I always took the "why is the pope holding that gun" line as hank falling for the disguise and the sound he makes afterwards is self directed frustration.
@@LiShuBenClearly observational skills aren't genetic as Cotton can identify Kahns nationality just by sight, Gary's religion just from hearing his name and that he was talking to Jimmy Carter after hearing him say a few words through a door
@@TheOneManWhoBeatYou considering he served in WWII I think it makes sense he'd know a German Jewish name upon hearing it, seeing Khan and staring him down for a second or two before saying "He's Laotian" is some hella impressive skill though. Not saying Asians all look alike - if you haven't been around it, some look similar enough if just at a glance... but put say, a Filipino and a Laotian next to each other, they're OBVIOUSLY different. lol My theory is Cotton knows it from watching all the WWII content he could find on TV, VHS, etc. He has studied it in a roundabout way. Haha.
Not gonna lie; this sounds like it would have been an AMAZING Adult Swim show; just 22 minutes and episode of campy, edgy mercenary Spanish priest, played completely straight. Modern entertainment could really use something like Monsignor Martinez
I forgot how I found it or what the name was (i believe monsieur Martinez possibly) but there was a pilot episode, live action version that was supposed to be a spin off. You could probably find it on Google. There's only one episode though, it obviously wasn't successful or whatnot
The hooded cassock, the high alcohol percentage of that sacramental wine, and a really long and not-so-rigid fiddleback chasuble? Either you're saying this for clout or you haven't been to church in a while...
@@pancratius602 you can't find Jesus at church because he's with me at the soup kitchens, at the women's shelter, at the animal care center, at the correctional facility, he's nursing the sick and healing the Ill but you will never find Jesus at church.
Any time Monsignor Martinez (never knew the name growing up) would show up on screen when I was watching King of the Hill episodes, I always got excited because I always thought "man, that seems like an awesome show within the show. I wonder what this would be like as a real thing."
I love whenever Monsignor Martinez is on TV in the King of the Hill universe. One of my favorite instances is when Lupe is at the Hill’s home and she and Hank are watching the show on TV and Hank asks Lupe, “Is this show accurate?” That line always kills me no matter what. It’s also interesting how they made a live action pilot for a spin-off, before it was scrapped due to Fox not wanting to have a priest going around shooting people, which is understandable. The episode that showcases the actor was truly well done. Thank for the video man, keep up the great work! Vaya Con Dios.
Wait, he's a mercenary? I always thought he was an undercover cop based on what Hank says while watching the show. "How can such a good cop be such a bad priest?"
Most showers in Mexico don't have or use shower curtains. Most of the time the shower drain is in the center of the bathroom with that in mind. You don't really mind it until someone else showers and you gotta use the bathroom. Sitting on a cold toilet seat covered in water is... something else...
McBane is a film series (or maybe just one movie) to parody Schwarzenegger and buddy cop films. Monsignor Martinez is a weekly show with largely random plots akin to MacGyver or The 6 Million Dollar Man. It makes sense that McBane would have one cohesive story formula while Martinez would just look like a bunch of random action climaxes.
That and I think the joke with McBane is that all the buddy cop action movies are pretty much the same, you've seen one you've seen them all, and that's why all the McBane clips look like the one movie.
I’ve been thinking exactly the same thing; propane is very good at being a refrigerant, and I would love to blow Hank’s mind with the revelation that propane can do so much more than just grill burgers.
Peggy is a common nickname for Margaret....I will never understand that one. One of my favorite Hank Hill phrases is at 6:00 , leave it to Hank to make Hell more efficient. Edit: Monseigneur Martinez would have probably been a hit in Central and South America as was "God, The Devil, & Bob" and that one cartoon about the Pope being a spoiled weirdo even though both shows were clearly blasphemous to catholicism.
Hank and Peggy meet a lot of famous people and I'm sure Luanne loved her small wedding had celebrities at it. Hank and even some extent peggy keeps on being a great parent compared to the grandparents and other parents
Fandom is too hard on Peggy. As a wacky sidekick to Hank she is actually a wonderful mom. Just compare her to cartoon sitcom dads (Homer, Peter, Rick) to see how well she usually treats Bobby. The fandom is way too hard on her.
"Is this accurate" always gets me Hank you've been to Mexico numerous times and know some Spanish, at least as much as Peggy (which isn't saying much).
He's been to Mexico at least 3 times, it's not like he goes all the time. I've visited Nashville over 15 times for over a week at a time. I couldn't say with any authority about the accuracy of a show that takes place there
@@punklover99 also in the sense that he's making small talk with a random kidnapped Mexican child about the accuracy of a clearly fictitious show. It's funny.
