@@adrianramos7690you've unlocked the secret: their personalities are mirrored, including the reason for their rivalry. they both think they're the better one, and have to prove it.
@@NO_ir777 ahem… Walking Malfunction, Toasterhead, Megabyte for Brains, Clanker as someone else said, Defect, Factory Failure, Scrapheap, And my personal favorite. Son of a Microwave.
I love how v2 progressively talks like he's actually fighting, he gets mad when he gets enraged, he tries to think being able to throw coins is cool, he progressively sounds more and more concerned so that when phase 2 starts hes scared, bravo man
@@owen723 I definetly am not a master at this game. I don't even have act 2 p ranked yet. V2 is just: use magnets and parry Edit: I also only have wave 28 in cybergrind
I love how V1 just gets absolutely straight to it at the start of the fight and goes for the throat instead of waiting for some sort of monologue featuring a few slurs back and forth
V1, sitting on his throne: Hm? You’re approaching me? Rather than running away, you’re coming closer? Even though- V1, full sprinting: FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU [chokeslams V2]
I thought this was never gonna happen and I was gonna have to make a second part, but thank god it's here I would've never thought of V1 and V2 both just screaming "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
I like to imagine the people who made V 1 and 2 put a code in them that made then say "WHEEEEEEE" whenever they slide, and it happens whether they both like it or not.
I love how both of them can't absolutely think of anything other then "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they slide. Like, literally nothing. No thoughts, head "weee"
Something about v2 falling of the pyramid and just yelling “WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” then getting cut off by the landing always gets me
can we all take a moment to appreciate the auto generated captions incase you're reading this after the actual ones were made they are: 0:00 me 0:02 and they'll watch the whole time 0:26 options 0:53 [Music] 1:18 quick quick 1:23 foreign 1:26 [Music] 1:36 [Music] (stolen from the transcriptions)
my headcanon is now both v1 and v2 are forced to scream "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" whenever they slide at any moment regardless of what they are doing or what level they are in
Heavy ARG spoilers, but I just realized something else that would offer a V2 P3... If Hell itself is a living entity who is seeking entertainment from struggles, and has made the terminals its aides in doing so, there is no way it would pass up the entertainment factor of this sibling rivalry reaching an apex at the end of everything.
There's a very obvious reason V2 3 won't happen: The only weapon you get since V2 2 is the rocket launcher, a weapon which relies on good aim based on predicting enemy paths, which doesn't work if you are a player, someone who transcends random number generators by a lot. Plus, do you really want 4 bosses to be refights (since Gabriel is all but confirmed to be 9-2)?
@@Ze_eT I wouldn't say refights are a bad thing, especially with the different mechanics and patterns present in both of the act 2 refights. Not to mention that most bosses without speaking roles already appear later as regular enemies anyway, even the Ferrymen. It would be good for the ones with speaking roles to get more screentime, but with the presentation they deserve. Like... Be honest. When you first heard those Duel chords as you walked through the pyramid, did it not fill you with hype?
V3 CONCEPT (I combined my V3 Ideas with others I've seen before, sadly I can't remember their names, but this isn't *all* mine!): A green combination of both V2 and V1, having an equal amount of Armor and mobility, having 75% of V2's health, but V1's dodging, sliding, and other abilities. It is capable of recharging through the sun or light (possibly the Greed layer or so), but blood only heals it, not refuel. The origin of the Whiplash arm. It descends down into hell to kill the other machines to maintain its goal of peace. V3 is capable of communicating through hand gestures, so it is possible to reason with it and avoid the encounter. The V3 model would be used at riots and attacks, to ensure peace after the agreed peace on the world. After the machines kill humanity, the last V3 model has a vengeance to restore its peace, even if it must kill its brothers and sisters. ABILITIES: *COPYCAT:* V3 will use whatever weapons you have equipped, becoming harder the more you have equipped. You have to strategies too, cause he has coded-in combos with certain weapons (Like Railgun + Coin, or Railgun + Shotgun Grenade). V3 will have incredible synergy with the Shotgun, so it'll be recommended to never take it into combat with it, unless you want a challenge worthy to make the Devil Cry. *WHIPLASH:* Whiplash, AKA "GET O*V*ER HERE", is an ability V3 will use to pull you closer to it, allowing it to hit its shots easier close up in the moments it can. If you have a shotgun or slab revolver equipped, this