HE'S BAAAAAACK! | South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Part 12

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  • Oh God he's baaaaaack! But this time he's worse than ever!
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  • @zer0kiryu960
    @zer0kiryu960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    I love how pissed off Craig gets tho at Mephisto's version of "science" cuz Craig's a total geek in that subject 😂😂

    • @isoldmysoletoyoongideath4695
      @isoldmysoletoyoongideath4695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yessss

    • @martins3942
      @martins3942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Flog cloth and we are going through going to the to do not have to be able and not too late to make it work for you guys Pin copied text text snippets to stop to stop them expiring after 1 after the first one is the not complete available and we are going through a good place to be able to find a time and

    • @overdrivenv3
      @overdrivenv3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@martins3942
      What I don’t understand what you’re even saying

    • @ohno4973
      @ohno4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@overdrivenv3 he did the autofill feature like 50 times like this

    • @ohno4973
      @ohno4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@overdrivenv3 and the kids were not going out for the day so we had a lot to go back and they had a great time at my dad so we were going out for dinner so I had a great day with you so we had to do it for a while and now we are having dinner at my dad at dinner with my friends at my house so I don’t know what to eat so I’m just not cringe I don’t know what to say about this is

  • @bacon6228
    @bacon6228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3219

    #1 quote of the year
    tweek: You go girlfriend!
    wendy: tweek, don't do that.

    • @izayamayo8294
      @izayamayo8294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      When did they say that 😂

    • @walle7284
      @walle7284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      isiah mccarthy 49:05

    • @robertmanty7746
      @robertmanty7746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

    • @realgmm7877
      @realgmm7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BUT HE'S GAY

    • @epicgamer.7271
      @epicgamer.7271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Real GM M thats the point lol

  • @tylerkelly4575
    @tylerkelly4575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    13:03: super craig: HEY! THAT WAS MY SIDEKICK! wonder tweek: YOUR SIDEKICK? WHAT!? super craig: COME ON, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

    • @xnight6726
      @xnight6726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      tyler Kelly AGHH THESE TWO ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME

    • @alfedosucksatgames5008
      @alfedosucksatgames5008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I love their dialogue through the game

    • @smolboiproductions2984
      @smolboiproductions2984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh yeah lol

    • @Obewankedogbi
      @Obewankedogbi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i was at the exact part when I first read this comment

  • @joeltraver9125
    @joeltraver9125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    Craig: *Says what everyone should be thinking*
    Me: Craig would be great at gaming sins.

    • @firefi1960
      @firefi1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Ding!

    • @the_enderslayer
      @the_enderslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When was this in the video?

    • @Kaijufan360
      @Kaijufan360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow...😒

    • @Kaijufan360
      @Kaijufan360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      9:43 Craig's funny line..."Fuck you kitty!!"

    • @derpydqelinuent
      @derpydqelinuent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@the_enderslayer when jack and friends go in the tower thing

  • @AnimeAmericaPodcast
    @AnimeAmericaPodcast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Yaoi Ultimate Translated:
    Tweek: Now, give me your strength.
    Craig: Yes, Lets go together.
    Both: Our overflowing love will become one and fill the world!

  • @mmmmmmmmmjuicyyy9677
    @mmmmmmmmmjuicyyy9677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3374

    Translarion:
    Tweek: Now! Give me your power!
    Craig: Sure... let's go together!
    Both: the overflowing love becomes one and fills the world!

    • @KotharKorinth
      @KotharKorinth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Shannikin Thank you!

    • @hoyeunglee2009
      @hoyeunglee2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      but that is Korean right?

    • @jay15951
      @jay15951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Go also has a double meaning similar to come

    • @jarjo9190
      @jarjo9190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Legend 👊

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thank you! Finally!

  • @atomicadamgaming1350
    @atomicadamgaming1350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "This entire facility has a very advanced security grid." *boom* Aaaaand it's gone.

