From Fort Worth and moved here in 2006. I laughed my ass off at how accurate a lot of it is. The hair dye thing is real. It’s always blue or purple though.
Fun fact: the average Californian pays less in state taxes than the average Texan because Texas has significantly higher sales tax and property to make up for it. The average effective state tax rate for Texas families is 12.9% while the average effective state tax rate for CA families is 8.9%.
@@Nether2342 percentage wise, yes, but everything in california is more expensive. A house of equal size and quality is 2x as expensive in california. So you are paying for half the amount of house with your 3% tax difference. Property taxes in Texas are 1.6% on average, and 0.7% in California. So lets say its double for easy math. So a house in Texas that costs $100K would run you 1.6k in taxes. In California, the same house would cost upwards of $200k and run you 1.4k in taxes, but your mortgage is also still double.
@@leonardtamez5281 ugly because of utilitarianism and efficiency, We didnt have time to develop beautiful walkable ornamented buildings with beautiful architecture and public spaces, because of the population boom and rapid industrialization. But i think we are at a place where we can chill with the suburban sprawl and focus on building a beautiful walkable pedestrian based city. keep in mind houston is only 170 years old and most of that time the population was small.
It's an AirBnb, now. Only $250/night but the $150 cleaning fee is ridic. It does come with a 4 pack of Eastciders or a couple mini Tito's. The trash pandas show is lit, too.
I've been to Austin twice, that was enough. It's like California and Texas had some weird incestuous love child and everyone there is stuck on talking about how great it is. I'd have liked to see it 20 years ago, cause now it's a shadow of it's former self from what I'm told.
@@joshua-uy2wb Way too many people, insane prices on drinks and BBQ, lots of obnoxious "woo girls" screaming about how great Austin is while they prance around. Just not my vibe at all. The traffic is nuts now too due to the influx of people.
I am growing up in Austin raised by ppl who were here in the mid 1900’s I constantly hear “oh that’s new” “oh my dad used to take me hiking in those woods now it’s an apartment block” “that used to be so and so’s farm” Ya I would have liked to grow up in the old Austin too everyone I know says leftists murdered Austin and to the largest extent that is true… but idk I feel like something else did it too but I can’t put my finger on it.
Same here, moved there for work in 2014, moved back to Houston in 22. The dyed hair and dumpster statements were spot on. Fuckin hipsters. I worked remodeling bars, restaurants and breweries and as soon as I saw someone new from like Idaho or some shit it was literally a matter of a week till they showed up with colored hair and totally different clothes. 😂
@bigtittyclaudia it's a comment like mine that shows I've actually been to Austin and witnessed it myself...close to the event center. I guess I was also just seeing things when some homeless addict looked right at me as me and my wife were walking to Prohibition Creamery when he must have been getting ready to vaccinate himself after lighting his spoon and said, "I'm not doing drugs." - Some hobo, 2018. Maybe next time, talk smack to someone who hasn't actually traveled the country and the world, visited the home country of his parents, etc.
@@JD-rp3ob So you're just a moron then. Austin, TX isn't nearly as bad as other parts of the US and the world though somebody that has been to those places should be aware of this. Actually, for the residents of these cities finding those who experience housing insecurity bathe in public is a fairly common, every day event. There isn't much special or exciting about it, just a person using a creek, or somewhere not meant for bathing, to bathe. Your disrespect and disregard of these individuals is concerning though makes me glad to know I can assume you do not live anywhere close to a city with a large population of homeless residents. We do not want you, the housed residents do not want people like you either. Stay in the rural backwoods or suburbs where it's okay to be backwards.
@bigtittyclaudia yeah, bathing naked in front of children isn't something that needs to be normalized. I guess you believe in pedophiles being a protected class. Those wirh housing insecurities...homeless people. Just call it how it is. Stop being such a puss-cake and be up front. That's what's wrong with people: they don't wanna harm someone's BS feelings. It's disrespectful for someone to get naked in front of children in public. He could have gone to a hundred other places that are more private than a damn creek in the middle of Austin.
