I'll add this to the list of things I say sometimes that I didn't realize I learned from Jake and Amir hahaha. I swear, this web series is the reason why people think I'm funny to this day.
"Takes like horse manure actually!" "That actually IS horse manure!" "Sure tastes like it! *laughs maniacally*" Probably my favourite Jake and Amir moment hahaha
My favourite part is so subtle in this one. Once Jake says it's shit at 1:49, Amir actually swallows before asking deeper questions.. This is the best Jake and Amir in years
Amir: Okay you're right. I lied. My answer was gonna be how much you spent minus one. Jake: And it took you that long to solve 10-1? Amir: I didn't know whether it was 9 or -9. Jake: You forgot the rules of subtraction? Amir: FOR LIKE A SECOND!
this one is one of the new ones that makes it into my favorite episodes category. its so funny when jakes like "it's horse shit!" and amir's like "it sure tastes like it!" lolololololol
best last episode right here: after the episode fade out of a dream sequince to jake standing over amir in an insane asilum. amir is in a straight jacket drooling and rambling as jake walks out with a tear in his eye says the doctors feel confidant the electro shock (what ever the actual procedure is called) will help. jake shuts the door to amirs padded room and you see in the distance a sign saying psych ward. its the only way any of these shows could possibly explain amir its all been delusions in amirs head or revers it and make jake the patient
I preferred it when all Jake tried to do was prevent/avoid conversation with Amir at all times, in the early days. In the newer episodes he actively challenges his actions and consistently questions him.
Guys I know jake and amir have taken a dip in quality recently but thats because they are doing the whole things improvised. Soon they will regain their passion and get back too their glory days, they're still young guys remember
“Work is fun but I’ve actually been into hobbies recently”
honestly, this is probably one of the best jake and amir sketches ever. every line is hilarious
The lines, and the acting/delivery is fucking perfect
Excuse you
I was just about to say that.
@@lakyjar No excuse you
You're just saying that because you're just thankful it's not the Amir from the Compost sketch.
"Murph!"
"im sorry but i'm not gonna apologize"
Amir is Canadian
Fucking hell some of these lines were so fucking underrated back then....
He's actually sorry not sorry
I'll add this to the list of things I say sometimes that I didn't realize I learned from Jake and Amir hahaha.
I swear, this web series is the reason why people think I'm funny to this day.
I’ll apologize, but I’m not gonna shower
The funniest part of this series for me was always how Amir can always grab anything out of nowhere like a cartoon character
I agree.
I agree.
.eerga I
I agree.
What episodes is this shown in? I think I missed them.
Amir spent like a bad amount of money on gardening equipment.
Alex 9........bucks..
Any amount of money would be a bad amount of money.
Alex and cash
What’s a bad amount of money?
Its like the worst amount
This is a pinnacle of culture, art and comedy.
Jake struggles not to laugh most sketches and just smirks
Which is hilarious.
"Scrooge McFuck"
SmileyLegoGuy
that and the profile picture from weird al's "fat" made me laugh so hard
He's kind of a Jimmy Fallon in that regard
SmileyLegoGuy Why does everyone just awe over my name?
"OH TOO GREEN! That's infected!" ...the way Jake says this (and other phrases in past videos) is one of my favorite Jake bits....
"This is a Rolex! This is a Rolex buddy!"
When he put the "manure" in his mouth again just killed me
“Because it’s good for ya... see!”
I was just thinking, "Please just be crushed up Oreos..." the entire video.
Exactly what I thought
or powdered chocolate cookies. LOL
dark chocolate cake
Xenn000 it is, they said so. Amir said he still was grossed out caused it looked like dirt.
1:59 "I did, I am!"
So that's where Geoff got it from (review revue podcast)
WHAT'S THAT?
I WILL! I AM!
"Takes like horse manure actually!"
"That actually IS horse manure!"
"Sure tastes like it! *laughs maniacally*"
Probably my favourite Jake and Amir moment hahaha
"it IS it!"
He legit put it in his mouth for this skit. Probably swallowed some too.
“SO WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO?!”
“I DID! I AM!”
My favourite part is so subtle in this one. Once Jake says it's shit at 1:49, Amir actually swallows before asking deeper questions.. This is the best Jake and Amir in years
I still vehemently believe this was their magnum opus 7 years hence!
"I'm sorry, but I'm not going to apologize."
This is an underrated episode
For some reason Amir's hat and crazed look make me think of Johnny Depp in "The Secret Window."
woah i see it now O.o
It reminded me more of the girl from the movie Anger Management. The one that thought she was fat.
Hi
Amir: Okay you're right. I lied. My answer was gonna be how much you spent minus one.
Jake: And it took you that long to solve 10-1?
Amir: I didn't know whether it was 9 or -9.
Jake: You forgot the rules of subtraction?
Amir: FOR LIKE A SECOND!
That would still be....
Say what you want about the new eps, either way this one's my new favourite
The Jake and Amir series is so funny.
Yeh, really funny.
This episode is hilarious!
CUZ IT'S GOOD FER YA.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?
Jesus
this one is one of the new ones that makes it into my favorite episodes category. its so funny when jakes like "it's horse shit!" and amir's like "it sure tastes like it!" lolololololol
Amir looks pretty good in that hat.
