I’m laughing because my headcanon for Australia is bi but his sibling energy is so strong he never gets laid because people keep adopting him as a brother
I feel like America and Italy would be different. Italy has a lot of hetero moments. There's this whole scene in the manga where Germany pokes fun at Italy for how Italy likely would have paid for Germany and Japan's meals, if they were women. From the moment the series started, Italy would act like this sniveling coward around men to get out of trouble but then turn around and start flirting with all of the women. While he does show interest in men, I think he has a really strong and obvious preference for women. It is likely why Germany is so perplexed by his behavior. America I see as bi but with a preference for men. There are women in his advertisements and such, but that's marketing. The time's we see him around women, they are approaching him. Not the other way around. The times we do see him being kind of flirty is with other men, specifically Lithuania and Japan. Like seriously, what adult american man would ask another man to bathe with him in a tiny bathtub? They wouldn't. That's some gay energy.
I headcanon America as Ace (But bi romantic and very sexpositive) because it seems like if he was given the choice between an attractive woman, an attractive man, an attractive non-binary, and a good cheeseburger he'd choose the cheeseburger 100% of the time, even if he'd just eaten. That seems ace as heck to me. In my eyes, he probably sees romance and women in bikini's as something cool more than something that he's actually physically attracted to. (Although I will admit I'm bias because I'm Ace and he's my favorite character)
The way I cosplay France is as a Panromantic Bisexual with strong gay leanings. He will be happy with any lover, no matter how they identify, and any lover will be happy with him, but we can't ignore that he never leaves England alone!
honestly i think hima retconned germanys sexuality to just gay (the anime version of the christmas gift he gets from finland has rainbow lettering while in the original version there were women on the cover )
prussia did show him that nudey magazine he found in one of americas camps, i cant tell if Germany's blush was due to embarrassment or him actually being turned on and being embarrassed about it and if we're going with the him as holy rome as a child theory he did have a crush on italy when he thought italy was a girl. Dude's just a straight up mess and it amuses me
Personally, Germany gives me strong "Gay but in denial" vibes (I mean the whole Buon san Valentino Episode speaks for itself). He has an obvious crush on Italy, but he doesn´t want to admit it. For Italy, I´d say he leans more towards pansexual, but that´s just my guessing. I haven´t rewatched the series in a long time, so I forgot if there are any scenes, where it shows that Italy also has feelings for Germany (I mean, yes, Holy Rome obviously, but specifically Germany). If any of you guys remember, let me know.
lets be honest, Italy is a confusing nightmare; dude does everything that would make you assume it means they have an interest in someone, sleeping in their bed, sharing a shower with them, giving them roses on valentines, telling germany they could kiss if he wanted to, but then straight up friendzones germany in front of everyone when the man proposes as if being proposed to in public (by a man) was the most worst and embarrassing thing that could ever happen to him, i wouldnt blame germany for hiding in his bed and never wanting to see the light of day again because the poor boy has enough trouble trying to express his feelings without an italian making it all even more confusing.
i agree, Italy is a mess. I don't know if he's just afraid of showing his feelings (taking showers with other guy isn't normal at all) or if he just likes to tease. Poor Germany, I would be confused too.@@gothic_ace2037
Russia is very childish. He’s looking for companionship and belonging. Yes, he wants to be loved, but not necessarily in a sexual or romantic way. I think he’d be oblivious and unaware of such things. Keep in mind he’s very lonely and probably could use a lot of emotional support.
