100,000 SOLDIER BATTLE | Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator #1

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  • @sizcorsaxx
    @sizcorsaxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    Computer: 10,000? No problem!
    Jack: *Changes it to 50,000*
    Computer: Oh sh*t!

    • @RoobySwirl
      @RoobySwirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Computer: Tell my hard drive I love it.

    • @bxy_939
      @bxy_939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MLG Red Wings The Hardrive said: Computer... don't you leave me! I need you, you need me!! Please I love you!

    • @polarnightu
      @polarnightu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ItzDonut-Chan Xxx. (Computer dies from lag)

    • @RoobySwirl
      @RoobySwirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hard Drive: Dammit Computer! You had at least a million worth of gigabytes left!!

    • @_thundermonkey_1580
      @_thundermonkey_1580 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack next time have the golden knight lead the normal ones

  • @IamSome1
    @IamSome1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Jack: are you okay computer!?
    Computer: ...
    Jack: are you gonna explode?!
    Computer: ...

  • @bananamuffins582
    @bananamuffins582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Jack: *fires out Lotr and Shrek references*
    Me: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well...

    • @harryphillips474
      @harryphillips474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You don't really have to be a man of culture if you reference either of those things

    • @Jequetepeq
      @Jequetepeq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is Lotr

    • @x-0mna-x870
      @x-0mna-x870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jequetepeq I think lord of the rings

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@x-0mna-x870 well duh

    • @x-0mna-x870
      @x-0mna-x870 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loki4807 bro that was a year ago stfu

  • @Th_nly_nb
    @Th_nly_nb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Jack: what’s that
    Orcs: pugnsfnfultkluudougtig
    Jack: who’s mother
    Orcs: xhmfktjggkxjfflugdtulfi
    Jack: no I don’t know her

  • @waysfordays6895
    @waysfordays6895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Jack: let's put some Ogres down
    Jack: GET OUT MY SWAMP!!!!

    • @gugachaders
      @gugachaders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grammar man

    • @Wizard_Cat
      @Wizard_Cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is officially Shrek Simulator

    • @foxysfmtheironfox7525
      @foxysfmtheironfox7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he even said a shrek reference like "You there, Ogre"

    • @sipapi1131
      @sipapi1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MoNicks he only got one word Wrong

  • @vinasaile9920
    @vinasaile9920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I came back here 5 years later and still immensly enjoyed it. Jack never loses his talent

  • @TheFlowey27
    @TheFlowey27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "They're almost the exact same but opposite!" -Jacksepticeye 2017

    • @sipapi1131
      @sipapi1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genericc what????

  • @AndreB23
    @AndreB23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "They're almost the same, but opposite!!" - JSE, 2017.

  • @isamcardona8958
    @isamcardona8958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2304

    Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator... aka trying to get up in the morning XD

    • @ashwinkrishnan4435
      @ashwinkrishnan4435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      StayWeird lol true

    • @SajuGraphics
      @SajuGraphics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol, that is so true! Especially when getting up early for school!

    • @TheArcadeMonk
      @TheArcadeMonk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      school is boring DX

    • @ollepetersson130
      @ollepetersson130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Super - Rocket League lul

    • @ragemachine3329
      @ragemachine3329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      StayWeird so true...

  • @mailojunk
    @mailojunk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    If you press N you can set off a nuke.

    • @biku6126
      @biku6126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      mailojunk ... did i do that

    • @milan_patay1944
      @milan_patay1944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why do i hear something falling dow- ooooooohhhhh

    • @jorbz4903
      @jorbz4903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It stands for Nagasaki

    • @sweetgapeach1974
      @sweetgapeach1974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      mailojunk your telling jack how to set off a nuke and your logo is a nuke kind of ironic don't you think

    • @owensibinga5593
      @owensibinga5593 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Irony is the opposite of expected. This isn't irony. It's just amusing.