@@JD-rp3ob Those sorts of people normally do not go to other places since it is difficult and expensive getting around, public transportation, Rideshares, no car. Shelters and other nonprofit that offer bathrooms can be dangerous, leading to theft, drug use, violence, over crowded, only open between 6pm - 6am . It's often safer for the resident to remain without shelter in many of the cities that provide billions in homeless assistance
I was born and raised in austin and it has changed so much in the past 20 years.. ugh its so sad.. and the pandemic ended so many legendary restaurants.
@@TexasBornGamer666 That's what happens when the government decides which businesses are "essential" or not, while providing little to no financial assistance to the ones that have to close.
As someone from Fort Worth, we have plenty of Mexican restaurants with queso here Austin is a really cool city though, lots of fun and really chill atmosphere. It’s a beautiful city. Sadly, homelessness has skyrocketed there in the past couple years and a lot of the charm has worn away as a result. I remember I was hopping park benches one night in Austin and I almost accidentally stepped on a sleeping homeless guy. The crime has also gone up a lot in the past couple years due to their deteriorating police force, so it’s not really safe to walk at night anymore. Despite this, there’s a lot to do, lots of amenities and beauty. Some of the coolest shops, and just a judge-free environment. The weirder you look the more normal you look.
@@DannyJoe08 this is mostly true, however homelessness in Texas has gone down 5% in the last four years as opposed to Austin’s homelessness rate going up roughly 13% in that same time frame. It’s not the explosion that other cities and states have, but it’s the biggest in Texas (except for maybe Dallas). That being said, some cities hide it better than others, controlling the homeless population to a specific area in the city. This is not the case with Austin as it’s very common to see homelessness wherever you go in Austin. From 2019 to 2021, violent crime in Austin rose 23.3% as opposed to Texas’ 7.8% increase in that time. Given the 2022 crime and traffic report for Austin is not yet released, I cannot give a fully updated statistic. But either way you look at it, Austin’s homelessness and violent crime has grown faster than that of the Texas average.
@@TheTotallyRealXiJinpingshit here on the East Coast we pretty much don't have any choice but to tolerate it, some of the homeless people here are fuckin assholes too tho. I remember one time a hooker stopped me walking into a Sunoco for gas to ask me if I wanted to party and I of course said no. Then as I'm walking back out to my car the same fuckin hooker tried pressin for money and I told her I spent cash I had on me for gas, then this bitch started gettin aggro callin me a fuckin liar and a broke liar and then had the audacity to then ask me for change after she just got done cussin at me and callin me a liar so I ultimately just ended up sayin "listen if you don't fuck off and leave me alone I fuckin swear to christ I'll call the cops and say some hooker is tryin to proposition me and hassling me for money in exchange for an hour wit her blown out filthy puss."
@@dyldog nah Austin n the surrounding area's pricey as fuck.. Unless you want low income housing you gotta make at least 20$ n hr to live somewhat comfortably on your own.. & thats just for a 1 or 2 bed AP.. If they even have any available.. Mortgage price are ridiculous as well
Yuuuup i love how ppl assume Oregon is only Portland and that Portland is all gun haters or something. Oregon is widely Rural and even the democrats like guns 🔫
As someone near Portland and hearing about Austin, seems on point. Even that weather, least in summer, sounded so much like it is out here, 93 but gloomy.
@@godemperortrump6932, Portland has something wrong with it, but the more frontier parts of Oregon are some of the most conservative spots for gun ownership and laws.
@@gcon.807 a large portion of eastern Oregon wants to secede and join Idaho, just goes to show how different the rural area is from Portland, and the western side
The moment he said coppenhagen wintergreen longcut, sent me Vietnam flashbacks of my time at the gas station... it's a very popular item for whatever reason.
ya all that great food amazing concerts and beautiful women walking everywhere must be a nightmare I'm sure it would be much better to be born in Somalia
@@firstlast8258 dude shut the fuck up, it’s not about that, it’s about it being a heathenistic landscape full of a bunch of mentally Ill losers who can’t do anything but hope to fit in with everything around them.
