"Then have him scan and Email it back!" I love how much work it would be for the accountant to help out Amir(who's most likely a complete stranger to him) with the stupid and obscene joke.
Holy crap I laughed so hard :D People who say "Jake and Amir aren't as funny as they used to be" please be aware: This series has gone on for a long time. So you get used to the characters, and the way they act. Thus they don't "surprise" you as much anymore, which is a major factor in comedy. If you keep watching the same stand-up comedian it also starts to lose it's humor.
one of the better CH videos in a while...I'm dying, literally, I'm dying, I mean I literally lost control of my bowel movements and literally shit myself
Man, I gave you a click already once, so dont ask me for clicks anymore. And I like your channel, congratulations. Now I am a CollegeHumor addicted, goooood!
I am fully prepared to be flamed, but can someone explain why amir has a completely different demeanor and 'acting' style as of this year? I understand people may still enjoy it, but am I the only one who feels he is forcing everything WAY too much? The beauty of his old style was it absolutely was not forced.
I have NO idea what you all are talking about- I laughed out loud as soon as I heard the glass shatter! Jake and Amir is as funny as it has always been (to me)... some eps I like, some I don't care for, but none of them are bad (to me).
"Don't be misogynistic, you're getting fucked by a copier," might be one of the best lines... ever. I love this series.
It’s a 5 in 1 work station!
Apply egg to a burn & it will instantly make it smell like yolk.
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this is only the 2nd worst thing to happen to a copier in this series
thatquietkid DID YOU SHIT IN THE COPIER?
DerpyFace666 ya know it's no
DerpyFace666 are you sure it's not Emily crushing a human head in it
KingdomOfFandoms I said in this series
took a quick faeces inside and closed the glass again
"YOU PRESSED FAX!" is one of the best J&A jokes ever. It gets me every single time.
One of my favorite line deliveries by Jake as well
YA SLICED ME DUDE... YA REALLY DICED ME
Cooldown Redux AND ON MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR...YOUR BIRTHDAY
I'm leaking, Murphy!!!
Like a fish
"Then have him scan and Email it back!" I love how much work it would be for the accountant to help out Amir(who's most likely a complete stranger to him) with the stupid and obscene joke.
Her*
@@FriendofFantasy Chicks can't do math dude
@@Thedarkknight2244 dont be misogynistic you're being fcked by a copier
Don't be misogynistic Amir got fucked by a copier@@Thedarkknight2244
"Shards where I sharts"
He s*** in the copier
2nd time Amir has succumbed to "Self Mutilation, Bud"
THEN HAVE HIM SCAN AND E-MAIL IT BACK!
hahahahahahahaha comedic level: Genius.
0:34 YOU SLICED IT BUDDY YOU SLICED IT RIGHT OPEN. When jake raises his voice like that I crack the fuck up xD
Does this episode remind anyone of Seinfeld? Specifically when Jake says "You sliced it, buddy! You sliced it wide open!"
yeah jerry
Exactly!
+Rupert Cornholio yes!
I wasn't when I watched it but that is such a jerry line
It actually reminds me of Beavis and Butthead. You should know why.
"YOU PRESSED FAX!"
"Don't be misogynistic, you're getting fucked by a copier" is my all time favorite Jake and Amir line.
INSERT PAPER INTO TRAY 2
It's a 5-in-1 work station.
Mustache era Amir was arguable his craziest form
1:11 Amir's look of terror when Jake says he pressed fax has me dying
I feel like they were doing impressions of Jerry Seinfeld a lot in this haha
iPartySober hahah most definitely
Amir kind of look like Ray from Everybody loves Raymond.
"shards where I shart" could be a Seinfeld bit if it weren't dirty
This episode's dialogue sounds slow and weird after hearing the remix. Unnatural even
Yeah i felt thay
Oh brandy you’re so fine you’re so fine you blow my mind
The proof is in the smile!
and people only smile when they're happy
Dipshit
There is no couch, Mickey
It's been a long time since I laugh that hard at a Jake & Amir video. I'm crying of laughter. Well done, guys.
Is this the copier referred to in the Ben Schwartz episodes Interrogator?
these guys always make me laugh, i honestly don't even watch most of the other stuff collegehumor makes.
I love when Jake takes that patronising tone. It's so great.
"Don't be misogynistic you're getting fucked by a copier" easily top ten J&A quotables
2:01 The blood and glass on the floor is a nice touch i didn't notice till now
I can't watch this one without listening to the remix :]
+Leddy Al-Khalaf Me to XD
Right it kinda sounds like the song but slowed down
A martyr, a cool and a philosopher.
Is it just me or do they both sound like Jerry seinfeld?
i feel like they act a bit like jerry too like the way they talk and shit
Yeah it's like if Seinfeld was still funny.
Jake's reaction to the copying, where you actually see the light of the machine flash across his face, is masterful cinematography...
"It's a 5-in-1 workstation." This changes everything.
UGH O_O UGH IT'S IN ME.
I’m trying to decide which line is better
“IT’S BURNING MY ANUUUUUUS”
Or
“YOU PRESSED FAX!”
my god. that was gruesome.
im not saying it was bad...
but it was pretty gruesome
Ikr
Aw... your picture! :3
Gendrio Exceptionally: YOUR*
Gendrio awww
And so the sick fucks keep multiplying.
Possibly the best late era jake and amir episode such a classic
Omg I laughed unreasonably hard at this. Still crying!
