SEAMAN AND SWALLOW | South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Part 11
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- In our time of need there's only one duo who can save us..... Seaman and Swallow!
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Kitchen: *Covered in blood and possibly a crime scene*
Jack:
oh look pizza
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
And then goes to help a gay fish instead of investigating right away
@@hilltopdispatch46461
"Sixth graders!"
"Raisin girls!"
"Crab people!"
"They took our jobs!"
Man that got me killed of laughter
and then afdter that it's just "THUNDER! *aoaaoauuhaoaoaiao*"
*meets literal Jesus and can summon Moses at any moment*
"Yeah, I'm Agnostic."
lmao
Andrue Klements atheist would be even better
Steven Swayngham Laughing My Ass Off
I mean maybe he could summon moses or maybe not we dont know
@@justsomeidiotontheinternet4483 iaughing my ass off
Ajybody catch where jesus told moses to shut up
24:27 anyone else think it's kinda cute how protective of "New Kid" that Kyle is? I think it's so cute how he gets so mad when "New Kid's" parents are taken!
It is adorable
I think it’s more because Cartman fucking KIDNAPPED two people but yeah
James Guiney yeah but then why does nobody else say anything about it
Cat Chara Because Kyle hates Cartman the most
I kind of ship it.
33:05 Jacks giggle after Craig said he taught Tweek everything he knows.
AWW
They are so sweet 😭
Jesus: *Takes a selfie with main character*
Sean: Hell yeah!
Jesus: Actually nevermind
I love how your characters are fed up with Cartman’s shit but they still comply with the bullshit rules. That’s a favorite theme of mine throughout the entire game, actually.
37:19
Game: [Speaking Korean]
The audio: *Fight, or we don’t get paid*
Seems legit
Ha
Me befor I watched : ooohhh you cussed
Me now : OMG you awesome
That’s the joke
@@davidhull7774 are you like 4 or something
It’s cute how tweek sometimes says “go get em tiger” when it’s Craig’s turn
I_have_no_friends 27 which is a reference to Mary Jane from Spider-Man calling him tiger
I ship it
Eye of the tiger
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Holy moment
Tweek: *says a weather related one-liner*
Me, with tears streaming down my cheeks: you're doing great sweetie
Lol
I love tweek he’s my favorite
I fucking hate tweek.
@@sloppyphart7879 K.
@@sloppyphart7879 I mean it is you're opinion
Jack: no I don't like mysterion
Me: WHAT
Jack: no I don't like Butters
Me: *WHAT*
Unacceptable!😂
mysterion is the best because you can use him after he dies
Well at least he beat the game without really using him
He'll have to use Mysterion if he ever plays expansion one of the game!
MICRO AGGRESION! HIT HIM
19:52
kyle's face.... oh god...
"WHO SUMMONED ME?!"
(SCREAMS)
Professor Timmy just broke the rules.
By giving you every skill and class.
Inah Oliva team leaders make the rules
Well I certainly wouldn’t be complaining he basically made you god
He is the leader so now you're A GOD
Screw the rules, he has a wheelchair
I fuckin love jimmys "want to get somewhere fa- fa- fas- quickly"
Jack: “Knock em back to a time his dad didn’t leave.”
Everyone in a 50 miles radius: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Anybody else hear Nugget when Jack does the Scot Malcomsin voice😂
Me to 😂😂
So true lol
Wait... When?
I do
Ye
*"Is the gay fish Kanye West?"* I dare you to say that to someone without giving them context
Evil Boobookin lol
I'm totally gonna do that at school tmmr
Evil Boobookin omg yes the Mexican butters reference
My friends say I’m weird now so thanks
I’ll go comment it on a random video
Never thought I'd see a Raisins Girl on the same battle and on the same side with a Crab Person
41:10 Craig: You really pounded that guy, Tweek.
Me: Don't get jealous, Craig!
h a h a
I’m wheezing
Omg 😭
Ayo?
28:44 Jack doesn't remember how they make their coffee...
sorry but how do they make their coffee?