I totally see him like that. That's one of the reasons I hate fanfictions with him r*ping other people. I'm pretty sure he's a virgin and doesn't care about romantic kind of love. He always wants FRIENDS
Random HC: Poland is actually straight, he just crossdresses for fun. He has actually had a crush on Hungary, but she sees him as a friend only, plus she thinks he’s gay. I also headcanon Bulgaria as bi and Romania as gay. RoBul 4ever ❤🇧🇬🇷🇴
Happy Pride Month! Actually excited to watch this coz I love seeing others' headcanons Also gl in ukraine I have family there baha so wishing you well and stay safe England's sexuality is british, change my mind
So we just gon ignore that in the Nyotalia episode, Estonia was freaking out and expressing being severely uncomfortable with all the women giving him attention? Oh we are just ignoring that? Alriight
i think prussia could be a closeted bi due to his time as the tuetonic knights, religion and all that fun repression, but considering his reaction to Hungary's chesticles and him looking at Americas porn its definitely more female leaning
Maybe Germany is a panic type of asexual🤔😂. Where they think about a relationship, but then can't function when it's right in front of him😅. I've seen this with some of the aces😂, yes I'm asexual😎.
Una vez leí un headcanon sobre de que Islandia era Asexual. En el headcanon decía que un día Islandia les dijo a los otros nórdicos de su sexualidad y Dinamarca se burló de él. Jajajaja jajaja. Me rei de solo imaginar el escenario. Irónicamente en la vida real en Rusia hay una fuertísima homofobia.
Bisexuality includes preferences, while pansexuality doesn't (litterally gender blind) Omni means more being pan but having a preference, which emphasizes liking all genders (although that's also bisexuality, but omni is closer to pansexuality)... but then with a preference
So I have some very specific opinions on russia's Sexuality so buckle up: 1. I believe that him stalking both China and Lithuania has something to do with what I call the "favorite person" complex, basically, what happens is that if someone is attention starved or has some emotional issues, they will latch onto one person and become desprate for their attention (in a non Romantic way usually). 2. That one comic where he states that Lithuania is his property is widely considered to be a mistranslation 3. (Warning of badly aged content, I do not want to get into real world aspects) Of all of the things that he could mention about his older sister he mentions uhh...yeah So, with that evidence, I believe that Ivan is either straight or bi with a preference for women and feminine men.
Honestly there's a youtuber who's a real fujoshi yet still is a very real lesbian. She says she just finds them cute together, but only ever experiences attraction to women. So I don't think liking yaoi makes you into men that much? Idk.
Despite the stereotype of yaoi being enjoyed by straight women, the vast majority of yaoi enjoyers I have known have never been 100% cishet. You're probably onto something.
Well I'm a cishet straight woman and I do enjoy my Yaoi doujins, lol. I can't help but be attracted, especially when guys like Germany are in it.@@Moonlitwatersofaqua
Spain also fell in pove with Belgium during his pirate days when Belgkum gufted him a scarf so yeah very sccurate with Spain but also the whole olive oil thing with Portugal was.... yeah questioning
I was gonna make a joke about how you should make two videos: one where you name every character (and call it "Gay characters in Hetalia") and one where you name just one character (an call it "Straight characters in Hetalia") and I was gonna give an example but then I couldn't think of anyone who has straight vibes 💀
Is Canada in here? I have been watching it over and over to see if he is but I don’t see him. I think this is the most hetaliain thing I have ever seen lol.
Здравствуйте! Мне было интересно, сможете ли вы снять видео обо всех браках в геталиях, для меня это немного сбивает с толку. Hello! I was wondering if you could make a video about all marriages in hetalia, it's a little confusing to me.
Idk, I’ve never really seen Finland as gay or bi with a male preference. Hasn’t it been said already that he doesn’t reciprocate Sweden’s feelings? If anything, i hc him to be ace
If I'm not wrong, China doesn't want to marry Taiwan for romance reasons, mainly politics. And in that comic about cute girls, I think he's talking about in a non romantic way. But then again, I could be totally wrong.
I'm Japanese and am writing through translation, so I may be using incorrect expressions. 私は日本人なので英語がうまく書けていないです🙏🙏 I don't think Italy liked Holy Rome when I was a child. Holy Rome must have mistaken Italy for a girl and fell in love with her. Personally, I feel like Canadians are bi because they are kind people who accept everyone. I feel like Poland is a boy with a bad mouth. From a worldview, marriage is a merging of countries, so it's nothing more than a creation, but I think if it were a person, it would be like this.
