100,000 SOLDIER BATTLE | Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator #1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 เม.ย. 2017
- Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator lets you create HUGE armies to fight each other! Let's have some fun with it!
TABS ► • WAR IS HELL | Totally ...
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Outro animation created by Cranbersher:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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Computer: 10,000? No problem!
Jack: *Changes it to 50,000*
Computer: Oh sh*t!
Computer: Tell my hard drive I love it.
MLG Red Wings The Hardrive said: Computer... don't you leave me! I need you, you need me!! Please I love you!
ItzDonut-Chan Xxx. (Computer dies from lag)
Hard Drive: Dammit Computer! You had at least a million worth of gigabytes left!!
Jack next time have the golden knight lead the normal ones
Jack: are you okay computer!?
Computer: ...
Jack: are you gonna explode?!
Computer: ...
*"Conputer"*
Awwwww man
r/woosh
Sean Moran r/ihavereddit
r/woosh
Jack: *fires out Lotr and Shrek references*
Me: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well...
You don't really have to be a man of culture if you reference either of those things
@@harryphillips474 yes you do
What is Lotr
@@Jequetepeq I think lord of the rings
@@x-0mna-x870 well duh
Jack: let's put some Ogres down
Jack: GET OUT MY SWAMP!!!!
Grammar man
This is officially Shrek Simulator
he even said a shrek reference like "You there, Ogre"
MoNicks he only got one word Wrong
Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator... aka trying to get up in the morning XD
StayWeird lol true
Lol, that is so true! Especially when getting up early for school!
school is boring DX
Super - Rocket League lul
StayWeird so true...
jack you should play total war: war hammer, 4 years later this is my most liked comment ever thanks guys !!
Darth Wodke YYYYYEEEEESSSSSS
Darth Wodke he should but he won't since the majority of his audience are kids who won't be interested
total war is for all ages just don't get the blood dlc and BOOOM!!
Darth Wodke I just mean most kids don't care about tactics or strategy and are more interested in the action
that would be kinda awesome
Jack: what’s that
Orcs: pugnsfnfultkluudougtig
Jack: who’s mother
Orcs: xhmfktjggkxjfflugdtulfi
Jack: no I don’t know her
9:58
"They're almost the exact same but opposite!" -Jacksepticeye 2017
Genericc what????
If you press N you can set off a nuke.
mailojunk ... did i do that
Why do i hear something falling dow- ooooooohhhhh
It stands for Nagasaki
mailojunk your telling jack how to set off a nuke and your logo is a nuke kind of ironic don't you think
Irony is the opposite of expected. This isn't irony. It's just amusing.
This game looks fucking sick!!
A.J. St. I KNOW RIGHT!!!
A.J. St. 🤢
A.J. St. Is it free?
A.J.
Yeah!!!
I came back here 5 years later and still immensly enjoyed it. Jack never loses his talent
"They're almost the same, but opposite!!" - JSE, 2017.
Please do something like 10k archers vs 1000 Orcs!
Numbers would just crush them.
rayrod ii
DillonSolos ™ I know, but it would look awsome!
OUR ARROWS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!!!
Killteam65 Gaming blot
i was walking past my mum holding my laptop and she was like 'wow that man sounds really angry' because jack is so loud and i pissed myself laughing
Phan Trash u laughed at that? U r weird
Stop bullying him
Haha imagine angry jack that would be ear rape
Phan Trash Sounds like you are dumb. Probably a kid.
TheWitchking123 why are you calling kids idiots you’re the stupidest person who lived
Who else feels like going back in time when watching old videos
Holy shit when i get so many likes?
I just noticed...ok ill check again in another few years
yeah i guess...
Me
Me
Me
Me
5:37 "we almost died on that hill"
-Archer 2017
Just some tips:1. making units the same team is a good thing if you going to do more teams made of different units, 2. Just press "N", 3. You can actually modify the units yourself.And the last thing: how did you get 4 fps on 100k? Another TH-camr did 1 Million and he was getting 6 fps. Wtf dude?
lmao and his PC is supposed to be good....
E Marci Just press "N" 😂
Average Joe You're saying his computer is crap?
A computer can only do so much , just be happy he actually uploaded something than nothing.