@@natbutter2721 They put Meth in it.
Probs why tweek is so fidgety all the time
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? Oh hey, pizza!" - Jacksepticeye 2017
KOREA VLOG
XD
Just about to comment that XD
Lol
Vanderley5974X dddd
(Stands in front of Jesus) "I'm agnostic"
*jesus is right in front of me* "yeah I'm a atheist"
Jesus in front of me im satanist
Yup
My main character, based off me, is Agnostic. My other character is Buddhist. And they both met Jesus. XD so weird thinking about it.
Chaotic Satanic Athiest
Something else funny is that the priest of the church in south park gave "Butlord" the Moses summon which has the Jewish symbol on it
Tweek: I cant do this ah!
Craig: Super Craig believes in you so beliwve in him
Tweek: Ok!
That was fucking adorable
Wholesome moment with my favorite fictional relationship‼️
12:11 (rewatching Jack's vid cause of quarantine.) one of the most amazing flip of emotion Jack had when the hearts just fill up a lot. Damn South Park really thought it all out.
Imagine how much twitter would panic if he played it today.
aw yeah, i miss dexter's lab too. that was one of my favorites.
i don't know why, but i just thought of the episode, where it's just 15 minutes of their dad getting prepared for one golf strike, and then it rains and they go home.
I remember that!
I ‘member
I actually don’t
please help me hgfgfd
I still watch Dexter's lab
please help me i remember that because there are reruns of the show when i was 4 at the time and dont forget johnny bravo
I love the anime version of Craig and Tweek
*Yaoi
Lol
*chiense hentai
Lol
I totally ship them does any one else?
Same
skull kid gamer They’re literally a couple but ok
I love Jack's Tweek voice, makes me fondly remember Kindergarten 2
The little heart on the tree with C+T has my heart full. I adore Tweek and Craig so much!! (Time stamp if someone needs it for some reason) 8:25
South Park: The only place where you can decide to be an atheist despite the fact that proof to the contrary is literally speaking to you.
just like jack I chose agnostic and then as soon as I chose facepalmed because I just told jesus outside of heaven that I am not sure he or heaven exists.
Like Tony Stark.
He’s literally friends with a god, but he’s still atheist.
Gladius Erlade I wish you could choose pastafarian to be funny
Agnostic and Atheist are very different. Agnostic is you haven't chosen a religion. Atheist is you don't really believe in any religion.
@@bigbaconbot agnostic means you don’t as of now believe in a god or higher being but also do not deny the possibility
Jack, I highly recommend crafting the chocolate meberito because it will unlock a cool summon.
Sillysquiddy :D I think you might want to read that again.
and also he should do the morgan freeman fight
Sillysquiddy :D it gives you another you, so you get 2 turns and with the speeders ability you'll get 4 turns
Isn't he past the point where he can get it? I think you needed to get the ingredients on the previous day if I am not wrong. Well he IS rushing through the game, and not checking stuff in this exploration game, and talking while playing makes it hard to focus on the game.
Watching him play, missing everything and not caring what the epic artifacts do, or his team choice, makes me pissed off, but he is the only youtuber I like that played this game so I guess I'm staying.
Game: "See you, new kid."
Subtitles: *see you nuke it*
Is the gay fish Kanye west
Yes
8:20
Mantequila is a reference to a South Park episode called “The last of the mejecans”
Butters pretends to be an immigrant trying to cross the border and accidentally gets deported to Mexico where he leads a revolution of Mexican immigrants to go back to Mexico
Trump would be pleased
la mantequilla is spanish for butter. Just thought that was a funny little bit of information
@@stephanielkey so we have mantequilla, butters and margarine
I feel so sad every time an ep of Jack playing south park ends...
13:36 Alignment: lawful, neutral or chaotic... Well, I guess some people could see D&D as a "religion" (with a God called DM) :)
55:22 If you wait near the gate long enough, you'll have another vision of Morgan Freeman, which unlocks the time shift fart.
56:00 The Chocolate Memberito unlocks the Timefart Summon (allows you to now summon a clone in combat when your Timefart meter is available).
