The Greatest Artistic Fails | Taskmaster

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  • @deepeaumm
    @deepeaumm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Mark Watson managing to paint a shitty rainbow and NOT getting first place, even with being the only one to get all the handicaps of the challenge removed, is the worst artistic showing the show has seen.

    • @CaesarTjalbo
      @CaesarTjalbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      But the people who actually saw that rainbow said "wow"

    • @JoaoPessoa86
      @JoaoPessoa86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "it's worse than what we did in the dark"

    • @bantam700
      @bantam700 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was initially really confused at the challenge of that task, thankfully Nish explained, while standing in the dark room, that he couldn't see the colors.

  • @thomasschulte5556
    @thomasschulte5556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Honestly my favorite part is Alex Horne’s deadpan commitment to refusing to acknowledge that the paints are condiments. “What’s this?” “White” “What’s THIS?” “Red” “WHAT IS THIS?” “Green”

  • @nickvaandrager4730
    @nickvaandrager4730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Tim Key was genuinely perfect for this show. His reactions always made me smile or laugh, he was such a vital part of this show taking off.

    • @tigersfan14
      @tigersfan14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He also has worked on every season of it since as a task consultant.

    • @molitovv
      @molitovv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I couldn’t agree less, one of my least favourite. Funny how that can be.

    • @tigersfan14
      @tigersfan14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@molitovv Reported.

    • @jonathanbetz1240
      @jonathanbetz1240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tigersfan14 reported for what? A different opinion?

    • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
      @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tim Key is genuinely perfect

  • @athirkell
    @athirkell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I don't think his mic was working, he said: Her Majesty the _Cream_

    • @TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour
      @TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Sorry, I think your comment got corrupted, he said: Her Majesty the Cream

    • @rosea1505
      @rosea1505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour apologies, I think your reply is broken. He said: Her Majesty the _Cream_

    • @bbear3886
      @bbear3886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@rosea1505 Pardon Me, but i think somone hacked into youtube and deleted your reply, he said: Her Majesty the Cream

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@bbear3886 Sadly, your reply was sucked into the void and disappeared. He said: "Her Majesty the *_Cream."_*

    • @slartybartfast4213
      @slartybartfast4213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@antster1983 I think google translate has made a mistake, it's supposed to be: 'Her Majesty the Cream'

  • @TheCheesyNachos
    @TheCheesyNachos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I think you guys forgot a particular rainbow drawing

  • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
    @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    will never understand why Greg calls that a mouse when it is the best painting of an anteater I've ever seen.

  • @spinal_capped
    @spinal_capped 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I’ve just noticed a detail with the task that involved naming US States!
    Along with all of the hints the contestants are given, the teapot that they have to paint is called a Utah Teapot, one of the first complex 3D computer models!

    • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
      @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      wow, that's a great easter egg!

    • @Chris-ks4sw
      @Chris-ks4sw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Around 8:55 you can see what looks like a us map that was visible to the contestants as well.

    • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
      @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Chris-ks4sw hahahahahaha
      WHY do they not reveal these things in the studio? that’s so funny

    • @hannahk1306
      @hannahk1306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 They did do in later series. Look up the "under the table" task, if you haven't already seen it.

    • @GenesisAkaG
      @GenesisAkaG ปีที่แล้ว

      But it isn't? Google image search Utah teapot and you'll see that the most common rendition of the Utah teapot looks significantly different from what they're painting.

  • @AdamRhodes536
    @AdamRhodes536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    How did Hugh Dennis turning a tall African woman into a short, fat, bald man not make the cut?

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it's supposed to be art fails

  • @GT_Walker
    @GT_Walker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I'm surprised this didn't have the "Fat bald white man".

  • @shannoncain8377
    @shannoncain8377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The fact that Victoria Coren Mitchell's painting of Greg when she was lying down and it was 6ft from her is an outrage

    • @MyNameIsNeutron
      @MyNameIsNeutron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have to disagree, I think Greg was completely fair with her

  • @JonasHamill
    @JonasHamill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    'A sadness to those condiment eyes' are my favourite The Beatles lyrics

  • @davidha4830
    @davidha4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "...I don't think they've heard me actually. HER MAJESTY THE CREAM"

    • @nicodemusnepomuk9239
      @nicodemusnepomuk9239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please explain the joke to me! I am wooshed so hard and i can not let this go.

