The ballin’ leaves tell a story. The great Elden Ring was dunked. In our home, across the field, the Court Between. Now, Queen Marika the Slingshot is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Slam Dunk, Godwyn the Ballin’ was the first to have his ankles broken. Soon, Marika's offspring, ballers all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Dunkening. A war from which no MVP arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Slam. Arise now, ye Ballers. Ye slam, who yet jam. The call of long-lost three-pointers speaks to us all. Hoarah Loux, Chieftain of the Court. The ever-brilliant Dunkmask. Fia, the Jump Ball Companion. The loathsome DunK Eater. And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-dribbling. And one other. Whom the ball would again bless. A Baller of no renown. Cross the field, to the Court Between. To stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Dunkin’ Lord.
Long and Hard ye Dunk Golden Warrior Spurned by the Golden State Bridge Be assured, the Elden Dunken half court Resteth close at hand. ALAS, I'M BALLING TO BE DOING HALF COURTS ONCE MORE! UPON MY NAME AS GODFREY, THE FIRST ELDEN BALLER. (The Baller dunks on Godfrey.) Thost, did me good service, Serosh. I've given thee, courtesy enough. Now I Dunk as Hoarah Loux, DUNKER! (Tarnish dies to a dunk from half court distance.) THE ELDEN DUNKER IS WARRENTED WITH A HALF COURTER.
Eh, makes more sense for maliketh to be a center since he’s the last line of defense for the rune of death (Also Godfrey is a point guard but hoarah loux is either power forward or center)
Foul Baller. What is thy business with these Hoops? Ahh... Godrick the Slingshot. The twin Slammers Miquella and Malenia. Dunker Radahn. 3 Pointer Rykard. Half court Ranni. Wilful traitors, all. Thy kind are all of a piece. Pillagers. Emboldened by the flame of the Jam. Have it writ upon thy meager playing card Felled by MVP Morgott! Last of all ankle-breakers
I was actually at Game 4 of the Finals between Elphael and Stormveil Castle. The fact Malenia put up a triple double in the 1st half was mind blowing. She certainly earned MVP that year
The Crucible Warriors and their MVP Godfrey played a 64-3 battle towards all the teams of the NBA, the Coach Marika had to bench 20 of the teams members to the side so that a new team replacing them would come up as the next generation in the form of the Golden Order Warriors and their new MVP named Radagon. Marika had a particular liking to him until he lost to the finals where Marika had an accident with Radagon and broke her kneecaps.
On the last session of the d&d campaign I was DMing for, I used radagons theme as the final boss music. And right as I knew one of my players had done the damage to defeat the boss, I transitioned the music to this song as I told him he killed him and described his death and the epilogue.
In Marika’s own words: ‘Make of thyself which of ye desired, be it a forward, be it a point guard. But if ye failed to become ought at all, ye ankle’s will be breakin’, amounting only to benchwarmers.
"Ah, I knew you'd come. To stand before the free throw line, to brick both your shots. What a sad game 4 it is. I commend your mid-range, but none shall dunk the ball. Commissioner Silver has high hopes for us. That we continue to ball...unto eternity." Gideon Ofnir, the All-Ballin'
I can imagine a mod where radagon has a jersey and a basketball and you have a hoop on your head and whenever he does the jump attack a buzzer plays in the background
"I knew you'd come. To ball before the Elden Ring. To become Dunking Lord. What a sad state of affairs. I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall dribble before the throne. Coach Marika has high hopes for us, that we continue to ball unto eternity."
Arise now, ye Three-pointers. Ye defense, who yet live. The call of long-lost game speaks to us all. Hoarah Loux, center of The Ballers. The ever-brilliant Guardmask. Fia, the Dunk Companion. The Loathsome Dribbler. And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-ballin'!!!!!
And one more, who the Court would again bless. A player of no renown. Cross up the Defense, to the Hoops Between. To stand before the Three-Point Ring. And score... the buzzer-beater.
MONGREL DRIBBLER! Oh… Thou’art Ballin’, it seems. Mother.. wouldst thou truly MVP Sanction in one so bereft of The Court? Yet.. my purpose stands unchanged. Those spurned by The Grace of The League shall have their ankles broken.. in the embrace of Messmers Retired Jersey.