  • @phantrash2938
    @phantrash2938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    i was walking past my mum holding my laptop and she was like 'wow that man sounds really angry' because jack is so loud and i pissed myself laughing

    • @kinghabibi7692
      @kinghabibi7692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Phan Trash u laughed at that? U r weird

    • @kris_brion
      @kris_brion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stop bullying him

    • @k_az.u9188
      @k_az.u9188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha imagine angry jack that would be ear rape

    • @TheWitchking123
      @TheWitchking123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phan Trash Sounds like you are dumb. Probably a kid.

    • @YetiInhaler
      @YetiInhaler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheWitchking123 why are you calling kids idiots you’re the stupidest person who lived

  • @sirgrimreaper6987
    @sirgrimreaper6987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Who else feels like going back in time when watching old videos
    Holy shit when i get so many likes?
    I just noticed...ok ill check again in another few years

  • @carefulgorgi5309
    @carefulgorgi5309 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    jack you should play total war: war hammer, 4 years later this is my most liked comment ever thanks guys !!

    • @pixeltreason2968
      @pixeltreason2968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darth Wodke YYYYYEEEEESSSSSS

    • @s7robin105
      @s7robin105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Darth Wodke he should but he won't since the majority of his audience are kids who won't be interested

    • @carefulgorgi5309
      @carefulgorgi5309 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      total war is for all ages just don't get the blood dlc and BOOOM!!

    • @s7robin105
      @s7robin105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Darth Wodke I just mean most kids don't care about tactics or strategy and are more interested in the action

    • @immasword
      @immasword 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that would be kinda awesome

  • @ejqk6657
    @ejqk6657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jack you have to play this game more it's awesome

  • @wizardofaus7013
    @wizardofaus7013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jack, press "N" and you can launch a nuke. Also, the heavy knights are marginally better than the orcs as you have seen in the battle. Also on 2x speed the archers fire rate increases. Now what I mean is that outside of being sped up 2x times as fast, they fire at about 2.5x times faster than normal and absolutely shred everything

  • @MichaelVideoMaker1028
    @MichaelVideoMaker1028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    5:37 "we almost died on that hill"
    -Archer 2017

  • @emarci6009
    @emarci6009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Just some tips:1. making units the same team is a good thing if you going to do more teams made of different units, 2. Just press "N", 3. You can actually modify the units yourself.And the last thing: how did you get 4 fps on 100k? Another TH-camr did 1 Million and he was getting 6 fps. Wtf dude?

    • @JustaAverageJoe
      @JustaAverageJoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao and his PC is supposed to be good....

    • @louisfreeman6265
      @louisfreeman6265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E Marci Just press "N" 😂

    • @vdesatch6273
      @vdesatch6273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Average Joe You're saying his computer is crap?

    • @arcade4383
      @arcade4383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A computer can only do so much , just be happy he actually uploaded something than nothing.

    • @vdesatch6273
      @vdesatch6273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joshua Ortiz Thank you for being reasonable.

  • @a.j.st.
    @a.j.st. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    This game looks fucking sick!!

  • @rayrod9081
    @rayrod9081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Please do something like 10k archers vs 1000 Orcs!

    • @DillonSolos
      @DillonSolos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Numbers would just crush them.

    • @allenagapay6740
      @allenagapay6740 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      rayrod ii

    • @rayrod9081
      @rayrod9081 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DillonSolos ™ I know, but it would look awsome!

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OUR ARROWS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!!!

    • @Coolman-nu2lm
      @Coolman-nu2lm 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Killteam65 Gaming blot

  • @zachk.3445
    @zachk.3445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Humans: "You will defeat us with four Trolls?"
    Trolls: "We would defeat you with one Troll."

  • @ScienceTwist
    @ScienceTwist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    put that whole army into my shredder

    • @henrymichael3179
      @henrymichael3179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cool shredder my friend :D

    • @jordantrudeau548
      @jordantrudeau548 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How about your coffee bean grinder? 😆

    • @jamesrules2095
      @jamesrules2095 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ScienceTwist why doesnt he make custom characters?

