Who else feels like going back in time when watching old videos Holy shit when i get so many likes? I just noticed...ok ill check again in another few years
Jack, press "N" and you can launch a nuke. Also, the heavy knights are marginally better than the orcs as you have seen in the battle. Also on 2x speed the archers fire rate increases. Now what I mean is that outside of being sped up 2x times as fast, they fire at about 2.5x times faster than normal and absolutely shred everything
Just some tips:1. making units the same team is a good thing if you going to do more teams made of different units, 2. Just press "N", 3. You can actually modify the units yourself.And the last thing: how did you get 4 fps on 100k? Another TH-camr did 1 Million and he was getting 6 fps. Wtf dude?
8:00 Jack, if you want certain groups staying where they are, then give them the order to "Hold Position" in the battle setup menu. Also, you needed to set your archers and Footmen to the same team, so they know to not attack each other.
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guy and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Jordan Watt I think early alphas will be free. On the Steam page, it says "unlocks on April 12th", whereas it normally says "available April 12th" with the price next to it.
Mr. Spicer Oxygen Not Included said "Available XX/XX/2017", and it's very early development. And that costs money. I don't know for sure, but from my observations I think "Unlocks on X" means free early alphas. If anyone knows for sure please correct me.
Jack,whenever I get really mad or really sad or really embarrassed or frustrated or scared or stressed,you always make me happy and makes me feel like a boss,like you are,stay on TH-cam,stay on your channel,keep playing games,and making videos for me,thank you so much. That's all I've got for today if you like this comment, then punch that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS! And high fives all around WOOPSH,WOOPSH, Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
Jack if you see this the next time you play you need to press: N And if you possess someone and you press V you can also do things I hope you see this otherwise you are probably going to find out anyway
I don't understand the hate against liking your own comment. Somebody's gotta get the ball rolling, and if the information is useful to the youtuber in some way, it helps to get it out there.
I think jack likes shrek because in this video he says "You there Ogre!" and in another video he was like "don't look down don't look down..SHREK IM LOOKING DOWN lol
Jack, a game you would like is “battle for middle earth 2”, but it’s a “real time strategy” game, but I just call it a “command and conquer” game, still, it’s a cool lord of the rings game that I feel like you would like
Orc Warboss73 I am not saying that he should use mods but You get more for your money with attila. And yes If he were to Play it he would suck, it would be painfull to watch maybea but probably still a lot of fun. Warhammer is a Great game, so hyped for The sequel. And about third age, it is fun but The graphics of m2 are, altough not bad a bit outdated. Still a very epic Game(mod). I also do not think That he should do a campain (takes to long). But I do not think that he will play tw, one can only hope.
Really puts TABS to shame when this has vegetation, weather, a bigger map, more units, several teams instead of just 2 teams, day cycle, and most of all.......CAN HANDLE 1000 TIMES MORE UNITS WITH THE SAME PERFORMANCE. And tabs uses stick figures that just lunge and slap each other....still lags.....BUT THIS!....full detailed forces in huge numbers......Why would anyone ever play TABS now?
This is SO much less detailed than TABS, that is the reason it runs so smoothly. Each unit only has around 5-10 animations, while in TABS it is truly random what they do.
Thats because of Total War's Graphics are so detailed. Though this is detailed as well, Total War truly is probably the best sort of medieval game graphics wise. Regardless, this game really is fantastic game, including is Various teams that you can deploy, the number of units that can be created and the ability to possess a character in the War makes it truly amazing.
I can't believe you actually compared this to total war, total war is full turn based strategy game, and this is just two blocks of people running at each other, i'm not saying it's bad it's fucking fantastic just comparing it to total war triggered me
Malik Ben wtf are you talking about this is way better then ''Total war" you should see that this is how they really fought this is extremely realistic way more them total war so just stop just stop
I remember I created similar scenarios around 1995 with a game called "Siege", despite the name you could do field battles and it included an easy editor. There were dozens of fantasy units to choose from, like 100 Elves archers vs 2000 Orcs and such. Fun to watch. Much cruder graphics of course
JACK!!! I have a suggestion if you make another one of these is the battle of sauron You have three armies but two teams Team One 450 dwarves (or anything close to that) and 200 archers for elves and two of the weakest soldiers for Bilbo and frodo and the golden night for the dwarven king (forgot his name) and for gandalf and his army horsemen if there are any team two 800 orcs and 100 giant ogres split into fifty across the map
Computer: 10,000? No problem!
Jack: *Changes it to 50,000*
Computer: Oh sh*t!
Computer: Tell my hard drive I love it.
