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  • @kinocorner976
    @kinocorner976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21649

    *puts on brass knuckles*
    “I’m gonna show this farm boy how we brawl in Gotham.”

    • @dwecktek
      @dwecktek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

      Yea we used to call that the stinger! They uhh dont let ya use that anymore

    • @dagodfather6986
      @dagodfather6986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      😂

    • @astropunch101
      @astropunch101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      joshua ashley 🤦‍♂️

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@dwecktek simpsons reference. Love it.

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @joshua ashley Brass knuckles are basically plate metal usually brass or a mix of copper and nickel/ any metal. ( They were originally made of brass because brass vibrates, very important when throwing a punch ) basically it is a weapon meant to increase the severity/lethality of a punch. Even if you had a weak punch brass knuckles will leave a mark, they are used mainly in street fights and it is illegal to use in competitive fights like boxing or mixed martial arts. But on the streets its legal, its just meant to protect you while giving you a better harder punch.

  • @Bean-mq2rz
    @Bean-mq2rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27620

    “Deep down he’s a good person. Deep down... Im not.”
    I swear that is Batman’s best line.

    • @OsahonUwagboe
      @OsahonUwagboe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

      As good as that line is, I prefer the comic book version were he goes
      "Superman is the best at what he does"
      Catwoman flinches and then he goes
      "And I'm the best at what I do"... CLASSIC

    • @bonymac23
      @bonymac23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I totally agree

    • @grandohuckabee
      @grandohuckabee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      Even with the kryptonite punching him is like punching concrete

    • @apostolostvable
      @apostolostvable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      It's a stupid line. He is a good person fundamentally. It's just wankery by jeph Loeb.

    • @oOPPHOo
      @oOPPHOo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

      @@apostolostvable Sure, but I don't know if he sees himself that way. Being surrounded by people like Supes means you can get pretty unrealistic standards for what makes a good person. Also, I believe Batman understands the fact that he, not unlike the Joker, is actually insane. No sane person deals with grief by dressing up as a bat and if you recognize your own insanity, you might show some level of insecurity about your morality too.
      Ultimately, he probably just means that there are certain limits he doesn't have. Throwing some like Lane off a building is not something every "traditionally" moral person would do. Certainly not Superman.

  • @choosingname5983
    @choosingname5983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6841

    "It's your choice, not Ivy's"
    *growl*
    "Damn it"

    • @_EzGREEN
      @_EzGREEN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Medical injuries: Entire back and rib cage

    • @danielscholz5831
      @danielscholz5831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      I mean logically they couldn't pull it but I would have loved a "Fuck" there

    • @bigmanbub
      @bigmanbub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It was at this moment that he knew he stuffed up lol

    • @BrianDG1001
      @BrianDG1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      it's like Marvel's Iron man and Hulk
      Ironman: "You're smarter than her, You're Bruce Banner"
      Hulk: *ROAR*

    • @thomasschulz2167
      @thomasschulz2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's that singular pure moment that draws you in and let's you know that Batman's plan went horribly sideways. "Damn It"

  • @Gaminghj
    @Gaminghj ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    3:30 Batman's reaction to Superman not reacting to Lois initially is hilarious as he knows he's a goner but still has to maintain that I'm badass no matter what vibe

    • @berrybearcub8237
      @berrybearcub8237 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @Who-nm7kd
      @Who-nm7kd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      "Dammit"

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      Bro was about to gulp cartoonishly but remembered he was Batman and had to lock in

    • @ayoutubechannel6045
      @ayoutubechannel6045 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      bro knew he was cooked but locked tf in

    • @v4vndta911
      @v4vndta911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If it had been BatFleck, he would have covered his face with his arms as he awaited Supes to punch his head off.

  • @ChrisDeebo
    @ChrisDeebo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31679

    When you think about it, Batman didn't know Superman was even going to be there, he just happened to be carrying around Kyptonite Knuckles just incase

    • @inexorable3564
      @inexorable3564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4395

      prepared for the worst

    • @Levixne
      @Levixne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2054

      Supes isn't the only kryptonion

    • @Elektr0hazard
      @Elektr0hazard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

      In the original Hush comic series, Batman carries kryptonite incrusted rings in the center piece of his utility belt and that's what he hits Clark with. Also, I don't remember if Lois almost dying is the way Clark comes back or not. My Hush comics have all been in a friend's house for years now so I can't check lmao

    • @guyfeeyeti375
      @guyfeeyeti375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

      “You don’t come to metropolis and not be prepared for him” -Batman Hush

    • @mrstevens70
      @mrstevens70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      That's why he has that 'utility belt' of Wonderful Toys.🤡

  • @RobinDJoker
    @RobinDJoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5652

    “Lead-lined tunnels, courtesy of Lexcorp” you gotta love how Lex can’t make anything without trying to make them Superman-proof somehow

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I’d say more superman resistant but otherwise I absolutely agree

    • @pepesilvia2094
      @pepesilvia2094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@finaladvance5085 superman-proof works just fine. he xray proofed it. it works just fine. you seem fun at parties.

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pepe Silvia You know it

    • @imverygerby
      @imverygerby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Final Advance resistance and “proof” are literally the same thing ass clown.

    • @imverygerby
      @imverygerby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mby so are bulletproof vests impenetrable or just bullet resistant? How about bulletproof glass? Cutproof gloves? Exactly ass clown

  • @TheSaphireKatana
    @TheSaphireKatana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27963

    I love how superman is always treated as a unbeatable god and batman just goes 'I can take him'

    • @angelsrageunleashed5441
      @angelsrageunleashed5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

      Well... The Kryptonite didn't really work here

    • @TheSaphireKatana
      @TheSaphireKatana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +984

      @@angelsrageunleashed5441 neither did the plot twist🥁

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2288

      The amazing thing about Batman is that he knew he COULDN'T take him, yet still risked instant disintegration to stall him.

    • @TheSaphireKatana
      @TheSaphireKatana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

      @@DiggitySlice bruh its batman he could take him

    • @doflash9210
      @doflash9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

      TheSaphire Katana3795 eh that’s kind of a tough one to say because Superman could kill everyone in the world in a second even Batman if it was a one on one fight Batman would have plans but Superman would just fly through him

  • @aizentaicho82
    @aizentaicho82 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    I like this portrayal of Superman. They got it right for once. Even after all she did to him, he worries about unnecessarily hurting Ivy. He's a good guy no matter what. I wish the DC movies understood that part. Yes he is incredibly powerful, but thats not what makes him Superman.

    • @KAR5AVATARGT
      @KAR5AVATARGT ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They got it right in man of steel just say you dont know the character

    • @aizentaicho82
      @aizentaicho82 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@KAR5AVATARGT or you can just say you dont know the character

    • @aaronmann6294
      @aaronmann6294 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@KAR5AVATARGTlmao the fuck? Got it right in MOS??? Pa Kent and Clark mutually deciding the let him die to tornado is the opposite of both characters
      🤡

    • @KAR5AVATARGT
      @KAR5AVATARGT ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aizentaicho82 no just say you dont know the character

    • @KAR5AVATARGT
      @KAR5AVATARGT ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aaronmann6294 he not really he said that the world wasn't ready he was right

  • @pdstunnerz
    @pdstunnerz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6714

    Batman's "damn." had so much "Guess ill die then" energy lol

    • @guywglasses3910
      @guywglasses3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      This comment actually made me laugh out loud xD

    • @tomoyukisaito5275
      @tomoyukisaito5275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Yeah it really does help to show you that Even with how smart Batman is even he is just winging this shit when it happens

    • @liltaco4119
      @liltaco4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He's probably a little bit suicidal maybe

    • @user-dx3jg6er1m
      @user-dx3jg6er1m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@liltaco4119 self-destructive tendencies probably

    • @JohnSmith-tx4od
      @JohnSmith-tx4od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      "Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?"

  • @aryanchhugani5147
    @aryanchhugani5147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6299

    This Batman is damn realistic
    Catwoman: do u have a plan?
    Batman: yes run.

    • @diorgaloreee9938
      @diorgaloreee9938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Darth Pancake Studios superman wouldn’t have killed them and batman exploits that which is why he will always beat superman in a fight

    • @rigo_ad9317
      @rigo_ad9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      diorgaloreee wdym he will always beat Superman in a fight. Doesn’t matter if batman exploits him or not, Superman could still flick him, throw him, smack him, all before batman could react or blink, or do whatever. If you could all of the times that they have fought in comics, Superman has won most of them. People only think batman wins because he one in their most popular bouts. Such as TDKR, Tower of Babel (he didn’t even win here, but I’ll give him the edge).

    • @EmoPeter2000
      @EmoPeter2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@diorgaloreee9938 He has rarely ever won the fights he has had with Clark in the comics.

