Best Bernard Black Moments | Black Books | Series 1

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  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Dylan deserves more prominent film comedy work: his physical acting, timing, and pratfalls are absolutely beautiful.

    • @kingkasper2725
      @kingkasper2725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He's said during one of his stand-up shows he doesn't like acting. It's a shame I have to say.

    • @staticcharlie3398
      @staticcharlie3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He'll be in pixie coming to cinemas real soon

    • @g80gzt
      @g80gzt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      where he bends 'out' of it, it's amazing

    • @jessicama5999
      @jessicama5999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he’s more comfortable doing stand-up

  • @scudthedisposableassasin1775
    @scudthedisposableassasin1775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    2020 has turned me into Bernard black

    • @hcgosling4632
      @hcgosling4632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bernard Black where is your bookshop!!!

    • @balltongue666
      @balltongue666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see a lot of myself in him

    • @melissajpope8249
      @melissajpope8249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣Yep! I'm feeling ya!

    • @Gdowg444
      @Gdowg444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m feeling this❤

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've always been Bernard Black 😅

  • @alias3660
    @alias3660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "I thought you had some sort of terrible disease" is terribly underrated

  • @bigmeknurgle
    @bigmeknurgle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    3:13 the ending tho
    "What are you eating?" "It's some some of delicious biscuit."
    "...it's a coaster!"
    "Is it? Really? Are there any more?"

  • @SamuelBlack84
    @SamuelBlack84 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I would have loved to have seen a Christmas Black Books. I can just imagine Manny putting up decorations and Bernard throwing baubles at him 😅

  • @LaLaLadi10
    @LaLaLadi10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    HALF TEN???? I'VE NEVER BEEN UP AT HALF TEN! WHAT HAPPENS!!!????

    • @mapesdhs597
      @mapesdhs597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That "what happens" is one of the best conceptual comedic lines ever, and the gag when the JC's turn up at the end, shreak and run off, is just icing on the perfect cake.

    • @NicolaKaye
      @NicolaKaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me every day...shame my job starts as early as 8.30am on some days! 🙈

    • @stephennidd1048
      @stephennidd1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pfft..

  • @MrMisanthrope84
    @MrMisanthrope84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The bit where he takes a piss from his chair still cracks me up.

    • @rlbrett
      @rlbrett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, that part sold me for the rest of the series. When Netflix ditch the show I purchased all the seasons on DVD.

  • @mikeforester3963
    @mikeforester3963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    1st joke in 1st episode of 1st season had me right there: _leatherbound pounds_ ... still has me in stitches every time.

    • @brightpowder_cena
      @brightpowder_cena ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Is it real leather?"
      "It's real Dickens"

  • @nataliehinchliffe3939
    @nataliehinchliffe3939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I fancy Dylan Moran so much it’s unreal

    • @Mccallum2014aj
      @Mccallum2014aj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Gurl same, there's just something about him

  • @rw954
    @rw954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "You wouldn't understand what I'm talking about cause I'm talking about DIGNITY!" * trips down stairs*

  • @historyhunter9074
    @historyhunter9074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    woke up with a bit of a hang over......HUUUAAARRRGGH!!! 😂😂😂 (in stitches )

  • @MultiHugobugo
    @MultiHugobugo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I miss this show so much...

    • @danieldavies3105
      @danieldavies3105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why not get the DVD set or something...

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unless you're American, there's no excuse for saying those words

    • @minicle426
      @minicle426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you been banned from watching it then?

    • @krazycats564
      @krazycats564 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@minicle426 it's been cancelled...after 3 seasons or something they stopped making it.

  • @killme7750
    @killme7750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Bernard is so cute oh my lord

    • @HORSEPRISON
      @HORSEPRISON 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Correct. You get 10 points.

    • @megagrips6470
      @megagrips6470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HORSEPRISON just ten?

    • @cheorry3141
      @cheorry3141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr

    • @voxlknight2155
      @voxlknight2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats just what Dylan is like on the regular. Isnt even acting at all really.

  • @ondrachCZ
    @ondrachCZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Can’t believe you left out Bernard’s dancing in front of the baldheaded men. Love that scene!