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nicodemusnepomuk9239 Her Majesty the Queen is the phrase

    • @Fucisko
      @Fucisko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@parryyotter I don't understand the connection to the letters ER.

    • @noavink1
      @noavink1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fucisko he's not saying her majesty the cream, he's saying er majesty the cream

  • @mollieherrington8985
    @mollieherrington8985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Tim Key on a horse will never not be funny, before questioning how to make brown just using blue

  • @201081hero
    @201081hero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Based on the title I instantly thought of Mark Watson and Hugh Dennis, feel like there will be a part 2 at some point...

  • @Girl95szia
    @Girl95szia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Tim Key is such a charming man. He's one of my all time favorites on the show.

  • @JG-kk1mr
    @JG-kk1mr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i wish hughs drawing of the woman in the caravan was here. he was the only one who saw her and he still fucked it up lmao

    • @thomasreddy416
      @thomasreddy416 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He managed to draw Dr. Evil somehow.

    • @Fucisko
      @Fucisko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same as Mark Watson, he was the only one who turned the light on and it was the worst painting of them all.

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fucisko Mark at least came third in that task, Hugh outright lost IIRC. But Mark's was arguably more of an epic fail

  • @tonicox4005
    @tonicox4005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I chuckle every single time I hear someone call whipped cream squirty cream. 😂

    • @Styx4473
      @Styx4473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In Scotland we call it skooshy cream.

    • @AshleyClarkey
      @AshleyClarkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whipped cream has a slightly thicker consistency to be fair so Squirty Cream is definitely the right name.

    • @anitaroom
      @anitaroom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly didn’t even know it was called that over there until my brother moved over there and excitedly told me when he came home and visited and saw whipped cream in the fridge

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Styx4473 really? I’m Scottish and didn’t know that.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well whipped cream is when you get cream and you you whip it up so there needs to be another name for when it spec comes out of the can.

  • @TR-if1ok
    @TR-if1ok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “What is this?”:: *very assertively* “red”

  • @Abhothra
    @Abhothra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That Escher-esque picture of Greg is on point for this episode.

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I've run out of brown. You should've provided me with more brown. You know this. It's racist!"

  • @Tekar0
    @Tekar0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Where's Mark Watson's rainbow?

  • @panicatthegasstation
    @panicatthegasstation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Funnily enough, you could quite possibly swindle some foolish 'art enthusiast' of a few thousand dollars by labelling some of these neo-modern avant-garde abstract masterpieces.

    • @psychs6720
      @psychs6720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tbh i'd buy tim keys rat king painting - i mean horse painting for 30 usd, it looks pretty good imo

    • @matty101yttam
      @matty101yttam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My mates an art director, he was suppose to set up an exhibition for a lady showcasing her lifes art but the artwork didn't turn up in the truck on time, she felt so bad for the people coming to see her work that she rushed out and made stuff just with sticks stuck together. She felt super depressed and was in tears apparently till people started offering her tens of thousands of dollars for the 'sticks '.
      From what i heard she made about $40k and didn't know what to make of it all...the work she spent her life on was in the truck seen by no one while people where offering thousands for stuff she smashed together in a weekend of desperation.

  • @FishFreddy
    @FishFreddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Absolutely love Roisin Conaty in everything.

  • @sunnyscott4876
    @sunnyscott4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I kept waiting for the horse to buck a little bit.
    It was a very pleasant patient gentle horse.

  • @LeornianCyng
    @LeornianCyng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’d love to see Vic Reeves and Josie Long on Taskmaster. Both their artwork is pretty awesome.

    • @JG-kk1mr
      @JG-kk1mr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      josie would be amazing

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josie did the original two Edinburgh Fringe stage shows.

  • @hannahk1306
    @hannahk1306 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Her Majesty the Cream" hits differently this week. It's highly unlikely that there'll be another one in my lifetime and the pun just won't work with king.

  • @saoirsedeltufo7436
    @saoirsedeltufo7436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Clicked on this so early that it's only in 360p...

  • @lazthegreat10
    @lazthegreat10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Flat rainbow man Mark Watson
    He painted worse with sight than everyone else blind

  • @ChocolatTherapy
    @ChocolatTherapy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    so you're telling me the actual official name the british have for whipped cream is squirty cream???? this is not a joke?

    • @eilidh5596
      @eilidh5596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Genuinely not a joke. And just to make it worse/better: some people call it skooshy cream

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I am not British but my guess is they differentiate between squirty cream out of a can and cream that is actually whipped.

