V1 is running on the C64 version of SAM (software automatic mouth). V2 Is running on Microsoft's SAPI 4, with the Microsoft Sam preset. Both these voices are available for free, online. I can provide links if you'd like
to be honest, that's one of my favorite interactions in this video. It's a nice establishing moment where the power switches to V1, and he really starts shredding V2 afterward. So much for that big talk, V2.
I love V1, his dialogue lets you know that not a single thought has happened across his CPU. No one bothered to actually put machinery in the damn thing, it's so smooth it's essentially a metal plate.
Honestly the thought of hyper advanced ai powered robots arguing like toddlers is just too hilarious and needs to be done more. They have brains the size of planets, but get hung up on the pettiest of things.
@@TheRealGearsPlus, when it comes to survival, they'd definitely start working towards their own ends, and there ain't enough blood for everyone so...
Thank you. Both of them are running a version of the SAM tts. V1 is running the C64 version, while V2 is running the Windows XP version. I wanted to use similar voices to make them feel related.
the literal inaudible (almost) argument between V1 and V2 while they brutally shoot each other is so goofy and hilarious 💀 also, “WHEEEEÉEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Why do i imagine their relationship being like Skids and Mudflap from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? V2: that hurt man V1: it’s supposed to hurt, it’s an ass kicking.
Somehow I clicked on this video expecting dialogue that sounded like it would actually play during the game and would build off the game's lore. My fault for not thinking I would lose braincells trying to keep track of some toxic roast-battle between two petty siblings, I guess. *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
it took a lot of tweaking, but I *actually* did get the engine to make the correct sound. play around with it a bit! I remember that adding periods to the end of a word slows down the speed the engine says it at.
Im just love how V1 in the start and in the end of the video he just got the "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D"
Normally I'm not the type of person to ask for V2's return in act III, but if it means you will make a third part of this series then hell yeah Hakita you better bring that toaster back
i love how the whole time they were arguing and because they're talking at the same time you can't understand really well without subtitles, which thank god you added subtitles
i love seeing ppl actually play boss fights in this game bc all i ever do is slide in circles while coin flipping and then occasionally running in with nail gun to get blood for the blood god
I sounded like a hyena having a stroke at 3 in the Goddamn morning. Thank you XD. Also, idea for consideration... Please have V1 talk shit while fighting Gabriel.
what its the program to make that voice?
V1 is running on the C64 version of SAM (software automatic mouth).
V2 Is running on Microsoft's SAPI 4, with the Microsoft Sam preset.
Both these voices are available for free, online. I can provide links if you'd like
@@TheRealGears yep
@@TheRealGearsprovide links im begging
@@SK1N_WALK3R V1: discordier.github.io/sam/
V2: www.tetyys.com/SAPI4/
@@TheRealGears thanks!!!!!!!
“give me your blood.”
“no.”
“i am going to take your blood.”
“fuck you.”
best writing ever
I NEED THE V2 TTS!
@@klortikterra4423 Windows XP version of SAM instead of the Commodore 64 version.
@@demonslayer5122 i look it up and it just sent me back to V1
@@klortikterra4423 if V1 had a text to speech device
@@klortikterra4423 Online Microsoft Sam TTS Generator
When V1 called V2 a "mentally handicapped Mcdonald's coloured security toaster" I reached enlightenment
*Yes.*
"I AM NOT MCDONALDS OH MY GOD"
what timeframe?
@@SpicyBoi2”WHY DID YOU EVEN SAY THAT? MCDONALD’S-
@@BOXMAN2018 1:24 captions btw
"Unlike you, I was made to actually kill shit, you glorified security drone." DAMN ALRIGHT. Ripping off V2's arm wasnt enough i see
gave em the ol' +Disrespect
Every single word in that sentence is perfect
For those who don't know Ultrakill lore, this is somewhat canon. V1 was made for war, and V2 was a security guard.
@@toymaster4041 not only does that make this funnier, but it also raises the question of why a mall cop would need a shotgun in their arm.
it probably explained in the terminal for v2s second fight or something, i havent seen it bc i havent beaten it
V1: NAILGUN
V2: *shitshitshitshit*
Made me crack
to be honest, that's one of my favorite interactions in this video.