Joshua Ortiz Thank you for being reasonable.
Jack you have to play this game more it's awesome
“Tabs on steroids”😂
No tabs is uebs on steroids
@@tree8708 no tabs is the steroids
"You there! Ogre!"
*Dan's Shrek pops up*
Please play more of this please I'm begging I love these type of games sooooo much
Computer: 10 000? Easy
Jack: **changes to 50 000**
Computer: **pulls gun to head**
Lmao
Humans: "You will defeat us with four Trolls?"
Trolls: "We would defeat you with one Troll."
Jack: if only we could make our own 300 battle
Me:YOU CAN
Jack if you see this the next time you play you need to press: N
And if you possess someone and you press V you can also do things
I hope you see this otherwise you are probably going to find out anyway
And in case you were asking it yourself
Yes I liked my own comment and yes I responded to my own comment
I don't understand the hate against liking your own comment. Somebody's gotta get the ball rolling, and if the information is useful to the youtuber in some way, it helps to get it out there.
Rias Gremory back demon Christ repeals u
at 7:26 did anyone else see a random letter O?
I saw it again at 9:48 . Must be the game. weird
yoyo jr yeh
yoyo jr seans planing something again
what letter?
Ethos Ganteng O
Who is here in 2022 waiting for him to play the second game and be even more impressed
9:58 What’s that?!
Damn, five years ago. So much has changed! So nostalgic!
In the Christmas version they had Santas VS Penguins!!!
i wish they added dragons or dinosaurs or even justanmaos lke lions tigers and bears
yeah or 1 dragon vs 10 pteridactual
Ginger Ninja WTH is a pteridactual?
Marc Villegas how old are you
all i gota say is...lions? tiger? bears?! OH MY(im sorry... i had to...)
yeah sorry
I think jack likes shrek because in this video he says
"You there Ogre!" and in another video he was like
"don't look down don't look down..SHREK IM LOOKING DOWN lol
you know whats weird i think this is the only channel ive never EVER seen ANY clickbait out of
Jack, press "N" and you can launch a nuke. Also, the heavy knights are marginally better than the orcs as you have seen in the battle. Also on 2x speed the archers fire rate increases. Now what I mean is that outside of being sped up 2x times as fast, they fire at about 2.5x times faster than normal and absolutely shred everything
this does put TABS to massive shame
Killer101 True, but TABS, I think, was made for humor.
True dawn lamb
FUCK YOU TABS IS DA MAN
Joshua Zhang TABS is out a shame for 1/3 but for the rest tabs is a other game then all the others and stil has da spotlight
well, TABS and UEBS are not the same category, really. it's like comparing pokemon and Minecraft and saying one is the better MOBA
3:21 they have the look of steely determination, they're like "get Shrekt homies!"
13:00 Started listening to Slayer at this point. Biggest wall of death I've seen in a while \m/
Jack pres the team button to make them a team and work together
And thay must be the same team like team 2 and team 2
they need to add jackie chan and jack sparrow
Captain* Jack Sparrow ;))
themarshmallow man I be
themarshmallow man eww cowboys packers are better
kristen smith OH HELL NO
add bruce lee is what they need, gotta kill that chuck know what im sayin lol
Excellent, I love a bit of casual death now and then!
Jack YOU ARE SOO ENTERTAINING, DUDE... Im in love with ur channel for 3 years, thankiesss
14:40 thats only 50000. jacks subscribers are 150x that... Wow
Now it's way more
You are smart
BenTheDominator 22 million?
k thats a bit mad
Ugh, still 3 days away until the Steam alpha comes out. I want to play so badly right now. D:
Mr. Waffles will it be free or do you have to pay
Jordan Watt I think early alphas will be free. On the Steam page, it says "unlocks on April 12th", whereas it normally says "available April 12th" with the price next to it.
+Mr. Waffles Usually available in Steam means a "full game" or am I just wrong?
Mr. Spicer Oxygen Not Included said "Available XX/XX/2017", and it's very early development. And that costs money. I don't know for sure, but from my observations I think "Unlocks on X" means free early alphas. If anyone knows for sure please correct me.