I was suspended for so long. My fouls were fined... and my dunk, rusted. Jam after jam, left in my slam... As I awaited... his shoot. Heed my words. I am Malenia, baller of Miquella. And I have never been benched.
The Leyndel Order really fell off after Radagon's retirement.. So did the Caelid Generals after Radahn got sick. Can't wait to see what the Liurnia Wizards will do in the play offs though
i’m sorry to tell you but the contract of the liurnia wizards to the carians expired last month, their currently trying to find a new contractor for next season, although iv heard the volcano slammers have started hiring recently after some of their players mysteriously vanished
Aspiring player of the old championship... If thou has known broken ankles, if you grieve for this league... Then yield the path forward to us. To I, Miquella. And my promised MVP, Radahn.
I doubt you could even imagine it. That which commandith the court, giving dunks its fullest slamming. The Elden Hoop. Ooooh, Elden Hoop... shattered... by someone... or something. Don't tell me you don't see it. Look up at the sky! It jams!
Courtscourge Radahn was banned from Elden Hoops for using his gravity magic to make half-court shots. No wonder it is then, that Malenia, Baller of Miquella, broke his ankles and stole his J's.
"Long and hard didst thou ball... Tarnished baller. Spurned by the grace of Jordan. Be assure, The elden rim resteth close at hand. Alas, I am returned! To be granted audience once more. Upon my name as Godfrey, The first baller."
Ah, i knew you'd come. To ball before the elden court, to become MVP. What a sad state for the game. Queen marika has high hopes for us. That we continue to ball, unto eternity
That new team, The Roundtable Knights, has a nasty squad this year. They are definitely going to finals: Gideon Ofnir, The All Dribbler, he can copy the movements of all top players on each team, except he cannot find out Radagon’s secret to his dunks. Fia, The Deathbench companion, she is good as moving behind the enemy team; sneaking to the hoop for easy points. It is said that she moves like mist. The Noble Ballmask: The best play caller in the league, he can figure out a teams play style and weaknesses with just a FINGER. Always make the right decision, and one hell of a passer. Brother Corhyn: Benchwarmer Nephelli Loux, Stormhawk: Related to the legendary dunker , but she does not have that advantage, rather, it is said that she can spin around her opponents at lighting speed, training from Gideon. However, she can jump really high from stormhawk training, maybe she’ll be better than her predecessor… Diallos Hoslow: not known for much, but he’s got the spirit to become a ball court hero. The Dunkeater: the best guard on the team, known for getting in VERY close and personal. Great at stealing the soul of the opponents movement, cursing their ankles to doom. Always fouls out for some reason Master Hewg is the manager Roderika is in charge of the cheer squad: The Spirit Dancers The Fingers are their coach Then their best player is some guy picked up from a random team that no one’s knows about, but the legend is that he can do everything, but better…
Foul Baller, in search of the Elden Hoop, Emboldened by the flame of ambition, Someone must extinguish thy score.. Let it be.. *Margit the Ankle-Breaker*
“ ahh I knew you’d come in search of the Elden championship ring. To become the balla lord. Champ Marika has high hopes for us. That we continue to break our own ankles. Unto eternity.”- Sir Gideon Ofnir, The ball knowing
Messmer opens every fight by dunking on you with a flaming exploding ball. It's literally the Chaos Dunk. All Messmer slander is actually an effort to protect the Lands Between from any Tarnished who might learn the forbidden Chaos Dunk technique from him... this is the true Prepare to Cry...
![Radagon (The Final Battle) Doom Version [HQ] from Elden Ring by Geoffrey Day, Andrew Baena, Alex Roe](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_mxQEWLZkQs/mqdefault.jpg)
the lands between was never the same after the shattering of marika's ankles
This is hilarious omg
LOL
I love thinking of just radahn dunking
By herself no less
You mean her knees lol?
Who hasn't bent those by now.
"Forefathers one and all... B E A R W I T N E S S !" *Godrick proceeds to dunk from a half courts distance using the dragon hand*
*Proceeds to miss because Godrick will never be ballin’
rookie tarnished playing as a pro
i command thee PASS
i love the idea of the ball being thrown by the head instead of propelled by dragon fire
@@rynemcgriffin1752 OBJECTION! GODRICK FUCKIN' BALLIN'!
Precedes to dunk on the tarnished
NOW I BALL AS HOURAH LOUX
HOURAH LOUX, BALLER!
damn, Golden state WARRIORS are already strong as is, don't make them unbeatable !
