LOOK AT ME. I have played a thousand, thousand of your games. I have played pickup games with you, dunked on you, fouled you, been fouled BY you, and yes, even welcomed retirement's sweet embrace. I have watched your skills, and I have found them TURRIBLE. Too weak and feeble-minded to be the stewards of ANY court.
"But come! Let us cast all titles and sponsorships. Reveal our true faces to one another. *"I am SLAMDES. He who shall awaken his ballers from their dark timeout"*
One brings slam, one brings jam Two-toned free throws tumbling through time Three throws wasted, ten cast aside Four-fold B-balls, no end in sight One brings slam, one brings jams One dark penalty no one survives On their court, away we fly
For whom weeps the ref, Her calls on our fouls The scores of our games gone, Our shoes soaked in sweat These Jordans ache with the weight of tomorrow Who slams? Who jams? Who dunks? One brings slammin', one brings jam Two-point lay-ups racking up points Three-point jumpers, ten off the board Four fouls counting, no end in sight One brings slammin', on brings jam One dark countdown no game survives On their Nikes, away we fly The court that we play Is lost in the heat Here proud ballers play in Their jerseys and sneaks At this, the timer's buzz, do we cast off tomorrow One brings slammin', one brings jam To this countdown all balls are tied Brief our shot clock, brazen and bright Forged in practice, tempered in net Hindmost Monstars, early to rise Sing come halftime, sit when they foul Harlem's banquet leavened with floats Sating forward, center, and guard One brings slammin', one brings jam Run from the lane Coaches of our games Orchestrate our press and plays Poorest players on the court Our defense drives us straight to the win A reflection in the wax Recollections of our pass Swift as Jordan, tough as Shaq Far beyond this dream of nationals lost Home Driving home Dying hoops Hold onto hoops... Ohhh... Home Driving home Home, driving home Hoops, dunking hoops... Ohhh.... One brings slammin', one brings jam One more period we've yet to win Want for free throws, bonus denied 5-out ended, futures aligned One brings slammin', one brings jam One brings slammin', one brings jam You are the jam We shoot We shoot We shoot We shoot unto the hoop Our court's hoop Our court's hoop Our hoop We shoot our hoop I am slammin', I am jam
You think us the same? You think your tattered jams of equal worth to those I slammed? Then come -- earn your place. Prove yourselves worthy to inherit this court.
"We understand. Truly. But it makes no difference. The slams you loved are in the past. While our jams are here in the present. One day, we too will be skidmarks and sweat, but not today. Our time on the clock is not yet finished. We share your resolve to slam, and that is why we will not abandon our plays." "You think us the same? You think your tattered score of equal worth to points I lost? Then come, earn your title. Prove yourselves worthy to inherit this court!"
"Through dunk and sacrifice. The Will of the Slam made manifest..." "I'm sorry, I can only assume I misheard. But sounded an awful lot like you're implying both ZodriJam and Slamdelyn are not gods." "But they are gods after a fashion, yes. The eldest and most powerful..." "... *of Monstars* "
How many games have come and gone since that day? How many seasons have I waited for this moment? For the one who stood alone against the Slam... For the one they call... *The Warrior of Layups*
This is my favorite Space Jam crossover of all time. "Unburden your failing careers, my teammates. I shall bear every pass, every foul, every dribble! The future of this tournament shall be won by my dunks! I shall be cheered on by my loyal fanbase! Behold, a baller of eld! Tremble before my glory!"
Man, the Shadowbringers story is amazing. I especially liked the part where The Great Slamu Jamu used his Limit Dunk to call down the Ultima Rebound on the Amaurerducks. Truly a work of art!
The court, 'pon we walk is lost, due to fouls. Here proud player bathe in their wages of fame at this, the game's end do we cast off tomorrow! Free throws! Free throws!
I effin love these comments on this video. They are PURE GOLD and have me laughing my butt off at them ^.^. God job on this btw. Its put together amazingly
Remember us.
Remember that we slammed.
I love you
If only.
Remember that we jammed.
My character is female... I have a dirty mind help.
I love this way too much.
*When you ball with Tataru, several games will play in succession. Please set aside sufficient time to play them all.*
Thanks for the smile you gave me on this one 😂
Weary baller....... No ball left to dunk........ No slam left to JAM......
do you jam a slam
or slam a jam?
