Isn't that how every single gamer views Nintendo? One day they release Breath of the Wild: "what a masterpiece, Nintendo, truly, an incredible display of a top notch gaming experience." 2 days later they are probably announcing a remake of a 30yo 2D videogame with worse quality than a fan made one for 70$/€.
This is probably legitimately true. He probably recorded and edited the whole thing ahead of time, leaving space for the final fighter's name and their trailer.
Kingdom Hearts 300,000,000/83.2 weeks Re+Mind is a CLASSIC! Not failed at at. I think Dunk got confused with Kingdom Hearts 300,000,000/83.1 weeks Forgott[n] where Sora is actually not real and it turns out that Donald hit his head after tripping on the Friendship Spear, unlocking his inner-strength and allowing him to finally go Sicko Mode.
I personally have NEVER played a video game besides Tetris, so the fact that the last character wasn't an L block is a SLAP IN THE FACE to ALL OF YOUR FANS.
Honestly my favorite Tetris is the I block but the fact that we didn't even get a single Tetris is a disgrace. How can sakurai call himself a gamer. I'm so disappointed
@@godisangry6402 I… am a fan? I just think it’s funny when Nintendo fans get all pissed off about something Nintendo does and then they buy whatever Nintendo made that made them so upset and act like they were never mad in the first place. Now THAT is comedy.
@@RATsnak3 what the hell are you talking about, smash bros is Nintendo All Stars. N64 and Melee didn't have any third party characters and Brawl and 4 had very few and those deserved it, it's a Nintendo game.
Sora was the worst possible outcome. I had huge money riding on tetris L block for the final character, I'm never going to financially recover from this.
I'm heated that Nintendo didn't have enough diverse fighting styles. Where are the baby soft spot physics?? Where are lawn mowing characters??? And to top it off, they decided not to add the custom character feature where you can arrange every gene and atom of your character... Nintendo has always had good games like Halo, Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory and the famous Five Furbles of Finbo, yet this is their choice. Bad move, very upset
I'm literally crying. I was so sure the last fighter would be Pigeon from Mike Tyson Mysteries. I'm so fucking upset he didn't make it into the game, I'm shaking.
He didn’t even point out the fact that Sakurai blinked Morse code last time which clearly indicated the final character would be 50 Cent from 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.
@@JonathanSicoli We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
But what about Rayman? No CJ, fine. Of course not, but the next best thing Rayman, a perfect candidate. Stripped of his chance at more deserving recognition.
@@Joseph.Talkowski that wouldn’t have happened because Ubisoft doesn’t care about Rayman because Rayman isn’t bringing them the big bucks, it’s assassins creed that’s doing it, and instead they would be like “Hey why not put in This character from assassins creed.” Which would be dumb of them to do because then it shows how desperate they are to promote a game from the same franchise that they have been pumping out for years that people forget about it the next week they talk about it. I’m being realistic here, because that’s how Ubisoft is, well at least nowadays that they don’t give half a shit about the games they make now. And let’s say that Rayman does get in, that’s the only recognition he will get, being the character that got in smash, and nothing more. This would also mean that Ubisoft would have to then drag their own asses to make a Rayman game to have his inclusion mean something more than just recognition and even then it will be a quarter baked mess of a game and they will be like “Eh once they pay for it we will get the money, end of story.”
@@Tbro2303 fr its just so unfair to say that he is just another generic sword wielding anime boy, that this final character reveal is a huge disappointment or that the last two and a half years of DLC fighters have been a massive let down. Sakurai did not go through the hassle to put Sora in, HELL even just to show the Mickey emblem keychain only for people make such bold statements.
Hey now, it took a lot of work for them to get Sora in this. Not only did Reggie have to beat all the executives at Square Enix at Sudoku with a blindfold on, he then had to fly all the way to the Magic Kingdom on his Gummi Ship and sacrifice Miyamoto himself to Mickey Mouse for this to happen. Thankfully Reggie swapped Miyamoto with the Miyamoto Muppet at the last minute and Mickey couldn't tell the difference.
Ah, so he pulled ye olde Chrono Trigger Switcharoo. Classic Reggie, to surprise us with a forgotten maneuver from such an obscure and unimpactful game.
I'm with Dunkey in that the recent run of jrpgs is super disappointing. Back in the day there were quite a lot of good ones. Now they're just real lazy and formulaic.