  • @Necro_Loona
    @Necro_Loona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Maniphesto: this entire building has a complex security grid
    Jack: Famous last words *laughs*

  • @nicandknacksandseans
    @nicandknacksandseans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3325

    I like how tweek says Craig comes out "on top" I think the South Park creators are too clever for wordplay like that to be an accident.

    • @ChemySh
      @ChemySh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +542

      If you have a dirty mind, a lot of Tweek's and Craig's back-and-forth are innuendos

    • @cleanink09
      @cleanink09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@ChemySh welllllllllll

    • @mstr293
      @mstr293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Oh... eew!

    • @KittenQueen-mq4ii
      @KittenQueen-mq4ii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Aaaah you noticed that to?

    • @rebekahwolkiewicz449
      @rebekahwolkiewicz449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Honestly... that was more still more subtle than expected when you think about the creators! 😂

  • @dragonbutt
    @dragonbutt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    Fun fact: Craigs' statement about stairs and the not needing power. Its actually a plot point in the Parasite eve movie.
    Its like "Oh no the hospital is getting locked down! We must hit the switch so we can unlock the stairs".

  • @julielost68
    @julielost68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I love that everyone picks on Scott for his diabetes but they all just forgot that Kyle is also diabetic and almost died bc of it LMFAO

    • @Gamering887
      @Gamering887 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is?

    • @KrisKrossed95
      @KrisKrossed95 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@Gamering887Yeah, in Cherokee hair Tampons way back in season 4.
      Also Stan has asthma, Cartman got his lawyer to take his inhaler in Sexual Harassment Panda 🐼

    • @trayhoward4213
      @trayhoward4213 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@KrisKrossed95 I thought he was dying from hemorrhoids in that episode

    • @KrisKrossed95
      @KrisKrossed95 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@trayhoward4213 That was CartmanLand, and the hemorrhoid almost killed him because he was so upset that Cartman bought a theme park that he just gave up on life

    • @KrisKrossed95
      @KrisKrossed95 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@trayhoward4213 In Cherokee Hair Tampons his kidneys were failing and he needed a transplant, his mom mentioned that he's always been diabetic so I guess it's implied that was the reason his kidneys were having issues

  • @woozyfan
    @woozyfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Tweek: “You go girlfriend!”
    Wendy: “Tweek don’t do that”
    😂

    • @bellarainy
      @bellarainy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There's no heterosexual explanation for that

    • @woozyfan
      @woozyfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kyle Broflovski 😂

    • @tdoggrocks1233
      @tdoggrocks1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That saying was funny though

  • @user-zm6qs9je4w
    @user-zm6qs9je4w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I love how in the beginning Craig is asking the real questions we are all thinking.
    Also, l e t s f i g h t i n g l o v e

  • @recoil2187
    @recoil2187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Previous episode:
    Age restricted because of nudity
    This episode: shows boobs
    TH-cam: nothin to see here

    • @iEXTra_
      @iEXTra_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OPBlue time stamp?

    • @cyanidesoup5593
      @cyanidesoup5593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For research!

    • @impressed4072
      @impressed4072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cant forget the fact that those 6-graders had there asses out, literally from the behind to the shoulder

    • @Janitor_Dragon
      @Janitor_Dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      25:00

    • @quinnthesis3698
      @quinnthesis3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And also he ripped someone’s arm off

  • @foolish3674
    @foolish3674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    49:07
    Tweek:You go girlfriend! (Gay)
    Call Girl:Tweek don’t do that.

  • @__gachanells__2047
    @__gachanells__2047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    27:47
    Jack: Who is that-
    *Clyde crying*
    Jack: oh-

  • @Schut_gorokhoviy
    @Schut_gorokhoviy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "Cats don't have phones"
    I'm pretty sure petroleum barrels don't either and her attacks still work on them.

  • @chrisneckel2
    @chrisneckel2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Captain Diabetes: I'm the worlds strongest diabetic superhero!
    Jack: I think you're the only diabetic superhero.
    Umm...The Flash? Anyone?