By playing the game idiot XD
Is the Chocolate Memberito a postgame thing?
Shrey Mathur You can do it as soon as you can get the Fartkour ability. The three ingredients needed (besides the recipe) are a tortilla (you can get it at Freeman's Tacos), Ms. Cartmans Double Stuffed Brownies (you get them after completing her side quest) and a Bucket of Memberberry Juice (pick the crank outside of Skeeter's Bar using the Fartkour ability and then use it on the Memberberry Juicer in Hillvale Farm, northeast of town)
Pedro Stormrage booo
Pedro Stormrage Isi
i love it when craig give that middle finger to the sixth grader when they tell tweek to have a message by his boyfriend and technically he does have a boyfriend
Can i get a timstamp cuz i need to see that 😂
@@izzyt1626 This is a bit late but here is the timestamp 19:38
“*WHOT THE FOK HAPPENED*”
“oh hey pizza :D”
"Why can't I 'A' attacks?"
Three episodes after it started, and, he still didn't realize that the game has been bugging out for hours.
“I don’t like mysterion”... KENNY IS LOVE KENNY IS LIFE JACK HOW COULD YOU
i think he meant that he didnt like how he played
KENNY IS LOVE
KENNY IS LIFE
IF YOU DON'T AGREE
YOU WILL SOON SEE A KNIFE
But he’s dead
Again
WAIT. KENNY IS MYSTERION !?
I love the intro so much xD Jack is like: ''We just woke up after a torturous night of horrible dreams full of OH MY GOD'' xDD Blood everywhere. That was so unexpected and perfect timing with Jack :DD
Am the only one who enjoys tweek and Craig being on current team just because their banter is adorable?
At least your mind is better than mine. When he said death in all shapes and sizes, my first thought was "Ah, Unplanned Parenthood!" It took me forever to realize it was the gun store lmao. Whoops.
Same
Yeah, me too.
I thought it was man bear pig
I fucking knew I wasn't the only one!
I'm still mad that they don't have an IZ109T in the game.
Seriously that gun is highly underrated by all game curators and I HATE IT!!!
*flips past Mysterion*
"Nah I dont like Mysterion"
*hovers mouse over the unsubcribe button*
"I dont like your attitude.....but i still love you"
Why? I personally found him to be a really good dps with his pulling abilities. His ghost thing was good and bad, good cause that means in death he can still help. Bad cause you can't use a revive on him.
What? I'm pretty sure you can revive him
Strawberry Kiss Cosplay Mysterion
Im pretty sure mysterion has fangirl
Oh wait I'm one of them
This was me whenever he didn’t chose Toolshed
I fell in love with "lets fighting love"
When he said "WHERE ARE THEY"
*BATMAN JOINED THE CHAT*
'Nah, I don't like Mysterion.'
I thought you were different Jack. ;-;
"Once again, Craig comes out on top!" -Tweek
Wow, I always knew Craig was a top. ;)
55:37 He didn't even say anything, lmao.
😂
No! NOOOOO!!! My dom Tweek dreams! D:
Just- shut up scott
he said “this sure is gonna be exciting” that’s why craig said that
(55:31)
SILENCE FUJOSHI
0:12
How girls feel when they're on their period
LMAOOOOO TRUE
Lemon Aid i like your pfp
I mean..... It looks more like the kitchen...
haha... so funny😑
20:49 I high fived you jack don’t worry
Same🥺
I love how they pronouce themselves as "Shitty ninjas" instead of "city ninjas"
That's mostly the squinted eyes guy saying that (don't remember his name nor the name of his shop).
I thought it was shiity niga not city
@@dutchondrugs3698 the dude's white, why would you think that?
@@christianwright7581 it doesn't matter if he's white
Yeah it's the joke about the city woke
30:00
"So, you think you can out-smart *shity* ninjas?"