MLG Red Wings The Hardrive said: Computer... don't you leave me! I need you, you need me!! Please I love you!
ItzDonut-Chan Xxx. (Computer dies from lag)
Hard Drive: Dammit Computer! You had at least a million worth of gigabytes left!!
Jack next time have the golden knight lead the normal ones
Jack: are you okay computer!?
Computer: ...
Jack: are you gonna explode?!
Computer: ...
*"Conputer"*
Awwwww man
r/woosh
Sean Moran r/ihavereddit
r/woosh
Jack: *fires out Lotr and Shrek references*
Me: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well...
You don't really have to be a man of culture if you reference either of those things
What is Lotr
@@Jequetepeq I think lord of the rings
@@x-0mna-x870 well duh
@@loki4807 bro that was a year ago stfu
Jack: what’s that
Orcs: pugnsfnfultkluudougtig
Jack: who’s mother
Orcs: xhmfktjggkxjfflugdtulfi
Jack: no I don’t know her
9:58
Jack: let's put some Ogres down
Jack: GET OUT MY SWAMP!!!!
Grammar man
This is officially Shrek Simulator
he even said a shrek reference like "You there, Ogre"
MoNicks he only got one word Wrong
I came back here 5 years later and still immensly enjoyed it. Jack never loses his talent
"They're almost the exact same but opposite!" -Jacksepticeye 2017
Genericc what????
"They're almost the same, but opposite!!" - JSE, 2017.
Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator... aka trying to get up in the morning XD
StayWeird lol true
Lol, that is so true! Especially when getting up early for school!
school is boring DX
Super - Rocket League lul
StayWeird so true...
If you press N you can set off a nuke.
mailojunk ... did i do that
Why do i hear something falling dow- ooooooohhhhh
It stands for Nagasaki
mailojunk your telling jack how to set off a nuke and your logo is a nuke kind of ironic don't you think
Irony is the opposite of expected. This isn't irony. It's just amusing.
i was walking past my mum holding my laptop and she was like 'wow that man sounds really angry' because jack is so loud and i pissed myself laughing
Phan Trash u laughed at that? U r weird
Stop bullying him
Haha imagine angry jack that would be ear rape
Phan Trash Sounds like you are dumb. Probably a kid.
TheWitchking123 why are you calling kids idiots you’re the stupidest person who lived
Who else feels like going back in time when watching old videos
Holy shit when i get so many likes?
I just noticed...ok ill check again in another few years
yeah i guess...
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jack you should play total war: war hammer, 4 years later this is my most liked comment ever thanks guys !!
Darth Wodke YYYYYEEEEESSSSSS
Darth Wodke he should but he won't since the majority of his audience are kids who won't be interested
total war is for all ages just don't get the blood dlc and BOOOM!!
Darth Wodke I just mean most kids don't care about tactics or strategy and are more interested in the action
that would be kinda awesome
Jack you have to play this game more it's awesome
Jack, press "N" and you can launch a nuke. Also, the heavy knights are marginally better than the orcs as you have seen in the battle. Also on 2x speed the archers fire rate increases. Now what I mean is that outside of being sped up 2x times as fast, they fire at about 2.5x times faster than normal and absolutely shred everything
5:37 "we almost died on that hill"
-Archer 2017
Just some tips:1. making units the same team is a good thing if you going to do more teams made of different units, 2. Just press "N", 3. You can actually modify the units yourself.And the last thing: how did you get 4 fps on 100k? Another TH-camr did 1 Million and he was getting 6 fps. Wtf dude?
lmao and his PC is supposed to be good....
E Marci Just press "N" 😂
Average Joe You're saying his computer is crap?
A computer can only do so much , just be happy he actually uploaded something than nothing.
Joshua Ortiz Thank you for being reasonable.
This game looks fucking sick!!
A.J. St. I KNOW RIGHT!!!
A.J. St. 🤢
A.J. St. Is it free?
A.J.
Yeah!!!
Please do something like 10k archers vs 1000 Orcs!
Numbers would just crush them.
rayrod ii
DillonSolos ™ I know, but it would look awsome!
OUR ARROWS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!!!
Killteam65 Gaming blot
Humans: "You will defeat us with four Trolls?"
Trolls: "We would defeat you with one Troll."
put that whole army into my shredder
cool shredder my friend :D
How about your coffee bean grinder? 😆
ScienceTwist why doesnt he make custom characters?
ScienceTwist fuck you
I SAW YOU ON A GUAVA JUICE VIDEO, NOW YOU'RE ON A JACKSEPTICEYE VIDEO.