  • @alexanderschooley8471
    @alexanderschooley8471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Jack:*slowly loses his mind to macaroni*

  • @blingster1233
    @blingster1233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly heeessss baccccccc

    • @wetsocks347
      @wetsocks347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We need more people like you...

    • @yozza5249
      @yozza5249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Two c's

    • @tempo6316
      @tempo6316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who's the meme now

    • @excali340
      @excali340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blingster 123 we need more people like this in the world

    • @mrporker7763
      @mrporker7763 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this a meme or DO U SUCK AT SPELLING

  • @xtreme_manticore9892
    @xtreme_manticore9892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    “A straight answer”
    Micro aggression hit him
    Wait “him”
    Micro aggression hit them

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Xtreme_Manticore ThEm HaS hE iN iT

    • @sirbingusiii4435
      @sirbingusiii4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MICROAGGRESSION HIT IT!

    • @NotDanP1an
      @NotDanP1an 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it's saying 'em but I could be wrong

  • @GouUsedFly
    @GouUsedFly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Kyle: ooh i have a little nosebleed here
    Doctor:Sir you are bleeding everywhere

    • @--46200
      @--46200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's cause you don't floss

    • @justindaily1677
      @justindaily1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes

  • @buckle8447
    @buckle8447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Seeing mutant Kyle somehow makes me feel bad for Kyle, I mean think about it, he's just a kid.
    Edit: Kyle is fine, in the dlc for this game where you go to a massive restaurant Kyle is eating dinner there.

    • @savagekawaiifox8807
      @savagekawaiifox8807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They all are.

    • @alchemist824
      @alchemist824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He still pisses me off

    • @NorthernL1ghtProductions
      @NorthernL1ghtProductions ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kyle deserves better 😔

    • @ArkhamMaster.
      @ArkhamMaster. ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kind of a really late reply, but there is a line that talks about how it's his clone here not him.

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And he just wanted to play with them. We've all had that cooler older cousin/sibling that we just wanna hang out with.

  • @c5l6t4
    @c5l6t4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love how Craig is just so done with everything in this episode 😂

  • @feralgoblininacorner
    @feralgoblininacorner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Ooh, Jeez. I think that was us....”
    Why can’t I stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @datredcatone6907
    @datredcatone6907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    jacksepticeye accidentally kills his mom: the show

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    This part was scary, tragic and... omg, I love Craigs entire dialogue on this episode xD

  • @icepup2851
    @icepup2851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Fight Morgan Freeman. Go to his store and open the the counter door and punch him 3 time. It is a really really hard boss fight.

    • @cutsiewitch3547
      @cutsiewitch3547 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      icepup 28 what happens if you beat him.

    • @dovianempire1868
      @dovianempire1868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nicole MCclintock you gain the power of the universe joined the with the choice to re create the world in your visage! Translation: I don't know

    • @AllyAlliance473
      @AllyAlliance473 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone like this comment, I've been commenting the same thing but it hasn't been seen!

    • @luckystar8946
      @luckystar8946 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You get a cool relic but I dont know how much might it gives but it must be a lot

    • @j1smk0
      @j1smk0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude jack will get one shot, Morgan freeman is like supposed to be done after you beat the game you need 800 might minimum

  • @FuryMcpurey
    @FuryMcpurey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    those poor cats
    Also you should get the DLCs. They're fun as hell. One of them references Friday the 13th.

    • @savagekawaiifox8807
      @savagekawaiifox8807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YES!!! THANK GOD SOMEBODY ADDRESSED THE DLCS!!!! YOU'RE A GENIUS

    • @ethangrove2501
      @ethangrove2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bring the crunch

    • @detomnz2024
      @detomnz2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly he didnt play the dlcs

  • @granolagalaxy
    @granolagalaxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    46:59 “We advance a little further with each turn! That’s how a drill works!!” -GURREN LAGANN Reference!!