    • @_ZiXin_
      @_ZiXin_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ondrachCZ hahaha yesss that’s the funniest moment when he asked ‘which one of your bitches want to dance?!’ I laughed so hard at that one

    • @camtheunicorpse2217
      @camtheunicorpse2217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ondrachCZ which one of you bitches wants to dance

    • @glitch3818
      @glitch3818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *"OH! SKINHEADS! PERFECT!!"*

  • @LaneyStudios5
    @LaneyStudios5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I have always enjoyed the commentary in that episode about how ridiculously expensive cinema snacks are, I remember when I was 5 my father took me to the cinema, I think we went to see one of the Land Before Time films or something, and he asked me if I wanted popcorn or pik n mix and even at that age I was like to be honest dad it's just too expensive for what it is

    • @midnightdriver6609
      @midnightdriver6609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know exactly what you mean. As a kid we used to sneak our own snacks in the cinema because of the price !

    • @ghostmemeboi
      @ghostmemeboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmaoooo

    • @simonleech1109
      @simonleech1109 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@midnightdriver6609we did too!

  • @Elena-bl8pv
    @Elena-bl8pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    2:03 when you have a conversation in a foreign language class

  • @Thecharliejay1
    @Thecharliejay1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Such a great show

  • @thereverendoffunk
    @thereverendoffunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wish customer service would be more like Bernard.

  • @silverkitty2503
    @silverkitty2503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    just like every irish girl growing up in dublin i honestly thought i would grow up to marry a bernard black

  • @michaelkinley6422
    @michaelkinley6422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Bernard is my idol

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you can easily be like him. Abandon all personal hygiene and never get up before half ten.

  • @bergfish7328
    @bergfish7328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Bernard,Bernard,Bernard...
    Bernard Look!
    Am a Prostitute Robot
    from the future!

  • @JesusBehindtheWheel
    @JesusBehindtheWheel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "What size? Small, medium, golith, or god?"
    Genius

    • @g80gzt
      @g80gzt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      explain the joke as i do not get it

    • @JesusBehindtheWheel
      @JesusBehindtheWheel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@g80gzt the joke is the exaggerated names for the size of drinks. Lol

  • @sem72519
    @sem72519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This needs a few additions also from "The Blackout" episode: when Gerald and Sarah 'blank' Bernard and he's eating "fizzigood makefeelnice" lol and when he's imagining what it's like to be a woman haha that entire episode is gold

  • @henrybeenh7076
    @henrybeenh7076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Come on...COME ON! I yell that when I start my shower... haha, Black Books part of my life

  • @TheClarksonFan
    @TheClarksonFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ah, the times I’ve eaten coasters thinking they were some sort of delicious biscuit.

  • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
    @DCI-Frank-Burnside 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Is this the season in which Bernard and Manny co-authored a thousand page children's novel about a troubled astrophysicist who falls prey to Stalinist persecution in 1940s Russia?

  • @n7vet590
    @n7vet590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    We should all "be more Bernard"

  • @elianderson1049
    @elianderson1049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I saw bill bailey live...i love these guys so much❤

  • @benevolencesmith7453
    @benevolencesmith7453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    jam jam jam

  • @idontremembermyname4353
    @idontremembermyname4353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Благодаря этому сериалу, я посмотрел фильм Турксиб (плакат на стене в книжном магазине)...
    Вы, наверное, не поняли к чему же это я веду. Я хочу сказать, что этот сериал мой самый любимый.
    Я пересматриваю рандомные серии каждый год по несколько раз.
    Но... я бы не сказал, что прям (показываю кавычки руками) "к сожалению" (перестал показывать кавычки), но сериал ничем не закончился -- возможно, это единственный минус сериала, если его вообще пытаться найти.
    что тут еще добавить... ну вот такой вот у меня комментарий :р
    Дилан Моран, ты крутой!

  • @dawnbastan2208
    @dawnbastan2208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm in love with Dylan Moran

  • @onlythelonely93
    @onlythelonely93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "wich one of you bitches wants to dance?" legendary.

  • @caleblindsay-manning8895
    @caleblindsay-manning8895 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Been slowly devolving into Bernard the last few years but haven't gotten that human destain down yet

  • @alimuse06
    @alimuse06 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:36 omg it's me 😂

  • @adamford896
    @adamford896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m watching this in 2020 who else

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My spirit animal!

