Germany is that guy that I would tease all day long because he is adorably and genuine in his reaction. He may be strict but with a little patience in messing him up everyday he will put his guard down and voila I earned myself a loyal and efficient boyfriend.
Your Poland evolved i to Nyo! Poland🤭 (Hima at first planned to make Poland and China a girls) and Hungary as crossdresing guy (did Nyo! Hungary like Yuri and is crossdreser? We must know😆)
"Austria's been married how many times and Hungary stayed married to him for how many years? And even afterwards, the two kind of hooked up every now and then? He must be pretty good if that happened!" Finally someone who gets it 💔 You don't have half Europe thirsting over you for nothing
Hi Kolko, I just wanted to say thank you for all the videos you've made throughout the years. I've been an on and off fan of Hetalia for going on 7 years now and your videos always give me content to return to when I need my fix of Hetalia. Hetalia is what initially sparked my interest and pursuit of history in the first place. Hetalia holds such a fond place in my heart. I strongly believe that the fandom would not be as alive or as strong if it wasn't for creators like you who push out new and creative content. The fandom isn't perfect by any means, years of shipping wars, racial insensitivity, etc. have proved that, but I feel as though your videos have really tried to keep the fandom positive and respectful. For that, and for all your dedication, I thank you.
Hm hetalia have lot topics barely scratched (like Nyo! Talia having only 1 strip or Poland. Hima write about his friends hip with Hungary and make his Picture with pet dragon and make nothing with it) hm Poland in hetalia dies and is reborn (he is called Phoenix and in his marukite Po sings :draw a circle its a Phoenix ressurecting Phoenix. Even partition not stopped me) again 0 strips or France Talking about historical persons who died young and are reincarnated (Jean. D. arc is not only one i guess) but 0 strips (hm i think Emilia Plater can be reborn too)
I mean, I guess that could depend on whether if she would consider the personality or only physical. Like yeah, in Physical pretty much every character (that are not clearly children) would be smash (I mean, could be defined more because of your sexual preference (ex: Straight Men passing the men etc) but everyone is some form of attractive). If you consider their personalities a bunch of characters have issues (Belarus has some of the most attractive designs in Hetalia imo but her personality is very much problematic).
Omg same with me! Not a big fan of those huge muscular guys, but I would make an exception for Germany. I love him so much and I’d definitely smash him😂❤️❤️
100% would smash Italy and Canada. Not because I have pasta boy in my genes or the fact I live in Canada.. It's because Canada is adorable and Italy is best boi. (Ok, I prefer people who don't look like they could crush me)
"he's kinda pretty but i'd be staring at those eyebrows the entire time" exactly what i feel about england 💀 the eyebrows did kinda grow on me tho, and imo they look good in the manga
Hm female nations are rarity in hetalia (and małe in,Nyo! Talia) so nations can romancing with humans but if they marry another nation. They will most likely willbe another guy, girl
I dunno what's going on anymore. I said smash to almost everyone (except those who were underaged. They were a pass. But if they were older, most would have been a smash. But they're not. So no. PASS) What's my type? I dont have a type! Help
“Me to the Nyotalia Girl & the Hetalia Girls” Nyotalia Girls: *Smush to Oblivion* “Except Nyo Latvia & Nyo Sealand(Probably) That’s a Daughter Figure.” Hetalia Girls: *Smush to Oblivion* “Except Wy. Because she a Loli I want as a sister.”
I like both buff & slim guys, but they cant be super buff I don't want someone who cant put down there arms, & they cant be skinnier then me, girly looking men are cool too
Am I the only one who thought that Shiga looked like the child between England and Japan,? Actually some of Japan prefecturea loked like the child between Japan and other nation.
5:21 sheep actually don't smell that bad I use to have two pet lambs and they use to come inside but you get use to the smell and LAMB MILK (the one you make with powder) SMELLS AMAZING (don't judge me I speant 10 years in a country town)
Hetalia Characters I would smash: Philippines (I live in the Philippines) Ukraine (She's kinda hot but at the same time, just to support her during her conflict with Russia this year.)
WHAT TH-............WHY THE HELL IS SCOTLAND NOT A RED-HEAD? ONE OF THE STEREOTYPES OF SCOTTISH PEOPLE IS RED HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm Done! Kill me Now!!!) T-T
Excuse me? British? Boring? Getcha arse over to this ‘tasteless isle’! England stans arise! Jk btw I loved the video Yes I am English. How could you tell.