The funniest part of this video is that it was probably 80% finished before the Sora reveal and would have went up no matter who was announced. Thank you for uploading this Dunkey.
@@hellatze he means that the script was probably made before Sora was announced so all he had to do was add “Sora” to it, it shows how accurate dunkeys portrayal of smash fans reactions to fighter announcements is
“Then BREAKING NEWS. Every Smash Bros player is arrested for being a rapist.” The way he said was funny, but in real life it was disturbing, sad, and not cool.
@@se7en833 Yeah, it painted really bad for the Smash Community with the Me Too allegations. I just keep my distance to save me heartache. Video games should bring people together for fun.
@@LyleOrtiz I just said Terry because you could see that Sakurai was really passionate about SNK. He had all the consoles and he seemed really happy to talk about it.
I love how in the Steve segment he argues that he shouldn't be added because Smash isn't for children, and then immediately switches to saying it's for children when arguing about Pyra. Classic.
What? Are you gonna be mad over dunkey giving his correct opinion? Don't be a sensitive snowflake and learn to understand that the world isn't made for your contentness (This is a joke btw so don't feel your a ss burn over it)
Imagine someone who has no sense of humor, sarcasm, or satire coming in and watching this video and actually getting mad. Well, I guess any Dunkey video, to be fair lol
For real like he truly knows that most people wanted sora in smash and knows that the characters the he said and "wanted" were never gonna happen(and especially some characters that he mentioned now that sora took the last spot which seems reasonable why people want rayman, master chief, etc in smash)like gex, the one bear and the guy with a tiger mask, and the blue slime form DQ. Those were never gonna happen and it's all comedic. I'm still glad sora is in smash even tho I haven't played that much of KH and happy the most people got their wish.
I saw the Sora announcement just before I went into work in the morning so it was actually just early enough for me to be able to walk down to the edge of my driveway and physically throw my Nintendo Switch directly into the garbage truck compactor.
Sakurai realized he could never add Knuckles to the game because it would cost too much to reprint the boxart to say "Super Smash Bros Ultimate... And Knuckles"
They didn’t even add Macho Man riding and fishing on the sun who has sunglasses on and he says “I’m fishing for a fight brother.” Scamtendo definitely doesn’t care about the fans anymore
They even used the same song that plays in the beginning of your dunkview for KH3 and that to me makes the handshake between Sora and Mario look funnier.
@@anankos795 Straight up don't talk to people who have a Twitter account. I think it'd be best if we unpersoned these "people" as much as possible until they collectively either died off or decided their dumb bird app needs to go.
The fact Sora trailer came out a few hours ago and Dunkey already has a video this edited is proof Dunkey just has a Meme folder and starts throwing the files until it makes a “coherent” video
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"All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot."
Poetry.
you're quoting based on an old films and called it a poetry?
so progressive lol
Rain World reference?
For real tho, that Blade runner's reference got me so hard I can't breathe
also wth is going under this commentsation
@@luminosity01 its the "f*cking idiot" part which is hilarious
I almost died laughing at that butchered quote
They should’ve added Adam Sandler from uncut gems with a final smash where he sells you a diamond furby and you go in debt
lmao
Or the pizza god from knack 3
No Adam Sandler from Jack and Jill would be much more fitting
I still think Knack or Master Chief would've been better
thank you nicole, finally a good opinion.
"This is where I gained a lot of respect for Nintendo"
*Two seconds laters*
"This is where I lost all respect for Nintendo"
"for the hundredth time this week"
His respect for Nintendo is a square wave.
or should I say, Scamtendo
That's the joke right there, everyone see that he said the thing that was the joke? Because that's the thing that he said, the joke.
Isn't that how every single gamer views Nintendo?
One day they release Breath of the Wild: "what a masterpiece, Nintendo, truly, an incredible display of a top notch gaming experience."
2 days later they are probably announcing a remake of a 30yo 2D videogame with worse quality than a fan made one for 70$/€.
The way he says “I told you not to put him in” will never cease to make me laugh
@OhNo aBee Me too, bro! That had me rolling! “I thought I told you not to put him in!”😂😂😂😂
STUPID Nintendo!
Me When I Heard That: WHAT IS YOU MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUT?!? 😡
I rewatch this video every now and then and I always rewind that part to hear it again, comedy gold
I was really expecting Chris Pratt to be the final Smash fighter. He's so cool.
He is though!
He's so cool
he's so cool he's Mario
but he’s already in the game
He is so cool, for sure!
