“I’m a rich kids with issues. Lots of issues” I love how self aware Batman is. He *knows* how ridiculous and insane he is. He just also knows it serves the greater good.
I think in cannon batman knows he's legit just as crazy as his rooster of villains. To be fair u kinda have to be insane yourself to fight insane people , fight fire with fire. He just limits himself with the no kill rule to keep him in check cuz he knows once he crosses that line there's no going back. It's easy to kill hard to save, batman doesn't take the easy way out. (:
No one can replace him. The voice that gave life to the character. The name Kevin Conroy will be forever etched in our memory. I hope new generations will honor him.
@@lopave6 i think it was a comic, but batman shows superman her safety plan box and it's empty. the only idea he has is for superman to take her down, the problem being they're dating and that's not a definite. so either he takes down his girlfriend or you've got superman and wonder woman as an evil power couple. there's a chance batman actually does and was lying to him to break them up for professionalism, but if we take it at face value he doesn't.
@@kingkooki7761 wasn't a contingency plan ready where batman would inject her with a syrup to make her think she is in a constant fight for her life or something like that
Well I mean he is around his "some one special" so even if he doesn't normally do that or ever do that, Diana is the only one that can get him to let everything out (at least in this universe).
Bruce's attitude and character in a child's mind is exactly how Damian acts. They're been trained by the same org after all. "Im a kid with issues. lots of issues" had me rofl
True... that and batman is literally back in the body he was in when his folks died so he's probably trying to keep it together since he might... A. Push himself to hard to prove to himself he was physically capable of saving his folks and was just too mentally weak. B. Discover that he was physically so weak at this age that he can't protect himself now. C. Keep a level head and ignore Diana's advances because this body hasn't had even half the training of Tim. Not to mention he doesn't have powers to compensate.
@@Davidscomix Yes. Fix his traumas. True awareness is true acceptance. True acceptance means you're at peace with your past traumas. No longer bothered by it. The most enlightened men of our time like Jed McKenna and Eckhart Tolle have described this process in great detail. There was also a rape victim who managed to truly forgive her rapist, and she said she immediately felt like it never happened. Stopped bothering her the second she felt that way. Total peace and bliss, after which she got successfully married, had children, and was never bothered by it again. That's because forgiveness is essentially just acceptance. It's not for the person you're forgiving. It's for yourself. Batman's level of self awareness conflicts with his lack of acceptance. Because the truth is, if he truly accepted what happened to his parents, he'd quit crime fighting active immediately instead of projecting those terrible events onto others and spending his nights trying to prevent them. I'm not saying he should. He's a magnificent character because of that flaw. His flaw makes him beautiful as a person. I'm just pointing out that his self awareness would realistically keep him from being who he is.
While I do agree with you, I just can’t see Batman’s gallery fucking with Wonder Woman. She can literally solo his entire line of enemies with ease. Ontop of this, Diana hardly spends any time in the lands of man as she’s always on Themyscira an Island that only a few people on Earth even know exist. I feel like Bruce was defo trippin here cause we find out later that he ends up being with Batgirl in Batman Beyond which is straight weird.
@@elijaharroyo5391 I feel the main example that disproves this is the events of Injustice where Joker mentally breaks Superman. Even if Joker is weak physically, he is smart and deranged enough to mentally break most heroes given he has enough information.
Honestly, the biggest problem with Batman's enemies trying to get at him through Wonder Woman is that she has absolutely no problem with just straight-up murdering them.
Yes, but Bruce's enemies are tricky and likely to cause as much collateral damage through Diana before she kills them which will just make a whole mess of things.
@@EmptyMan000 Oh, that's not the issue; it's not like they don't cause tons of collateral damage anyway. No, it's that Batman has a no-kill code, and Diana doesn't. His entire villain gallery would be brutally murdered in a week.
He was so real with his responses, he actually brings up some valid points. Than again so does she, he's like the king of Brooding and pushing people away.
@@Ephraemgainsbecause being the role of batman is toxic, and the code he lives by for it is out of wack, he refuses to kill those who deserve to die by putting them in a prison which always leaves more people to end up dying when said people break free, he's also never really had time to fully deal with all of his trauma because being the big bad bat takes up a lot of his time
@@folpthecrow To be fair there is merit to his code. If you kill a killer then you're a killer yourself. It doesn't make you any more good than them, even if they did deserve it. The point is to not stoop down to their level, because you can always find ways to stop things without having to resort to murder and the like.
@@folpthecrow Bats specifically tries to get his enemies put in Arkham Asylum. If it wasnt for all the corruption and lack of resources in Gotham in general, maybe they would actually get some help- but his idea is that they stick around in Arkham long enough to get *their* issues sorted out. Possibly turn them away from crime all together. I think the way we should be looking at this is " *At least* he's self-aware." Because if you think about it, him pushing people away is better becase at least then hes only ever hurting himself, not someone else. And he knows that.
He/She doesn't have to be too young to not know what a certain show is, can't yall just answer the question instead of judge someone's age just for a simple question damn anyways the shows called Justice League Unlimited
@@snowybitch15 its true isnt? Supes and the Flash may be the most OP characters in DC lore, but their innocence makes them look stupid and naive at times. No wonder Joker a human, can manipulate him.
@@blackmist2015 They're actually 2 different words. You use whom when the "whom" is the one being acted on by the verb, and you use who when they're the one that's doing the verb. In this case the verb is "being", and and batman is doing it, so the correct one is who.
@@swearjacob8981 but he did. "I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues" translates to "I'm not a suitable partner for anyone I would be with right now and I'm self aware enough to know this will suck for you if we do" and also "you wouldn't be able to tolerate me I'm not mentally stable enough to be a partner "
That’s the sort of optimism a lot of heroes share. That people can change for the better. And it’s why they don’t kill villains. That and marketability. Plus it’s hard constantly coming up with new characters.