I'm crying 😭 since my types are like the buff but not too buff, semi-buff(I respect ur opinion especially Netherlands yeps he noiceee), also Indonesia is such a sweetie, soft hearted yet kind one TVT (My opinion) Personal faves: Prussia America France Romano (i like him but wouldn't smash) Indonesia and Philippines (I'm glad Phil is canon, i don't think I'll smash him) ASEAN homies (I'm glad but wouldn't smash all) Germany Scotland Denmark Italy (like him but wouldn't smash) Netherlands (50-50 depends on mood)
Ngl I feel Austria is ace so no surprise if he is unflowered lmao or Unwurstered mmmm Well plus, you did not considered the stinkyness of each character. I simp for some of them sort of including Austria and I cant take out of my mind the "hE sMeLls LiKe ChEeSe"
![[APH] SMASH OR PASS - RUSSIA vs AMERICA](/img/n.gif)
Kolko: repeatedly says she doesn’t like big buff guys
Also Kolko: **smashes Sweden**
I know right
well Sweden is more like in the middle ground of buff & Slime isn't he? I've never seen him shirtless so to me he seems like the middle bodytype
@kassandra torres true... he’s a big lad tho
Exceptions confirm the norm
also **smashes denmark** **smashes netherlands**
“I don’t think I know a single Hetalia fan that wouldn’t smash Romania….” me: *raises hand* “….Unless they’re lesbian” Me: *quietly lowers hand*
Kolko: Estonia: hard smash. I'm a sucker for guys in glasses
*finds out how old he is*
also Kolko: OHFUCK PASS PASS P A S S
Oh, HELLO PIP!! I did not expect to get jumpscared by a VOCALOID producer here
I’m honestly so happy to see a hetalia fan alive on the internet lmao love your videos!
Germany is that guy that I would tease all day long because he is adorably and genuine in his reaction. He may be strict but with a little patience in messing him up everyday he will put his guard down and voila I earned myself a loyal and efficient boyfriend.
Kolko is our matpat in our fandom lmao. XD
YES
Guess we gotta theorize what is the best smashable Hetalia character for her then-
haha yeah that's so true
@@malokeytheallaround ID PAY TO SEE THAT-
I CAN DO IT IF YOU WANT ME TO
can't wait to see how you will evaluate each character vs its nyo counterpart.
Your Poland evolved i to Nyo! Poland🤭 (Hima at first planned to make Poland and China a girls) and Hungary as crossdresing guy (did Nyo! Hungary like Yuri and is crossdreser? We must know😆)
you're basically the captain of the Hetalia fandom.
wait LEVI pfp? We do love envious otaku boi. ur going places, wish you well in both crazy fandoms
"Austria's been married how many times and Hungary stayed married to him for how many years? And even afterwards, the two kind of hooked up every now and then? He must be pretty good if that happened!"
Finally someone who gets it 💔 You don't have half Europe thirsting over you for nothing
Imagine passing on America 🧐
edit: Both regular America AND Nyotalia America? Damn, Kolko must *really* not find them attractive 😵
like How america no glasses second to none 😩
She said Nyo!America has that dom energy but then smashes every other dom character 😭
HOW do you pass nyoamerica
I didn't even know the prefectures had characters until this video. You really covering ALL the characters
There's like 100 of them
*This is the moment we've all been waiting for folks*
Something tells me lithuania would be secretly freaky..its always the quiet ones..
ALWAYS the quiet ones 💀
This is making me giggle so much fhdkfjfkfmgjf
Now I just want more people to do this for the characters
Lol I was actually thinking about doing this, but she beat me to it!!
@@malokeytheallaround honestly do it anyways cause there's always room for different opinions
Hehe okei
Hi Kolko, I just wanted to say thank you for all the videos you've made throughout the years. I've been an on and off fan of Hetalia for going on 7 years now and your videos always give me content to return to when I need my fix of Hetalia. Hetalia is what initially sparked my interest and pursuit of history in the first place. Hetalia holds such a fond place in my heart. I strongly believe that the fandom would not be as alive or as strong if it wasn't for creators like you who push out new and creative content. The fandom isn't perfect by any means, years of shipping wars, racial insensitivity, etc. have proved that, but I feel as though your videos have really tried to keep the fandom positive and respectful. For that, and for all your dedication, I thank you.
Hm hetalia have lot topics barely scratched (like Nyo! Talia having only 1 strip or Poland. Hima write about his friends hip with Hungary and make his Picture with pet dragon and make nothing with it) hm Poland in hetalia dies and is reborn (he is called Phoenix and in his marukite Po sings :draw a circle its a Phoenix ressurecting Phoenix. Even partition not stopped me) again 0 strips or France Talking about historical persons who died young and are reincarnated (Jean. D. arc is not only one i guess) but 0 strips (hm i think Emilia Plater can be reborn too)
"Staring at you the entire time and I don't know"
sMash
It’s been four days and I’m still processing that Kolko called Cuba a dilf 🖐🏻💀
i mean... he kinda is a dilf. he got that vibe.
