Lucy's dad: Wise, ive come to you with a proposition im sure you will agree with Wise: sir these are marriage certificates Lucy's dad: im not getting any younger and i want grandkids
i just realized- grassy, woody, and bricky is a reference to the big bad wolf story. 1st pig built their house out of grass, 2nd out of wood, and 3rd out of bricks.
Wise: Ah I see. Well then, does that mean you're going to apply for our membership discount? Belle in background: *Ffs bro, take the damn hint already.*
God i wish there would be some real romance in this game. But it will always be this wishiwashi because they cant do romance, else all the 'fans' would foam at the side of wise/ belle getting some
To be honest zzz I didn't really play the game actually but this is the first game from hoyo to have a lot of straight ships instead of gay and lesbian like I don't hate it but it's quite surprising that most of the popular ships are straight
@@Onfelidoffed nearly all of them are just close friendships, the community has made the ships It's just that the incels of both the communities don't have any friends to recognize one at all
@@manamana7712 that's not it. Well you know the hoyo fandom especially the people who hate straight characters in hoyo games will most likely hate it. Since it is what is happening in HSR and zenless zone zero ceasar being hated by people saying she should not be feminine.
I'm just happy that I WISEly choosed Wise. That scene would have been so much strange with Belle. Father is looking for a man in the family, not a woman
That doesn't make any sense. She's been together with the Sons of Calydons way longer, and they're is full of women. But when this random young woman appeared he shipped them?
@@rysenxyz5579 he only knows in eridu but doesn’t have intel in the outer ring the father could only guess that the mc is close to Lucy plus Lucy does business for the crew when they don’t visit together
“Wise, the Montefio bloodline must continue.” -Chris Redfield De Montefio
"No thanks bro."
- Leon Wise Kennedy
@@ManicGrin_Tonytax17 NO, IT WILL CONTINUE
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
goddammit i thought i could escape chrisposting
@@ManicGrin_Tonytax17Yo the name actually fits😂
@@bronyaenjoyer 😦
ZZZ's developers: Subtle? Nah you came looking for this so take it and enjoy it.
Based developers be like
Lucy's dad: Wise, ive come to you with a proposition im sure you will agree with
Wise: sir these are marriage certificates
Lucy's dad: im not getting any younger and i want grandkids
*any younger
@@shadow-fj2bfFather: These jokes never get old. Unlike my daughter. CLOCK'S TICKING, WISE!
@@majesticchocolaterabbit4918 Lucy, fuming angrily: "I...am...so...pissed off...right now!"
There are two kinds of dads with their daughters:
"You'll never have my daughter."
"I want grandkids."
These are usually a week apart and can fluctuate depending on the weather.
What i expected from Lucy's dad: diehard corpo
What Lucy's dad is actually like: Chris Redfield after he bought up all of Umbrella's shares
Inb4 he becomes a playable character and he's a Saxton Hale looking bloke who punch apart boulders.
@@BlackSabbath628 I hope so
@@BlackSabbath628 That'd be so kino.
@@BlackSabbath628SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
i just realized- grassy, woody, and bricky is a reference to the big bad wolf story. 1st pig built their house out of grass, 2nd out of wood, and 3rd out of bricks.
Facts
So would that mean lycon is her rival or something
Actually that does kind of track personality wise
Omg. I never would have gotten that on my own.
I don't play ZZZ so I had to do my own outside digging but I eventually found that comical too 😂😂😂😂
I didn't even think of that lmao. God I love this game. You can tell the devs are enjoying it.
I need black coffee after this, it's too sweet
Buy one for me bud, extra thick if you could
@@TwintailsEnjoyerToT
Aku: "EXTRA THICC-"
She doesnt need correction... She's cute this way
Truer words have never been spoken. She shall get headpats!
@@McocFan-ht6pg And if it's Wise doing it, she will growl and grumble, but still let it happen... For a minute or two.
@@Elmithianand after it’s done she’ll bluster and try and make it out that she wasn’t enjoying it.
Her Father is surprisingly supportive. Just overbearing.
I bet he exciting learn that his daughter do the same shit he done when he still wild,
"What I love, forever - including you"...DAMN HYV BE ON THE NOSE WITH THIS ONE O.O
Lucy's dad : Now hurry up and give me some grandkids
Yep, Luciana de Montefio just got herself a Propeller for Ship wars with Wise😂
At this rate Wise gonna need to change his surname😂
Wise De Montefio sounds good around the tongue ngl
Isn't usually the female that has to change surname from their married husband?
@@ikmal017 Depends whether or not you're marrying into the family.
@@ikmal017 Depends on the customs in the country or even just regions.
In Japan and I am guessing, China, taking up either surname is valid.
@@Elmithian oh i see, thanks for info
Wise: Ah I see. Well then, does that mean you're going to apply for our membership discount?
Belle in background: *Ffs bro, take the damn hint already.*
Wise the Unwise
@@klaytonparker9061 very true!!!! Wise has a harem and Belle and reverse harem
If you won't come home at least give me a grandchild -
Lucy's dad
At least we know she's legal if her father thirdwheeled us
Wise is smooth with the ladies without even trying
Okay that’s a confirmation if I’ve ever seen one. I’m sold.
LET'S MAKE SONS OF CALYDON WITH LUCY ❤❤😭😭
Never realize her Boar bodyguard have names.
When you play current event, their name will be introduced.
she calls them by their name when you use her in combat lol
and every time you call her in hollow zero :o
You forgot the "/ammunition" after bodyguard
Boardyguards
Wise, The king of RIZZ
😏
Says that he cannot understand real ladies but the man is picking them up left and right.