will be difficult to deal with. *CHAIN-BLADE:* Due to having its arm stolen by V2, and due to there being no more V models to steal from, V3 had to improvise, and steal the Swords-Machine arm. It uses all the sword-abilities of Swords-Machine, but 25% faster. It also has an extra ability where it drives his blade into the ground, using the moving chainsaw blades as wheels. Its preferred method of travel. If coins are used up close, it will cut them in half before they can be shot, rather than shooting themselves. *LETHAL FORCE APPREHENSION MODE:* V3 will enter its lethal force mode by 45% health, gaining the same Armor as V2 and 50% more damage. It will use its Whiplash and Chainsaw Blades more often than before. It was just trying to take you down before, knowing of your strength and difficulties to kill... But it doesn't care anymore. *It will die for peace.* (It will instantly enter Lethal Force if you use Whiplash on it, thus making it think "This motherf**ker did not just-") 0:00 Entering the arena 0:07 V3 will spin its weapon which the player has first equipped (Almost like Revolver Ocelot / Sharpshooter, Will do with coin if no weapons equipped), and if player is too naive, by the time the riff ends it'll shoot (Or do +fistful of dollar if no weapons equipped). 0:13 Battle begins. 0:25 V3 begins using Whiplash. 0:49 V3 begins using Chain-Blade. (In playground mode, Whiplash + Chain-Blade will activate the second the fight starts.) (Song repeats itself even when in Lethal Force Mode.) I hope you enjoyed this concept, and maybe Hakita will see it and implement it in! (Hakita if you do for real, I promise not to sue you, I NEED V3)
V1: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE V2: whats up old timer? V1: shut up and fight me already! 0:47 V1: wanna see a magic trick? Good! Abracadabra! **blasts head**
I love how V1 said “WEEEEEE” when using the whiplash for the first time, bro is going to have the time of his life now that he can do something similar to sliding in the air
“Tits”
- V2, 2020-2022
🫡
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Real
o7
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V1 and v2 sliding on the pyramid screaming 'weeeee' is truly one of the most moments of all time
Most iconic videogame moment
Thats how they share the same personality.
Different programming same personality they hate each other which means they hate themselves
@@adrianramos7690 :bigbrain:
@@adrianramos7690you've unlocked the secret: their personalities are mirrored, including the reason for their rivalry.
they both think they're the better one, and have to prove it.
V1: No thoughts head empty except when sliding
Also V1: "You're a terrible security drone with a masturbation issue"
*masturbation issue*
I may use that one
@@TheRealGears 'You're a glorified Nikon with a porn addiction'
@@animebotwasafk8858 "Atleast I managed to make an Angel realise he's gay"
"What!?"
"What?"
But its a machine
I love how V1 and V2 have a habit to say "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" everytime they slide.
Fucking hilarious.
It's like they're coded to scream wheeeeeeeeee everytime they slide
Bruh, *i* say that when I slide in ultrakill
@@Miner___ "The brass insisted we give them, and I quote, _endearing character quirks"_
Surprised they didn't yell racial slurs at each other
there aren't any racial slurs for machines, but if there were any they'd both be allowed to say them
@@NO_ir777 clanker
@@NO_ir777 glorified
Security camera
@@NO_ir777 ahem… Walking Malfunction, Toasterhead, Megabyte for Brains, Clanker as someone else said, Defect, Factory Failure, Scrapheap, And my personal favorite. Son of a Microwave.
Rusty, scrap
The first law of robotics in Ultrakill is they must exclaim "wheeeeeee" when moving at a very fast speed.
I love how v2 progressively talks like he's actually fighting, he gets mad when he gets enraged, he tries to think being able to throw coins is cool, he progressively sounds more and more concerned so that when phase 2 starts hes scared, bravo man
“He gets mad when he gets enraged” yeah, sounds about right
@@Icannotdraw-ug3gj lmao yeah no shit
When phase 2 starts he is WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
such awesome writing, bravo vince
@@Icannotdraw-ug3gjI think he means like the voice actually changes with the mood that he is in
props to this guy who didn't use an another person's no death 4-4 and actually did the gameplay himself
The level is easy anyway
@@Red_Biker_Dude Ultrakill players trying not to call the bosses they mastered with over 100 hours of playtime easy (Impossible)
@@owen723 I definetly am not a master at this game. I don't even have act 2 p ranked yet. V2 is just: use magnets and parry
Edit: I also only have wave 28 in cybergrind
@@Red_Biker_Dude lol
@@Red_Biker_Dude chill dude it was a joke god damn
I love how V1 just gets absolutely straight to it at the start of the fight and goes for the throat instead of waiting for some sort of monologue featuring a few slurs back and forth
It took all of his patience in 1-4 to let V2 speak. He had none left for this fight.