    • @zalizoo0402
      @zalizoo0402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So basically Joseph Joestar’s plans haha

    • @chronic5480
      @chronic5480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      diorgaloreee Bruh, you is flat out incorrect.

  • @julessompayrac2117
    @julessompayrac2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14289

    "Deep down he's a good person. Deep down I'm not" brutal

    • @voices4dayz469
      @voices4dayz469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

      He is... *BADMAN!* -intense cackling-

    • @thearyaputra
      @thearyaputra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@voices4dayz469 get out. There's the door. 👉🏻 🚪

    • @lukehart7225
      @lukehart7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Those words are deep!

    • @mesirionyeemmanuel2842
      @mesirionyeemmanuel2842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Very brutal

    • @bunnyhops477
      @bunnyhops477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Unlike cough Omni man

  • @WebbedManiac
    @WebbedManiac ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "Seems my kryptonite kisses need a little touch-up"
    I love how the villains can't mind control Superman without Kryptonite, yet Kryptonite is also the substance which actively makes him weaker.
    Yes, you get a mind-controlled Superman, but he's also not operating at 100% since the the Kryptonite on his lips is actively weakening him.

    • @slurp3194
      @slurp3194 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This portrayal of kryptonite is do weak. Typically if those were actually brass knuckle kryptonnight superman would not be flying. Nore would he have super strength. In other shows just a ounce of kryptonknight hurts superman

    • @Uknowjusticemill
      @Uknowjusticemill 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      @@slurp3194 Superman doesn't lose all durability when near kryptonite in the comics it just makes him weaker and makes his body react similar to being poisoned with toxins his body shuts down but its not weak, he can still tank punches from some human even in his weakened state because Krptonians on their world were still dozens of times stronger than earths humans.

    • @Fireball006
      @Fireball006 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@slurp3194 This is just a total guess but at the end of the clip Batman says the lipstick was synthetic Kryptonite so it could have a weaker effect than real Kryptonite. Also Batman immediately recognized it as synthetic so it is possible that he used that as well like in the brass knuckles. Though I don't doubt that Batman has real Kryptonite but it's not like he wants to actually kill Superman.

    • @slurp3194
      @slurp3194 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Fireball006 good analysis well done makes alot of sense

    • @narrowmax7382
      @narrowmax7382 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@slurp3194 yea... you need to read other superman media other then just the movies or animated shows. In the comics he isnt completely imobalized by an ounce of kryptonite. He would just get weakened progressively. Now in current comics base superman is basially completely immune to kryptonite.

  • @levi1844
    @levi1844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9536

    I love how badass and realistic Batman is in the situation against Superman. He knows he has no chance in actual fight against Supes, but utilizes he strategic prowess to try to snap Supes out of his trance.

    • @coreyjones46
      @coreyjones46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Levi if Batman wanted to he can hurt Superman real badly he always thinks a step ahead then anyone else

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      @@coreyjones46 Not if he DIDN'T have those kryptonite gadgets ya know

    • @ragnarokyy5445
      @ragnarokyy5445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      @@coreyjones46 superman could kill batman even with kriptonite bro, stop veing a fanboy

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

      This is how an actual Batman vs Superman battle should go, no matter how prepared Bats is, a second off and he's dead. He knows that 99% of the time Sups would win.

    • @Tu-Li-Oh
      @Tu-Li-Oh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@ragnarokyy5445 Though evading those punches from Superman is quite a feat on it's own

  • @delhidevilz
    @delhidevilz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3588

    Superman sees good in ppl & believes they can improve, Batman sees the worst in them & knows what bad they can do. It's different perspective but same goal.

    • @elcobra98
      @elcobra98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      And yet, Superman will reccur to killing if someone's out of control, unlike Batman. Kinda ironic.

    • @kiwiluiz
      @kiwiluiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @Shaun Fleming I dont think so. Im pretty sure the not killing people thing is batman. So maybe one or two versions of him kill. Though superman...

    • @dimensions638
      @dimensions638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hes talking about the canon versions in animation . But truth be told superman and batman both see the good in people . Batman sees it and doesnt wanna risk it . Superman sees it and doesnt wanna risk not risking it .

    • @dakotatrue12
      @dakotatrue12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shaun Fleming that doesn’t count at all, the entire dark multiverse is meant to be bad, it was created that way, so of course there’s gonna be a killing Batman.

    • @kgunitkeese17
      @kgunitkeese17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fine- I''ll do it myself He may see the worst in them and knows what they can do but he’s just like Superman’s optimism. He wants them to be better as well and believes they can also improve. They may be almost opposites in beliefs but they both share the same goal.

  • @am_i_blue
    @am_i_blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9695

    "Do you have a plan"
    -"Yes run"
    Batman is savage even when he's running away

    • @darthtenebrous965
      @darthtenebrous965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      Batman never runs away he’s just strategically withdrawing.

    • @am_i_blue
      @am_i_blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@darthtenebrous965 it's like i am not consuming table salt,i am consuming sodium chloride 😂😂

    • @calvinmcnair9553
      @calvinmcnair9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      The joestar technique

    • @HuggyBuddyOwO
      @HuggyBuddyOwO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Is THAT A MOTHERFUXKING JOJO REFRENCE?

    • @say-ef
      @say-ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm fast as fugk boiii

  • @ojosamson2944
    @ojosamson2944 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    "Deep down he's a good person, deep down I am not" This has to be one of the best lines ever

    • @TheOneWhoRemains99999
      @TheOneWhoRemains99999 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Congrats on 200 likes 👍

    • @zxKAOS1
      @zxKAOS1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      1:52

    • @VenEm
      @VenEm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Not really, I've always hated that line. It's edgy and not even true. Batman is a good person.

    • @meisterigi007
      @meisterigi007 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@VenEm he tries to be good... to do good... but he knows what his true nature is...

    • @jderrickson4597
      @jderrickson4597 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@meisterigi007"It's not who we are underneath, but *what we do* that defines us..."

  • @jasonandrews1770
    @jasonandrews1770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3255

    4:01 I love that lois doesnt even get mad when she sees the green lipstick because she knows superman would never cheat. Such a healthy relationship

    • @swagmaster699
      @swagmaster699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      I think "pure" would be a better word for it

    • @jasonandrews1770
      @jasonandrews1770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@swagmaster699 that fits too

    • @Alpha-Scythe23
      @Alpha-Scythe23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Don’t Superman and Wonder Woman kiss and hookup? And go on dates.

    • @swagmaster699
      @swagmaster699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@Alpha-Scythe23 in this continuity, supes and diana already hooked up and broke up by now

    • @jasonandrews1770
      @jasonandrews1770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Alpha-Scythe23 in this animated universe yes. When the league first formed they dated for a short time before they broke up and clark met lois

  • @JudgeBane
    @JudgeBane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4666

    I remember in the comic Catwoman didn't deliberately throw Lois off the building, Lois struggled and slipped off by accident. Catwoman just pitching her off the roof is a lot funnier.

    • @142doddy
      @142doddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      But the last resort is for Catwoman to throw her. Batman even says "if this doesn't work Selina can catch her"

    • @adambrown6669
      @adambrown6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@142doddy I'm not sure Selina is catching her though, there is no way she's gonna fall fast enough to catch Lois before she hits the ground, and even if she caught her with her whip or something, the sudden stop would also kill her.

    • @A.i.r_K
      @A.i.r_K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@adambrown6669 that whip is like 2 meter long at best, that ain't catching no one, let alone a falling one

    • @notvex3987
      @notvex3987 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@A.i.r_K even if that whip was long enough and caught her, mf would've Gwen stacied that bitch 💀

    • @colamity_5000
      @colamity_5000 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@adambrown6669 comic book logic tho, falls take as long as they need to for the hero to catch the person and by orienting their body properly the hero can fall at 10x the speed of civilians

  • @gallaros9
    @gallaros9 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I absolutely love the near bottomless faith Batman has in Superman

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's not "bottomless" as he still has contingency plans against him and he it's not "faith", it's trust as it's all within reason of what he KNOWS superman to be as a person.

    • @gallaros9
      @gallaros9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Gadget-Walkmen thanks

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gallaros9 uh huh.

    • @gamester512
      @gamester512 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They're best friends. Even if Bruce isn't one to openly admit it all that easily, they have a great deal of mutual trust and respect for each other. Just look at their relationship prior to Injustice kicking off, when a pregnant Lois goes missing, the one person a frantic and panicking Clark immediately goes to for help is Bruce, who immediately gives it and calls in whatever Justice League backup is available at the same time. Clark turns to Bruce for help over anyone else, including Diana, J'onn, Barry, etc. And Bruce in turn is willing to immediately call in the entire Justice League purely because Lois is missing, and The Joker is the one who has her.
      Plus there's his exchange with Supergirl in Injustice 2 after Clark is seemingly killed by Brainiac:
      *Bruce:* "I'm going to miss him too."
      *Kara:* "Do you really mean that?"
      *Bruce:* "We were friends once. I trusted him with my life. But then The Joker got to him. I lost my friend, Clark. I've missed him ever since."
      And there's also the "Death of Superman" plot in Justice League where Superman is seemingly killed by Toyman, and Bruce is the only one who refuses to believe that Clark is actually dead (and Bruce is *right* to boot).