@@izanagi2488thats the thing his inability to understand ladies is what making him rizzing them up unconsciously 😂
RI-ZZZ if you will.
Papi approved us, let's not fail that expectations shall we?😂
0:27 what they got woody doin 💀
When a female characters came out... It's gonna be a new girlfriend for MC...
Well the mc always got rizz to pick up girls and men from all walks of life
@@addisonpacker4959 he surely is Wise
I dont see a problem
@@Kokkokomiomi thats because you are the problem
@@IllMatic97 thats what your dad said before he left
I’m getting a real sense of Deja vu happening here
Lucy's dad has extreme Kamisato vibes 😂
Oh no wonder she does the heart symbol on her hand
Mi chiquita de corazón rebelde 🤩
💀
Moments like these are when we need the ability to swap main character...
Agreed 😭👍
Why? It’s different from belle?
I wouldnt know. Choosing Wise was my best decision in this game
self insert buddy? sheesh...
I chose wise and it was a wise decision
i wanna see Mr. Montefio's face when i make Belle marry his daughter.
God i wish there would be some real romance in this game. But it will always be this wishiwashi because they cant do romance, else all the 'fans' would foam at the side of wise/ belle getting some
It’s really unfortunate.
I mean on a large scale, it isn't a romantic game at all so yeah..
Give them time. MC from star rail has a girlfriend, for example
@@basch_g…what?
@@basch_g Nah even Firefly/Trailblazer is a bit wishy-washy
Good choice in background music
Her Dad is approving Uooooghhh 😭😭😭😭😭
To be honest zzz I didn't really play the game actually but this is the first game from hoyo to have a lot of straight ships instead of gay and lesbian like I don't hate it but it's quite surprising that most of the popular ships are straight
Of course it is Sherlock how do you think most of the world’s population was born and able to keep going ?
@@dannyrk8008 bro💀 I mean in the games not real life bro it's bc genshin impact and HSR have a lot of gay ships but zzz is different
@@Onfelidoffed meaning most of the viewers are hetero . This can be belles point of view too but it doesn’t get as much
@@dannyrk8008ok I get your point lad to be honest it doesn't really matter who you pick but I'm talking about the ships
@@Onfelidoffed nearly all of them are just close friendships, the community has made the ships
It's just that the incels of both the communities don't have any friends to recognize one at all
3:02 man nah. Is this a confession. No way theyre doing this kind of cliche.
The entire game is anime tropes bro deal with it
It probably is and it's beautiful, sit back and enjoy, friend.
@@manamana7712 that's not it. Well you know the hoyo fandom especially the people who hate straight characters in hoyo games will most likely hate it. Since it is what is happening in HSR and zenless zone zero ceasar being hated by people saying she should not be feminine.
@@johnnaida1132 Those people are stupid. Caesar can be tough and feminine at the same time; it's literally how her entire character works..
@@johnnaida1132disregard thier existence, enjoy ehat you like.
the way he says "your mom". would've sounded more endearing if he said mother
3:03 so Lucy loses wise?.. 😂 didn’t see that coming
Uzi in another universe, anyone? Just give Lucy a little angst and yeah, she's gonna be that one soon.
Subtlety be damned. That was cute. lol
Why the writers have to be so damn good in this game
i swear wise is just a chick magnet like bro keeps pulling girls like its nothing
brother looks 20, has the voice of a chain smoker that just went through a pack of carltons
It doth be of thee highest disposition 😭😭😭
“And the cunning to think outside the box”
Me: The what 😳
Grassy woodie and bricks, waiting for the moments to jump this man 😂
Bricky lol
I am proud that I choose my character according to my Gender… and got this sweet, sweet scene.
tf is this Goten ahh sounding 💀
Her dad: get pregnant
She sounds like uzi from murder drones
I'm just happy that I WISEly choosed Wise. That scene would have been so much strange with Belle. Father is looking for a man in the family, not a woman
Now i need to fast do the new main story
nah just gotta do her trust events
@@Tokkitou i can start her trust event after completing the story though
Take your time and enjoy the ride. It's a marathon, not a race.
No joke, I'd actually like to meet Mr. Montefio in the future, based on what the Salary man told Lucy, I bet that man is quite the interesting fella.
WISE, MAKE HER YOUR BRIDE!
why did they make this salaryman sounds so suave? please read me a bedtime story
Dialogue is the same if you chose Belle!
Wait, what happened if we use belle?
The same thing. No difference.
@@rysenxyz5579 same thing but catered to lesbos obviously
Getting married regardless of gender
That doesn't make any sense. She's been together with the Sons of Calydons way longer, and they're is full of women. But when this random young woman appeared he shipped them?
@@rysenxyz5579 he only knows in eridu but doesn’t have intel in the outer ring the father could only guess that the mc is close to Lucy plus Lucy does business for the crew when they don’t visit together
Wait which quest is this?
Why does Lucy's dad sound familiar?
It's great that I picked the female MC. I am. Immune to this harem bullshit.
Man they really need to let us swap MCs
They do
What quest is this
Lucy’s final trust event.
♥️✅
English audio... Ugh
While I enjoy Belle's expressive animations, I kinda regret not choosing wise for these interactions.
Wise is 32💀
are you dirty too (32)
Where you get that info from? No matter where I search it only says he is 25-27 years old. Lol
He's canonically 48 💀💀
@@kaltsssit Nahh bro he is atleast 72 years old