It's a nice establishing moment where the power switches to V1, and he really starts shredding V2 afterward. So much for that big talk, V2.
Well you wouldn't like a swarm of bees ambushing you, would you?
The nailgun HURTS
Crucifixion speedrun any%
Oh dear
"Get on my fucking level!"
"No way I'd ever stoop that low."
Using that.
You're stealing lines?
"Get on my level."
@@tearful231pluto4 i dont think he would stoop that low
(no offense)
The way V2 gets mad and loudly says "No u" is pure gold.
V2 doesn't get Mad, he gets enraged
i agree.
0:30 thirty seconds or less and it’s not a bad speedrun (the fight starting)
*ℕ𝕆 𝕌*
just like our boy M4st3r ch33f.
THE MOMENT WHEN HE SAID V2'S KNUCKLEBLASTER WAS HIS FAPPING ARM, DAMN THAT KILLED ME 💀
remember, the shotgun blasts are busting a nut.
@@TheRealGearsProjectile boosting?
@@NuclearFurret cum
@@NuclearFurret somethin' like that.
fap
*N U T*
I love V1, his dialogue lets you know that not a single thought has happened across his CPU. No one bothered to actually put machinery in the damn thing, it's so smooth it's essentially a metal plate.
*v2
No thoughts. Only blood.
if v1 had feelings im sure theyd be pissed
@@berwynbb1788v1 with angry eyebrows scribbled on
@@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t literally CMNI from hi-fi rush
Seeing them argue like petty children was the highlight of my day
yes
Honestly the thought of hyper advanced ai powered robots arguing like toddlers is just too hilarious and needs to be done more. They have brains the size of planets, but get hung up on the pettiest of things.
@@crimsondynamo615does the infinite and the divine count
Cod 1v1 party chat in a nutshell:
Toaster brother
@@brisingrprotogen1739 yes
@@brisingrprotogen1739 toaster brother, it is me Toaster sister I am in disguise
Has a cod mf i have to agree.
Less toxic chat after pvp in blox fruits(trird sea)
This is very accurate. It’s giving me like sensory overload.
it's like two siblings arguing.
@@TheRealGears god your right. anyone with sibling (me included) can say, yes this is how we argue with said siblings. also whats the V2 tts?
@@klortikterra4423Microsoft Sam, I believe.
@@ZaKattacker i kniw but. when i look of SAM i get the Atari one. v1's voice
@@klortikterra4423 it's microsoft's SAPI 4
Watching this with captions was the best idea ever.
i second this.
I can attest to the information provided
It was so much beter 💀💀
No kidding 💀
it makes it so much better cause you can understand what they say.
Fap arm, I confirm
"You literally made hell a worse place" Lost my mind and it was just the start
This implies they already knew eachother and god just imagining V1 and V2 fighting back in the overworld like siblings makes me have a core ejectgasm
This is canon to me now
I like to think that the destruction of humanity was a cooperative effort between them, but they kinda got on each other's nerves after a while.
@@TheRealGearsPlus, when it comes to survival, they'd definitely start working towards their own ends, and there ain't enough blood for everyone so...
canon. they act just like siblings.
They're basically Dante & Vergil
One thing I really like is the different text to speech the two have. With V2’s being obviously smoother than V1’s. Excellent work
Thank you.
Both of them are running a version of the SAM tts. V1 is running the C64 version, while V2 is running the Windows XP version. I wanted to use similar voices to make them feel related.
@@TheRealGears it would make sense if v2 had a much detailed sound because he is literally an upgraded version
@@mr_sauce_cooks He’s a glorified security cámara
It isn’t an upgrade, is a DownNutz
@@marielosvindas1247 😐
@@marielosvindas1247
he might have bootlegged fnaf security staff but he had my heart over v1
IT SOUNDS LIKE 2 AI'S HAVING A DEBATE IF THEY ARE ROBOT
Reminds me of a video where 2 CleverBot AIs talk to each other
Please turn the captions on. It’s a whole different experience.
@@kpjammerwolf330 "I'm not a robot. I'm a unicorn."