    • @hadendotexe
      @hadendotexe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly hope that was a reference

    • @granolagalaxy
      @granolagalaxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haden dotexe that’s way too big of a coincidence

    • @sans-ationalgirl5077
      @sans-ationalgirl5077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      100% a gurren lagann reference

  • @anzu7619
    @anzu7619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    49:35 Look at Toolshed's mouth when he's barfing.

  • @uberlord983
    @uberlord983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:01 I just had a moment. You know the phrase "Die early or live long enough to see yourself become a villain."? Well, these will LITERALLY become their own worse nightmares by force. They'll age, go to middle school, then BE the 6th graders.

  • @levibritland5818
    @levibritland5818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Welcome to JurASSic park

  • @shewanttheducky495
    @shewanttheducky495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I literally yelled "YOINK" when he took her arm off....
    I'm a terrible person.

    • @elisatorres8246
      @elisatorres8246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I did to
      We're terrible people

    • @yogurt4life358
      @yogurt4life358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeet

    • @ian3136
      @ian3136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YOINK!!!

    • @Matt24138
      @Matt24138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R.I.P new kids mom and her arm

    • @Stinky_Inky
      @Stinky_Inky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yaga

  • @dlausactor6373
    @dlausactor6373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    42:51
    "KAAAAANEEEEEDAAAAAA, HELP MEEEEEEE!!!"

  • @kylestephenson2378
    @kylestephenson2378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Translation:
    Tweek: Right now,please give me your power
    Craig:Ah.. for the two of us!
    Both: Love comes out and it will fill the world!
    LETS FIGHTING LOV

  • @fuzzy4580
    @fuzzy4580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    I have a theory. I think Jackaboy man might actually be Sean! I know it's crazy, but have you ever seen them in the same room at once? also they are both loud.

    • @trixdotnet
      @trixdotnet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And they both have green hair! Weird, right?

    • @megalodon1239
      @megalodon1239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Uh doy.

    • @LovingMadman
      @LovingMadman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And don't they sound alike, its crazy!

    • @christiangardea7192
      @christiangardea7192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Levi Camacho It’s a sarcasm,bud.

    • @II-gj1jw
      @II-gj1jw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Uh I don't know about that. Maybe they're twins?

  • @SirStarkiller
    @SirStarkiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "it's high noon somewhere in the world" toolshed

    • @Stinky_Inky
      @Stinky_Inky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mcreed here shi-

  • @scarletriver4713
    @scarletriver4713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    14:16 I would’ve died laughing if tweek said “you know I want to”

  • @diamondgena2929
    @diamondgena2929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I googled this:
    Tweek: Right now, please give me your power
    Craig: Ah.. for the two of us!
    Both: Love comes out and it will fill the world!
    ;
    Tweek: Now, give me your strength.
    Craig: Yes, Lets go together.
    Both: Our overflowing love will become one and fill the world!
    ;
    Tweek: It’s time! Please lend me your power…!
    Craig: All right… Let’s go do this together!
    Both: We'll fill this world with our overflowing, combined love!
    Or
    Both: We'll fill this world with our overflowing love made one!

    • @ChemySh
      @ChemySh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      thanks, though someone already translated in an earlier video. Btw, the word "go" that they use in this case can be interpreted as "come" (yes the pervy version of the word) too

    • @PumpkinRiku
      @PumpkinRiku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oops just realized they're actually spelling "ikou" as イこう, which is kinda weird, but all right :D

    • @MKCO_
      @MKCO_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PumpkinRiku Is it even correct to combine katakana and hiragana

    • @diamondgena2929
      @diamondgena2929 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know if it is correct, so yeah...

    • @PumpkinRiku
      @PumpkinRiku 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know, I studied Japanese for two years but heck if I ever understood the seemingly random use of katakana xD it does seem weird to combine them in one word though, yeah :D

  • @eros3238
    @eros3238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    *explains how it helps*
    Craig:how does that help?
    Dr manafesto: I just... I just explained...
    Me: NUTRITION CRAIG NUTRITION

    • @theopalnuke9388
      @theopalnuke9388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Craig’s saying just why did you do this he’s not saying how does that help he’s asking why do need to do that

    • @isaacschmidt4347
      @isaacschmidt4347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @juanpunchman2868
      @juanpunchman2868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Allow me to ask..
      Would u want to poop out of multiple asses?