@@iheartart0827 I’ll happily embrace Cuba’s new title of being the dilf country of Hetalia
@@WhoTookSpecimen along with ancient rome, germania, sweden (he be taking care of two kiddies ladonia and sealand lmao)
Kolko: I don't want to go to jail today
Also Kolko: *smashes Neotalia Hong Kong*
Kolko: bashes character's appearance
Also Kolko: smash
i have a deep fear of this video and i dont know why
i'm still thinking she is gonna smash every character, even the nyos.
only exception would be the chiby ones like small italy i think xD
I mean, I guess that could depend on whether if she would consider the personality or only physical.
Like yeah, in Physical pretty much every character (that are not clearly children) would be smash (I mean, could be defined more because of your sexual preference (ex: Straight Men passing the men etc) but everyone is some form of attractive). If you consider their personalities a bunch of characters have issues (Belarus has some of the most attractive designs in Hetalia imo but her personality is very much problematic).
It's funny, because I'm the same way--not a huge fan of bigger/muscle dudes, yet my literal ONLY exception is APH Germany. He's just too cute.
Omg same with me! Not a big fan of those huge muscular guys, but I would make an exception for Germany. I love him so much and I’d definitely smash him😂❤️❤️
Same
Kolko: i like guys my height
Also Kolko: the Netherlands, smash
*Kolko almost doest smash England because of his eyebrows*
*Me:* how can't you fall for the eyebrows charm?. 😉
The zero hesitation on some of the smashes 😂😂
I understand the beefcake situation, also not a huge fan, but they are very attractive
Edit: AND THE BIDDIES ✨ (lmao)
100% would smash Italy and Canada. Not because I have pasta boy in my genes or the fact I live in Canada..
It's because Canada is adorable and Italy is best boi.
(Ok, I prefer people who don't look like they could crush me)
Out of my like...10 Hetalia husbandos kolko smashed only 3 of them. Guess our taste in men is really different😂
"not a big fan of beefcakes"
me obsessed with Germany, America and Russia: 🧐
Me:
Love your explanation of Romania, it's correct.
"he's kinda pretty but i'd be staring at those eyebrows the entire time" exactly what i feel about england 💀 the eyebrows did kinda grow on me tho, and imo they look good in the manga
Switzerland has a nice amount of muscle
Switzerland is awesome
@@windjager2177 he’s probably my favorite character
@@vulpixle9659 but ugh hes just one of the best characters :)
@@vulpixle9659 so uh how are ya
@@windjager2177 pretty good
Am I a sl*t for saying smash for everyone lol 😂
(Except for the children obviously)
I’m sorry I respect your decision on the smash or pass but me personally I be fighting Italy for both Germany and Romano
I need infinitely more of your Hetalia content. Your channel is one of my favorites and I learn a great deal.
'Well I don't really like anything aboit them'
'SMASH'
I JUST LOVE THISSS
you are a mood
w/ Sweden: Smash. exceptions confirm the norm
I feel the need to animate this-
We have basically the same type
Also respect for making an exception for sve despite not liking big buff men
Ok ok, but, if normal Ukraine’s breasts are big, what of Nyotalia Ukraine’s would be big? Think about it. Definite smash.
*just rolls right into it*
(anyways. hell yea!! bisexuality win)
edit: 3:21 NSJDJDJ really just said ratio + not a real country + dead now HHENDJDJDJ
Hm female nations are rarity in hetalia (and małe in,Nyo! Talia) so nations can romancing with humans but if they marry another nation. They will most likely willbe another guy, girl
I dunno what's going on anymore. I said smash to almost everyone (except those who were underaged. They were a pass. But if they were older, most would have been a smash. But they're not. So no. PASS)
What's my type? I dont have a type! Help
As a bisexual disaster I approve this message
12:37 i heard france's laugh for a second
Here’s a Germany (Ludwig) fact; He is actually very much a bottom in the relationship.
Funny, I'm a guy and we both have pretty similar taste in men and women :-)
You pass Spain because he IS spanish.
I approve.
Oh, hell yeah! Now I really wanna see a 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' :P
"I'd be staring at those eyebrows the entire time"
Me, with abnormally thick and curly eyebrows: Ah... ´;v;`
“Me to the Nyotalia Girl & the Hetalia Girls”
Nyotalia Girls: *Smush to Oblivion* “Except Nyo Latvia & Nyo Sealand(Probably) That’s a Daughter Figure.”
