We're taking a quick look at Tammi Duvall and Alabaster Jones, two one-off characters many find hard to forget. You, yes you, can support us on Patreon: / squirreltactics
it's a good thing Bobby is AWOL for most of this episode because imagine the path he'd think he'd want to take after seeing a man like Alabaster paurading proudly around in a cape XD
True story, my driving instructor told us about how he regularly taught students what happens at speed traps by forcing them to pull over in certain areas while bumper hugging jackoffs roared past them, usually in school zones where cops love to chill. Now if Hank had done that instead, that would’ve been EPIC 😂😂😂
Tammy made Hank and Peggy happier than most side characters in the whole show! I wish she could've been a recurring character from time to time, but I understand. She's a busy woman, and a hard worker. Not even joking, I may *NOT* want (Correction lol) that life for my loved ones.. but I can respect and understand it. That's good money!
"-but I can respect and understand it." Because you have no self-respect or principles, maybe. Other people see what Tammi does as rightfully dangerous, exploitative, and unsanitary. (AIDS/HIV doesn't appear on a blood test for months after contraction, and doesn't show symptoms during that time either, but is still highly infectious)
It's highly likely Tammy just ran away from Oklahoma City, and Alabaster tracked her down because he wanted to get his, "property," back and also make an example of her to the rest of his stable.
Hank was amazing in this episode. Him being naive about Tammi, the "BWAAHHH" when he realized what was going on when Alabaster fills him in, the red light and then him acting like a pimp.
As a long time KOTH fan this is honestly such a wholesome episode. I know Peggy has an ego the size of her state but it was nice seeing her genuinely tryna help this character out of the goodness of her heart. EDIT:DALE FLICKED HIS CIGARETTE TO ACKNOWLEDGE HANKS PIMP HAT IF THAT AIN’T THE MOST PIMP SHI-….
its funny, the people who genuinely compliment her seem to be the people who get the best side of Peggy. Just a little validation quells so much of her monster insecurity
Just goes to show that Hank is basically perfect for such a job in every aspect except morally, he's got a real good backup career if propane goes under to the force of fuel evil.
I never read Jurassic Park so I bursted out laughing when you casually said a dinosaur gets killed with a rocket launcher. Alabaster has an epic pinky nail for sniffing coke..
Tammi was right when she said that if Hank was a pimp, He'd be the nicest pimp that ever lived. Because he'd be pimping in his own way. And to think the main reason people assumed that Hank was a pimp was because he wore a literal pimp hat and he was always driving Cotton's Cadillac car, Because apparently they think that only a pimp could afford a fancy looking Cadillac.
I remember watching this episode and 90% of it went over my head, sheltered child I was, but I distinctly recall thinking that hat would look better on Boomhauer.
I told you I'd rewatch and I'm not even washing dishes yet. This is a great episode accompanied by an incredible breakdown and review. Good on you squirrel tactics. Keep it up.
Side note: I found this episode to have some of the best scene transition music in the entire series. The funky version of the outro was the icing on this cake of an episode!
Agree this is one of the episodes you could show a complete noob to the show- and they’d understand the entire concept and Humor style by the end without any major plot changes. Great one off- I’d happily take more Tammy even in the new series.
Ah yes, trying to use traffic laws to ditch a criminal, great plan! Also, I read somewhere that that giant pinky nail has something to do with snorting cocaine powder.
@@rogueprince1341 that show was the king of introducing new characters we never seen again. “WOW, Jessie’s step brother isn’t a bad guy after all. I can’t wait to see how he fits in to Zack’s shenanigans.” “This homeless girl that moved in with Zack might be a great love interest.” Wait, they don’t show up again.
@TheTylerwhite oh yeah. I forgot all about the homeless chick and her dad. I was always sad that Leah Remini was only on the show for that one season as Stacy. I had such a crush on her as a kid.
Thanks for the re-upload man. This is a really well done video and again, I would have liked to have seen what happened with Tammy after this episode. I hope you’re doing well and will have a great day and a great Christmas weekend. Take care!