Easily my favorite Jake and Amir video.
I think I almost died laughing at 1:40
+Emil Elander I laugh so hard I cry every time I see 1:46 lol
@@SalvableRuin right hahaha. "It is it!"
“Oh, too green! That’s infected!” is probably one of my favorite lines of all time
best last episode right here:
after the episode fade out of a dream sequince to jake standing over amir in an insane asilum. amir is in a straight jacket drooling and rambling as jake walks out with a tear in his eye says the doctors feel confidant the electro shock (what ever the actual procedure is called) will help. jake shuts the door to amirs padded room and you see in the distance a sign saying psych ward. its the only way any of these shows could possibly explain amir its all been delusions in amirs head or revers it and make jake the patient
..I... I think you fail to understand these are comedy sketches.
Seek help
There is a time and place for creativity. TH-cam is not it.
LordMoku Nice.
first
I really hope that was just crushed up oreos or something and not real fertiliser XD
I thought it might be chocolate cake or something like that
On the Jake and Amir subreddit Amir said that would've been a better idea.
It's charcoal powder haha
One of the best episodes of J&A yet hahahahah XD
1:25 RIP Laptop.
These two are perfect for each other
amir's gardening is so bad, his dad freaking moved!
jake and amir is the only reason why i subscribe...so thanks for that good men
Best episode I've seen in a while!
A decent Jake and Amir FINALLY
I love Jake and Amir!! Post more videos, im procrastinating watching them all!
1:45 funniest part of the entire thing.
Jake and Amir consistently entertaining, keep the laughs coming guys.
please tell me he was actually eating crumbled oreos or something to that nature
Coffee grounds
Wow, collegehumor has just gone past 7 million subscribers! Impressive.
I haven't been into the recent ones as much but for some reason i was in tears laughing :,D
i laughed the hardest at this one than any other one, besides Real Estate Agent part 2
Jake- 'How much did you spend on gardening supplies?'
Amir- 'A bad amount of money!'
Jake are Amir are the perfect duo, funny every time
One if the best ones yet
So funny I was in tears!
I really need to reconsider watching J + A videos during my lunch break.
DorogayaRayechka Reconsider reconsidering!
This was the best one in a while! :D
Jake and Amir should have their own channel. Your guys' shit is 100 times funnier than all the other college humor stuff
Prophet
Pause at 1:14 to make your day better
This has to be at the top five episodes
great actors lmfao
Did they change the thumbnail for this one?
What was that plant Amir was trimming?
I wanna see the outtakes! I bet they're hilarious
1:03 is this the invention of headgums "that's awesome dude"???
I wonder where they are in this episode? doesn't look like New York or LA
yeah I know. it was posted after the move though
that was the best one in awhile i must say
I gagged so hard when he ate the manure. xD
People are way too serious >.> I found this hilarious :3
These videos are so hilarious
Wait I haven't watched in a while. Did they change offices?
are those reruns ?
How come these aren't in 1080p?
HAHAHAHAHA THIS ONE WAS HILARIOUS!!!
i want to see the outtakes so bad. Amir's face made me lose my shit
1:47 that face tho
"Niiine.... Buuuuks...Duuude"! LMFAO :DD
Has this been uploaded before because I think I've seen it...?
Why the repost
This one was amazing :D
i really want to see the outtakes to this one...
Elegant, Witty and throw in some shit. Gold.
i'm watching this one for like 8th time now, and i for real cry every time xD
Hahaha this drove MINUS subscriptions.
What do you mean?
Because it's good for ya, see?
what did you guys use during the shoot for manure; which Amir puts in his mouth lol
hiw can you guys not fine this funny XD i was dying of laughter the whole time
$10 is egregiously low, what does Jake eat
$10 just on produce tho like fruits veggies etc
lmao that subscribe plug was hilarious
Holy shit that was a funny episode. Thank you.
I preferred it when all Jake tried to do was prevent/avoid conversation with Amir at all times, in the early days.
In the newer episodes he actively challenges his actions and consistently questions him.
jake has always done this
Guys I know jake and amir have taken a dip in quality recently but thats because they are doing the whole things improvised. Soon they will regain their passion and get back too their glory days, they're still young guys remember
I like watching Jakes facial expressions whilst the video is muted the video and the speed decreased
Jake and Amir should be a tv show !!!!!!! It would be awesome
lol the episodes are funny once more! :D
this is fantasticle
i miss jake and amir they were the best
Omg hahaha all his saliva coming out when the fertilizer is in his mouth lolol
i liked this one
"It IS it!"
I fucking died laughing on their little back and forth about how it's actually shit.
The manure in his teeth killed me.
Laughed so hard.
Always funny
This one was better than the past 3-4, not entirely unfunny
2:06
Jake and Amir: Gardening
SHUT...THE F UP!!!
Sorry dude. PressFartToContinue has more comments
Fuck off.
Andr3wco746 minutes ago
Jake and Amir: Gardening
$10 a week on produce? Are you eating only lettuce?
That's like, a bad amount of money
André Rhine-Davis its like, the worst amount
OMG THE DESCRIPTION IS A SCRUBS REFRENCE. I LOVE YOU COLLAGE HUMOR