    • @quentinzhuang5447
      @quentinzhuang5447 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ScienceTwist fuck you

    • @jojoriggs7801
      @jojoriggs7801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I SAW YOU ON A GUAVA JUICE VIDEO, NOW YOU'RE ON A JACKSEPTICEYE VIDEO.

  • @teamrocketexecutivearcher9457
    @teamrocketexecutivearcher9457 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Please play more of this please I'm begging I love these type of games sooooo much

  • @Maj0rSlay3r
    @Maj0rSlay3r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    this does put TABS to massive shame

    • @dawnpierce8784
      @dawnpierce8784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Killer101 True, but TABS, I think, was made for humor.

    • @Maj0rSlay3r
      @Maj0rSlay3r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True dawn lamb​

    • @TimOfTheNight
      @TimOfTheNight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FUCK YOU TABS IS DA MAN

    • @thetrain47539
      @thetrain47539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joshua Zhang TABS is out a shame for 1/3 but for the rest tabs is a other game then all the others and stil has da spotlight

    • @theallaroundmcninja3797
      @theallaroundmcninja3797 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well, TABS and UEBS are not the same category, really. it's like comparing pokemon and Minecraft and saying one is the better MOBA

  • @joseyforbes9699
    @joseyforbes9699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Computer: 10 000? Easy
    Jack: **changes to 50 000**
    Computer: **pulls gun to head**

  • @VerbenaHA
    @VerbenaHA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is a LOT of material for a .1 alpha, I'm VERY impressed!

  • @kalskirata42
    @kalskirata42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:00 Jack, if you want certain groups staying where they are, then give them the order to "Hold Position" in the battle setup menu.
    Also, you needed to set your archers and Footmen to the same team, so they know to not attack each other.

  • @lovelywasteland6110
    @lovelywasteland6110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "You there! Ogre!"
    *Dan's Shrek pops up*

  • @kidz4p509
    @kidz4p509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:58 Jack: What's that?!
    Orcs: *Random noises*
    Jack: Who's mother?!
    Orcs: *Random noises*
    Jack: No, don't know her.

  • @niko_dagoat
    @niko_dagoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn, five years ago. So much has changed! So nostalgic!

  • @oliverbarry8096
    @oliverbarry8096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hey jack thank you for making me smile everyday you always make me feel nice keep up all the work you are awesome

  • @jimholdway1545
    @jimholdway1545 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    OMG 15million subs! Last time I checked you had 11million :D good job man!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @cesarandlalo6477
      @cesarandlalo6477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      you've been away for quite a long time

    • @swansyboy8512
      @swansyboy8512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Welcome back, I guess!

    • @XhyRobtic
      @XhyRobtic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? JACK IS MOVING DUDE

    • @dado11ization
      @dado11ization 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robight iffuududuisiiiopp ddd9o99ow920owa9mqqllallsl jqqgwgwhsjwhwkejdjyl51l4owekekwkekrkrjr8.2lppqpapap001p1pq

    • @timohman3423
      @timohman3423 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too good to be back ey =D

  • @filthytea328
    @filthytea328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
    Good guys, bad guy and explosions
    As far as the eye can see
    And only one will survive
    I wonder who it will be
    This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

  • @carstairstv4700
    @carstairstv4700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ugh, still 3 days away until the Steam alpha comes out. I want to play so badly right now. D:

    • @jwatt2296
      @jwatt2296 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Waffles will it be free or do you have to pay

    • @carstairstv4700
      @carstairstv4700 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan Watt I think early alphas will be free. On the Steam page, it says "unlocks on April 12th", whereas it normally says "available April 12th" with the price next to it.

    • @raziele.1105
      @raziele.1105 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mr. Waffles Usually available in Steam means a "full game" or am I just wrong?

