VIOLENT BIBLE RAP | Dan Bull & Boyinaband feat. God
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 มิ.ย. 2014
- We decided to rap some of our favourite lines from the Bible!
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CREDITS:
Lyrics: God
Performance: Dave Brown and Dan Bull
Video: / arcadeadam
Torchbearer: / whiteenglishgirl
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Christ, God has some killer lines. Bloody hell.
I see what you did there...
I feel like that entire sentence was crafted to include every biblical entendre possible.
More like Bloody Heaven.That was bad.
Ha bloody hell...
This was a fantastic track with some killer rhymes.
It's also nice to have an excuse to have you scream, Dan.
I also may be sensing a sort of "affinity" for RAPE.
Killing it. again.
When you're Edgy but you still want to go to Heaven
Optimus Pirate relatable
Do you know what edgy mean?
imma edgy christian
Lol They'll find out
@@mikel73035 doesn't exist conform fully or else
In the description it says:
"CREDITS:
Lyrics: God"
Man I love these guys
Hey if it's true... Got to love the Almighty
3:36 in the bottom right corner they put "holy ghostwritten by god". 😂
@A Commenting Account but how did the prophets know what to say ? 😏🤓
Finally, some wholesome Christian Music to play at Sunday School
The true horror is BIAB's behaviour mirroring christian priests.
you know this mostly from the Jewish parts
@@UnwantedStudios3that's true. I'm actually surprized they didn't include any descriptions of crucifixion from the new testimate. That shit scared me when I was a kid in CCD (catholic sunday school which we had on wednesdays for some reason)! Plus it was described in 4 separate gospels.
They should do a new testimate version.
"The Bible's words were taken out of context."
"What's the right context for, and I quote, 'have no mercy on helpless babies.'"
"That's a great question."
AmateurHourGaming Very very simple,Isaiah predicts the coming attack on Babylon by Medes and the Persians.
It's taken VERY out of context.
Jackman LeBlanc good grammers boi
Killers Love Oh you're clever. Insulting someone's grammar? Cause that hasn't ever been done before.
Jackman LeBlanc i'm kidding, friend.
AmateurHourGaming It's predicting what the Mede's armies would do. It's not commanding the reader not to have mercy on babies.
"feat. God" lmfao Dan
Keeeeeyori... Hi!
Sup Keyori
Ye m8
Fuck you just keyori has to awsner me :)
Lol, hello there Keyori ^^
Glad to see you stopped by.
My parents said to turn on some Christian muic
This on max
Happymom
hypnodance
YESSSS
L M A O
I'm really curious what reaction she might've got😂
Religion Teacher: Okay students, what's your favorite religious song?
Me: *plays video*
Lol
Me: *raises hand* It’s called... well let me just play it
LMAO!!!
LOL
Goddamn for real...
"Even if you beat fools half to death, you can never beat their foolishness out of them"
DAMN!!!!!!!!
Accurate tho
I shared that verse to my pastor. He liked it.
True
The Bible have some good disses
@@DrMemeTheTherapist They can make for some great one liners.
If my parents will ever tell me to listen to religiosus music, Im just gonna turn this on, and full volume.
Good.
gg
you go man haha
I'm not religious but this is obviously taken out of context.
Eternal RotMG it isn't. Every line is taken out of the bible
2:52 Dave's voice in the background just going "ewwwwwww" XDD
Mood
im crying
Yeah, the bible is pretty fucking metal.
Luther Barrett pretty odd
Gosh guys, he;s not bashing the bible, he made a horrorcore rap and used lines from the bible because like it or not, there clearly are some horrorcore-worth lines in the bible.
+DitsSurvival Well, I think they are getting more upset at the fact that people (NOT David and Dan) are trying to bash their religion over these passages.
Religion is allowed to not make logical sense, as long as it's benign religion (ie. believing in God and not believing that God wants us to kill someone over a cow or whatever because something someone wrote and someone else claimed to be God's Word is okay. It may not be "logical" to believe in some parts of the Bible over others, but as long as you aren't killing or raping people because of your religion, that's okay.)
+DitsSurvival Religous Or Not If You Used Context And Read The Full Story You Should Understand That There Is Barely Any Violence :) Thank You Ignorant People At Its Best
+Tom Hawkes Pretty sure they *are* bashing the Bible. It deserves to be bashed every day.
+FabulousFour umm... no, "barely any violence" bullshit! everyone here here has at least read parts of the bible, were not stupid. there is a ridiculous amount of violence in the bible, like any other religious text.
+FabulousFour I use to be Christian and have read the Bible front to back many times. You have got to be kidding me. Its FULL of violence. The majority of it is violence. Its that way to scare people and make them fear "God's Wrath" and "Going to hell" to better brainwash them into submission and make it easier to control and bring in even more worshipers who will also be brainwashed. I have never in my life seen one real good Christian and I have been around it all my life. Its all bull shit. Its for the mindless "SHEEP" like you. Good luck being a SHEEP in that flock. The bible even calls you people "SHEEP". You can't think for yourselves, because if you could you would have worked out the logic already. Baa Baa
I was never in this...
Yeah yeah whatever you say... Fucking drunks.