Please play more of this please I'm begging I love these type of games sooooo much
this does put TABS to massive shame
Killer101 True, but TABS, I think, was made for humor.
True dawn lamb
FUCK YOU TABS IS DA MAN
Joshua Zhang TABS is out a shame for 1/3 but for the rest tabs is a other game then all the others and stil has da spotlight
well, TABS and UEBS are not the same category, really. it's like comparing pokemon and Minecraft and saying one is the better MOBA
Computer: 10 000? Easy
Jack: **changes to 50 000**
Computer: **pulls gun to head**
Lmao
This is a LOT of material for a .1 alpha, I'm VERY impressed!
8:00 Jack, if you want certain groups staying where they are, then give them the order to "Hold Position" in the battle setup menu.
Also, you needed to set your archers and Footmen to the same team, so they know to not attack each other.
@ dude....5 years ago
"You there! Ogre!"
*Dan's Shrek pops up*
9:58 Jack: What's that?!
Orcs: *Random noises*
Jack: Who's mother?!
Orcs: *Random noises*
Jack: No, don't know her.
Damn, five years ago. So much has changed! So nostalgic!
Hey jack thank you for making me smile everyday you always make me feel nice keep up all the work you are awesome
OMG 15million subs! Last time I checked you had 11million :D good job man!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
you've been away for quite a long time
Welcome back, I guess!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? JACK IS MOVING DUDE
Robight iffuududuisiiiopp ddd9o99ow920owa9mqqllallsl jqqgwgwhsjwhwkejdjyl51l4owekekwkekrkrjr8.2lppqpapap001p1pq
me too good to be back ey =D
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guy and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Ugh, still 3 days away until the Steam alpha comes out. I want to play so badly right now. D:
Mr. Waffles will it be free or do you have to pay
Jordan Watt I think early alphas will be free. On the Steam page, it says "unlocks on April 12th", whereas it normally says "available April 12th" with the price next to it.
+Mr. Waffles Usually available in Steam means a "full game" or am I just wrong?
Mr. Spicer Oxygen Not Included said "Available XX/XX/2017", and it's very early development. And that costs money. I don't know for sure, but from my observations I think "Unlocks on X" means free early alphas. If anyone knows for sure please correct me.
Mr. Waffles unfortunately it may cost money. The purchase OR free download will unlock in 3 days
It sucks, I want this free ;~;
BEST GAME EVER !!! NICE VIDEO JACKSPEDICEY !!!!
Nightmare X11 far from the best game
Waleed Chouchane Still i did like it
Nightmare X11 I did too
Definitely not the best game
olha alguem portugues xD
Today is my Birthday, and Im spending time with you Jack, you are just too awesome..
ValkSiePoo happy birthday
It's not your birthday. Kids these generations just want attention.
Thanks Man!!!
Georgebad you never know if they are kids..
happy birthday!
Jack,whenever I get really mad or really sad or really embarrassed or frustrated or scared or stressed,you always make me happy and makes me feel like a boss,like you are,stay on TH-cam,stay on your channel,keep playing games,and making videos for me,thank you so much. That's all I've got for today if you like this comment, then punch that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS! And high fives all around WOOPSH,WOOPSH, Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
they need to add jackie chan and jack sparrow
Captain* Jack Sparrow ;))
themarshmallow man I be
themarshmallow man eww cowboys packers are better
kristen smith OH HELL NO
add bruce lee is what they need, gotta kill that chuck know what im sayin lol
10:49 let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor floor let the bodies hit the floor LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLLOOOOOORRRR!
i wish they added dragons or dinosaurs or even justanmaos lke lions tigers and bears
yeah or 1 dragon vs 10 pteridactual
Ginger Ninja WTH is a pteridactual?
Marc Villegas how old are you
all i gota say is...lions? tiger? bears?! OH MY(im sorry... i had to...)
yeah sorry
Jack: if only we could make our own 300 battle
Me:YOU CAN
_chop_ of the mornin to ya laddies
and Peggy I
and Peggy) well that is NOT what he's saying, to all new subs
TheHumanRedMonkey no shit
Jack if you see this the next time you play you need to press: N
And if you possess someone and you press V you can also do things
I hope you see this otherwise you are probably going to find out anyway
And in case you were asking it yourself
Yes I liked my own comment and yes I responded to my own comment
I don't understand the hate against liking your own comment. Somebody's gotta get the ball rolling, and if the information is useful to the youtuber in some way, it helps to get it out there.