    • @carstairstv4700
      @carstairstv4700 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Spicer Oxygen Not Included said "Available XX/XX/2017", and it's very early development. And that costs money. I don't know for sure, but from my observations I think "Unlocks on X" means free early alphas. If anyone knows for sure please correct me.

    • @vaughnhays3303
      @vaughnhays3303 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Waffles unfortunately it may cost money. The purchase OR free download will unlock in 3 days
      It sucks, I want this free ;~;

  • @nightmarex1197
    @nightmarex1197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    BEST GAME EVER !!! NICE VIDEO JACKSPEDICEY !!!!

    • @OfyBurger
      @OfyBurger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nightmare X11 far from the best game

    • @nightmarex1197
      @nightmarex1197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Waleed Chouchane Still i did like it

    • @OfyBurger
      @OfyBurger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nightmare X11 I did too

    • @scatsy
      @scatsy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely not the best game

    • @footballovertheworld9107
      @footballovertheworld9107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      olha alguem portugues xD

  • @quarterino6261
    @quarterino6261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Today is my Birthday, and Im spending time with you Jack, you are just too awesome..

    • @cutefox4856
      @cutefox4856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ValkSiePoo happy birthday

    • @Paleski
      @Paleski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's not your birthday. Kids these generations just want attention.

    • @quarterino6261
      @quarterino6261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks Man!!!

    • @104the
      @104the 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Georgebad you never know if they are kids..

    • @josepht8599
      @josepht8599 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      happy birthday!

  • @puppplyloverevie9195
    @puppplyloverevie9195 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jack,whenever I get really mad or really sad or really embarrassed or frustrated or scared or stressed,you always make me happy and makes me feel like a boss,like you are,stay on TH-cam,stay on your channel,keep playing games,and making videos for me,thank you so much. That's all I've got for today if you like this comment, then punch that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS! And high fives all around WOOPSH,WOOPSH, Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!

  • @jack_y7239
    @jack_y7239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    they need to add jackie chan and jack sparrow

    • @voltargamespl7749
      @voltargamespl7749 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Captain* Jack Sparrow ;))

    • @okayu4212
      @okayu4212 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      themarshmallow man I be

    • @bleachsoda763
      @bleachsoda763 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      themarshmallow man eww cowboys packers are better

    • @jack_y7239
      @jack_y7239 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      kristen smith OH HELL NO

    • @mudmaster01
      @mudmaster01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      add bruce lee is what they need, gotta kill that chuck know what im sayin lol

  • @SinisterOutKasT
    @SinisterOutKasT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:49 let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor floor let the bodies hit the floor LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLLOOOOOORRRR!

  • @gingerninja720
    @gingerninja720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    i wish they added dragons or dinosaurs or even justanmaos lke lions tigers and bears

    • @gingerninja720
      @gingerninja720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah or 1 dragon vs 10 pteridactual

    • @whalegod2411
      @whalegod2411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ginger Ninja WTH is a pteridactual?

    • @ivy7312
      @ivy7312 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marc Villegas how old are you

    • @LeviZReaper
      @LeviZReaper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      all i gota say is...lions? tiger? bears?! OH MY(im sorry... i had to...)

    • @gingerninja720
      @gingerninja720 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah sorry

  • @xiaoyanchen7103
    @xiaoyanchen7103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jack: if only we could make our own 300 battle
    Me:YOU CAN

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    _chop_ of the mornin to ya laddies

    • @ObsesiveKrusieShipper
      @ObsesiveKrusieShipper 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      and Peggy I

    • @katebono1844
      @katebono1844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and Peggy) well that is NOT what he's saying, to all new subs

    • @eggs8021
      @eggs8021 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheHumanRedMonkey no shit

  • @aimyl9476
    @aimyl9476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Jack if you see this the next time you play you need to press: N
    And if you possess someone and you press V you can also do things
    I hope you see this otherwise you are probably going to find out anyway

    • @aimyl9476
      @aimyl9476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And in case you were asking it yourself
      Yes I liked my own comment and yes I responded to my own comment

    • @Sanguinerose2324
      @Sanguinerose2324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't understand the hate against liking your own comment. Somebody's gotta get the ball rolling, and if the information is useful to the youtuber in some way, it helps to get it out there.