    • @jay_2cold765
      @jay_2cold765 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Gadget-Walkmenjust completely ignored the word “near” huh?

  • @grapplesauce9939
    @grapplesauce9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2681

    Superman asks if knocking Ivy out was necessary as if they aren’t pissed that they had to fight the strongest thing on the planet because of her.

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😏YES🙂

    • @LordChromeGaming
      @LordChromeGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And as if he himself doesn't KO people lol

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought he was still talking about dropping Lois

    • @themandalorian5061
      @themandalorian5061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah facts Batman is insanely strong

    • @teleportedbreadfor3days
      @teleportedbreadfor3days ปีที่แล้ว

      My best guess is that standing in front of somebody is enough, in Superman’s eyes.

  • @badfoody
    @badfoody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11105

    "When outmatched. Cheat." -Batman

    • @bbrules8646
      @bbrules8646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      I love that line and the TV show it was from

    • @strandedshooter9686
      @strandedshooter9686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      You say cheat, Batman says preparation.

    • @C23-n5c
      @C23-n5c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      This is the literal superman. I think anyone would have to cheat😂

    • @oakleave
      @oakleave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Superman, litterally a god with no weakness except 1.
      Batman, just a man but with two glowy green bois.

    • @bbrules8646
      @bbrules8646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@oakleave Actually he has two weaknesses: kryptonite and magic

  • @jacobali183
    @jacobali183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4097

    Alfred - How were you so sure he would save her?
    Batman - Faith Alfred Faith.

    • @londomollari1082
      @londomollari1082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Actually throwing Lois from the rooftop was improvised by Catwoman.

    • @raimundoj888
      @raimundoj888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      faith is belief based on an absence of data

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@raimundoj888 r/atheism

    • @frederikl.1642
      @frederikl.1642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@raimundoj888 Not complete abscense, though. That would simply be a shot in the dark.

    • @Gabriel-ex4cf
      @Gabriel-ex4cf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!"

  • @kenjiro8629
    @kenjiro8629 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    I love how when brainwashed or turned evil, Superman is an unstoppable force of nature. But when he's on the good side, villains just casually run him down like he's some sort of plastic.

    • @Coolkid99880
      @Coolkid99880 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I mean you too would hold back if you fought in a highly populated city when you have the power to level it in minutes.

    • @joeda900
      @joeda900 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Mostly because Superman holds back like
      A LOT

    • @Hotarg
      @Hotarg ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "That man won't quit as long as he can still draw a breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am."
      *Proceeds to punch Darkseid so hard he flies through half a dozen buildings*

    • @Devonlui
      @Devonlui ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Superman holds back, horrifically. It's like Mike Tyson hitting you with his pinkie

    • @UndeadPasta
      @UndeadPasta ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's his whole point. He is so genuinely good that he really can't risk using his full powers as not to kill anyone. Also Superman is regularly distracted by innocents in danger and so many villains use it against him. Evil Superman just doesn't care

  • @horusanubisra8096
    @horusanubisra8096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3734

    Batman: starts talking about how a good person Superman is
    Also Batman: puts on spikey kryptonite knuckles

    • @Imam_Gueri_Sport
      @Imam_Gueri_Sport 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kakihustle55
      @kakihustle55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Well to be fair, deep down...batman's not

    • @horusanubisra8096
      @horusanubisra8096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kakihustle55 hahahaha

    • @wadewillson9220
      @wadewillson9220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Batman "I don't kill"
      Also Batman "LOL throw Lois off a 100 stories and hope Superman catches her XD"

    • @CJsAwesomeWorld
      @CJsAwesomeWorld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@wadewillson9220 Well, Cat Woman threw her off, and it was hitting the ground that would kill her. So Bat Man didn't kill her, gravity did. XD

  • @BohdanMorzhuk-j1h
    @BohdanMorzhuk-j1h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4180

    Batman: Yes, run.
    didn't know that Batman knows secret technique, that Joestar family was using...

    • @yigitbulucu4372
      @yigitbulucu4372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Nigerundayooo

    • @parzival4960
      @parzival4960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@yigitbulucu4372 Smokeeeey

    • @jimbottinajero6614
      @jimbottinajero6614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hear me out boys

    • @jimbottinajero6614
      @jimbottinajero6614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Batman is a Dio Brando look. The joker is his main enemy but take out k and r you get joe. Joe is a major part in joestar. The main enemy of the Joestars is Dio Brando. Coincidence I think not!

    • @jerrye6966
      @jerrye6966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Niccccce

  • @joshdunne8792
    @joshdunne8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    1:50 "If he wanted we'd be dead already, deep down he's a good person and deep down I'm not" and that's why he's the god damn BATMAN

    • @Crichjo32
      @Crichjo32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And that's why we love him.

    • @geekyvors2837
      @geekyvors2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank god they weren't fighting against someone like homelander lmao

    • @kaanaras2272
      @kaanaras2272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn't know Red Eyes Black Dragon can talk.. Hello Red Eyes, you're cooler than Blue Eyes by the way.

    • @WILLNOTCOMPLY72
      @WILLNOTCOMPLY72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God damn right

    • @joshdunne8792
      @joshdunne8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaanaras2272 Appreciate it😂

  • @Dagothownsneravar
    @Dagothownsneravar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The simultaneous yes is why i love DC. The dynamic and occasional friendship between heroes and villains. The heartwarming moments in the comics and animated movies

    • @eater_of_garbage_
      @eater_of_garbage_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      meanwhile marvel is "ERm! He's right behind me!"

  • @pulpinmyoj3034
    @pulpinmyoj3034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    I like how batman carries around 2 rebreathers at all times incase he has to save someone from drowing. Just shows how prepared he is for any possible situation.

    • @laststand6420
      @laststand6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He probably carries a tactical nuke in his belt, just in case

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Not to mention Kryptonite knuckles lmao

    • @RaxusXeronos
      @RaxusXeronos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Ismael-kc3ry he mentions to Alfred to pack 'The Jewels' before he heads to Metropolis in an earlier scene apparently. So he didn't just have the kryptonite knuckles on him. He specifically prepared before arriving on Supes' home turf. Just in case.

    • @iRazenrak
      @iRazenrak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He has the Rebreathers because in Knightfall, which takes place before Hush I think, Gotham's mayor almost drowns and Batman has to tie his cape around the mayor's head to save him. He almost collapses from the pain as he fights rushing water and drags the mayor to safety.

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@iRazenrak because batman learns from his mistakes

  • @Scottyjscizzle
    @Scottyjscizzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2365

    "I had faith you'd save her" everyone is stuck on the "deep down he's good, deep down I'm not" and not the fact Bruce has such faith in his friend he had a woman tossed from a building knowing he's save her.

    • @blakeswanson1322
      @blakeswanson1322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Scott Jenkins in the comics it actually wasn’t apart of his plan to actually throw her off

    • @joaquimgianini1234
      @joaquimgianini1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@blakeswanson1322 Not even in the movie itself, in a later scene he confronts Catwoman about it since Batman is probably the most obsessed person with the idea of "not killing anybody" even more so than Superman

    • @joaquimgianini1234
      @joaquimgianini1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Nah, later in the movie it's shown that that was Catwoman's idea

    • @damiananguiano1028
      @damiananguiano1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well Batman always plans things out and improvises. Knowledge is power. Either way get to know the character. Cuz u obviously don't.

    • @YuLum
      @YuLum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can see the injustice storyline going to be happening

  • @4coolkidz91
    @4coolkidz91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7090

    Imagine if Superman didn’t snapped out of it. Loius just goes Splat and Injustice Starts.

    • @nigblack552
      @nigblack552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      More fun lol

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      [ Superman will remember that ]

    • @jmzbondm
      @jmzbondm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Oh damn! Then Batman and Catwoman die instantly there.

    • @jacobjackson2275
      @jacobjackson2275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Joker: Is somebody taking my place???

    • @iBeatBoxz8
      @iBeatBoxz8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Then Superman wouldn’t care

  • @haljordan8724
    @haljordan8724 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I like how Batman just happens to have kryptonite knuckles in his utility belt. Always prepared, even for a fight against Superman.

    • @christiandoyle578
      @christiandoyle578 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's canon that he always carries some form of kryptonite when in Metropolis.

    • @gamester512
      @gamester512 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Always prepared, yes. But he's always hoping and praying that he doesn't ever *need* them.