If you look up Mr. Conroy's life, you'll know he had his own inner conflicts, especially hiding the fact he was gay for so much of his life ... As the great man himself said, the real person in disguise wasn't Batman, but rather Bruce Wayne ...
XD I actually love how he handles this. Most people would just say "I like you as a friend" or "I'm not looking for a relationship right now." but he just gives her three valid reasons why he doesn't think it would work. It's not that he doesn't have potential romantic feelings for her, he just doesn't want to ruin any chance she has for a better partner.
It would've been better if he just said one of those things. Because his "valid reasons" just ended up coming off as condescending. Implying Diana can't protect herself or doesn't have it in her to stick with him (and maybe help him) through his flaws. The dude is just afraid. That's the actual reason.
Diana efs w/Bruce b/c he's the only person NOT under her spell who SEES how truly DANGEROUS she really is. She's fascinated/scared of this mere mortal.
@@sundesto8523 I mean yeah if he actually started opening his mouth during his battles I promise you they'd never come back even joker wouldn't have stood a chance and he already doesn't stand a chance
There is an episode where Diana has to bodyguard a princess from another country, and she meets Bruce Wayne at a party, not knowing he's Batman. Bruce actually flirts with her and they dance together, but when the place gets attacked, Bruce stands aside eating hors d'oeuvres and watching Diana kick ass. Just really cute.
@@C0C0PR lets see who we have deathstroke, deadshot, ivy, joker, clayface, solomon grundy, mr freeze, ra's al ghul, mad hatter, killer croc, professor pyg it doesnt matter about their strength some of these characters have a gimick that makes them really dangerous to even members of the Justice league like diana
@@K1llerRobot I'm aware of the villains but literally none of them will be more of a threat to her than to Batman. Y'all have Batman on an unrealistic pedestal. Wonder Woman is skilled and she won't hesitate to actually kill her enemies. If we were talking about her facing someone like Eobard Thawne then that would be a different story. Speedsters are on a whole different league with nearly unlimited potential.
@@K1llerRobot you're right. Wonder Woman is stronger, faster and more durable than every single character that you just mentioned but her psyche is weak compared to people like Batman so they will manipulate her because that's literally what they try to do to Batman a lot of the time to beat him. (it only works a hand full of times because its batman) But Wonder Woman being manipulated would be almost equal to Superman being manipulated which we all know that will and has led to catastrophic disaster's so yeah it's still dangerous even if it's Wonder Woman.
If Batman's enemies went after Wonder Woman, Gotham would become a safe and walkable city over night and Bruce Wayne would finally be forced to just go see a therapist.
@@Alphasnowbordergirl Memories are useless without the necessary hormones that drive them. He was in a kid's body so it only already adds to his wholesome, boy-scout nature to see things in a completely innocent way and not a s3xual way because of the lack of adult hormones influencing his perception of things.
Batman is keeping her away mostly to keep his villains alive "No, we can't go out. I have a duty to this city" (Diana returns an hour later with a bloodied sword and knuckles) "What did you do?" "I cleared your evening"
Fax like bro that’s a baddie that would probably out live you so you know she’s good and she is from a island of only women like you know something had to be going on
Tell this to Superman in Injustice. Should I remind you what Joker had done? Or what can Scarecrow to do? Ras? Bane? Talia? Hugo Strange? And we are talking only about famous. But what about Hush or Prometheus? We even not talking about evil versions like Owlman or BWL, let's imagine they are not exist. But original Gotham criminals are to dangerous. Why do you think we have so positive Metropolis, Blüdhaven, Central city, Coast city, Fawcett city and others, and than we have Gotham? And there is Batman. Aha.
@@leman7648gotham is different from metropolis because of batman tbh. You think superman or wonder women or green lantern couldn't clean up gotham in under a year your tripping. Batmans lack of powers, allowing the Justice system to keep putting his enemys in the same places they keep breaking out and no kill rule allow gotham to stay in shambles. Granted most super heroes wont kill but still.
"You're A Princess From A Society Of Immortal Warriors And I'm A Rich Kid With Issues, Lot's Of Issues" Daaayummm.. That Line Is Fuckin Emotional Damage fr..🗿
To be fair, he didn’t say no. He just said if they aren’t careful theres gonna be a lot of trouble involved. And thats just from that we still got the childhood trauma
"Man, for somebody with like, 50 different kinds of vision, you are so blind." -one of green lantern's many iconic insults Edit: THANK YOU FOR SO MANY LIKES! ^^
Or maybe just like Odysseus gently rejected the goddess Callisto. Batman decided to do the same with Wonder Woman. Never forget that in another Justice League Unlimited episode Batman referenced Odysseus when he was talking to Green Lantern John Stewart.
No fucking way are you stealing my role. One, I'm Batman, the only Batman. I've been in the dark because I was killed when I was a baby. Then 13 the imposters were being wanna be Jesus. Between Joseph and John fighting each other because of their mother the harlot. My father is who saved me and cared about me, thanks Jim. I am Batman, I am Jesus, and my family is responsible for destroying my name and my legacy. But not again will you tarnish my name and my truth. You God damn mother fuckers all think your Jesus and owed something, your owed nothing but justice. My mom is not stealing my inheritance, neither one. I am the baby hidden in the dark all this time so everytime Christ was killed for crimes of my relatives I sat in the dark and soaked up all that was holy and good while the others got stronger from the evil of Christ's relatives and look alikes. Joseph John and the harlot and the devil are your suspects. I am David and the righteous son of the father. Ben, Kaylyn, devil and anti Christ can kiss my ass
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no the fuck she wouldn't, batman has outright humiliated the enemies of the justice league, almost all of them are scared of batman, and I can garuntee you that every one of batmans enemies could defeat the justice league, or destroy their lives
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what's the name of the show of when they were kids
“I’m a rich kids with issues. Lots of issues”
I love how self aware Batman is. He *knows* how ridiculous and insane he is. He just also knows it serves the greater good.