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Many assed nutrition!!!

  • @greensauce2350
    @greensauce2350 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    20:11 New kids eyes move perfectly with the exact feelings jack was experiencing.
    Every copy is personalised

  • @RetroPro7101
    @RetroPro7101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Super Craig is always just so unimpressed by literally everything

  • @ThePaJomaster
    @ThePaJomaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Jack try to get the new fart power! It really eases up the battles, since you summon a clone of yourself! Also go to the Gun Store and talk to Jimbo, they will become the third summon in the battles! LIKE SO JACK CAN SEEEEE!

    • @joey504
      @joey504 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even if this gets to the top it won't guarantee that Jack will see it

    • @Stannard1603
      @Stannard1603 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fourth sumon, there is also mozes

    • @ThePaJomaster
      @ThePaJomaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ExplodingGames you're right, totally forgot about him lol

  • @plasticpie5874
    @plasticpie5874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    14:05 "Buttlord wrecked him"
    Buttlord rectum?

    • @luke5277
      @luke5277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @axler3553
      @axler3553 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stan Marsh Hi

    • @hambr33zy
      @hambr33zy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheStupendousGofer
      Genius. It is 10x better if that was not intentional by the writers.

    • @Devvo0z
      @Devvo0z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought I was the only one that noticed while playing the game...

    • @brianfong4464
      @brianfong4464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheStupendousGofer conspiracy theory???

  • @Nighthawk1000
    @Nighthawk1000 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    27:12 proof that Cartman is Mitch Conner since Timmy spoke to his mind but Mitch responded.

  • @kokichiouma1329
    @kokichiouma1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Look, there is nothing to worry about! This entire facility has a very complex security grid."
    And then the whole building blew up.

  • @ihellod2551
    @ihellod2551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jack since you have all the abilities in South Park you can go to raisins again and get all the pictures from those kids

  • @TheDawnOfTheCreeper
    @TheDawnOfTheCreeper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Tweek: Right now, please give me your power
    Craig: Ah.. for the two of us!
    Both: Love comes out and it will fill the world!

    • @brodybell2710
      @brodybell2710 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Major DOT is that the translated version

  • @steviechan5792
    @steviechan5792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:19
    Kenny- I mean, Mysterion looks insanely cute.
    Also, lmfao. XD

  • @Game_Erica
    @Game_Erica ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I killed the dad for one simple reason: In the first game he told us we had to be more popular if we wanted to friend us

  • @angelzapata4121
    @angelzapata4121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    hey Jack, did you know that tweek and craig say this during their ult
    Tweek: Right now, please give me your power
    Craig: Ah.. for the two of us!
    Both: Love comes out and it will fill the world!
    ;
    Tweek: Now, give me your strength.
    Craig: Yes, Lets go together.
    Both: Our overflowing love will become one and fill the world!
    ;
    Tweek: It’s time! Please lend me your power…!
    Craig: All right… Let’s go do this together!
    Both: We'll fill this world with our overflowing, combined love!
    Or
    Both: We'll fill this world with our overflowing love made one!

    • @zippythezebra5815
      @zippythezebra5815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      angel zapata
      Wow

    • @ghostikeru
      @ghostikeru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *sobs* THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

    • @littlepeanut8191
      @littlepeanut8191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was gonna write something like this
      You did it better than I would've done it
      Good job

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, that's kinda gay. Lol.

    • @vaasmontenegro2016
      @vaasmontenegro2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      100 million subscribers without videos no shit, they are obv a joke gay couple or real idk idc

  • @itsemmybtch
    @itsemmybtch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I love how Tweek tries to calm down Craig.
    I SHIP THEM SO MUCH!!

