[YTP] INCREDIBLY HOT DULLICIOUS PISSA

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  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3740

    After watching this I immediately called Papajolapap and ordered a cs188. They had one word for me: erect dicks.

    • @loganmartin4355
      @loganmartin4355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      That's TWO words, kayak!

    • @Bradytheawesomeman777
      @Bradytheawesomeman777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      TooT

    • @glacier265
      @glacier265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Sounds like it's been one AAAAAAAAAA those days.

    • @HouseOfFunQM
      @HouseOfFunQM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Refuse delivery if it doesn't give you the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste

    • @adelineviolas
      @adelineviolas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope CS188 sees this comment.
      If he does, my request is:
      Name the next advertisement YTP “propaganda up your poophole”

  • @Chozo_Ghost
    @Chozo_Ghost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1537

    "It's time to *_F U C K_* at Pizza Hut"
    The enthusiasm behind the way he said "fuck" just ended me

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      And i mean HARD.

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      and that’s why no one out pizzas the hut XD

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Beggin' for a piece of that Butthole Pizza..."

    • @TigerBonez
      @TigerBonez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      YES! And it sounds so perfectly edited that you can't even hear the cuts! You know ur watchin a good YTP when the sentence mixin is seamless!

    • @Forz10-k8w
      @Forz10-k8w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol

  • @Kintsugi23
    @Kintsugi23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4138

    "When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime" Never felt called out by a YTP before, but there you go.

    • @BB-te8tc
      @BB-te8tc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Too much fiddling with the coffee will keep you up

    • @muffenbird7956
      @muffenbird7956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Relatable

    • @matheuss886
      @matheuss886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hit way too close to home.

    • @canon-de-75
      @canon-de-75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      watching this at 12:00 at night

    • @StuCupid
      @StuCupid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *lols in australian timezones*

  • @cs188
    @cs188  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    EDIT: This comment originally said how official captions/subtitles aren't up yet, but they are now. 😁

  • @justawilliamsfan
    @justawilliamsfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    1:22 The mom looks so bewildered by the chaos around her, it's perfect

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    After like a month "WHEN SEAGULL'S ON A BAGEL, YOU CAN EAT SEAGULLS ANYTIME!" still absolutely slays me.

  • @Token_Nerd
    @Token_Nerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    CS is just putting his ass out there for the world.

  • @butterbee8193
    @butterbee8193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    "It's time to fuck at Pizza Hut"
    Made me laugh so hard, that sentence mixing is really smooth there

  • @DevilBoy-ww9ud
    @DevilBoy-ww9ud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    "When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime!"
    You know your audience so well, CS.

    • @gniksagev
      @gniksagev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Felt called out by that one, its 3 in the morning and here I am watching cs

    • @drrocketman7794
      @drrocketman7794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This YTP channel has nothing but works of art

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... (wait for it) ...UUUUUUUUUUUUS

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's called Night Owls.

  • @snowyfurbinn4834
    @snowyfurbinn4834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I agree the explosion at 1:55 was 100% necessary and was not added in for comedic purposes whatsoever

  • @a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi
    @a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    3:22, I don’t know why but freaking poop bread just made me laugh uncontrollably.

  • @NPCarlsson
    @NPCarlsson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    2:38 I love that that little bit is so short, so simple and is really just one joke and it's pulled off perfectly.

    • @psychic_digit
      @psychic_digit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It’s so addictive to listen to

    • @random_musicfan
      @random_musicfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Imagine if cs188 was in charge of Pizza Hut’s marketing, LMAO

    • @bloodclot
      @bloodclot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      one of my fav part

    • @cellina.starfire
      @cellina.starfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two times the flavor, two times the fun.
      It's time to _F U C K_ at Pizza Hut.

    • @languid-4535
      @languid-4535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It sounds so real though lmao

  • @BB-te8tc
    @BB-te8tc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    This is great. There's something about you taking the piss out of these obnoxious fast paced commercials that just makes me laugh unlike anything else.

    • @franciasii2435
      @franciasii2435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I love how he only uses old ass ads from the 80s and 90s.
      The crappy VHS quality just adds to the cursed value. Kind of like how Hotel Mario was the go-to back in 2008

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@franciasii2435 Not to mention the nostalgia factor... ^_^

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@franciasii2435 Not to mention the nostalgia factor... ^_^

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@franciasii2435 It's like how Big Beat Mario only feels right because of QuebecGamers' cromulent gameplay captures.

