One league had discarded all things that gave rise to fouls, hoping to have only slams. They found slams lost their savor in the absence of fouls, and lost their will to jam.
[SPOILERS, but seriously why are you here listening to this if you haven't already played Endwalker] . . . . . . . Hythlodaeus : Drawing upon the hopes of your comrades, we will make for you a new path. Emet-Selch : What form said path takes depends on you. So focus- focus and envision that which rejects the claim you cannot attain your goal! Hythlodaeus : Ours is the wisdom to weave the fabric of reality. Ours is the power to create! [In a flash of light, standing before the four, forms a Basketball court, ball included. Before Meteion, Emet-selch, or Hythlodaeus can process the sheer stupidity of it all, the Warrior of Light rushes forth.] [With basketball in hand, they break Meteion's ankles in the cross-up to end all cross-ups. Saving Etheirys.]
Oh come now, it's been a gripping match. Unshakeable plays and noble dunks, sprinkled with moments of slamming to counterbalance the jamming. It's got it all.
"We will ball against fate!" "No matter the court!" "We've played here before..." "Many a game!" "Thus do we dunk..." "To never give up the ball!" "For jam will slam again!"
Slam... The song of creation's end... Dunk... The sorrow at hope's demise... Balling... And find your way in the Game. Follow your Jam... Or fly, my children, and never look back!
On wings of hope, you rise up through the court higher, oh higher Carrying our ball, cradled fast within your arms That this slam dunk might ring for all
Hey, would you be cool with me turning a snippet of this into a twitch sound alert? It goes hard as FUCK and I'd love to hear it blast me randomly lol, thank you for blessing us with this magnificent work of art
Ah yes, Ballingway. My favorite loporrit.
You mean Slammingway?
Don't forget Dunkingway!
@@CerberusMalt I was just about to type this but i thought someone would beat me to it! Great minds think alike!
how noone metioned Dribblingway? he made history on that match against the Zodiarks
@@CerberusMalt Don't forget Jammingway
“For those who’ve dunked. For those who can yet jam.”
FOR THOSE WE'VE DUNKED, FOR THOSE WE CAN YET SLAM!
A jam best suits a baller.
No more shall man have wings to bear him to the hoop. HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL JUMP!
🤣
Remember when I said "I want everything to slam. Including myself!". I meant it... - Jamdaniel 2021
lmao
Courts that stretched on forever. Hoops one could dunk in. The heartbeat of basketball, silent yet strong.
@@obligatorylynx308 Not sure if Meteion, or SLAMeteion..
Do not squander it. The alley oop I leave you.
I really liked the twist ending where Barkley and Jordan had a slam dunk contest at the edge of reality.
The literal chaos dunk
That and the sound of Sweet Georgia Brown...
Also featuring Godzilla.
A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES
That’s not INaccurate…
THE ‘93 FINALS FAITHFULLY RECREATED
The starting lineup overturned!
THE SLAM HAS COME AND IT WILL BE BEAUTIFULL
INSTRUMENTS OF TRAINING, TOLLING THE BUZZER OF ALL CREATION!
ALL OF THE COURT, BEND TO MY WILL!
BALLERS, BECOME FRESH!
this is truely Meteion's song of hoop
underrated comment right here
RIP the Dead Ends. Long live The Back Courts!
A test of your reflexes!
*breaks ankles*
"Will you live to see overtime?" -Zodiark
Although I gave you wings to slam the jams, I never gave you balls to dribble.
So loathe was I to bind another Baller to the court.
Jamteion takes the field.
"A b-ball. Yes. Upon your return, I will gift you a beautiful b-ball."
*Dozens of basketballs fall from the sky and crush Meteion and the WoL*
I knew it. This court still has secrets to tell. Take care, my team...
Ahh yes, my favorite part of MSQ. Slammingway performing the Chaos Dunk at the Neo Manhattan aetheryte plaza.
Was this Slam a gift or a burden?
Did this Jam give you fulfillment?
What of you...my baller?
Your ankles are MINE FOR THE TAKING!!
BALLER OF LIGHT - BEAR FORTH OUR REBOUNDS, THAT THIS DUNK NOT BE THE LAST!
I don't know about Zodiark
but Venat/Hydaelyn would 100% be a master dunker
i mean Hydealyn literally slam dunked Zodiark so hard she split the fabric of reality into 14 shards...
emet seems like the kinda guy who can always score 3 pointers while venat is the person who *could* but chooses to go for the dunk anyways
She literally has an ability that you stack to get dunked on
Hear, Feel, Ball...
there IS a loporrit named Jammingway after all
One league had discarded all things that gave rise to fouls, hoping to have only slams. They found slams lost their savor in the absence of fouls, and lost their will to jam.
THIS UNIRONICALLY GOES HARD AS FUCK
this has no right to go as hard as it does
Every Slam Jam remix goes hard. Have you HEARD slam of the north star? Shit's hellfire.
[SPOILERS, but seriously why are you here listening to this if you haven't already played Endwalker]
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Hythlodaeus : Drawing upon the hopes of your comrades, we will make for you a new path.
Emet-Selch : What form said path takes depends on you. So focus- focus and envision that which rejects the claim you cannot attain your goal!
Hythlodaeus : Ours is the wisdom to weave the fabric of reality. Ours is the power to create!
[In a flash of light, standing before the four, forms a Basketball court, ball included. Before Meteion, Emet-selch, or Hythlodaeus can process the sheer stupidity of it all, the Warrior of Light rushes forth.]
[With basketball in hand, they break Meteion's ankles in the cross-up to end all cross-ups. Saving Etheirys.]
"My pick and roll offense is inviolate." Coach Emet-Selch
The Final Jam is upon us....
Hear. Think. Slam.