Ho, it comes! The loss! *Your* Loss!
This match is not yours to end... This is our ball court. Our Space Jam!
This is our ball game. Our trophy!
Slamming fit, I see. Keep up the good jam.
Hear...
Feel...
Jam....
Dribble...
Pass...
Shoot...
This is the one for me 😂
CHAMPIONS FROM BEYOND THE RIM
HEED MY CALL
KogashiwaKai FANTASY BASKETBALL AT ITS FINEST
Throw wide the three pointers.
*LET HALF COURT CONTRACT, QUARTER BECOME SHOT CLOCK.*
A smile better suits a B-baller.
Why do you do this to us?
😂😂😂😂😂
This comment needs more likes.
The great MVP Haurchefant once said that, inscribed in his plaque and his deflated basketball.
I was looking for this comment. Thank you.
"'Tis good to see you off the bench, G'raha Slamma."
"Well, 'tis good to have the coach put me in..!"
"If you had the strength to shoot one more 3-pointer, could you do it?"
"You know i could."
"What, all without a layup?"
"What sayest thou, Coach Matoya? We may accept this game or defy it, but we can not deny it."
I am wont to run from my opponents, until our sub arrives, I will run zone defence.
Deny? I am not one to run from this Technical
Full Eye Press!
This reply thread did not disappoint.
If thou could not rise to the task of slamming with the best, then thou shalt soon find themselves jamming with the rest!
LOOK AT ME. I have played a thousand, thousand of your games. I have played pickup games with you, dunked on you, fouled you, been fouled BY you, and yes, even welcomed retirement's sweet embrace. I have watched your skills, and I have found them TURRIBLE. Too weak and feeble-minded to be the stewards of ANY court.
Yes, this is my true name - Charles Barkley!
"But come! Let us cast all titles and sponsorships. Reveal our true faces to one another.
*"I am SLAMDES. He who shall awaken his ballers from their dark timeout"*
I'm about to faint lmfao
I’m fucking crying this whole thread is gold
Holds out Basketball: "Take it, We Ball as One"
I would of done it as "Take it, we Slam as One" But that works to :D
LMAOOOOOO
Pass? Just get the rebound
One brings slam, one brings jam
Two-toned free throws tumbling through time
Three throws wasted, ten cast aside
Four-fold B-balls, no end in sight
One brings slam, one brings jams
One dark penalty no one survives
On their court, away we fly
Genius.
WE SLAAAAAAAM
WE JAAAAAAAAM
For whom weeps the ref,
Her calls on our fouls
The scores of our games gone,
Our shoes soaked in sweat
These Jordans ache with the weight of tomorrow
Who slams?
Who jams?
Who dunks?
One brings slammin', one brings jam
Two-point lay-ups racking up points
Three-point jumpers, ten off the board
Four fouls counting, no end in sight
One brings slammin', on brings jam
One dark countdown no game survives
On their Nikes, away we fly
The court that we play
Is lost in the heat
Here proud ballers play in
Their jerseys and sneaks
At this, the timer's buzz, do we cast off tomorrow
One brings slammin', one brings jam
To this countdown all balls are tied
Brief our shot clock, brazen and bright
Forged in practice, tempered in net
Hindmost Monstars, early to rise
Sing come halftime, sit when they foul
Harlem's banquet leavened with floats
Sating forward, center, and guard
One brings slammin', one brings jam
Run from the lane
Coaches of our games
Orchestrate our press and plays
Poorest players on the court
Our defense drives us straight to the win
A reflection in the wax
Recollections of our pass
Swift as Jordan, tough as Shaq
Far beyond this dream of nationals lost
Home
Driving home
Dying hoops
Hold onto hoops... Ohhh...
Home
Driving home
Home, driving home
Hoops, dunking hoops... Ohhh....
One brings slammin', one brings jam
One more period we've yet to win
Want for free throws, bonus denied
5-out ended, futures aligned
One brings slammin', one brings jam
One brings slammin', one brings jam
You are the jam
We shoot
We shoot
We shoot
We shoot unto the hoop
Our court's hoop
Our court's hoop
Our hoop
We shoot our hoop
I am slammin', I am jam
This turnover, even greater than the Seventh Umbral Caslamity, must be rebounded
Peekay Tom By the Twelve... I’m in tears! You, sir, are a genius! 😂😂😂
The Seventh Chaos Dunk
For the three-pointers we've missed. For the dunks we can yet make.