    • @WulfDawg
      @WulfDawg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ms. Can't Decide on a Name same

    • @c.s.semple3626
      @c.s.semple3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WulfDawg Creak

    • @feather799
      @feather799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ms. Can't Decide on a Name they are a couple, have you even watched the episodes?

    • @ellastrange2175
      @ellastrange2175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@c.s.semple3626 Creek

    • @veriityx
      @veriityx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jamin Jiminie thanks sherlock

  • @jamarihernandez7117
    @jamarihernandez7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even Human Kite:
    Not even the New Kid:
    Not even Kyle’s mom:
    Cousin Kyle: *I’M B A A A A A A A A A A A C K*

    • @theman933
      @theman933 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you didnt need to put all the "not even"s. even the "nobody" was unnecessary

    • @ifbufnhvv
      @ifbufnhvv ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@theman933 but that's part of the joke

  • @thebanana2623
    @thebanana2623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    24:24 I think they say:
    Tweek : Now! Please give me your power...!
    Craig: Ah... Let's do it together!
    Both: The overflowing eros becomes one and fills the world
    (Sorry for my bad English haha-)

  • @kaseymathew1893
    @kaseymathew1893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Wibbly-wobbly Timey-wimey!

  • @ifailedmathandthepast4214
    @ifailedmathandthepast4214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    i like how in the most serious times they still play super hero!XD

    • @yozza5249
      @yozza5249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its all in their heads

    • @Bionicbutter43
      @Bionicbutter43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yozza5249 na dude it's south park. This shits fr

  • @dorisperrot2478
    @dorisperrot2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    12:28, Tweek and Craig look so cute as anime characters. I would so watch an anime about those two.

  • @elisatorres8246
    @elisatorres8246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jack: it's the best attack in the game!
    Also jack: completely ignores Tweek and Craigs ultimate

  • @lutris6887
    @lutris6887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Do the Freeman boss fight(go behind the counter and keep hitting him

    • @nunsrthots3616
      @nunsrthots3616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aidex3000 that sounds dope asf

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He's going to need a *LOT* of macaronies for that

    • @GovernorRed
      @GovernorRed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DaddyJ8008135 he can only use it once per fite

    • @JasonTan1123
      @JasonTan1123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually I'm much hoping he will get the last Timefart ability before even do anything
      Does no one actually wish he will get it ?

    • @jgoodrum9009
      @jgoodrum9009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I LOVE YOU

  • @zigander6688
    @zigander6688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    So Craig is like superman and tweek is like wonder woman i got you game....

    • @Pokemaster1098
      @Pokemaster1098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SummerTime Ninja ha lol

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      SummerTime Ninja oh my god I JUST noticed that XD

    • @thatmonkemanzelinki2185
      @thatmonkemanzelinki2185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      SummerTime Ninja Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
      Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
      Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
      Soaking up the thirst of the land
      Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
      Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
      Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
      Soaking up the thirst of the land
      Ocean man, ocean man
      Ocean man

    • @zigander6688
      @zigander6688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spoy Crobs nice dude

    • @cluckcluckduckcluck8855
      @cluckcluckduckcluck8855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SummerTime Ninja you just noticed that XD

  • @Frostboss18
    @Frostboss18 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Killing the mom always felt like the worse option. The mom was always supportive of the new kid when they went out to make friends and have a good time with their life. Even when you kill her she is saying how much she loves you. The dad on the other hand was constantly getting high and blamed everything on the mom, even with the medicine that they BOTH had full knowledge of. Also when you kill the dad he just calls the mom a snake and a bitch instead of saying how much he loves you. Also when you do kill the dad the mom supports and encourages you. The dad is just thankful the mom is dead instead of himself. The dad is a real piece of shit.

  • @sourpin3apple10
    @sourpin3apple10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mum: they were about to cut off Daddy's head to scan his DNA
    Me: they just need to clip a hair off their LIVE head

  • @Mandate_of_Heaven
    @Mandate_of_Heaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    *Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming*

  • @sherrymlerry4184
    @sherrymlerry4184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It happened again. Just look at Tool Shed's face at 49:35

  • @violette_lilies4484
    @violette_lilies4484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    41:22 jack's laugh is contagious

  • @bellarainy
    @bellarainy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tweek: You go girlfriend!
    Wendy: Tweek..don't do that

  • @dylancyte5073
    @dylancyte5073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Oh my God cousin Kyle mutated is disturbing!

