My Asian family with another friend's Asian family At the end: My mom:Wahhh ok I pay the bill! Someone else: NO I PAY My mom:No me Another person:HELL NO I PAY *arguement later* Someone: Ok then I pay tip *World War 3 happens*
You left out the Compliment Fisher: The cook, usually a grandma, who says their food is "not so good", but she actually wants you to just disagree and say no no it's so good.
AmusedAlyssa lol Ik how u feel. My mom made me write out the multiplication table from 1 to 12 then told me to memorize them. About an hour later, we go out to get groceries and while she was driving, she tested me multiplication.
I have a similar story where I was told To watch this little cut kid. And my friends were bad with her and I was the best with her. So when I was eating it wold usually take bout 30 mins but I just got power and I was eating in like 5 mins and so then I took care of that kid .
Holy Fork Selena C ***** You're not supposed to stick your chopsticks vertically into your bowl, because it resembles incense sticks burnt in front of your ancestor's graves. According to Chinese superstition it's a very bad omen. I was reprimanded when I was younger for doing that.
food photographer: Mum and eldest Auntie Speed eater: younger Auntie Slurper: all of us Spitter: none of us (but I can see my brother being this in the future) insistant eater: Grandpa Tea pourer: my mum is the closet thing Fear factor specialist: all of us to a point but especially me (we don't understand why people don't like these things - fish eyes are the best part of the fish) Food benefit maker upper: Grandparents
+aListers food photographer: No one, (actually if someone brings electronics the table, my mom will chase that person out with a broom) Speed eater: My mom, younger uncle, younger cousin Slurper: all off us Spitter: Grandpa, elder uncle Tea pourer+ food insister: Younger auntie (she has a mission that she will make all the family weigh like whale....) My mom (she always thinks that I don't eat enough) Fear factor eater: My mom food benefit maker upper: My mom, aunties
My usual Asian family and our Asian friends My fam: I PAY BILL Other fam: NO I PAY My fam: but you got us ____! Other fam: but you got us _____ AND _____! **one long argument later** Both fams: We'll pay half and half me: **facepalms** Or Other fam: ok we pay My fam: but we pay tip
How about the food critic? The one who is always saying how what you really like is "so bad for you", "so unhealthy", or has been linked through "scientific studies" to cause some deadly medical condition.
fun fact: slurping the noodles in noodle soups is actually very welcome (as far as i know in japan) since this way, the cook recognises that the person who eats it really likes it :D
+DJ Sapien Your comment is funny (and might have a point), but he actually reminds me of him too! I wouldn't say he looks like Jackie Chan, but he does remind me of him.
When my family eats with friends who are Asian. Kids- *faces inside electronics* Adults- *talking about random stuff* *adults tries to kids while kids pretend not to hear* At the end- Parent- I'll play the check Person- No I can. Other person- No I can. *someone gets up and pays the check* *someone else puts tip* In the car- *yelling*
When Asians go out to a restaurant with another Asian family: My mum; that was good, I think it's time for me to get my purse and pay. Mum: where's the purse?? Other Fam: HAHA we took it, we are paying! My mum: No WE PAY, UR GUESTS!!!! My dad: -snatches purse- My mum: hahahahahaha -starts fighting - -finishes fight with bruises and broken bones- My mum: haha, we won let's pay. Other fam: Not so fast -pulls them to the floor- Other fam: lets go and pay. My mum: fine I'm laying next time and I'm paying tip. The end
Come on double dipping is bad, not sure if its a southern custom, but in hk we have 公筷 literally public chopsticks on the table which you can use them to pick up food from the dish than switch to your own chopsticks and eat it from you bowl.
Lol my younger brothers are the kind of people who say "Oh, don't eat that, I want it!" So I leave it alone, but they end up getting too full to eat it ;P
Chinese are very courteous. They insist on paying bills when they eat out. They insist food or drinks on others. I would consider those as good and courteous manners.