    • @MateoPep
      @MateoPep ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the actual Hush Graphic Novel, it's a Kryptonite Ring he keeps in his Utility Belt. Superman gave it to him in case he ever lost control.

  • @WhoBeBree
    @WhoBeBree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5636

    Superman: *Is an indestructible being*
    Batman: "bet"

    • @jamesgreen9712
      @jamesgreen9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Doomsday: *"bet"*

    • @lkvideos7181
      @lkvideos7181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@jamesgreen9712 Superman: "Wanna get ripped in half again ?"

    • @jamesgreen9712
      @jamesgreen9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lkvideos7181 I am not getting the reference here

    • @lkvideos7181
      @lkvideos7181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@jamesgreen9712 Superman literaly ripped Doomsday in half with his bare hands, when they first fought, in the New 52. That was quite OP.

    • @jamesgreen9712
      @jamesgreen9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@lkvideos7181 eeeeh, quite boring if you ask me, I mean, Doomsday used to be one of a couple of creatures who were just as strong as supes if not stronger and actually killed him, so thats a bit disappointing, not gonna lie

  • @alphabryan4703
    @alphabryan4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6130

    the contingency plan if superman is ever mind controlled is to push lois off of a skyscraper I can't get over that 😂

    • @Naruku2121
      @Naruku2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      I mean...you can't argue with results.

    • @SillyLittleMe
      @SillyLittleMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      If that's the case then that's a bad plan to start Injustice

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      MASTER STRATEGIST

    • @Huanchee
      @Huanchee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sometimes improvisation gives the best results.

    • @kalen2465
      @kalen2465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How did Superman become a mind controlled zombie anyway? I though he couldn't be mind controlled except by powerful magic .?

  • @murtiigulgen
    @murtiigulgen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    2:54 The reason why Superman is so shocked to hear Batman lie is that he could hear Batman’s heartbeat and figure out if he was lying or not but Batman is a pro that he makes his heartbeat differently

    • @jaewol359
      @jaewol359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Literally just built different

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      simply a difference in skill level

    • @ode175.
      @ode175. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Gavin The Nobel Assassin Idk about that but hed probably be able to resist the "burning torture" it inflicts

    • @HokutoAnsatsuken
      @HokutoAnsatsuken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Gavin The Nobel Assassin
      This reminds me of the time when Trinity were holding the lasso and WW told everyone to reveal their true identity:
      WW: Diana. Princess of Thermascira.
      Superman: Clark Kent. Kal-El of Krypton.
      Batman: I'm Batman.
      ROFL!!!

    • @ivanb88
      @ivanb88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@HokutoAnsatsuken That's because in reality, Batman considers himself as the real one and Bruce Wayne to be the alter ego, instead of the other way like everyone else.

  • @Veckoza
    @Veckoza ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Deep down, he's a good person. And deep down... I'm not."
    Batman cold af.

  • @Senior_Pineapple
    @Senior_Pineapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9018

    Any line of dialogue: *exists*
    Comment section: *repeat*

    • @punk5585
      @punk5585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      You mean
      *Comment section: turns it into an unfunny jojo reference because they only watched part 4 and 5*

    • @Senior_Pineapple
      @Senior_Pineapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@punk5585 either?

    • @punk5585
      @punk5585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Senior_Pineapple yeah, it's pretty stupid how people make unfunny memes in comments

    • @Senior_Pineapple
      @Senior_Pineapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@aspecificafricanyamdish5271 its everywhere, go to any video and you'll find it

    • @guidomonto3742
      @guidomonto3742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@aspecificafricanyamdish5271 it’s literally like this on every video on TH-cam

  • @redt3788
    @redt3788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2886

    I just like it when Catwoman says "he made me do it" and points right at Batman

    • @ravenwraith1017
      @ravenwraith1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Gavin The Nobel Assassin I have deluxe editions of both Dark Knights Metal and Dark Knights Death Metal. After those, nothing in DC is scarier than Batman.

    • @puppetmaster8551
      @puppetmaster8551 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ravenwraith1017 the dark knights metal soundtrack is sick, Jerry Cantrell and Brann Dailor are GOATED

    • @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.
      @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Catwoman's just a woman, and women have no sense of accountability. It's _always_ a man's fault; never theirs...even if _they're_ always right.

    • @lucaslie8311
      @lucaslie8311 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.aight Andrew Tate it’s a comical fiction relax

    • @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.
      @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lucas Ließ
      I can't begin to imagine how purposeless and effeminate you must be, how pathetic and emasculated your friends are, for the slightest bit of strength in another man to sound like the ravings of a filthy Romanian gangster. What's it like being raised to become a daughter by a schlüt single mom for whom all men with a sense of self-worth are "evil" or "toxic"? You sound European so, I guess I shouldn't be surprised; any real man in your family got mowed down by my ancestors like grass in a field. My apologies, little girl.

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7084

    Fearlessly going toe to toe with one of the most dangerous and powerful entities in the multiverse? That just shows you how brave Superman is.

    • @jimmylobe9669
      @jimmylobe9669 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas ปีที่แล้ว +167

      lmao

    • @loadedchanneltv9481
      @loadedchanneltv9481 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      I see what you did there😂

    • @LaidBack--
      @LaidBack-- ปีที่แล้ว +68

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BeastXIS
      @BeastXIS ปีที่แล้ว +125

      For real. Even though the entity is mostly toying around with Supes, this is no joke as a feat.

  • @quantumcringe6441
    @quantumcringe6441 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I love how Ivy’s reaction to Batman returning is basically just
    “Ah he’s back oh well Superman will-“
    And then she sees him floating next to Batman meaning that in a fight between a Bloodlusted Superman and Batman…… BATMAN STILL OUTPLAYED HIM. Causing her to vocalize the only thought her brain likely had at the moment
    “SHIT”

    • @insertnamehere2746
      @insertnamehere2746 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Batman did not outplay Supes, Supes merely spared Batman and proceeded to dp the right thing. Supes would fucking kill Batman or anyone else for that matter in a microsecond if he wanted to

    • @zufaredris1659
      @zufaredris1659 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Superman was fighting ivy's control the entire time

    • @WebbedManiac
      @WebbedManiac 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I love that Batman fanboys can't understand that Superman was NEVER bloodlusted in the fight even when their hero spells it out that "If he wanted we'd be dead already"

    • @Rose_Bride
      @Rose_Bride 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@WebbedManiac_THIS!_

    • @Im_Anthonyy
      @Im_Anthonyy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@WebbedManiacwhy all the supesfanboys fly over the fact that a spike of kryptonite didnt take off superman powers and ripped his body apart just for the show to continue, i know is hard to accept that a human can outclass your perfrct boy with intelligence but bro, dont cry that hard

  • @typoking
    @typoking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3380

    Superman: "Was that really necessary?"
    Both: Yes."

    • @Lil_Kelly
      @Lil_Kelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      TheTriforceKid yeah I heard it I’m not deaf

    • @advait35
      @advait35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Lil_Kelly OH WOW YOU HAVE EARS!
      But clearly not a brain to understand references.

    • @Lil_Kelly
      @Lil_Kelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Advait Maindalkar stfu ofc I understand it. Is just why he gotta bring it up tho like what so funny about that woah he copied some dialogue. You have no sense of humor u stupid little garbage person

    • @nanoatic
      @nanoatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i think we all said yes at the same time.

    • @ontarga385
      @ontarga385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Lil_Kelly ok elitist

  • @theblazer3665
    @theblazer3665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4844

    I love how even though Superman is mindcontrolled, he still barely has a conscious not to kill

    • @bluefiremarkii
      @bluefiremarkii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Superman wants to protect the innocent so badly he doesn't kill people unless he absolutely has to, or its just monsters. Meanwhile.
      Snyder: you're crazy, batman and superman kill people cuz they're edgy lol

    • @chacharealsmooth941
      @chacharealsmooth941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@bluefiremarkii superman does not intently kill people in snyderverse except zod.

    • @bluefiremarkii
      @bluefiremarkii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@chacharealsmooth941 he was ready to zap luthor instantly too though? You also can't tell me the guy he rammed through a brick wall isn't dead

    • @awormwithbraids5439
      @awormwithbraids5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@chacharealsmooth941 pretty sure he started screaming after that cuz he didn’t mean to

    • @excaliburb7721
      @excaliburb7721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@bluefiremarkii Lex was about to kill Superman's Mother. Anyone would get pissed if his mother died.

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    "Deep down, he's a good person, and deep down.
    I'm not."

    • @sonofkrypton9912
      @sonofkrypton9912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      joshua ashley
      She’s an infamous villain who got exposed to poison ivy that gave her her powers
      Both to manipulate nature and people as well

    • @sonofkrypton9912
      @sonofkrypton9912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Psiberzerker
      Total badass line hehe 😁

    • @kahntrast
      @kahntrast 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sonofkrypton9912 Did the poison ivy activate her meta gene? I thought she was a meta human.