The fact that Dunkey uploaded this so fast probably means he had almost this whole video planned in advance regardless of the actual character lmao
This is probably legitimately true. He probably recorded and edited the whole thing ahead of time, leaving space for the final fighter's name and their trailer.
vid was definitely pre recorded no matter what the character was
This is almost certainly the case, and makes the video 10x funnier.
The real missed potential by Nintendo was to not add Gex just to make dunkey redo his whole video.
Sora was leaked a while ago
Not adding Mongo was the greatest betrayal Sakurai committed.
Hopefully Mongo will get in as a Mii Costume 👊😔
Way to disrespect Earthworm Jim 😞
Melee Fox should have been the final DLC and no one will ever change my mind.
We all know the real winner of the ballot was Voodoo Vince, nice try Nintendo
theyre too powerful
I lost all respect for Nintendo when they said, “Everyone is here!” Yet I didn’t see everyone. Disgusting.
“All these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot.”
Classic movie line. Dunkey is a connoisseur.
And I fuckin watched it last week, how epic
"I think this is the start of a dude-bro reationship" - Hungry Bogar, Castle Blanka
The quote was so butchere It got me.a while to get It was Roy Bates
I've seen smash characters you wouldn't believe...
Dunkey is a replicant confirmed?
But Comon, u gotta admit Chris Pratt shaking Sora’s hand is the most iconic gaming moment in the last millennium
This should be pinned for being nothing but pure facts.
Lovely day
But sephiroth nearly killing Chris pratt
Comment of the year
It's iconic, because Chris Pratt is so cool!
I love how he even forgets Terry and Sephiroth LMAOOOOO
Yeah, I too forgot they were even in the game
@@mainkilla Sephiroth's moveset is pretty cool and distinct though (although the one-winged angel thing just kinda feels like Arsène again).
If toxic means not being a massive weeb, then I guess call me cyanide
That means they werent wasted slots in dunkeys eyes......I hope🤝
@@forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295I main Sephiroth 😭
It's so unfortunate that we will never be able to see Boss Baby as a Smash Bros character.
He uses his neutral special, Gun
Why settle for Boss Baby when you could have Dababy with a FS where he turns into his car head and rams the opponent while yelling “LETS GO”
He’s still behind that large pillar.
They didn’t even add Bert & Ernie :(
Can’t believe Nintendo had THREE YEARS to add Boss Baby and they didn’t.
classic
😔
Not even red from the angry birds movie, such potential wasted on all of these excuses of characters
Don't forget about Jimmy Neutron too. Com on Nintendo, you had one job.
Wait df, could have sword you said something about terry.
The fact he skipped over Terry and Sephiroth is just icing on the cake lol
I forgort that Terry existed
I'm not fully versed in the lore, is there an inside joke about Terry and Sephiroth?
@@avibrar2000 i also wish to know
Who's Terry?
Good soup 👌
4:01 "all of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot" almost lost my shit
It’s so funny haha
Kingdom Hearts 300,000,000/83.2 weeks Re+Mind is a CLASSIC! Not failed at at. I think Dunk got confused with Kingdom Hearts 300,000,000/83.1 weeks Forgott[n] where Sora is actually not real and it turns out that Donald hit his head after tripping on the Friendship Spear, unlocking his inner-strength and allowing him to finally go Sicko Mode.
i forgor 💀
300,000,000/83.2 was overrated. At least the original had the balls to be innovative.
@@swanthechosenone3975 I think you're referring to KINGDOM HEARTS 358/2 days
See? Just a common mistake. You sure it wasn't Kingdom Hearts 300,000000/76.47 weekends √R
I like how everyone just kinda unanimously calls Steve “Minecraft Steve”.
like sans undertale.
Well it's not Steve Irwin
No? I call him Steve Minecraft.
@@joelyesupriya2792 apologies I didn’t consider Steve from Blues Clues the game
That's like darude Sandstorm
I personally have NEVER played a video game besides Tetris, so the fact that the last character wasn't an L block is a SLAP IN THE FACE to ALL OF YOUR FANS.
I would even have accepted the square block.
@@SamtasticOnline raise your standards
Honestly my favorite Tetris is the I block but the fact that we didn't even get a single Tetris is a disgrace. How can sakurai call himself a gamer. I'm so disappointed
@@Mexican4life14 excuse me they're called Tetriminos
FUN FACT: rivals of aether has tetris as a playable character (which is a smash clone on steam)
I like that the Pyra part isn't even a joke
WHEN HE WAS BEING FUNNY THE WHOLE TIME THEN DROPPED THE "every smash player is arrested for being a rapist" I DIED.