    • @chaoticabyss1467
      @chaoticabyss1467 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rias Gremory back demon Christ repeals u

  • @GoatRider166
    @GoatRider166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You should start a battle and posses a solider and try to survive the entire battle

  • @darkstryker1
    @darkstryker1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    13:00 Started listening to Slayer at this point. Biggest wall of death I've seen in a while \m/

  • @torgrnas4556
    @torgrnas4556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This looks so cool! So hyped for the full version of the game to come out! ;D

  • @boonjameen3305
    @boonjameen3305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    14:40 thats only 50000. jacks subscribers are 150x that... Wow

  • @sickboi1285
    @sickboi1285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “Tabs on steroids”😂

    • @tree8708
      @tree8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No tabs is uebs on steroids

    • @simeonox
      @simeonox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tree8708 no tabs is the steroids

  • @samya1536
    @samya1536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think jack likes shrek because in this video he says
    "You there Ogre!" and in another video he was like
    "don't look down don't look down..SHREK IM LOOKING DOWN lol

  • @themustacheddwarf
    @themustacheddwarf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    love this game.
    Looks so cool and fun. Love you jack

  • @Mr.SandmanInc
    @Mr.SandmanInc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In the Christmas version they had Santas VS Penguins!!!

  • @Spider_h00d
    @Spider_h00d 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:21 they have the look of steely determination, they're like "get Shrekt homies!"

  • @purexmadness3021
    @purexmadness3021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack, a game you would like is “battle for middle earth 2”, but it’s a “real time strategy” game, but I just call it a “command and conquer” game, still, it’s a cool lord of the rings game that I feel like you would like

  • @karlisliede2012
    @karlisliede2012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was Really loooking foward for this game its sooooooo goooood

  • @joshlafleur2701
    @joshlafleur2701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    legend has it the battle is still ongoing till this day

  • @Calebre_
    @Calebre_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    At 16:54 the blue side kinda resembles trump and the red side a gorilla anyone else see that?

    • @CaptainLuther
      @CaptainLuther 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      40's Gaming whoa weird

    • @gluh1172
      @gluh1172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Day7485 *Guerilla Warfare

    • @beanbeanbeanbeanbean539
      @beanbeanbeanbeanbean539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Trump is Harambe confirmed

    • @prik9802
      @prik9802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      40's Gaming
      Well the gorilla
      But
      Eh...?

    • @boiledbone3966
      @boiledbone3966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol so lol

  • @mrclean4585
    @mrclean4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love seeing Jack do 20,000 vs 20,000 when I can't even do 2,000 vs 2,000 without my computer being approximately 5000 degrees Celsius

  • @FBI_42069
    @FBI_42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who is here in 2022 waiting for him to play the second game and be even more impressed

    • @kidz4p509
      @kidz4p509 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      9:58 What’s that?!

  • @alexanderrafuse3264
    @alexanderrafuse3264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    13:20 to be continued😂

    • @pvzplushguy
      @pvzplushguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fantabulous Facts Lol

  • @foxknightly
    @foxknightly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    jack you have to change the team to make them not attack each other. ex: team 1 wont attack someone in team 1. usually it works like that

    • @emarci6009
      @emarci6009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You explained it better than i could. Thanks! You rock!

  • @creammilkorbit537
    @creammilkorbit537 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jack YOU ARE SOO ENTERTAINING, DUDE... Im in love with ur channel for 3 years, thankiesss

  • @patfitzsimons6036
    @patfitzsimons6036 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The game is AWESOME and did you know you can have armies of things like chickens and tortoises

    • @dawnpierce8784
      @dawnpierce8784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pat fitzsimons Jack needs to see this comment!