Double-dippiing? My wife goes NUTS when she sees you guys using your OWN chopsticks when helping yourselves from a serving dish! She always makes sure that there are enough serving spoons or a set of chopsticks for each item on the table. If not, we use the opposite ends of our own chopsticks to serve ourselves. If we come to Flushing and she catches you, expect a (motherly) b***h-slap upside your face. :-) Oh, and we love all your shows, seriously.
I love double dipping but I dip it on one side, eat it, then dip it again on the other. I find it gross when people double dip with the same side they ate from.
I call The Food Insister The Dumper. There will be a few remaining pieces of a dish left and my mother will dump those pieces on my plate without asking even though I don't want any more because I'm getting full.
The food insister is actually a way for adults or younger kids to show respect and care. It's a must-do whenever there are senior citizens during meal times.
I'm definitely the fear factor enthusiast. Actually my family is. I love when we fight for chicken liver, heart, brains and legs!! Oh god! The only thing my bother gets at every Christmas is the head of the fish. My dad is the slurper, mum is the insister. Watching your videos sometimes makes me wonder if I grew up in an Asian family or not, because when you talk about family traditions they are 90% accurate... and I live in Hungary. :D
My mom is the food photographer If someone already took a bite before she takes a picture she will shout so loud that the house or restaurant can hear it It happened every single time
My great grandma is like the food insister and the tea pourer combined. Whenever my family has a big get together, at dinner time my great grandma asks EVERYONE if they have eaten yet, and someone says they haven't eaten she will get a plate for them and load it with food! Lol XD
Very awesome video and informative. LMAO (in a good way). I'm an Americanized Cantonese....brings back so many understandings now. Thank you for great vid :}
mom: *when i was six* eat some more fish. you’ll get scales and can breathe under water. or drink milk, it will make you more whiter. *mother everyday*: here eat more, youre very skinny. *later that day* mom: stop eating na, fat na kaayo ka. *me taking food photos in restaurants* mom: is that necessary? eat na. it will get cold. *my mom next time in restaurant* *takes an aesthetic food photo that she later uploads in fb* me: how in the?¿
I remember that every time when family gathering, my aunt, who cooks most of the food, never joined us on table. She was cooking more food while we were eating, even though we told her there were too many dishes here and we can't finish them.
You guys forgot the worse.....talking with food in your mouth!!! Is this an Asian thing? They don't swallow there food before talking. I can still see the chewed up food in your mouth...and sometimes food particular goes flying out there mouth. Why??
You're being unfair to the tea pourer. I have been the youngest in my family during my childhood and it was my duty to fill the cup of the elders. If you don't want them to keep filling your cup, just leave your cup full instead of feeling obligated to drink it.
What about the guy that is picky about his food and will sit there picking out pork skin or certain parts of chicken. I've also seen those that see something they don't really like so they spend half an hour picking out what they don't want to eat. There is also the mothers that tell you "Eh Sonny! You shouldn't eat so much food. Do you want to get fat?" Good video, though! Keep putting them out!
With my mom it was "Eat everything on your plate. There are children in India that would love to have what you have." When I got older, I told my mom to pack up "this garbage" and mail it to India. She didn't see the humor in that statement. Sigh!!!
In Asia it is polite to slurp because when you like the food then you probably like/love the food, so the one who makes the food is very glad you like/love it
Hi guys! I love your videos, it is so funny and teach me a lot of things about China ( country that I wish to know someday). The girl who played the mother is so cute! Best regards!
I remember in a previous video Mike said he had no accent in chinese. But here Mike is rockin that erhua. I thought erhua was the main indicator of a northern accent!!!!
My Asian family with another friend's Asian family
At the end:
My mom:Wahhh ok I pay the bill!
Someone else: NO I PAY
My mom:No me
Another person:HELL NO I PAY
*arguement later*
Someone: Ok then I pay tip
*World War 3 happens*
No for real
Same... For me i have a friend's Asian family who always tries to give off free food to me when i visit (They run a restraunt)
yep my mom does that too xd
Maggie Zeng so true
So True XD !!!