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See he admitted it😒

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Except gloomy as he is, he's a paragon. It just goes to show what high standards he has for himself that despite all he does he still doesn't think he's good when he really, truly is. Batman's morals should be his own, to quote red from osp:"if you can't picture your batman comforting a child then you didn't write batman, you wrote the punisher in a silly costume and with a no-kill rule". Yes, I may be paraphrasing.

  • @iliya1756
    @iliya1756 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    01:53
    " Deep Down He Is A Good Person And Deep Down Im Not "
    Cold asf mannnnnnn 💀💀

  • @rileydavidson180
    @rileydavidson180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2773

    I love how Batman doesn't hesitate to mention that Superman could absolutely curbstomp them

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Batman beat him tho...

    • @chideraegwu8111
      @chideraegwu8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@Moniker08 no he didn’t

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chideraegwu8111 Yes,BATMAN *Beat* Superman.

    • @chideraegwu8111
      @chideraegwu8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@Moniker08 he almost got choked out wym 😭😭😭

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chideraegwu8111 But he didn't,And he whooped supes's ass.

  • @gavinoramirez9892
    @gavinoramirez9892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    Batman: "it's your choice not Ivy's"
    Superman: *grunts*
    Batman: "damn it"

    • @b1ackspid3r43
      @b1ackspid3r43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      joshua ashley I know Batman could
      He would use his anti-infinite gauntlet spray

    • @bbrules8646
      @bbrules8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      joshua ashley Superman has the better chance

    • @R4VEN77
      @R4VEN77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Batman beating Thanos :D haha good joke with pis/horrible writing, yea sure ....BaTmAn HaS a PlAn FoR EvErYtHiNg... what a bullshit

    • @mikebaranello421
      @mikebaranello421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@R4VEN77 you wanna talk bad writing. Let's talk about marvel's continuity and them ripping of off half of DC characters

    • @DefinitelyNotFort
      @DefinitelyNotFort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      COVID-19 holy shit shut up corona. Why have you come to ruin our lives. We didn’t do that much. Can you tell us the cure

  • @stlchucko
    @stlchucko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    Everyone quoting the “Deep down he’s good” line, completely ignoring Catwoman’s “He made me do it”.

    • @savagelogic8674
      @savagelogic8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @joshua ashley Is that really a question, WW stomps

    • @savagelogic8674
      @savagelogic8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Asura Mantra He’s too used to outside media having Batman characters cuck everyone, even when in comics they usually stand no chance against characters like Clark and Diana.

    • @nerdking1019
      @nerdking1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Asura Mantra Reminder Batman could not find a weakness for Wonder Woman. His plan is basically give her a heart attack with VR tech

    • @diego4371
      @diego4371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh come on seriously, you forgetting about Superman's "hmmm" Boy Scout giving Batman his own medicine🤣

    • @Superfalcon-rf7og
      @Superfalcon-rf7og 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DIO Brando what? Seriously? I didnt know that. Thats kinda lame

  • @Donk_038
    @Donk_038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how as Catwoman was falling she got into "the catch me position" she was confident he was going to catch her.

  • @user-tp5bu5gh6m
    @user-tp5bu5gh6m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    Superman: was that really necessary?
    Batman And Cat woman: *yes*

    • @w.a.pweaponizedassaultpeng7141
      @w.a.pweaponizedassaultpeng7141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That is my favorite part

    • @djmainexe
      @djmainexe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @FreedomDefender07
      @FreedomDefender07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yep, and a man couldn't deliver the appropriate punishment in this case. Perfectly executed by Catwoman. XD

    • @Ownlight11111
      @Ownlight11111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goku how are you?!

    • @vjan.1939
      @vjan.1939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No but actually yes 😂😂😂

  • @KyleWallPuncher
    @KyleWallPuncher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4367

    I love how Batman fights here, he knows he’s unable to overpower Clark so he uses psychological warfare to give him an edge. Every time Superman gains the upper hand Batman gets in his mind a little bit more.

    • @veneficus7430
      @veneficus7430 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Though keep in mind several times it is pretty clear sups is also fighting Ivy's mind control. A la bat's lying, supes super senses allowing him to know if someone is lying or not, but here he doesn't even question it. Bat's was giving him enough of an excuse to fight Ivy. Let alone supes litterally could have thrown batman hard enough to insta kill him, but doesn't.

    • @TheGtrigger
      @TheGtrigger ปีที่แล้ว +86

      ​@@veneficus7430 superman can't tell if Batman is lying, yes he has that ability but Batman has the ability to control how what he says is perceived as truth or lie thats why it works and why he also had to tell him he lied to further mess with him because even with his senses he believed him, batman has even done it to mind readers.

    • @youngw1ze
      @youngw1ze ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was using misdirection to keep supes off balance

    • @andresaguilarcampoy631
      @andresaguilarcampoy631 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@veneficus7430think about it like a lie detector. Batman can definetly fool it.

    • @drewsvids8542
      @drewsvids8542 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well he's batman for a reason

  • @bgt2848
    @bgt2848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    S-“So Bruce you didn’t know I was going to be here… But you had kryptonite spiked brass knuckles? Just On you”
    B- “I’m prepared for every contingency always“
    S-“Yeah but… It seems you are constantly… Almost eagerly Prepared... as if you borderline are just waiting for opportunities to show that you can hurt me....like daily..”

    • @mehboob9101
      @mehboob9101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      B : well You Do Bleed.

    • @tereliye24
      @tereliye24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Becoz He's Batman...

    • @talonapex9775
      @talonapex9775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      S: why do you have kryptonite knuckles, just casually on you?
      B: BECAUSE IM BATMAN

    • @skyslasher2297
      @skyslasher2297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      B GT to be fair he was going to Metropolis to find Ivy he probably prepared for something like this

    • @pepesilvia2094
      @pepesilvia2094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he told alfred to pack the jewelry for a reason. he knew people were being controlled by ive and batman has a plan for everything. its not that difficult to figure out using context clues. i swear like more than half of the people who comment on youtube never learned what context clues are.

  • @Kuromueina.
    @Kuromueina. ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Look at that speed Batman have at 2:36 he dodging superfast punch from Superman , Peak Human Psychality right there

    • @capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208
      @capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he was weakened by kryptonite, that punch was at normal speed

    • @Divinitys-course_1691
      @Divinitys-course_1691 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208nah it was a little faster and harder than normal speed. It moved the water because of the force.

    • @unnirajac8617
      @unnirajac8617 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Batman is as strong as the story/situation wants him to be. It's really dumb 😂

  • @indianajones575
    @indianajones575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9552

    Superman: “Was that really necessary?”
    Batman and Catwoman: “yes” 😂

    • @rejvexplx449
      @rejvexplx449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      from this you can be sure they would be a good couple.

    • @castleunderthesea
      @castleunderthesea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Ivy brainwashed him and he still asked if it was necessary that Ivy was treated that way. Superman is really the ultimate big blue boy scout.

    • @thestranger954
      @thestranger954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      To be fair, if someone sicked Superman on me I'd be pretty miffed.

    • @Closdabest123
      @Closdabest123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Absolutely necessary, if I had Superman sicked on me wat catwoman did is completely necessary

    • @calebcalhoun9847
      @calebcalhoun9847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Batman, catwoman, and half of us

  • @Ninji5
    @Ninji5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    I love how Ivy says “shit” and just bolts.

    • @ioneiroi8350
      @ioneiroi8350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      FELLOW HUMAN yeah lmao I was looking for this comment

    • @hunterorhunted6243
      @hunterorhunted6243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She went nigerundayo

    • @hulkgames2746
      @hulkgames2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I really wish she slammed into Superman

    • @trevhart2124
      @trevhart2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plants aint gonna do shit to Superman
      And I doubt she has enough kryptonite to get the job done

    • @shockwave1539
      @shockwave1539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, wouldn't you

  • @offtheMarcKate
    @offtheMarcKate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11492

    "Deep down he's a good person and deep down...I'm not"

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      So he admits it😕

    • @offtheMarcKate
      @offtheMarcKate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +934

      @@gibbs615 "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
      Fighting Crime and dealing with all those psychos takes a toll. The movie BvS did a good job of portraying Batman, worn from all the years of fighting especially after the brutal death of Robin.

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@offtheMarcKate In the DCAU and the NEW 52 DCAMU so far Batman's always been a selfish arrogant dick who's never been too much of a team player, always sees things from a dark point of view, manipulates others into doing what HE wants and never feeling guilt or learns for his mistakes. See he needs to open up more and be a little NICER like he used to be back in the old days

    • @ryanmadej6694
      @ryanmadej6694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@gibbs615 it's the dialogue from the comic of same name pre new 52

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ryanmadej6694 Do you even know what I'm saying here?!