Tammi really did have a good soul. Yes, she played them just to win them over, but she truly did care for Hank's family. The bond between Peggy and Tammi was honestly nice to see, since Peggy doesnt have many genuine moments with friends. But I can tell Tammi is a good person.
Just here to let you know that I saw the pre-re-upload video, and appreciate that. TH-cam copyright in my opinion is not great to content creators like the wonderful Squirrel Tactics 🐿️
Gotta say, Squirrel, I've been homeless lately and when I go to the local library to use their wifi, I have recently been gravitating towards practically all of your videos. I appreciate the unique brand of content you put out, homie.
By far, one of my favorite episodes of the whole series; maybe even in my top ten. Tammi is such a sweet person; and Alabaster's interactions with Hank is comedy gold.
This was a Good Video the first time I watched it. it's good the second time around too. I absolutely Love that Hank Announced that he was irritated about Her Taking the Ham and then Whispered that He meant to give it to Ladybird. This Show has so many good little Moments in it.
This was seriously one of the WILDEST episodes of the series because....Hank canonically became a pimp. Hank....BECAME A PIMP. How many of us can go through out lives and say that for about a week in our lives....we became PIMPS? And I actually like Tammy. She's not the brightests but the fact she wanted to get out of that life to actually do something she felt wasnt' dehumanizing shows a lot for her to recognize the dark place she was in and having a desire to escape from it. I also want to say looking back I really appriciate how King of the Hill would just bring in random people and storylines from surrounding Western and Southern states. When every other show takes place on the coasts and inner states are just flaming stereotypes of nothing, KotH was actually really refreshing to just go outside that and show these places as normal while still showing the state rivaliers that can happen. I also love how they got SNOOP DOGG to play the most nerdy looking but ironically threatening White pimp ever. Hank could easily take Alabaster out with ONE FINGER but the way Alabasters shows 0 fear towards him when he arrivs and Hank's freak out was just icing on this HILARIOUS cake. For FYI, the pinkie nail....that's a coke nail. Aka extra long nail to scoop/divide for a lil.....ya know.
Sphere and Eaters of the Dead.... Those should be the second and third books anyone reads from MC. First should be Jurassic Park, obviously. Congo's good and all, but Sphere is just awesome and Eaters is short but pure entertainment. For someone who has never finished a book I'd say Eaters because again, it's short and extremely entertaining.
I don't know why but for some reason I can't help but wonder what an episode between Tammy and Bill would be like. Tammy seems to like big men who are willing to act chivalrous and seems good at making over people. Bill has been shown that he can glow up when properly motivated. She'd be pretty decent candidate for bringing "the billdozer back Tammy would be a decent bet. Plus I'd pay good money to see an encounter between her and Lenore.
I'm watching "Hank's Dirty Laundry" right now. I have a theory that maybe Bill was renting the videos in Hank's name. He does have a pretty big collection. The only problem is the fact the film was rented before it was released. Unless the Beast is real and is after Hank. He wasn't ever harassed until he found out about the rental.
That episode truly bothers me. There were performers in those movies under 18 apparently. It’s just confusing. I do love the part were they get a new dryer. Also, Peggy is hilarious. Then the pen scene.
Squirrel Tactics I think you missed the joke. While Tammy cannot pronounce Michael Crichton's name correctly, that is to be expected of the character. The true joke is Peggy agreeing with her, indicating that she too doesn't know to pronounce it correctly. So double cringe. Great video breakdowns, keep up the good work.
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"He's a pimp voiced by Snoop Dogg who acts like a pimp voiced by Snoop Dogg."
That is the most accurate summary of any character I have ever heard.
I love how Alabaster is on platform shoes and Hank still towers over him
Kay Williams sized lol
Katt William's
I love how Tammy actually thought Alabaster would be a challenge to Hank. Hank would have beat his ass into the ground
@@jaeboogie2786 That little guy who got choked out by an 8th grader?