    • @PapaJoJ
      @PapaJoJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Drink*.. 5 hour energy

  • @moonguy456
    @moonguy456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    "Two times the flavor, two times the fun! It's time to fuck at Pizza hut."
    And that is why, ladies and gentleman, is why you can never out pizza the hut.

    • @WhitefolksT
      @WhitefolksT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👉🏻👌🏻🕖🍕⛺

    • @twentyfivecents
      @twentyfivecents 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated comment. W

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      However, you can unpizza the Hut. It's called robbery.

    • @kaineridge2787
      @kaineridge2787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The highlight was this bit for me

    • @ranelaan767
      @ranelaan767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SuhuS

  • @stapler942
    @stapler942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Hearing that singer go "OH FUUUUUUU-" is one of the finest YTP moments I've seen.

    • @1SilverDollar
      @1SilverDollar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's gonna take forever to clean that pizza

  • @JohnEvans-xg2bp
    @JohnEvans-xg2bp ปีที่แล้ว +90

    @3:19 “Boy, you got boobs, LOLOL.”
    Why am I rolling on the floor, laughing so hard at this?

    • @The_Adventurer73
      @The_Adventurer73 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      SO that's what eh said, couldn't make out the words but I knew it was something along that line.

    • @shinjiwolf
      @shinjiwolf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Crying laughing at this exact moment, to the point of pain. So worth it.

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    2:38 That edit was so clean, pizza hut is gonna have to get themselves a lawyer

    • @cs188
      @cs188  2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      😬*sweating*

    • @Bill_Cipher1995
      @Bill_Cipher1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@cs188 Don't worry, cs. I'm sure you've got another $50k in Google Adsense revenue coming this week, right?

    • @ThugLifeBill
      @ThugLifeBill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@cs188 you're videos make me LMAO

    • @ThugLifeBill
      @ThugLifeBill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Matt Murdock what cab I irder you lol

    • @julinarlie2684
      @julinarlie2684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Its time to f### at pizza hut

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    1:32 Wow, that might be the most epic "sus" I've ever heard.

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sounds like Jack Black playing Among Us

    • @VicGChad07
      @VicGChad07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@_ArmIa If your name is not ChilledChaos, _Among Us_ is dead forever.

    • @KuromiScarlet5030
      @KuromiScarlet5030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it's 2022 Among us jokes is already dead

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lungs of steel

    • @aliendog7627
      @aliendog7627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KuromiScarlet5030 they're undead

  • @maws
    @maws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    "It's time to FUCK at Pizza Hut" has me laughing uncontrollably

    • @InuYasha6651
      @InuYasha6651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Bitch me too I am fucking crying and my face hurts

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ooooohhh fuck me at Pizza Hut, fill me with the sauce.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@InuYasha6651 Why did you have to call them a bitch do you want to fuck him.

    • @Brutus_the_warden
      @Brutus_the_warden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshshrum2764 why

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Brutus_the_warden Ayyy man if he’s going to go their I’m going to make it even dirtier.

  • @redsus4839
    @redsus4839 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “When seagull’s on a bagel, you can eat seagulls anytime.”
    -cs188, 2022

    • @invaderghostkungfu
      @invaderghostkungfu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Do not eat seagulls

    • @GerryJr-ni2et
      @GerryJr-ni2et 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@invaderghostkungfuPlease don't

    • @playsomething4029
      @playsomething4029 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Love that song 😆

    • @GerryJr-ni2et
      @GerryJr-ni2et 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@invaderghostkungfuPlease don't eat them

  • @mistyerrors3121
    @mistyerrors3121 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    4:28 the "Oh No ThEy DiDn'T" has been stuck in my head for the past week

  • @SayVandelay
    @SayVandelay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    I've been watching your YTPs for over a decade, and you still have the same juvenile sense of humor from when I was in high school. Nothing but sentence-mixing to make people say dick, piss, and shit jokes.
    Thank you for staying true all these years.

    • @cs188
      @cs188  2 ปีที่แล้ว +892

      These days I *do* try to make more clever edits if the source allows for it. But when I'm working with 30-second ads, there's normally not a lot of spoken content to work with, which means all I can do is grab the low-hanging fruit. I'm talking about balls of course, I like to grab balls.