  • @BootlegPragyan
    @BootlegPragyan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    the fact that batman a normal human being without any superpowers had the balls to fight an indestructible alien with godlike powers is just so badass . Thats why hes my 2nd fav superhero

    • @TheBatman667
      @TheBatman667 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Who's your 1st? Just curious

    • @Ezekiel_unabor
      @Ezekiel_unabor 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It unrealistic

  • @Duality2222-2
    @Duality2222-2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    Superman: *looks at Catwoman the wrong way*
    Catwoman: *snitches* he made me do it

    • @jackcraven8345
      @jackcraven8345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She ain’t loyal

    • @Duality2222-2
      @Duality2222-2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@jackcraven8345 and you would if you had to worry about Superman beating your butt

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Duality2222-2 "Deep down, Superman is a good person" SO yeah he wouldnt do jack. Probably give her a polite talking to "excuse me, young lady but you threw her off a building blah blah blah health and safety blah blah blah"
      where as if Zatanna was thrown off the roof, Batman would give the Batgirl and Catwoman would loose one of her lives and probably need to change her catsuit, change address and spend the next two weeks looking under her bed for the big, bad bat.

    • @faoneill
      @faoneill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack Craven its not like she would lie saying it was her idea. Otherwise she would have this happening to her th-cam.com/video/vVa8KYgFoLs/w-d-xo.html

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can't lie you would have done the same thing.

  • @Gacho39
    @Gacho39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12290

    Ya know if ivy was in the real world as it is today she wouldnt need her pheromones, people would just simp over her anyway

    • @triplemoyagames4195
      @triplemoyagames4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      fr

    • @Gitsenberg
      @Gitsenberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@triplemoyagames4195
      Yes.

    • @wwiggle7906
      @wwiggle7906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      Or she could just go to Australia, where there's a tree that kills you on contact

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@wwiggle7906 you talking the gympi gympi?

    • @wwiggle7906
      @wwiggle7906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      @@guyfieri148 actually I was thinking of the hippomane mancinella but I just looked it up and apparently it's in North America, not Australia
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @TheAliAzhar
    @TheAliAzhar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3892

    Superman in BvS: "If I wanted it you'd be dead already".
    Batman in Hush: "If he wanted we'd we dead already".

  • @KingMuncheez
    @KingMuncheez ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Love when Batman gets supes to take his eyes off him, body blow, straight jab, knew the wild swing from Kansas was coming as a reaction, pre-emptively ducked a super speed jab n followed up with a upper cut immediately and stayed on him as best he could. But ultimately it showed that in the wrong circumstances, and Batman acknowledged when his trump card didn’t work the first time n went “damn” he doesn’t pretend that Clark will not absolutely END him.

  • @guimon78
    @guimon78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3811

    So, you guys remember how everyone was pissed that batman made plans to neutralise all of them behind their backs? Yeah...

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      Exactly. This is why you have contingencies.

    • @jacobjackson2275
      @jacobjackson2275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      This shit could happen and they still get pissed about them

    • @xrstevenson
      @xrstevenson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Different continuity pal. Jesus Christ, love it when people take all animated shows and movies and act like they're all from the same continuity. Not everyone is against Batman having contingencies. Hell, Superman is the one that gave Batman the fucking kryptonite in most iterations.

    • @guimon78
      @guimon78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@xrstevenson I know they're different continuities pal, and I know that Superman is the one that willingly gave Batman the kryptonite, but I'm just saying they'd probably react similarly if, in this continuity, Batman's contingencies were found and used. That was just an example to prove a point, that while the members of the league don't like the contingencies, this kind of stuff makes them a necessity.

    • @Foehammer157
      @Foehammer157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      In the comic Green Lantern, Flash, and the Martian Manhunter voted against expulsion as they knew Batman had a point. Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Plastic Man voted for Batman's expulsion from the League. Superman was the tiebreaker, but Batman left before hearing his decision because he knew which way Clark was going to vote. At least GL, Flash, and MM realized it's good to have contingencies.

  • @XBLGR
    @XBLGR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6672

    Catwoman almost caused some of DC's darkest timelines without even knowing it

    • @GenocidalFox
      @GenocidalFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      Injustice

    • @XBLGR
      @XBLGR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      @@GenocidalFox and it would have genuinely been Batman's fault this time

    • @jazi150
      @jazi150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I really can't tell if it could happen or not.
      The reason why that happen is because Joker killed half Metropolis, and mind controlled him to confusing Lois with Doomsday, causing him to kill Lois and the unborn son of Superman.
      *So why the Injustice event could never happen?* The rage and problematic of Superman detonated because of this 3 big important deaths and that he knew that if he killed Joker since the beginning, a lot of lives could been saved, that and the fact that not killing Joker and other criminals caused more problems to humanity than saving them, but he always controlled himself.
      Sooo Lois+Unborn Child+Metropolis+BOMB+Joker+Other criminals=INJUSTICE
      Here, only Lois will be killed, but Superman will not make an Injustice universe, because he is just a little bit fresh, with a lot of peace in his mind, I even think that this Superman never met the Joker before, so in this case, he will only hate forever Batman and Catwoman.

    • @JahonCross
      @JahonCross 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GenocidalFox who?

    • @laufili9430
      @laufili9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😭😭😭yo you got me dead Kahs you mad right 💀

  • @invincible69420
    @invincible69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    “Deep down he’s a good person. Deep down... Im not.”
    One of the most badass lines in history

    • @geocentrist6567
      @geocentrist6567 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Next level 🫡

    • @thedarklightskin
      @thedarklightskin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That line is more sad than anything

    • @koonehkun6404
      @koonehkun6404 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      That's why he has a no-kill code. He knows once he kills, he won't be able to stop.

    • @eclipses3131
      @eclipses3131 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It makes no damn sense. Like a lot of the newer DC animated movies are just stupid because they don’t even know their characters. The real Batman has a heart.

  • @seanmckeown5958
    @seanmckeown5958 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “But it’s Superman.”
    “Yes… and if he wanted, we’d be dead already.”
    That line implicitly displays so much of both Bat’s and Supe’s character

    • @massarcana5830
      @massarcana5830 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That line was used in Batman Vs Superman movie

  • @TalkingAboutGames
    @TalkingAboutGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2687

    "But this is Superman"
    "Yes, and if he wanted we'd be dead already"

    • @DVRKSTXR
      @DVRKSTXR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Talking About Games BvS homage 👌🏽

    • @FEAROWNAGE
      @FEAROWNAGE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      PHXNTXM The Hush graphic novel came out around 2001.

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@FEAROWNAGE
      Came out in 2002.

    • @mosmos2
      @mosmos2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I loved this Batman vs Superman reference :)

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      So he absolutely understands that he can do next to nothing against Superman

  • @kevincrispino1262
    @kevincrispino1262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3448

    Superman: that...hurt
    Batman: it was supposed to hurt, it's called an ass whooping

    • @BlackLivesMatter23
      @BlackLivesMatter23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Skids and Mudflap!!!

    • @donniehollingsworth1611
      @donniehollingsworth1611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not much of an ass whopping when after you throw your punch the target proceeds to get you, pin you against the wall off the ground by your neck

    • @c.mitchell2900
      @c.mitchell2900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@donniehollingsworth1611 To be fair, it's Superman vs some dude in a batsuit, you gotta take what you can get

    • @fwhasu3690
      @fwhasu3690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@c.mitchell2900 Yeah that "some dude in a bat-suit", travelled around the world training in every martial art known to man and mastered 127 of them, trained to the point that he was able to get peak human physiology, became the WORLD'S greatest detective, absolutely mastered stealth and escapology,
      has enough money that it puts Lex Luthor to shame and had Darkseid say that he respects him lol

    • @potent_isomni8082
      @potent_isomni8082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@fwhasu3690 And people question why Batmans my favorite DC character. This just sums up nearly everything.

  • @dnitin1028
    @dnitin1028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7613

    Superman: man of steel
    Batman: balls of steel.
    Edit:
    Tom Cruise: "Balls of plutonium"

  • @MSSBy
    @MSSBy ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:49 Im thinking its brilliant how Batman used that line about the gas main first as a deterrent threat and then later on to appeal to Superman's goodness & optimism (which was the whole plan) that his buddy Batman really wouldnt threaten innocent people

  • @John-rd7vb
    @John-rd7vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    Batman "you can save her"
    Superman looks with anger.
    Batman "Damn it!".

    • @Doceli-dg3cn
      @Doceli-dg3cn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nah more like "Damn it."

    • @luqman5765
      @luqman5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Doceli-dg3cn DAMN IT

    • @Doceli-dg3cn
      @Doceli-dg3cn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@luqman5765 ._. damn it.