TOO REAL
Stop yelling
I can't believe Boss Baby was never added. Talk about a missed opportunity.
That was all I could think about during this video
Even as a joke i find this unacceptable lol.
That's when I lost all respect for Nintendo
shit would be op. alick ballswin voicelimes would 3000% damage on their own.
This is LITTERAL white male gamer genocide. Anita Sarkesian HAS the be behind this
Let's start a petition to get dunkey's tony hawk underground character in the next smash.
Yes, as well as big wheel
Isn't he just tyler the creator
@@FrensKafka No, that’s his original character, Blyler the Bleator.
@@xvyz.. Best part of Venom 2 was the post credits scene where it was revealed Venom will fight Big Wheel in the third one
there isn't going to be a another smash, Sakurai is done and probably is Nintendo
This is an extremely accurate depiction of Nintendo fans.
don't play Nintendo games if you aren't a fan
@@godisangry6402 I… am a fan? I just think it’s funny when Nintendo fans get all pissed off about something Nintendo does and then they buy whatever Nintendo made that made them so upset and act like they were never mad in the first place. Now THAT is comedy.
@@RATsnak3 I didn't buy the second fighters pass, if you hate Nintendo games then don't request things for smash and talk about it.
@@RATsnak3 what the hell are you talking about, smash bros is Nintendo All Stars. N64 and Melee didn't have any third party characters and Brawl and 4 had very few and those deserved it, it's a Nintendo game.
@@godisangry6402 Smash Bros started under the umbrella of HAL Laboratories, not Nintendo lol.
im suprised he didn't even lose all respect for nintendo. he must a very patient guy
Sora was the worst possible outcome. I had huge money riding on tetris L block for the final character, I'm never going to financially recover from this.
Pfffft hahaha 😂
It was such a safe bet too. No one would be mad about Tetris L block
What are you an animal? That's the worst character in the whole franchise. Worst backstory, too much fanservice, dumb character.
I'm heated that Nintendo didn't have enough diverse fighting styles. Where are the baby soft spot physics?? Where are lawn mowing characters??? And to top it off, they decided not to add the custom character feature where you can arrange every gene and atom of your character... Nintendo has always had good games like Halo, Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory and the famous Five Furbles of Finbo, yet this is their choice. Bad move, very upset
@@ferociousspark4166 typical orange 2x2 square lover doesn’t respect the lore 🙄🙄🙄
I'm literally crying. I was so sure the last fighter would be Pigeon from Mike Tyson Mysteries. I'm so fucking upset he didn't make it into the game, I'm shaking.
dude they were gonna but norm macdonald died
hah!?
If fucking only
@@brewswane544 Nah, they knew he was going to die. They just wanted to spit on his grave with this move. Pathetic.
he walked through blood and bones on 9/11, still couldn't make it into smash
2:20 Mario broke the fourth wall like “what did i do?”🤣🤣🤣
"I can't forgive Nintendo for putting Kingdom Hearts into Smash!"
*_*Uses KH music*_*
I'm chortling
I love how he says nothing about Sephiroth. Even as a joke, you can't diss that godly reveal.
I think you should take too much adderall
@@Burgorton I don't wanna become God
@@sin_decent why not
Sephiroth is right up there with the most boring videogame villains i can think of though. Besides hojo was the real baddie of ff7 anyway
@@arsenicfhalx9719 i already did it once and they said im not allowed to do it anymore
I started laughing my ass off when he said “MY CHARACTER SLOT”
Like he straight up just took responsibility for every open slot in the roster
@@squiremontressor3747 ong 😭😂
I think we all did lmao 😂
Sounds like a usual smash fans
this video is every twitter user in a nutshell
Man had me dying with Dearly Beloved getting louder each time he played it
The "this character from a game that nobody has ever play " bit it gets me every time
I love how nonchalantly Dunky forgets about Terry And Sephoroth
Who? Oh, you mean Red from Pokémon and the Fire Emblem dude with wings. Yeah, they were cool.
@@IceSpoon Thought for sure he was from that eagle dude from Shining Force, but what do I know?
Dunky has become very nonchalant, but that's what y'all wanted right? For him not to give a fuck? FIYTB!!