Rias Gremory back demon Christ repeals u
You should start a battle and posses a solider and try to survive the entire battle
mmorris12 Runs away**
Good luck with that.
duncachino ahimiha yup
13:00 Started listening to Slayer at this point. Biggest wall of death I've seen in a while \m/
This looks so cool! So hyped for the full version of the game to come out! ;D
14:40 thats only 50000. jacks subscribers are 150x that... Wow
Now it's way more
You are smart
BenTheDominator 22 million?
k thats a bit mad
“Tabs on steroids”😂
No tabs is uebs on steroids
@@tree8708 no tabs is the steroids
I think jack likes shrek because in this video he says
"You there Ogre!" and in another video he was like
"don't look down don't look down..SHREK IM LOOKING DOWN lol
love this game.
Looks so cool and fun. Love you jack
In the Christmas version they had Santas VS Penguins!!!
3:21 they have the look of steely determination, they're like "get Shrekt homies!"
Jack, a game you would like is “battle for middle earth 2”, but it’s a “real time strategy” game, but I just call it a “command and conquer” game, still, it’s a cool lord of the rings game that I feel like you would like
I was Really loooking foward for this game its sooooooo goooood
legend has it the battle is still ongoing till this day
At 16:54 the blue side kinda resembles trump and the red side a gorilla anyone else see that?
40's Gaming whoa weird
Day7485 *Guerilla Warfare
Trump is Harambe confirmed
40's Gaming
Well the gorilla
But
Eh...?
lol so lol
Love seeing Jack do 20,000 vs 20,000 when I can't even do 2,000 vs 2,000 without my computer being approximately 5000 degrees Celsius
Who is here in 2022 waiting for him to play the second game and be even more impressed
9:58 What’s that?!
13:20 to be continued😂
Fantabulous Facts Lol
jack you have to change the team to make them not attack each other. ex: team 1 wont attack someone in team 1. usually it works like that
You explained it better than i could. Thanks! You rock!
Jack YOU ARE SOO ENTERTAINING, DUDE... Im in love with ur channel for 3 years, thankiesss
The game is AWESOME and did you know you can have armies of things like chickens and tortoises
pat fitzsimons Jack needs to see this comment!
7:37
Jack is making a cool little prologue and then gets interrupted by this
“What was that?” *orc noises* “Whose Mother?” *more orc noises* “Nah I don’t know her.”
I couldn’t stop laughing
you know whats weird i think this is the only channel ive never EVER seen ANY clickbait out of
Pewds should play this game with his monster ass computer
NightmareShopper Jack's computer's a bloody monster too
idk what exactly pewds has though
Pewds just got a new one ITS A BEAST
pewds new one has two titan x pascals in it
2 Titan X Pascals, an i7 6900k and 32GB of RAM
NightmareShopper this game can handle it watch lazerbeam
They need to add Jacksepticeye
Tg Reaction his attack should be shouting "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!!"
Tg Reaction its jackspedicy
good idea
That would be cool if they will do that
Zecooleriron_PvP *Jackspedicy2
I'm waiting for Jack to discover a game like Total War. It's going to blow his mind.
CaptainBagPuss yeah I rally hope that he plays it.
Orc Warboss73 Warhammer is good but but attila has the best overhaul mods,
I reckon he would love the Third Age mod for Medieval II Total War. It even has a Helm's Deep map. It's awesome!
Orc Warboss73 I am not saying that he should use mods but You get more for your money with attila. And yes If he were to Play it he would suck, it would be painfull to watch maybea but probably still a lot of fun. Warhammer is a Great game, so hyped for The sequel. And about third age, it is fun but The graphics of m2 are, altough not bad a bit outdated. Still a very epic Game(mod).
I also do not think That he should do a campain (takes to long). But I do not think that he will play tw, one can only hope.
Jack has played shogun 2 he mentioned in a video a while ago
16:26 Jack: War is hell. Me: *Has flashbacks of Valient Hearts The Great War*
Anyone else noticed the white flicker at 9:48 on the bottom left corner
Elijah Rivera yes
It's also around 7:29
Creepy...
It's anti
Elijah Rivera d
Make an automatic catapult in the customized soldiers
soo jack has never played total war
Orc Warboss73 well if he likes this game then he would love total war warhamer or any other total war game
i mainly play rome total war
I was thinking the same thing
Oisin Mullarkey Such a good game.
THE BeAsT Quit Tolkien about LOTR (hAHAHA)
Aaaghhh.. I love the smell of Nostalgia Jacksepticye!