@@JMac-27 Talked to someone who seriously wouldn't acknowledge I lived in Fortworth. Kept asking me so what do you do in "Dallas." I said I dont live in Dallas I live in Fortworth. Him: "Omg its the same thing"
To be fair, you can get a 3 bedroom house in a nice area with a yard in Austin as long as you sell yours, your family’s, and your friends’ organs to the black market
Being real here, Nashville’s got more girls in short denim shorts and cowboy boots than a clothing store can stock up. I swear it blew my little mind when I went there the first time
I'm not from the US but when I went to Memphis and Nashville on holidays, there were not a lot of attractive women. Basically all of those "cowgirls" were quite overweight.
"Scooter's and Shooter's" thats a classic in Austin
Comedy gold
You know where Weatherford TX is?
And they have hooter’s😏
Especially near schools
I'm just imagining a drive by on a scooter
Austin Texas is basically californians trying to larp as red dead characters
Dude that is the most spot on depiction I’ve ever heard!
That’s pretty fkin accurate… As someone who has lived in Austin their entire life.. it’s the Californian shithole of Texas
Californians who can't afford California*
Red dead online with the outrageous outfits
So many people from Cali love to Austin.
From Fort Worth and moved here in 2006. I laughed my ass off at how accurate a lot of it is. The hair dye thing is real. It’s always blue or purple though.
Facts that's all you see here in Ft Worth
@@brandonatkins9087 it's the Austin folks that dye their hair.
living in Fort Worth too here 🙋♂️
Austinite here. Somebody help.
I'm so glad people ignore San Antonio cause we vibin here
Austin: when you want to live in California but want lower gas and taxes
And no state income tax
Fun fact: the average Californian pays less in state taxes than the average Texan because Texas has significantly higher sales tax and property to make up for it. The average effective state tax rate for Texas families is 12.9% while the average effective state tax rate for CA families is 8.9%.
@@Nether2342 California pays more in overall taxes because they simply get taxed for everything. That’s why everything is so expensive
@@Nether2342 percentage wise, yes, but everything in california is more expensive. A house of equal size and quality is 2x as expensive in california. So you are paying for half the amount of house with your 3% tax difference.
Property taxes in Texas are 1.6% on average, and 0.7% in California. So lets say its double for easy math. So a house in Texas that costs $100K would run you 1.6k in taxes. In California, the same house would cost upwards of $200k and run you 1.4k in taxes, but your mortgage is also still double.
Fun fact they’ll find a way to charge you anyways and rent is going up up up
Downtown Austin is just “wow that’s, thats a lot of granite”
fr man we been taking other construction materials for granite bro
@@Sticknub Fr
That's really true. I've never thought about that.
@@Sticknub ah ha
Granite town lmfao
Yo, how it abruptly ends with, “Welcome to 6th street.” Is everything
Plz save me the research and tell me why?
@GeorgeCostanza sounds like los Angeles California in the 80s 💀
sounds like 3rd ave in seattle every city has one
I wonder if 6th street everywhere is like that lmaoo I know a few places it’s the same
@@freeestyleobsessed thats brazil vibes
"This is how you call a cab in Austin" 😂
🤣 best part of the video 🤣
Only if you're packing a can of Grizzly. That's why he didn't get a cab.
Too bad he wasn't tapping it right
Yes we also watched the video
I lolled that hard
as a Houstonian there's Austin, and then there's Texas
Houston and Austin are both enclaves. But Austin has the mountains whereas Houston has mosquitos.
@@christianguzman8228 Houston is diet New Orleans
I tell ppl to move to Houston as long as they’re cool with a visually ugly, crowded city. Cheap rent, ugly city with nothing to do
@@leonardtamez5281 ugly because of utilitarianism and efficiency, We didnt have time to develop beautiful walkable ornamented buildings with beautiful architecture and public spaces, because of the population boom and rapid industrialization. But i think we are at a place where we can chill with the suburban sprawl and focus on building a beautiful walkable pedestrian based city. keep in mind houston is only 170 years old and most of that time the population was small.
@@DivinesLegacy Houston and “pedestrian-oriented city” don’t exist lol. It’s the least walkable big city in North America
Give it ten years, you'll live in Round Rock.
Used to live there before the California people moved in waves and went back recently and its not the same tbh
As someone who used to live in Jarrell, help Round Rock is consuming us ahhhhh
Round rock is just a rich mans Austin
You gotta go to manor now
Round rock is trash. Hate to break to you.