    • @comettoss3935
      @comettoss3935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yep

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM
    @N-GinAndTonicTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    "Yes. But if he wanted, we'd be dead already"
    That shows just how powerful Superman's willpower is, and how well Bruce and Clark know each other.
    Bruce knows that if Superman wanted someone dead; then they would've been dead a long time ago. There is no "beating" Superman, but you can certainly piss him off and slow him down.

    • @Flarflenugen
      @Flarflenugen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Injustice proves that hardcore.
      Hell, the only reason Batman is still alive in that universe is because Superman doesn't want to kill him since they were friends. It is still literally Superman's choice he's alive, it's only on batman for that fact he hasn't been caught

    • @lookherelooklisten7850
      @lookherelooklisten7850 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Flarflenugenthat's what he said bruh

    • @delorean_66
      @delorean_66 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      who's Bruce? Theres only Batman, Superman, Catwoman, Lois and Poison Ivy

    • @VenomousX
      @VenomousX ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wish a certain "fanbase" would understand that

    • @TheHigherUps.
      @TheHigherUps. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lookherelooklisten7850he just added on “bruh”

  • @isaac2990
    @isaac2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    Guy who was brainwashed: Was that really necessary?
    People who were almost killed by brainwashed guy: yes

    • @tomcat3946
      @tomcat3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you know who superman is or was that a joke?!?!

    • @isaac2990
      @isaac2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@tomcat3946 ....yes it was a joke... good job internet buddy

    • @tomcat3946
      @tomcat3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ahaha thx? My bad, sorry bro!😅

    • @isaac2990
      @isaac2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tomcat3946 Is good brother Haha

    • @youngnaughty8293
      @youngnaughty8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is the TH-cam community that I like seeing 😊

  • @o.p_um9902
    @o.p_um9902 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It's absolutely hilarious when you realize batman screams at 2:42, the moment he realizes superman has his leg. That was great voice acting though.

    • @Neiko1201
      @Neiko1201 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EXACTLY

  • @Kindred_Val
    @Kindred_Val 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    "STAY AWAY FROM HER." -Simperman

    • @orangeapples
      @orangeapples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      If Ivy had a blog and an only fans account more people would be paying attention to nature and people would give her money.”

    • @jasoncummings7
      @jasoncummings7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@orangeapples she's insane.....

    • @jasoncummings7
      @jasoncummings7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @joshua ashley no. Why are you telling me?

    • @beluwuga2573
      @beluwuga2573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@orangeapples call me a simp but I'd be the biggest simp if she was real.

    • @ultimatecoola4395
      @ultimatecoola4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is why I prefer sups with wonderwoman than overrated Lois Lane

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1783

    Everyone: We need to stop Superman, so who’s up for it?
    Every Other Superhero: DIBS OUT
    Batman: I got this

    • @bigdave546
      @bigdave546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      With brass knuckles like a g

    • @TheOne-Aslan
      @TheOne-Aslan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Batman is a G

    • @fsherman9717
      @fsherman9717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let the only human being bat boi do it !!

    • @Tones2372
      @Tones2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Batman got spanked though lol

    • @dariusraymond7522
      @dariusraymond7522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tones2372 Facts Lois Lane the real winner here

  • @BladerBoi24
    @BladerBoi24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3951

    Batman: *Has a contingency plan for every superhero in case they snap*
    Superman: You need to have more faith in us
    Batman: *Has faith that Superman will save Lois*
    Superman: You could have gotten her killed
    Batman: God there's no pleasing you

    • @WNShadow814
      @WNShadow814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sir Blader but what’s the contingency if batman snaps?

    • @BladerBoi24
      @BladerBoi24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@WNShadow814 I think that's a batman-family solution sorta thing

    • @mastere7048
      @mastere7048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      WNShadow814 the justice league

    • @muhammadnazhiefarianda2959
      @muhammadnazhiefarianda2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@WNShadow814 Basically Batman Who Laugh Origins.
      It's stated that the only people could stop him is The Bat Family then Justice League.
      That's why he killed them first before going full Joker to the world he is in.

    • @dominusdone5023
      @dominusdone5023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Just going to say there is legit nothing batman can do against a superman thats enraged and wants to torture and insanely kill batman in an evil way just because of supermans speed

  • @6rade
    @6rade 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Ivy really turned into one of us seeing the cops seeing Superman and Batman 😂

  • @maxrownes7914
    @maxrownes7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4772

    3:47 Well done superman, you just hit her with more than double the amount of force she would have hit the ground at lmao

    • @greggrozdanis5737
      @greggrozdanis5737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Dealta p = 2mv

    • @iamnode2088
      @iamnode2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      thaught the same bud

    • @rayfalcone7163
      @rayfalcone7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Best comment 👍

    • @gabycashy5
      @gabycashy5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      you hear a crack and she goes limp

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      @@gabycashy5
      Wouldn’t even be a crack but a soul bending smoosh sound as Lois smoothie rained down.

  • @hardballvi9057
    @hardballvi9057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Supes: “was that really necessary?” Catwoman and bats: “yes” 🤣

    • @qgxyreverse9886
      @qgxyreverse9886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Superman would mind the kiss that’s the reason when he was Evil

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like in my comic...

    • @BaconNCereal
      @BaconNCereal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      24 7 they need to go the goku route and just have him as the last hope that always comes through when all hope seems lost for everyone and then just shit on the baddie no mercy no bullshit lol

    • @datboygood187
      @datboygood187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @24 7 he's literally the back bone of the dc universe.

    • @datboygood187
      @datboygood187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BaconNCereal Dr Manhattan did just that.

  • @joranmoore5663
    @joranmoore5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Batman: "it's your choice..."
    Superman: *Murder-stares at Batman*
    Batman: "...dammit."

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Morgan Freeman voice* It was at this moment he realized...... he fucked up

  • @conner121100
    @conner121100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    god, every catwoman and batman interaction in this 5 min clip is perfect, just enough badass/ humor/ synchronization, it's so good

  • @mistermultiverse9950
    @mistermultiverse9950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2836

    If anyone is wondering why Superman somehow didn't tear Lois apart by catching her while flying at high speeds, he's always had this power called tactile telekinesis, which is basically telekinesis but through the hands or body. Meaning he can manipulate objects while pushing through the air. It's actually why he can do things like catch planes and lift cars just fine without simply ripping right through them.

    • @maxflame6078
      @maxflame6078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Thank you

    • @TheArcher143
      @TheArcher143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      huh, never knew that.

    • @RoyalLegend1000
      @RoyalLegend1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh, ty for info

    • @Pinkcinnamoon-83
      @Pinkcinnamoon-83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      I kept wondering about that. So it's basically a power Homelander just doesn't have.

    • @RoyalLegend1000
      @RoyalLegend1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Pinkcinnamoon-83 what???

  • @NeoMicy
    @NeoMicy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Superman: "You could have kill her!"
    Batman: "You almost killed me"

    • @bruh_justno4009
      @bruh_justno4009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      NeoMicy bro’s before hoes

    • @SmashPortal
      @SmashPortal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If that didn't snap Superman out of it, they'd have much bigger issues than the death of Lois on their hands/conciences.

    • @pj9dtheiii736
      @pj9dtheiii736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SmashPortal You mean injustice?

    • @travielharrison4394
      @travielharrison4394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      rightt

    • @AV-cc3yz
      @AV-cc3yz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pj9dtheiii736 no, he was under control, so would be a more criminous Superman

  • @darylsfan9680
    @darylsfan9680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Batman is so chill about fighting Superman. He's easily the most badass human in the DC universe.

    • @linalim9858
      @linalim9858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Alfred : Huh

    • @darylsfan9680
      @darylsfan9680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@linalim9858 right behind Alfred, of course.

    • @VTheGhostOfNightCity
      @VTheGhostOfNightCity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Constantine wants a word with you.

    • @ohmielevisope4237
      @ohmielevisope4237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean batman is just a chad like that.

    • @hi3174
      @hi3174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @V The Ghost Of Night City I'll agree, John is a badass. Especially in Apokolips War (except in the beginning)

  • @theinsaneman4611
    @theinsaneman4611 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think the only thing BatMan honestly fears is Supes. He’s the one thing he’s always carrying things around for a what if scenario. Sure he considers him a friend, trusts him, prob open up to. But there’s always that what if Clark loses it he’s always aware of.

  • @DreadedConan
    @DreadedConan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2646

    Superman: " im indestructible"
    Batman : "good then its a fair fight"

    • @ankedokatcho7118
      @ankedokatcho7118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I can’t 🤣🤣

    • @FenriZz
      @FenriZz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      HAHAHA

    • @jepong1768
      @jepong1768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      dopee

    • @conradlorgar5508
      @conradlorgar5508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Then he gets splattered against the wall at super sonic speeds

    • @blackatom4957
      @blackatom4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@conradlorgar5508 He is not always at that level, he requires to remove his mind barriers to do that

  • @tonycallme3667
    @tonycallme3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Batman Saying :"Dammit" whenever his calculation is 0.001 second late always got me laughing.

