One Minute of Dad Jokes on Dock Tok
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The ways dad jokes differ from other jokes and indeed other forms of humor can be telling. (Humor researchers caution us most earnestly that if we dare to dissect why a joke is even funny, it'll take all the humor out of it. But since dad jokes are mostly not very funny anyway, I think we can take a chance).
What Makes a Joke Funny?
On the face of it we may think of jokes as fun and games, a way to make others laugh from delight and surprise. Humor has been shown to bring people closer socially and relieve the stress of negative situations. Jokes have an undeniable power to reveal truths and create a rapport.
Then again, Freud famously argued that jokes were a socially acceptable form
of hostility and aggression. Successful joke telling can form a bond between the teller and the audience, but sometimes they are banded together against the butt of the joke. It turns out the social forces that drive our use of jokes, while they may improve our moods, aren't always a laughing matter.
Topics that are usually too inappropriate to discuss in certain polite circles can be comedy gold to others: people falling and hurting themselves; people's personal traits such as weight, height, hair color, or ethnicities; even taboo or sexual subjects. Jokes can reinforce conservative, conventional views of what's considered normal."The racist can safely broach a taboo subject by making a nasty remark cloaked in humor-that is, to use humor as a testing device," notes Peter Farb. The listener can show whether they find it acceptable by laughing, or not.
What makes a thing funny? At its core, humor seems to be all about incongruity. Comic situations set up a context where something is marked or out of place. This oddness, far different to what we were led to expect or what we blithely assume is normal, is what makes things funny. The joke par excellence has to be cleverly original, yet not too clever that no one can get it. Telling a good joke needs a delicate balance.
Successful jokes, especially when new to the listener, can increase the social status of the teller in the hierarchy of a group, allowing them control over the social interaction. If you're a good comedian, people are going to give you more opportunities to tell jokes. The performance of joke telling actually usurps the normal turn-taking customs of conversation by reserving the right to speak and forcing listeners to play along with the format of the joke (for example in a knock-knock joke or riddle). For the time of the joke, it's an exercise in defining a reality that is "fiercely conservative," according to some researchers, maintaining our conventional views of the world by laughing at what's different. laughter you laugh you lose
Alternative punchline for the dog & scrabble tiles: Vet took x-rays and said his next bowel movement could spell disaster.
Or his next vowel movement....I'll see my self out, good day sir.
I like that punchline better.
But, you only get 7 letters.
Dog’s been cheating.
@@nicdavis1202 I bet he feels regret somewhere in there.
@@nicdavis1202 ate a whole bag is the set up
The dad who memorized the root of 666 deserves a prize
I had to watch it again just so i could stop it and write it down. Lol
@@morganh2800 same
Quickly checked... deamn, it is really root of evil! 😅
which root? there's square root, cube root etcetera.
I'm not too unsure that couldn't have been on the inside of those ridiculous glasses 😂 but still savage
True story: it’s actually illegal to eat Scrabble tiles. Repeat offenders could end up with a long sentence.
"actually"
😭
Damn bro,this one good 😂
Yo...😂
Took me far too long to realise
I was crying at a local bar yesterday. The bartender asked me what's the matter. I told him my wife said she's not gona talk to me for a month. Bartender said that's not so bad. I said, it is. Today's the end of the month.
😂😂😂.. permission to plagiarize🙏🙏
@@bestboss5 Lol none needed
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just get a divorce 😂
The delivery on the "Thanks for nothing" line was executed to perfection.
10/10 ran immediately to the comments section
😂
Fun fact, the root of all evil is actually the love of money. The money isn't evil, the love of the money is the root of the evil.
that line killed me!....🤣
That's your dad after a hard day's work drinking a beer in the garage
I got fired from my quality control job at the M & M factory. I kept rejecting all the Ws.
Lol
🤣
That took me a sec 🤣🤣
That's a blonde joke.... 😐
@@kiltedramblerI've always heard it as a your mom joke, lol.
“I don’t want to interrupt her”
🤣🤣holy fuck
That was the best joke out of the lot of them because it's true 😂
I don’t understand it
@@99Yeticuz women never stop talking.
@@99Yetiit means that his wife never stops talking
This was an old Rodney Dangerfield line back in the day! Classic
Steak puns are a rare medium well done.
LoL.
This comment is WAY underrated.
😂
beautiful simplicity
Im picking up what putting down on the grill 🥩
I was at my wife's friend's funeral. I asked if I could say a word, she said sure.
"Plethora", I said.
she responded, "thanks, that means a lot"
Underrated
@@T-1001 many thanks
Lol, took me a while to get it
@@AmokBRI didn't get it
@@surajk1036 “Plethora” means “many” or “a lot”, hence the wife’s response.
Could have kept his job at the bank if he’d apologized…. Guess he lost interest.
Or needed some change.
good one
He was vaulted out on whose account, though? Is the family checking?
He was vaulted out on whose account, though? Is the family checking?
I doubt they’d fund it and just stock you with the bill
Lemme give you my 2 cents
A butcher put some ribeye up on a shelf saying he’d give them to whoever guessed their weight.