XD
Aniemaniac I heard that too 😂😂😂😂
I’m Chinese and get the same problem too except with fork
Aniemaniac heard it too, hoped jack to laugh at it but I think he didn’t get it
Fernanda Garcia you say “he didn’t get it” like it’s a missable joke
Fernanda Garcia almost everybody that’s ever watched south park knows about the city wok joke
The way that fish continued on and on after "Ima keep this short" XD
jack says something thats from a anime
me: such a weeb (watching assasination classroom)
It's from Bleach, I love the anime
That was a good show
@@tytyftw3496 the manga could've had a solid ending if they hadn't started rushing Kubo
45:36
Cartman: *After further calculation, that damage didn't happen.*
Me: *After further calculation, oh wait nevermind we all knew you were a giant piece of shit. C'mon guys, Let's Fighting Love.*
I hate that Sceptic makes the same shitty mistake that everyone makes, ATTACKING/WASTING ULTIMATES ON DEFLECTOR SHIELDS! Isn't it fucking obvious that the shield will reflect ALL damage done to it!? He almost lost that fight because he kept wailing on that shield and damaging his team even though one single instance should tell you TO NOT ATTACK THAT FUCKING SHIELD.
It just makes Sceptic seem like an idiot at this game, along with his annoying tendency to move team members RIGHT NEXT to people to attack them. He does it when using attacks that can be cast from range (2-3 squares away), and it just leaves them open to being damaged and makes him seem like an idiot, even when he really should know better by this point.
@@jacksimpson8529 r/iamverysmart
(Altough this is sorta true, still.)
Your supposed to wait in front of the gate until a Morgan Freeman hallucination comes. Then you can skip time with your farts
When Jack does tweeks voice it sounds a lot like Ozzy's voice in kindergarten 2
If I remember correctly he actually based Ozzys voice on Tweek because they looked and acted similarish
Ninja: "Fight or we dont get paid."
Subtitles: "[speaking Korean]"
Woah dude
that moment when Jack says "no I don't like butters" but butters is your favorite character :(
saw this comment the exact moment he said that lol
Jack mantequilla means butter in spanish
"I don't like Mysterion."
**chokes**
ExSqUeEzE mE-
edit ;; woah this old ass comment has 290 likes-
edit 2 ;; w O aA h why does this have 394 likes i-
Ikr
Mysterion is badass and kind
@@corruptedbird i n d e e d
He means as a fighter
@@onebulbyboi7499 I know but Mysterion is my boi UnU
16:23 THATS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE
name a more perfect duo, i‘ll wait
“I turned on a fan, it’s warm in here”
Jack what are you doing to your fans
Why do you have Jacksepticeye fans kept as slave
Sans Sansational ok, other version off me, you must be from a sarcastic au, because that sarcasm was as strong as a normal sans’ puns.
the real Sanic
XD
LOL ROASTED AS SHIT.
But Sans' is actually my fav.
is that Bob?
That is a awful joke
I like it...
Umayrica in
Scar-a-moosh, scar-a-moosh, *OH YEA BABY ITS ME SCARAMOOSH!*
Evil Boobookin he has to be my favorite character in the entire show
Oh Jackie babe!!!
Hell yeah!!!
jacksepticeye yeah I'm I the only one who has watched skate 3 and happy wheels series a thousand times
a
Finally a youtuber that knows ace Ventura pet detective
He literally has an episode called "Jack Ventura" or something like that. It's his episode on that game where you decide the fate of people's pets.
“That’s my super power emphasizing by looking at the camera”
Sounds nice
Jack you don't need to have both tweek and Craig on your team to do their ultimate
Their love is so strong it surpasses barriers...
*Deep inhale*
GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
Tony Simone there super ultumate together aka GAYYTTY
Tony Simone I
18:38 "Kick him back into a time when his dad didn't leave"
~ Jackaboyman 2017
Love that Jack confuses the super best friends for the freedom pals 😂😂
15:03 - yep, that's what called Leaning on the Fourth Wall. Trey and Matt are geniuses. :p
This is the best series on Jack's channel so far. WHO AGREES?
Just Epic undertale tho
54:30 😭😭 i miss that show too jack
30:07 when the Ninja said "City Ninja" sounds like he said "Shitty Ninja"
It always sounds like that, I think it's part of a joke.