    • @TriumphantPenguin2
      @TriumphantPenguin2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@cs188 Seriously, this one slayed me... just when I was done laughing at one joke, an even more fucked up one followed it and made me laugh even harder... that 80's/90's Domino's segment ended me.

    • @J242D
      @J242D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@cs188 don’t worry I like this hard compact nonstop action format a lot keep this formula in the mix pls & thx 🤝

    • @a.randomguy950
      @a.randomguy950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@cs188 There's no shame in making immature jokes, there's plenty of time in the day spent being serious. Half the reason I love your content so much is cuz it's fun to stop being serious and adult and just laugh at high quality sentence mixing

    • @CargoCommando
      @CargoCommando 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      didn't expect to see you here curtis, hope you had a good day

  • @ethanbrenna9798
    @ethanbrenna9798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    "We'll deliver a hot, disgusting pizza to you unless you call now!" Domino's is getting pretty aggressive with their marketing strategy.

    • @WolfRider2002
      @WolfRider2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And in case you were thinking of throwing the pizza away, our drivers will force feed you our pizza until you either pay up or until the driver runs out of slices
      Note: The price will go down the more pieces you eat

    • @beesechurger2540
      @beesechurger2540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well, looks like I'm being force fed pizza either way. So I guess I'll pay for it.

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nosehair pizza

    • @murdercubes4968
      @murdercubes4968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The only time i have seen domino's delivery guys have been when they are already late and try to sell your pizza to random people on a plaza

    • @rosencvetanov6129
      @rosencvetanov6129 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WolfRider2002 Free discount AND free pizza? Sign me up

  • @RandomDucc-sj8pd
    @RandomDucc-sj8pd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    3:51 the ‘dooooomiiiiiinoooooos’ sounded weirdly satysfying

    • @theajaxs720
      @theajaxs720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      As long as I don't get the "tumor. Tumor! TUMOR!!" then I'll be ok

    • @RandomDucc-sj8pd
      @RandomDucc-sj8pd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@theajaxs720 Their tumors are hella overpriced. I heard the local antivaxxer does them for free.

    • @pogchamp2907
      @pogchamp2907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It reminds me of those 2013 TH-cam animations.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The “Tumor Tumor Tumor” part sounded satisfying too

    • @theajaxs720
      @theajaxs720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BinglesP I know right?

  • @shadders43
    @shadders43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Something about the guy's tone when you mixed "Little Caesars FREAKIN POOP BREAD" is absolutely collapsing both of my lungs right now

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    5:05 I like how in the original commercial, he says "sauces" but cs188 still makes him say "susses" anyway. xD

  • @DanielJaegerFilms
    @DanielJaegerFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    The intro never gets old “Just believe me don’t watch” 😂😂

    • @soniathesmolfox5560
      @soniathesmolfox5560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ikr 🤣

    • @Peetfighter
      @Peetfighter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thanks, I was never able to understand what was said in the intro.

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      that song is forever ruined for me

    • @pokelover3602
      @pokelover3602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When you hear that into, you know some shit is about to go down.

    • @VicGChad07
      @VicGChad07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Peetfighter Not a problem, Chef Ramsay. :D

  • @Dabs_All_Ovar
    @Dabs_All_Ovar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    _"What planet are you from? You eat your pizza first then stick your breadsticks up your nose!"_
    Great poop, I always look forward to your newer videos.

  • @C-Midori
    @C-Midori 2 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    "Look, go directly to Pizza Planet and eat some pizza- *No, Pizza Planet sucks."*
    That was unexpected, and I love it.

    • @governor_explosion
      @governor_explosion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      There’s an actual Pizza Planet in MGM Studios in Florida. I was so hyped to eat there, being a big Pixar fan, but it does indeed suck.

    • @yulligoteckg2
      @yulligoteckg2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@governor_explosion I agree to, the food was a disappointment. .

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@governor_explosion Well, let me take a crack at it! ^_^ I think I might actually like it! :-)

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@governor_explosion No wonder woody, tried to stop buzz, from going.

    • @knlargadasss
      @knlargadasss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see we have the same tastes

  • @Jay_SUBZ3R0
    @Jay_SUBZ3R0 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Pizza goin’ down a Sofa!”
    *record scratch*
    “Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…”
    Hahahahaha! I lost it at that part!