Hourah Loux, the only professional player to shatter the backboard EVERY SINGLE TIME that he dunks.
DUNKERRR !!
**throws on GS jersey** “WARRIOR!!!”
"Balling alone reveals secrets"
**Law of Balling**
"Radagon is Jordan"
God damn you got me 😂😂
@Masterraccoon
Godfrey was the first, so he's either Bird or Chamberlain
Bro i littearly burst out laughin after reading Radagon is Jordan 😂😂😂
REAL
Does this mean Jordan was married to Godfrey at one point?
"mother, wouldst thou truly balling sanction in one so bereft of height?"
"Yet, my purpose standeth unchanged......
Those benched from the grace of starting, shall all be posterized
In the embrace, of Messmer's dunks....."
Perfection.
Messmer's orb really do be a Slam dunk of ankle shattering proportions.
"Soon, tarnished. Wilt thou be balled on by the jaws. Of the Abyssal serpent, Shorn of height."
Messmer the Ankle Breaker don't even know we been to Fort Haight and learnt the best from Kenneth Haight, Limgrave's true Baller.
In Marika's own words:
"Get thine goofy asses off mine court, lest I shatter thine ankles worst than the Elden Ring"
😂😂
Hardest thing I've ever heard😭
Wearing number 30 for the Golden Order Warriors, standing at 6'2, Marika the Eternal
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Marika's Golden Order dunk is still one (or two) to be reckoned with.
The ballin’ leaves tell a story.
The great Elden Ring was dunked.
In our home, across the field, the Court Between.
Now, Queen Marika the Slingshot is nowhere to be found,
and in the Night of the Slam Dunk, Godwyn the Ballin’ was the first to have his ankles broken.
Soon, Marika's offspring, ballers all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring.
The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Dunkening.
A war from which no MVP arose.
A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Slam.
Arise now, ye Ballers.
Ye slam, who yet jam.
The call of long-lost three-pointers speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, Chieftain of the Court.
The ever-brilliant Dunkmask.
Fia, the Jump Ball Companion.
The loathsome DunK Eater.
And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-dribbling.
And one other. Whom the ball would again bless.
A Baller of no renown.
Cross the field, to the Court Between.
To stand before the Elden Ring.
And become the Dunkin’ Lord.
ta nice
🙂👏👏👏👏
Long and Hard ye Dunk
Golden Warrior
Spurned by the Golden State Bridge
Be assured, the Elden Dunken half court
Resteth close at hand.
ALAS, I'M BALLING
TO BE DOING HALF COURTS ONCE MORE!
UPON MY NAME AS GODFREY, THE FIRST ELDEN BALLER.
(The Baller dunks on Godfrey.)
Thost, did me good service, Serosh.
I've given thee, courtesy enough.
Now I Dunk as Hoarah Loux, DUNKER!
(Tarnish dies to a dunk from half court distance.)
THE ELDEN DUNKER IS WARRENTED WITH A HALF COURTER.
How long did it take you to write this?
He can't just dunk the word "dunk" into names and keep getting away with it!!!
"Witless tarnished, why covet destined dunk? To score what?"
- Maliketh, the black the point guard
The black the point guard
UNDERRATED ASF
Eh, makes more sense for maliketh to be a center since he’s the last line of defense for the rune of death
(Also Godfrey is a point guard but hoarah loux is either power forward or center)
@@disrespect9376 No big man moving like maliketh let him run the point
@@kwamemwangs2173 that’s a good point, but have you seen the speed on consort radahn? That man NEEDS to be on point. He’s even got orbital hops
Felled by King Morgott, last of all Ballers 🏀🏀🏀
😂
King of all Lakers
YouUuUuUu…join the Ballin’ Court as familyyyyyyy
Togethaaaaa we will dunk on the very goddddddsssss
@@rynemcgriffin1752 I'm just imagining the god devouring serpent breaking the elden beasts nonexistent ankles than just dunking on the beast
“Have it recorded at thine interview-“
“I am Malenia, Baller of Miquella and I have never lost a pick up game.”
Straight out the Shunning Grounds with this banger god damn
Miquella is the most fierce coach.
"Your skills, extraordinary..."
@@luppy8974 “The mark of a true baller…”
Baller after baller left in my wake...
