Imperial Fist vs Iron warrior - 40k Roast Battle

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  • @jacobfadipe3703
    @jacobfadipe3703 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    Nah that last shot was the most quintessential iron warrior statement i've ever heard, "We don't need to win, we just need to remind you who made you bleed",

    • @vedymin1
      @vedymin1 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      "Im very bitter and you are the reason😬".
      "I know...and i don't care🗿".
      🐸

    • @erenmeydanc8954
      @erenmeydanc8954 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@vedymin1fortify
      Siege
      Fortify
      Siege

  • @aleksander2020
    @aleksander2020 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    If I hard carried the siege of terra like perty and still got no recognition I would also go sulk on a deamon world. Dude was the single most useful traitor primarch. He was done dirty by his brothers and by the community.

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think if Big E or one of his brothers told him he did good he wouldn´t have turned traitor

  • @gnaruto7769
    @gnaruto7769 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Remember kids, Perty broke a fortress constructed over 14 years by "the greatest fortress builders in the Imperium" in less than 55 days

  • @kommandantduncan1693
    @kommandantduncan1693 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    I can tell this script was written by a Imperial Fist player lmao

    • @deshaunsucc2275
      @deshaunsucc2275 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As an imperial fist lover, I agree... LETS KEEP THE ROASTS GOING IN THE COMMENTS

    • @deshaunsucc2275
      @deshaunsucc2275 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How's Sigismund doing? Heard he's half the man he used to be

    • @mariofan1ish
      @mariofan1ish หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yellow is a terrible color to use for your main armor color.

    • @gnaruto7769
      @gnaruto7769 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@deshaunsucc2275 the fists fortified terra for 14 years, Perty broke them in 55 days

    • @deshaunsucc2275
      @deshaunsucc2275 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gnaruto7769 took y'all 3 standard Terran months in the solar system (nice one ❣️)

  • @Bcuzieatiron
    @Bcuzieatiron หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The Imperial Fists are the only Chapter that has been almost completely wiped out TWICE. Once during the Iron Cage and Again during the War of the Beast.
    The Phallanx is the Imperium’s single greatest weapon and the Imperial Fists use it as a battle barge. They’re so concerned with loosing it they barely even bring it to engagements and it’s usually just a big target for the enemy anyways.
    They have to recruit from so many different worlds because they can’t stop dying.
    You can also thank Dorn for the Inquisition.
    Dorn also REALLY fucked up at Phall. I don’t know why he thought one company of fists could do what 4 Legions couldn’t do at Istvaan. He pretty much just threw them boys away for no reason. They coulda helped with the siege.

  • @boomstick382
    @boomstick382 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    “Galaxy’s most bitter bricklayer”😂

  • @godofzombi
    @godofzombi หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Iron warriors: "Hey Fists? How did that Anabasis assualt go, eh? Contributed a lot you and Dorn did. But not really."

  • @luker2693
    @luker2693 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The Iron Warriors weren't defending the Iron Cage, they were leading the Imperial Fists into a deathtrap.

    • @Awesomeduud
      @Awesomeduud หลายเดือนก่อน

      And still the Fists fought them to a draw.
      Imagine being on the DEFENSE OF A FORTRESS. And the attackers still fight you towards mutual destruction
      “ The battle should have favoured the Traitors, but the Imperial Fists refused to die. When their ammunition ran out, they fought hand-to-hand, and the trenches of the Eternal Fortress ran with blood.
      Had Roboute Guilliman and his Ultramarines Legion not intervened, the two Legions would likely have annihilated each other, and to this day, their mutual hatred persists”
      Add to the tally of Iron Warrior L

    • @luker2693
      @luker2693 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Awesomeduud That's not the point. The Iron Warriors' plan was to lure the Imp. Fists into the fortress to be slaughtered, which is what ended up happening. I wouldn't call it a loss for the IW's if the Fists had to be bailed out by Big Bobby G-Man.