Who?
Fr
“All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot…”
Deep stuff, man.
Best one
Couldn't find better words myself
Eh, I still like "Doom is Boom....and this new doom ternal is the b-doomest boom yet" better
I mean, even if it's a joke, and I'm happy with all the characters....
Rayman and Crash... would have been awesome....
I laughed until I cried bro lmao
Sora joins smash
Donald: This might be a good spot to find some ingredients.
This made me almost choke on a pineapple chunk from how accurately funny it is
Everyone before Oct 5: *I REALLY HOPE SORA GETS IN THE GAME!!!*
Everyone in Oct 5: Screw you, Nintendo.
He didn’t even point out the fact that Sakurai blinked Morse code last time which clearly indicated the final character would be 50 Cent from 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.
"Yo fiddy, hit that fuckin' Final Smash!"
"Aww shit, I don't think this stage is OSHA approved..."
@@JonathanSicoli We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
@@autocorrect2313 funny.
"All of these dreams will die in the rain... Like an f'ing idiot"
He's got a way with words
-Blade Walker (1982)
@@_sohamshelke edge strider
@@emmettbrown3463 sharp sprinter
Knife runner
Blade?? Sword??? Anime swordfighter?????
4:00 "All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fuckin' idiot." Poetic. Modern day Robert Frost.
Can we have a moment of silence for everyone who thought Dunkey was being genuine here?
they really missed out when they didnt add the entire dragon ball universe into smash
Naruto is my favorite Dragon Ball character so I’m disappointed he didn’t get in
I am surprised to see you here but I shouldn't really be surprised.
This trash series has absolutely ruined my gaming experience!
Ive been satisfied since mewtwo.
Multiverse*
Fr though goku would be sick
This is basically how almost everyone on twitter sounds like rn
And they are serious when saying shit like this too lmfao
But what about Rayman? No CJ, fine. Of course not, but the next best thing Rayman, a perfect candidate. Stripped of his chance at more deserving recognition.
the nail in the coffin is KH coming to switch ... in CLOUD VERSION
@@Joseph.Talkowski that wouldn’t have happened because Ubisoft doesn’t care about Rayman because Rayman isn’t bringing them the big bucks, it’s assassins creed that’s doing it, and instead they would be like “Hey why not put in This character from assassins creed.” Which would be dumb of them to do because then it shows how desperate they are to promote a game from the same franchise that they have been pumping out for years that people forget about it the next week they talk about it. I’m being realistic here, because that’s how Ubisoft is, well at least nowadays that they don’t give half a shit about the games they make now. And let’s say that Rayman does get in, that’s the only recognition he will get, being the character that got in smash, and nothing more. This would also mean that Ubisoft would have to then drag their own asses to make a Rayman game to have his inclusion mean something more than just recognition and even then it will be a quarter baked mess of a game and they will be like “Eh once they pay for it we will get the money, end of story.”
@@Tbro2303 fr its just so unfair to say that he is just another generic sword wielding anime boy, that this final character reveal is a huge disappointment or that the last two and a half years of DLC fighters have been a massive let down. Sakurai did not go through the hassle to put Sora in, HELL even just to show the Mickey emblem keychain only for people make such bold statements.
"All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot."
- Roy "Crabby" Patty from Sponge Runner 2077
I love how Dunkey just completely skipped over Terry. I’d love to imagine he’d consider Terry a real video game character too.
I love how you completely skipped over sephiroth
Hey now, it took a lot of work for them to get Sora in this. Not only did Reggie have to beat all the executives at Square Enix at Sudoku with a blindfold on, he then had to fly all the way to the Magic Kingdom on his Gummi Ship and sacrifice Miyamoto himself to Mickey Mouse for this to happen. Thankfully Reggie swapped Miyamoto with the Miyamoto Muppet at the last minute and Mickey couldn't tell the difference.
They actually couldn’t get the rights to Sora, this is Chip ‘n Dale’s “Data Sora.”
Maybe he sacrified Mario and forgot to swap him with Chris Pratt. That could explain a lot of things
Thankfully the heartless no longer obeyed Ansem so Joey Bonzo could arrange Smash remixes of Kingdom Darts music
Ah, so he pulled ye olde Chrono Trigger Switcharoo. Classic Reggie, to surprise us with a forgotten maneuver from such an obscure and unimpactful game.