As I awaited his shot
Check yourself for the "ballerfowl dance" it's literally impossible to cancel and just a free point for her.
In Marika’s own words: ‘Thou’rt yet to become me, thou’rt yet to hit a half court shot’
BEST COMMENT
Lord, but God...
Radagon be like: WATCH ME! IM FUCKING B A L L I N
😂😂😂❤
actual best comment. the top comment took me a sec to put together but this one made me spit my water straight away
Ranni's words make sense now
"Let us break ankles together.
My Dear Baller, Eternal."
_"Well then, shall we?"_
Foul Tarnished, In Search Of The Elden Dunk
Someone must shatter thy ankles
Emboldened by the Slam of Ambition
"Someone must shatter thy ankles. Let it be Margit the Baller!"
Elden Rim
The Elden Hoop.
Foul Baller.
What is thy business with these Hoops?
Ahh... Godrick the Slingshot. The twin Slammers Miquella and Malenia. Dunker Radahn. 3 Pointer Rykard. Half court Ranni.
Wilful traitors, all.
Thy kind are all of a piece. Pillagers. Emboldened by the flame of the Jam.
Have it writ upon thy meager playing card
Felled by MVP Morgott! Last of all ankle-breakers
These all sound perfect. Down to the syllables, prodigies to slammers is funny tho. Good stuff man
This is prefect 😂
Shucks man, Morgott WOULD be an ankle-breaker
Godfrey: "Radagon will never balli-"
Radagon:
Ragadon
@@lichfinn2711 Ty I didn't even realise my typo lol
🤯🤯🤯
@@T.Rig.T i gotchu
@@lichfinn2711 dunkaton*
“Witless tarnished… why covet air jordans..?”
“To cross *_what?”_*
Lmaoooo
I am Malenia. Baller of Miquella.
And I have never been crossed up.
I’ve been looking for this
Her arch-nemesis, the legendary "let me cross her"
"Your dribbling. . .extraordinary"
*Let Me Juke Her steps onto the court*
"Truly befitting of an nba placement"
"I am the lord, of all thats ballin"
-Godrick, the baller
and soon, we will return together, to our home, bathed in courts of gold
Ballers one and all, BEAR WITNESS
Godrick will never be ballin
"Ayo ref get him off the field! He's only got one arm and he's dunking on our whole roster!"
One arm against 10 people
Elden beast be sexually identifying itself as left arm
@@sned_dunes My god this actually made me wheeze. XD
@@sned_dunesbro thinks the star dragon is sexual 🤨
@@Memelord27_synthGet a few more guys and it will be close to an even game.
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA LIMGRAVE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
He has some pretty mean dunks in the actual game if we're being honest.
yeah imagine him doing goldbreaker with the ball that shit'd be rad
@@zer0527 gonna make a very shitty animation of it in stick nodes
We need a mod where it replace the hammer with a crystal ball with the elden ring in it, he will literally dunk on you
@voidless3628 Nah. Replace the phase 2 fight with him in a basketball court just dunking all over the place.
Dude hangs in the air longer than Jordan before he delivers the dunk straight into our craniums.
This is how it feels to free-aim fireballs against the final boss.
:O Cool seeing you here! Your videos are neat :]
If the Lands Between had a radio station, I'm 100% sure it'd be called "The Roundtable Sounds"
Definitely
i think we all know who the radio host is.
@@veilnebula2411 Patches and Gideon
@@pokimanefartcompilation Hey hey hey, Gideon Ofnir doesn't have a beard of ears for nothing. He knows good sounds when he hears them.
@@jurtheorc8117 Who better to trust on the radio than the man who knows everything
“I am Malenia, point guard of Miquelon, and I have never been crossed up.”
*Let Me Juke Her has entered the court*
This gives Godfrey’s grabs so much more power
Godfrey would dunk you through the hoop instead of the ball
@@negative6442 he would dunk you WITH the ball.
@@pamelotms5867 You would think that you're safe while holding the ball until he just grabs you and dunks you
@@Shrapucino the type of man to have new rules invented because of him
@@pamelotms5867 godfrey would dunk the whole court
"I am the lord of all that is dribblin" -Godrick the Drafted
THE DRAFTED AM DEAD
Godfrey's lines makes more sense now.