Hank is the Mac Daddy of Heimlich County!!!!! What do you expect?
"I am the mack daddy of Heimlich County" is the greatest line Hank ever uttered and you can't convince me otherwise.
Facts!!!
Its definitely in the top 3
I have stolen this line more times than any other in pop culture.
it's a good thing Bobby is AWOL for most of this episode because imagine the path he'd think he'd want to take after seeing a man like Alabaster paurading proudly around in a cape XD
"This wallflower is wilting" 😂
he wanted to wear a cape when he imagined himself as a coach as an adult, so totally
Right? He'd probably have managed to annoy Alabaster hard with incessant questions lol.
it kills me that hank thought alabaster was going to stop in the red light 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
True story, my driving instructor told us about how he regularly taught students what happens at speed traps by forcing them to pull over in certain areas while bumper hugging jackoffs roared past them, usually in school zones where cops love to chill. Now if Hank had done that instead, that would’ve been EPIC 😂😂😂
I feel like it's worth mentioning Tammi lives up to Arlen's original name.
Hey you're right!
Hank should be proud she'd continuing the traditions of old. Lmao.
"NOT THOSE ONES"
Oh I never connected those two episodes before. Good point.
Hank is so Pimp. Him saying "No offense but he's from Oklahoma!" cements his reign! That and him pimpin' out trick Propane!
Alabaster Jones walked so A Pimp named Slickback could run.
It’s like a Tribe Called Quest, you have to say the whole thang!
...-Can't I just call you Slickback for short?
Okay, Mr. Slickback.
*could ruuuuuun, bitch, run!
@@kent5627 facts....😂
Not gonna lie, this is one of King of the Hill's finest episodes.
The pinky nail being that long usually means it's a coke nail, so nice detail on the design.
Right
my favorite part was when Hank really thought a veteran criminal would obey traffic laws 😂😂😂
Tammy made Hank and Peggy happier than most side characters in the whole show! I wish she could've been a recurring character from time to time, but I understand.
She's a busy woman, and a hard worker. Not even joking, I may *NOT* want (Correction lol) that life for my loved ones.. but I can respect and understand it. That's good money!
"-but I can respect and understand it."
Because you have no self-respect or principles, maybe.
Other people see what Tammi does as rightfully dangerous, exploitative, and unsanitary.
(AIDS/HIV doesn't appear on a blood test for months after contraction, and doesn't show symptoms during that time either, but is still highly infectious)
It's highly likely Tammy just ran away from Oklahoma City, and Alabaster tracked her down because he wanted to get his, "property," back and also make an example of her to the rest of his stable.
One of my favourite episodes. Tammi is such a sweetheart and alabaster is comedy gold
“That’s one hell of a pinky nail.”
It’s for cocaine ))
Hank was amazing in this episode. Him being naive about Tammi, the "BWAAHHH" when he realized what was going on when Alabaster fills him in, the red light and then him acting like a pimp.
Gonna watch this fully again because it’s so iconic
As a long time KOTH fan this is honestly such a wholesome episode. I know Peggy has an ego the size of her state but it was nice seeing her genuinely tryna help this character out of the goodness of her heart.
EDIT:DALE FLICKED HIS CIGARETTE TO ACKNOWLEDGE HANKS PIMP HAT IF THAT AIN’T THE MOST PIMP SHI-….
Peggy has an Ego the size of her Shoes.
its funny, the people who genuinely compliment her seem to be the people who get the best side of Peggy.
Just a little validation quells so much of her monster insecurity
I find Tammi hard to forget, but admittedly that's because I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid lol
I can understand
The funny this is that EVERYBODY thinks he's a pimp, even Alabaster... a real pimp! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just goes to show that Hank is basically perfect for such a job in every aspect except morally, he's got a real good backup career if propane goes under to the force of fuel evil.
He ran a red light you can’t do that
Video so good we had to see it again.
HO YEAH!