Probably right after he created zurr an arr
If batman killed, he'd just be one of the people he regularly helps lock up
Daddy issues
I think in cannon batman knows he's legit just as crazy as his rooster of villains. To be fair u kinda have to be insane yourself to fight insane people , fight fire with fire. He just limits himself with the no kill rule to keep him in check cuz he knows once he crosses that line there's no going back. It's easy to kill hard to save, batman doesn't take the easy way out. (:
Yep probably the first time he admits to having a another psyche.
"I'm a rich kid with issues. LOTS of issues."
I mean at least he's self aware😭
True but Diana can handle herself. Plus she likes Bruce for who he is. Brooding and all.
Bruce is a workaholic he don't have time for that
I love this comment
He alway been self aware😂
Obviusly, he's Batman
I can't say this enough, Rest in Peace Kevin Conroy, you were the only who could voice batman flawlessly.
Yeah..😔
FACTS
I hope he died next to the man he loved. However I’m not sure if he had a life partner or not though 🤔
When?>?>???
No one can replace him. The voice that gave life to the character. The name Kevin Conroy will be forever etched in our memory. I hope new generations will honor him.
Wonder Woman: my parents aren't home
Batman: Same
NAH, THATS FOUL 💀💀
😂😂😂
The comment is illegally underrated
Well, they are. They are in their yard... 6ft under
Bro, what??? 😭😂🤣
Indirectly he admitted how much he cares for her
but is also underestimating her, like if he doesn't have a safety plan for her going bad what makes him think others would
@@kingkooki7761 but doesn't he have like a safety plan against all of them?
Diana doesn't have a chance. Think about all of the other women Bruce courted in the series.
@@lopave6 i think it was a comic, but batman shows superman her safety plan box and it's empty. the only idea he has is for superman to take her down, the problem being they're dating and that's not a definite. so either he takes down his girlfriend or you've got superman and wonder woman as an evil power couple. there's a chance batman actually does and was lying to him to break them up for professionalism, but if we take it at face value he doesn't.
@@kingkooki7761 wasn't a contingency plan ready where batman would inject her with a syrup to make her think she is in a constant fight for her life or something like that
"I'm some rich kid with issues, lots of issues" God never expected a character to admit their problems so casually
It's Batman, of course he knows just in case any of those happens to get in the line of "duty" (again)
Well I mean he is around his "some one special" so even if he doesn't normally do that or ever do that, Diana is the only one that can get him to let everything out (at least in this universe).
@@westoncroye643well sure he rejects Diana but he never said she isn’t someone special 😉
@@atomgroup3179 Exactly. Thats why he responded the way he dod when Diana mention “some one special”.
I'm that guy.......
Their*
Come on bruh. There. They're. Their.
IT'S LITERAL GRADE SCHOOL STUFF..
"FOR SOMEOME WITH 50KINDS OF VISION, YOU ARE SO BLIND!"
😂😂THE DISRESPECT MAN!!
Right! I cant LOL
DC SHOWS SUCKS
Ha ha though, Kevin conroy is gay
He do be telling the truth tho 😂.
So true 🤣
Batman : I don't date with my team I will date with villain
🤣🤣🤣 Although who can blame him when that villain is catwomen
Idc what any of u say DC GOT THE BEST FEMALE VILLANS OUT OF THE MCU XMAN EVERYONE. STAND ON BINESS
Keep you enemies close.......in the sheets.
@@jarqueswilliams627 LOOOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@covimelon2549bats and cat go way back
I mean, he gave her a hint as children and then had to completely roast her as an adult sounds just like Batman
Batman just be like that
I was your thousand like bro lesss gooo
Batman always giving hints as a child and roasting as adult
I don't know if that was a roast. At the very least, Batman had some very good reasons why they shouldn't date
@@mistergasparazzi2356 lesss go
Makes me realize that Batman truly is Damian's father The way he shuts down Wonder Woman as a kid
Bro from spy x family or Robin
His son was gained via rape 😂
@@purnashreechatterjee5691 Robin.
Come to think of it, he kinda sounds like damian too... 😂
@@purnashreechatterjee5691 😐
He's no fool. He was interested. He just wasn't allowing himself to get sloppy and distracted.
@@TheSkeleton7 did u fix that bruhhhh
@@TheSkeleton7 i fixed it 😂
he put down any interest before it could grab hold. the no dating within the team is just sound work ethic
“sigma”
Plus he has some stuff goin on with cat woman
Wonder woman: Can I have your number?
Batman: No it's mine 🗿
This is underrated
That’s a batman thing to say
We stan a man who isn’t intimidated by the confidence of a physically stronger AND emotionally intelligent woman.
😂😂😂😂
"I'm a rich kid with issues, lots of issues."
💀💀💀
Lol😂😂😂
At least he's being honest 🤷
🤖
And I'm a nerd with a lot of issues, neurological issues.
This relationship they hinted at was one of the best things about the show
Shame what happened to the show
@@Peeper117 wut happend
@@alosherdil5667 nothing it just ended
@@alosherdil5667it ended
it was great show tho
“Man, for some one who has like 50 different visions you are so blind”💀
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For somebody with 50 kind of vision
"You are so blind" 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Why don't women just tell them straight up without "hints"
it's pretty telling he says "rich kid" instead of adult. he emotionally is still there the night he lost his parents.
Damn
The true identity of Batman is the frightened eight year old boy, both the adult and the masked persona are his defense mechanisms
@@crissayago6070 no the boy died that night along with his parents, and vengeance emerged from within the darkness
Looks like that but hardly there's a "kid" inside his own self
No matter what he would be a rich kid cause he was born into wealth.