You left out the Compliment Fisher:
The cook, usually a grandma, who says their food is "not so good", but she actually wants you to just disagree and say no no it's so good.
Jonathan Hung my grandmother is this! lol
Jonathan Hung YES MY AUNT
My grandma does that too!! She's also the "food insister" and "tea pourer."
Bethany Francia YES. This is literally the perfect description of my grandma!
Jonathan Hung That is me at times.
One time when I was drinking soup, my mom said "drink more and it makes you smarter" and while I was drinking, she tested me on multiplication O_o
ᗩᒪᎩᔕᔕᗩ ᖇᗝᘐᙓᖇᔕ LOL. got to love asian parents
AmusedAlyssa lmap
My dad 😂
AmusedAlyssa lol Ik how u feel. My mom made me write out the multiplication table from 1 to 12 then told me to memorize them. About an hour later, we go out to get groceries and while she was driving, she tested me multiplication.
WhyEvenBother what
My brother finished his entire bowl in a minute so he could go back to his game.
Bro please.
Blue Clouds XDDDDDD
Blue Clouds
Sounds like me...
Blue Clouds Food is more important is everything
I have a similar story where I was told To watch this little cut kid. And my friends were bad with her and I was the best with her. So when I was eating it wold usually take bout 30 mins but I just got power and I was eating in like 5 mins and so then I took care of that kid .
That’s literally me
Alot of asians eat with there legs crossed or one foot on the chair 😂
Hahahaha that's me. My mom sits beside me so she always complains about me being unfeminine
Thats me. But I'm not Asian
That's *
Maysey Lu yea me tooo xD
I agree with you to say that
What about the people who fight over the check? :)
Sarah W Eveyone one the table at least moms and dads fight over it.
Asian food is probably the best in the world! It's so interesting and that probably why the Asian table is interesting.
把住碗！(Hold your bowl)
不要(zha)你的筷子！(Don't stick your chopsticks in your food)
吃完饭！(Finish your food)
The most common things I've been told at the table.
Selena C 怎么不动筷子？
不是 “勿动筷子”，而是不要把筷子在碗里竖着插，因为和墓前烧的香很相似，是种坏的预兆。
Okay, I can't read Chinese THAT well.
Selena C I love people who translates into english, ty ^^
Holy Fork Selena C *****
You're not supposed to stick your chopsticks vertically into your bowl, because it resembles incense sticks burnt in front of your ancestor's graves. According to Chinese superstition it's a very bad omen. I was reprimanded when I was younger for doing that.
food photographer: Mum and eldest Auntie
Speed eater: younger Auntie
Slurper: all of us
Spitter: none of us (but I can see my brother being this in the future)
insistant eater: Grandpa
Tea pourer: my mum is the closet thing
Fear factor specialist: all of us to a point but especially me (we don't understand why people don't like these things - fish eyes are the best part of the fish)
Food benefit maker upper: Grandparents
aListers lol. same here
For photographer, sometimes, one picture and the food needs to be very interesting and shocking
My dad is sometimes, the speed eater but not too fast but the fastest in my family
+aListers food photographer: No one, (actually if someone brings electronics the table, my mom will chase that person out with a broom)
Speed eater: My mom, younger uncle, younger cousin
Slurper: all off us
Spitter: Grandpa, elder uncle
Tea pourer+ food insister: Younger auntie (she has a mission that she will make all the family weigh like whale....) My mom (she always thinks that I don't eat enough)
Fear factor eater: My mom
food benefit maker upper: My mom, aunties
I'm the tea pourer lol
My usual Asian family and our Asian friends
My fam: I PAY BILL
Other fam: NO I PAY
My fam: but you got us ____!
Other fam: but you got us _____ AND _____!