Zellweger did the best guest voice for the show. She does voice acting as well or better than any of the others.
I also enjoyed Johnny Depp, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Kathleen Turner!❤ Snoop Dogg was AWESOME!!!!
Lines that live rent free in my head is Hank yelling "ALABASTOR!" in the car
Totally!
Total mandala effect moment, I swear there's a cut line where hank tells alabaster not to say the word, "bitch"
Nope , I have the dvds I bought like 12-13 years ago . That never existed.
@@jamesstewart3771 The mandala effect is specifically you misremembering the past
You might be thinking of the boondocks where Granddad tells a pimp named slimpback not to call a woman a ho in his house
@@jplayzow it’s Mandela not Mandala, perhaps it’s part of the effect too 😅
Shout-out to the real pimps that watched the original upload and still watched this 🎉🎉🎉 let's go 1mil subs
I never read Jurassic Park so I bursted out laughing when you casually said a dinosaur gets killed with a rocket launcher. Alabaster has an epic pinky nail for sniffing coke..
Tammi was right when she said that if Hank was a pimp, He'd be the nicest pimp that ever lived. Because he'd be pimping in his own way.
And to think the main reason people assumed that Hank was a pimp was because he wore a literal pimp hat and he was always driving Cotton's Cadillac car, Because apparently they think that only a pimp could afford a fancy looking Cadillac.
Only a pimp or collector would still be driving a late 70's Deville. The feather hat narrows it down. Process of elimination.
Alabaster was seemingly a very profitable pimp. He was driving a Rolls Royce of some kind based on the hood ornament.
I mean the guy he was threatening to beat up if he wouldn't pay Tammy had pretty good reason to think he was a pimp
Not as nice of a pimp as Butter's from South Park.
Merry hillmas everyone. Hope your tree is filled with propane and propane accessories
Thanks, and you too. But my tree has nothing but pocket sand under it.
@@-James-A guess you celebrate SHISHA-hanakuan
@@ivanbluecool what a Gribble of a response! Hahahaha
I remember watching this episode and 90% of it went over my head, sheltered child I was, but I distinctly recall thinking that hat would look better on Boomhauer.
I told you I'd rewatch and I'm not even washing dishes yet. This is a great episode accompanied by an incredible breakdown and review. Good on you squirrel tactics. Keep it up.
Your a man of your word! I hope you get the amazing holiday and new Year you deserve!!!! 🎉
I loved how even the guys started thinking Hank was a pimp.
Side note: I found this episode to have some of the best scene transition music in the entire series. The funky version of the outro was the icing on this cake of an episode!
Hank having all of the money Tammi gave him in a fat roll ready to go tells me that at some point, he was probably gonna give it all back to her.
That line about "Pimping sweet lady Propane" makes me laugh when I remember the episode "Sug Night"
You, Reviewed to Death, and Shady Doorags are doing KOTH right, I tell you whut. Keep it up!
Best KotH episode ever IMO and the one I always show to people unfamiliar with the show.
Agree this is one of the episodes you could show a complete noob to the show- and they’d understand the entire concept and Humor style by the end without any major plot changes. Great one off- I’d happily take more Tammy even in the new series.
Pimp Hank is such a wild concept bro.
Technically a new video, so I gotta watch
Ah yes, trying to use traffic laws to ditch a criminal, great plan!
Also, I read somewhere that that giant pinky nail has something to do with snorting cocaine powder.
When Lane Pratley raises his eyebrow.. 👌🏼💛
I hate how they introduce characters, and we never see them again
Then you must hate Saved by the Bell.
@TheTylerwhite as an adult, yes I'd do, but as a kid, I loved that show. I watched it every Saturday.
@@rogueprince1341 that show was the king of introducing new characters we never seen again.
“WOW, Jessie’s step brother isn’t a bad guy after all. I can’t wait to see how he fits in to Zack’s shenanigans.”
“This homeless girl that moved in with Zack might be a great love interest.”
Wait, they don’t show up again.