This sport certainly has changed. And not at all for the better...
Shooting Guard Thancred is best Thancred. He may have lost his ability to Aether-Slam but he's made up for it in other ways.
Become what you must...
Become the B-baller of Darkness
B-baller of Dunkness
The Warrior of Dunkness
The comments section is pure gold, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much!
Oh god, I'm right there with you. This is one of the best slams I've heard in a while, and the comments haven't disappointed once. x'D
Yeah, this thread is pretty feckin' legit
Ahh, the irony. What Ballthry achieved through jam, you will achieve through slam.
You think us the same? You think your tattered jams of equal worth to those I slammed?
Then come -- earn your place. Prove yourselves worthy to inherit this court.
Who are we? Coach Alphinaud and his b-ballers.
I want the entire cast of ShB re-skinned into 2K now.
The Crystal Ballers
Let rosters contract. Seasons become instant. Slammers from beyond the court, HEED MY JAM.
Let net swish! Slam become jam!
Ballers from across the court, heed my call!!
Pray, return to the Waking Swish. There you will find The Slammers of the Seventh Dunk waiting for you, Warrior of Layups.
Pray dunk the Waking Swish.
We dunked and we slammed and we jammed and still! Still it came to this!
"We understand. Truly. But it makes no difference. The slams you loved are in the past. While our jams are here in the present. One day, we too will be skidmarks and sweat, but not today. Our time on the clock is not yet finished. We share your resolve to slam, and that is why we will not abandon our plays."
"You think us the same? You think your tattered score of equal worth to points I lost? Then come, earn your title. Prove yourselves worthy to inherit this court!"
"Through dunk and sacrifice. The Will of the Slam made manifest..."
"I'm sorry, I can only assume I misheard. But sounded an awful lot like you're implying both ZodriJam and Slamdelyn are not gods."
"But they are gods after a fashion, yes. The eldest and most powerful..."
"... *of Monstars* "
Charles Barkley, the Azure Baller, guilty of causing the 8th B-ball Calamity when he used the forbidden Chaos Jump.
you fucker I haven't stopped grinning for a solid minute
His Chaos Dunk brought down the Lesser Hoop of Slamamud
(DaSlamud?)
@@Reynsoon more a fan of Slamamud
How many games have come and gone since that day?
How many seasons have I waited for this moment?
For the one who stood alone against the Slam...
For the one they call... *The Warrior of Layups*
The fouls have ceased, and we have been blessed with another beautiful free-throw...but you are not here to throw it...
Ardbert: *hands hero of court his b-ball* "Take it, we dunk as one."
This is Hoopz, third of his name, eighteenth captain of the Tune Squad, signing off. May the Jams be at your side, G'raha Slammer.
A year latter, but this one is seriously underrated.
Slammin
isn't it about time for a remake?
Yo man, nice to see you're still kickin'
What, you thought immortals like us incapable of slamming? Well, trust me, if you can jam, then so can I.
This is our match. Our jam.
How long have I waited.
For the one who played the best b-ball.
For the mix they called, the slam-jam of dankness.
"from the deepest pits of the seven fouls to the very pinnacle of the three-pointers! the court shall dribble! unleash SLAMTIMA!!"
I swear I'll always think of this comment when I get to that part in Praetorium from here on out XD
Such technicals! This was *not* my play...
This is my favorite Space Jam crossover of all time.
"Unburden your failing careers, my teammates. I shall bear every pass, every foul, every dribble! The future of this tournament shall be won by my dunks! I shall be cheered on by my loyal fanbase! Behold, a baller of eld! Tremble before my glory!"
The slams that we jam
Are lost in the fouls
Here proud ballers bathe in
Their wages of slams
At this, the NBA, do we dunk on tomorrow
"We jam!" x7
Honestly had the worst day in years...and just reading the comment section for a few seconds has put a smile on my face. Thank you all.
"There's no way the Twinning song could be possibly improved on"
*Listens*
"Okay, I stand corrected"
This video is great but the comments are actually my favorite thing in the world
"Thank you... for slamming for this game. For JAMMING..."
"Fare you well, my teammate- my B-baller."