  • @steweygrrr
    @steweygrrr หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love this.
    Just a reminder for Dorn's canaries though, the only fortress that ever kept the Iron Warriors out was built by a Barabus Dantioch, an Iron Warrior and the best bro an Imperial Fist could hope for.

  • @silvertrimhill9844
    @silvertrimhill9844 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:05 “He’s alive which is more than I can say about your Primarch. Tell me Brick stacker what fort is around Dorn’s casket?”

  • @wikipediaintellectual7088
    @wikipediaintellectual7088 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    How much or a Dornian simp do you have to be to write the Iron Cage into a victory for the imperial fists?
    They were utterly crippled by that siege. It's probably why they lost their primarch to traitors and were ultimately wiped out during the War of the Beast.

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Not to mention perty got to become a demon primarch afterwards purely because the chaos gods were important by how badly dorn eas humiliated by it. The Iron cage is the reason dorn accepted the codex astartes, because his actions were so bull headed and stupid he realised Guilliman was right that nobody should have that much power.
      Now, i can see how you would conclude that the imperial fists did win the iron cage, they broke through all the fortifications. But it was a phyric victory at best, and the objective of "Peter turbos head in cage" was no achieved, so, like, really bad showing for the fists, objective achieved for the iron warriors.

    • @stain1095
      @stain1095 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Santisima_TrinidadThe Imperial fist did not win the Iron Cage, because the inside of the fortress was a trap to drag them even further

    • @jameskirkland3187
      @jameskirkland3187 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well it's not Perty won either so it was a loss all around.
      But you could say Guilliman won.

    • @Awesomeduud
      @Awesomeduud หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Perty outnumbered and surrounded Dorn and needed the help of chaos buffed Legions and uncountable daemons. Dorn had 3 Legions. Mortal Imperial Army. Perturabo essentially had the entire traitor army at his disposal
      Meanwhile, Dorn willingly walked into a trap he knew was a trap and Perty still couldn’t get a decisive dub. And bailed when another Legion decided to show up. He can’t take the heat like Dorn can. On top of that, he became a slave to the chaos gods for all eternity 😂
      Iron Warriors and peter turbo continue taking Ls. All because peter needed daddy’s approval womp womp. Iron within my ass. They’re soft as fuck and constantly need validation from everyone around them. They’re just sore babies that like to pretend they’re stoic and uncaring. And even then, the Imperial Fists beat them at that lol

    • @wikipediaintellectual7088
      @wikipediaintellectual7088 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Awesomeduud
      >still couldn't get a decisive dub
      He wiped out 90% of the Imperial Fists, who were at the head of the Scouring forces. The Scouring was blunted.
      Dorn himself was almost killed, and it was clearly his fault walking straight into that trap.
      Why would Perty bother sticking around to fight two Primarchs where he already succeeded at humiliating one?
      Rowboat has plenty of time to get humiliated now, as hive fleet Leviathan has most recently demonstrated.

  • @shoulderpyro
    @shoulderpyro หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    im gonna give it to the Iron Warrior. Dorn's lil sandcastle boy tried but had to hide behind walls
    ...like they usually do

    • @alexpena4091
      @alexpena4091 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You likely will live longer behind a wall than standing in the open don't know much about these 2 chapters but I guess that's the most of it

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alexpena4091 *I Cast Magna Melta*

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imperial Fists seethe pretty badly whenever someone brings up The War Of The Beast.

  • @paulussturm6572
    @paulussturm6572 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Bruh this is just an IF fan trying to pass off his legion getting butchered in the Iron Cage as a victory lol
    Still tho good roasts

    • @Awesomeduud
      @Awesomeduud หลายเดือนก่อน

      “ The battle should have favoured the Traitors, but the Imperial Fists refused to die. When their ammunition ran out, they fought hand-to-hand, and the trenches of the Eternal Fortress ran with blood.
      Had Roboute Guilliman and his Ultramarines Legion not intervened, the two Legions would likely have annihilated each other, and to this day, their mutual hatred persists”
      Bruh, the Iron Babies were on the defense, in a fortress built explicitly to kill the Fists. And the Fists still managed to fight the Warriors to the point of mutual destruction. How do you manage to mess that up?
      Guess the Iron Warriors are just special