Chuck is that youuuuu??? ;P
+Alexis Henderson omg XD
+Alexis Henderson my name is Alexis 😲 😕 🏥 🏠🏠 👫 🏫🏫
+Alexis Arroyo Ayy :) ❤️
"holy ghostwritten by god" lmao
You didn't leave a link to God's TH-cam channel
How did you film that in a church? Would be pretty awkward if anyone came in...
+Yikak4 no it wouldn't, they're only reciting the words from the holy bible.
+Yikak4 It was probably abandoned
The Movement Good call
+Yikak4 You can hire church halls and stuff, or churches (think about birthday parties/weddings/funerals etc.) so it would've been when no-one was in there
Mikasa Pinata Good... point. You're all making me feel stupid now :) but I'm glad to be educated
Imagine them saying to the people in the church "Hi, can we film here? It's a rap made of lines from the bible." "Oh, may I read the lyrics?" "Uh... no."
churches in the UK are usually always empty unless somethings going on
torrentialskies Well, I'm an atheist in the UK, but I assumed there'd be, like, a staff member?
+Holly Boreham nah they're just empty, anyone can go in
+Holly Boreham It is line from the bible. They could let the person see it.
😈🤘🏻ROTFLMFAO🤘🏻😈
at 0:17 when he says “a flame goes forth from his mouth” a little red wisp of his hair floats up in front of his mouth like a flame! i wonder how many takes they did with all the different locations they had
I am a offensive and I find this Christian
Very Christian indeed...
LOL
you're...offensive? okay
"feat. God" I laughed so hard at that
Lower letter..god..NOT God. These 2 are straight cowards. Look at them. Smh I'd tear the fur off them. hate evil. Love good.
Love Yahshayah fuck off
@@loveyahshayah8855 Every single line in this rap from the bible and at least 70% is something God himself directly said in the old testament I'll give them the feat it's literal quotes look at the top right corner they even have every single verse used up there as they say it
@@zoenotok9792 hmm. I'm gonna pray for you
@@nooby165 it's HOW they say and present it. ABBA says not to be violent...be hard not to trip out on them in person. Silly little cowards. A real man of The Most High won't put up with that bs. Straight lash out on them. Looking all feminine...f outta here
Can't wait to play this in my DJ set at bible camp! :D
Lmaooo.
I bet you'd do it too.
Do it.
lol
RECORD IT!!!!!11
^^
So... When does 'love thy neighbor' come in?
It was a joke...
After you walk around their property for 7 days blowing on horns, before their hedge crumbles and you go in and kill every man, woman and child you can find. Then you make love to their corpses, as "god" has commanded.
Nat it's horrorcore
Nat they might've took the neighbor out of that to use it for something else
Lol, I think that you got one part of that story wrong.
so i happened to have a bible from 1889 sitting infront of me (i was doing RE homework earlier lmao) so i decided to fact check a fair few of these and the ones that i checked were accurate, although a few of them were paraphrased. For example; "violence! rape!" is instead "violence and spoil", however "make their flesh rot" is instead "Their flesh shall consume away while they stand upon their feet, and their eyes shall consume away in their holes, and their tongue shall consume away in their mouth" which is even more horrifying imo
TL;DR: all of the quotes are accurate, just paraphrased in order to fit a more modern audience
saffysaffyrocks you're Bible is from 1889 and a more modern Bible might say the exact lines from the song. As time changes, so does the English language so the Bible needs to be slightly tweaked so it can be understood differently. Also, different versions can translate words slightly differently so that's why one Bible might be slightly different to the next but overall, they are minor changes and all have the right content in them
Seriously, there are hundreds of Bible versions with slightly different text interpretation.
So how much can one update/paraphrase Bible verses before it can no longer be called a Bible? Like, if I wrote a version of the Bible but made it so that instead of a cross, Jesus died on, say, a 6-foot tall wooden ganja leaf on the grounds of making it more youth-relevant without altering the definitive plot points, where would one draw the line? And who has authority to decide whether or not one book of words can be classed as a Bible while another cannot? These are the questions we should be asking ourselves and our local men-of-the-cloth.
Man like Mr. Hans McManz as much as I loved imagining Jesus hanging on a giant pot leaf, the only changes people make are translations. Thine becomes your, thy becomes you. Grammar changes too. No actual content is changed. I still like to read NRSV tho, cuz that is a direct translation from the original Greek. It's a little tough to understand sometimes, but you can't beat the OG.
I agree and disagree. I think they chose those words as their main chorus because they are themes that are, oddly enough, fairly common in... Well, the Old Testament mainly. So, while they aren't exact lines collected from the bible - they are themes that are prevalent enough in the publication to make religion difficult for some to understand and follow. [Myself included. Why preach love and community just to turn around and say "I will literally cause your children to be raped if you are on my land or aren't a good person." There are more effective teaching methodologies than violence and rape.]
That being said, I think its somewhat trivial to try and dissect whether they actually quoted the full lines or not. They captured the spirit of a side of Christianity that most advocates are either ignorant to or simply refuse to acknowledge. Even worse, there are those that try to rationalize it, even though it's just living proof that the document is more of a history book than anything else. After all, the ones who win the war... write the history.
