Mark Watson managing to paint a shitty rainbow and NOT getting first place, even with being the only one to get all the handicaps of the challenge removed, is the worst artistic showing the show has seen.
I was initially really confused at the challenge of that task, thankfully Nish explained, while standing in the dark room, that he couldn't see the colors.
Honestly my favorite part is Alex Horne’s deadpan commitment to refusing to acknowledge that the paints are condiments. “What’s this?” “White” “What’s THIS?” “Red” “WHAT IS THIS?” “Green”
I’ve just noticed a detail with the task that involved naming US States! Along with all of the hints the contestants are given, the teapot that they have to paint is called a Utah Teapot, one of the first complex 3D computer models!
But it isn't? Google image search Utah teapot and you'll see that the most common rendition of the Utah teapot looks significantly different from what they're painting.
I honestly didn’t even know it was called that over there until my brother moved over there and excitedly told me when he came home and visited and saw whipped cream in the fridge
Funnily enough, you could quite possibly swindle some foolish 'art enthusiast' of a few thousand dollars by labelling some of these neo-modern avant-garde abstract masterpieces.
My mates an art director, he was suppose to set up an exhibition for a lady showcasing her lifes art but the artwork didn't turn up in the truck on time, she felt so bad for the people coming to see her work that she rushed out and made stuff just with sticks stuck together. She felt super depressed and was in tears apparently till people started offering her tens of thousands of dollars for the 'sticks '. From what i heard she made about $40k and didn't know what to make of it all...the work she spent her life on was in the truck seen by no one while people where offering thousands for stuff she smashed together in a weekend of desperation.
"Her Majesty the Cream" hits differently this week. It's highly unlikely that there'll be another one in my lifetime and the pun just won't work with king.
ok so everybody who might care listen up - they just banned me from commenting YT shorts cos I sayd 1 word - I was calling for more v on the streets. I mean everyone is so mellow its getting murky, if we had more v on the streets then everyone's intentions would be more apparent.
Mark Watson managing to paint a shitty rainbow and NOT getting first place, even with being the only one to get all the handicaps of the challenge removed, is the worst artistic showing the show has seen.
But the people who actually saw that rainbow said "wow"
"it's worse than what we did in the dark"
I was initially really confused at the challenge of that task, thankfully Nish explained, while standing in the dark room, that he couldn't see the colors.
Honestly my favorite part is Alex Horne’s deadpan commitment to refusing to acknowledge that the paints are condiments. “What’s this?” “White” “What’s THIS?” “Red” “WHAT IS THIS?” “Green”
Tim Key was genuinely perfect for this show. His reactions always made me smile or laugh, he was such a vital part of this show taking off.
He also has worked on every season of it since as a task consultant.
I couldn’t agree less, one of my least favourite. Funny how that can be.
@@molitovv Reported.
@@tigersfan14 reported for what? A different opinion?
Tim Key is genuinely perfect
I don't think his mic was working, he said: Her Majesty the _Cream_
Sorry, I think your comment got corrupted, he said: Her Majesty the Cream
@@TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour apologies, I think your reply is broken. He said: Her Majesty the _Cream_
@@rosea1505 Pardon Me, but i think somone hacked into youtube and deleted your reply, he said: Her Majesty the Cream
@@bbear3886 Sadly, your reply was sucked into the void and disappeared. He said: "Her Majesty the *_Cream."_*
@@antster1983 I think google translate has made a mistake, it's supposed to be: 'Her Majesty the Cream'
I think you guys forgot a particular rainbow drawing
will never understand why Greg calls that a mouse when it is the best painting of an anteater I've ever seen.
I’ve just noticed a detail with the task that involved naming US States!
Along with all of the hints the contestants are given, the teapot that they have to paint is called a Utah Teapot, one of the first complex 3D computer models!
wow, that's a great easter egg!
Around 8:55 you can see what looks like a us map that was visible to the contestants as well.
@@Chris-ks4sw hahahahahaha
WHY do they not reveal these things in the studio? that’s so funny
@@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 They did do in later series. Look up the "under the table" task, if you haven't already seen it.
But it isn't? Google image search Utah teapot and you'll see that the most common rendition of the Utah teapot looks significantly different from what they're painting.
How did Hugh Dennis turning a tall African woman into a short, fat, bald man not make the cut?
Because it's supposed to be art fails
I'm surprised this didn't have the "Fat bald white man".
The fact that Victoria Coren Mitchell's painting of Greg when she was lying down and it was 6ft from her is an outrage
I have to disagree, I think Greg was completely fair with her
'A sadness to those condiment eyes' are my favourite The Beatles lyrics
"...I don't think they've heard me actually. HER MAJESTY THE CREAM"
Please explain the joke to me! I am wooshed so hard and i can not let this go.
@@nicodemusnepomuk9239 Her Majesty the Queen is the phrase
@@parryyotter I don't understand the connection to the letters ER.
@@Fucisko he's not saying her majesty the cream, he's saying er majesty the cream
Tim Key on a horse will never not be funny, before questioning how to make brown just using blue
Based on the title I instantly thought of Mark Watson and Hugh Dennis, feel like there will be a part 2 at some point...