  • @Enkay404
    @Enkay404 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The "cheese bites dyno bites and cheese bites dyno bites" bit has been living in my head rent-free for like a week now.

  • @dmitryboardman9762
    @dmitryboardman9762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I don't know why I was so amused by "we'll deliver a hot dog!"
    Also, I love the concept of a pizza place that threatens to deliver a pizza to you unless you call them and tell them to stop.

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think that's an actual SCP.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blacktigerpaw1 Are you referring to SCP-3275? Or is there another pizza entry?

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@orlandowordsmith6208 There are quite a few food entries. I do remember the eternal chocolate fountain one.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blacktigerpaw1 the endlessly replicating cake is a good one too - they have to consume it in its entirety or multiple new ones will keep popping up in random places

    • @IffyJottere
      @IffyJottere 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Come taste the-
      taste the-
      *T H E T A S T E*
      *T H E T A S T E*
      *T H E T A S T E...*

  • @dorarobertson2897
    @dorarobertson2897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep any time!"
    I felt that.

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    If CS eats 40 pizzas in 30 days, will he officially become the next Papa JoJ?

    • @blakewilson8654
      @blakewilson8654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      nah he's gonna be the next papa jabba

    • @Bradytheawesomeman777
      @Bradytheawesomeman777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And he’d probably do it all over again

    • @X-JAKA7
      @X-JAKA7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes he
      would 🙃

    • @AnxietyAddict
      @AnxietyAddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He’d definitely get the JoJ

    • @gatortime8368
      @gatortime8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And then he'd take a crap inside his pizza

  • @DanielQualls777
    @DanielQualls777 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:04 "And then *BaAaAaAaAaM*, yer ded." the funniest part 🤣🤣🤣

    • @VicGChad07
      @VicGChad07 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the Idaho Flu Pizza

  • @carloso5910official
    @carloso5910official ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:03 Call now and we'll deliver 30 pizzas to you in less than 1 minute.

    • @IffyJottere
      @IffyJottere 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We'll deliver a liver and a coc

  • @GoodolJulius.
    @GoodolJulius. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    0:37 got me good already. Your editing is always top notch and never fails to make us laugh

    • @HD_555
      @HD_555 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Brainiac *Kayak*

  • @Token_Nerd
    @Token_Nerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    The fact that I remember that "losing your virginity to pizza" tweet...
    Also I didn't know I needed "Sexy and I Know It" in a pizza box theme in my life, but now I can't live without it.

    • @cs188
      @cs188  2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Just a throwback to a real old video of mine: th-cam.com/video/xT1pkdWHRQ8/w-d-xo.html

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@cs188 Oh my god, that video does not feel 10 years old! I quote that song anytime I think of Dominoes, lol. Also means I've been watching you for a decade or more...damn, where do the years go 😅

    • @FooPanda
      @FooPanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Right? Feels like I just watched the Kesha videos for the first time just a few months ago... :(

  • @yodogerik
    @yodogerik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    CS definitely had the goal of trying to make pizza unappetizing.
    “Papajons took a shit in the pizza”
    It worked

  • @The_ScoobZ
    @The_ScoobZ ปีที่แล้ว +18

    as a certified pizza hut employee i can confirm this is accurate

  • @rukkamewmew
    @rukkamewmew ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:25 "its not dilivery, its disgusting" - moistcritical

  • @nexusgalaxy9249
    @nexusgalaxy9249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "It's time to *_FUCC_* at Pizza Hut"
    Sounds about right

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SuHuS

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That’s where i went to be laided as a pizza hut femboy dammit, but take me out for the pizza first i have standards despite my horniness.

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I lost it at "stupid freakin' pizzas with extra freakin' chalk"

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I laughed at it again just reading your comment and saying the words in my head. So funny!

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *holiday chalk*

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      F R E A K I N P O O P B R E A D

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jerma, is that you.

    • @ranelaan767
      @ranelaan767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pizza pizza! !azzip azziP

  • @philruu
    @philruu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    If a commercial has 5.000 mathematically possible ways to combine words to funny sentences then cs188 finds at least 10.000 of them

  • @Jameson-Olyssa-Andy-Ella-Tamby
    @Jameson-Olyssa-Andy-Ella-Tamby ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Each bite of this slice is strange stuff!"
    Jose Hydrant: "It's strange looking stuff!"