Hetalia Girls: *Smush to Oblivion* “Except Wy. Because she a Loli I want as a sister.”
"Finland.... Pass"
I mean he's literally my favorite character bhbhbh XD
When she reminds you that hutt river dead 😭
👁👄👁 honestly can't wait to see this
SAME 👁👄👁
Yea 😳
But now we have the 2ps to do!
I like both buff & slim guys, but they cant be super buff I don't want someone who cant put down there arms, & they cant be skinnier then me, girly looking men are cool too
Am I the only one who thought that Shiga looked like the child between England and Japan,? Actually some of Japan prefecturea loked like the child between Japan and other nation.
5:21 sheep actually don't smell that bad I use to have two pet lambs and they use to come inside but you get use to the smell and LAMB MILK (the one you make with powder) SMELLS AMAZING (don't judge me I speant 10 years in a country town)
Kyoto:
Me: I dunno she be giving me a Hibari Kyoya vibe, but Hibari is hot. fuck yeah smash
Hetalia Characters I would smash:
Philippines (I live in the Philippines)
Ukraine (She's kinda hot but at the same time, just to support her during her conflict with Russia this year.)
I like how ur channel says ur based in the Antarctic
I cried when u said pass to America 0-o 😭
11:13
More like he got that uniform from Prussia's closet while he (Prussia) was in Tokyo.
LMFAO DID I REALLY GET HERE JUST AS THE PREMIERE ENDED OMG
*sad violins play*
Oh boy...
Gurl, S.Korea is physically 15👁️👄👁️🌚🤣☝️
Bruh moment
@@reidalyn2328 I guess she forgot🤔👽✌️
O h dang
korea is a teenager so technically I can say maybe he’s around 14-16.
why do you say "pass" for estonia bc he's 17 and then give characters like s. korea and nyo hong kong a "smash" 🤨
They probably didn't know.
WHAT TH-............WHY THE HELL IS SCOTLAND NOT A RED-HEAD? ONE OF THE STEREOTYPES OF SCOTTISH PEOPLE IS RED HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm Done! Kill me Now!!!) T-T
I just came here to see if you would smash Bulgaria, I'm definitely not disappointed, like.(?)
Why was all the NYO WAS CUTE🤩😍
Excuse me? British? Boring? Getcha arse over to this ‘tasteless isle’! England stans arise!
Jk btw I loved the video
Yes I am English. How could you tell.
Romania set the standard of men for me.
I am lonely & I refuse to lower these standards.
Estonia is of legal age in my country 🇬🇧
I'm crying 😭 since my types are like the buff but not too buff, semi-buff(I respect ur opinion especially Netherlands yeps he noiceee), also
Indonesia is such a sweetie, soft hearted yet kind one TVT
(My opinion)
Personal faves:
Prussia
America
France
Romano (i like him but wouldn't smash)
Indonesia and Philippines (I'm glad Phil is canon, i don't think I'll smash him)
ASEAN homies (I'm glad but wouldn't smash all)
Germany
Scotland
Denmark
Italy (like him but wouldn't smash)
Netherlands (50-50 depends on mood)
The moment Kolko !!HULK SMASH!! 11:52
2:26
Whyy do I see Laine?
12:52
The best Part? She eminates Polish woman energy.
I don't see how anyone could pass Norway tbh
Me living in phillipines: its hot in here
This video: i hate phillipines im burning cause its too hot
Im crying for your hate with my poor Spain contry... T-T
This is going to be good 😏
Can you talk about Kaitou Joker?
Love how we mostly agree
0:04 And that's when I clicked off the video xD
NUUUUUUUUUUU WHY PASS INDONESIA'S GODLY DIVINE TIDDIES QWQ
_Oh well, more for us Indo stans I guess~_
this will be interesting
I love this
Love this~
she passed my country new zealand im crying 😔😔😔
HELP I SAID SMASH TO MOST ADULTS (no peeps that look too young, i’d feel weird and its weird in general for me)
4:14 just for me don’t ask
Buut that doesn’t mean I won’t like it
Smash nyoUkraine when he looks so much like Russia who you wouldn't?
0:01 He be fascist it is carpet bombing time
Exiting!♡♡♡
なんて言っているか分かりませんが
品定めをしている様で少し悲しいですね。
Oh
What's wrong with Spain? ;(
How to record with Hungary and Poland and Hungary
Ngl I feel Austria is ace so no surprise if he is unflowered lmao
or Unwurstered mmmm
Well plus, you did not considered the stinkyness of each character.
I simp for some of them sort of including Austria and I cant take out of my mind the
"hE sMeLls LiKe ChEeSe"
Are you bi?