The last part was, kinda weird, with Dave's motherly instincts kicking in.
lol
LMAO
I want Dave to be my mommy
i think he is
It was so cute lol
To all people calling them self "Satanist" in the comments:
How is 7th grade going?
ok so im a satanist xD but i understand what you mean.Those little kiddos are bringing shame on the real "satanism"
+masque im not xD im 18 yes i look young ...
-Satanist
-xD
ironic.
+Chronosaurus sorry that i don't fit into your stereotypical view but im infact satanistic. But i think you guys miss the whole point of satanism. Im not one of those "oh i will kill animals and bath in there blood bitch" because this isn't satanism. Satanism (after Anton Lafayette) is the "real satanism". It's about treating yourself good. Being open mindet usw.
and btw. only because i like to use an emoji doesn't mean im disabled ! And im in fact not so thanks for your intrest in my health situation.
+Chronosaurus i am infact myself ;) get the stick out of your arse and stop bieng rude. I tried to not be offensive in any way. So please if you want a conversation than i can give you that. But i won't let me get insulted by a seemingly 12 year old. Thank you and have a nice day
0:36 That Laugh will give me nightmares... Thanks Dave..
Blazey! every time he laughed, i got chills
my church next choir song
Ha
I wonder if my choir teacher would let us sing this...
Pause at 1:46
You're welcome
is durr da man who duuuurk de eaaarrrrh
Hello, me.
+Ken Kaneki o shit what's up guys
When did I-um-we learn Shadow Clone Jutsu?
Pizza Glitter
....... BWHAHAAHAHAHA XD OMG
Dave playing the role of a crazy psycho is the best thing ever
What do you mean "playing the role?"
Ikr
Stefany Kulcheski He IS a crazy psycho!😂😂💙
Proud ARMY 4 Life on the mic
then watch dead fast rap ;)
"I will fill your mountains with the dead" is such a raw line and it's delivered so well
one of my teachers told us to watch some bible rap song on youtube and specifically said not to watch this one. being the edgy kid i was i went ahead and watched this video first LMAO. ah the memories..
Though righteous, the bible is one of the most violent and shocking books known to mankind. There's a reason there are kids versions of the bible, because I wouldn't want my kid reading that until his late tweens
+Ben P So , censor your OWN religion? Are you all huge pussies? Fuck off.
+Benjamin Lovett I Was also thinking about Revalation, but i forgot the whole verse, but i knew the rule that the holy book cannot be subjected to Censorship or editing, Same with the Torah and the Koran
Benjamin Lovett Okay, I Get it, You like your Cat, Plenty of people love their Cat, as shown by the sheer amount of Video's and Pictures on the interwebs,
But there is a time and place for such things, and it's not here ;)
I want you so bad.
Benjamin Lovett
I was thinking, and what I thought about was isn't the sheer fact that the bible is translated to English an edit? A sin?
God damn.
No no no dan bull has been given detailed upper teeth and detailed bottom teeth
Where is all of Dan's bling?
TheLordboki thank god for atheism or we would be like you a contradicting lunatic screeming the end is neigh
Nathan 'spud' Wertheim Not sure what you ment by that, You know I was joking right?
Nathan 'spud' Wertheim
Extremist much?
I'm a very dedicated Christian and this was art
Update: I’m now an atheistic witch but uhhh still neat I guess
|-/
Are you actually?
I like it too :) lol
Christians think rap and rock are the Devi's words backwards or something like that ur not Christian u wouldnt be here if u wer
Twenty Paphonies you didnt get the song then...it was made to show how how the bible and religion is violent....damn christians are so blinded
"Lyrics: God"
The description killed me!😂😂😂😂😂
I love the fact that people still argue that the Bible isn't violent.
Bible is just realistic.
@Abel HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOOK OF REVILATIONS?!?! THATS BASICALLY THE DOOMS DAY BOOK!!
@Abel I don't see in what kind of context murdering infants is necessary but ok
@Abel The context usually makes it even worse.
The Bible is definitely violent. The Old Testament is murder galore and Yahweh is just an awful character altogether in it.
@Abel The context makes it worse. Christians always use this line.
Well I'm horrified and also sure that the creators of this song have read far more of the Bible than those who claim to follow it's teachings.
Ouch, that burned....
***** Hmm, my post is unclear by horrifying I meant the fact that these things are taken from The Bible, not the actual song you created from it. I love it.
Taken out of context, and combined with lines that aren't even part of the same scripture, definitely makes it more-so eerie than it actually is when read in context. I'm not saying you're wrong about people, who claim to follow it's teachings, not reading as much as the individuals in this video, but definitely not all of us (heck, that's not even considering the literal millions who believe that can't own one due to where they live and/or their circumstances).
Most of these lines are quotes spoken by wicked individuals and testifies of the wicked acts individuals/groups/cities were committing [i.e. God destroyed Soddom and Gomorrah because it was a city of rape, violence, etc. and refused to turn from their ways].
I'm just hoping people who've never read the Bible don't watch this and assume God is OK with such things just because it's written about in His word. [sorry, this is a lot longer than I meant it to be]
MyAnchorIsJesus Well, the fact is that even taken in context the bible has some messed up crap in it and often about actions God takes or his followers do. The Bible is what lost me about Christianity. If you are to believe it is the word of God and all true then that's not a God I would choose.