No one took the challenge....they thought the steaks were too high.
My dude just memorized the root of all evil
Only 7 years of not interrupting,that's a good start.
its been 21 years since I interrupted my wife, it was easy after I lost 150 ugly pounds.
I don't get that one, can you explain?
I probably woulda laughed if he just didn't finish that joke, lmao
@@TheBulbasaurKidshe's been talking non-stop for 7 years
@@AS_210 ohh lmao
Watching these is like when you really hurt yourself and laugh, despite the pain.
Can't relate, I'm not stupid
I was laughing instead of crying like I thought I would when I wr clef my last cbr. Couldn’t move my legs but was chuckling at how fkin stupid this all is as gonna get once the paramedics arrived.
you laugh at pain so it goeas away embarrassed
Felt the same way falling into a pile of Russian Olives. Got stabbed by a lot of them and just laughed as I laid there in slight pain
@@ereHeuqibmazoM
Dude got 7/11 trucker hat and visor on, he livin the life
This video does an excellent job of capturing how dead inside us married dad types are.
These are high quality dad jokes
"To the guy who invented the number zero. Thanks for nothing."
That Indian guy: 👁️👄👁️
Lmao
Nice
@@ashvindkumar5471 it was aryabhatt actually.
@@adityaaggarwal7481 why the word actually in your reply. It makes it sound like Aryabhatta was not Indian 😅😅😅
@@pruthvikchaudhari9977 the person whom I replied said it was ramanujan who invented zero
The root of all evil got me. 😂
these aren't even considered as jokes to them, this is just the universal language of all dads in the world
"Haven't talked to my wife in 7 years..." Great one !!....
My fav was the guy that doesn't wanna interrupt his wife. 🤣
Cop pulls over an old man who's driving a convertible. Cop says, "Sir, when you hit that bump a couple blocks back, your wife was thrown out of the car."
Old man replies, "THANK you, Officer. I thought I'd gone deaf."
I didnt understand that one
@@roidblitzedcuz his wife never stops talking
@@billolsen4360 good one 😂
@@TheOne-pn2cy thank you it makes sense now 😂
All hail the Fraternal Association of Really Talented Enthusiastic Dads 😂
FARTED?
😂😂😂😂😂
Just a buncha dudes, FARTED.
THE STRAIGHT FACES 😂😂 their delivery and reactions 😂
That's what does it for me 😂
Esp the pause then nod after " we all make miss steaks" 😂
"So I pushed her!" Not gonna lie I just realized I'm pretty dumb, took me a good while to get that one😂😂
I can be a little slow sometimes, myself.
I still didn't get it
@@noman101 her physical balance, to see if she would fall over when he pushed her 😅
@@eaglestryker1338 yea man... it's like something just trips
If you don’t know English that well, Dad jokes are really hard to understand.
Kids asked about marriage joke was so funny, the duck in the distance started quacking up🤣🤣🤣
Duck really went "ha!"
Too much quackery
That one is gold
that'll never fly...
It’s a known fact that to conceal laughter, the local dad will take a sip from his morning brew
Saw a one legged man at the ATM, he was checking his balance.
The dude in the 7 Eleven hat
Omg. His glasses. 🤣🤣🤣
I'd like a set, anyone know where I could get one?
Hands down the funniest thing in the clip.
@@20thcenturygamer22 try searching JackJad mask
@@20thcenturygamer22 make sure you use key words -full shade. It came up as “jackjad fashion oversized mask shape shield style sunglasses”
I was too distracted by those shades for 2 or 3 runs through I didn't even see the hat
🤣 the 1st joke had me rolling 🤣, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say that the woman had zero balance 🤣🤷♂️🤣
Well, then she should be the one to have gone out on a limb 😉
i see what u did there
Dont know why but the "to the guy that invented 0, thanks for nothing" cracked me up. I think it was the delivery that got me.
The fact that y'all can just sit there and not bust out laughing I will never know how. I almost lost it on the first and second jokes 😂😂😂
This is why the internet exists.
My 93-year-old, Korean war vet dad, who just got out of the hospital today called me and said: "This woman went into a tattoo shop that had a sign up that read ' free tattoos for women if you show us your boobs.'" I didn't know how to respond, but before I could ask him what the joke was he said, "the name of the shop was 'Tit for Tat.'" He's got a million of them!
wow guys you need to get a life
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was not prepared for that one
That was a good one 😂
To everyone who took the time to tap the 👍, I want to say thank you so much bcuz when I told him that I wrote this and that 395 ppl liked it, I don't have the words to describe how much that meant to him. He's also lost his sight in the last couple of years, so he can't read it himself, so again I thank each one of you.
Thanks, I needed this today.....God Bless
Only seven years ? I’ve been married for twenty four years and I’m still waiting for a chance to say anything.
Hahaha! I memorized the square root of 666 back in 1993 and I can still blab it out on command! Thank you Ti-83
Best scientific calculator I have ever had.
TI-84 Plus is superior, but TI-83 is still quality.