**one long argument later**
Both fams: We'll pay half and half
me: **facepalms**
Or
Other fam: ok we pay
My fam: but we pay tip
Zeawesomeivdgaming The Filipino Mango Queen Bro I know right when someone else pays my mom wants to pay and then things get crazy
Zeawesomeivdgaming The Filipino Mango Queen
Zeawesomeivdgaming The Mango Queen XD SAME
Zea 1_0\/3 exactly at the restuarant my parents always rushes to get the check first but then they start fighting
抢着买单
How about the food critic? The one who is always saying how what you really like is "so bad for you", "so unhealthy", or has been linked through "scientific studies" to cause some deadly medical condition.
That's basically me....
shadowlynx1958 ack you sound like my mom with my dad being fear factor, they make me want to just get up and leave
Jae Bird lol. i have that too
shadowlynx1958 OMFG ONE OF MY UNCLES RIGHT.. he brough over instant noodles and put a lighter to them and was like LOOK IT BURN.. #proof
You sure Asians even quite scientific research? They make facts up on the spot!
What about the Taker who takes everyone's food when they're not looking
Michael Mazin You called? xD
Hardy har har har
Michael Mazin that's kinda the opposite of what I do... I give the person something I don't like when they're not looking😂
anonymus1115 lol
Michael Mazin that's me 😂😂😂
fun fact: slurping the noodles in noodle soups is actually very welcome (as far as i know in japan) since this way, the cook recognises that the person who eats it really likes it :D
TheJapaneseBubble that's the reason they do it. It's a part of life, not a fun fact😂
No it’s a common misconception, I am half japanese and never heard this from locals. It’s just natural to slurp in Japan cuz we born with that
Guy on the right hella looks like Jackie Chan lol
+DJ Sapien Your comment is funny (and might have a point), but he actually reminds me of him too! I wouldn't say he looks like Jackie Chan, but he does remind me of him.
+Liz Nguyen Luu That's exactly what I was thinking lol
the tea pourer hahahahahahahaha. That part was soooo funny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I had a Chinese boss who was the "Health benefit maker-upper" for sure...Hilarious video guys!
When my family eats with friends who are Asian.
Kids- *faces inside electronics*
Adults- *talking about random stuff*
*adults tries to kids while kids pretend not to hear*
At the end-
Parent- I'll play the check
Person- No I can.
Other person- No I can.
*someone gets up and pays the check*
*someone else puts tip*
In the car-
*yelling*
When Asians go out to a restaurant with another Asian family:
My mum; that was good, I think it's time for me to get my purse and pay.
Mum: where's the purse??
Other Fam: HAHA we took it, we are paying!
My mum: No WE PAY, UR GUESTS!!!!
My dad: -snatches purse-
My mum: hahahahahaha
-starts fighting -
-finishes fight with bruises and broken bones-
My mum: haha, we won let's pay.
Other fam: Not so fast
-pulls them to the floor-
Other fam: lets go and pay.
My mum: fine I'm laying next time and I'm paying tip.
The end
lol I didn't mean the crossed out lines.
I like fish eyeballs... I need glasses...
the fish eyeball is the best😂
True
You Zhou same..people think I'm weird -A-
I'm always the one who takes the fish eyes cuz I like'em
You Zhou they are so good
fish eyeball is so good...
I used to tape fish scales to my grandmas cat
The_AwesomeOverlord your my friend now
The_AwesomeOverlord lol
Irene Kim
The_AwesomeOverlord my cousin does that
+Steven Lee are you hmong
No. 7 I my dad... AFTER 1 MIN I LOOK AT MY DADS PLATE AND ITS GONE!
I know right
Free Life my dad also
SuperbHuskyLover 32 Wth
yES. Especially people who've been in the army
Come on double dipping is bad, not sure if its a southern custom, but in hk we have 公筷 literally public chopsticks on the table which you can use them to pick up food from the dish than switch to your own chopsticks and eat it from you bowl.
Love Yi's acting! So funny! ^^
Lol my younger brothers are the kind of people who say "Oh, don't eat that, I want it!" So I leave it alone, but they end up getting too full to eat it ;P
Grandma: "Here, eat this"
Me: "What's this?"
Grandma: "Deer antler. It's good for you"
Me: "ok.."
