic, so bad it's good" status he managed to cultivate with his previous ones. This one, with the 100% green screen usage and no real locations, even more utter nonsense of a "story" that one can't even try to follow, and the off-a-cliff level of acting using the same actors for multiple roles even more than his previous films... I think he might have run out of money. I honestly don't think he has any money to make films anymore and going 100% green screen was his last ditch effort to try and save cash in the making of this one. Based upon the different reviews I've seen, this last movie isn't going to make him any money because it's not even a "so bad it's good" film that you can put on with a bunch of friends to laugh about. It's just flat out bad and would probably get turned off after the first 10 or 20 minutes.
    I think the time of Breen may have come to an end with this one.

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It reminds me of that saying, "All bad things must come to an end".

    • @deffjhfhjaabc
      @deffjhfhjaabc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The movie was made during the pandemic, thus it only used green screens. You may be right that this may be his last film because Neil is about to turn 80 if a new movie is made.

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@deffjhfhjaabc Then he'll be a has-Breen.

    • @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk
      @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Neel looks good for 80, though.@@deffjhfhjaabc

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      An artiste doesn’t create to live, but lives to create…
      Time to start a GoFundMe for this auteur!

  • @DAveweDidntAsk
    @DAveweDidntAsk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just want to say thanks Mark!! I've enjoyed your reviews for years and they never disappoint. I was waiting for this one in particular ever since Neil announced he was making it. Great work!

  • @elelcoolbey
    @elelcoolbey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:09 - I love how the rear window isn't even all the way down so you can clearly see it's open.

  • @ji9oli7
    @ji9oli7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    In order to improve, the first step is to accept your mistakes and failures. I don't think this filmmaker has done that at any point.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think he would accept them if he recognized them. People mentioned his broken laptop computers and his more-recent films have had none.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Assuming his whole movie canon isn't some giant troll, if he's being earnest, he's mentally stuck somewhere in Middle School.

  • @breenpauwer74
    @breenpauwer74 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It is shot in Amsterdam at Centraal Station! What an honour 8:52

    • @zachbos5108
      @zachbos5108 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah he was totally here lol. Leuke naam btw, brain power=breen power?

    • @SomeRPGFan
      @SomeRPGFan หลายเดือนก่อน

      Amsterdam where people have no reaction whatsoever to someone getting hit by a tram 😂

    • @silkewessels2080
      @silkewessels2080 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SomeRPGFan Clearly he has been there before

  • @BarelyEinstein
    @BarelyEinstein 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Harlan Ellison once said in a story “There is only one real evil in the world: mediocrity” and I think Breen kinda proves it. His movies are so bad that there is value in them, more so than hundreds of meh movies than came out this year and will be forgotten by the end of it.

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Is this the Breenaissance, y'all? He'll win an Oscar eventually!

  • @teh0tak1n9
    @teh0tak1n9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Mark, welcome back TO the show!!

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:24 Our Anticipation for one of Breen's Movies.
    Neil Breen's consistency is pure Skill at this point. 😉👌
    12:51 Mark in the movie makes it Sooo much better. 😂

  • @CrookedSkew
    @CrookedSkew หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Only one word rationalises Breen's movies.
    Ego.
    Tremendous and well thought out review. Thank you.

  • @TheJoshuamooney
    @TheJoshuamooney 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I used to worry about when the machines became self aware. Now? I’m worried about when Neal becomes self aware.

  • @madamlt5758
    @madamlt5758 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I’ve been waiting for this movie. I need something new to fall asleep to when my insomnia kicks in.