Yeah, thats the entire joke, because he's "Asian" so he mispronounces english words
Its part of the south park cutting everything really fine as a joke
i love how he was all creeped out and suddenly gets cheery saying oooh pizza! lmao
He passed up the fucking berries again. JACK! It's right there! New fart damnit.
54:07
That smile is holy!
I like the name and photo
what is your username implying
Oh yeah
That I'm Mysterion's property
:/ duh.
As in romantically and sexually attracted to.
Kinky
Property of Mysterion I was looking down at pictures of Kenny’s face and I saw a video from you channel there it was the mysterious talking normal onemlol
Wait how does Mitch Conner talk without Eric opening his mouth
There's this thing called ventriloquism.
When Mitch speaks they do this thing where they're mouths are open but not moving
19:51 Kyles fave just move just right under his eyes when he was vomiting XD
19:34 Now that right there Jackey boy cat is some craziness off the port bow babe.
1TrulyMad Yes.
With the ultimate that has wonder tweek and super craig the music sounds like "laz fighting love" even though it says "lets fight with love".
No, Its lets fighting love xd
@@pearlhouzuki2507 "let's fight with love" makes so much more sense.
Its literally the song name you rotten apple.
deathkiller the nightmare slayer it sounds like lets fighting love because thats what it actually says have you not watched south park
54:12 Jack was singing Dexter's Laboratory
"Oh shit there's blood everywhere! Time to raid my parents' room!"
I love the green hair of your character
Sefraca in real life his hair looks blue W THE HELL JACK
Cute pic sefraca
His hair is a mixture of blue and green in real life
We all do.
BlazerGamer we don't all
The timing of that opening sentence was perfect. "We just woke up after a torturous night of horrible dreams full of-Oh my god!"
"If you'll excuse me, i have a ballon to piss in-"
" *Ahhh~* "
cracked me tf up
20:54
Jack's face when he found out he had to fight all the group leaders has me dead. 😂
Craig and Tweek are so awkwardly adorable
Go to Morgan Freeman's Tacos and hit him 3 to 5 times. The rest is a secret.
That one guy across the street No fuck you I lost in like 1 min
The True Battlefield One Player I know
he'll kill him
That one guy across the street Then Denzel frickin Washington appears.
Jackie-boy, man. You just got all the supervisor hours. You're the ultimate superhero now. So what are you going to do?
Jack: I have all the Might “ IM ALL MIGHT “
Also craigs and tweeks sighn on there chests and costumes are basicly the same
The Challenge Channel duh
i highkey headcanon/assume that they made them together b/c it looks like Tweek is wearing one of Craig's sweaters lmao
i'm still disappointed about the fact that there's no british nationality, I had to exaggerate my 5% Scottish instead ¬_¬
*let's fighting loveeee*
Let’s fighting love
Protect my balls
Let’s fighting love
👫👊🏽😍
tweek: does anything
me: you’re doing amazing sweetie
Jack: *sees blood in the kitchen*
Also jack: “oh pizza :)”
Ever noticed the crafting sound effects made a sick beat?
A better title (at least I think) is "Swallow My Seaman"
Shaiden Hollenway You have been saved by Semen once again! Until Cartman drinks it...
or seaman,swallow,and jack
@@zimmychance1032 The correct order would be Jack, Seaman and Swallow. lol
😲
“SEAMAN!”
22:01
Jack: yeah whatever but I don’t like you pc principal
Narrator: Microaggression!, HIT HIM!
19:50 The look on Kyle's face tho when he throwing up XD
Mysterion has two Ultimates. After you use the Ultimate on Mysterion a second time, he will enter heaven, but decide it's not his time yet and resurrect. It also heals all allies.
IDK WHY BUT I THINK MYSTERION IS THE KEY TO THE GAME
“Oh hey, pizza” XD that killed me
so we all just gonna gloss over Tweek saying "Once again, Super Craig comes out on top"?
😏😏🤫