Honest Bass Pro Shops Employee
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Carhartt, Wrangler, Mossy Oak...that's the redneck holy trinity." Comedian John Crist imagines what Bass Pro Shops employees would really say if they were honest.
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"Bass Bro Shops." So simple. Yet nobody's said it until now.
Genius 😂
So expensive.
Lol
I am just one of the guys! *adjusts the bra* Yeppers! *belch and adjust the baseball cap*
“I don’t know what the logo means but I have the sticker on my truck”
Way too accurate
Before browning died: *be one of the most influential firearm designers/engineers in all of human history*
Browning after John Moses died: everyone and their girlfriend has the browning sticker on their vehicle
Right!!
It’s a deer head…
0:59 “This is perfect if you want to... traumatize everyone at the airport.” 😂😂😂 how do you do it John?! Perfection😂😂😂
That was hilarious
My favorite part 😃
I don’t get it?
@@stormyeffects4795 kinda looks like a rifle case if you are the type to see evil guns everywhere
Brandon Dirocco
Why would carrying a gun in a case scare everyone? It is legal to transport firearms responsibly.
When he talked about the clothes colors I didn't even see any clothing.
Me either
They were camouflaged! That’s why I couldn’t see them 😮
Yeah the racks were completely empty
There were clothes there? Jeez. I think I need some glasses.
This is top quality humor
finally people are starting to realize that camo is a color
Bass Pro sells a shirt that says "Camo is my favorite color"
I saw nothing
Camo is a category of colors, since there's forest, desert, ocean, and other versions of camouflage.
@@MarkMcDaniel whoosh
Wore it when I was sworn in and yep that says it all
I would have guessed that he was going to go to Cracker Barrel for dinner afterwards....
YES😂
Cracker Barrel is more for the Subaru crowd.
No, that’s breakfast
He would just go to hemingways upstairs
If you’re at good bass pro... they’ll have a restaurant inside
“The Joe Biden apparel hasn’t come in yet” 💀💀 and the bass pro shops sticker ain’t ever more true
Hahhaha ! Sorry grandpa Joe forgot about it .
Jamie Newman so true
Ha “ let’s make America fail again” it should read . 😂😂😂
@@1wtrahan 😅 there has been a crisis and wars starting under every Republican president when are Republicans gonna make America great again?
@@samcalven12 well heck you could’ve answered that yourself, when the Republicans get back the office and senate , remember they have a lot of fixing to do after the Democrats get out again ,. Vote Trump don’t forget 🙂👍
John is so Politically Correct That he is Politically incorrect .
Thats so original
So funny! 😂I’m still trying to figure out the deer, stump, Turkey quote...that messed with my head 🤣🤣🤣
Me too. If you figure it out come back and share the wisdom.
I think it means that Turkeys are easier to scare than deer. So they are probably claiming that Turkey hunters are extra good. LOL!
You can hunt a deer from a tree stand and they will still walk by even if you aren't perfectly still or well camoflauged. Turkeys have excellent eyesight and are stinkin suspicious. You pretty much need one of the suits that makes you look like a bush, plus absolute silence and stillness to maybe get a shot. I'd rather hunt deer any day 😂
U ain’t the only one
ATebbs1 sameeee
“...harvesting the fields...or starting meth lab” OMG WOWive never heard something more controversially true
If anyone is ever in Springfield, MO you should really make a trip to the aquarium at our Bass Pro. Just saying.
Amen. Best Bass Pro. Don’t forget Wonders of Wildlife and Aquarium
Yes
Yep!!
I didn't know it was a big amazing one
SO TRUE! I live in VT but my best friend lives in the Ozarks over there. She insisted I visit that Bass Pro and the Aquarium. A. MAZ. ING. What a fantastic place.
"I've never seen a female here, but you know, fingers crossed." 😣😣😣
Clearly he's never been to the same ones my mom, sister or grandmother went to. Lol
I seen them before
He obviously doesn’t work at the one near me 🤷🏼♀️
lol
Serenity Campbell he doesn’t work at one he just makes it for comedy
The pins on the shirt really do add to the whole thing 😂
"Cabela? That's what I'm going to name my first daughter." I know a guy who actually did.
Hahaha! That's brilliant.
It's actually a nice name
My friend's baby boy is named Case!!
Why am I not surprised?😂
@@theresafay7184 what an interesting choice.
I don't know why the "camo" section was empty. Man, I couldn't see a thing.
Not funny at all but nice try. I used to wear camo all the time and I've heard so many lame jokes. People would say I can't see you and I'd have to say I'm not in the woods dumb a$$.
@@blazerwilliams2260 alright but. When we see a person with a invisible body we gotta say something
"That's my John 3:16." I felt that.
Pure gold!
“we should just call it Bass Bro Shops”😂👏🏻
I’m sooo glad he’s back!!
Same!
When was he gone?