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:23 I love how the zoom in implies they will only allow you to get a public Breadstickjob for a limited time

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Breadstickjob lmaooooooo

  • @DustinOffAClassic
    @DustinOffAClassic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    It's like the glory days of YTP never went away whenever you post.

  • @SankaJonesCreations
    @SankaJonesCreations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Call now, and we'll deliver THIRTY pizzas to you in less than ONE minute!"
    Pizza version of Cookie Clicker tho

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pizza Presser

  • @Jolpe
    @Jolpe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "WHEN YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE IS ABYSMAL YOU CAN SLEEP ANYTIME"
    too true, too true

    • @blakewilson8654
      @blakewilson8654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!

  • @cheeplethebulldog1420
    @cheeplethebulldog1420 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is way too well edited and too funny for the amount of views it has. Great job on this, you deserve more attention for this

  • @RStaRaptoR
    @RStaRaptoR ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What an instant classic. Ytp's are a true art-form. There's nothing else that hits it just right besides asmr.

  • @VenomizerStarrk
    @VenomizerStarrk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Each bite of this slice right here is gonna kill ya....then BAAAAAAAM, ya dead"
    Now I'm cackling on the floor like a witch at 4am because of this line

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yer ded
      also don't you hate it when pizza is stuffed with F E B R E Z E

    • @VenomizerStarrk
      @VenomizerStarrk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@natsuko_mikan oH nO ThEy DiDn'T!

    • @disneylover6408
      @disneylover6408 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your mom: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! ITS 4 O' CLOCK IN THE MORNING!

    • @greatPretender79
      @greatPretender79 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🎵🎶 you can cackle like a witch on the 4 at floor in the morning 🎵

  • @projectember728
    @projectember728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    2:07 Damn 30 pizzas in less than a minute
    And for the same price as 1 pizza?
    What a deal!

    • @HD_555
      @HD_555 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      wOoOw WoOoW

    • @carloso5910official
      @carloso5910official 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Perfect when you want to make a pizza party

  • @lilsizzly1982
    @lilsizzly1982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    4:09 the spider bit was perfect. Thank you.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      God it makes me sick imagining a giant enemy spider on a pie.

    • @aliendog7627
      @aliendog7627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh no thᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ!

    • @DiagonalTanooki
      @DiagonalTanooki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joshshrum2764 that's a pizza

    • @Nikkii199045
      @Nikkii199045 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *O O O O O H H N O O O O O O O*

  • @kthesque
    @kthesque ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think I might actually get a pizza today if my abysmal sleep schedule doesn't make me sleep all day

  • @LandoTheGamer1980
    @LandoTheGamer1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:56 A Completely Neccessary Explosion?! LOL!

  • @ConnerTheWaffle
    @ConnerTheWaffle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I wanna try that epic pooperoni rusted crust ngl

    • @redtraveller6712
      @redtraveller6712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luigi look! It's a *W a f f l e*

    • @J242D
      @J242D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s *NASTY* !

    • @k1zm3t
      @k1zm3t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh hey conner

    • @BAKU2K2
      @BAKU2K2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo Connor, are you turning into Guru Larry? Because now I'm starting to see you everywhere too.

    • @ArizonaJewell
      @ArizonaJewell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Call up Papa JoJ and get it delivered, just keep in mind that you might have to do it all over again.

  • @Awolfx
    @Awolfx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    0:57 I can eat Seagulls anytime??? *DO NO EAT SEAGULLS* Well shit.

  • @Spikeelsucko
    @Spikeelsucko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I sometimes find myself thinking about how cool it is that CS188 has completely mastered a totally unique form of art and expression

  • @TorpidAlpaca663
    @TorpidAlpaca663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    4:08 To the spicy Sussy Sus

    • @ItsOmeyYT
      @ItsOmeyYT ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To the... Oh No. *Sprays raid on the slice and gets a new slice and pretends nothing happened*

    • @Alexahis6
      @Alexahis6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To the spider
      🕷️
      OH NO

    • @Theawesomesonic
      @Theawesomesonic ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To the spider
      ...
      *OH NO*

    • @saverocool8510
      @saverocool8510 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      To the spider
      OH NO

    • @IffyJottere
      @IffyJottere 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ItsOmeyYT To the epic stuffed crust that's stuffed with Febreeze *coughs on fabric freshener fumes*

  • @LonelyMarowak
    @LonelyMarowak ปีที่แล้ว +28

    There are so many amazing quotes from this YTP:
    “When the seagull’s on a bagel, you can eat seagulls anytime!”
    “Boy, you got bewbs. LAWL.”
    “Get Little Caeser’s FREAKIN’ POOP BREAD.”
    I can’t stop thinking about those quotes in particular.