It's Hetalia. Each of an anime characters represents a country. But this anime is more focus on popular European countries. And there are still a lot of countries who haven't been added yet.
Yup. It’s pretty tame. They aren’t very serious in the whole history aspect mostly shits in giggles. Fandom is mostly dead tbh 😭 and we know it’s somewhat cringe but we still love it
I think for lesbian there should be a 'full lesbian version' like how you are using the rainbow flag for full on gay and using the mlm flag for preference for men. Its only fair. Since you only have preference for men, gay, and preference for women. You don't have full on lesbian
If nations representing people.then all nations swing both ways .🤭becouse not all people are hetero.but their Chara differ.we have France WHO is non stop horni and Po WHO is shy toward strangers But whe he is used to someone he,s acting Like Prince( fandom forgets 2nd part of this sentence🙄)
Even if you used the sapphic flag instead which would be broader (encompassing bi, pan, & other multispectrum attractions) , those who identify as male do not fit under either. Same w the mlm flag
I think its worth noting for major religious country it would be safe to put in straight, otherwise the overly religious part of the fandom is gonna riot. Take Indonesia for example. One of (actually the first) the countries core believes is litterely one true god, or country with a Cristian or muslim Majorities at least.
"Bi but with a preference for money and maybe women"
Ah yes, the best sexuality
Go Netherlands
There is no heterosexual way to explain bulgaria’s “friendship” with romania
RoBul is literally canon
Hold on maybe I can find it 🔎
I’m laughing because my headcanon for Australia is bi but his sibling energy is so strong he never gets laid because people keep adopting him as a brother
i think seeing the hetalia characters as bi until proven otherwise is just the best way to view the hetalia characters.
I feel like America and Italy would be different.
Italy has a lot of hetero moments. There's this whole scene in the manga where Germany pokes fun at Italy for how Italy likely would have paid for Germany and Japan's meals, if they were women. From the moment the series started, Italy would act like this sniveling coward around men to get out of trouble but then turn around and start flirting with all of the women. While he does show interest in men, I think he has a really strong and obvious preference for women. It is likely why Germany is so perplexed by his behavior.
America I see as bi but with a preference for men. There are women in his advertisements and such, but that's marketing. The time's we see him around women, they are approaching him. Not the other way around. The times we do see him being kind of flirty is with other men, specifically Lithuania and Japan. Like seriously, what adult american man would ask another man to bathe with him in a tiny bathtub? They wouldn't. That's some gay energy.
To me, Italy is just as the creator said.. like, he has preferences on women but he’s also still waiting for Holy Roman Empire to come back
basically italy is straight with holy rome as the exception@@call_me_idk9184
I headcanon America as Ace (But bi romantic and very sexpositive) because it seems like if he was given the choice between an attractive woman, an attractive man, an attractive non-binary, and a good cheeseburger he'd choose the cheeseburger 100% of the time, even if he'd just eaten. That seems ace as heck to me. In my eyes, he probably sees romance and women in bikini's as something cool more than something that he's actually physically attracted to. (Although I will admit I'm bias because I'm Ace and he's my favorite character)
This is probably the most accurate description of America's sexuality ever, I swear 😂😂 (I am also biased by being asexual too)
I am a Biromantic Ace and i completely agree with this, though I can definitely see America being Aro or DemiAce
damn he just like me fr
"Estonia has big 'I like women but I can't get any' energy." Is that why Himaruya based his appearance off him?