    • @lottie9677
      @lottie9677 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dylancyte -I am disgusted-

    • @cheshireangel198
      @cheshireangel198 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dylancyte amen it is disturbing and now need to bleach my brain 😑

    • @thefinisher6303
      @thefinisher6303 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dylancyte not as disturbing as the Giant nazi zombie fetus

    • @NebulatheZorua
      @NebulatheZorua 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the song in his battle is so good

  • @dottyzebra2485
    @dottyzebra2485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    While watching this series, I have decided to nominate this game for Steam's "Whoooaaaaaaa, Dude! 2.0" Award.

  • @somberingg
    @somberingg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I died with Kyle as the finale boss 😂😂😂

  • @lilsammy0719
    @lilsammy0719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    38:30 I got an ad and it said moms have the hardest job

  • @frankchic2461
    @frankchic2461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "At the end, am I gonna fart so powerfully that I actually revert time?" Yeah, you already do that Jack.

  • @GokuSS400
    @GokuSS400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Translation from someone who can read Japanese:
    Tweek: It’s time! Please lend me your power…!
    Craig: All right… Let’s go do this together!
    Both: We'll fill this world with our overflowing, combined love!

  • @libertypostponed3070
    @libertypostponed3070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    28:10
    The kid's mother died because he left the toilet seat up! I showed that episode to my mom and now she constantly yells at my dad and little bro when they leave the seats up using that as an excuse! It's fucking priceless.
    Episode re-cap: His mom died because he left the seat up and they had to flush it with her in it to get her out but she passed (pun intended) when they did. All the friends from the show joined together to try and sue the inventor of the toilet to get vengeance on her death. It almost worked until his mom did what moms do best, ruin everything

  • @milkinabag3313
    @milkinabag3313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “TIMMY”

  • @hpbelow0233
    @hpbelow0233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Really, I was watching this video when he said, "It's high noon somewhere in the world" and its 12:00 right now hahaha

    • @cliffordtruss9827
      @cliffordtruss9827 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg samesies

    • @sue2704
      @sue2704 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well for me right now it's 2 23 am

    • @acrojen03
      @acrojen03 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CrazyBananas For me it’s 12:30.

  • @nerdgamer2678
    @nerdgamer2678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I would use mysterion because he's attack the demonic fury and cruel fate is powerful and mysterion is almost immortal because dead mysterion's ultimate is mysterion re-rising

  • @mr.mann.7519
    @mr.mann.7519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Translation to Tweek & Craig ult.
    Tweek : Now! Give me your power..!
    Craig : Ah! -Let's do it together!- (kill me)
    I didn't get the third frigging line, just type in "Tweek and Craig ult. Tranlation."
    See ya.

  • @Strellae8042
    @Strellae8042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Craig really is the voice of reason of some parts of the show and this episode.

  • @emperoroftheomniverse
    @emperoroftheomniverse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Finally i was suffering southpark jacksepticeye withdrawals

    • @celtins3570
      @celtins3570 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emperor of the Omniverse Same

    • @julianhickson-s2225
      @julianhickson-s2225 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I watch Ethan play it too but he's behind jack in it

  • @snappy1622
    @snappy1622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “Buttlord rectum” that made me laugh so hard to stop I had to take a chunk of my self and put it in my mouth

    • @dylancondie805
      @dylancondie805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That... sounds like you sucked yourself off.

    • @edwardgodbold543
      @edwardgodbold543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      which chunk?

    • @Stinky_Inky
      @Stinky_Inky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its the arm isn't it

    • @theman933
      @theman933 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      uhh.. which chunk??

  • @dillanferguson5261
    @dillanferguson5261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    34:08
    I unpaused the video here, RIGHT after calling my friend named Dre.