@@troybaxter oh no you didn't...
I got all these jokes but that one please explain it. I swear I should understand it but sadly I’m not witted enough to.
The son asking what it’s like to be married joke! 🤣 straight laughed so hard 👏👏👏👏
That was so funny even the duck in the distance was quacking up🤣
I didn't understand that
Why u ignoring me
@@pingoo4057 because it's a boomer joke
@@mchammer5026 how is it a boomer joke?
I haven't talked to my wife in 7 years because I didn't want to interrupt her 😂😂😂
"what do you do when you have an elephant with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino"
Nice one! 🤣
Bro that last one had me flying halfway across Panama 💀
I want a video of that
I could listen to this all day.
the dude in the last looked genuinely impressed.
The "I don't want to interrupt her" punchline got me. 😂
Okay… the “no word yet” got me good.
The root of all evil joke is genius
Swears man
Broo, I was holding it at first, but I genuinely can't hold it in anymore watching it a second time. I'm burst to laughter every single time 🤣
The root of evil being 25.807 is f***ing amazing 😂
you got me with the balancing the mug on your hand
All day long, these jokes can fall like pearls of wisdom from their mouths
Had this on repeat for an hour
To commit to memory? Good call.
First 2 guys: normal.
Third guy: Master chief visor.
"So I pushed her" and "I don't want to interrupt her" 😂
The zero pun killed me
Love the first 3 (check balance, dog swallowed scrabble & did not want to interrupt wife ) and the zero joke. 😂😂😂
Ah, Dock Tok dad jokes. What a perfect way to start a nice, relaxing, easy Sunday. Heartfelt thanks for your creative genius!!
Ngl as a dad I do appreciate a good dad joke, it's what I do most of the time 🥰
These guys are too much. Love it! As you swiftly move calmly to water beneath you. No Word Yet, Don't want to interrupt her. ALL great ones. Look 4ward to more of these!!
Havent’t talked to my wife for 7 years…
This is not a joke, it’s wisdom for a happy life.
Pure, %100, Gold.
as an engineering student, that square root got me pissed 🤣🤣🤣
These top their dad jokes yo!
Doesn't anyone else realize how long it must have taken them to get those shorts considering they've been growing new beards all the time?
The first one gets me 😂 yeah I'll check your balance push, your balance is off 😂🤣.
I'm a French woman, and don't understand that bank balance check joke; please explain it to me.
the "i dont want to interrupt her" got me good.
The way his cup is sitting towards the end got me. Lol
Sheesh, they’ve got legs for days.
A few of these were pretty good!! My favorite was the dog 🐕 eating the tiles and the sqare root of evil!! An honorable mention to being married!!
Yup I'm getting old.. the last one made me burst out in laughter 🤣
Satire after pun after pun, INCREDIBLE JOKES
I just really need to get one of those visors.
I would like longer pauses maybe a sip on the coffee. Could be super relaxing just having two buds down by the lake horsin
Just slow it down a notch.
Their Ray Dunn cups got me rollin'!!! 😁🤣☕️
Simply lovely.
Ive honestly never heard a single one of these before. All solid. Now subscribed 👍🏻
Yup got me too
I like this one most my wife haven't talked to me in 7yrs I don't want to interrupt her 😂😂😂😂😂😄
I didnt understand that one. Been looking through the comments for an explanation lol
Another punchline for the one about the dog eating Scrabble tiles: The results spelled disaster
Love these! Keep 'em coming. I've heard the "didn't want to interrupt her..." one many times. It still gets me!
Omg...😆😆😆
"Thanks for nothing "😂😂😂. Actually super funny dad joke
Love the PUNS! Play On Words….LOVE IT!!!
my girlfriend was upset recently because her dog died. I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one, but then she just yelled at me, "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH TWO DEAD DOGS!?"
(disclaimer: I don't take credit for inventing this joke, but I can't remember its real origin.)
"I got fired from the bank. A woman askes me to check her balance, and I pushed her over"
"She said,'No, Money!' and to that I kicked her knee."
“Thanks for nothing”
He started laughing lol
😂😂😂 My family always sarcasticlly laugh at my dad jokes but I enjoy them myself 😅
I like the sunglass of the guy with the 7-eleven cap.
What did the Roman soldier that put Jesus on the cross after his third try say ???nailed it
That's a way better punch line than the original was...LOL!
The 7-11 hat with those sunglasses... pure genius!
"...so I took him to the vet. It was a real crapshoot."
This is Letterkenny energy and I’m here for it
That marriage joke got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What was next 2 after "didn't wanna interrupt her?" 🤣 I couldn't stop laughing
I watched this like 30 times!!! These guys are awesome!! the root of all evil!!!... No word yet!!! I don't wanna interrupt her... the straight faces!! thanks for nothin....
Guy in the beige shorts almost has a ball hanging out. THATS the best dad joke here.
Gotta be the greatest conversation I've heard all day
What makes a good dad joke is what makes a good dad. commitment
"Thanks for nothing"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Wife one was a classic lol!
"Thanks For Nothin" ...🤣