@@jordanwiley4582 we don't have the context of what he means by accuracy. Mexico in general? Catholicism? Mexico is not a great country, so i wouldn't be surprised if there's a mercenary priest. Yes I'm Mexican and saying this
Is it just me or is monsigmor martinez mexican hank hill. His mannerism in his speech and how he talks sounds like if Hank tried to go undercover as a mexican man. Even his cocky giggle when he laughed at peggy when she thought he was coming on to her.
I could maybe see a spin-off working. There's an anime about vampires, but it takes place in the Vatican. The main character is a vampire, kind of, and a priest and another priest is a cyborg, or maybe a robot. The pope is like 12 with his brother and sister as his cardinals? and they basically make the decisions. There's another anime where Jesus and Buddha are basically roommates and get up the wacky hijinks. I've heard it's pretty popular with religious people since it shows Jesus as a super nice and kind person and overall being cool. The Christmas episode sounds neat.
here in peru a lot of showers do not have curtains and the tubs are very low. the kind of shower he is using is a free standing shower which is a very popular kind of shower in most latin american countries. this is because not only is the design more modern but they are seen as more hygenic than bath tubs because of the poor water quality. they also take up less space. the reason as to why he doesnt use a curtian is most likely because of blowing and the fact that curtians can trap bacteria. thats also why there is a step near the bath mat. this step prevents water from splashing on to the mat and getting it soaked. also a shower door would not be a good alternative due to a lot of latin american countries being hot spots for earthquakes.
I'll say this about the clapping: Mexico has a classist past and often rich people will hire help, typically from indigenous backgrounds. Things are changing for the better, but much like Japan, its one of those things that's hard to shake.
i love that your channel showed up in my feed. koth was my favorite as a kid even when all my friends didnt like it and prefered Simpsons or family guy. so glad i found a channel that talks about the characters deep like this lol
The clapping thing I’m 99.9% sure is a reference to the scene in the Sound of Music where Captain Von Trapp has his household and children line up in a similar manner with a whistle. The episode is a parody of the musical.
Fox missed a huge opportunity by not greenlighting that spinoff. Makes you wonder what society would have been like if we had Monsignor Martinez in our lives.
Idk but Mexico, but some countries don't have shower curtains, but just let the shower water spray everywhere. Everything in the shower room is (should be) water proof.
I remember vacationing in mexico 20 years ago when my grandmother was still alive and her shower had no shower curtains and was thrown off by it because it looked in good condition
When I was a kid I looked forward to watching this show as much as I did King of the Hill. In my teenage years I learned to love King of the Hill but as a little kid it was always just that "cartoon that came on Fox that mamaw would actually let me watch after The Simpsons went off" And I didn't have a great appreciation for the humor but I sure did love those moments when I got to watch an action about a priest lol when me and my friends would have pretend gun fights after I killed one of them I would always say vaya con dios in a super serious voice 😂
I always took the "why is the pope holding that gun" line as hank falling for the disguise and the sound he makes afterwards is self directed frustration.
100%. "Put that old lady back on the phone, maybe she can talk some sense into you!" - I honestly think Hank has Asperger's lol
@ultralance he also didn't recognize Dale in a fake beard at the bank that one time Jack messed up his hair cut. I guess this is a trend 😄
@@LiShuBenClearly observational skills aren't genetic as Cotton can identify Kahns nationality just by sight, Gary's religion just from hearing his name and that he was talking to Jimmy Carter after hearing him say a few words through a door
@@ultralance get that penguin back here!
@@TheOneManWhoBeatYou considering he served in WWII I think it makes sense he'd know a German Jewish name upon hearing it, seeing Khan and staring him down for a second or two before saying "He's Laotian" is some hella impressive skill though.
Not saying Asians all look alike - if you haven't been around it, some look similar enough if just at a glance... but put say, a Filipino and a Laotian next to each other, they're OBVIOUSLY different. lol
My theory is Cotton knows it from watching all the WWII content he could find on TV, VHS, etc. He has studied it in a roundabout way. Haha.
Not gonna lie; this sounds like it would have been an AMAZING Adult Swim show; just 22 minutes and episode of campy, edgy mercenary Spanish priest, played completely straight.
Modern entertainment could really use something like Monsignor Martinez
I’d watch
Mexican not Spanish
LOL.....yeah it does!!!!!