Mr. Waffles unfortunately it may cost money. The purchase OR free download will unlock in 3 days
It sucks, I want this free ;~;
Love seeing Jack do 20,000 vs 20,000 when I can't even do 2,000 vs 2,000 without my computer being approximately 5000 degrees Celsius
at 8:30 with captions it said jack was trying to imitate a mating seal. lmao
_chop_ of the mornin to ya laddies
and Peggy I
and Peggy) well that is NOT what he's saying, to all new subs
TheHumanRedMonkey no shit
put that whole army into my shredder
cool shredder my friend :D
How about your coffee bean grinder? 😆
ScienceTwist why doesnt he make custom characters?
ScienceTwist fuck you
I SAW YOU ON A GUAVA JUICE VIDEO, NOW YOU'RE ON A JACKSEPTICEYE VIDEO.
“What was that?” *orc noises* “Whose Mother?” *more orc noises* “Nah I don’t know her.”
I couldn’t stop laughing
Jack,whenever I get really mad or really sad or really embarrassed or frustrated or scared or stressed,you always make me happy and makes me feel like a boss,like you are,stay on TH-cam,stay on your channel,keep playing games,and making videos for me,thank you so much. That's all I've got for today if you like this comment, then punch that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS! And high fives all around WOOPSH,WOOPSH, Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
Make an automatic catapult in the customized soldiers
You should start a battle and posses a solider and try to survive the entire battle
mmorris12 Runs away**
Good luck with that.
duncachino ahimiha yup
This has made me want to go and watch "300" again 😂
Jack when you said it is 7.00am on a cold winters morning it actually WAS!
This was awesome, could we please have another video? This doesn't have to be like a 'let's play' but this seems really cool and hilarious to watch you play it! 🤣
13:20 to be continued😂
Fantabulous Facts Lol
I love his gravelly narrations. Would listen to him read the script fjr sone kind of fantasy documentary or something like that
i love your skate 3 vids! keep em up! high fives all around!!
Hi I love you
This looks so cool! So hyped for the full version of the game to come out! ;D
Jack you are my hero you mean the world to me keep making me laugh Jack keep on making your great videos.
I had been blasting music in the shower right before I played this and forgot it was on full volume. It’s almost Midnight and I’m not supposed to be awake.
I was Really loooking foward for this game its sooooooo goooood
Jack would be an amazing narrator for a game.
WHO AGREE'S?
Ahmed Aslam allahu akbar
Me!!!
Algørithm his real name is shown
well he's already a voice in bendy and the ink machine chapter 3
(Nodding)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guy and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
8:00 Jack, if you want certain groups staying where they are, then give them the order to "Hold Position" in the battle setup menu.
Also, you needed to set your archers and Footmen to the same team, so they know to not attack each other.
@_mf.lr_ dude....5 years ago
This is a LOT of material for a .1 alpha, I'm VERY impressed!
soo jack has never played total war
Orc Warboss73 well if he likes this game then he would love total war warhamer or any other total war game
i mainly play rome total war
I was thinking the same thing
Oisin Mullarkey Such a good game.
THE BeAsT Quit Tolkien about LOTR (hAHAHA)
16:26 Jack: War is hell. Me: *Has flashbacks of Valient Hearts The Great War*
I think this is the first jack video I ever watched
love this game.
Looks so cool and fun. Love you jack
Jack: Its 7:00 AM (@ 2:29)
Me: 7:00 Am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs, Gotta Have My Bowl, Gotta Have Cereal.... ITS FRIDAYYYYYYYYYY
I nearly shat myself when the video started with you yelling
Jack.....u don't judge a man,orc,or chunk Norris(supposed to be spelled wrong) by their height...u judge them by alll dem chickens (next episode)XD
10:49 let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor floor let the bodies hit the floor LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLLOOOOOORRRR!
Hey jack thank you for making me smile everyday you always make me feel nice keep up all the work you are awesome
Aaaghhh.. I love the smell of Nostalgia Jacksepticye!
UEBS sounds good Jack. Love this channel!
Anyone else noticed the white flicker at 9:48 on the bottom left corner
Elijah Rivera yes
It's also around 7:29
Creepy...
It's anti
Elijah Rivera d
reminds me of total war
Ikr
Except better, because even total war doesn't usually have these numbers run so smoothly. Mostly due to more animations and the like.