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 ปีที่แล้ว

      5:00
      "YOU COULD SUCK A BIG PENIS AT 4 IN THE MORNIN'!

    • @carloso5910official
      @carloso5910official ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here are a few more:
      "The new Twisted Cristed Piss Pizza from Hutza Hut!"
      "When bagel's on a bagel, you can eat bagels anytime!"
      "Call now and we'll deliver 30 pizzas to you in less than 1 minute."
      "We'll deliver a hot disgusting pizzal to you unless you call now, Call Now, CALL RIGHT NOW, and we'll deliver a liver, and we'll deliver a caulk. WOWOWOWOWOW!!!"

    • @MyNameIsNotPa
      @MyNameIsNotPa ปีที่แล้ว

      Papa japa took a dick and stuffed it inside my mouth

    • @Anaea
      @Anaea 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Sleeping in the morning, sleeping in the evening, sleeping at suppertime. When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime!"

  • @BoosterDawg
    @BoosterDawg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    2:39 i have never heard a cleaner FUCK edit than right here, actually blew my mind 🤣

    • @FlynMaker7
      @FlynMaker7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It sounds like they actually said it

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "When your sleep schedule is abysmal you can sleep anytime"
    meirl

  • @atomicanachronism8849
    @atomicanachronism8849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I can't believe this whole video was a testament to CS188's lust for pizzussy

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza tf lady that’s sexy then you would really be eating her out ayyyyyyy.

  • @random_musicfan
    @random_musicfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:59 I have never heard such inspirational words before 🥲

  • @TebbIndeed
    @TebbIndeed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    There's just something about the way Papajolapap's spokesman says "OH NO THEY DIDN'T!" that makes me laugh so much. 🤣

  • @BalticoYT
    @BalticoYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I laughed so hard at "THE TASTE THE TASTE THE TASTE" back then, and I'm so glad that you referenced it.
    Also, Twisted Cristed Piss sounds tasty right about now. At the same time, that Freakin' Poop Bread sounds good, too. What do you suggest?

    • @D3usExMachina
      @D3usExMachina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was waiting half the video for that

    • @RealJesseSmoke
      @RealJesseSmoke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What about those lava shit cakes?

    • @abitofabitofabit4404
      @abitofabitofabit4404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Chicken Italian pizza with extra roasted babies is so fesh.

    • @ambk2010
      @ambk2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed my ass off at the taste it taste it taste it part too

  • @SaulTeeNutz
    @SaulTeeNutz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I’ve never stopped enjoying this man’s videos since 2018. Thanks for the laughs!

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Add 10 years to that and that’s when most viewers started!

    • @abitofabitofabit4404
      @abitofabitofabit4404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@roddydykes7053 I too have been a great fan of cs since 2028

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The true grand standard man he’s made poops way better than just reversed dialogue.

  • @Mr.PlatanoMAN970
    @Mr.PlatanoMAN970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    3:28 "pissa pissa i smeel puzzy" i like that one lol!!!

  • @cmb9173
    @cmb9173 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i don't know how many times i have watched this over the past years. here and there i just like to return to this YTP because spiders on pizza and carefully selected nosehair will never fail to amuse me.

  • @BaIlincat43
    @BaIlincat43 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's beem exactly 1 year since this masterpiece has been posted

  • @JimblesNotronbo
    @JimblesNotronbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That "it's time to fuck" in the pizza hut ad was so well mixed it hit me like an 18 wheeler

  • @elex621
    @elex621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It’s so cool to see CS still killin it with these, having watched him for a decade now.

  • @eliorahg
    @eliorahg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "Do not eat seagulls"
    As someone who recently moved to Ireland from Ukraine, thanks for warning me. What would I have done without you, CS.