I can imagine it in the same style as the machete movies
I forgot how I found it or what the name was (i believe monsieur Martinez possibly) but there was a pilot episode, live action version that was supposed to be a spin off. You could probably find it on Google. There's only one episode though, it obviously wasn't successful or whatnot
“Go with God.”
*literally opens up the gates of hell*
Faith the unholy trinity be like:
Notable fact Mike Judge was born in Ecuador and grew up in New Mexico and probably at some point in his life learned Spanish.
He's fluent in Spanish
¿Escúchame?
no wonder dale wanted to flee there during that one poll episode
¿Español? ¡Es BUNGHOLE!
Ecuador most likely. New Mexico has been pretty gringo-fied for a while now.
“That’s a clean burning Hell, I tell you what!”
That won’t look good on Hank’s resume.
That's one of my favorite Hank Hill lines ever.😄
As a Catholic that's a spot on image of every priest
LOL
Have a seat.
The hooded cassock, the high alcohol percentage of that sacramental wine, and a really long and not-so-rigid fiddleback chasuble?
Either you're saying this for clout or you haven't been to church in a while...
@@pancratius602 you can't find Jesus at church because he's with me at the soup kitchens, at the women's shelter, at the animal care center, at the correctional facility, he's nursing the sick and healing the Ill but you will never find Jesus at church.
Amen
4:44 communion wine doesnt have the alcohol content to do that flame spit move so clearly Monsigor Martinez had replaced the wine with vodka
Even regular liquor wouldn't be alcoholic enough to catch fire. It had to have been Everclear or at least Bacardi 151.
Tequila
So what you're saying, is that he borrowed vodka from the Orthodox priests...
Any time Monsignor Martinez (never knew the name growing up) would show up on screen when I was watching King of the Hill episodes, I always got excited because I always thought "man, that seems like an awesome show within the show. I wonder what this would be like as a real thing."
"That's a clean burning hell I tell u what" is epic and I wish I could quote it more often 😂
I love whenever Monsignor Martinez is on TV in the King of the Hill universe. One of my favorite instances is when Lupe is at the Hill’s home and she and Hank are watching the show on TV and Hank asks Lupe, “Is this show accurate?” That line always kills me no matter what. It’s also interesting how they made a live action pilot for a spin-off, before it was scrapped due to Fox not wanting to have a priest going around shooting people, which is understandable. The episode that showcases the actor was truly well done. Thank for the video man, keep up the great work! Vaya Con Dios.
Bro just typed the lyrics to the whole video 🤨
@@juanc6393 girl shut up
Wait, he's a mercenary? I always thought he was an undercover cop based on what Hank says while watching the show. "How can such a good cop be such a bad priest?"
When you realize "Vaya con dios" is Monsignor Martinez's "Omae wa mou shindieru"
QUE?!
A live action Monsignor Martinez show would have felt like a Steven Segal series 😂
I probably would have watched it.
Most showers in Mexico don't have or use shower curtains. Most of the time the shower drain is in the center of the bathroom with that in mind. You don't really mind it until someone else showers and you gotta use the bathroom. Sitting on a cold toilet seat covered in water is... something else...
I'm very happy that more people are giving love to King of the Hill!
Maybe Monsignor's Pope outfit was so convincing that Hank just didn't recognize him.
McBane is a film series (or maybe just one movie) to parody Schwarzenegger and buddy cop films. Monsignor Martinez is a weekly show with largely random plots akin to MacGyver or The 6 Million Dollar Man. It makes sense that McBane would have one cohesive story formula while Martinez would just look like a bunch of random action climaxes.
That and I think the joke with McBane is that all the buddy cop action movies are pretty much the same, you've seen one you've seen them all, and that's why all the McBane clips look like the one movie.
Honestly funniest thing to think about is the idea that Hank fuels hell with propane
This show has a pretty good production with good effects and dialogue
As a refrigeration technician I've always wanted to talk to hank about the intricacies of propane powered refrigerators.
I’ve been thinking exactly the same thing; propane is very good at being a refrigerant, and I would love to blow Hank’s mind with the revelation that propane can do so much more than just grill burgers.
Damn Peggy you did Bobby dirty right into the lockers lol...
Peggy is a common nickname for Margaret....I will never understand that one. One of my favorite Hank Hill phrases is at 6:00 , leave it to Hank to make Hell more efficient.
Edit: Monseigneur Martinez would have probably been a hit in Central and South America as was "God, The Devil, & Bob" and that one cartoon about the Pope being a spoiled weirdo even though both shows were clearly blasphemous to catholicism.