  • @cyberdance4578
    @cyberdance4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just noticed that if a KO by gross out occurs, they collapse into their own vomit puddle, nice touch

    • @orcabube
      @orcabube 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only cuz an epic artifact

  • @aaronwu3513
    @aaronwu3513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *BUTTLORD RECTUM*
    14:05

    • @aaronwu3513
      @aaronwu3513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PRAISE ROBIN'S EDITING

  • @cheesefont
    @cheesefont 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    12:05 - 12:07 It's actually 'protect my balls'.....(I can't believe that I typed this phrase in my comment.....)

    • @chai_wolf
      @chai_wolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I was like "isn't it 'protect my balls' ?" Glad I'm not the only one that remembers the lyrics XD Even though I can't remember the last time I actually heard the song.

  • @hogsboots7454
    @hogsboots7454 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    jack: the fights are easy
    also jack: im gonna pick casual

  • @EXERedux
    @EXERedux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You’ve GOT to play the dlc:Bring the crunch

  • @Sefraca
    @Sefraca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    I missed the *TOOOOOP OF THE MORNIN TO YE*

    • @Laijah2680
      @Laijah2680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LADIES

    • @peepee-yf7ud
      @peepee-yf7ud 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sefraca it was there though

    • @ganneb7590
      @ganneb7590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0:48

    • @lillemanv2758
      @lillemanv2758 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sefraca i subscribe to you

    • @parkjiminiechimchim9284
      @parkjiminiechimchim9284 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sefraca MY NAME IS JACKSEPICTEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO SOUTH PARK:THE FRACTERED BUT WHOLE

  • @bbqmuffins1683
    @bbqmuffins1683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I swear Craig is my favorite character in the whole game

  • @slunged
    @slunged 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Tweek: "I'm like your guardian angel, Butthole."
    Also Tweek: *Is an Imp and has no angel "ego"*

  • @Because-dm9ek
    @Because-dm9ek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Life, uh, finds a way.” (4:34) nice goldblum reference

  • @mengumanchan1540
    @mengumanchan1540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    *NOT THE MANY-ASSED BEES*

  • @camchill20
    @camchill20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Clicks video straight away turns down volume then disappointed when I didn't hear "TOP OF THE MORNING"

    • @matthewplays7232
      @matthewplays7232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cameron Hill yeah, but you do hear morgan freeman

    • @ammonitetheseaserpent3761
      @ammonitetheseaserpent3761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameron Hill I waited because I knew he would say it at the beginning of the video. :P

    • @victorydance6439
      @victorydance6439 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you should lower your audio before you even enter the link

  • @ballora2445
    @ballora2445 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    37:33
    Jack beat the 6th graders and is in the room where he has to choose between his father and mother.

  • @Cr3Ek_l0v3R
    @Cr3Ek_l0v3R 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:57
    The irony of Tweek telling Craig to calm down instead of the other way around😂

  • @littlewillow5725
    @littlewillow5725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    *Jurassic park music plays*
    Me: welcome to jur-ass-ic park

  • @MiNUS-ax
    @MiNUS-ax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Buttlord Rectum" - Robin's editing 2017

  • @hedo1971
    @hedo1971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:35
    What did the power plug say to the wire?
    Haywire!

  • @michaellynes3540
    @michaellynes3540 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:36 Looks like we’re gonna have to set some “ASSES ON FIRE!”

  • @Natalie-cs9zs
    @Natalie-cs9zs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Okay, so, my name is not actually Kyle, but i have a need to say this:
    *I'M BAAAAAAACK*

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      LOOK AT ME COUSIN KYLE IM A HORRIFIC GENETIC MUTATION

    • @Natalie-cs9zs
      @Natalie-cs9zs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brandon Renard lol haha

    • @jowsok
      @jowsok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OH no my gwasses

    • @jowsok
      @jowsok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AUNTIE SHEELA

    • @betasquid2898
      @betasquid2898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      These kids are picking on me!