Even if you accept the Bible as a fable like Greek Mythology then it is usually a tale of mistakes made and atoned for or seeks to tell a moral lesson. I don't need the bible or the threat of a God who would strike me down in order to be a good moral person. I teach my children that they should do what is right, simply because it's right. Not because they are going to be punished if they don't.
Maybe God should have spent his time inventing printing presses and book bindings way back when instead of sending plagues and turning cities and their people to salt.
"Break em like a rod of I-yeeennnn"
"I will slawta their children bringing a sudden flawa blood and wawteh
It's clever that Dave said "I used a donkey's jawbone to kill a thousand men" because of Samson
If he was dark enough in reflectance and smelling of ganga walking around brandishing a donkey's jawbone, the blue judge, jury, and executioner would have emptied all but the last bullet of the whole clip into him, saving the last bullet to kill his dog....Murder is only desirable, pleasant, and fun if it's legal and accessible to all...
@@brentfisher902 Not murder, it was a battle against the Philistines. And he was as tanned as you'd expect for the region
Got some popcorn with extra butter, bout to scroll through the comments :^)
+acescouter1992 Well, If you see any comments by me, make sure to read those conversations! They are really good, not so much because of me, but because of the counter-parts. Truly, hilarious.
The professor!!
I brought the Coke!
2 years later still reading
Don't worry theres already plenty of salty here.
I like how for lyrics it says God
Yeah. Even if it is wrong.
They aren't wrong though.
+anna somer God didn't write this.
And I mean the verses. God didn't write the scriptures.
God created the bible from which the lyrics came from so...
Anyone still here in 2020 and still loving dan & this song 🥺? I remember when I found you from Epic rap battles of history 😢 old times man
Always gonna be here 👆
When you're vibing with the goth biblical lyrics knowing that they're taken out of context, but you notice that few lines have passed and the citation hasn't changed yet 👀👀👀👀👀
What happens when you turn the most violent & fucked-up book ever written (the Bible) into lyrics!?
....You get the most hard-core gangster rap EVER!!
EXACTLY!!!
*
Cough* Quran *cough*
Zombehnation1001
No... In the Bible, the "god" character murders a rough estimate of 2,038,344 (not counting all the other horrible ghoulishness)..
He only murders about 4 people total in the Qur'an.
Schweí Übersteigen I'd say the teachings of the Quran are more relevant to modern day violence than the Bible, I know more people die in the bible but it doesn't make the repercussions of its rhetoric worse.
I don't know what book you read, the Holy Bible is full of peace, love, forgiveness, so you have absolutely no clue of what you speak of. You probably haven't even read the book. So you should have no opinion! You want some aloe for that burn...
Guys. Come on. It's just a song. They used just the bad quotes because it's a horrorcore rap. It's the purpose. Why do you Christians guard your book so much? You sure do sound like you have something to hide.
Exactly. I respect Christianity, but I also know that this is just fun. It's nothing serious, nothing offensive and it's not supposed to be taken seriously. They are not telling everyone "Stop believing in God, he's not real."
+Vampire Queen Eloridah You said, you sure sound like you have something to hide. How is that respect, wow you anime idiots sure have something to hide now that's respect.
+Isaac Dominguez That last sentence wasn't supposed to be taken seriously, but oh well, if that's what is bugging you. :)
So if you call me an anime idiot, can I call you a music idiot? Come on, that was totally unnecessary.
+Exssprogamer shut up crybaby
Did you call me a crybaby..... jeez I just can't recover from that please don't do that to a person
And this is why context is always important.
even with context the bible is fucked up
Yeah even in context most of these verses are fucked up. That's why the BIBLE is AWESOME!
i love how he featured God
Are we just not gonna talk about "wawter"?
Actually "Wawdah"
FloatyChews adding an accent or Changing pronunciation helps make words rhyme
waw_duh
I love that line xD
The Bible is a terrifying book.
welcome to hell
Dominika
hallelujah
GODZILLADRAGON111 It really isn't. At least the new testament isn't...
Except Revelation. That's a strange book.
That's why it's a best seller
should've used more from revelations
THANK YOU!!! THATS THE GORIEST BOOK!!
If you wanted to make a song with *every* violent or horrific line of the Bible, it would last a good hour
"Lyrics: God"
I love you Dave
Scrolling down the comment section you will find:
1) Atheists who think they're smarter than religious people just because they don't believe in god
2) Christians getting butt hurt over a song
3) Random Muslims and Jews.
4) The rest.
+Potato Ninja Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulu R'lyeh Wgah'nag Fhtagn!
+Potato Ninja I'm a proud member of the rest.
budred123 - Bernie Sanders FTW - :)
+Potato Ninja think they are smarter? strawman much?
we think its pretty stupid to believe something without evidence. unless you seriously believe in every single thing everyone says
Xarai There are plenty of atheists that are dumb as fuck, they just don't believe in a god. And there are some smart religious people that are still very smart other than the fact that they believe in a god.
Bible=Mega Gangstah Rap. Please no one get offended by my comment.
Shimmer Star Well I'm fucking offended, what are you going to do about it punk?
S.E. Cupp Give you cake. XD
Shimmer Star Don't _lie_ to me.
S.E. Cupp I didn't. Have some internet cake.
Shimmer Star The cake is a lie!