Hahaha yes my mom is the food insister
Annie Gao girl aren't all moms well really only when they make it ibguess
Vlogs By Annie almost all asian moms are
"Hueiy guys welcome to Off The Great Wall" 😂😂
Chinese are very courteous. They insist on paying bills when they eat out. They insist food or drinks on others. I would consider those as good and courteous manners.
-No sticking chopsticks on food
-Hold your bowl
-Eat everything
-Did you this fish?
-Eat more
Double-dippiing? My wife goes NUTS when she sees you guys using your OWN chopsticks when helping yourselves from a serving dish! She always makes sure that there are enough serving spoons or a set of chopsticks for each item on the table. If not, we use the opposite ends of our own chopsticks to serve ourselves. If we come to Flushing and she catches you, expect a (motherly) b***h-slap upside your face. :-) Oh, and we love all your shows, seriously.
Hahahah the tea pourer 😂 oh and I love the intestines organ things hahaha but leave eyeballs alone
I hate double dipping. I will generally skip those items I cannot put on my own plate to avoid the double dipping of others.
Thanks for the video, Mikes! I have now coined the phrase, "Next level slurping." Ha ha ha!
I love double dipping but I dip it on one side, eat it, then dip it again on the other. I find it gross when people double dip with the same side they ate from.
Me too, I even break the chips for example into multiple pieces so I get more delicious sauce AKA alioli/mayo with chips.
That tea part cracks me up every time 😂
I am guilty of being the food photographer . . .
Loool when Mike was imitating his mom about eating only a piece...his reaction tho "ah!?!?!?!?"
I call The Food Insister The Dumper. There will be a few remaining pieces of a dish left and my mother will dump those pieces on my plate without asking even though I don't want any more because I'm getting full.
My mum says she doesn't want anything, so she gives the best pieces to me.
Haha guys😂 Caught you! You said only Canadians take pics of their food in one of your videos lol. I guess we all do it😉
Love your videos xo
I always eat assorted spinach and barbecue chips for dinner.
The tea pourer was funny!:)
Team Mike no double dipping
Mike is so cute when he acts tea pourer!!!
YOUR CHANNEL IS THE BEST :D
Off the Great Wall: A+
the tea one had my dying
Yes double dipping unless they are sick or being gross about it.
love watching you guy, became addicted to your vdos. well done.
My mom says the same thing with the food correlating to same organ
The food insister is actually a way for adults or younger kids to show respect and care. It's a must-do whenever there are senior citizens during meal times.
1:17 MOM?!? IS THAT YOU!!
i enjoy both dan and mike its so fun keep it up, oh and also mike dan do look like jet li and im asian too hahaha
No double dipping
I'm definitely the fear factor enthusiast. Actually my family is. I love when we fight for chicken liver, heart, brains and legs!! Oh god! The only thing my bother gets at every Christmas is the head of the fish. My dad is the slurper, mum is the insister.
Watching your videos sometimes makes me wonder if I grew up in an Asian family or not, because when you talk about family traditions they are 90% accurate... and I live in Hungary. :D
My sister eats anything that's leftover since she doesn't want there to be leftovers
My mom is the food photographer
If someone already took a bite before she takes a picture she will shout so loud that the house or restaurant can hear it
It happened every single time
Just meor does he look like Jackie chan??
Icecream Pusheen nope
Icecream Pusheen nope
i know right
I think his face shape and hairstyle is similar to Jackie Chan's, which is why you think that. I wouldn't say it's racist but merely an observation
I lost it at the tea pourer 😂😂😂
I'm a slurper when it comes to pho, ramen, or phnom Peanh noodles.
Armani Nguon Same my family actually wants me to slurp
the tea pour is me😂😂
I'm a speed eater lol.
