Also female nations are rarity in Hetalia (and male in Nyotalia) so when 2 nations will Marry.they most likely willbe both guys,girls🥰. I think than lot of humans have crush on nations.they are handsome.travel a lot( diplomacy) and work as Police ,military officers (captains? ) Doctors and so on.Boss ordered Hungary to do some modeling to attract tourists.so nation can work as model,actor.imagine this commercials🤯
@@annieandelsieofarendelle3294 hm i can imagine this charity events where you can buy date with someone .but with nations😎 bored Rich girls🥰: Germany is do strong!,Poland is so cute and Romania is so wampire😉
@@cockycookie1pansexual is an umbrella term for bisexual btw. bisexual means you like all genders with OR without preference. if you want to be specific on your preference you can use umbrella terms like pansexual or omnisexual. pansexual means liking all genders with no preference and omnisexual means liking all genders with a preference /nm
Honestly, I'm surprised Turkey was disqualified over going to the baths with Greece. That's so normal over there for guys being nearly naked in the hammam. I'd rather take his rivalry over Japan's "friendship" with Greece as sort of gay-coded in the shipping bait round, but c'mon, apart from that, he seems like a much more worthy competitor. But, truth be told, I think I overlooked Slovakia, because of the "big dom energy on Czech" part xD Guess you can be the straightest country, while also being a sub and it's such a Hetalia thing that I can't even
I really wish Canada and Netherlands had a scene together, like it would have been perfect for him to give Canada flowers as a reference the Canadian troops who freed the Netherlands, I mean this Anime is literally based on history.
As a gay Slovak, the country IS pretty homophobic lol. If i told my dad Slovakia was the least gay country, without saying how you reached this conclusion, he would for sure be like "yeaaaaah, that's right, exactly".
3:55 I've seen lots of people getting confused with this, calling Portugal unhinged and all that stuff but the thing is...in a way that actually happened. I learned this in history class but I don't remember exactly when it happened(I think it was when Portugal had a problem with the succession to the throne?) and I'm too lazy to search for it now but like the castilians were trying to invade Lisbon and were trying to climb the walls but when they were almost reaching the top the portuguese were waiting for them with cauldrons full of boiling olive oil...so um yeah that's what I've got to say about this Portugal is still unhinged tho
Im suprised that Philippines even survived almost to the end of the competition because of how many times i have seen him in fanarts being kinda queer or just straight up gay but then i remember that its just the fanon one
as a pilipinjin myself, I'm with u seeing as trans ppl are pretty open here and u see them everywhere in the public. but then again canon hetalia ≠ reality
@@graceneilitz7661not true at all there's a lot of openly queer ppl in the streets and one of the most famous celebrities here is non binary so if canon hetalia characters do represent their country, it would make sense if phil was at least queer himself or femme presenting
Hmm, there are several characters who showed explicit interest in the opposite gender. But most of them do have some stuff with the same gender as well which makes it more bi than straight. If I were to guess, the first two that come to mind are Lithuania and Belarus. But well, Lithuania is shipped with Poland and America for a reason. As for Belarus, while she does seem quite straight I do remember stuff mentioning her and Ukraine's breasts. So it might not be as clear cut with her. I think I will go with Romano tbh. Yeah, he is commonly shipped with Spain, but Spain is the main affectionate party there. The moments of him being nicer to Spain could be interprated as friendship stuff rather than love stuff imo. And he is known for a remarkably better attitude with woman.
Don't get offended, this is a joke, like the video: THE STRAIGHTEST IS THE FEMBOY OF EASTEUROPE????? (Or atleast all of my friends call Slovakia, the real country, a femboy. Only one of em saw Hetalia.)
Before watching this, my vote was going to be for Belarus but you didn't even consider her for the competition. Nor most f the women actually. Girls can be into girl. Hungary for example does not pass this test.
None of the women were judged in this. The criteria for the stereotypically gay round wouldn't work for the women because it was based off of stereotypes about manhood. They would need a different criteria list.
7:21 What gay thing did Cyprus say that was gay in the dub? p.s. I didn’t watch the anime because my parents don’t know I’m in this fandom and I’m under the age of 14
I just discovered Hetalia and was disappointed it was not yaoi.But afyer watching the germany and italy edits and them this. I'm now happy this exist in between yaoi and sports animes
My headcanon is that since the they represent all people they’re inherently bisexual and don’t really care about cross dressing.