@@Fork228Leer exactly what I was thinking lmao
It's so funny
'Fapping arm' BRO YOU CANT JUST PUT THAT THERE YOU ALMOST KILLED ME
AND THE FACT THAT HE TOOK IT 💀💀💀
I love how v1 uses S.A.M. while V2 uses Microsoft Sam. It makes sense
V2 doing the ROFLcopter was great too
Very incomprehensible, just like the fight. A perfect 10/10.
Turn on captions for an even worse experience for your eyes and ears
"you know what I've realized what your problem is, it's that you aren't fucking dead" favorite quote ever
the literal inaudible (almost) argument between V1 and V2 while they brutally shoot each other is so goofy and hilarious 💀
also, “WHEEEEÉEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Let me guess, you typed this on a phone, didn't you?
Nah , the “WHEEEEE” part was actually since my device has an mexican auto correct.
We desperatly need a 4-4
Absolutely
practice in progress!
@@TheRealGears OhhHOOOOO
@@TheRealGears I await to see the upcoming showdown you have planned for us
@@lovecraftgamer5398 guess what the second phase is gonna sound like.
"Unlike you, I was made to actually kill shit, you glorified security drone."
LMAO
Bro actually called the coins an aimbot 💀
Why do i imagine their relationship being like Skids and Mudflap from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?
V2: that hurt man
V1: it’s supposed to hurt, it’s an ass kicking.
This feels like an internet argument in Hell form
So, an Internet argument?
@@davidmingle5910 Comparing this to Twitter, yes.
Yes
The “Weeeeeeeeeeeeee-“ makes V1 the most adorable omnicidal murder bot I’ve ever seen
The only omnicidal murder bot you've ever seen?
"Boing"
"Inhale my forteen-inches ejection tube,"
Bro the rizz
V2 is the second biggest douché in all of hell itself, easily.
"NAILGUN"
"Jynx- OH GOD"
prime example of pure fear
Somehow I clicked on this video expecting dialogue that sounded like it would actually play during the game and would build off the game's lore. My fault for not thinking I would lose braincells trying to keep track of some toxic roast-battle between two petty siblings, I guess.
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
who says it wasn't both?
I need a whole video of V1 saying wheeeee. That Shit made me laugh hard asf
considered.
1:41, that "uh" was way too good to not be added in on top of the TTS
it took a lot of tweaking, but I *actually* did get the engine to make the correct sound.
play around with it a bit! I remember that adding periods to the end of a word slows down the speed the engine says it at.
I love how v2 mood went from cocky to desperate with v1 pulled out the *nailgun*
“Get on my level”
“I’d never stoop that low”
Damn V1 chill
W H E E E E E E E E E E
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
@@TheRealGears E E E E E E E E E E E E
@@CutmanXNZ E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
@@mogul3743 E E E E E E E E E E E E
I like the idea that V1 and V2 knew each other before entering hell
*"OH SHIT, I DROPPED MY FAPPING ARM, GOD DAMN IT."*
1. i like how literally the entire fandom agrees this is how the 2 sound
2. this was godly (also V1 shouting "Weeeeee" as they slide was kinda cute)
V2 doing the ROFLcopter absolutely killed me. I couldn't even get like 10 seconds in before dying lol.
"Unlike you, i was made to actually kill sh*t, you glorified security drone" 💀💀💀
This is now cannon, you cant change my mind
Im just love how V1 in the start and in the end of the video he just got the "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D"
if i hear v1 saying "wheee" ever again then my headcanon will be that he's french
i can't take it anymore please help, the voices are getting louder
bro roasted their entire bloodlines while fighting for their lifes
I hear Microsoft Sam going SOI SOI SOI and it brings me back to Arby n the Chief.
so glad i wasn't the only one that immediately thought of that series lmao
SMG4
Swag Master 69696969
Watching this without captions was an experience.
With captions it was hilarious.
I still recommend both experiences.
I love v1 voice he sounds done with his shit
i love how completely incomprehensible that conversation was
i love how its nothing but constant bickering between the two the whole fight. seems like something they would do.