Yuki_Snow
My great grandma is like the food insister and the tea pourer combined. Whenever my family has a big get together, at dinner time my great grandma asks EVERYONE if they have eaten yet, and someone says they haven't eaten she will get a plate for them and load it with food! Lol XD
What he said: Big Family Dinners
What I Thought: Big fa-t booty
Very awesome video and informative. LMAO (in a good way). I'm an Americanized Cantonese....brings back so many understandings now. Thank you for great vid :}
As much as I am a huge Dan fan, I must say #nodoubledipping
the tea pourer tho😂😂😂😂
mom: *when i was six* eat some more fish. you’ll get scales and can breathe under water. or drink milk, it will make you more whiter.
*mother everyday*: here eat more, youre very skinny.
*later that day*
mom: stop eating na, fat na kaayo ka.
*me taking food photos in restaurants*
mom: is that necessary? eat na. it will get cold.
*my mom next time in restaurant*
*takes an aesthetic food photo that she later uploads in fb*
me: how in the?¿
I remember that every time when family gathering, my aunt, who cooks most of the food, never joined us on table. She was cooking more food while we were eating, even though we told her there were too many dishes here and we can't finish them.
You guys forgot the worse.....talking with food in your mouth!!! Is this an Asian thing? They don't swallow there food before talking. I can still see the chewed up food in your mouth...and sometimes food particular goes flying out there mouth. Why??
This is tooooooo cool!! Loved it!!! High Five!!
I'm a speed eater
And the spitter
Rozarin The Fat Cow im only the speed eater
Yi with glasses! So cute!
You're being unfair to the tea pourer. I have been the youngest in my family during my childhood and it was my duty to fill the cup of the elders. If you don't want them to keep filling your cup, just leave your cup full instead of feeling obligated to drink it.
Hi I'm a new subscriber! I saw your chopsticks v.s. Fork video I loved it!
Team mike! Double dipping is unhygienic
I love Yi's Asian parent accent!
No offence Dan, but double dipping is kinda gross.. (not because i'm a gurl but it is hygiene).....
YOU GUYS ROCK ..>.
I almost died at the tea pourer. I need to share this video with all my friends.
Woohoo first! Lol sorry... I know I'm annoying like that >~
Lol the tea pourer one
Am I the only white person who loves this channel???!!!
Everybody who loves this channel is secretly Asian even if they say they are a different race. Admit it we are all Asian.
These guys always make me laugh with things like this
What about the guy that is picky about his food and will sit there picking out pork skin or certain parts of chicken. I've also seen those that see something they don't really like so they spend half an hour picking out what they don't want to eat.
There is also the mothers that tell you "Eh Sonny! You shouldn't eat so much food. Do you want to get fat?"
Good video, though! Keep putting them out!
Yaasss and then the mothers say "Why are you so skinny?! Eat some more!" And then later say "you're so fat, you eat so much!"
With my mom it was "Eat everything on your plate. There are children in India that would love to have what you have." When I got older, I told my mom to pack up "this garbage" and mail it to India. She didn't see the humor in that statement. Sigh!!!
In Asia it is polite to slurp because when you like the food then you probably like/love the food, so the one who makes the food is very glad you like/love it
#DoubleDick ;) :D
Hi guys! I love your videos, it is so funny and teach me a lot of things about China ( country that I wish to know someday). The girl who played the mother is so cute! Best regards!
My Grandma or we call her Nana is a very kind person but she always feeds us more and more food beyond what we can eat
omg fear factor enthusiast is so true! My mom always asks for the shrimp head and fish cheeks and im like, "go ahead?"
My gran,grandpa and mom do those things lol
I can relate to these T^T
In fact I would be hella surprised if none of this happened at a dinner table.
5:57 soooo true when I was younger I actually believed some of it
omg the finger bow thing lols
Lol I like the tea pourer
that first one is so true, my mom takes pictures and post it on wechat
i like the tea pourer hahaha
Tea pouring was the best skit XD
Team Mike! No double dipping!!! LOL!!
Mike, how many Vancouver shirts do you have? I see you wearing them in your videos and it seem to be a different one overtime.
wel im asian en everything you talked about is exactly true i have every type you talked about in my family
I remember in a previous video Mike said he had no accent in chinese. But here Mike is rockin that erhua. I thought erhua was the main indicator of a northern accent!!!!