@@LuigixD Chris Pratt is Mario’s nobody
"We'll never see Gex tell Wario a joke about Val Kilmer's house."
That line fucking killed me.
Hey man
@@Manmade023 Hello there.
What is the joke
@@JustSomeDamnGinger This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
i like how it silences at 1:39 and you think there will be a music switch. but it’s the just the old one getting louder
I love that this throws shade at all the JRPG characters AND the angry neckbeards who hate those JRPGS characters at the same time
Dunkey is a master
you will never be a woman
I'm with Dunkey in that the recent run of jrpgs is super disappointing. Back in the day there were quite a lot of good ones. Now they're just real lazy and formulaic.
@@godisangry6402 wut
You will never be a real woman
YWNBAW
the crab with a top hat and a monocle for smash
Gex for Gmash.
But that's where i draw the line
i like yoshi better
MUDCRAB
Listen to this man
The funniest part of this video is that it was probably 80% finished before the Sora reveal and would have went up no matter who was announced. Thank you for uploading this Dunkey.
What do u mean ?
@@hellatze he means that the script was probably made before Sora was announced so all he had to do was add “Sora” to it, it shows how accurate dunkeys portrayal of smash fans reactions to fighter announcements is
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@charliemcintosh2762 it’s not a portrayal it’s his real reaction, plus sora was leaked before so he knew.
@@finalsmash9607 2:02 yeah…. His real reaction…. Right
He's been sitting on this feeling for a while, you can tell. The dunks aura is off the charts
“Then BREAKING NEWS. Every Smash Bros player is arrested for being a rapist.”
The way he said was funny, but in real life it was disturbing, sad, and not cool.
Yeah, the news was really shocking.
@@se7en833 Yeah, it painted really bad for the Smash Community with the Me Too allegations. I just keep my distance to save me heartache. Video games should bring people together for fun.
Dunkey Is Arrested For Being A Racist Numbskull! 😡🖕
“Then, BREAKING NEWS:
Every Smash Brothers player is arrested for being a rapist.”
The way he said it was funny but hearing it is still depressing.
Made me stop playing the game for a while but still pretty funny though
That’s why I stay to myself. It avoids the pain of misunderstanding and accusations.
@@Sly9192 Did you have to lay low for a while?
@@MrSebas00 No, I was just depressed that the people I looked up to got caught in 4k
@@chosendisciple1176 Bruh, it's been almost a year and you still don't know
The fact that Dunkey skipped over Terry may have caused Sakurai to cry himself to sleep.
And Sephiroth
@@LyleOrtiz I just said Terry because you could see that Sakurai was really passionate about SNK. He had all the consoles and he seemed really happy to talk about it.
Is Dunkey secretly a KoF fan?
Terry crews isnt in the game
Terry crews is my favorite smash character
I love how in the Steve segment he argues that he shouldn't be added because Smash isn't for children, and then immediately switches to saying it's for children when arguing about Pyra. Classic.
What? Are you gonna be mad over dunkey giving his correct opinion? Don't be a sensitive snowflake and learn to understand that the world isn't made for your contentness
(This is a joke btw so don't feel your a ss burn over it)
I mean he did say smash added Steve which is aimed for children and then add pyra which is not aimed towards children
i think you totally misunderstood the context lol
The joke is that Melee and Brawl were rated T
4:37 "im playing spongbob fighting game"
Me: *LETS GO-*
[que outro music]
Imagine someone who has no sense of humor, sarcasm, or satire coming in and watching this video and actually getting mad. Well, I guess any Dunkey video, to be fair lol
Nah, I watched, I could tell he’s just trying to make his fans laugh lol.
@@silverhowl9331 that means that you understand satire, I was talking about the ppl that don’t get that kind of stuff
On Twitter, I don’t have to imagine it. I’ve SEEN it.
For real like he truly knows that most people wanted sora in smash and knows that the characters the he said and "wanted" were never gonna happen(and especially some characters that he mentioned now that sora took the last spot which seems reasonable why people want rayman, master chief, etc in smash)like gex, the one bear and the guy with a tiger mask, and the blue slime form DQ. Those were never gonna happen and it's all comedic.
I'm still glad sora is in smash even tho I haven't played that much of KH and happy the most people got their wish.
@@jesusbarrera3141 yep, agreed, especially with the last part
Dearly Beloved looping everytime a character announcement came up was so genius.
4:01 possibly one of the funniest lines I've heard in months.