Bruce's attitude and character in a child's mind is exactly how Damian acts. They're been trained by the same org after all. "Im a kid with issues. lots of issues" had me rofl
I’m pretty sure this came out before Damian was even a thought in his creators minds yet.
You're wrong, because Damian's answer in this case may be "I dont need you girl"...
The sad thing is that most people fail to see that this was batman's way of saying "I care too much about you to allow my enemies to have a target"
True... that and batman is literally back in the body he was in when his folks died so he's probably trying to keep it together since he might...
A. Push himself to hard to prove to himself he was physically capable of saving his folks and was just too mentally weak.
B. Discover that he was physically so weak at this age that he can't protect himself now.
C. Keep a level head and ignore Diana's advances because this body hasn't had even half the training of Tim. Not to mention he doesn't have powers to compensate.
Damian was trained by the league, Bruce just trained with the league. There's a difference
One of his coldest line of that episode is "i haven't been a kid ever since i was 8 years old"
Still gives me goosebumps 😮
Wat
When did he say this?
@@Bulldog01234 in the ep that they become kids
@@Bulldog01234 Basically at the end of the episode, after they're turned back into adults.
No one's gonna talk about "Someone with 50 kind of different vision you're so blind"
Batman the most self aware person that has ever existed lol
If he's so self-aware, then why can't he heal himself?
@@edwardgaines6561 huh?
@@Davidscomix It's a valid question.
@@TheStraightestWhitest like…like heal his mental scars?
@@Davidscomix Yes. Fix his traumas. True awareness is true acceptance. True acceptance means you're at peace with your past traumas. No longer bothered by it. The most enlightened men of our time like Jed McKenna and Eckhart Tolle have described this process in great detail. There was also a rape victim who managed to truly forgive her rapist, and she said she immediately felt like it never happened. Stopped bothering her the second she felt that way. Total peace and bliss, after which she got successfully married, had children, and was never bothered by it again. That's because forgiveness is essentially just acceptance. It's not for the person you're forgiving. It's for yourself.
Batman's level of self awareness conflicts with his lack of acceptance. Because the truth is, if he truly accepted what happened to his parents, he'd quit crime fighting active immediately instead of projecting those terrible events onto others and spending his nights trying to prevent them.
I'm not saying he should. He's a magnificent character because of that flaw. His flaw makes him beautiful as a person. I'm just pointing out that his self awareness would realistically keep him from being who he is.
John's line makes me laugh everytime HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yoo was he talking to supss
Lots of issues is the right sentence for this
You don't have to write down your laughter
@@SheepOfHerdyou don’t have to comment either💀
Frrr
**crushes stone**
Batman: Four. I valued my jewels
WW: "I'll be gentle😏"
@@jayjay86443 death by snu snu
@@jayjay86443 pause
lmfao
Bat man:I have a son already
That "Whatever" was really cold 😂
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"Man, for somebody with like, 50 kinds of different visions. You're so blind"
Damn Superman got roasted like a burnt toast.
U mean by a burnt toast .
I am black
@@rayflame8624I knew one mf was gonna
@@rayflame8624wtf😂
Bro got the darth vader treatment
He didn't even notice how hard he got roasted 🔥😂
Knowing who batman villas are and how the joker manages to fuck up Bruce's life no matter what he has going on, good choice batsy
While I do agree with you, I just can’t see Batman’s gallery fucking with Wonder Woman. She can literally solo his entire line of enemies with ease. Ontop of this, Diana hardly spends any time in the lands of man as she’s always on Themyscira an Island that only a few people on Earth even know exist. I feel like Bruce was defo trippin here cause we find out later that he ends up being with Batgirl in Batman Beyond which is straight weird.
@@elijaharroyo5391 We don’t talk about the batgirl. Plus do you know how many Batman villains attack with gas? A crap ton.
@@elijaharroyo5391 I feel the main example that disproves this is the events of Injustice where Joker mentally breaks Superman. Even if Joker is weak physically, he is smart and deranged enough to mentally break most heroes given he has enough information.
@@elijaharroyo5391 another person underestimating the joker
@@elijaharroyo5391 Yh I agree but hey after what happened to superman in injustice I don’t want joker even hurting diana emotionally
“I’m a rich kids with issues” best way to describe bats
You forgot lots of issues😂
"Lots of issues"
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Kid*
can forget the mommy and daddy issues
Superman: “Batman, why do you just shoot your shot?”
Batman: “Clark, I don’t kill people.”
Honestly, the biggest problem with Batman's enemies trying to get at him through Wonder Woman is that she has absolutely no problem with just straight-up murdering them.
Fair
Yes, but Bruce's enemies are tricky and likely to cause as much collateral damage through Diana before she kills them which will just make a whole mess of things.
@@EmptyMan000 Oh, that's not the issue; it's not like they don't cause tons of collateral damage anyway. No, it's that Batman has a no-kill code, and Diana doesn't. His entire villain gallery would be brutally murdered in a week.
@@ReturnofBenjaminBatman would be jobless and homeless if not for Bruce.
@@ReturnofBenjaminShe gets tied up by her own rope she weak af
He was so real with his responses, he actually brings up some valid points. Than again so does she, he's like the king of Brooding and pushing people away.
So that's who he is why does he have to change?
@@Ephraemgainsbecause being the role of batman is toxic, and the code he lives by for it is out of wack, he refuses to kill those who deserve to die by putting them in a prison which always leaves more people to end up dying when said people break free, he's also never really had time to fully deal with all of his trauma because being the big bad bat takes up a lot of his time
@@folpthecrow I get where your coming from
@@folpthecrow To be fair there is merit to his code. If you kill a killer then you're a killer yourself. It doesn't make you any more good than them, even if they did deserve it.
The point is to not stoop down to their level, because you can always find ways to stop things without having to resort to murder and the like.