I love Dave
I love his hair
I love Dan
I love facial expressions
The Pug Channel big mood
@@roshanfey lol
The last few seconds of Dave acting like a mother to Dan... I think I died a little
No. "It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life"
So... Are you and God gonna do some more raps later?
He can't, there is no god remember :D
Pretty sure god is all booked up with Eminems tour atm.
XI_Duffman73_IX only satan bro, only satan
XI_Duffman73_IX
nope, just a big invisible sky psycho
Ilya Crols i wish some people would just learn to respect everyones beliefs.
I'm a Christian and I like this. No use getting defensive when they're actual lines from the Bible. It's not like he made them up.
Tbh though, do you really think God is an even decent being hearing these lines?
@@tomykong2915 I'm pretty sure most lines are taken out of context? You gotta actually read the stories, not just assume that the one line they use for their lyrics is how the story goes
While they're mostly taken out of context, good song
@@yamieruki Oh, so raping and murdering women and children is appropriate in the right context?
Please do tell...what would that context be? You know, the context that makes rape and murder of children totally cool?
@Alex Larsen How about when it's describing a historical event that happened? Because the Bible provides historical documentation on ancient history, and part of that was conquest. And please do not try to apply modern moral relativist morality to people who lived thousands of years ago, because it makes no sense and any legitimate scholar would laugh you out of the room.
Sometimes I just come back and listen to this absolute banger and then feel bad over the fact that we'll probably never hear a dan bull & boyinaband song again. :(
yea.. Dan even made a song about it after Pewds congratulations bit
What happened
@@KrishnanandKJ they just lost contact over the years
@@freddykabuffke461 oh
The Bible is hardcore, guys
its not. These are taken out of context bruh.
Hi!
If you're gonna start a flamewar:
1: Don't.
2: ????
3: ??????
4: Profit.
Ha Ha Ha. Nice Reference.
When is the Quaran version coming out?
never because the "quaran" dont exist
+king potato
no i not
is a shahada muslim flag isis stealed the flag
That would be a long ass song.
+king potato Idiot..
+Enoch The bible ones worse
Omg I just realized that's not a hood that's your hair in the cover picture!? I thought y'all both had a hood on rip
They do have hoods on in the thumbnail though, you sperg.
@@vaudeville-villain They're referring to Dave's hair looking like a hood cuz it's so long and glorious and it has that perfect shine...
What was I talking about?
Zak Jet Nigga, tf you on?
This is actually terrifying...more than any Horrorcore song I've ever heard...
Damn, the bible wasn't just violent, it was fucking weird.
Clearly, there's a passage that says you cant eat shellfish or wear mixed fabrics. Even weirder it says that when a woman is raped, her rapist must pay her father fifty pieces of silver and then must be forced to marry her rapist.
khaosjoker909 Well, since from there on it's not considered rape anymore, it's just sex. Wow, didn't know that the Bible is a lawyer for criminals.
khaosjoker909 I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Al Capwn haha
In that time it was considered sex
All of these lines are taken completely out of context from the stories in the bible
And?
Bitch you can't choose what's in context and what's out of it so fuck off with your bull shit argument
Yes i can because I am a Christian who has read the bible
Austin Pewitt
And nobody cares,this is the internet.75% of the people on the internet are Atheist and honestly do not care if these are out of context,that is kind of the point in a way.
Austin Pewitt If they can't take things out of context then why can the Bible belt wankers that run america?
Dave's eyes look like dark brown, you can't really tell his eye color so they just seem brown, it actually looks awesome, looks so hot
He has blue eyes.
dawn khader THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING
Blue eyes, eww don't call him hot
I mean you can think that
But do not comment it
@TwizzlyBlue __ no he is a boy he just likes to have long hair nothing wrong with that he just likes to have long hair
@TwizzlyBlue __ ok
I didn't realize the Bible was this edgy.
Read lamentations, then go straight to Genesis
Wow that Holy Bible really is some hardcore shit! I should read it someday xD
I know, but mythology can be fun to read ;)
Officially Stated Oh no Greek mythology is the best! I love it! It's funny how they saw their gods :D Their gods made lot of mistakes and were fighting all the time. Usually religions have perfect gods who don't make mistakes 8)
Enki Aswad For the best explanation of while the Bible is not mythology, check out The Everlasting Man by G.K. Chesterton.
Benjamin Drexler For the explanation of why the Buybull is bullshit, please check out evilbible dot com.
rickpermanentmarker I have, actually. That site is really rather pathetic and could make far better supported arguments if they actually studied the Bible.
It's fun to recognize the passages these are taken from. And it makes me kind of angry at that people think the bible should be peaceful cause there's some real bad asses in the bible. Gideon,Samson,David. If you think about it, the bible would make one fun ass video game
+Josh Graham I know, Killing 1000 soldiers with the Jawbone of a donkey is a pretty amazing feat. XD
+avin cable The first MLBM game. Who doesn't love Major League Bone Murdering?
***** what about the stoning people to death range? I think it'll get tiring but it'll be interesting.
+Voxle "I only said Jehovah!"
Mypetdalek Death!