“Where else can you go where it’s 93 muggy and smells like queso” loved that
93. 🤣 Maybe in APRIL.
Today it was 93 degrees by 10 am. It’s 103 right now, 109 heat index.
93 and gloomy not muggy
@@zrqy. yeah I was like TF did muggy come from
houston.
@@VinRocks for real
The dumpster going for 2k a month got me 🤣🤣🤣
It's an AirBnb, now. Only $250/night but the $150 cleaning fee is ridic. It does come with a 4 pack of Eastciders or a couple mini Tito's. The trash pandas show is lit, too.
don't forget the sunroof
@@austinnewsome7137 🤣🤣
Yup... accurate
Don’t forget the sunroof. You better jump on that deal bruh.
Imagine moving to Texas for cheap prices just to settle in Austin 😂😂😂
It's like Portland but with M-16s 😂
that was funny af
Now I want an M-16
@Andrew Edmonds I feel so terrible for y’all
Portland already has m16
So it's Portland..
Me who's sitting on the pot while watching: BRISKET BRISKET BRISK-
I had to find this comment 😂
💩 💩 💩
Your not funny
but then you would shit your pants and not in the pot
Ain’t no way this guy commenting my thoughts 💀
I've been to Austin twice, that was enough. It's like California and Texas had some weird incestuous love child and everyone there is stuck on talking about how great it is. I'd have liked to see it 20 years ago, cause now it's a shadow of it's former self from what I'm told.
Yep. Kinda peaked in the 1990's, days of La Zona Rosa, Flipnotics, Green Muse, etc.
Could you elaborate on what made it so bad?
@@joshua-uy2wb Way too many people, insane prices on drinks and BBQ, lots of obnoxious "woo girls" screaming about how great Austin is while they prance around. Just not my vibe at all. The traffic is nuts now too due to the influx of people.
I am growing up in Austin raised by ppl who were here in the mid 1900’s I constantly hear “oh that’s new” “oh my dad used to take me hiking in those woods now it’s an apartment block” “that used to be so and so’s farm”
Ya I would have liked to grow up in the old Austin too everyone I know says leftists murdered Austin and to the largest extent that is true… but idk I feel like something else did it too but I can’t put my finger on it.
I’m from ca moved to Texas. This is ca Berkeley. Hated staying in Austin while waiting for my home to close in a more rural area.
As a life long Texan, my only comment on Austin is “*sigh*”
Same
ACA baby! Came here to say fu¢k everyone that's a Christian and hasn't even read the bible.
As a former El Paso Resident. Im pretty glad a left when I did.
"Is that in Texas?" I think this sums up Californian migrants perfectly 🤣
Ya they ruined the big cities
@@bigg_survivor_8876 well ok I’m sorry I didn’t mean to EXIST
@@abramsmith3627 thanks
@@abramsmith3627 you should know better
@@bigg_survivor_8876 they’re starting to spread out into the country now too 🤦♂️
The “That’s just my Copenhagen wintergreen longcut” killed me cause that’s literally me 🤣🤣
I don’t chew anymore but that was still funny af🤣
@@jordanbarnard64 same
My fav. I stopped chewing tho.
Plz stop using dip and smoke 3 cigs a day like a real man.
@@krusher181 because real men slowly kill themselves
ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT
🧀
Just remember to hide your license plate.😂
Well as a dane i would just like to say thanks for the shout out on "copenhagen wintergreen long cut"
take a gun for safety
But are you here performing!?