The Latin Americans aren't a good representation of Catholicism
It's a weird rhyming thing, another diminutive for Margaret is Meg or sometimes Meggy, and that became Peggy
i cant wait for a lane pratley video, genuinely confused on his role in the show
That sleazebag lane pratley! Also pervert and probably many other things.
I think he just exists fr. He’s just that mf and he does what he wants. It’s his world and we are lucky to get the scenes we get from him
"Eh, Lane Pratley is a horse's ass."
- Bobby
Hank and Peggy meet a lot of famous people and I'm sure Luanne loved her small wedding had celebrities at it.
Hank and even some extent peggy keeps on being a great parent compared to the grandparents and other parents
Fandom is too hard on Peggy. As a wacky sidekick to Hank she is actually a wonderful mom. Just compare her to cartoon sitcom dads (Homer, Peter, Rick) to see how well she usually treats Bobby. The fandom is way too hard on her.
"Is this accurate" always gets me
Hank you've been to Mexico numerous times and know some Spanish, at least as much as Peggy (which isn't saying much).
He's been to Mexico at least 3 times, it's not like he goes all the time. I've visited Nashville over 15 times for over a week at a time. I couldn't say with any authority about the accuracy of a show that takes place there
@@punklover99 also in the sense that he's making small talk with a random kidnapped Mexican child about the accuracy of a clearly fictitious show.
It's funny.
@@jordanwiley4582 we don't have the context of what he means by accuracy. Mexico in general? Catholicism? Mexico is not a great country, so i wouldn't be surprised if there's a mercenary priest. Yes I'm Mexican and saying this
If there was then things would be safer than it actually is. Otherwise diabetes is the only thing quelling the cartel problem
I honestly think it's hank just trying to have a conversation with the girl
Is it just me or is monsigmor martinez mexican hank hill. His mannerism in his speech and how he talks sounds like if Hank tried to go undercover as a mexican man. Even his cocky giggle when he laughed at peggy when she thought he was coming on to her.
Peggy’s line in her nightmare with Monsignor Martinez is low key hilarious. Especially, if you were raised Catholic like me.
I could maybe see a spin-off working. There's an anime about vampires, but it takes place in the Vatican. The main character is a vampire, kind of, and a priest and another priest is a cyborg, or maybe a robot. The pope is like 12 with his brother and sister as his cardinals? and they basically make the decisions. There's another anime where Jesus and Buddha are basically roommates and get up the wacky hijinks. I've heard it's pretty popular with religious people since it shows Jesus as a super nice and kind person and overall being cool. The Christmas episode sounds neat.
Pretty sure theres couple anime that has those elements already hell sing is one
11:13 always loved that somewhat subtle sunset pollution joke
I've heard a rumor that Mike Judge wanted to make this show real.
Yes it's true. Theres a pilot episode of it
That would be awesome!
I never thought he was a mercenary. I thought he worked for the Vatican and sorted out church problems.
I wish we got the real Martinez show, they filmed a pilot that was leaked online. It looked promising
If the revival does happen then monsignor Martinez will be debatably lucky to still exist in it
I can see why Peggy likes him, he laughs just like her husband.
here in peru a lot of showers do not have curtains and the tubs are very low. the kind of shower he is using is a free standing shower which is a very popular kind of shower in most latin american countries. this is because not only is the design more modern but they are seen as more hygenic than bath tubs because of the poor water quality. they also take up less space. the reason as to why he doesnt use a curtian is most likely because of blowing and the fact that curtians can trap bacteria. thats also why there is a step near the bath mat. this step prevents water from splashing on to the mat and getting it soaked. also a shower door would not be a good alternative due to a lot of latin american countries being hot spots for earthquakes.
Having the show on at a bar in Mexico doesn't mean Hank was paying any attention to it
The 'Clean Burning Hell' is still one of the best moments of the show.
I'll say this about the clapping: Mexico has a classist past and often rich people will hire help, typically from indigenous backgrounds. Things are changing for the better, but much like Japan, its one of those things that's hard to shake.
Yes! This is the one I've been waiting for! Feliz Navidad, Squirrel!
Alright now I want to go watch that pilot episode, and I hope you decide to review it.
With that being said, Vaya Con Dios Squirrel Tactics.
You 100% need to do a video covering the pilot episode
i love that your channel showed up in my feed. koth was my favorite as a kid even when all my friends didnt like it and prefered Simpsons or family guy. so glad i found a channel that talks about the characters deep like this lol
Glad you found us.
The clapping thing I’m 99.9% sure is a reference to the scene in the Sound of Music where Captain Von Trapp has his household and children line up in a similar manner with a whistle. The episode is a parody of the musical.