"Alas, I have returned! To be granted the audience once more. Upon my name as Godfrey, First Elden Baller"
Upon my name as Godfrey, First MVP!
@@Sithisine Now I fight jus Horoa Lux *puts on GSW Jersey* WARRIOR
Godfrey has the hops for it.
"Join the slam King as family"
"Together, we will devour the very court"
Dunkstien and Slammough is the gift that keeps giving
there's an actual drip slayer ornstein theme on yt
my two favorite basketball players
@@somebodynobody8784 a guy did all of DS3 he's insane
"Your ballin'... Extraordinary..."
"The mark... of a true baller..."
"i have given thee, courtesy Enough!
now i Ball as Hoara loux, Pivot!"
“You are ankle-less.” - Varré
I was actually at Game 4 of the Finals between Elphael and Stormveil Castle. The fact Malenia put up a triple double in the 1st half was mind blowing. She certainly earned MVP that year
I'll never forgive her for that foul against Radahn. That injury ended his career.
@@jbark678 the fact she was fined and not benched is crazy. i stg Coach Leonard almost had a stroke watching it unfold
@@jbark678 It's a real shame too. Radahn had some gravity defying hops.
It's surprising that godrick even made it there and was able to claim a piece of the elden rim when Malenia had him begging to be taken off the court
The Crucible Warriors and their MVP Godfrey played a 64-3 battle towards all the teams of the NBA, the Coach Marika had to bench 20 of the teams members to the side so that a new team replacing them would come up as the next generation in the form of the Golden Order Warriors and their new MVP named Radagon. Marika had a particular liking to him until he lost to the finals where Marika had an accident with Radagon and broke her kneecaps.
On the last session of the d&d campaign I was DMing for, I used radagons theme as the final boss music. And right as I knew one of my players had done the damage to defeat the boss, I transitioned the music to this song as I told him he killed him and described his death and the epilogue.
The boss got dunked hard didn’t he?
In Marika’s own words: ‘Make of thyself which of ye desired, be it a forward, be it a point guard. But if ye failed to become ought at all, ye ankle’s will be breakin’, amounting only to benchwarmers.
@@maj9260Melina quoted marika
This feels like the spiritual sequel to the Ornstein and Smough Space Jam remix from back in the glory days of Dark Souls 1.
I love it.
Foul Tarnished, dunking on a Lord. I command thee, SWISH.
I am the Lord of all that is Ballin
O Mighty Jordan, lend me thy slam, o kindred
Referees one and all... BEAR WITNESS!
@@rynemcgriffin1752
And one day. We will return to our court, bathed in scores of gold
"Ah, I knew you'd come. To stand before the free throw line, to brick both your shots. What a sad game 4 it is. I commend your mid-range, but none shall dunk the ball. Commissioner Silver has high hopes for us. That we continue to ball...unto eternity." Gideon Ofnir, the All-Ballin'
Commisioner Silver has high hopes for us... that we may continue the regular season unto eternity
*Gideon Ofnir, the Ball-Throwing
Elden Hoop and the upcoming expansion Shadow of the Erdbasket.
Miquella's giant arm introduces the world to the unalloyed dunks of gold.
The misbegotton are cheering for him in the stands.
@@starberry_milktea AY REF GET EM OFF THE COURT THEY'RE A CHILD AND HE'S FUCKING DUNKING ON US!
Ayo I'm just stopping by to appreciate how close you were to the actual DLC title.
@@reppz9634 They announced the DLC over a year ago, it would've been teased when this comment was made
No way, the DLC is actually about basketball
*”Let CHAOS DUNK the WORLD!”*
A great ancient dragon, Grandslam once rained calamity upon the court of the Royal Capital
Queen Marika had to break the great dragons kneecaps so he could never ball for the foreseeable future
"joiiiin the serpentine lineeeup. Togetherrrrr we will dunk on, the very gods" -rykard, lord of ball-esphomy
I can imagine a mod where radagon has a jersey and a basketball and you have a hoop on your head and whenever he does the jump attack a buzzer plays in the background
If it doesn’t exist already, it needs to. 😂
@@RowanWhite1980 ong💀
Bruh that shit needs to be real.
"Queen Marika has high hopes for us. That we continue to jam, unto eternity."
“Misbegotten and Omen minority ain't the only thing I can shoot”
💀
Thats crazyyyyy
"Dearest Miquella, you must Ball alone awhile."