@@folpthecrow Bats specifically tries to get his enemies put in Arkham Asylum. If it wasnt for all the corruption and lack of resources in Gotham in general, maybe they would actually get some help- but his idea is that they stick around in Arkham long enough to get *their* issues sorted out. Possibly turn them away from crime all together.
I think the way we should be looking at this is " *At least* he's self-aware." Because if you think about it, him pushing people away is better becase at least then hes only ever hurting himself, not someone else. And he knows that.
“With lots of issues” then adds it with the 😳 I am dying
Hi do you know the movie or the shows name
@@notfibii123you been living under a rock or you're too young
@@notfibii123 too young
He/She doesn't have to be too young to not know what a certain show is, can't yall just answer the question instead of judge someone's age just for a simple question damn anyways the shows called Justice League Unlimited
@@dychen5777 Respect
Essentially, “I belong to the streets and my opps don’t sleep.”
_“Dating within the team always leads to disaster”_
Well, that explains the Injustice series.
I can also confirm Bruce's statement.
And it ain’t the only timeline gone wrong. Sadly it always happens when someone hooks up with Diana. 😢
Is this a movie series?
@@gamingbraaa7698 game and movie, but it’s better done in the games. Trust me.
Not really green lantern and hawk girl had a kid. Black canary and green arrow were happy together. Question and huntress too.
Batman : " dating someone within the team leads to disaster “
Me : no wonder he and catwoman kissed
Isn't Cat woman a Villain ?
Just a clarification: He didn't kiss her mouth.
@@騎士_明 Arkham Knight says hello.
@@chadgaspe6806shes his lover
@@chadgaspe6806 Ye read the comment again
“Dating within the team always leads to disaster”
*-starfire quoting for robin*
lmao 😂
Maybe for Teen Titans Go, but it was the complete opposite in the original
Robin rejects Starfire
@@ka7rwkarma Starfire rejected him even more
This is also why I don't date co workers. It's so true it's actually great advice.
“Wonder woman: Next??” “Batman: FOUR!”
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*”Four, I would never let anyone with that type of grip strength anywhere near the Wayne family jewels”*
which is why i support WW and SM pairing. he's the only one that can handle her going all out.
@@arachnoirsLUHMAO? Wtf Does that mean
@@El_Batman_Que_Rie bat balls
😎🤣
i would let her grip me anytime lol
" Man for somebody with like 50 different kinda of vision you are so blind "... Innocent Clark.. 😭😭😭
Whats this serie name
Thats why Joker called him easy mode.
@@taiteakopyte1504 i just watched it in the shorts
@@snowybitch15 its true isnt? Supes and the Flash may be the most OP characters in DC lore, but their innocence makes them look stupid and naive at times. No wonder Joker a human, can manipulate him.
THAT'S SO TRUE LMAOOO
"Men for someone like you with 50 different kinds of vision you are so blind".
This was for me 😩
This made u come?
You have laser eyes too i guess 😂
" For somebody with like 50 kinds of vision, u are so blind " 😂😂
Superman is so slow 😂
"For someone that has like 50 different types of vision you are so blind!"
Clark really got humbled with that one. 💀
Facts😂
Or Clark just dont give a fuck about Diana-Bruce romance.
Yeah
He is a humble boi though
GL wow drama show while doing crazy mission. Clark: Hugh?
Batman DOESN'T get rejected,
He rejects YOU.
“im a rich boy with lots of issues”
he rejects you by rejecting him
he thinks of all possibilities of cutting ties
🗿
until it comes to celena kyle
His parents rejected him by dying
In Soviet Russia, Rejection Batmans you!
wait
Wonder Woman: “Your hot 🫦”
Batman: “No I’m actually quite cold”
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“I’m a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues”
We love a man who’s self aware🥰
when she said "it's just a job to you." she meant him pretending to be Bruce Wayne. Being batman isn't a job to him, it's whom he really is.
we ant in english class! say who!
Good that Iam not the only one who catched that
Sorry I decided to be deep on this one jeez lol
@@blackmist2015 They're actually 2 different words. You use whom when the "whom" is the one being acted on by the verb, and you use who when they're the one that's doing the verb. In this case the verb is "being", and and batman is doing it, so the correct one is who.
He got hit with the lasso of truth and asked his true identity. He said Batman.
Diana doesn’t even realize he basically just said he loves her and doesn’t want her to get hurt by being with her lol 😂
No he said basically that she’d be a problem because she’d probably get him hurt he said nothing about caring if she got hurt.
@@swearjacob8981 pretty sure batman loves everyone in his team tho
otherwise he wouldn't do what he do
but I don't watch DC stuff
Fun fact you're right
@@iconica9516 he works with them because it benefits him. He likes some of them, and the others not so much. He just tolerates them.
@@swearjacob8981 but he did. "I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues" translates to "I'm not a suitable partner for anyone I would be with right now and I'm self aware enough to know this will suck for you if we do" and also "you wouldn't be able to tolerate me I'm not mentally stable enough to be a partner "
Bruce: I don’t want a crushed pelvis
"I had snu snu"
- Batman
Death by snu snu
Giggty
Tell that to superwoman
Remember when she said what else I could break in That animated movie Where they meet that ultimate version of lex Luther who is a good guy
Batman is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fn will.
Stay focused brothers
Honestly, any of Batman's enemies that tried to mess with Wonder Woman would be getting an amazoness ass whooping
Just a reminder that Killer Croc has beat Wonder Woman's ahh, and that Scarecrow had put the whole team out of commission save for Batman.
@@maliksmith9003 fair argument
Unless they stab her. She isn't resistant to piercing. Just good with gauntlets
@@maliksmith9003now I’m curious as to what bullshit allowed Killer Croc to ever beat Wonder Woman lmao
Unless they have a pistol
Batman’s got more rizz than the whole Justice League past and present.