I live in Austin and I can definitely confirm all these are true especially the dumpster
POV: your one one of the cool kids that said brisket 3 times
I did shit myself though
Damn, called me right the fuck out
Hah, i just did that
You’re
You're*
Lmfao as a Texan and someone who used to live in Austin before I move back to Houston... This is fucking great
Houston is a wasteland too
Same here, moved there for work in 2014, moved back to Houston in 22. The dyed hair and dumpster statements were spot on. Fuckin hipsters. I worked remodeling bars, restaurants and breweries and as soon as I saw someone new from like Idaho or some shit it was literally a matter of a week till they showed up with colored hair and totally different clothes. 😂
“Scooters and shooters, welcome to sixth street” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cheers from Austin buddy. You nailed this city so well
When your from Ft Worth. “Yep”
bro i am too i was like wtf 💀
Lmao yeah, Dallas is the most untexan Texan city, yet we’re still better than Austin, San Antonio is cool tho
im also from ft worth, felt some offense to the queso joke not gonna lie lmao
@@shoto42 naw Dallas is definitely the most Texas out of the big 3
@@Maxis196 born in Austin, live in fort worth we bleed queso 😂
Austin: where a homeless dude can bathe in a creek by the river next to one of the main roads and in broad daylight without any care.
Comments like these only show you have never made it out of the suburb you live in
@bigtittyclaudia it's a comment like mine that shows I've actually been to Austin and witnessed it myself...close to the event center. I guess I was also just seeing things when some homeless addict looked right at me as me and my wife were walking to Prohibition Creamery when he must have been getting ready to vaccinate himself after lighting his spoon and said, "I'm not doing drugs." - Some hobo, 2018.
Maybe next time, talk smack to someone who hasn't actually traveled the country and the world, visited the home country of his parents, etc.
@@JD-rp3ob
So you're just a moron then. Austin, TX isn't nearly as bad as other parts of the US and the world though somebody that has been to those places should be aware of this. Actually, for the residents of these cities finding those who experience housing insecurity bathe in public is a fairly common, every day event. There isn't much special or exciting about it, just a person using a creek, or somewhere not meant for bathing, to bathe.
Your disrespect and disregard of these individuals is concerning though makes me glad to know I can assume you do not live anywhere close to a city with a large population of homeless residents. We do not want you, the housed residents do not want people like you either.
Stay in the rural backwoods or suburbs where it's okay to be backwards.
@bigtittyclaudia yeah, bathing naked in front of children isn't something that needs to be normalized. I guess you believe in pedophiles being a protected class. Those wirh housing insecurities...homeless people. Just call it how it is. Stop being such a puss-cake and be up front. That's what's wrong with people: they don't wanna harm someone's BS feelings. It's disrespectful for someone to get naked in front of children in public. He could have gone to a hundred other places that are more private than a damn creek in the middle of Austin.
@@JD-rp3ob
Those sorts of people normally do not go to other places since it is difficult and expensive getting around, public transportation, Rideshares, no car. Shelters and other nonprofit that offer bathrooms can be dangerous, leading to theft, drug use, violence, over crowded, only open between 6pm - 6am . It's often safer for the resident to remain without shelter in many of the cities that provide billions in homeless assistance
Welcome to 6th st 😂😂
The most dangerous fucking place in the south.
@@maxhydekyle2425 the clubs there are disgusting
@@maxhydekyle2425 You got to be joking, come down to the bog, swamp country don’t play. 6th street just petty.
The Detroit of texas
@@maxhydekyle2425 yea I’m surprised bro didn’t get shot
“Copenhagen wintergreen longcut” killed me💀
Indeed very Texan
Facts 😂
"Don't turn Texas into that what you escaped."
Texas is crap for the most part
You ain't from Texas then. Austin is probably the most liberal place in the South I've ever been to. It's always been that way too.
@@chrisalexander8110 god I hate those stickers “KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD”
@@bigz_zdog1116 they are the worst lol you could pay me to live there.
@@chrisalexander8110 Texas is the West not the South
I live in Austin, you got the Austin vibes down
Same lmao
I was born and raised in austin and it has changed so much in the past 20 years.. ugh its so sad.. and the pandemic ended so many legendary restaurants.
@@TexasBornGamer666 That's what happens when the government decides which businesses are "essential" or not, while providing little to no financial assistance to the ones that have to close.
@@1845net oh my god shut up
@@TexasBornGamer666 and the homeless camping stuff and crime.