Getting caught up in the logistics of that shower was great!!
He visited Kidney Boy
Love the videos! Any-hoo I just watch the episode and please do a review on that live action pilot!
Same
“That’s a clean burnin hell I tell ya what” 😂😂😂
That's awesome you should definitely do a review on that pilot 👍
Thats a clean burning hell i tell you hwat 😈😈😈
James Bond has nothing on Monsignor Martinez!
You need to review the live action version NOW!
Do you think Monsignor Martinez would be good in From Dusk Till Dawn?
I would certainly watch it to find out
Thanks for mentioning McBain from The Simpsons. I really needed that laugh.😂😂😂
Monsignor Martinez sounds like Hank trying to do a Hector Reyes impression
This show. The golden pooo story and the mc Simpsons side stories were so cool to see get dropped here and there
Always look forward to another Squirrel Tactics video. Happy day.
I wonder if he can take on Golgo13?
0:48
Now that would be an interesting Death Battle
Monsignor Martinez vs McBain
Great stuff as always squirrel tactics! Thanks for providing juicy content for us to stash our nuts in this winter 🔥🔥🔥
I'd love to see a review of the live action show!
Same
I'd watch a tv show with the Monsignor Martinez character in a heart beat. He was a cool character.
Yes. PLEASE review the live action Monsignor Martinez. That would be fun. :)
Also, Happy Christmas!!!
of course you should review the spin-off pilot!
I never knew this before. I thought he was a priest at church of their town. And i first knew him in a extract of Peggy’s nightmare
All we need is him using a shotgun against zombies to fill that trope 😂
The one almost spinoff king of the hill show was the elf book Bobby was reading
We were robbed of an amazing spin off!
"How could such a good cop become such a bad priest?"
Yeah... I'm gunna need that spin off break down...
He walked so John Wick could run.
Yes to the review
Please review the badass priest pilot Mr. Rodent.
u can hear hanks laugh
Can you appreciate the notion Hank only watches the show to appease Peggy
Now I will always be curious how that spin-off would have turned out
I'd like a review of the spinoff pilot. Great video my dude. I hope you have a good day.
The boy ain't right but he ain't sick.
Time to review monsignor Martinez pilot.
Vaya con dios.
Mike Judge should special guest star in Disney+ Darkwing Duck and be a fighting priest.
I kinda wish they had gone forward with the spin off as an animated action show
7:26 look at how Nancy is dressed (NEVER seen her wear that ever before or after) and how she poses. She REALLY likes her men dark and strong.
In peggy's defense it did seem odd he asked her to spread rose pettles on his bed while he prepares himself to give her his full intentions
Fox missed a huge opportunity by not greenlighting that spinoff. Makes you wonder what society would have been like if we had Monsignor Martinez in our lives.
They need to bring the show at least to Hulu or something or bring the cartoon version that's still great
Yes!! Please do a review of the pilot episode.
Why does this seem like an actually good telenovela
I wished the made that spinoff. You should review it
Omg yes please do a review of that pilot. I never knew that was a thing
That's a clean burning hell
I want to see the live action version of this reviewed.
Idk but Mexico, but some countries don't have shower curtains, but just let the shower water spray everywhere. Everything in the shower room is (should be) water proof.
I remember vacationing in mexico 20 years ago when my grandmother was still alive and her shower had no shower curtains and was thrown off by it because it looked in good condition
With a house such as his, the primary suite bathroom should have its own shower stall as well as a nice spa bathtub (whirlpool style).
When The Kids Are Getting Pushed Into The Pits Of Hell
Anyone Notice That The Blonde Boy Looks Like The Health Inspector From Bob's Burgers?
Antonio banderas voicing monseñor Martínez would have been awesome
“Hello, I am Monseñor Martínez! You killed my father! Prepare to die!”
Hey, Squirrel Tactics. Loved the video, could you do Lucky's sister next?
Vaya con Dios **pew pew**
Leon episode! Leon episode! Leon episode! Leon episode!
Love that hell canonically runs on propane.
The episode that's focused on Monsignor Martinez I feel like I've only seen like 3 times.
man i love king of the hill. the way peggy pushed bobby had me crying
When I was a kid I looked forward to watching this show as much as I did King of the Hill. In my teenage years I learned to love King of the Hill but as a little kid it was always just that "cartoon that came on Fox that mamaw would actually let me watch after The Simpsons went off" And I didn't have a great appreciation for the humor but I sure did love those moments when I got to watch an action about a priest lol when me and my friends would have pretend gun fights after I killed one of them I would always say vaya con dios in a super serious voice 😂