Rennala was never the same after Radagon left the League...
😭
"General radahn, cursed ever to defend, now he gathers the bodies of former squadmates and foes, dunkin on em like a dawg"
“Radagon, of the ballin order”
0:40 does it sound like a crowd of people are chanting "RADAHN!" or am i hearing things
I can't blame you
Open your eyes...
Cant you see it...
He dunking
"I knew you'd come. To ball before the Elden Ring. To become Dunking Lord.
What a sad state of affairs. I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall dribble before the throne. Coach Marika has high hopes for us, that we continue to ball unto eternity."
Ice in veins for the Golden Order more like Grace in their veins. Radagon got that elden mentality. Half Grace Half Amazing.
I got grace in my rari
Oh destined dunk, become mine once more
The shattering of the backboard.
"Very well. TOGETAAAAH... WE SHALL DUNK ON THE VERY GODS" -Player Rykard
Godfrey was the first dunking lord got him beat there
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE LANDS BETWEEN WITH THIS ONE
Arise now, ye Three-pointers.
Ye defense, who yet live.
The call of long-lost game speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, center of The Ballers.
The ever-brilliant Guardmask.
Fia, the Dunk Companion.
The Loathsome Dribbler.
And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-ballin'!!!!!
And one more, who the Court would again bless.
A player of no renown.
Cross up the Defense, to the Hoops Between.
To stand before the Three-Point Ring.
And score... the buzzer-beater.
LMAO LOATHSOME DRIBBLER
The loathsome dribbler 💀💀💀💀💀
"Loathsome Dribbler" 😂😂😂
MONGREL DRIBBLER!
Oh… Thou’art Ballin’, it seems. Mother.. wouldst thou truly MVP Sanction in one so bereft of The Court? Yet.. my purpose stands unchanged. Those spurned by The Grace of The League shall have their ankles broken.. in the embrace of Messmers Retired Jersey.
This needs more likes!
the mental imagine of radagon dribbling a fractured gold b-ball and shooting three-pointers at the tarnished is a funny mental image
I was suspended for so long.
My fouls were fined... and my dunk, rusted.
Jam after jam, left in my slam...
As I awaited... his shoot.
Heed my words.
I am Malenia, baller of Miquella.
And I have never been benched.
Underrated xDDD
*Let Me Cross Her Up steps onto the court*
The Leyndel Order really fell off after Radagon's retirement.. So did the Caelid Generals after Radahn got sick. Can't wait to see what the Liurnia Wizards will do in the play offs though
Caelid Generals got crossed up into the shadow realm by the Haligtree Hoopers
i’m sorry to tell you but the contract of the liurnia wizards to the carians expired last month, their currently trying to find a new contractor for next season, although iv heard the volcano slammers have started hiring recently after some of their players mysteriously vanished
@@Satsaru I think they're rebranding to be the Haligtree blades
That all said, the Mohgwyn Madlads seem to be a rising star. Just... don't ask about what their coach gets up to.
@@jurtheorc8117 biggest scandal in the LBBA since Radagon's divorce and Godfrey's trade to the Badlands
FromSoft: *makes a boss with a downward slam heavy attack and ominous epic music*
The Community: "Space Jam mashup when"
Honestly Radagon's moveset had some crazy jumps. He'd go crazy on the court
"enough, I have balled, for long enough, Forgive me dearest nanya"
Aspiring player of the old championship...
If thou has known broken ankles, if you grieve for this league...
Then yield the path forward to us. To I, Miquella. And my promised MVP, Radahn.
Ah, I can see it… clear as day! The coming of our three pointer! Jordan…
“Have it writ upon thy meager Jordans, sauced by Baller Morgott, last of Ballers”
Unfortunately for you however, you ain't BALLIN
0.75x is when he's really ballin'
It angers me how well this goes together.
First time? ..... have ever heard the FF14 Endsinger version of this? xD
@@umbragecko7520Ayo it's kinda cool tho
“Lord Baller, at long last you leave the bench.”
This hits way harder than it should. Just listening I feel like some rule has been shattered.
"Parry this you casual"
- Radagon of the Golden Order
I doubt you could even imagine it.
That which commandith the court, giving dunks its fullest slamming.
The Elden Hoop. Ooooh, Elden Hoop... shattered... by someone... or something.