1111 Subscribers With No Videos? Look it up.
Same
Jack G. .....oh me too! I saw him in Philly & he was sooo good! Glad he’s back from his “rehab”!😳😂🤣
I live near Memphis and our basspro is in the shape of a pyramid and has a glass elevator up to the top a river with huge fish in it a hotel you can stay at a bowling alley and several restaurants it’s awsome
Yes! I dropped $700 a night to stay there. Worth it. :)
Thats on the bucket list, but we got the granddaddy here in Springfield. Its not as big, but its the first!
Dude I stayed there awesome place!
Is it weird that I just Googled it to see pictures? 😁
I nearly ran off the road trying to get a good look at the bass pro shop there when I went to the Beale Street Festival several years ago
Forgot "Count the number of Trump flags in the parking lot" game
Answer: Count the parking spaces
I laughed way to hard at this
That’s like trying to count all the stars in the night sky
Bryson Gainey Still three million less than Hillary Clinton got in the 2016 election! The will of the people was not realized!!!
@@wallacebell4311 that's less than 1%, genius. He won the electoral college vote by 10 STATES. Keep crying though, four more years!
“Reinforce gender stereotypes while they’re young” 🤣🤣🤣
Sooooo funny! 😂
I got my girls to like pink and purple. How wrong of me in 2020 lol
I mean why not?
What's wrong with that? Don't confuse them
This guy is HILARIOUS 😂😂🤣🤣
He's really not. If you think that making fun of people with something called a opinion that they have such as keeping their kid the gender that they were born isn't funny. It's just dumping he's opinion and things and telling really bad jokes that don't even make sense
Just happy to have the humor back I hate droughts droughtlander and everything about droughts comedy droughts are not funny thank you John for all you do
Fun fact: They don’t sell Wranglers at Cabela’s or Bass Pro Shop.
Fun fact. Yes they do! Lol
@@joshhammers5916 not to the ones I’ve been to. They said they don’t carry them.
@@BeaverBoy7 mine they do
As someone who used to work at a Bass Pro... this is accurate.
Okay this is a headless manican with a sledge hammer for some reason 😂😂😂
*mannequin
The camo recliner line "or have your wife divorce you" is exactly what would happen if that appeared in our living room, lol. So spot on John, hilarious!
As a former Bass Pro employee I’m dying laughing 😂
“Ummm... I haven’t seen the Joe Biden apparel... come in yet.” 😭😭💀
I've seen a wedding in that Bass Pro shop
Your khakis are pressed way to nicely to be a Bass Pro employee. 😂
As a Bass Pro employee, I'm so happy this came on TH-cam recommended. I don't know why there is a headless sledgehammer weilding statue either.
What are you talking about "I've never seen a female here"?! You must not be from the south because all southern women I know shop there for clothes. Myself included.
He lives in Nashville
@@idkman-c4y Ok. So what? Nashville isn't exactly deep south.
@@amyb5625 He's a Southerner. lol It ain't exactly New York City
@@idkman-c4y No, but it is a rich area. I've been there many times. Rich women don't shop there. Blue collar, southern women do.
@@amyb5625 It's similar to Atlanta for us Georgians. It's all transplants, not exactly the south.
The salt and battery joke was gold.
The Golden Corral remark just made it all so relatable 👍
I would def. divorce my husband if he brought home one of those hideous camo recliners! 😂
I would too! 😆
You wouldnt even be able to see it!
Mine would totally buy a camo recliner😅😅 But he hunts, fishes, and loves the country so..what are you gonna do
Michelle Michelle
One of my biggest fights with my hubby of 45 yrs, was over his demand for that recliner.
If we had a separate tv room, then fine.
I WON✅🤩
I want to convert our shed to his man cave.😆
Maybe put a bed in there too.
Its just a recliner wtf is wrong with yall. He didn't beat you! Just bought a chair that he can sell if you really hate it
Soooo glad you're back Making us all laugh so much!
Also, as soon as this ended, I was so bummed there isn't a Golden Corral anywhere near us anymore! 😭
Also... Never been in a Bass Pro Shops lol
"You'll notice that our prices are almost double that of online retailers. Why is that? Customer service."
Funny. I went there last week and the employees couldnt look more miserable
“Harvesting the fields or starting a meth lab”🤣🤣🤣
"Bass Bro Shops"
Right on the money. 👌😂
I would totally shop there!! I know this is comedy, but I was like, yeah, I’d buy that.. ooh I need that.... TOILET PAPER GUN!!!! Awesome!!
I’m so glad you’re back bro! Those shorts are right up your lane!;)
I grew up in Reeds Spring MO about an hour south of Springfield. They take a lot of pride in their original store!!!!
When my aunt came to visit us from Mexico, one of the first places we took her to was Bass Pro Shop 😂 to be fair, it was Christmas time & the tree 🌲 they have is mesmerizing
"Night Bobby" is the nick name of every one of my drunk friend's now. Thank you, John.
I have a feeling that John as never actually been into a bass pro shop before
Yeah, he looked lost, uncomfortable, insecure, unsure
This wasn't funny
The headless mannequin with a sledgehammer is where I lost it lmao.
I work at basspro and everything he's doing s spot on!