    • @jameshopkins6841
      @jameshopkins6841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@beth12svist absolutely, the only food you dispense in squirt form.

    • @capo5234
      @capo5234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jameshopkins6841 some places have squirty “cheese”

    • @ChocolatTherapy
      @ChocolatTherapy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@capo5234 🤯🤯

  • @wildste
    @wildste 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As soon as they said "name 20 states", my first thought was "this is where my knowledge of Animaniacs songs comes into play"

  • @connormcnear348
    @connormcnear348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Task idea: Make the best picture with eggs

  • @tdarkhorse4
    @tdarkhorse4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    to be fair with the us states, they largely did a better job than most americans could at naming countries that aren't the us.

  • @XDAliyaXD
    @XDAliyaXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can't wait to see Liza again

  • @kittycattt93
    @kittycattt93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Tim Key is insanely attractive to me because of his time on Taskmaster lmao 😂😂

  • @kadyjeremy
    @kadyjeremy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I learned a new way to say whipped cream. What a good day.

    • @kadyjeremy
      @kadyjeremy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am American and would have trouble naming 20 states. Mitochondria is the powerhouse.

  • @KathleenFeliciano
    @KathleenFeliciano ปีที่แล้ว

    Next time ask Tim to draw an anteater and maybe we'll get a horse...

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hope the last 2 recent seasons will be released online soon. I miss seeing the full episodes, and we don't have cable 😥
    Love this show!

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I don't love that the UK calls canned/aerosol whipped cream "squirty cream."

  • @perkunasmiskinis6839
    @perkunasmiskinis6839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    - What is this?
    - *red*

  • @Moggetslittlesister
    @Moggetslittlesister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Learning that Brits call whipped cream (in a can) "squirty cream" brought joy to my day

  • @matty101yttam
    @matty101yttam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The horse they're painting while riding...who cut its hair in the shape of a saddle lol...that's like a horse equivalent of a bowl cut.

  • @simonklein6588
    @simonklein6588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Condiments have also never been my medium, Dave

  • @bendaniel2271
    @bendaniel2271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Asim but why is he chewing squirty cream?

  • @DeeperWithDiego
    @DeeperWithDiego ปีที่แล้ว

    If it's social commentary, then it's not art.

  • @CrystalSkyDrops175
    @CrystalSkyDrops175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I mean you do make brown with blue 😅 just add orange

  • @briezzy365
    @briezzy365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pardon? You call it “squirty cream?!!!!!”

    • @alayakow
      @alayakow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some do but I ain't met anyone who called it squirty cream in real life. Call it whipped cream in my house

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea because whipped cream is when you get regular cream and whip it

  • @damondanerd
    @damondanerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    interesting

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was Sara's portrait flipped? 🧐

    • @jesse1941
      @jesse1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She painted herself doing a handstand, so yes

  • @ilonabakes7290
    @ilonabakes7290 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:20 🤣

  • @egorleontev9970
    @egorleontev9970 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    HELLO?! JUST CHECKING IF IM BANNED

  • @hat_dancin
    @hat_dancin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Series 12 episodes pretty please?!?! Here in the US we have no way to watch it! It’s my favorite show!! Please (puppy eyes).

  • @sharkygirl8264
    @sharkygirl8264 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could name all of the states hehehehe

  • @egorleontev9970
    @egorleontev9970 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ok so everybody who might care listen up - they just banned me from commenting YT shorts cos I sayd 1 word - I was calling for more v on the streets. I mean everyone is so mellow its getting murky, if we had more v on the streets then everyone's intentions would be more apparent.

  • @2067792332977602
    @2067792332977602 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Venezuela!

  • @sacripudding4586
    @sacripudding4586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's weird to think about what they know and how random it seems to Americans

  • @Saixah
    @Saixah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about paint a ranbow?

  • @egorleontev9970
    @egorleontev9970 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    huh

  • @qutuz9495
    @qutuz9495 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Her majesty the cream"
    Wot?

  • @MakeSomeNoisePlaylists
    @MakeSomeNoisePlaylists 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    they cant even name 20 US states but are laughing about the Americans....the irony.....

  • @parryyotter
    @parryyotter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate that it’s called squirty cream beyond measure. It makes me so uncomfortable 😭😂
    Edit: Correction-Ar-Kansas is worse