Can't believe they didn't add the Number 9 Large from GTA 😔✊
underrated comment
Big smoke is too powerful to be in this game
I can't believe they didn't add 9 from the 2009 hit film 9!
Didn’t expect to see you here
Honestly, that would just be overrated and annoying to listen to.
Can‘t believe they added Chris Thorndyke from Sonic X
i would unironically buy that
My, it’s been some time Luigikid
You mean the Sora Ripoff? Ummm Sora is better than Chris lol
Sonic X was wild lol
@@ChaudTheGamer no he means Chris from Sonic x. We needed more Sega reps in this game
I saw the Sora announcement just before I went into work in the morning so it was actually just early enough for me to be able to walk down to the edge of my driveway and physically throw my Nintendo Switch directly into the garbage truck compactor.
The fact Boss Baby didn't make it into the game is an absolute disgrace. C'mon Microsoft, you're better than this
Remember years ago when Smash 5 was just revealed he made a "trailer analysis" which predicted a bunch of random characters including the Boss Baby?
Sir, this is a Walgreen’s
"This is like watching Anime at Subway Jared's house" - Gex upon hearing this announcement.
buckley????
Praying by Kesha
@@mr30u79 Well now that you're 16 I suggest giving them another watch!
@@ADoseofBuckley goteem
More like watching Sesame Street
I love how dearly beloved plays every time he’s in pain from what character is announced.
What does this even mean?
@@toadfrommarioparty Poor punctuation. "Dearly Beloved" is the title screen theme of Kingdom Hearts.
HAHAH I DIDNT NOTICE, THANK YOU! This makes the video 10 times funnier.
Even if you hate KH, the music still slaps
When dunkey said from the failed kingdom hearts series i was pissed because the KH franchise is loved by millions of people
This rant is my fave dunkey vid, just so funny
Dunkeys videos are just straight up fever dreams at this point
i love how dunkey's description of xenoblade 2 just gets more elaborately evil every time
"Xenoblade 2 is Bill Cosby's favorite video game!"
Tbf, it's exactly how I'd describe it
Right now the furby from Xenoblade 2 is sitting in a jail cell with Subway Jared and Drake Bell
God I had to stop the video to laugh at the description of xenoblade 2
We need a compilation of it
He probably would have given Smash another chance if it had Sephiroth
Too bad they screwed up and added that Vergil guy from the special edition series.
With Dante from the devil man cry series
Yeah, they also added Shulk instead of Cloud Strife, way to ruin the game Reggy
Honestly I'm a game with sephiroth and Steve I could accept any shitty addition even Sora
Sakurai realized he could never add Knuckles to the game because it would cost too much to reprint the boxart to say "Super Smash Bros Ultimate... And Knuckles"
Almost a year later and this is still my favorite smash video
how do people think this is serious
I like that Terry and Sephiroth were apparently so unimportant that Dunkey didn't even mention them.
Who?
@@silverdays2909 two dead dads and an alien mom
i didnt even catch that.
Sephiroth was one of the best dlc additions 💀
The opposite I think. Talking about two solid entries in a satirical video about player demands wouldn't work.
I can't believe they didn't add Chris Pratt; he's so cool...
He’s Mario
He is already in Smash. He even has an echo fighter called Dr. Pratt
Please consider making a video all about replayability and what makes a game replayable.
Many great lines in this one but the way he says BRUTAL VIOLENCE always kills me
I was really hoping for Boss Baby or Tony the Tiger.
Wow a verified person!
Insert joke saying Tony is already in the game because of Incineroar
They didn’t even add Macho Man riding and fishing on the sun who has sunglasses on and he says “I’m fishing for a fight brother.” Scamtendo definitely doesn’t care about the fans anymore
Whoa all these new characters I can lag around online with.
But seriously no video should be made not commenting on how god awful online is.
I'm dying xD
Wait, you're not in the universe where Mario kindled the bonfire?
Mario is The Ashen One
Praise The Sun! \☀️/
I really thought it was possible we got a Dark Souls rep. But I wasnt sure until the reveal happened. Then the best timeline happened.
Yo can someone touch my summoning sign? I wanna go to this world.
I still have blue balls from that beginning of the reveal
People and twitter took this seriously…
Any time dunkey shits on anything anime they lose their shit.