“Starting a meth lab” was my favorite. So unexpected and hilarious 😆
Is this an American or Canadian store cause I'm from England and have never heard of this store.
It is the most american store you will ever see
This store is really popular in America and Canada there is also a store really simalar called cabellas
Usa store
@Seanus Patricus lol true but I live in the deep south sooooo I dont know bout in the west and stuff
Hmm...you can't tell this is an American store? I'm an immigrant -- Scot-American, and I could tell blindfolded
Nothing says freedom like needing a necklace to hold your beer while you're on a rifle
I delight in telling people happy holidays! 😂 seriously people get so triggered 😂 😂 😂
Can’t WAIT for the HOLIDAYS
I love saying Merry Christmas!
LOL! ✝️🙏❤🕊🇺🇸
I work at Bass Pro and this is hilarious😂. Gonna show all my coworkers
"That's my John 3:16" X-D
Matching camo outfit with every sofa purchase.
I need that Welcome Mat
One time when the sunday school teachers asked a girl at my church her favorite color, she answered with “Camoflage😎”
The Bass Pro Shop in Memphis (The Pyramid) is the best!!
I used to love working at Bass Pro and this made me so happy lmao
So glad you are back ! Missed you man! You are legendary! Often imitated never duplicated Awesomeness!
Do you have a canes and cots section? Might find some new Biden merch over there. 😂
I WORK AT THAT BASS PRO, it's the bass pro shops in Nashville TN
You the man Jon 💪
2:02
When your trying to pause the video to read the sign before His hand comes back in front if the camera
Love me some bass pro... from Canada... we need more!
Bro for the longest time I thought the browning logo was like a weird stick man doing a dance
Lol! I hadn't heard that interpretation before now
Same! I used to stare at them for the longest time trying to figure out why so many people in the hick town I grew up in had them.
Perfect if you want to traumatize every one at the airport. I'm DYING!
"honestly I haven't seen the Joe Biden apparel come in yet" had me dying
THE TOILET PAPER GUN !!! 🧻
2:57 😂 my mom thought the browning logo was a dancing guy
I just got my dad a toilet paper gun for his birthday. He likes it. He shot my car - and his boss.
LOL! That's great!✝️🙏❤🕊🇺🇸
I hope John Crist is back! May God give you a successful and merciful season. Keep kingdom pushing much love! (Forgiveness and Grace goes a long way!)
Hes back
Here in Memphis, Bass Pro Shops is built as a pyramid.
John, So glad to see you !
Buy at BASS PRO SHOPS
I will be from now on!!!
Thank you JESUS!!! WE LOVE YOU LORD!!!! WOO!!!
John Ive shared u with EVERYONE I KNOW....I speak blessings beyond blessings into ur life Bro!!! Amen and SO BE IT
"That's about as close to Jesus as you can get"
And that finished me off
FINALLY A NEW VIDEEEOOOO I've been waiting!!
The reason you haven't seen a female in the female clothing section is because we are all wearing camo.
I’m a cashier at Cabelas in Hamburg, PA! Love this!!! ❤️
Back to form mate! I love it!
Hi
Michelle Auger élève hullo to you to
I used to work at the Cabelas in Hamburg, Pa. I still love the place and Bass Pro!
You joked you've never seen a woman in Bass Pro? Seriously you are at the wrong area if you haven't.
I actually could decorate my whole house with Cabelas and Tractor Supply!
My daughter and I love your videos! We get excited to see new posts from you and Trey. Better than so much of the stuff out there.
That store been looking emptier and emptier year by year hahahahaha
Is it bad that I’m an atheist and am deeply in love with these videos?
Thanks John Crist for helping me start my day with your report from
Cabella / Bass Sports Shop!!! I
Really appreciate your great sense of humor , intelligent opinions about
What is important in our world today. God bless America and you 🙏 ❤️ ♥️
When you’ve never been to Bass Pro Shops. 👁👄👁
2:57
I feel personally attacked
Our fishing rod case literally says "Bazuka" on the side of it. Can't take that puppy through the airport anymore.
That is hilarious. I'm crying over this!
I think i am first in 2 minutes. TH-cam NOPE YOU ARE LATE 25 comments 😂😂😂
Have a blessed day everyone ❤️🔥🔥🔥
i love your videos! literally so funny. :D
This guy is really funny 😄 thank you for the giggles!! 👍🏼
Overalls are also for those who live in the woods and make moonshine.
We just went to bass pro this video couldn’t be more perfect 😂
the salt and battery joke XD!!! I love it!!! Glad you are BACK!!!! God Bless!!!
So glad to see you're posting again!
I used to take my college marine mechanics class there for field trips.
Helllooo 😂😂
Bass pro shop is so fun, my local shop has not done so well. The restaurant closed, the arcade area is gone. I hope they continue on 🤞
its just not the same anymore ;-;
Wait why
His whole scandal with sexual misconduct.
@Meriam Duke Wait, what?
@@meriamduke2624 What happened??
yalls dont know? in november he did a bunch of.. stuff with girls that weren’t single.. he basically used his fame to do some terrible things..