Traffic, stupid ass politics etc, it’s a shame and a mess
As someone from Fort Worth, we have plenty of Mexican restaurants with queso here
Austin is a really cool city though, lots of fun and really chill atmosphere. It’s a beautiful city. Sadly, homelessness has skyrocketed there in the past couple years and a lot of the charm has worn away as a result. I remember I was hopping park benches one night in Austin and I almost accidentally stepped on a sleeping homeless guy. The crime has also gone up a lot in the past couple years due to their deteriorating police force, so it’s not really safe to walk at night anymore. Despite this, there’s a lot to do, lots of amenities and beauty. Some of the coolest shops, and just a judge-free environment. The weirder you look the more normal you look.
Homelessness is up in literally every city in the US.
@@DannyJoe08 this is mostly true, however homelessness in Texas has gone down 5% in the last four years as opposed to Austin’s homelessness rate going up roughly 13% in that same time frame. It’s not the explosion that other cities and states have, but it’s the biggest in Texas (except for maybe Dallas). That being said, some cities hide it better than others, controlling the homeless population to a specific area in the city. This is not the case with Austin as it’s very common to see homelessness wherever you go in Austin. From 2019 to 2021, violent crime in Austin rose 23.3% as opposed to Texas’ 7.8% increase in that time. Given the 2022 crime and traffic report for Austin is not yet released, I cannot give a fully updated statistic. But either way you look at it, Austin’s homelessness and violent crime has grown faster than that of the Texas average.
In Fort Worth when we want the Austin experience we just go to Rosedale/Lancaster
@@TheTotallyRealXiJinpingshit here on the East Coast we pretty much don't have any choice but to tolerate it, some of the homeless people here are fuckin assholes too tho. I remember one time a hooker stopped me walking into a Sunoco for gas to ask me if I wanted to party and I of course said no. Then as I'm walking back out to my car the same fuckin hooker tried pressin for money and I told her I spent cash I had on me for gas, then this bitch started gettin aggro callin me a fuckin liar and a broke liar and then had the audacity to then ask me for change after she just got done cussin at me and callin me a liar so I ultimately just ended up sayin "listen if you don't fuck off and leave me alone I fuckin swear to christ I'll call the cops and say some hooker is tryin to proposition me and hassling me for money in exchange for an hour wit her blown out filthy puss."
You were "hopping park benches one night"? You're just going to casually move past that? What does that even mean??
“Scooters and Shooters, Welcome to 6th Street”
Get that on a poster right now😂
“Scooters and shooters, welcome to 6th street” lmfaooooo perfect
With the homeless dudes trying to fight everyone on 6th xD
From experience, so true
the homeless in austin are amateurs
Seen it
I went pre covid and post/late covid. It’s out of control.
Don't forget Congress and Lavaca.
"Must be from Fort Worth" certified Austin person moment 😂😂😂😂
“How you call a cab in Austin” got me, shout out from ATX, love your content brother
damn 2k a month for a dumpster? what a deal!
New Yorker moment
Bruh never visited Austin thinks it’s a dump loooool. I’ve never lived anywhere better than Austin
As someone living in Austin, it’s a bit exaggerated, however NYC/Cali those prices are accurate
@@dyldog nah Austin n the surrounding area's pricey as fuck.. Unless you want low income housing you gotta make at least 20$ n hr to live somewhat comfortably on your own.. & thats just for a 1 or 2 bed AP.. If they even have any available.. Mortgage price are ridiculous as well
I mean it does have a sun roof.
I live in the Austin area and I can confirm everything just said is accurate 😂
As a Texan cashier the Copenhagen Wintergreen Long Cut took me out so fast
93 degrees? That's nice to think about lol. So cool.
I've never met a person like this, but this makes me feel like I've met atleast 3 people like this.
A lot of bs and exaggeration in his vids but alooot of these vids are true
@@PatternLand someone his hurt by this
@@bizzzzzzle I’m some people do get butthurt over his vids lol
@@PatternLand can firm, that hurt to red.
@@jacobferrera1777 did you intentionally spell read like that? All I did was leave out a word but I can see your frustration lol
As someone who was born here and has lived here my whole life, this was… surprisingly accurate.
lmao fr. it’s not often u see austin represented on media tho
“Welcome to 6th street” was the best part
As a person who is from Austin I can agree with the scooter transportation part
bro, no cap i love Austin, ima stay here my whole life.