Holy crap I laughed so hard :D
People who say "Jake and Amir aren't as funny as they used to be" please be aware: This series has gone on for a long time. So you get used to the characters, and the way they act. Thus they don't "surprise" you as much anymore, which is a major factor in comedy. If you keep watching the same stand-up comedian it also starts to lose it's humor.
They still funny bro
@@shanus11 yeah. Read my first sentence. The rest is a response to how a lot of other people commented (I guess, this was 7 years ago..)
one of the better CH videos in a while...I'm dying, literally, I'm dying, I mean I literally lost control of my bowel movements and literally shit myself
"I shall be remembered as a martyr, a cool and a philosopher"
They've changed so much. I've like grown up with them. Still love their videos.
A spectacular CH show! In fact...the best!
one of their funniest ones, this. genuinely cry laughing everytime i watch it
Wait until Pat finds out Amir damaged the high performance 5 in 1 workstation.
One of the best in a while!
"Don't be mysogonystic, you're getting fucked by a copier" - might be my favourite J&A line
I'm very sick at the moment, struggling to sleep, suffering from a really bad step throat. But this laugh so much! BIG thank you! ^.^
Amir's facial expression was priceless
see now THIS is what I subscribe to CH for
0:27 I can’t not hear the song!
I always wondered how someone could do this without breaking the machine.
“Don’t be misogynistic, your being fucked by a copier” 😂😂 best line ever
Love this sketch
Not sure why everyone's complaining this was really funny
Most of Jake's constructive criticisms are great t-shirt ideas.
1:06 "nothing is funny about that, its self mutilation" ha!
Funniest thing I've seen all day. Then again, it's only 9AM.
How come there's only 301 views when there are only 56 people on the Earth? HACKERS, wait no... ALIENS
Dude, there are 560 people on Earth! God, go back to kindergarten!!
Damn! Ugh, being a troll is hard work. I quit.
This joke follows me everywhere I go.
7 million dude, 7 million.
You have to wait til the view count is more than 7 million!!
GOD you're noob!!!
Who will save us now from trolls.
This was the best college humor video in a while..
THEN HAVE HIM SCAN AND EMAIL IT BAAAACK.
Best series yet. By far.
Anyone else think jake sometimes sounds like Seinfeld? Like the way he talks? No one?
i hear it
robertfl22 Finally, someone
This is by far my fav j and a episode
PC load letter? The fuck does that mean?
It means two chicks at the same time.
Hey Peter... Watch out fer yer cornhole, man.
Lol... saw your comment after I posted mine. Couldn't pass it up.
Great minds I suppose.
tre288 And so do ours.
The
one of my favorites
...I can't not hear the song.
YES! a good jake and amir video !
Love your sketches! Can't believe we used to live 10minz away from each other in NY. Wish we got the chance to work together
Love this series!!
The sexual tension makes this video unbearable!
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1 man one jar
You make by far the worst TH-cam comments on the internet, gtfo out Hjalmar
You again?
*****
Hey man.. sorry about forcing you to live in the Solitude basement. No hard feelings I hope. :(
I think I'm cool so I put my username at the end of my comments
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Aahhh, this one was really good imo, I hope for more of this quality in the future :D
Thought it would look worse than that.
There probably wasn't much they could do without it risking the possibility of getting the video flagged or something.
"PC load letter" haha office space reference?
That's self-mutilation, bud
Its hilarious how many times Jake says that to Amir throughout the series.
I loved this so much
I'm not misogynistic, because misogyny is wrong, and being wrong is for women.
one of my favorites by far
the last one to reply wins
no you dont
I win
Theplatypusofdoom363 you lost >:)
mrjackobs32 So did you
Ish
Man, I gave you a click already once, so dont ask me for clicks anymore. And I like your channel, congratulations. Now I am a CollegeHumor addicted, goooood!
I wish these were still funny.
i wish these were ever funny
what?! this was hilarious
Jake F Call er a bitch now.
Please make one or just stop watching them
yoitsgunattack make what?
that lil chuckle made me love pat even more
am I the only one who couldn't find the funny part ?
Thank you :) you're polite.
***** ok thanks :)
Yes.
best one in a while
I am fully prepared to be flamed, but can someone explain why amir has a completely different demeanor and 'acting' style as of this year? I understand people may still enjoy it, but am I the only one who feels he is forcing everything WAY too much? The beauty of his old style was it absolutely was not forced.
I think this is my favourite J&A, or at least up in the top 5. That was just too hilarious, lmao.
i seriously love jake and amir. best and funniest show on youtube, actually on anywhere.
im sad theyre ending.
Hah Jake cracked up at 2:09 that smile rises just at the cut
Love it when Jake is genuinely worried for Amir lol
This is.. hands down.... my favorite Jake and Amir of all time!!!!!!
Best one yet
Jake and Amir are my favorite vids
This one was great. Both were so funny
Best Jake and Amir episode EVER
Haha this video was amazing! :D
This episode is definitely the quickest 1-100 of every episode.
These guys are brilliant I miss them XD
This one made my grandma laugh so hard she almost peed.
If you are remaking these videos, please don’t do outrage thumbnails. Your comedy holds up, it’ll hit, I love y’all
I have NO idea what you all are talking about- I laughed out loud as soon as I heard the glass shatter!
Jake and Amir is as funny as it has always been (to me)... some eps I like, some I don't care for, but none of them are bad (to me).
That episode made me laugh the most I ever have to jake and Amir
Love this💗
This was their best one in quite a while, have to admit.
the back and forth reminds me of seinfeld are they doing an hommage?