The way I cosplay France is as a Panromantic Bisexual with strong gay leanings. He will be happy with any lover, no matter how they identify, and any lover will be happy with him, but we can't ignore that he never leaves England alone!
honestly i think hima retconned germanys sexuality to just gay (the anime version of the christmas gift he gets from finland has rainbow lettering while in the original version there were women on the cover )
prussia did show him that nudey magazine he found in one of americas camps, i cant tell if Germany's blush was due to embarrassment or him actually being turned on and being embarrassed about it and if we're going with the him as holy rome as a child theory he did have a crush on italy when he thought italy was a girl. Dude's just a straight up mess and it amuses me
Personally, Germany gives me strong "Gay but in denial" vibes (I mean the whole Buon san Valentino Episode speaks for itself). He has an obvious crush on Italy, but he doesn´t want to admit it. For Italy, I´d say he leans more towards pansexual, but that´s just my guessing. I haven´t rewatched the series in a long time, so I forgot if there are any scenes, where it shows that Italy also has feelings for Germany (I mean, yes, Holy Rome obviously, but specifically Germany). If any of you guys remember, let me know.
lets be honest, Italy is a confusing nightmare; dude does everything that would make you assume it means they have an interest in someone, sleeping in their bed, sharing a shower with them, giving them roses on valentines, telling germany they could kiss if he wanted to, but then straight up friendzones germany in front of everyone when the man proposes as if being proposed to in public (by a man) was the most worst and embarrassing thing that could ever happen to him, i wouldnt blame germany for hiding in his bed and never wanting to see the light of day again because the poor boy has enough trouble trying to express his feelings without an italian making it all even more confusing.
i agree, Italy is a mess. I don't know if he's just afraid of showing his feelings (taking showers with other guy isn't normal at all) or if he just likes to tease. Poor Germany, I would be confused too.@@gothic_ace2037
i swear, there's nothing hetero about Philippines 😭
agreed 🧍♂️
ikr like I was expecting kolko to say he's bi or gay
He’s an icon, and I’m proud of him
I've heard the Philippines (country and character) be described with "We would be the gayest country without the religious trauma."
@daphnerealica1905 oh absolutely, and to add more spice, we're still gay despite the religious trauma 🙈
Russia is very childish. He’s looking for companionship and belonging. Yes, he wants to be loved, but not necessarily in a sexual or romantic way. I think he’d be oblivious and unaware of such things. Keep in mind he’s very lonely and probably could use a lot of emotional support.
I totally see him like that. That's one of the reasons I hate fanfictions with him r*ping other people. I'm pretty sure he's a virgin and doesn't care about romantic kind of love. He always wants FRIENDS
@@bub4187 because people likes to mix the country's history context with character's personality which Hetalia don't take it too serious.
@@bub4187FAN FICS OF WHAT???🙁
And what about his relationship with Latvia? And China?
@@angellight4183 See my original comment for reference.
Random HC: Poland is actually straight, he just crossdresses for fun. He has actually had a crush on Hungary, but she sees him as a friend only, plus she thinks he’s gay.
I also headcanon Bulgaria as bi and Romania as gay. RoBul 4ever ❤🇧🇬🇷🇴
He's like Maddie Morphosis
Happy Pride Month! Actually excited to watch this coz I love seeing others' headcanons
Also gl in ukraine I have family there baha so wishing you well and stay safe
England's sexuality is british, change my mind
this comment section is hilarious out of context 😭
So we just gon ignore that in the Nyotalia episode, Estonia was freaking out and expressing being severely uncomfortable with all the women giving him attention? Oh we are just ignoring that? Alriight
Is it me or Estonia is mostly likely gay?
That's because he's an incel
We all would be freaking out when 9 women and 1 girl came out of nowhere when you're sleeping. Also don't forget that he's a introvert.
@@pinkdiamond1847 headcanon accepted
I think that’s called anxiety. Yah, that happens with straight ppl too.
As a Bi person, Hetalia is the bi rep my 11 year old self needed
i think prussia could be a closeted bi due to his time as the tuetonic knights, religion and all that fun repression, but considering his reaction to Hungary's chesticles and him looking at Americas porn its definitely more female leaning
Just from the picture, Russia is Ace!! Called it!
help i was looking away from my screen i fkin thought you said “i think belarus has her eye on a very particular man: belgium”
Totally agree with Vietnam 🤭 Good luck to your travel to Ukraine!! 🇺🇦
Switzerland i would think is bi
But with the preference for money
xD
Same for the Netherlands😔😔
Maybe Germany is a panic type of asexual🤔😂. Where they think about a relationship, but then can't function when it's right in front of him😅. I've seen this with some of the aces😂, yes I'm asexual😎.