    • @fenrir5741
      @fenrir5741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      was it like eating taco bell times 400?
      because them birds eat the greasiest stuff in existence including fish as well as basically everything that exists.
      i don't want to know what eating a seagull is like but I'm curious can you tell me what happened when you ate the fat gluttonous bird

    • @Glumpsy
      @Glumpsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fenrir5741 Our seagulls (are they still SEAgulls if there's only a river?) probably eat more trash than fish. They're all over the town, swarming dumpsters. I had to visit a landfill for work once, and I'm pretty sure there were more of them there than at the shore. They definitely are not on my to eat list.

  • @IffyJottere
    @IffyJottere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:26 The new *TWISTED CRISTED PISS*

    • @RedDemonTV
      @RedDemonTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      From Hutza Hut

    • @Yare_YareDaze
      @Yare_YareDaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, Pizza Planet Sucks, Its Free Breadsticks First, Then The Free Marinara Or Ram Ranch Dipping Sauce- Dude What??

    • @RhoodaTheGreenBullGuy97
      @RhoodaTheGreenBullGuy97 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I got one word for ya:

    • @IffyJottere
      @IffyJottere 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RhoodaTheGreenBullGuy97 "That's two words kayak"

  • @cyberstargazer
    @cyberstargazer 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i swear this is one of my favorite videos of yours

  • @twentywordsorlessYT
    @twentywordsorlessYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "It's time to fuck at Pizza Hut" - so pepperoni, beef, and ham are not the only meats that'd be inside you when you go there.
    I'm not remotely sorry.

    • @jholo9922
      @jholo9922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wtf

    • @Brutus_the_warden
      @Brutus_the_warden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There will be more than ranch in you to

    • @loercayt6146
      @loercayt6146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds good

    • @10shinobi50
      @10shinobi50 ปีที่แล้ว

      there will also be sausage and bacon inside of you

  • @williamkilburn7327
    @williamkilburn7327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    As someone who works at a pizza hut, the pizza hut parts had me cry laughing🤣 also the fade out of 🎶 cheese bites and dynabites🎶🎶

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it’s time to f a c k at pizza hut

    • @SansIsLost
      @SansIsLost ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lmao XD

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "So is it breadsticks or is it a pizza?"
    *"Yes"*
    "What?"
    "Did I stutter?"
    "You're right, I should've never questioned the authority of the Hut, for I cannot out pizza it...understandable, have a great day"
    "When bagel's on a bagel, you can eat bagels anytime!" this sounds like it should be the new slogan for both New York City and Montreal with how much of them they consume.

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ngl i'd like some twisted crust pizza

    • @s3lf1shsyan1d3
      @s3lf1shsyan1d3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@natsuko_mikan okay but would you like some twisted cristed piss pizza

  • @Karukazoo24
    @Karukazoo24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Taste the tasteless pizza" had me dead

  • @finalunusedname
    @finalunusedname ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "CS188 is actually a chicken."
    Sir Mix-A-Lot: And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'...

  • @daltongill8677
    @daltongill8677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "When your sleep schedule's abysmal, you can sleep anytime!"
    that shouldn't be as big a mood as it is

  • @chrisflores3029
    @chrisflores3029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    1:09 _Pizza going down the sofa_
    Hahahaha! I lost it with the pizza on the sofa part. I died laughing.

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    • @ozyrysjr3171
      @ozyrysjr3171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fun Fact: But There's a PS1 Controller & a Handle But I didn't see a Console but nice a to tribute to PS1 Cameo.

    • @cosmiccatalyst6448
      @cosmiccatalyst6448 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@natsuko_mikan 1:13 YOU GONNA NEED *TIDE*

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cosmiccatalyst6448 when BAGEL’s on a BAGEL, you can eat *B A G E L S* anytime!

    • @gerardsheppard894
      @gerardsheppard894 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sdfikjashdfvbhauirhiuf

  • @MattXShaver
    @MattXShaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As someone who grew up watching videos like these 10+ years ago, I am so happy that people are still making them. Please never stop.

  • @myla2495
    @myla2495 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was smiling the whole video and sometimes giggling outloud

  • @Daikaijudethedude
    @Daikaijudethedude ปีที่แล้ว +7

    To the spicy spicy saucy sauce, to the spider. *OH NO*

  • @JShaggy
    @JShaggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:22 Sometimes, you gotta make fun of yourself.