Jack pres the team button to make them a team and work together
And thay must be the same team like team 2 and team 2
when he narrated '7am ....' its 7.21 am here😂
BraveLite526 Philippines :v
BraveLite526 7:42 now
BraveLite526 it's 8:40 im late :(
1:22 AM
1:50 am
Call this game UEBS (pronounced *Yoobs*) just like people called Totally Accurate Battle Simulator TABS
Fun drinking game for this series:
Take a shot every time Jack mentions Helm's Deep.
at 7:26 did anyone else see a random letter O?
I saw it again at 9:48 . Must be the game. weird
yoyo jr yeh
yoyo jr seans planing something again
what letter?
Ethos Ganteng O
Jack I think you can put DIFFERENT UNITS onto the SAME TEAM. You shoud try thay next episode of this👌
That*
Jack you are my hero you mean the world to me keep making me laugh Jack keep on making your great videos.
I love his gravelly narrations. Would listen to him read the script fjr sone kind of fantasy documentary or something like that
Jack should be a narrator XD
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Really puts TABS to shame when this has vegetation, weather, a bigger map, more units, several teams instead of just 2 teams, day cycle, and most of all.......CAN HANDLE 1000 TIMES MORE UNITS WITH THE SAME PERFORMANCE. And tabs uses stick figures that just lunge and slap each other....still lags.....BUT THIS!....full detailed forces in huge numbers......Why would anyone ever play TABS now?
hilarious physics
This is SO much less detailed than TABS, that is the reason it runs so smoothly. Each unit only has around 5-10 animations, while in TABS it is truly random what they do.
Because TABS is funny. And I don't think this game has a giant man in a trench coat that spawns smaller men in trench coats that spawn chickens.
Funny physics, ridiculous units, and people shitting chickens.
Scott Seagrave I dont think this game has Donald J. Trump to fight against Hilary Clinton
This has made me want to go and watch "300" again 😂
I mean…. I don't mind watching that all day…. Its kinda satisfying.
Is it just me or the Blue side in 16:49 almost has the shape of side ways donald trump LoL🙏😂
*Illuminati confirmed.*
dun Dun DUN!
reminds me of total war
Ikr
Except better, because even total war doesn't usually have these numbers run so smoothly. Mostly due to more animations and the like.
Thats because of Total War's Graphics are so detailed. Though this is detailed as well, Total War truly is probably the best sort of medieval game graphics wise. Regardless, this game really is fantastic game, including is Various teams that you can deploy, the number of units that can be created and the ability to possess a character in the War makes it truly amazing.
I can't believe you actually compared this to total war, total war is full turn based strategy game, and this is just two blocks of people running at each other, i'm not saying it's bad it's fucking fantastic just comparing it to total war triggered me
Malik Ben wtf are you talking about this is way better then ''Total war" you should see that this is how they really fought this is extremely realistic way more them total war so just stop just stop
you can put up to 500,000 guys in without it acting bad
depends on computer
monkeygaming 17 what about a gtx970 and 16gb ram?
Your graphics are good but you might have to go with the newest ram settings. Maybe a 18 or 32 if ou want it really smooth.
If you want you could buy the G.SKILL TridentZ Series it has a 32g ram but for a cost.
You need a better CPU more than anything else
Jack when you said it is 7.00am on a cold winters morning it actually WAS!
12:40 UEBS: the PowerPoint Slideshow!
ÒOORC MELORK UULRK EURLK is my homeboy!
My homie is uúl iktë dōtz tàńł
Jack.....u don't judge a man,orc,or chunk Norris(supposed to be spelled wrong) by their height...u judge them by alll dem chickens (next episode)XD
I remember I created similar scenarios around 1995 with a game called "Siege", despite the name you could do field battles and it included an easy editor. There were dozens of fantasy units to choose from, like 100 Elves archers vs 2000 Orcs and such. Fun to watch. Much cruder graphics of course
This looks like Total War XD
JACK!!! I have a suggestion if you make another one of these is the battle of sauron
You have three armies but two teams
Team One 450 dwarves (or anything close to that) and 200 archers for elves and two of the weakest soldiers for Bilbo and frodo and the golden night for the dwarven king (forgot his name) and for gandalf and his army horsemen if there are any
team two
800 orcs and 100 giant ogres split into fifty across the map
It sounded like he said " Urine category ". 😂😂
To let you know On this map in this game in the tower theirs a halfduck/ half human sitting on a toliet making noises while talking.
ONE PPUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*zooms whole way out*
"I CANT FUCKIN SEE"
shut up jack ass
BEEB BEEB IM A SHEEP!
AntSu200 "DONT JUMP!!"
*whips out camera*
"OK NOW JUMP!!!
I like trains.
AntSu200 is
AntSu200 YESSSSS
KZkaizer Jump
"THIS is TABS on _steroids._" -Jack 2017