You forgot flash
Flash*
Flash got better rizz
@@FNDako_777 Nah I would still say bats
“Quick say the rizz thing so we all know you’re plugged into the matrix and got the latest software patch” lmaooo 📺 🐑
Diana: *crushes gargoyle* "Next?"
Bruce: "...you would break my hips in the bedroom."
Batman see's that "death by Sno Sno" a mile away
Lmao🤣🤣😂
@@isaiahsago7150 snu snu
@@araja90 truly the world's greatest -sigma- detective
@@araja90death By Snu Snu is the ideal way to go though. Became a very common wanted way people wanted to go when Lady D showed up
Bro had the godly discipline to say no.
She was THE WHOLE BAKERY.
And had so much self restraint.
Why is kid greenlanterans voice the only voice that kinda matches the characters age, bm sm and ww are like 12 their VAs are like 5 💀💀
Huh?
He’s saying that they’re all 12 but sound like their five
I'm not sure, but I think the audio is edited, but I don't know if the original audio is better
Audio id pitch shifted up for some reason
Just type out the names
Diana: crushed the rock with her grip
Batman: Actually there's four
Underrated comment
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Wow 😳🫣😂
Four: i dont like you
Four: I change my mind 😂
He didn't reject her. He warned her. He also probably fall head over heels for her and he knows it.
Na batman is the Supreme alpha , falling head over heels ain't his thing --you simp
@@xenoferinferno9915Whenever people talk about alpha, sigma, beta BS I can't take them seriously.
@@xenoferinferno9915lmaooo not "alpha" 💀
@@xenoferinferno9915Leave, trynna be quirky for what 💀
@@xenoferinferno9915mf theres nothing wrong with falling in love
Batman: sorry I can’t anyone unless it’s a villain that likes to rob buildings and wear a latex jacket
Man really told her " *I* belong to the streets not you"
💀💀💀
"I belong to the streets not in your sheets"
More like the streets chase me
"I better at cleaning the streets"
City boy
Wonder woman really be like "But I can fix him"
Hahahah. They'll never change.
A wise man named Popeye once said…
That’s the sort of optimism a lot of heroes share. That people can change for the better. And it’s why they don’t kill villains. That and marketability. Plus it’s hard constantly coming up with new characters.
Wonder Women ☕
Every time someone in the team goes evil:
"See the rock you crushed? Those would be my balls if I failed to deliver".
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Testiculat torsion
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''I'm a rich kid with issues'' ok, so at least he's self aware
Batman admitting he has issues actually surprised me. Kevin Conroy made me feel Batman's inner conflict.
If you look up Mr. Conroy's life, you'll know he had his own inner conflicts, especially hiding the fact he was gay for so much of his life ...
As the great man himself said, the real person in disguise wasn't Batman, but rather Bruce Wayne ...
Bruce never had problems with admitting his issues, his issues are what made him who he is, literally
Rip
Kevins voice is so smoothing, Im going to miss it allot
“I’m a rich kid with issues a lot of issues”
That got me
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We are
Me too bruce but your worse😔😔😭😭
Because you're a rich [kid] or because you got a lot of issues?
Actually, you have a special name bro 💀
@@FatemaAkter-iw9ck u aint even rich bro!
XD I actually love how he handles this. Most people would just say "I like you as a friend" or "I'm not looking for a relationship right now." but he just gives her three valid reasons why he doesn't think it would work. It's not that he doesn't have potential romantic feelings for her, he just doesn't want to ruin any chance she has for a better partner.
"Diana's a remarkable woman. A colleague. A valued friend. She's.... standing right behind me, isn't she?" 😂😂
@@DavidTSmith-jn5bs
XDDDDD OH MY GOD... THAT'S HILARIOUS
@@iceluvndiva21Diana's response was even funnier IMO:"Don't let THAT stop you. Keep digging."😂😂
It would've been better if he just said one of those things. Because his "valid reasons" just ended up coming off as condescending. Implying Diana can't protect herself or doesn't have it in her to stick with him (and maybe help him) through his flaws.
The dude is just afraid. That's the actual reason.
Diana efs w/Bruce b/c he's the only person NOT under her spell who SEES how truly DANGEROUS she really is. She's fascinated/scared of this mere mortal.
"im a rich kid with issues, Daddy Issues"
the fact that batman says he's a kid instead of a man... leaves a sad tone like he was robbed of his childhood and never got over it.
" you're from a society of immortal warrior " that man complimented her, insulted himself, and still made it look like it was nothing
That's Batman for you
@@Kashi-Shiza wonder how powerful he would be if he starts roasting all enemies
Bet they would all need a therapist more than 1000 times.
He's a man
@@sundesto8523 I mean yeah if he actually started opening his mouth during his battles I promise you they'd never come back even joker wouldn't have stood a chance and he already doesn't stand a chance
Thing with Batman is he's one of if not the only superhero who knows he doesn't really seem like much but uses it to fuck everyone up.
There is an episode where Diana has to bodyguard a princess from another country, and she meets Bruce Wayne at a party, not knowing he's Batman. Bruce actually flirts with her and they dance together, but when the place gets attacked, Bruce stands aside eating hors d'oeuvres and watching Diana kick ass.
Just really cute.
What episode? This sounds amazing ngl
@@Artryom it's in the two-parter called maid of honor. I think it's in part one.
Wrong they knew each others identity
@@pavloszimbrakos4410 yeah I know they learned them at some point. Was this episode after that one?
@@Agrellar yeah I’m pretty sure
"For someone with like 50 kinds of vision, you are SO blind" 💀
Call him Kryptonite he just murdered Superman
@@maverickmurphyand he's green too
No he isn’t blind. He knows. He just doesn’t care
@@ankittanwar9730 bruh 💀🤡😂💀🤡💀😂
@@damiantirado9616 nope. He's clueless.