Imagine someone pulling out a bible in a rap battle
No one can complain if I play this on a Christian server 😂😂
THROW THEM AWAY LIKE A MENSTRUAL CLOTH
i am an athiest, a christian, a troll and an athiest, and this song highly, highly offends me.
wot
Dib plays you realise if i took the "a troll" out of this, there would be days of people flaming and having a go at me, its kinda fascinating
brentonalla1 wot
Dib plays yep, even if you have a legit opinion and you're like "i dont like this because of... something idk" and you're not just being a hater, you will, without a single doubt, get like 10 people being like "OY, U FUKIN HATER" or something, try it and message me telling me what you got >.
brentonalla1 wot
Dave in full on mom mode at the end
I absolutely love Dave's voice in it
Ilona ughh yes this genre is so fitting for him
and to think; people read this shit to their children before bed...
+Sapphire Smith I rap this to my infants
***** look in the corner of the video, shows exactly where the quotes come from.
***** there*
***** looks like duct tape can fix anything apart from grammar.
(No hard feelings, Im only making a joke for the +1s)
***** oh my, well you'll be fine as long as you remember your (belongs to you) you're (you are) there (location) their (belongs to them) and they're (they are).
Good luck on your test though
People are looking too deep for a meaning here. They were just being creative in my opinion. They probably just thought that there were a lot of violent things in the Bible and they decided to make a horrorcore rap. I don't think it goes any deeper.
I guess something like this could be made based on a medical handbook or a law text. I read some stuff from the EU about sexual crimes it was pretty gross.
If you're about to fight crime, you have to name it. And that's why I think there's so much of this in the Bible. God never hides away stuff that brings shame. He shows it, so we can learn on the errors of others. But again: without reading it as a whole, with context of the culture that this was written in, it's hard to understand what's the point and what happens or what that means. THat's why I try to keep in contact with peope who spent their lifes understanding it, so I can understand it too, because I trust God, and I believe it all makes sense.
Luckily we're all gonna die someday :)
What do.
Pray and carry on.
According to +ShadoMentor logic then Banks are churches to capitalism. So are you going to tell me money controls the world... Oh wait...
***** I was just joking, and that was the worst possible comeback you could've used. "Sorry man" "man" "I don't hit women." I like your logic.
***** Woah shit. You should really click the reply button. I just now read that.
I'm a very dedicated Christian and this is literally my favorite thing I don't know why people would freak out about this
Ikr??? This is creative...
Christian is a pretty nice guy
Ezra Uyeda You are of course correct about the context. However, why is that something to be scared of? It is a cool remix of one of the most epic tomes available to mankind.
yeah this is scary. the bible talking of murdering women and children is fine but this is not
FKProds has the right idea, just enjoy this man
Top 10 most sexist rappers
1. God
Mikey de Groot
Uh... what?
@@tynj6816 Did you listen to the lyrics?
I don't get this one
2. Boyinaband
3. Dan Bull
@Dr meme the therapist how is Dave sexist? I Havent heard a single sexist comment/joke from him!
Legit. Just legit. Wow, so good.
I subscribed. :D
Yeap. Read the Bible. It will surprise you. God is as hardcore as he is cool. People are still as crazy then as they are today.
Yeah, it's from the Old Testament, which mainly focused on sinners being punished.
You right. There is or was nothing innocent or light in the Bible
and sinners sinning
I don't want to discuss what the other people commented on this comment are saying because that will just create a bunch of drama for me, but heck yeah God is cool! I don't remember the exact verse or the way it was said (I'm not sure if they mentioned it in the song (I skipped around)) but somewhere in the bible one of Gods followers asked "why is the bottom of your clothing stained red?" And God replied with something like "I stepped on my enemies and their blood stained my clothing" like super nonchalant XD I didn't do an exact quote but I heard it in a sermon a few months ago. In like Samuel I think? Or revelation? Idk. But yeah. God is hardcore
+Samantha Lewis alright I know I JUST said I wouldn't but I couldn't help it when I saw your comment. Have you read the bible? I could go on for days on end talking about the good and light things there are, but just because I think your trolling I'll only put down one passage. Psalm 23. If you want to look around for more awesome psalms then go ahead because some are cool and hardcore and others are happy and good and light and stuff. I'll keep you in my prayers!
Yes, this IS taken out of context, they are literally just parts of sentences pieced together. But, if you look at the actual context, most of these aren't from reasonable contexts anyway.
Put it into context and it only becomes worse!
Put it into a actual historic context and --- naaah, still pretty insane!
Let's just say, the Grimm Brothers were pussies compared to the Hebrews who wrote these fairytales.....
Some of it's not really taken out of context, though...
The LORD sent me to anoint thee to be king over his people, over Israel: now therefore hearken thou unto the voice of the words of the LORD. Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt. Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both **man and woman, infant and suckling**, ox and sheep, camel and ass. (1 Samuel 15:1-3)
God ordered the wholesale slaughter of a people for something they did 400 years in the past, including women, children and infants. Let that sink in.
oh boy I am a good Christian and I know that Jesus christ and the *LORD!!!#!4F12#$r* love me very much *AMEN21!@!!!!#@*
nah just kidding.