Slam. Jam. Dunk.
Slammingway and Jammingway
😂🤣😂🤣
*On wings of slam you rise up through the jam HIGHEEER!!! OH HIGHEEEEER!!!!!*
Dunk Ahead!
Oh come now, it's been a gripping match. Unshakeable plays and noble dunks, sprinkled with moments of slamming to counterbalance the jamming. It's got it all.
certified moon classic
"We will ball against fate!"
"No matter the court!"
"We've played here before..."
"Many a game!"
"Thus do we dunk..."
"To never give up the ball!"
"For jam will slam again!"
Not only is this fucking amazing, but I'm literally dying reading all these hilarious comments 🤣
This is the best post-expac tradition
“Your mother dunks cabbages!”
“….wait, what?”
Follow your shot... or drive, my children, and never look back!
Now I want loporrit to be playable race so I'll fantasia, change my name to Slammingway, and play this song on loop while I'm at it.
min height viera
DESTINY
The Sea of Jam
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SLAMTON
Slammingway
Ballingway
Jammingway
Dunkingway
Hoopingway
Jumpingway
Reboundway
Assistway
Dribblingway
and the one that never gets to play
Travellingway
Travellingway is also known as Foulingway
"A Slam Of Your Jam Flexes! Mine For The Dunking!" -Zenos Ballvus
Dunkingway uses this as a warm-up jam.
Mommy would beat Zodiark in B-ball so easy.
Endsinger would demolish them like planets in a 2 on 1 considering how shes good at handling geographical spheres
@@StealthMaster5k she can handle my geographical spheres
Even before the slam, I knew it would be perfect. Was not disappointed.
The sacrifices made so that the player's character can score some hoops is unbelievable.
The Moon was a giant basketball all along...
Slammingway, Dunkingway and Ballingway, the Loporrit Trio of Slams and Jams
starring Danny Devito as Venat.
And Bill Murray as Mappingway.
A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES! [passes the ball]
There you will find the answers you seek, at the far edge of The Jam
The way this actually slaps lmaoo
th-cam.com/video/oLFr938rJK0/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=SauceyNoodle Have a listen then
"Well.. you smell like Cavaliers"
"*gasp* why would you say that?!"
Xeno's, throwing a basket ball at the WoL with all his strength: *_A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!_*
I wanna see an artwork of zodiark and hydaelyn streetballing.
Follow your Slam...or Jam, my Ballers, and never look back.
M-...
My name is Jammingway.
Metios found a single planet where civilization had attained Slam.
ALL OF EXISTANCE, BALL TO MY WILL
I really felt it when this played as I slam dunked Zenos in the event horizon.
Commenting so the algorithm recommends this to more people.
After the great Slamjustice and the who brings the jam, the Slamwalker with the help of the slammingway will bring the world to a better jam
Slam... The song of creation's end...
Dunk... The sorrow at hope's demise...
Balling... And find your way in the Game.
Follow your Jam... Or fly, my children, and never look back!
“Hydaelyn will never be balling”
Huh, I was wondering what job Jammingway filled.
Doth should find it compatible to bring thy rubbish to our court.
I hate how this actually sounds good lmao
That's traveling and you know it!
Tis' so lonely between the slams...
Dragoons would be really good dunking.
Ballas of happiness 🥰
WoL vs Zenos but its a 1v1 pick-up game
MINE FOR THE DUNKING
"It the little plays that make the game worth playing"
-Resistance Dunkagate
On wings of hope, you rise up through the court higher, oh higher
Carrying our ball, cradled fast within your arms
That this slam dunk might ring for all
Underrated comment 🤣👌
one of the many hits created by the preeminent Lopporit musician Slammingway
Not quite the slam you were expecting, but a fitting one nonetheless. Don't you think so, Hades?
slammington and jammington
Damn I didn't know I needed this in my life so badly.
No more shall man have the skills to shoot the three, Henceforth he shall drive the paint.
they gotta have a basketball emote in game ngl, I can see Magnai doing it for the ladies lmao
We have a ffxiv high school manga, but can someone please turn this into another manga crossover? Team Hydaelyn and Team Zodiark.
Omg that would be incredible 😭
Argos as the mascot and minfillia as the cheerleader
*Twerk in dynamis
Ah yes, my favorite fight in Endwalker: Charles Barkley Vs. Godzilla.
Slam of Happiness
Zodiark looks like he would play for the Monstars xD
The Big Cheese more like The Big Slam
the Big Jam.
Balls of Happiness.
Space Jam of Happiness.
Hey, would you be cool with me turning a snippet of this into a twitch sound alert? It goes hard as FUCK and I'd love to hear it blast me randomly lol, thank you for blessing us with this magnificent work of art
Hell yeah go for it
Thanks man, it’s up on soundalerts library as SLAMwalker for anyone who wants it :)
The Loporrits could never be ballin.
The Loporrits-
Slammingway, Jammingway, Dunkingway, Swishingway and Ballingway:
Petition for the dungeon theme to be replaced with this
Why the hell Slam Jam goes with everything 😂😂😂😂
Hoopingway?
Shootingway?
Jammingway?
Slamton, the best place to stay on the moon
I seriously need you to upload the link to the Chuck Loporrit photoshop PLEASE
Here you go friend: imgur.com/a/j4ZUjOR
Hoopwalker
It's about damn time!
*It's about jam time!
Dungeon boss: the big dunk
This sounds legit
Bring this back.
Could we get a no lyrics version? The original song is definitely missing that space jam beat!
Lmao! This is amazing 👏
have you every heard of Maldwalker?
I laughed way harder than I expected
Perfect
SLAMINGWAY
Slam bam welcome mam
Could stabd to be a little louder, but it has potential. Good job!