  • @Didrikkhu
    @Didrikkhu หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Good stuff

  • @kentbagaipo3368
    @kentbagaipo3368 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    The only legion to lose a seige you designed. Bro. Wtf hahahah thats hurtful. No wonder the Ironfists became traitors

    • @renediem5218
      @renediem5218 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Iron Warriors, Not fist. I See you don't know much sbout warhammer40k. If you did you know the Ironhands are a completely different Legion/now chapter led by Ferrus Manus not Perty... also the have completely different Heraldics. Maybe go back n learn more about 40k before writing some bs.

    • @Paragon--bm1lp
      @Paragon--bm1lp หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@renediem5218I read this in Ben Shapiro's voice

    • @hexfart4562
      @hexfart4562 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@renediem5218its not ironfist its iron hands

    • @frankylam6954
      @frankylam6954 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hexfart4562no is iron fisto

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm surprised the daemonculaba wasn't brought up. Still, we Fists definitely have our faults, and I would never say we're the best chapter or had the best primarch, but we persist and always will. We're simple folk: we build, we defend, we do all we can to protect not just the walls but everyone else behind them. Some of our successor chapters are cool as hell too.
    Sometimes I wish we could've seen a world that learned the lesson of Dantioch and Pollux: these two chapters could've perfectly complimented each other. That alone keeps me from hating or even disliking the Iron Warriors.

  • @entrippyZ
    @entrippyZ หลายเดือนก่อน

    I dont think fists would bring up the cage

  • @SonOfLemonRuss
    @SonOfLemonRuss หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Grape lords refrence?

  • @franktower9006
    @franktower9006 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How does it feel going into battle, looking like a canary?

  • @JosephSatri
    @JosephSatri หลายเดือนก่อน

    Everyone remembers the Iron Cage but what about the Battle of Phall?!
    Alexis Pollux denied Perturabo, a Primarch, an easy victory!
    Imagine if the Retribution Fleet wasn't recalled, Perturabo might have missed the Siege of Terra or smth.

  • @ReinaSaurus
    @ReinaSaurus หลายเดือนก่อน

    the imperial fists are just that much of delusional glory hounds because the custodians dont care about the fame of their own achievements and the most humble and reasonable members of the fists legion are busy dying in the crimson fists chapter.
    the fists spawn such a high amount of traitor marines in the loyalists just because they value their personal achievements over the merit to the imperium.
    (which is not a good roast considering many space marines are pretty narcisstic sometimes)

  • @simpleman3898
    @simpleman3898 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ok this is hilarious 😂

  • @piotrd.4850
    @piotrd.4850 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Glorious.

  • @Horus-Lupercal
    @Horus-Lupercal หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    _WHY DOES THE FIST SOMEHOW SOUND CANADIAN?_

  • @LongWarEnjoyer
    @LongWarEnjoyer หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this is reddit speak lol

  • @silvertrimhill9844
    @silvertrimhill9844 หลายเดือนก่อน

    L roasts

  • @theboredguy2107
    @theboredguy2107 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gotta give it to the imperial fists on points, they had better burns in this roast battle.

  • @annemccormick2561
    @annemccormick2561 หลายเดือนก่อน

    People please I preach to you out of love belive on the lord Jesus Christ FEAR THE LORD and trust in him for you salvation and not in yourself Christ came to die for our sin we have all sinned and deserve hell but God is so merciful and Jesus died on the cross to take our punishment so that who ever belive on him will not perish but have eternal life john 3:16 romans 10:9 if we confess with our mouth Jesus is lord and belive in our heart that god rose him from the dead we will be saved we can not earn salvation it is the free gift from God ❤

    • @Illitha
      @Illitha หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude needs to chill out with the evangelism