Emma The Enigma yea ok. I have read the Bible if god is real he’s a rapist sycho murderer abuser homophobic and more. It’s also full of insect
“But if in the field the man finds the girl who is engaged, and the man forces her and lies with her, then only the man who lies with her shall die. But you shall do nothing to the girl; there is no sin in the girl worthy of death, for just as a man rises against his neighbor and murders him, so is this case. When he found her in the field, the engaged girl cried out, but there was no one to save her.” - Deuteronomy 22:25-27
Psycho? God is just, and he communicated his rules through the the ten commandments. We (as humans) can't follow the commandments, so we should be punished- as a just God would.
Murderer? The entirety of the Bible makes it clear that the punishment of sin is death. To murder is to kill someone unlawfully ( dictionary definition : Oxford.)
Abuser? Read above. 'a person who treats another person or animal with cruelty or violence, especially regularly or repeatedly.' God is able to deal his punishments as he sees fit.
Homophobic? Yes, he detests all homosexual relationships- but is this not the same as any other sin? Every other sin (lying, cheating, stealing, murder, hatred, assault) is also inevitable for us(as sinners), but we can still find forgiveness in the death of Jesus - which instantly relieves us of all punishment as we have faith in him.
Incest? “The crime of sexual intercourse or cohabitation between a man and woman who are related to each other within the degrees wherein marriage is prohibited by law”. The bible states that you cannot sleep with someone whom you haven't married- they work with each other perfectly.
1:46 that flow was insane
ikr
I respect a mans religion just as I respect a mans notion that his wife is beautiful or that his child is talented and special. Who am I to take away something that brings comfort to the minds of millions of people all around the world? To do something that heartless and cold simply because one may not like religion shows just how evil you truly are.
Additionally, for those of you who claim "Religion slows the progress of humanity" think of it this way. One of my closest friends is a farmer and he is also catholic, he is a very kindhearted person and would never do harm to any one and he would stand up for any one who was in need of his help. Naturally being a farmer he doesn't have a whole lot of need for a good chunk of the science in the world. One of the biggest things that helps get him through his 18 HOUR work shift is that he believes that one day he will be rewarded for all his hard work and suffering in this life when he gets to heaven. Now lets say someone walked up to him one day and told him "god is not real" and he for some reason believed them. What good dose this "knowledge" do him? Someone in his line of work GAINS NOTHING FROM BEING TOLD GOD IS FAKE he still has to wake up in the morning and work an 18 hour shift in the intense sun light doing back breaking labor. All that is different is that now he thinks that all his hard work will never be rewarded and that he has suffered and labored all his life for nothing. For him the idea of an eternal paradise is what helps him to keep going, so why would you want to take that away from some one like that? I AM NOT asking you to like religion but I am asking you to understand that it is very useful for some people and that some people find comfort in it.
But, technically farmers do need science. They need science to improve their crops' growth and to get rid of pest efficiently. They need science so they don't do something stupid to their soil or water supply. Those are just a few of the things science helps farmers do. There are a lot of other things too but I think you get my point. Without science, farmers' jobs become 100x more difficult. Also you can have disasters such as the dust bowl. If farmers understood the science of soil then, that never would have happened. Just think about that for a moment.
Kelly Edwards true but once again I am not arguing that farmers do not need science. I am arguing that my friend gains nothing from being told that god dose not exist and that he doesn't need all the science that we do. Your comment dose not disapprove my notion that his job requires far less knowledge in the field of science when compared to a good 70% of the jobs that currently exist in the world especially considering that you don't even need any a high school diploma to become a farmer. Also like I said before of course he needs science, but only in the same sense that your body uses science or that the world makes sense because of science. We all technically use science to some degree without even knowing it but that still doesn't negate my original point that he gains nothing from some one telling him there is no god.
Digital Intent and what good is this knowledge at the end of the day? what is the point of telling a man who works hard all day that his hard work is for nothing? You realize someone has to do his job right? For my friend it was not a choice, his dad was a farmer he died and he had to put his life on hold to run the farm he had to be the man of the house, that totally sounds like bad life choices to me. He most certainly dose not want his job but he dose it because he never had a choice he was the only man in the house and he had to take care of the farm and he works harder and longer than anyone I know, and he dose it because he believes he will be rewarded some day. Whats wrong with that belief? Dose him believing what he believes some how hurt you? If not then I do not see the problem.
I don't get your logic, do you think you are some how helping some one in his position by trying to convince him his religion is a lie? Is it really worth seeing the hurt in his eyes, and then watching him continue to do back breaking labor with the only difference being he is gonna die thinking all his labor was pointless and all for nothing? Why would you want to cause that kind of hurt to some one?
Just because YOU don't like religion some how means that no one else should be allowed to find comfort in it? If something brings comfort and peace of mind to a GOOD MAN and helps him get through the day then why on earth would you want to take that away from him? That is just heartless and cold, I may not agree with someone else's world views but I'm not gonna try and destroy that view just because I personally may not like it. That would be pointlessly cruel.
dforcealpha You do make a point. I believe God is there for those who "need". Basically he only exist because of the number of people who believe he does. There would be no God if there was no "need" for his existence to the people. What I was really fighting you on was the necessity of science and technology. Especially education. With the way the world is moving forward now, nobody would be able to live off of the life your friend lives in the future. Education will be needed to be successful and living off the Bible and God alone will done nothing for people except give them a very short and miserable life. Believe what you want. But do not let you believes blind you from the importance of education, and especially science, and how much it is need for a successful, growing future. If you with to fight me more on education and science, go ahead. But do not fight me on god and religion. I respect what you believe religiously, it is your life. I ask that you respect what I and other believe "religiously" and to stop threatening them with hate for it just makes the Christians as a whole look more cruel than "the atheist" (I say the atheist in a sarcastic way since most Christians, not all, seem to think atheist are "evil")
***** Is that your view? So then tell me, what defines truth? You are arrogant to assume that your way is the "truth" especially when you most likely know/understand just as much as any person of religion. If some one wants to leave their religion then they will do it on their own, but they do not need some arrogant jerk like you trying to shove your version of the "truth" down their throats.