  • @sirtrian9426
    @sirtrian9426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:37
    Jack is making a cool little prologue and then gets interrupted by this

  • @thatonecubchoo1541
    @thatonecubchoo1541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “What was that?” *orc noises* “Whose Mother?” *more orc noises* “Nah I don’t know her.”
    I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @caesar8683
    @caesar8683 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    you know whats weird i think this is the only channel ive never EVER seen ANY clickbait out of

  • @nightmareshopper2525
    @nightmareshopper2525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Pewds should play this game with his monster ass computer

    • @fiona.jade.
      @fiona.jade. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      NightmareShopper Jack's computer's a bloody monster too
      idk what exactly pewds has though

    • @nightmareshopper2525
      @nightmareshopper2525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pewds just got a new one ITS A BEAST

    • @vegardpig8634
      @vegardpig8634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      pewds new one has two titan x pascals in it

    • @Emmo76
      @Emmo76 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2 Titan X Pascals, an i7 6900k and 32GB of RAM

    • @ultimatebanana6231
      @ultimatebanana6231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NightmareShopper this game can handle it watch lazerbeam

  • @mrtwat5502
    @mrtwat5502 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    They need to add Jacksepticeye

    • @ellislewis8294
      @ellislewis8294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tg Reaction his attack should be shouting "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!!"

    • @zecooleriron
      @zecooleriron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tg Reaction its jackspedicy

    • @realthinknoodles3003
      @realthinknoodles3003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good idea

    • @melissarobinson2178
      @melissarobinson2178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be cool if they will do that

    • @BananaSlayer_
      @BananaSlayer_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zecooleriron_PvP *Jackspedicy2

  • @TheEgrona
    @TheEgrona 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm waiting for Jack to discover a game like Total War. It's going to blow his mind.

    • @negativekda8730
      @negativekda8730 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CaptainBagPuss yeah I rally hope that he plays it.

    • @negativekda8730
      @negativekda8730 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orc Warboss73 Warhammer is good but but attila has the best overhaul mods,

    • @mr.mozzarella3463
      @mr.mozzarella3463 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I reckon he would love the Third Age mod for Medieval II Total War. It even has a Helm's Deep map. It's awesome!

    • @negativekda8730
      @negativekda8730 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orc Warboss73 I am not saying that he should use mods but You get more for your money with attila. And yes If he were to Play it he would suck, it would be painfull to watch maybea but probably still a lot of fun. Warhammer is a Great game, so hyped for The sequel. And about third age, it is fun but The graphics of m2 are, altough not bad a bit outdated. Still a very epic Game(mod).
      I also do not think That he should do a campain (takes to long). But I do not think that he will play tw, one can only hope.

    • @lightningfueledgaming9262
      @lightningfueledgaming9262 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack has played shogun 2 he mentioned in a video a while ago

  • @jessuckax0
    @jessuckax0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:26 Jack: War is hell. Me: *Has flashbacks of Valient Hearts The Great War*

  • @elijahrivera3279
    @elijahrivera3279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Anyone else noticed the white flicker at 9:48 on the bottom left corner

  • @patriotsfam8247
    @patriotsfam8247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Make an automatic catapult in the customized soldiers

  • @ozanaivancan6319
    @ozanaivancan6319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    soo jack has never played total war

    • @ozanaivancan6319
      @ozanaivancan6319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Orc Warboss73 well if he likes this game then he would love total war warhamer or any other total war game

    • @randomuruk7230
      @randomuruk7230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i mainly play rome total war

    • @tommychacon7960
      @tommychacon7960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @TastySandwich100
      @TastySandwich100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oisin Mullarkey Such a good game.