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's been me pretty much since like 2016 or so.

    • @C-Midori
      @C-Midori ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn’t even realize that was cs188 lol

  • @willk7508
    @willk7508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The legend himself delivers with more extremely based content.

    • @GemGen
      @GemGen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_Sussie Based_*

    • @vernonsalisbury5276
      @vernonsalisbury5276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pizza time

    • @willk7508
      @willk7508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vernonsalisbury5276 Thanks, Spiderman

  • @Bradytheawesomeman777
    @Bradytheawesomeman777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    2:18 The taste the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

    • @luissemedo3597
      @luissemedo3597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      With hopes that HoH SiS would be there

    • @Bradytheawesomeman777
      @Bradytheawesomeman777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@luissemedo3597 f-k Santa Claus

    • @PxPtheBook
      @PxPtheBook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *glitchy laughing*

    • @Bradytheawesomeman777
      @Bradytheawesomeman777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PxPtheBook The children would nestle all snugged in there SUGGIES about visions of stupid sh-t danced in their heads, my cawks hard as fucc

    • @antioriginalityguy
      @antioriginalityguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bradytheawesomeman777 And ive just settled down, after a loong fap.
      Dad stinks

  • @jessebelrabino8541
    @jessebelrabino8541 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:09 🎵 Pizza Goin' down the sofa 🎵

    • @hearty_animations
      @hearty_animations 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh... FUUUUUU
      UU
      UUU
      U
      UU
      UUUU
      UU
      UU
      U
      U
      U
      Uuuuu
      U
      Uu
      I
      Uuuuuu
      UUUU
      Uu
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      Uuuu
      Uu
      U
      Uuuu
      Uu
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      U
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      Uu
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      Uuu
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      Uuuuuu
      Uu
      Uuuuu
      U
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      Uuuu
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      Uuu
      Uu
      I
      U
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      Uuuuu
      U
      Uuuu
      U
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      Uuuu
      U
      Uuuuuu
      U
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      U
      Uuu

    • @cureaura2023
      @cureaura2023 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You gonna need Tide :-)

    • @SBSP02
      @SBSP02 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🎵 When bagel's on a bagel, you can eat bagels anytime 🎵

  • @pfargtl96
    @pfargtl96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Best YTP channel. Quality has been on point since like a decade ago. A true artist.

  • @ImJustLayZ
    @ImJustLayZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    that "oH nO ThEy dIdNt" was hilarious

  • @isaaccboyd8887
    @isaaccboyd8887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    1:41 good to know dominoes is out here innovating. You can’t get free pizza for late delivery if there is no delivery

    • @fenrir5741
      @fenrir5741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i remembered when people died from that good on you dominoes for forcing people to go to your restaurant to prevent car crashes

    • @saverocool8510
      @saverocool8510 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      When most pizza delivers...
      Domino's doesn't delivery pizza at all!
      Wut? U angry?
      Taste the koala bear
      (And don't call PETA )

  • @Cloudwalk9
    @Cloudwalk9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Lost my sides from anticipating that you'd call back to "THE TASTE THE TASTE THE TASTE" when you actually did it. You amazing bastard.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am so sorry for your loss. Can you still taste the taste the taste the taste without them?

  • @unoriginalperson72
    @unoriginalperson72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YTPs need to make a comeback, it's an artform that too many people think don't exist anymore

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP หลายเดือนก่อน

      Update: It kinda has now, because Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle

  • @againtjugofcocomilk
    @againtjugofcocomilk ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "when your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime!"

  • @BenJPics9925
    @BenJPics9925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    30 Pizzas delivered to me in 1 minute? Man, I love the future.

  • @kevinriehl5155
    @kevinriehl5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    2:39 I literally just woke up my wife from laughing like an idiot 😂

    • @idontknowlolgivemesoemthi
      @idontknowlolgivemesoemthi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well,listen to the pizza hut guy!

    • @Irrelevant402
      @Irrelevant402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And her sleep schedule is now abysmal.

    • @xj0462
      @xj0462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Irrelevant402 And now, she can sleep anytime!

  • @outfoxies
    @outfoxies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The jokes hidden in the captions are really underrated

  • @MrBlueSkyof1607
    @MrBlueSkyof1607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🎵When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime!🎵 Well, I try to.