“I’m a rich kid with problems…lots of problems” relatable
(Minus the rich part😔)
Batman’s got the feels for Diana: he’s willing to risk his happiness to ensure her safety from the insanity of his rogues gallery
Bro it's wonder woman lmao. She'll be fine.
@@C0C0PR man, joker can pull some injustice bullshit and make wonder woman crazy or something, he can get anyone except batman
@@C0C0PR lets see who we have deathstroke, deadshot, ivy, joker, clayface, solomon grundy, mr freeze, ra's al ghul, mad hatter, killer croc, professor pyg it doesnt matter about their strength some of these characters have a gimick that makes them really dangerous to even members of the Justice league like diana
@@K1llerRobot I'm aware of the villains but literally none of them will be more of a threat to her than to Batman. Y'all have Batman on an unrealistic pedestal. Wonder Woman is skilled and she won't hesitate to actually kill her enemies. If we were talking about her facing someone like Eobard Thawne then that would be a different story. Speedsters are on a whole different league with nearly unlimited potential.
@@K1llerRobot you're right. Wonder Woman is stronger, faster and more durable than every single character that you just mentioned but her psyche is weak compared to people like Batman so they will manipulate her because that's literally what they try to do to Batman a lot of the time to beat him. (it only works a hand full of times because its batman) But Wonder Woman being manipulated would be almost equal to Superman being manipulated which we all know that will and has led to catastrophic disaster's so yeah it's still dangerous even if it's Wonder Woman.
If Batman's enemies went after Wonder Woman, Gotham would become a safe and walkable city over night and Bruce Wayne would finally be forced to just go see a therapist.
LMFAO DEADASS THO! Joker pulls anything on WW and he’s probably gonna end up dead 💀
There are bunch of Batsman’s enemies who could defeat WW
@@igortytarenko9136 aside Solomon Grundy, who?
@@Stonedsheepu8906 Bane, Ras Al Goul, Deathstroke, Joker.
@@Stonedsheepu8906 poisonous Eve. Charm Sups, send him to kill here. Easy!
"don't you ever wish you were down there?"
"I'm down there all I need to be"
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And have fun?!?🤔
Kinda sus🤔📸🤨😃
@@czgaming4241 hehehehhehehehehhe
"all I need to be" meants on duty
@@czgaming4241 heh
Kid batman there sounds like high-pitched Damien lol
He really rizzed up a demigod effortlessly
Unspoken demi-rizz
Bat-Rizz
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@@shawerful5209 Well said.
Technically She Isn't
That first clip-
Batman: “Why the hell are we using OUR REAL NAMES.”
Don't worry maybe batman has forgotting flash light device like in the MIB to make them forget their real names
Wonder about to give him the Anissa treatment
WHY THE HELL ARE WE USING OUR REAL NAMES???
Oh hell nah💀@@MRG_Goatededitz
“You should go down there with someone to have some fun 🥰”
“You’re right, I’ll go with cat woman”
What is the first scene from?
@@YourGreaterDestiny The Justice League
@@demetripetrenko2783 when they were kids?
@@YourGreaterDestiny i forget the episode but it was like in season 1 or 2 i think one of the first episodes
Justice League 2004
Season 1 episode 3 "Kid Stuff"
Best line ever”I’m a rich kid with issues lots of issues”
I love how Clark just doesn't even think about love as a kid. It's wholesome that he both just wants to help and has eyes only for Lois.
I mean he still has memories from when he was an adult so...
@@Alphasnowbordergirl
Memories are useless without the necessary hormones that drive them.
He was in a kid's body so it only already adds to his wholesome, boy-scout nature to see things in a completely innocent way and not a s3xual way because of the lack of adult hormones influencing his perception of things.
In tha episode they were transformers into Children temporarily. They still have their adults mentality. Clark just have eyes for his woman, Lois.
That's how people with no weaknesses are Goku's the same way it's because to be that strong you have to be that pure...
@@AM-mp7ug what’s the excuse for GL then he’s a kid too but he noticed? (Genuine question)
R, I, P, Kevin Conroy,, voice of batman,, people will gonna miss you,,💐🎁
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What show is this?
@@okabekun844 justice league unlimited
Nice grammar
@@Dinglefart6373 🤣🤣
He really told her “It’s not you, it’s me” LMAOO
Both of them can solve all three issues without no fuss.. especially issue number three.
at least he actually meant it. dude knows he's not exactly a 'stable' individual
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Batman casually saying your weak compared to me. 💪 🦇
Batman is keeping her away mostly to keep his villains alive
"No, we can't go out. I have a duty to this city"
(Diana returns an hour later with a bloodied sword and knuckles)
"What did you do?"
"I cleared your evening"
U just earned yourself a like
Joker: hah ☕🗿
Perfect xD
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This is really good thinking
The fact that she's giving so much hints but Bruce always answers it too damn serious 💀💀
As someone that acts playboy as a cover, i think he very well notices. He just tries to dissuade her without directly telling her to back off.
@@edoardoprevelato6577 also he’s like the worlds greatest detective or something.
It's almost like he's Batman or something
batsy likes her. boi is too shy
Rich man rejects model 😂😂
Batman, you don’t have a single enemy that Wonder Woman couldn’t toss into the sun.
Fax like bro that’s a baddie that would probably out live you so you know she’s good and she is from a island of only women like you know something had to be going on
Tell this to Superman in Injustice. Should I remind you what Joker had done? Or what can Scarecrow to do? Ras? Bane? Talia? Hugo Strange? And we are talking only about famous. But what about Hush or Prometheus? We even not talking about evil versions like Owlman or BWL, let's imagine they are not exist. But original Gotham criminals are to dangerous. Why do you think we have so positive Metropolis, Blüdhaven, Central city, Coast city, Fawcett city and others, and than we have Gotham? And there is Batman. Aha.