    • @kennethkeys2248
      @kennethkeys2248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE BeAsT Quit Tolkien about LOTR (hAHAHA)

  • @Mafcagile
    @Mafcagile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aaaghhh.. I love the smell of Nostalgia Jacksepticye!

  • @fascinatedwar2004
    @fascinatedwar2004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jack pres the team button to make them a team and work together

    • @fascinatedwar2004
      @fascinatedwar2004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And thay must be the same team like team 2 and team 2

  • @AbuQalaq
    @AbuQalaq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    when he narrated '7am ....' its 7.21 am here😂

  • @E.B711
    @E.B711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Call this game UEBS (pronounced *Yoobs*) just like people called Totally Accurate Battle Simulator TABS

  • @DepressyDuck
    @DepressyDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun drinking game for this series:
    Take a shot every time Jack mentions Helm's Deep.

  • @jorgerivera6556
    @jorgerivera6556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    at 7:26 did anyone else see a random letter O?

    • @jorgerivera6556
      @jorgerivera6556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw it again at 9:48 . Must be the game. weird

    • @thetank0227
      @thetank0227 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yoyo jr yeh

    • @layer3086
      @layer3086 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yoyo jr seans planing something again

    • @TestSubject-vv1kn
      @TestSubject-vv1kn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what letter?

    • @thetank0227
      @thetank0227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ethos Ganteng O

  • @princejuarez4473
    @princejuarez4473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jack I think you can put DIFFERENT UNITS onto the SAME TEAM. You shoud try thay next episode of this👌

  • @tmaster-yy6nr
    @tmaster-yy6nr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jack you are my hero you mean the world to me keep making me laugh Jack keep on making your great videos.

  • @darthash18
    @darthash18 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love his gravelly narrations. Would listen to him read the script fjr sone kind of fantasy documentary or something like that

  • @thatbluebunny1119
    @thatbluebunny1119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Jack should be a narrator XD

  • @Seldion_Ghost
    @Seldion_Ghost 7 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Really puts TABS to shame when this has vegetation, weather, a bigger map, more units, several teams instead of just 2 teams, day cycle, and most of all.......CAN HANDLE 1000 TIMES MORE UNITS WITH THE SAME PERFORMANCE. And tabs uses stick figures that just lunge and slap each other....still lags.....BUT THIS!....full detailed forces in huge numbers......Why would anyone ever play TABS now?

    • @deathburn4329
      @deathburn4329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      hilarious physics

    • @mustardfoot
      @mustardfoot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This is SO much less detailed than TABS, that is the reason it runs so smoothly. Each unit only has around 5-10 animations, while in TABS it is truly random what they do.

    • @signmanstrr5577
      @signmanstrr5577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Because TABS is funny. And I don't think this game has a giant man in a trench coat that spawns smaller men in trench coats that spawn chickens.

    • @diannebassett1313
      @diannebassett1313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Funny physics, ridiculous units, and people shitting chickens.

    • @Benni777
      @Benni777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Scott Seagrave I dont think this game has Donald J. Trump to fight against Hilary Clinton

  • @Jay-ri7lt
    @Jay-ri7lt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This has made me want to go and watch "300" again 😂

  • @zeleniatdq
    @zeleniatdq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I mean…. I don't mind watching that all day…. Its kinda satisfying.

  • @RedFlagMav
    @RedFlagMav 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Is it just me or the Blue side in 16:49 almost has the shape of side ways donald trump LoL🙏😂

  • @dylanw7831
    @dylanw7831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    reminds me of total war

    • @Culjamo10
      @Culjamo10 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except better, because even total war doesn't usually have these numbers run so smoothly. Mostly due to more animations and the like.

    • @Culjamo10
      @Culjamo10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats because of Total War's Graphics are so detailed. Though this is detailed as well, Total War truly is probably the best sort of medieval game graphics wise. Regardless, this game really is fantastic game, including is Various teams that you can deploy, the number of units that can be created and the ability to possess a character in the War makes it truly amazing.