@TheTylerwhite oh yeah. I forgot all about the homeless chick and her dad. I was always sad that Leah Remini was only on the show for that one season as Stacy. I had such a crush on her as a kid.
Drink alcohol beverage every time Squirrel Tactics TH-camr says "Cadillac car"
Yeah I remember beepers. I also remember The Beeper King from Hey Arnold
Thanks for the re-upload man. This is a really well done video and again, I would have liked to have seen what happened with Tammy after this episode. I hope you’re doing well and will have a great day and a great Christmas weekend. Take care!
16:38 That my friend is a coke nail. Kind of a crazy detail for KOTH to include
Tammi was such a good person ^^;
really unique, considering her position.
I wouldn’t have introduced someone who hadn’t finished a big that thick as Jurassic Park
Hank getting all blushy over Peggy in her new outfit is kinda cute. That man is so freaking loyal and in love with her.
Tammi really did have a good soul. Yes, she played them just to win them over, but she truly did care for Hank's family. The bond between Peggy and Tammi was honestly nice to see, since Peggy doesnt have many genuine moments with friends.
But I can tell Tammi is a good person.
Congo didn't have lasers either. That was only in the movie.
Neither Tammy nor Peggy read the book.
This episode had the best post credits line ever! "Alabaster!"
Again Peggy should have kept this look
Just here to let you know that I saw the pre-re-upload video, and appreciate that.
TH-cam copyright in my opinion is not great to content creators like the wonderful Squirrel Tactics 🐿️
Gotta say, Squirrel, I've been homeless lately and when I go to the local library to use their wifi, I have recently been gravitating towards practically all of your videos. I appreciate the unique brand of content you put out, homie.
I'm glad the videos can help make this time in your life a little better, and I hope things turn around for you soon.
Is it bad that this is one of my favorite episodes and i genuinely love Tammie's character?
rewatching because i love this episode so much lmao i loved tammy
Alabaster may have been from OKC, but the Mack Daddy of Heimlich County aint scared of a lil thunder
Alabaster Jones the main mcdaddy of Oklahoma Citaay
Dag Hank tried to hank em and it wasn’t hanking when alabaster ran that red light on his propane accessories
Alabaster vs. A Pimp Named Slickback. Who wins?
The world would end 😂
Make it a 3 man throwdown by adding PepperJack from Always Sunny.
No love for butters, do you know what I am saying?
@@janette2691 😂😂😂😂
By far, one of my favorite episodes of the whole series; maybe even in my top ten.
Tammi is such a sweet person; and Alabaster's interactions with Hank is comedy gold.
For the uninitiated, Alabaster's car is in reference to the film The Mack driven by the main character "Goldy".
I actually never saw that Married with Children reference until you pointed it out lol
This was a Good Video the first time I watched it. it's good the second time around too. I absolutely Love that Hank Announced that he was irritated about Her Taking the Ham and then Whispered that He meant to give it to Ladybird.
This Show has so many good little Moments in it.
I wanted to rewatch this episode anyway, thanks squirrey boy
I am surprised Boomhauer didn’t try to hook up with Tammy in this episode or even talk to her.
Who was the better pimp, Hank or Butters?
Do you know what I am say-ing
@@LolCow.Complilations Yes, I hear what you are saying
Butters is my favorite fictional pimp.
Butters
This is my favorite episode I have a 3 foot epoxy coated cutout painting of hank pushin the caddy in his pimp hat😂
Cotton once again showing that he’s the most worldly character on the show. Like being able to tell Kahn was Lao.
12:12 One of the funniest “BWAH’s” in the entire show!
Hank bring me back a Redhead!! Bill is my hero!
9:49 notice how Hank doesn’t let the guy go until he’s fully aware of what the problem is? Smart man
16:39 that’s a coke nail
Grandpa Joe from the original Charlie and the chocolate factory also had one!
I wish Tammy had become a long term family friend of the Hills.