  • @asheland_numismatics
    @asheland_numismatics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is gold. 😂

  • @TheShadowfan9000
    @TheShadowfan9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Didn't ad the best scene... "NOT ENOUGH MINT!!!!"

  • @PhoebeChaffinch
    @PhoebeChaffinch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Do a best of Fran !

  • @TheCazTrick
    @TheCazTrick 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Saw him concert in Tasmania and he fucking hilarious and drank on stage.

    • @saskiakneulman7275
      @saskiakneulman7275 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wishing Dylan Moran all the happiness in the World, he brought so much humor to so many! Great Human being, he knows what life's about.

  • @theohaugen241
    @theohaugen241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great Show.

  • @TenderHooligan
    @TenderHooligan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    could someone tell me which episode it is where theres a little kid asking for money, and he funnily says no? Thanks

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    OMG the secondary smoke man is David Walliams! I never knew at the time.

    • @olliegueret2963
      @olliegueret2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't worry about it, get me a drink sometime!

  • @thatsthat8421
    @thatsthat8421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have the biggest crush on this man 😍

  • @courtdivatv3306
    @courtdivatv3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So funny really I enjoyed watching

  • @davidsharounoff8521
    @davidsharounoff8521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bernard Ludwig Black.

  • @t3chn0_25
    @t3chn0_25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Got him as my top Charactour so I had to see what it meant- I see it now lmao

  • @harleydeanweir193
    @harleydeanweir193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2022 and yeah, have to agree with the previous comment. It’s been 2 years of smoking and drinking 🤣

  • @roisin33
    @roisin33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The taxes, man..
    Thats me with everything and i just became self employed lol

    • @ClezVideos
      @ClezVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was self-employed for years and the episode where he does his taxes was just so relatable. I even went full Bernard one year and did them with a bottle of wine by my side as it was the only way I’d make it through the process in one piece. Good luck with it. Try and be as organised as possible every week and then when it comes to year end, it won’t be so overwhelming. I did that the first year and it was a doddle. Then all good intentions went out the window and the following years were like Bernard - an absolute, anxiety-ridden nightmare.

  • @CUITLAS
    @CUITLAS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    those scisors were the persona of a all episode

  • @miroalavcernin1542
    @miroalavcernin1542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    does the mamba burger come with tasty cheese? how long is it since this masterpiece was made?

  • @richardpaxford5792
    @richardpaxford5792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Come on! Come on!!!"

  • @PhoebeChaffinch
    @PhoebeChaffinch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fran: Pokemon I mean-
    Bernard:PAC man! It’s pronounced Pac-Man!

  • @MpaYn
    @MpaYn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    45-55 is me in the morning.

  • @MeansofIntrigue
    @MeansofIntrigue ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's a coaster.

  • @VampiraVonGhoulscout
    @VampiraVonGhoulscout 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:04 Me one hour into my shift at a retail job

  • @doctorwhat3683
    @doctorwhat3683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:30 I don’t even understand this joke at all but it’s still hilarious.

    • @michalprihoda481
      @michalprihoda481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is asking them why they have kitchen stuff in their bathroom, cuz he took number two in their kitchen, while their son just came in to grab something from the fridge :-)

  • @jesseppianist4454
    @jesseppianist4454 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is how I feel doing taxes: "If you live in a council flat beside a river, but are not blind... WHAT!!??"

  • @eyedeasneverdie3348
    @eyedeasneverdie3348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remeber seeing an interview with Moran saying he would never work on a studio comedy again. Did something happen between him and channel 4, hence no 4th series or did he decide to end it and move onto something new at the time.

    • @yermanoffthetelly
      @yermanoffthetelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From watching the special features commentary on the DVD I think he just thought It had run its course and wanted to move on to something else. They definitely could have got a fourth season out of it imho.
      According to Bill Bailey there is some sort of reunion in being planned but no detail as of yet so I doubt there was any falling out.
      Moran is currently working on a new 5 part short form comedy series for the BBC based around psychiatry and mental health. Given his neurotic style, I can't wait to see what he comes up with.