Una vez leí un headcanon sobre de que Islandia era Asexual.
En el headcanon decía que un día Islandia les dijo a los otros nórdicos de su sexualidad y Dinamarca se burló de él. Jajajaja jajaja.
Me rei de solo imaginar el escenario.
Irónicamente en la vida real en Rusia hay una fuertísima homofobia.
I feel like Switzerland would be aro or ace. I just can’t picture him being into anyone.
I love your Hetalia videos they should be more popular
Fun fact: bi with a preference is called omnisexual
bi with a preference is just bi, as omni is under the bi umbrella
yeah bi is attraction to two or more genders
Bisexuality includes preferences, while pansexuality doesn't (litterally gender blind)
Omni means more being pan but having a preference, which emphasizes liking all genders (although that's also bisexuality, but omni is closer to pansexuality)... but then with a preference
So I have some very specific opinions on russia's Sexuality so buckle up:
1. I believe that him stalking both China and Lithuania has something to do with what I call the "favorite person" complex, basically, what happens is that if someone is attention starved or has some emotional issues, they will latch onto one person and become desprate for their attention (in a non Romantic way usually).
2. That one comic where he states that Lithuania is his property is widely considered to be a mistranslation
3. (Warning of badly aged content, I do not want to get into real world aspects)
Of all of the things that he could mention about his older sister he mentions uhh...yeah
So, with that evidence, I believe that Ivan is either straight or bi with a preference for women and feminine men.
While taking all this into account, you must remember(even if it wasn’t supposed to happen) he kissed America and initiated it
@@Ruthvika_RajeshHELP ME🙁
BRO I WANT THAT TRANS EGYPT HEADCANON SOOO BAD
no way, this was uploaded on my birthday and i missed it
Honestly there's a youtuber who's a real fujoshi yet still is a very real lesbian. She says she just finds them cute together, but only ever experiences attraction to women. So I don't think liking yaoi makes you into men that much? Idk.
Despite the stereotype of yaoi being enjoyed by straight women, the vast majority of yaoi enjoyers I have known have never been 100% cishet. You're probably onto something.
@@Moonlitwatersofaquaand if they're not sapphic theyre trans guys like theres a whole joke about the fujoshi to transman pipeline 😭
Well I'm a cishet straight woman and I do enjoy my Yaoi doujins, lol. I can't help but be attracted, especially when guys like Germany are in it.@@Moonlitwatersofaqua
nahh most fujoshis are straight.
This made me cry :D
Spain also fell in pove with Belgium during his pirate days when Belgkum gufted him a scarf so yeah very sccurate with Spain but also the whole olive oil thing with Portugal was.... yeah questioning
Finlandsexual I can't 😂✋
My HC is that Bulgaria is trans and gay, that's it, that's the comment...
I was gonna make a joke about how you should make two videos: one where you name every character (and call it "Gay characters in Hetalia") and one where you name just one character (an call it "Straight characters in Hetalia") and I was gonna give an example but then I couldn't think of anyone who has straight vibes 💀
Is Canada in here? I have been watching it over and over to see if he is but I don’t see him. I think this is the most hetaliain thing I have ever seen lol.
7:14
@@auraron8189. Oh my gosh, thank you! =D
@@-Apathy- of course no problem
Autocorrect-
How could you forget Canada?
Wait when is the Greece sleeping with japan episode ?!
Здравствуйте! Мне было интересно, сможете ли вы снять видео обо всех браках в геталиях, для меня это немного сбивает с толку.
Hello! I was wondering if you could make a video about all marriages in hetalia, it's a little confusing to me.