    • @djejud4402
      @djejud4402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’ve been trying to find comments like this that dammit line cracks me up

    • @luqman5765
      @luqman5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djejud4402 LoL I was finding the same comment, LMAO!

  • @ephemispriest8069
    @ephemispriest8069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2038

    Ivy kiss: Required.
    Grinding on his meat: Not required.
    Damn Ivy.

    • @77Productions77
      @77Productions77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      She can talk all the shit she wants about not wanting a man but we know how it go!

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Later that day in Arkham.....
      Harley: Welcome back red! So what'ya get up to?
      Ivy: Oh hey Harl.... Not much. I just used some kryptonite lipstick to brainwash Superman
      Harley: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
      Ivy: Yeah, i also got to feel his crotch on mine. And lemme tell you, it aint that big. Frank's got a bigger ....
      Hugo: Fascinating. Two female inmates discussing male anatomy, and comparing it to a plant.

    • @ShadowMoon878
      @ShadowMoon878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AzguardMike Harley and Ivy are lovers though.

    • @Mr.Scott86
      @Mr.Scott86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ShadowMoon878 isnt that only in the Harley tv show

    • @joeofmacabre07
      @joeofmacabre07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Mr.Scott86 yeah a parody of DC Universe

  • @auraeliuswrinn3756
    @auraeliuswrinn3756 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he made me do it 🤣 that line is capricious, juvenile, and disarmingly adorable 🥰

  • @Christian-rn1ur
    @Christian-rn1ur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    Catwoman: Tell me you have a plan
    Batman: Yes, it's the Wayne family secret technique...
    NIGERUNDAYO!

    • @AshrafAlHaqq
      @AshrafAlHaqq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      So glad I watched the show so I can get these memes

    • @jux446
      @jux446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I saw the first five letter and said NOPE

    • @blitzwave9330
      @blitzwave9330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Call me crazy guys but I think this is a jojo reference

    • @wesker100000000
      @wesker100000000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bat run. ..bat run, bat run bat run.....de neneneh neh neh bat run.

    • @itstrey5176
      @itstrey5176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jojo reference

  • @undeadhound3402
    @undeadhound3402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1946

    “Was that really necessary?”
    - Superman, the guy she brainwashed. Never stop being you, Kent.

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I think Lois would agree with Batman and Catwoman. She's probably pissed at both of them right now, but Ivy was kissing her man!

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Why do Batman writers always write Superman as a moron?

    • @nateterryramsey528
      @nateterryramsey528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Idazmi7 keep in mind Superman has to hold back a lot when he fights people. And batman and Catwoman both have skills and the tools to take her down in a much softer approach. But they pissed because of all people she sent superman to fight them . And batman know better then anyone that Superman ain't easy to fight.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@nateterryramsey528
      In 1986 a woman robbing a bank legit asked Superman, "you wouldn't hurt a lady...?" and he replied by gently taking her glasses off, and then knocking her out with them by chucking them at her face. He wouldn't bat an eye at Ivy getting the daylights kicked out of her.
      His first _action_ in his original 1936 story was to basically beat a signed confession out of a female murderer, then tie her up and leave her on the mayor's porch to get executed later on testimony he retrieved under duress.

    • @nateterryramsey528
      @nateterryramsey528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Idazmi7 🤣🤣🤣damn not the glasses

  • @karolmezzomo2083
    @karolmezzomo2083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1359

    Batman: "If he wanted we'd be dead already"
    I see what you did there writers

    • @yaltschuler
      @yaltschuler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      th-cam.com/video/Ls79vEn7rUI/w-d-xo.html, right?

    • @Anonymous-Wolf
      @Anonymous-Wolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      BvS

    • @r.j.w7924
      @r.j.w7924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Batman said it in the Hush comic book as well. Worded it a little differently but the same thing.

    • @chrisfletcher9988
      @chrisfletcher9988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They're just trying to throw supes fans a bone after the beatings he keeps getting

    • @MrPinky-zy5ep
      @MrPinky-zy5ep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chris Fletcher lol u know u trigger Superman fanboys right?

  • @creanatexinkludes0007
    @creanatexinkludes0007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3291

    The calmness of Batman in this situation is like "Well, guess I'll die then"

    • @JakeBolt
      @JakeBolt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Batman: So this is how I die? I always envisioned myself being gun down in an alleyway by some random dude.

    • @Slipper489
      @Slipper489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@JakeBolt well in this movie hush shot him while he was chasing Catwoman and he got shot mid air. He fell down in a alley way with 3 dudes and almost died if Catwoman and Batgirl didn't save him.

    • @joetheman8550
      @joetheman8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zero shits given😂

    • @donnellebarfield3964
      @donnellebarfield3964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Let be real Batman is a human who fight aliens he expects to get killed one day

    • @Solzo
      @Solzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just a quick "Damn It"

  • @Zathren
    @Zathren ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Super cool to see Ivy having to reapply her chemical. Superman isn't known for his will power because of every other power he has. So seeing him resisting her toxin is cool.

  • @superboy5974
    @superboy5974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1623

    Lois: almost dies
    Also Lois: How's your day been honey?

    • @noahdecarmo8668
      @noahdecarmo8668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Her husband is a god she can’t die no matter what..

    • @fukaze2021
      @fukaze2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@noahdecarmo8668 are you sure about that?

    • @jjwang7597
      @jjwang7597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      She definitely should’ve died with Superman speeding up that fast to catch her she’d feel like she was hitting the ground with at least twice her current speed lol

    • @spacegamer267
      @spacegamer267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@noahdecarmo8668 Darkseid go brrrr

    • @regularjoe4613
      @regularjoe4613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@noahdecarmo8668 injustice cough cough

  • @jackbarker3052
    @jackbarker3052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    Superman: CATwoMan!
    Catwoman: He made me do it
    Batman: lil snitch

    • @joaquimgianini1234
      @joaquimgianini1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's a lie though, she was the one who decided to throw Lois off the building

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joaquimgianini1234 still batsys plan

    • @joaquimgianini1234
      @joaquimgianini1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@osmacar5331 His plan wasn't to throw her off of the building. That was her idea

    • @forevermountainglover6173
      @forevermountainglover6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣 🤣

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      [ Bruce will remember that ]

  • @landhomer4627
    @landhomer4627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    0:28
    Catwoman: "you have a plan?"
    Batman: "yes, run"
    Joseph's smiling right now

    • @khaledk9776
      @khaledk9776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

    • @unicoenelmundo26
      @unicoenelmundo26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Next thing we know alfred was always bruce's stand and that's why he ages slower😂😂😂

    • @ismailtaridi3285
      @ismailtaridi3285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IS THAT A MTFK JOJO REFERENCE?

    • @obsidiandragon1385
      @obsidiandragon1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      NIGERUNDAYO!

    • @storywriters5566
      @storywriters5566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Meanwhile, in New York:
      Cap: We need a plan of attack
      Iron man: I have a plan. Attack.

  • @brandonhunt5314
    @brandonhunt5314 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Superman; That. Hurt.
    Batman: It was supposed to.
    Batman’s fearlessness is amazing lol

  • @sadcat747
    @sadcat747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1462

    Bruce: it's your choice, not Ivy's
    *Bruce's realization kicks in*
    Bruce: *DAMMIT*

    • @AlwaysAskQuestion
      @AlwaysAskQuestion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I think you're confusing me with Batman?

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruce Wayne no we're not.

    • @SuperMikefun
      @SuperMikefun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't get it

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SuperMikefun Don't get what, exactly? The comment or the comments on that comment?

    • @SuperMikefun
      @SuperMikefun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kanyerahming the comment, like what is Batman realizing?

  • @speedstorm0332
    @speedstorm0332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "I had faith you'd save her."
    *Secretly has a series of nets in place just in case.*

    • @gshepherd6141
      @gshepherd6141 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that is actually really true lol.

  • @RMckay-fp9gn
    @RMckay-fp9gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5416

    When super man goes rogue
    Everyone: We need Batman
    When Batman goes rogue
    Everyone: We need god

    • @Noclevernameshere
      @Noclevernameshere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

      or Alfred

    • @Paulnagi129
      @Paulnagi129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@Noclevernameshere please master Bruce

    • @dantemorales2493
      @dantemorales2493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@Noclevernameshere same thing

    • @zoremsangasailo8330
      @zoremsangasailo8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Basically The Batman Who Laughs

    • @RMckay-fp9gn
      @RMckay-fp9gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@zoremsangasailo8330 u can see how batman would destroy each and every member in the most painful way possible

  • @harigovindhsreekumar950
    @harigovindhsreekumar950 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I uh, blacked out for that part..."
    Superman was genuinely afraid... 🤣