I think i will show this to my religion teacher.
Or at least my friend after the lesson ;)
Oh my god! Hahahahaha!
They shouldn’t care. I mean besides it being a cool song. Would you point to Harry Potter as a book supporting slaughter of parents because of quotes from a line referencing Voldemort’s exploits? Or more appropriately, would you prefer historical texts sugarcoated horrific events rather than addressed them properly?
Literally, it's because of the combined efforts of Dan Bull and Boyinaband, that I have found a new passion in writing horrorcore/ horror stories.
This is a perfect example on how lines will mean completely different when taken out of context 😂
true
It's always great to see people who've actually read it. ...and this is brilliantly done.
the bible is class. when shall we be expecting the The Quran rap
Never. That would just be dumb.
+Joseph Stalin No u
TheGameAngel
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DankBortion
If Christians get pissed off then they say that you are going to hell, If Muslims get pissed off then they send you to hell.
Jesus Christ
If you want to make the rap then do it, but don't be surprised if the last thing you here is allahu akbar.
When choir practice gets lit
*BLACC* *PEPPPR* lmao true
Ahh it feels good to be back to this song after around 3/4 years of not hearing it. I went through a phase where I would CONSTANTLY listened to Daves songs and I’m having a lil Dave marathon today 😂 I’ve forgotten how this sounds, all I remember is the fact that it used to HIT HARD
In Christan,
And this is awesome.
You deserve a medal for not leading an army in the comments man.
Patrick Holensaber If you want to give him a medal just do it :?
Im cristian too, i agree, why should we be angry about this? Just some fun
A tear shed for the beauty of Gods words
As long as a religious person doesn't try to push it on me idc
Do one with the Koran guys
Qua'ran.
+Angel Noose Qur'an.
They cannot because there is nothing so bad in the Quran. They can use for in hell or something because there is written sinners will rot in hell but nothing so bad like kill children men and women or stuff
***** liar bitch
Well that should be possible I guess
"This is relaxing, in a strange way..."
The day Dan Bull discovered the concept behind ASMR.
This is so catchy like tf
I see all these Atheists talking about the butt-hurt Christians, but I haven't seen any at all. As a Christian, I think this is awesome!
Same! We know our religion and the stuff in the bible. To be honest, this stuff made me think of the corruption of sin and humanity over time. These guys aren't saying Christianity is evil, they're just taking the hardcore bits of the Bible and interpreting it into something thought provoking. Which, truly, is pretty rad.
+Ger Ver same
+Ger Ver
Yes, totally. The Atheists are the evil ones. Not the God who killed and stoned his own children (the great flood, sodom and gomorrah, etc..) yet leaves all the starving children around the globe to rot.
+Kaneki Ken
Don't think someone evil would literally turn into a suffering, bleeding human to save humanity from floods and sin and death...
The Old Testament was about the struggle of humanity trying to connect with God in a world broken by sin, while God desperately tried to find a way for them to go to heaven.
Wow, sorry, this rant is long. Haha, whoops. Atheists aren't evil. We just wish we could help them understand how great it feels to have a sense of purpose and belonging.
So he isn't evil but he still was the one who flooded the entire world to kill his own creations and stoned people for just fucking people of the same sex in their own personal sex lives.
Makes a lot of sense, huh.
Also, i never understood that argument. Religious people have purpose and Atheists don't?
Let's say God did exist in this world. Whether it was your God or Allah or Yahweh or any other God, there still would not be a purpose behind any of this. There could be nothingness everywhere without anybody or anything inhabiting any kind of place and a God just magically popped in, created a few people and promised them heaven if they are good to eachother? That makes no sense, let alone has it any purpose. Face it, buddy. We all are unwillingly born into this mess and we all eventually die. Promising ourselves a magical trophy if we abide by the laws of some books made thousands of years ago only makes us waste the time we have in this world not to mention makes us delusional. I'd rather live free from the rules of the mighty sky sugar daddy than to waste my life waiting to die in order to get some debatable prize afterwards.
Dan sound so badass
+Tabasco Puffen (Sci-fi Corner) ikr
This was brilliant. Great job!
No... the bible is NOT a happy go lucky book, and this is proof, as well as Mathew 10:34 "Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword."
Matthew is talking about spiritual conflict more. Rejecting people who do evil even if they are kin.
Good job taking that out of context. Youre so edgy!!!!
But intellectually dishonest.
God is kind of a total dick, just 90% though.
@@matthew5145 you should learn more. You are forgiven for your ignorance
@@CrudeConduct666 why thank you!