#ATX FOREVER
Spoken like someone who has never lived anywhere else
Thanks for telling us how woke you are.
@@Dorian803 literally
“Yeah it’s like Portland but with M-16s”. Sorry bud but thats still Portland.
I think he's trying to say it's like Portland because all the libtards from Cali are moving there.
was waiting for this 🤣
crazy
Also it’s not a shithole like Portland😂
Yuuuup i love how ppl assume Oregon is only Portland and that Portland is all gun haters or something. Oregon is widely Rural and even the democrats like guns 🔫
“Chafing’s all apart of the experience”..literally anywhere for me!😭
I think I changed my “moving mind” 😂 THX for keeping it real!
Dude, I moved from Fort Worth to Austin and this is so spot on!
“You must be from Fort Worth” hilarious!
So you moved within the second most worthless state in the US?
Should've stayed in Fort Worth
“Ya it’s like Portland, but with m16s!” Lmao it’s so true
As someone near Portland and hearing about Austin, seems on point. Even that weather, least in summer, sounded so much like it is out here, 93 but gloomy.
Didn’t chop in Portland have people running around with assault rifles?
@@currentthingsupporteryeah
oregon has open carry and plenty of gun lovers so no its not really true
@@clemfreeman8185 you know this was a joke right? lmao jesus touch grass
"Yeah it's like Portland but with m16's"
Oregon is an open carry state
The democratic republic of Portland is most definitely not
@iluvfood look up, “is Oregon an open carry state?” And you’ll find your answer
@@godemperortrump6932, Portland has something wrong with it, but the more frontier parts of Oregon are some of the most conservative spots for gun ownership and laws.
@@gcon.807 a large portion of eastern Oregon wants to secede and join Idaho, just goes to show how different the rural area is from Portland, and the western side
The moment he said coppenhagen wintergreen longcut, sent me Vietnam flashbacks of my time at the gas station... it's a very popular item for whatever reason.
"Wallet? Oooops that's just my can of Copenhagen Wintergreen Long Cut" 😂
“where else would you live where…” literally Florida but we get breaks, and shot
“Must be from Fort Worth-- is that in Texas” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
Please help me do other states have queso or not? I’m confused now
@@Wl13357f sad to say but no
@@ittz_hazardous2911 so y’all have it it’s just not as popular as Tex mex queso
Fort worth has queso...And some of the best hole in the wall taco spots lol😂😅.
@@slanderstylez977 have you ever had Velvet Taco? It’s so good
Bro Fort Worth is home of the hole in the wall taco shop, don’t play with us 😂😂
Oh you haven’t been to Laredo
Dude that's everywhere in Texas.
Austin is absolutely the new Portland, Seattle, San Diego. I wonder what the next trendy city will be? The followers will certainly flock there.
Boise Idaho or Tulsa, OK
Nah Boise will never be cool
"You must be from fort worth" I feel attacked
(Y) same
Same 😂!!!
Fr
same bro
"Scooters and shooters" 😂😂😂😂
“It’s like organ but whith out the m16’s” 😂😂😂 got me dying
Fort Worth and Austin talkin shit about each other feels like Bay area vs LA lmao
LA doesn't talk shit about SF, we don't care
@@salvadorbanuelos6718 you right actually. As much as I’ve heard people clowning on LA, everyone I’ve met from socal has been super sweet irl
"Austins got scooters... And shooters" 🤣oh my god I died
I’m an hour and fifteen minutes away from Austin and I’m very thankful to be as far away as I can be
You could be further lol
You are by far my favorite TH-camr/comedian. All your shit is so good lmao
Chaffing is all a part of the experience is my motto now
As a Texan, I know this is all parody, but it just makes me like… genuinely pissed
Right bro just shitted on Austin 😂 glad I’m from Dallas 🤣
@@miketootall2973 right, the fatter, balder Austin
Why nobody should wanna live here xD
Dallas blows…..probably not the biggest US city that has no seasoning whatsoever
Straight up
Love how i found this while looking at houses in austin
POV: you live in Austin 💀
💀💀💀
I’m from Austin. People like “your friend” are the reason I hate the place I was born now.😂😂😂
Facts
Welcome to the club lol
ya all that great food amazing concerts and beautiful women walking everywhere must be a nightmare I'm sure it would be much better to be born in Somalia
@@firstlast8258 dude shut the fuck up, it’s not about that, it’s about it being a heathenistic landscape full of a bunch of mentally Ill losers who can’t do anything but hope to fit in with everything around them.