V1, sitting on his throne: Hm? You’re approaching me? Rather than running away, you’re coming closer? Even though-
V1, full sprinting: FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU [chokeslams V2]
@@glowing_purple_girlV2*
@@TheRealGears 69th like :)
I thought this was never gonna happen and I was gonna have to make a second part, but thank god it's here I would've never thought of V1 and V2 both just screaming "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
i thought that was gonna be the most obvious gag lmao.
and hey, fan interpretations are welcome
"I hope that hurt a ton."
*Incoherent ranting from V2*
"Yeah okay it sounds like that hurt a ton."
fucking gold
i thought he was responding to v2’s threat lmao
I like to imagine the people who made V 1 and 2 put a code in them that made then say "WHEEEEEEE" whenever they slide, and it happens whether they both like it or not.
V1 does,
V2 doesnt
...like it
It could be because of the air flow which makes it better because he has to go wheeeeeee
the best part is both of them screaming WEEEEEEEE while sliding down the pyramid
0:38
"Now die"
"No"
"NAILGUN"
Simply my favorite moment of the entire video.
OWOWOWOWOW
"oh fuck not again *OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW"*
@@johnathan_maximiliam "Ok cut it out we'll call it a tie"
@@1million_yen N O .
I kinda wish V2 yelled “FUCKING NIKON!” while they were falling
There's no Wes for that to happen
@@anthonyatanasoff3703 I know, they could’ve just used tts instead like they were in the video
He could have be he's also a nikon but red technically
Bruh how the fuck did I phrase this
Maxor reference?!
And the fact that V1 isn’t just insta killing him with overpowered combos makes it better
I'm not *that* good at the game lmao
@@TheRealGearsspeedrunning bosses are nice, but sometimes just fighting them is just as cool
I love how both of them can't absolutely think of anything other then "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they slide. Like, literally nothing. No thoughts, head "weee"
Subtitles will be out soon! Just need a short break after pumping this video out -.-;
EDIT: HELL YEAH! Subtitles are UP baby!
Ok!
Hey it is what it is
alright 👍
peach
@@noselol1557 that’s the name of my cat
*V1 and V2 both shouting "weeeee" as the slide down a massive fuck off pyramid*
They really are siblings!
Honestly, if Hakita adds these voices to them it would increase the experience to me, definitively. Those voices are really fitting.
in act 3 V1 actually speaks, atleast i think so based on the info i got
where
Someone if you see this pls make it a mod
V2: (literally anything)
V1: NOH
Something about v2 falling of the pyramid and just yelling “WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” then getting cut off by the landing always gets me
I'm disappointed that V1 didn't say anything about how he almost ended the fight with 69 HP
he
W H A
v2 and v1 are legends, both WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'd until v2's end and v1's landing
I love how they speak like it's more of a feud than an actual battle to the death
This is like human siblings arguing, like literally one of them did the “LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU”
these two are canonically from the same series of prototypes, so I figured they'd kinda be like brothers.
"camera robots can get quirky a bit at nigh-"
can we all take a moment to appreciate the auto generated captions
incase you're reading this after the actual ones were made they are:
0:00 me
0:02 and they'll watch the whole time
0:26 options
0:53 [Music]
1:18 quick quick
1:23 foreign
1:26 [Music]
1:36 [Music]
(stolen from the transcriptions)
soon theres gonna be real captions
F O R E I G N
Every single video that have auto caption belike: Foreign
my headcanon is now both v1 and v2 are forced to scream "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" whenever they slide at any moment regardless of what they are doing or what level they are in
The sequel we were all waiting for, thank you!
The fact that it’s almost impossible to tell what they’re saying makes this so much better
V2: saying "fuck" as my last word would be kinda cringe
"Tits."
V2: I can die proudly now
The game: Hell, skill based, fucking hard
The community:
I love the ULTRAKILL community so much
It was awesome being in this video.