Tim Key is such a charming man. He's one of my all time favorites on the show.
i wish hughs drawing of the woman in the caravan was here. he was the only one who saw her and he still fucked it up lmao
He managed to draw Dr. Evil somehow.
Same as Mark Watson, he was the only one who turned the light on and it was the worst painting of them all.
@@Fucisko Mark at least came third in that task, Hugh outright lost IIRC. But Mark's was arguably more of an epic fail
I chuckle every single time I hear someone call whipped cream squirty cream. 😂
In Scotland we call it skooshy cream.
Whipped cream has a slightly thicker consistency to be fair so Squirty Cream is definitely the right name.
I honestly didn’t even know it was called that over there until my brother moved over there and excitedly told me when he came home and visited and saw whipped cream in the fridge
@@Styx4473 really? I’m Scottish and didn’t know that.
Well whipped cream is when you get cream and you you whip it up so there needs to be another name for when it spec comes out of the can.
“What is this?”:: *very assertively* “red”
That Escher-esque picture of Greg is on point for this episode.
"I've run out of brown. You should've provided me with more brown. You know this. It's racist!"
Where's Mark Watson's rainbow?
Funnily enough, you could quite possibly swindle some foolish 'art enthusiast' of a few thousand dollars by labelling some of these neo-modern avant-garde abstract masterpieces.
tbh i'd buy tim keys rat king painting - i mean horse painting for 30 usd, it looks pretty good imo
My mates an art director, he was suppose to set up an exhibition for a lady showcasing her lifes art but the artwork didn't turn up in the truck on time, she felt so bad for the people coming to see her work that she rushed out and made stuff just with sticks stuck together. She felt super depressed and was in tears apparently till people started offering her tens of thousands of dollars for the 'sticks '.
From what i heard she made about $40k and didn't know what to make of it all...the work she spent her life on was in the truck seen by no one while people where offering thousands for stuff she smashed together in a weekend of desperation.
Absolutely love Roisin Conaty in everything.
I kept waiting for the horse to buck a little bit.
It was a very pleasant patient gentle horse.
I’d love to see Vic Reeves and Josie Long on Taskmaster. Both their artwork is pretty awesome.
josie would be amazing
Josie did the original two Edinburgh Fringe stage shows.
"Her Majesty the Cream" hits differently this week. It's highly unlikely that there'll be another one in my lifetime and the pun just won't work with king.
Clicked on this so early that it's only in 360p...
Flat rainbow man Mark Watson
He painted worse with sight than everyone else blind
so you're telling me the actual official name the british have for whipped cream is squirty cream???? this is not a joke?
Genuinely not a joke. And just to make it worse/better: some people call it skooshy cream
I am not British but my guess is they differentiate between squirty cream out of a can and cream that is actually whipped.
@@beth12svist absolutely, the only food you dispense in squirt form.
@@jameshopkins6841 some places have squirty “cheese”
@@capo5234 🤯🤯
As soon as they said "name 20 states", my first thought was "this is where my knowledge of Animaniacs songs comes into play"
Task idea: Make the best picture with eggs
to be fair with the us states, they largely did a better job than most americans could at naming countries that aren't the us.
Can't wait to see Liza again
Tim Key is insanely attractive to me because of his time on Taskmaster lmao 😂😂
have you seen his interviews with Bo Burnham and/or Richard Herring? absolute swoon city
I learned a new way to say whipped cream. What a good day.
I am American and would have trouble naming 20 states. Mitochondria is the powerhouse.
Next time ask Tim to draw an anteater and maybe we'll get a horse...
I hope the last 2 recent seasons will be released online soon. I miss seeing the full episodes, and we don't have cable 😥
Love this show!
I don't love that the UK calls canned/aerosol whipped cream "squirty cream."
- What is this?
- *red*
Learning that Brits call whipped cream (in a can) "squirty cream" brought joy to my day
The horse they're painting while riding...who cut its hair in the shape of a saddle lol...that's like a horse equivalent of a bowl cut.
Condiments have also never been my medium, Dave
I love Asim but why is he chewing squirty cream?
If it's social commentary, then it's not art.
I mean you do make brown with blue 😅 just add orange
Pardon? You call it “squirty cream?!!!!!”
Some do but I ain't met anyone who called it squirty cream in real life. Call it whipped cream in my house
Yea because whipped cream is when you get regular cream and whip it
interesting
Was Sara's portrait flipped? 🧐
She painted herself doing a handstand, so yes
3:20 🤣
HELLO?! JUST CHECKING IF IM BANNED
Series 12 episodes pretty please?!?! Here in the US we have no way to watch it! It’s my favorite show!! Please (puppy eyes).
I could name all of the states hehehehe
ok so everybody who might care listen up - they just banned me from commenting YT shorts cos I sayd 1 word - I was calling for more v on the streets. I mean everyone is so mellow its getting murky, if we had more v on the streets then everyone's intentions would be more apparent.
Venezuela!
It's weird to think about what they know and how random it seems to Americans
What about paint a ranbow?
I'd rather pant a rainbow
huh
"Her majesty the cream"
Wot?
they cant even name 20 US states but are laughing about the Americans....the irony.....
I hate that it’s called squirty cream beyond measure. It makes me so uncomfortable 😭😂
Edit: Correction-Ar-Kansas is worse