Thats because of Total War's Graphics are so detailed. Though this is detailed as well, Total War truly is probably the best sort of medieval game graphics wise. Regardless, this game really is fantastic game, including is Various teams that you can deploy, the number of units that can be created and the ability to possess a character in the War makes it truly amazing.
I can't believe you actually compared this to total war, total war is full turn based strategy game, and this is just two blocks of people running at each other, i'm not saying it's bad it's fucking fantastic just comparing it to total war triggered me
Malik Ben wtf are you talking about this is way better then ''Total war" you should see that this is how they really fought this is extremely realistic way more them total war so just stop just stop
"THIS is TABS on _steroids._" -Jack 2017
I love watching Vids of Jacksepticeye in the Morning.
11:00:
Jacksepticeye: What are you a man or a mouse?!
(Camera changes to view Horse.)
Call this game UEBS (pronounced *Yoobs*) just like people called Totally Accurate Battle Simulator TABS
I remember I created similar scenarios around 1995 with a game called "Siege", despite the name you could do field battles and it included an easy editor. There were dozens of fantasy units to choose from, like 100 Elves archers vs 2000 Orcs and such. Fun to watch. Much cruder graphics of course
this is my first video that i saw jacksepticeye, glad i found him
Really puts TABS to shame when this has vegetation, weather, a bigger map, more units, several teams instead of just 2 teams, day cycle, and most of all.......CAN HANDLE 1000 TIMES MORE UNITS WITH THE SAME PERFORMANCE. And tabs uses stick figures that just lunge and slap each other....still lags.....BUT THIS!....full detailed forces in huge numbers......Why would anyone ever play TABS now?
hilarious physics
This is SO much less detailed than TABS, that is the reason it runs so smoothly. Each unit only has around 5-10 animations, while in TABS it is truly random what they do.
Because TABS is funny. And I don't think this game has a giant man in a trench coat that spawns smaller men in trench coats that spawn chickens.
Funny physics, ridiculous units, and people shitting chickens.
Scott Seagrave I dont think this game has Donald J. Trump to fight against Hilary Clinton
ONE PPUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I mean…. I don't mind watching that all day…. Its kinda satisfying.
Makes me wonder if Jack plays Total war, that would be so up his alley if he enjoys this.
"Tabs on steroids"
You wanna know what else is on steroids
Me
BEEB BEEB IM A SHEEP!
AntSu200 "DONT JUMP!!"
*whips out camera*
"OK NOW JUMP!!!
I like trains.
AntSu200 is
AntSu200 YESSSSS
KZkaizer Jump
7:37
Jack is making a cool little prologue and then gets interrupted by this
You can tell Jacks been watching too much Lord of the Rings, with all the references
Today is my Birthday, and Im spending time with you Jack, you are just too awesome..
ValkSiePoo happy birthday
It's not your birthday. Kids these generations just want attention.
Thanks Man!!!
Georgebad you never know if they are kids..
happy birthday!
OMG 15million subs! Last time I checked you had 11million :D good job man!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
you've been away for quite a long time
Welcome back, I guess!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? JACK IS MOVING DUDE
Robight iffuududuisiiiopp ddd9o99ow920owa9mqqllallsl jqqgwgwhsjwhwkejdjyl51l4owekekwkekrkrjr8.2lppqpapap001p1pq
me too good to be back ey =D
0:15 this is T.A.B.S on steroids 😂
This is fun to watch!
How big is this game 100 Terrabytes ?
The game's not nearly that big, you likely need a decent amount of ram ti run it though minimum of 8gb for certain, maybe even 16?
Deni B. Ummmmmmmmmmmmm hard drives aren't even that big
Lena Tracer Oxton Well I think a few are but they are VERY expensive.
It's about 4GB
Deni B. Did you check the creators TH-cam xD lol
the dead bodies can actually form whole pile of dead body mountains in this game.
they just stack up
9:58 Jack: What's that?!
Orcs: *Random noises*
Jack: Who's mother?!
Orcs: *Random noises*
Jack: No, don't know her.
Fun drinking game for this series:
Take a shot every time Jack mentions Helm's Deep.