So nice you watch it twice
Hank is himbo
this vid is the bomb, totally rad
Always watch re-uploads support your favorite youtubers.
I don't usually "watch" them but I do let them play again while I do something else so that my view gets added back to the new view-count.
That makes sense.
A pimps love is different from that of a square!
This was seriously one of the WILDEST episodes of the series because....Hank canonically became a pimp.
Hank....BECAME A PIMP.
How many of us can go through out lives and say that for about a week in our lives....we became PIMPS?
And I actually like Tammy. She's not the brightests but the fact she wanted to get out of that life to actually do something she felt wasnt' dehumanizing shows a lot for her to recognize the dark place she was in and having a desire to escape from it.
I also want to say looking back I really appriciate how King of the Hill would just bring in random people and storylines from surrounding Western and Southern states. When every other show takes place on the coasts and inner states are just flaming stereotypes of nothing, KotH was actually really refreshing to just go outside that and show these places as normal while still showing the state rivaliers that can happen.
I also love how they got SNOOP DOGG to play the most nerdy looking but ironically threatening White pimp ever. Hank could easily take Alabaster out with ONE FINGER but the way Alabasters shows 0 fear towards him when he arrivs and Hank's freak out was just icing on this HILARIOUS cake.
For FYI, the pinkie nail....that's a coke nail. Aka extra long nail to scoop/divide for a lil.....ya know.
Sphere and Eaters of the Dead.... Those should be the second and third books anyone reads from MC. First should be Jurassic Park, obviously. Congo's good and all, but Sphere is just awesome and Eaters is short but pure entertainment. For someone who has never finished a book I'd say Eaters because again, it's short and extremely entertaining.
Eaters is my favorite of his books.
I love this episode.
Hanks reaction is funny as hell
I don't know why but for some reason I can't help but wonder what an episode between Tammy and Bill would be like.
Tammy seems to like big men who are willing to act chivalrous and seems good at making over people. Bill has been shown that he can glow up when properly motivated. She'd be pretty decent candidate for bringing "the billdozer back Tammy would be a decent bet. Plus I'd pay good money to see an encounter between her and Lenore.
Huh... I could have sworn she was a background character in a couple of episodes like the driver education teacher voiced by Chris Rock
That pinky nail was a coke nail. LoLz😂
"Alabaster!"
I'm watching "Hank's Dirty Laundry" right now. I have a theory that maybe Bill was renting the videos in Hank's name. He does have a pretty big collection. The only problem is the fact the film was rented before it was released. Unless the Beast is real and is after Hank. He wasn't ever harassed until he found out about the rental.
That episode truly bothers me. There were performers in those movies under 18 apparently. It’s just confusing. I do love the part were they get a new dryer. Also, Peggy is hilarious. Then the pen scene.
@@Skyesbeautifuldream she celebrated her 18th birthday with a new movie. Priceless.
Oh damn. I’ll watch this again to help you out
Definitely thought Katey Sagal voiced tammi lmao wow relistening how did i not see it
That last line got me
Sister had a friend who was a stripper. She used the money for school to become an RN.
As they put it in The Goods, strippers always come in threes: College student, single mom, cokehead.
@squirreltactics knew only 2. And it wasn't the crackhead one, luckily
9:10 It really isn’t often you hear Hank be flustered, but in a good way. Man loves his wife that’s for damn sure
*they shoot a dinosaur with a rocket launcher?! Why wasn't THAT in the movie?!*
Damn the video got clapped that fast? Glad I caught the first upload
18:44 ahahah, this had me rolling
Congo was easily my favorite Crichton book
The best deja vu ever.
I forgot about the interaction between Cotton and Tammi. That might be in the top 3 Cotton moments in the series. 😂
Squirrel Tactics I think you missed the joke. While Tammy cannot pronounce Michael Crichton's name correctly, that is to be expected of the character. The true joke is Peggy agreeing with her, indicating that she too doesn't know to pronounce it correctly. So double cringe. Great video breakdowns, keep up the good work.
Alabaster!!