@@leman7648gotham is different from metropolis because of batman tbh. You think superman or wonder women or green lantern couldn't clean up gotham in under a year your tripping. Batmans lack of powers, allowing the Justice system to keep putting his enemys in the same places they keep breaking out and no kill rule allow gotham to stay in shambles. Granted most super heroes wont kill but still.
@@rebelscumcustomsweathering5584 ok ok, so if they can, why they wouldn't do anything?
Like, Joker ain’t doing anything. He’s getting yeeted so quick.
That's why Batman is not sensitive, he IS sensible
"You're A Princess From A Society Of Immortal Warriors And I'm A Rich Kid With Issues, Lot's Of Issues"
Daaayummm.. That Line Is Fuckin Emotional Damage fr..🗿
How
Hi do you know the movies or shows name?
Why
Why are you doing capital letters at the start of every word?
@@notfibii123 I believe this is either Justice League or Justice League Unlimited
@@xrinnegan thank you so much . And happy new year 🎉 whish you to have enything you disare .
Can’t tell if Batman’s the rizzler or if he’s just socially awkward
Definitely the rizzler. Stole Lois lane from superman.
Why not both
Yes
Actually no, Bruce Wayne is the Rizzler, Batman is socially awkward.
So yes.
If u can’t tell them your socially awkward
Batman is literally the gigachad that we didn't realize was a gigachad
"batman" has no girls mean while his alter ego is a playboy.
id like to think batman gets his romatic needs taken care of.
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He isn’t but okay
Oooh Batman and Wonder woman has a crush on each other ❤😮😊
WHO DIDNT REALIZE?!
"Man! For somebody with like 50 different kinds of vision, you are so blind!"
To be fair, he didn’t say no. He just said if they aren’t careful theres gonna be a lot of trouble involved. And thats just from that we still got the childhood trauma
To be fair that is his way of saying no
There are ways of saying no instead of saying no
It was a no, but more of a "bad idea" no than an "I don't want to" no.
Still a no.
With the context of the rest of the episode, it's definitely not a no
@@brentkeegan4719 and it only worked with the one really listened to you. But if they not, the only way is no
"Man, for somebody with like, 50 different kinds of vision, you are so blind."
-one of green lantern's many iconic insults
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Yes😂
Emotional damage
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To bad he looks like he kisses the sucking end of vacuums
I envy Superman's destructive heat vision. Perhaps I should ask Tails to install lazer eyes after he makes that jaw mechanism I requested.
"Your princess from society of immortal warriors. I'm rich kid with issues" 💀
LOTS OF ISSUES.
😳
LOTS OF ISSUES
Lol he basically said she’s out of his league and he has lots of issues meaning he still has to “do the work”
A LOT OF ISSUES
My boy Batman got his priorities straight, as well as his self awareness.
I love that number two is basically Batman saying in his own way that Diana is 1000 times too good for him
Or maybe just like Odysseus gently rejected the goddess Callisto. Batman decided to do the same with Wonder Woman. Never forget that in another Justice League Unlimited episode Batman referenced Odysseus when he was talking to Green Lantern John Stewart.
@@superbrian7997if you combine John Stewart and Hal Jordan you get Hal Stewart, which is also the name of titan from mega mind!
Nah he just doesn't want a greek god as his in law
"I'm a rich kid with issues, LOTS OF ISSUES "
But that caught me off guard ☠️☠️
No fucking way are you stealing my role. One, I'm Batman, the only Batman. I've been in the dark because I was killed when I was a baby. Then 13 the imposters were being wanna be Jesus. Between Joseph and John fighting each other because of their mother the harlot. My father is who saved me and cared about me, thanks Jim. I am Batman, I am Jesus, and my family is responsible for destroying my name and my legacy. But not again will you tarnish my name and my truth. You God damn mother fuckers all think your Jesus and owed something, your owed nothing but justice. My mom is not stealing my inheritance, neither one. I am the baby hidden in the dark all this time so everytime Christ was killed for crimes of my relatives I sat in the dark and soaked up all that was holy and good while the others got stronger from the evil of Christ's relatives and look alikes. Joseph John and the harlot and the devil are your suspects. I am David and the righteous son of the father. Ben, Kaylyn, devil and anti Christ can kiss my ass
@@duhbro55 👁👁
Daddy issues. 😂
Why is nobody talking about how little Diana's voice is so calming 😭😭
Ty for the likes
OMG 1K BRO I THOUGHT I WOULD JUST GET 68 😭😭😭😭😭
NAH 1.3K Y'ALL TRIPPIN FR😿😿
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SAMEEE
Who is her VA?
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Fricken adorable man
truee
That "Next?" is why I will always ship these two
Wonder Woman would PACK up all Batman’s enemies 😭
There’s a reason they NEED him
no the fuck she wouldn't, batman has outright humiliated the enemies of the justice league, almost all of them are scared of batman, and I can garuntee you that every one of batmans enemies could defeat the justice league, or destroy their lives
@@undefined6478 wtf is Penguin or Dr.Freeze gonna do to Wonder Woman?
@@undefined6478 To say every one is cap. I'd like to see Kite Man or Condiment King destroy any of the Justice League 😂
@@undefined6478 nah y'all Batman D riders are insane 💀 alright bro let's see the penguin fight the justice league by himself then
Green Lantern: “I’m sensing his rizz, it’s powerful”
What show is this?
The unspoken Rizz😩✨️
@@okabekun844 justice league unlimited
@@okabekun844Justice league unlimited episode titled, “Kids Stuff”
Diana didn't take her eyes off Bruce the entire time in the kids scene. Cute!
@@nathan3252 hello 911 this is the man right here
@@nathan3252 nah jit getting put on a list for this one
@@nathan3252 Your prison cell is calling for you back, brother
@@nathan3252 get back to your cell
@@nathan3252 *takes out phone* Yes sir, we have located the escaped convict *puts phone away* Hands up prisoner N25