Remember...
Remember that we once dunked...
I AM THE DUNK GIVEN FORM
B-BALLS FIRST HERO, AND ITS FINAL HOPE
FOR THE SLAM, I RENDER UP MY ALL
"Through slamming and jamming, the will of the Court was made manifest!"
The ball I once dribbled is now yours to slam
"One way or another, this jam ends today" - WoL
A calamity greater even than the Great B-Ball Purge...
not nearly enough people know about that GEM of a game.
Man, the Shadowbringers story is amazing. I especially liked the part where The Great Slamu Jamu used his Limit Dunk to call down the Ultima Rebound on the Amaurerducks. Truly a work of art!
"It's an older meme sir, but it checks out."
But the slam dunk is all-powerful! Why does the other team still stand!? Can their dunks truly be so great?
LET SPACE CONTRACT
JAM BECOME SLAM.
DUNKERS FROM BEYOND THE COURT
HEED MY BUZZER.
"There is no hoop! We are jammed! *Slamkind* is finished!"
"Always. _Always_ we took the burden of dunking upon ourselves.
That's what ballers do, isn't it?"
One brings slam, one brings jam.
"Well, this game certainly has changed... And not at all for the better."
Behold, a sorslammer of eld! Tremble before my glory!
I really appreciate the extra editing you did to Jam to make it fit best.
I tought Space Jam mixups were a thing of the past...
I'm happily proven wrong.
They were, but then stordansker threw wide the gates. Expanse contracted. Eon became instant.
The Finals have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful ring. But you are not here to see it...
Throw Wide The Shots
Congrats everyone, you finally found the only good TH-cam comments section.
The Warrior of Light works hard.
The Warrior of Light suffers hard.
And thus, The Warrior of Light parties even harder.
I'm so glad this specific thing exists.
Thank you for slamming for this jam... For believing.
The final days of slamarot
If Blitz baller was a class. This would be the anthem that plays when they fight
How can you hope to Slam Alone?
We Jam Together! Champions from beyond the court, Heed my Call
The fouls have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful rebound. But you are not here to slam it.
"The seats have filled, we have been blessed with another beautiful game. But you're not here to slam..."
The Golden State Warriors of Darkness will be unstoppable in 2020
The comment section is so lit! I'm dying! My tears! 😂
The fabric of our nets began to fray… and the unchecked b-ball energy of chaos begat Shadow Barkley.
SLAMporal Anomalies Detected
"Help me, damn you. I am your coach..."
Ladies and gentlemen....taking the court....your LAKELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND LAKERS!
Video: Blessed
Recommendations: Cursed
This is our jam... Our dunks...
The court, 'pon we walk
is lost, due to fouls.
Here proud player bathe in
their wages of fame
at this, the game's end
do we cast off tomorrow!
Free throws!
Free throws!
This match is not your to end, this our match our jam
These comments are killing me!! 😂😂
SING O SLAMS OF YORE
" At half-time blooms the slammerlily.."
"From Relay games I lace a shoe!"
"Suffused with height, I Cannot Fail!"
"RAISING SLAM"
"Let overtime contract, seasons become instant! Ballers from across the league, HEED MY CALL!"
If you could make one more dunk, would you do it?
You know I would!
*Hands over basketball*
Go on....take it....
@@Zayindjejfj We slam as one
I effin love these comments on this video. They are PURE GOLD and have me laughing my butt off at them ^.^. God job on this btw. Its put together amazingly
This is one of the best space jam mashups
That dunk slammed the court, and _every_ post upon it!
A skill without parallel... Chaos Dunk. I sought the life force of the MonStars for no other reason but to quicken the core.
The Long Jam, winds up to The FInal Slam.
Happy nameday to this jam.
Scurrying about my court like insects...! I WILL NOT SUFFER IT!
"The rains have stopped, and we have been graced with another beautiful game... but you are not here to play it."
This comment section is so freaking blessed
Tell us why, given court, we are meant to slam, helpless in our JAAAAAAAMS!!
One of my new favorite courts, right after Slamaurot.
Huh...so THIS is what Awesome sounds like
I have seen this linked everywhere, but never listened to it. I wish I had earlier.
This court certainly has changed, and not at all for the better
May the blessings of the Jam be upon ye, B-ballers!