Don't tell me you don't see it.
Look up at the sky! It jams!
Finally... after ten years... the sequel to Dunkstein and Slamough. RADAGON OF THE BALLIN ORDER!
Who else watched the Leyndell Warriors vs the Raya Lucaria Scholars game live?
“Foreballers, one and all! Bear witness!”
Then the tarnished broke Godrick’s ankles, even the grafted ones
It was only a matter of time before Space Jam absorbed Elden Ring.
Now all we need is Rennala, queen of the full court💀
Courtscourge Radahn was banned from Elden Hoops for using his gravity magic to make half-court shots.
No wonder it is then, that Malenia, Baller of Miquella, broke his ankles and stole his J's.
Dunkenstien and Slamough have been looking for a worthy challenge…
”A championship is warranted with balling” -Godfrey, the first baller lord
"I'm sorry Marika, but the last goal cannot be restored."
"Long and hard didst thou ball... Tarnished baller. Spurned by the grace of Jordan. Be assure, The elden rim resteth close at hand. Alas, I am returned! To be granted audience once more. Upon my name as Godfrey, The first baller."
Ah, i knew you'd come.
To ball before the elden court, to become MVP.
What a sad state for the game.
Queen marika has high hopes for us. That we continue to ball, unto eternity
Marika : Radagon you will never be ballin'
Radagon :
walter white face*
"Thou'rt unfit even to ball."
I am malenia point guard of miquella
That new team, The Roundtable Knights, has a nasty squad this year. They are definitely going to finals:
Gideon Ofnir, The All Dribbler, he can copy the movements of all top players on each team, except he cannot find out Radagon’s secret to his dunks.
Fia, The Deathbench companion, she is good as moving behind the enemy team; sneaking to the hoop for easy points. It is said that she moves like mist.
The Noble Ballmask: The best play caller in the league, he can figure out a teams play style and weaknesses with just a FINGER. Always make the right decision, and one hell of a passer.
Brother Corhyn: Benchwarmer
Nephelli Loux, Stormhawk: Related to the legendary dunker , but she does not have that advantage, rather, it is said that she can spin around her opponents at lighting speed, training from Gideon. However, she can jump really high from stormhawk training, maybe she’ll be better than her predecessor…
Diallos Hoslow: not known for much, but he’s got the spirit to become a ball court hero.
The Dunkeater: the best guard on the team, known for getting in VERY close and personal. Great at stealing the soul of the opponents movement, cursing their ankles to doom. Always fouls out for some reason
Master Hewg is the manager
Roderika is in charge of the cheer squad: The Spirit Dancers
The Fingers are their coach
Then their best player is some guy picked up from a random team that no one’s knows about, but the legend is that he can do everything, but better…
Tarnished of no renown carries hard
The Fire Giant's ankles never recovered after that match with Godfrey
Foul Baller, in search of the Elden Hoop,
Emboldened by the flame of ambition,
Someone must extinguish thy score..
Let it be.. *Margit the Ankle-Breaker*
YES!!!
“ ahh I knew you’d come in search of the Elden championship ring. To become the balla lord. Champ Marika has high hopes for us. That we continue to break our own ankles. Unto eternity.”- Sir Gideon Ofnir, The ball knowing
"I knew you'd come, to slam before the Elden Court" - Sir Gideon Ofnir the Ball Throwin
Messmer opens every fight by dunking on you with a flaming exploding ball. It's literally the Chaos Dunk. All Messmer slander is actually an effort to protect the Lands Between from any Tarnished who might learn the forbidden Chaos Dunk technique from him... this is the true Prepare to Cry...
Mighty dragon, thou'rt a trueborn BALLER... lend me thy skills, oh kindred
"FOUL TARNISHED, EMBOLDENED BY THE FLAME OF THE COURT, I WILL EXTINGUISH THY DESIRE TO BALL"
"Let it be writ upon thy meager hoop: dunked by king morgott, last of all ballers"
Those stripped of the Grace of Gold shall all have their ankles shattered... In the embrance of Messmers Dunk
The Loathesome Curb-Eater when Morgott the Baller-king says "Maybe thou'd get a lady if thou ladies foolish ambitions to rest"
FOUL BALLER, in search of the Elden Court…
Upon my name as Godfrey, the first ballin' GOAT