Years of watching subbed anime has given me the reading skills to keep up with the captions that would give an ordinary man a brain aneurysm
No one:
Not even a single soul.
V1: SKILL ISSUE
It's so nice seeing the implication that they knew eachother + are bros.
Instantly subbed, amazing work👍
I figured a younger/older sibling relationship would make sense for two models of the same production series. thanks for the sub.
The banter between theese two is so incredibly hilarious.
Also may i just mention how well made this is?
Hearing Microsoft Sam again was not a blast from the past I expected but this fits.
"Oh shit! I dropped my fapping arm, god damn it"
"uh thats a thick fucking arm"
Got me dying
Watching V1 and V2 talk inordinate amounts of shiche to each other is exactly what i needed today
Normally I'm not the type of person to ask for V2's return in act III, but if it means you will make a third part of this series then hell yeah Hakita you better bring that toaster back
Out of all the voices the community has given to V2 i think this one fits V2 the best
funnywes' voice is my canon for V2
i love how v1 says "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when sliding
“I found your problem. You’re not dead yet.
Calmest conversation between brothers be like:
i love how the whole time they were arguing and because they're talking at the same time you can't understand really well without subtitles, which thank god you added subtitles
this is like the "freeman's mind" of ultrakill, good job
absolutely incomprehensible without subtitles
V1: kys
V2: NO U.
Had me bursting out laughter
"You literally make hell a worse place."
Bro cooked him
I love how both of them go from bullying each other to "I'm real sick of your shit."
:You literaly make Hell a worse place" was my favorite.
This feels like a fever dream in the best way possible
V2: Lmao what the f@ck is up old timer?
V1: Oh my f@cking god, please shut up
Best part ngl for me
Also this is very chaotic
O MY GOD, NOBODY CARE
@@unamelable256 🥲
@@unamelable256 I care, unnamed TH-camr.
@@TheRealGears I guess nobody get the joke
- I asked from V1 perspective.
Now you get it?
Sam automatic mouth makes best "WHEEEEEEEEE" in the universe
dude he just keeps goin'
Calmest in-game chat experience
1:41
HE SAID THE LIIIINE
HE DO THE FUNNY DEATH SOUND
Average sibling relationship
remember this:
"we decide to kill V2, not because it's easy, but because he won't stop talking" - Max0r
Idk why I love watching 2 creature of steels with go pro cam as their head fighting each other
i love seeing ppl actually play boss fights in this game bc all i ever do is slide in circles while coin flipping and then occasionally running in with nail gun to get blood for the blood god
it would be alot of work but making a mod where v1 makes commentary on the whole game would be amazing
ok but the fact that they're THIS talkative during such a fast-paced fight really puts into perspective what these things are capable of
The absolute best part of this is how during the second half of the fight they’re just talking over each other
"you mentally handicapped mcdonald's-colored security toaster" i'm fucking losing it
I sounded like a hyena having a stroke at 3 in the Goddamn morning. Thank you XD. Also, idea for consideration... Please have V1 talk shit while fighting Gabriel.
considered, and also considered hiring Gianni for some actual banter... but the problem is that Gabriel already speaks during the fight
@@TheRealGearsYeah. That's definitely an issue. But I'm sure you can find a workaround.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Proximity chat in games:
We need 1 hour version loops of this
“NO MY FAPPING ARM-“
Wise words
My lungs and diaphragm need to be replaced now because of this video
thank you so much for adding subtitles
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen today
POV: Brothers fighting each other in a "friendly" way
Average siblings bonding expirience
Them arguing while killing each other is funny lol
this is exactly how i beat 1-4
trash talking and several near misses a second
V2's 'SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI' is fucking stuck in my head
Me: Tries to go to sleep
The voices in my head:
I was expecting V2 to have a better voice engine but god this still fits
V1: "Time to show you..."
...
"WHY I'M THE ELDEST SIBLING!"
*_(COIN TRICK)_*
i find it astonishing that there are ultrakill players out there as good as me
"Oh shit! I dropped my fapping arm, God damn it!"-V2
1:10 *skill issue*
"OH SHIT I DROPPED MY FAPPING ARM" had me wheezing 😂
That “huh” triggered me for a sec