Also female nations are rarity in Hetalia (and male in Nyotalia) so when 2 nations will Marry.they most likely willbe both guys,girls🥰. I think than lot of humans have crush on nations.they are handsome.travel a lot( diplomacy) and work as Police ,military officers (captains? ) Doctors and so on.Boss ordered Hungary to do some modeling to attract tourists.so nation can work as model,actor.imagine this commercials🤯
That would make them Pan though.
@@cockycookie1 Ok.
@@annieandelsieofarendelle3294 hm i can imagine this charity events where you can buy date with someone .but with nations😎 bored Rich girls🥰: Germany is do strong!,Poland is so cute and Romania is so wampire😉
@@cockycookie1pansexual is an umbrella term for bisexual btw. bisexual means you like all genders with OR without preference. if you want to be specific on your preference you can use umbrella terms like pansexual or omnisexual. pansexual means liking all genders with no preference and omnisexual means liking all genders with a preference /nm
I know very little about Hetalia, but it seems like "least gay" might be more accurate than "straightest"
accurate
Same
The one battle where you're actively rooting for all your favourite characters to lose
The biggest joke is that there is not a single straightest character in Hetalia 😂
Execpt for my country Slovakia. I can't deny this 😂
I'm so proud, Slovakia got recognized for something.
Honestly, I'm surprised Turkey was disqualified over going to the baths with Greece. That's so normal over there for guys being nearly naked in the hammam. I'd rather take his rivalry over Japan's "friendship" with Greece as sort of gay-coded in the shipping bait round, but c'mon, apart from that, he seems like a much more worthy competitor.
But, truth be told, I think I overlooked Slovakia, because of the "big dom energy on Czech" part xD Guess you can be the straightest country, while also being a sub and it's such a Hetalia thing that I can't even
Českej fanoušek Hetalie, no ne😭
@@podivnakreatura3514 Nejsem Čech, ale dostatečně blízko xD Love from your autistic neighbor (Poland) and f*ck Pootin ♥Ahoj!
Bravo to Slovakia for being the straightest character in this series 🙏
But people will still find a way someday…
I really wish Canada and Netherlands had a scene together, like it would have been perfect for him to give Canada flowers as a reference the Canadian troops who freed the Netherlands, I mean this Anime is literally based on history.
As a gay Slovak, the country IS pretty homophobic lol. If i told my dad Slovakia was the least gay country, without saying how you reached this conclusion, he would for sure be like "yeaaaaah, that's right, exactly".
3:55 I've seen lots of people getting confused with this, calling Portugal unhinged and all that stuff but the thing is...in a way that actually happened.
I learned this in history class but I don't remember exactly when it happened(I think it was when Portugal had a problem with the succession to the throne?) and I'm too lazy to search for it now but like the castilians were trying to invade Lisbon and were trying to climb the walls but when they were almost reaching the top the portuguese were waiting for them with cauldrons full of boiling olive oil...so um yeah that's what I've got to say about this
Portugal is still unhinged tho
Slovakia is the token straight character, change my mind
Im suprised that Philippines even survived almost to the end of the competition because of how many times i have seen him in fanarts being kinda queer or just straight up gay but then i remember that its just the fanon one
But, the Philippines being queer or gay doesn’t really fit the country. And since it’s an Asian country a Japanese person would probably know that.
as a pilipinjin myself, I'm with u seeing as trans ppl are pretty open here and u see them everywhere in the public. but then again
canon hetalia ≠ reality
@@graceneilitz7661not true at all there's a lot of openly queer ppl in the streets and one of the most famous celebrities here is non binary so if canon hetalia characters do represent their country, it would make sense if phil was at least queer himself or femme presenting
Has anyone ever thought about Slovakia? I mean, at this point beside he likes big chest girls we don't know much, right?
He is Czechia's ditzy ex husband who ruined his marriage because he didn't get a hyphen put in their combined last name. >:)
5:15 ”What man wears hairclips?”
**Ronnie O’Sullivan has entered the chat.**
As soon as I read the title I Immediately said "Not Germany or Italy."