  • @will_adamborn
    @will_adamborn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:05 😂😂

  • @thexskating
    @thexskating 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a mixed race, American Bernard. Lol

  • @kjaerdian7864
    @kjaerdian7864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cheeky David Walliams cameo at 4:23

  • @richardpaxford5792
    @richardpaxford5792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    31 people bought a wicker toilet

  • @mullallylally
    @mullallylally ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah passport hiding in the crisps again

  • @1968slugger
    @1968slugger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No Wigwams

  • @davidsharounoff8521
    @davidsharounoff8521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:33

  • @Jakegothicsnake
    @Jakegothicsnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:24 to 5:41
    STU PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrDREWASIDE
    @MrDREWASIDE ปีที่แล้ว

    Where is the "tower of soup?"

  • @ShikiraPressley
    @ShikiraPressley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Electrifyingly erotic in a Moran-gallows humor style. I totally relate to it yet would struggle to ever write about (akward situation LA-LA'S), fracking packed with Manny hair-dom chapters - Bill Bailey a perfect petulant gimmy!.

  • @katiemcdbruce4924
    @katiemcdbruce4924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ❤️❤️❤️

  • @kingofjokers1
    @kingofjokers1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's wrong with wicker toilets?

  • @littlebitinlov
    @littlebitinlov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Jehovah’s witnesses knock*
    COME IN!

  • @thomasalexanian927
    @thomasalexanian927 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My best friend looks a bit like him

  • @tomheaden2727
    @tomheaden2727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol

  • @pinkpanther7030
    @pinkpanther7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it possible that man is always stoned? 🤪

  • @meansofintrigue2269
    @meansofintrigue2269 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    '"small", "medium", "goliath", or "God"?'

  • @AtotheKres
    @AtotheKres 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just came here for 3:29

  • @rickmanloveralan7320
    @rickmanloveralan7320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    没字幕的吗

  • @wontootreefoe
    @wontootreefoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't see the point of owning a car in London

  • @nedd.8479
    @nedd.8479 ปีที่แล้ว

    The most accurate portrayal of borderline personality disorder ever put to film.

  • @ej4672
    @ej4672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

  • @WilliamLucas-id9bs
    @WilliamLucas-id9bs ปีที่แล้ว

    Bernard is a bit like a British unintelligent version of Sheldon from The big bang theory

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    adult humor? this is child's play compared to today

  • @germwarfares
    @germwarfares 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    he wants me

  • @declanclayton8914
    @declanclayton8914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The guy who plays Bernard Black sounds so much like Chris O’Dowd

    • @johnbryan1149
      @johnbryan1149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Declan Clayton From an ear that doesn't hear different Irish dialects perhaps but as an Irish man they sound completely different as they should because they both come from different parts of Ireland.

    • @seanc41556
      @seanc41556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No he doesn't...

    • @steerpike66
      @steerpike66 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dylan is from Meath and O'Down is from Roscommon, they sound completely different. O'Dowd has much bigger broader vowel sounds. His O sound is very different. Dylan could be from parts of Dublin.

    • @sevenseasonsofbrown
      @sevenseasonsofbrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm also irish so I also sound quite like him

    • @BadgerCommander
      @BadgerCommander ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steerpike66 Came here hoping to see angry Irish people correct that comment, glad to see I have not been disappointed.
      It would be like saying Bill Bailey sounds like Hugh Grant

  • @ZidaneWarner
    @ZidaneWarner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No wine lolly scene?! Booo! 0 out of 10!

  • @Weazelmania
    @Weazelmania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not even a grin. I thought this was funny as a youth. Now it's just poorly aged cringe.

  • @forbesmag1271
    @forbesmag1271 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is no "best" of this TV show. It was so offensively stupid without a single redeeming quality. A bunch of no-talent hack writers who saw the movie "High Fidelity" and decided to rip off the one-dimensional conceit of "store owner who really doesn't want to sell anything" and stupidly tried to build an entire TV series around nothing more than that.

    • @OliverJazzz
      @OliverJazzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Black Books is a classic, even if you don't happen to like it. It was released on the same year as High Fidelity, no chance of it being any kind of rip-off, which is completely obvious anyway to anyone but you.

    • @OliverJazzz
      @OliverJazzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you get out of this trolling trolling anyway?

    • @forbesmag1271
      @forbesmag1271 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OliverJazzz Hey genius, High Fidelity was released in MARCH. Blacks Books premiered in SEPTEMBER. It is a TOTAL RIPOFF. You're a dunce.

    • @JimiGosu
      @JimiGosu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's an amazingly hilarious show. ^_^