Я сделала это около 6 лет назад. Должна новое видео снять.
oh okay, thank you!
А почему по-русски…Колко же полячка?
Idk, I’ve never really seen Finland as gay or bi with a male preference. Hasn’t it been said already that he doesn’t reciprocate Sweden’s feelings? If anything, i hc him to be ace
If I'm not wrong, China doesn't want to marry Taiwan for romance reasons, mainly politics. And in that comic about cute girls, I think he's talking about in a non romantic way. But then again, I could be totally wrong.
They are siblings
I think France and Greece are Pansexual they give off those vibes
00:10 omg! You are in my country!
taiviet was my first ever wlw ship lmao
you're using the gay and lesbian flag wrong...
Ya I noticed that the scale changed. A few times she might have gotten confused LMAO
I understand what you mean, she should have used the hetroflexible and homoflexible flags instead, but this is easier to understand.
@@Slimygoat_ I think she mentioned that at the scales would be swapped for females, so men on the left and women on the right.
omg a new video! good luck on you travel to Ukraine!! 💛💙
I'm Japanese and am writing through translation, so I may be using incorrect expressions.
私は日本人なので英語がうまく書けていないです🙏🙏
I don't think Italy liked Holy Rome when I was a child.
Holy Rome must have mistaken Italy for a girl and fell in love with her.
Personally, I feel like Canadians are bi because they are kind people who accept everyone.
I feel like Poland is a boy with a bad mouth.
From a worldview, marriage is a merging of countries, so it's nothing more than a creation, but I think if it were a person, it would be like this.
Hetalia is just country humans that got published
Change my mind
Hetalia was made before COUNTRYHUMANS….
Is this like…county humans? Seriously what is this? What fandom is this?
It's Hetalia.
Each of an anime characters represents a country. But this anime is more focus on popular European countries. And there are still a lot of countries who haven't been added yet.
Yup. It’s pretty tame. They aren’t very serious in the whole history aspect mostly shits in giggles. Fandom is mostly dead tbh 😭 and we know it’s somewhat cringe but we still love it
I dunno why I'm here. I'm not even in the fandom. How did I get here?
Magic
I think for lesbian there should be a 'full lesbian version' like how you are using the rainbow flag for full on gay and using the mlm flag for preference for men. Its only fair. Since you only have preference for men, gay, and preference for women. You don't have full on lesbian
You're on amino? Are you comfortable sharing? I'd love to follow you on there
Hetalia Bisexual powers
are you going to lviv? its a great city
*tosses in my trans iceland and nonbinary china headcanon/theory*
woah am i first on a kolko video? 💕
damn i couldve been :/
Russia gay huh, very ironic lol...
I mean we never really saw him kiss any women knowing that in the series it’s confirmed he kisses people as a greeting
If nations representing people.then all nations swing both ways .🤭becouse not all people are hetero.but their Chara differ.we have France WHO is non stop horni and Po WHO is shy toward strangers But whe he is used to someone he,s acting Like Prince( fandom forgets 2nd part of this sentence🙄)
Oh hell nah, my Hetalia Russia 😭
I guess... Being a Catholic country, Philippines would rather stay straight.
I expected Poland to be straight since Poland is mostly catholic country
So that means Belarus is greysexual?
whys the lesbian flag used so inaccurately..
Even if you used the sapphic flag instead which would be broader (encompassing bi, pan, & other multispectrum attractions) , those who identify as male do not fit under either. Same w the mlm flag
I mean if u wanna call america a butch lesbian, sure
nice
yay pride!! :D
Turkiye is gay for japan
I think its worth noting for major religious country it would be safe to put in straight, otherwise the overly religious part of the fandom is gonna riot. Take Indonesia for example. One of (actually the first) the countries core believes is litterely one true god, or country with a Cristian or muslim Majorities at least.
"sexuality is money" real lmao
lesbian fujoshi
Asi son pe ❤
👀👂🏽