I thought the same thing except France & Uk lol
Haven't started yet, but i assume its Belarus because of the whole Russia thing and her date with Lithuania
Putting germany as the thumbnail is such great poetic irony lmao
Hmm, there are several characters who showed explicit interest in the opposite gender.
But most of them do have some stuff with the same gender as well which makes it more bi than straight.
If I were to guess, the first two that come to mind are Lithuania and Belarus. But well, Lithuania is shipped with Poland and America for a reason. As for Belarus, while she does seem quite straight I do remember stuff mentioning her and Ukraine's breasts. So it might not be as clear cut with her.
I think I will go with Romano tbh. Yeah, he is commonly shipped with Spain, but Spain is the main affectionate party there. The moments of him being nicer to Spain could be interprated as friendship stuff rather than love stuff imo. And he is known for a remarkably better attitude with woman.
Don't get offended, this is a joke, like the video:
THE STRAIGHTEST IS THE FEMBOY OF EASTEUROPE????? (Or atleast all of my friends call Slovakia, the real country, a femboy. Only one of em saw Hetalia.)
Slovenia is the femboy country
I'm trying to guess anyone 8 hours before the premiere but I genuinely can't think of anyone straight enough 💀💀
Also first comment woohoo
literally the first thing i do when i wake up tomorrow is watch this
4:59 "How did he get so sparkly? Is it because you're GAY!?"
Just the amount of serious entertainment im craving😂
Happy April Fools, Kolko! I knew who the winner was gonna be before I even clicked on this but clicked anyway for the lols ^^
I'm gonna miss this bc it'll be 11 pm for me when it starts :( I'll watch it the next morning tho
For now on when someone tells me they want to get into hetalia. I'm gonna direct them to this video first
How much research did you have to do 😭 also, of course the straightest character looks like Gary Oak 🕺🏽
Keeping the hetalia fandom alive
the unicorn represents scotland unicorns are free and unable to be tamed. the only one who can tame a unicorn is the scottish crown.
This was so much fun ngl 😅 thank you
I made it onto one of these videos im so honored😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 !!!!!
Love the video do the opposite of this video next time who’s the most fabulous characters in hetalia
holy shit i didnt even realize this was in 2023
I mostly clicked to make sure you didn't do my man Germany this dirty 😂
I nominate Italy
Oh I get it it's April fools 😅
Oh this’ll be a fun Birthday Joke, but I’m at a con rn 😢
Happy birthday ! !
@@L12Ps ty~
The age old question...
I just saw the Title and i knew who was out before even watching this XD
Yes pls I need hetalia content
Slovakia 100% gets pegged by Czech
Yay i love your videos. Ew ones rock even more. Also you sound like Rebeca parum from let me explain studios channel
Reaction to Disclaimer: Already came in with measured expectations like I always on videos uploaded on April Fools Day.
Before watching this, my vote was going to be for Belarus but you didn't even consider her for the competition. Nor most f the women actually. Girls can be into girl. Hungary for example does not pass this test.
None of the women were judged in this. The criteria for the stereotypically gay round wouldn't work for the women because it was based off of stereotypes about manhood. They would need a different criteria list.
Austria /j
This is to good to not freak out at
In Hetalia, boys are bi or gay and females are bi or lesbian
I CALLED IT IK IT WOULD BE SLOVAKIA
I don't actually ship Gerita, lemme just say. but-- while I agree with your choice-- why is Germany on the front cover of this video?
4:26 nooooooooooooooooooooo
The way i gasped reading the title then i remenbered todays
7:21 What gay thing did Cyprus say that was gay in the dub?
p.s. I didn’t watch the anime because my parents don’t know I’m in this fandom and I’m under the age of 14
Now do the gayest
This video was hilarious
happy april fools!
Roman Empire. Huge womanizer. Nothing gay about him
Trick question
Love Macau I ship him with Monaco
OK Belarus
Kardeşim anlatamadık galiba gayiz
I say sweden
but ... who's the gayest Hetalia character?
france
Sweden, he's confirmed to be homosexual
i ship slovakia with czech so yes
I just discovered Hetalia and was disappointed it was not yaoi.But afyer watching the germany and italy edits and them this. I'm now happy this exist in between yaoi and sports animes
THIS IS KIND OF GAY