    • @malikbenslimane2873
      @malikbenslimane2873 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I can't believe you actually compared this to total war, total war is full turn based strategy game, and this is just two blocks of people running at each other, i'm not saying it's bad it's fucking fantastic just comparing it to total war triggered me

    • @thegodofhyperdeatjuflybutt3807
      @thegodofhyperdeatjuflybutt3807 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Malik Ben wtf are you talking about this is way better then ''Total war" you should see that this is how they really fought this is extremely realistic way more them total war so just stop just stop

  • @monkeygaming1773
    @monkeygaming1773 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    you can put up to 500,000 guys in without it acting bad

    • @monkeygaming1773
      @monkeygaming1773 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      depends on computer

    • @Ah-ql4bt
      @Ah-ql4bt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      monkeygaming 17 what about a gtx970 and 16gb ram?

    • @spaceturtlegaming4746
      @spaceturtlegaming4746 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your graphics are good but you might have to go with the newest ram settings. Maybe a 18 or 32 if ou want it really smooth.

    • @spaceturtlegaming4746
      @spaceturtlegaming4746 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you want you could buy the G.SKILL TridentZ Series it has a 32g ram but for a cost.

    • @Lizarino
      @Lizarino 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need a better CPU more than anything else

  • @dianakiebler4733
    @dianakiebler4733 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jack when you said it is 7.00am on a cold winters morning it actually WAS!

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:40 UEBS: the PowerPoint Slideshow!

  • @reecio-exe6324
    @reecio-exe6324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    ÒOORC MELORK UULRK EURLK is my homeboy!

    • @wooddent2966
      @wooddent2966 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      My homie is uúl iktë dōtz tàńł

  • @dr34d3ddjgames5
    @dr34d3ddjgames5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jack.....u don't judge a man,orc,or chunk Norris(supposed to be spelled wrong) by their height...u judge them by alll dem chickens (next episode)XD

  • @paciughissimo
    @paciughissimo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember I created similar scenarios around 1995 with a game called "Siege", despite the name you could do field battles and it included an easy editor. There were dozens of fantasy units to choose from, like 100 Elves archers vs 2000 Orcs and such. Fun to watch. Much cruder graphics of course

  • @iamthejosh1150
    @iamthejosh1150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This looks like Total War XD

  • @BrentonThrasher
    @BrentonThrasher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    JACK!!! I have a suggestion if you make another one of these is the battle of sauron
    You have three armies but two teams
    Team One 450 dwarves (or anything close to that) and 200 archers for elves and two of the weakest soldiers for Bilbo and frodo and the golden night for the dwarven king (forgot his name) and for gandalf and his army horsemen if there are any
    team two
    800 orcs and 100 giant ogres split into fifty across the map

  • @kenzenash
    @kenzenash 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It sounded like he said " Urine category ". 😂😂

  • @lightnihilus
    @lightnihilus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To let you know On this map in this game in the tower theirs a halfduck/ half human sitting on a toliet making noises while talking.

  • @Sogetsu-wi4fz
    @Sogetsu-wi4fz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ONE PPUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • @masoncornell3645
    @masoncornell3645 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *zooms whole way out*
    "I CANT FUCKIN SEE"

  • @MrLicoriceTree
    @MrLicoriceTree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    BEEB BEEB IM A SHEEP!

    • @tofusoyboi
      @tofusoyboi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      AntSu200 "DONT JUMP!!"
      *whips out camera*
      "OK NOW JUMP!!!

    • @Bartatron-ru7qd
      @Bartatron-ru7qd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like trains.

    • @alangallegos7429
      @alangallegos7429 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      AntSu200 is

    • @Bonzocube
      @Bonzocube 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      AntSu200 YESSSSS

    • @Bonzocube
      @Bonzocube 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      KZkaizer Jump

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "THIS is TABS on _steroids._" -Jack 2017