Thanks for starring! You and your brother did a great job with the acting.
EXPOSED
lmfao what is up old timer?
V1 should get himself an arm every defeat so he can say how cool it is or just simply *weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*I need more of this*
V1 and V2 saying wee as they slide is oddly adorable
Not even a second in and I'm already dying.
*"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."*
loove the failed projectile boost attempts during the slide, happens way more often than you would think
I just watched the 1-4 vid and this one didn't disappoint either. Very nice.
Better dialogue then 99% of Hollywood movies
Heavy ARG spoilers, but I just realized something else that would offer a V2 P3... If Hell itself is a living entity who is seeking entertainment from struggles, and has made the terminals its aides in doing so, there is no way it would pass up the entertainment factor of this sibling rivalry reaching an apex at the end of everything.
Please don't say this,I don't want to fight the cheap Wal-Mart version of me again for the third time.
There's a very obvious reason V2 3 won't happen: The only weapon you get since V2 2 is the rocket launcher, a weapon which relies on good aim based on predicting enemy paths, which doesn't work if you are a player, someone who transcends random number generators by a lot. Plus, do you really want 4 bosses to be refights (since Gabriel is all but confirmed to be 9-2)?
@@Ze_eTthat's a relief, also I like torturing Gabriel,the other three I don't know.
@@Ze_eT I wouldn't say refights are a bad thing, especially with the different mechanics and patterns present in both of the act 2 refights. Not to mention that most bosses without speaking roles already appear later as regular enemies anyway, even the Ferrymen. It would be good for the ones with speaking roles to get more screentime, but with the presentation they deserve.
Like... Be honest. When you first heard those Duel chords as you walked through the pyramid, did it not fill you with hype?
@@Phobos_95 I can tell you it did fill me with hype... Hype to snuff out this stupid Chinese flag bootleg of mine
Canon: 2 deadly murder machines
Fandom: 2 gamers shittalking each other
the sequel we didn’t deserve.
but the one we needed.
seeing V1 and V2 sliding down a pyramid, shooting each other and screaming WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE is the best thing ever
Missing V2 yelling "FUCKING NIKOOOOOO-" as he falls off the pyramid
"..."
"...is he okay?"
The perfect follow-up to the perfect video
V3 CONCEPT (I combined my V3 Ideas with others I've seen before, sadly I can't remember their names, but this isn't *all* mine!):
A green combination of both V2 and V1, having an equal amount of Armor and mobility, having 75% of V2's health, but V1's dodging, sliding, and other abilities. It is capable of recharging through the sun or light (possibly the Greed layer or so), but blood only heals it, not refuel. The origin of the Whiplash arm. It descends down into hell to kill the other machines to maintain its goal of peace.
V3 is capable of communicating through hand gestures, so it is possible to reason with it and avoid the encounter. The V3 model would be used at riots and attacks, to ensure peace after the agreed peace on the world. After the machines kill humanity, the last V3 model has a vengeance to restore its peace, even if it must kill its brothers and sisters.
ABILITIES:
*COPYCAT:* V3 will use whatever weapons you have equipped, becoming harder the more you have equipped. You have to strategies too, cause he has coded-in combos with certain weapons (Like Railgun + Coin, or Railgun + Shotgun Grenade). V3 will have incredible synergy with the Shotgun, so it'll be recommended to never take it into combat with it, unless you want a challenge worthy to make the Devil Cry.
*WHIPLASH:* Whiplash, AKA "GET O*V*ER HERE", is an ability V3 will use to pull you closer to it, allowing it to hit its shots easier close up in the moments it can. If you have a shotgun or slab revolver equipped, this will be difficult to deal with.
*CHAIN-BLADE:* Due to having its arm stolen by V2, and due to there being no more V models to steal from, V3 had to improvise, and steal the Swords-Machine arm. It uses all the sword-abilities of Swords-Machine, but 25% faster. It also has an extra ability where it drives his blade into the ground, using the moving chainsaw blades as wheels. Its preferred method of travel. If coins are used up close, it will cut them in half before they can be shot, rather than shooting themselves.