@@dalgusmaximus4557 Weebs bro…
I like me some anime but holy fuck they make me embarrassed to be a fan
They even used the same song that plays in the beginning of your dunkview for KH3 and that to me makes the handshake between Sora and Mario look funnier.
all of twitter be like:
How to be an overall happier person:
1. Get off of Twitter
@@anankos795 yes
Yes
Twitter is not a reputable social media platform. The people on there are genuinely trash.
@@anankos795
Straight up don't talk to people who have a Twitter account. I think it'd be best if we unpersoned these "people" as much as possible until they collectively either died off or decided their dumb bird app needs to go.
I cracked at "All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot."
Ah yes, my favorite Blade Runner quote. XD
- Pac
@@ZigealFaust ah yes I remember when Roy from the mario bros series said that
I love how he didn’t say anything about sephiroth ig he’ll always be in our memories 😂
The fn kingdom hearts menu music playing the entire time is hilarious
I'm glad dunkey isn't afraid to tell the truth. I'm maining reptar btw.
Powdered toastman mains rise up
@@macncheeze256 Powdered Toastmains*
I'm maining Nigel Thornberry and Ren & Stimpy
Thank you Cryanek
🗿
The fact Sora trailer came out a few hours ago and Dunkey already has a video this edited is proof Dunkey just has a Meme folder and starts throwing the files until it makes a “coherent” video
@@milesbbop9563
He's just waiting to see how Eeyore firs into all this
Coherent
I like to imagine he recorded and edited the entire thing, and then threw in the bits about Sora after the reveal.
More likely dunkey is a time traveler
Actually... Dunkey's dad is the CEO of Nintendo so he already knew.
Dunkey I want you to speak at my funeral, and every event in my life for that matter.
I guess he couldn’t think of joke about terry
"All these dreams will die like tears in the rain, like a fucking Idiot".
Poetry.
I got my biggest dream in and that is Sora Sephiroth is a close second
They say Rutger Hauer wrote that line himself.
"These dreams will die in the rain like a fuckin idiot."
It's the simple ones that get me
@@AxxLAfriku what
Not gonna lie, that was the one joke that made me unironically laugh out loud.
@@DjimonMoz how do you ironically laugh out loud?
@@dr.dreidel he’s a guy that posts really bizarre comments and videos, he usually comments on the television programs the Office’s TH-cam channel
@@AxxLAfriku 5 x r,,
Well honestly I was really bummed out that the FEATHER from assassins creed didn’t make the cut.
When Dunkey mentioned Gex he unlocked distant memories I completely forgot about.
I've had it, Nintendo. After I buy Sora, I am NEVER buying a character for Smash Ultimate again!
stealing this
Deadass I’m stealing this too 💀💀💀💀
Yeah im stealing this too ngl
THERE IT IS, the best comment on the video. Stealing this too.
Everyone’s a thief
Dunkey is such a GOD Tier shit-poster. It's unreal how good he is.
Twitter can't handle the dunkster
Twitter already fucking furious
*Twitter stands in the corner*
This is not a shit post
@@Horzinicla You see? That’s how good he is.
Happy aniversary for this mastahpiece
There is no joke in this one folks, if you think he's joking then the jokes on you.
What you mean?
Even while joking, he still can’t diss terry and sephiroth, love it
He technically didn’t diss Banjo or Joker either
He can't diss then if he can't even remember they existed.
@@IcyDiamond he did act like joker didnt exist so he kind of did
@@MrYeet-kw8fk I mean he says it was a good interpretation on a iconic character
@@IcyDiamond no he says its their own unique twist on an iconic character
Dunkey was so mad, he didn’t even wanna acknowledge the utter disgraces known as Terry and Sephiroth.
Who tf is Terry
i mean they're hot but they're not what i wanted 😫
sephiwho???
Sephiroth is awesome lol I want what you're smoking
Hey yo is terrie cruse on the game? :D
I swear to god this is the funniest video of all time
Dunkey has reached such a high level of comedy I legit can’t tell when He is joking or not at this point
He is joking
@Ratio King ummm, no he isnt
he is being dead serious in this video
@@angadgrewal9324 no he is not
@@linusovery-smith4246 yes he is
What a waste, was really gunning for Shark Tale.
🤣😭😭😭😭
I know right.. the “shark slayer slays the competition “ 🦈 💀 no one would have seen it coming.
Shhhhhh
AW DUDE a dreamworks brawler tht'd be fun hah
Bruh Shark Tales? Really?? I was looking for Otis from Barnyard, I wanted to see some real milkers on this damn shitty game!