@@firstlast8258 dude, fuck Austin, it's only good for driving up housing prices
The epitome of everything Tim Dillon despises about Austin.
As a resident of Ft Worth he really did us dirty
I'm near your city. It's a lie because I see more Mexican theme restaurants than in Austin, lol.
“Scooters and shooters.” Aged like milk
It's actually a common misconception that Elden Ring takes place in a fantasy world when it actually takes place in Austin
Foul tarnished
I thought it takes place in Ohio?
@@definitelyhuman3512 I thought that was caelid
I live an hour from Austin. I refuse to go there unless it's for food lol
"Yo what do you MEAAANNN ya dont wanna move ta AUSTIN!" 😂😂
Don't be disrespecting Texas. But Austin, go ahead.
co-signing this as another fellow Texan.
@@lt.corndog2862 Thank you fellow Texan
Except for our new dumbass laws, everything else is cool tho
Send another snow storm to shut you up
“Scooters…and shooters* XD
As a Texan, Austin is miserable. Had to be there for a week and woof…
I'm just north of Austin on I-35 in a little town called...Dallas. Someday, Austin will grow up and be like us.
Homeboy shot out Fort Worth lol. I wonder if it's because I left a comment on his tour for not coming to Fort Worth lol.
Did you go to the dallas show?
Dude Dallas is 40 minutes from fort worth 😂
@@JMac-27 Talked to someone who seriously wouldn't acknowledge I lived in Fortworth. Kept asking me so what do you do in "Dallas." I said I dont live in Dallas I live in Fortworth. Him: "Omg its the same thing"
@@Momo-cd5pw As someone who lived in Fort Worth for 3.5 years, it is most certainly not the same thing as Dallas 😂
I mean if Dallas was the same as Fort Worth. He would have said Dallas lol.
lowkey shit myself when you called out fort worth 💀
You probably said brisket 3 times fast
How do u low-key shit urself 🤣
Hello brother
Hello my family
“It’s like Portland, but with m16’s” 🤪
I’m from Nashville and we are very similar vibes with Austin!
As a Texan- You know what never mind
Perfect thank you 😊
@@red2846 ? What?
@@Starsandmoons0 I lived in Austin for 28 years so I was just agreeing with you 🤩
@@red2846 oh lol
Austin, is more of a weekend city then a live here city. I had enough after 3 days but they were a fun 3 days.
Austin has become a little California. The red of us Texans have disowned Austin.
as someone who lives in austin…he is exactly right
Btw you can get a 3 bedroom house in a nice area with a yard if you live like 20 miles outside of Austin.
To be fair, you can get a 3 bedroom house in a nice area with a yard in Austin as long as you sell yours, your family’s, and your friends’ organs to the black market
You can get a much better deal in lots of other states the property taxes are outrageous
Yeah in a boring ass suburb
If you live in Austin and think you live in Texas, No you don’t.
We have more than M16’s in Houston 😂
More reason to need them, if you live in Houston.
The truth in humor. Sad...funny...dude really showed love to his friend
“Scooters and shooters” that age horribly…
@@Goudafortuna thats not what that means nor what i meant...
Austin is the new miami bro lol people be listening to the song “Dupe - International “ and shit
So it's the Texas version of Miami?
As a Texan thank you for accurately calling out Austin on their bullshit
Little Rock’s got scooters
I've heard of too soon but this was foresight 😭
Being real here, Nashville’s got more girls in short denim shorts and cowboy boots than a clothing store can stock up. I swear it blew my little mind when I went there the first time
I'm not from the US but when I went to Memphis and Nashville on holidays, there were not a lot of attractive women. Basically all of those "cowgirls" were quite overweight.
"scooters and shooters" didn't age well my friend
6TH STREET!!! I love that part of the town.
The pink cowboy hat thing is pretty spot on