*LETHAL FORCE APPREHENSION MODE:* V3 will enter its lethal force mode by 45% health, gaining the same Armor as V2 and 50% more damage. It will use its Whiplash and Chainsaw Blades more often than before. It was just trying to take you down before, knowing of your strength and difficulties to kill... But it doesn't care anymore. *It will die for peace.* (It will instantly enter Lethal Force if you use Whiplash on it, thus making it think "This motherf**ker did not just-")
0:00 Entering the arena
0:07 V3 will spin its weapon which the player has first equipped (Almost like Revolver Ocelot / Sharpshooter, Will do with coin if no weapons equipped), and if player is too naive, by the time the riff ends it'll shoot (Or do +fistful of dollar if no weapons equipped).
0:13 Battle begins.
0:25 V3 begins using Whiplash.
0:49 V3 begins using Chain-Blade. (In playground mode, Whiplash + Chain-Blade will activate the second the fight starts.)
(Song repeats itself even when in Lethal Force Mode.)
I hope you enjoyed this concept, and maybe Hakita will see it and implement it in! (Hakita if you do for real, I promise not to sue you, I NEED V3)
It's written, deep in their code: Whenever the moment, you MUST scream WEEEEEE everytime you slide.
damn i was wondering if this thing would ever exist and now i'm very happy and feel my life is fulfilled :D
This all i needed, ty my friend
The MisAdVentures of V1 & V2:
Starring:
Software Automated Mouth as V1
Microsoft Sam as V2
Gabriel as himself
V2:"stop shooting my coins"
V1:💀💀💀💀 ur mid
V2:TITS *splat*
"DID YOU JUST HIT ME WITH MY OWN OTHER DAMN ARM"
- V2
imagine if they could talk in the game and you could choose to talk to bosses, some could be avoidable and some couldn't.
[barter 50] *flips coin to ferryman*
finally subtitles!,,, this is truly one of the moments of
This is part of my head-cannon. They're both just angry gamers.
and to this day, V1 is still saying WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
the fact that he still was screaming *wiiiiiiiiii*from 1st part got me flying from my roof.
The greatest sequel
2 months later and this still never gets rusty
Finally, the long awaited sequel
truly a calamitous moment of epic proportions when v2 died
(im sorry I needed to make a pun based on your pfp)
Please make anther one! This shits funny asf dang
Beautiful. Perfection is what I call this video
Neat video and pfp
I'm glad there's a sequel
The sequel we needed
Thank god for the captions
Best subtitles ever
Average sibling rivalry
V1 didn't say "You're not getting away this time"
My day is ruined. My gratitude upon thee
I like how they shit talk each other and also talk like brothers
YES,4-4 BABY LET'S GO
V1: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
V2: whats up old timer?
V1: shut up and fight me already!
0:47
V1: wanna see a magic trick? Good! Abracadabra!
**blasts head**
Imagine if that video would be the last remnant of our existence for aliens
This still makes me laugh my ass out lol
Love how V's enjoy their pyramide ride.
Art❤
Ow man thanks for showcasing my pc in 0:57
It was actually kinda sad seeing v2 die after all the character you gave him
Also yah it’s me again
I actually agree. I hope to do more videos with V2 still in them anyway, such as commentary.
I have watched this video way more times than it should be humanly allowed
My friend told me about this game or smt, and when I watched this I was confused but ay looks sorta good
They WEEEEEEEE in unison
And it’s the most beautiful thing
I love how V1 said “WEEEEEE” when using the whiplash for the first time, bro is going to have the time of his life now that he can do something similar to sliding in the air
"You poor excuqe for a war machine"
How does a goddamn toaster make memes this good, I am perplexed
Imagine my excitement when I realized you included closed captions
dude the healthbar looks so good
V1:NAILGUN!
V2:NONONONONONONONO
I would like to imagine the wee is hard coded in to trigger when either of them are sliding so its not even in their control when they do it
feels like they are just brothers in a little scuffle lmao
I like to think that the *weeee* while sliding is a bug in their programming or something
I expected V2 to yell " *FUCKING NIKKON* " as he fell off the pyramid
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"WHY IS HE BACK *AGAIN?"*
No way! Messiah returned!
deadass was watched the first one not even a minute ago lmao
Help, I have lost my lungs out of laughter. I cannot breathe.
This is like if a tf2 afk animation and the whole twilight community had a baby
I'm disappointed that you didn't record V1 saying the line at 0:56.
Nice video! Waiting for subtitles!
V2's voice being microsoft sam is funny