I watched this video with the specific goal of eliminating my desire to buy an expensive kayak for offshore fishing. It worked and I just saved myself a couple of grand. Thanks, TH-cam.
Great for lakes. I would never take one in the ocean for this reason. Even though it’s extremely unlikely that I’m going to be attacked and killed by a shark it’s things like this alone that would prevent me from doing it!
@@calebmurray4438 Faster than a car under water certainly, but not a thing in the sea hits 100+ MPH, as most cars will. Fastest swimming critter is a sailfish at about 70 MPH.
Mike G I didn’t mean top speed of a car, I meant the average speed you would see a car (that isn’t on a racetrack) going, which is probably about 35-45 miles.
Sir, we have been trying to reach you about your kayak's extended warranty. *whack* Sir, please, your kay- *whack* SIR, I would like to talk to you about the warra- *whack* I am just trying to- *whack* Sir... *whack* PLEASE listen to me! *whack* WOULD YOU CONSIDER TO GIVE US A CH- *whack* SIR, PLEASE! THE WARRANTY! *whack* EXTENDED WARRANTY! *whack*
@@lynth OMG you are tooooooo funny with that hilarious reply! 🤣 * Unlike the situation the gentleman in the yellow kayak experienced which wasn't the least bit funny. Grew up on the water on the east coast of Florida and have never ever ever ever seen any shark act so aggressively. And the kayaker gentleman handled the situation incredibly well in such a manner that he saved his own life repeatedly. To me the most interesting thing was that the shark did not go to the bait at the other end of the rod and reel combination, but instead was targeting a bigger prize. And the gentleman on the kayak really kept his cool and luckily - successfully played 'whack a shark' very accurately. Was also incredible to me that the shark was so persistent all the way into the shoreline. And kind of had me wondering if the gentlemen's bait box might have been leaking out into the water. Thanks God the gentleman made it back to shore safely! 🙏
@Boaz Williams Bradley Try be less sour guy, jokes are for retelling. I hadn't heard it before and it made me laugh and your comment put a stop to that. You make people stop laughing, now, that's worse than sharing a joke by retelling it, which is the entire point of jokes.
@@Wataheadable It's not about lungs or blowholes, but thanks for the opinion... The ocean is not ours and it should be respected. Can't blame the fish. As for me being a whale.. just shows the highly intellectual side of your nature... p.s I'm slim and healthy. No need for a treadmill. I go outside and run :))
@@wonkydonkey2650 - sure but he wasn't complaining. He knew the risks and wanted to explore anyways. I'm pretty sure as the human race we have the right to explore and be stupid if we want to be.
tonepoet Don't let this stop you. He provoked the shark by smashing it in the face with a paddle. It was most likely hust checking out what the long orange thing splashing about in the water was. I mean fair play to the kayaker he felt he was unsafe but this is why we need to stop this pop culture of sharks actively going after humans because it can often cause shark aggression instead of stopping it.
Vrael Ah yes. The infamous hammerhead shark which comes into contact with tens of thousands of swimmers and divers each year and somehow buckets are a bigger killer than the entire shark family...
Customer: I don't believe your Kayak can handle as much weight as you claim Kayak Company: *shows this video* If it can carry these big steel balls, it can carry anything
I watched a documentary about how sharks react to colors and they tried a bunch of colors and yellow was by far the one where sharks would get most aggressive. I believe in the documentary it said marines had to change the color of their life vest because of this as well.
HIs last name is McCracken, He rollin with the krakins and squids under the deep sea, ran thru shark hood, hammerhead rolled up[ on him expecting a bitch fight, instead lost his respect of the sea
"Coool! Dude, where'd you get the.. OW! Hey, I just wanna know where.. OW! Where you got the kayak, man!! Yellow's my.. OW! FAVOURITE COLOUR!! JEEZUSS!!
"So there I was, just about to go in for the kill and it started smashing me on the head with it's flipper! I chased it all the way until it got out on the beach! You should have seen it, it was HUGE!" "Yeah right Mark, here you go with your mammal stories again."
Every time I see this video I think the shark is trying to figure out what kind of fish can throw punches and has long arms. Shark was confused as heck
I appreciate the full context in your description and I urge everyone to read it. You handled this intense and potentially dangerous situation as best you could. Thanks for sharing this with us.
Guy: I just beat up a shark... Hammerhead: what did you just say??? This vid needs an end scene where the guy is driving home and looks in his rear view mirror and the hammerhead is in the back seat 😄😄😄
Sadly I seem to unintentionally catch a few baby ones where I fish. I always carefully lift them with the net and remove the hook before gently returning them . Just because we love fishing doesn't mean we don't respect the fish or the other marine life. I only take what I'm going to eat and do my best to safely return the bycatch
Without camera footage: “ So there I was all alone in the ocean fighting a hungry hammerhead shark with my oar for 5 straight minutes!” Friends: “you’re full of shit!”
When he is drunk”so there I was fighting the ravenous melodeon while holding 200 orphans on my shoulder but then the meglo shlong attacked the orphans and ate all but one so I there I was jumping straight in to it’s mouth were I ripped it open from the inside and saved them all…except :’( little Timmy” Story told by jack sparrow
"We must respect the ocean and share the ocean. Its not ours. Its not theirs. Its all of ours and we all depend on its health for our survival. " I love this. People seem torn on either extreme and it's rare to find someone that finds balance in the middle.
Nope, not when you are allergic and it stings your throat. Or when you freak out, lose control and crash to death. You have no idea what real danger is. Educate yourself with reality.
@@davidamajako961I, too, am allergic to bee and wasp stings. You have a point. My apologies for not having considered this scenario you have presented.
Dont apologize hes being a prick over the internet and trying to sound intelligent because he cant in "reality" he should educate himself on youtube commentary and funny analogies
But not worse than a cockroach (palmetto) flying around the inside of your car with you in it. I'd rather be in that kayak and take my chances with the hammerhead.
@@sharkboibjvlogsgamesstuff9229 which is why there have been 33 attacks on people by hammerheads thru 2013. We were seeing #34 about to take place 'cuz that boy or girl was hungry.
I'd like to share one of the scariest afternoons of my life so far. I had a large shark come up and give my kayak a whack while fishing off the Sunshine coast in Queensland Australia. My kayak is much smaller than this one and probably not built for offshore fishing but I was young and didn't really care at the time. I headed for the nearest place I could safely get to shore which was about 2.5km around the steep headland and the shark was never more than 5 or 6 metres from me the whole way. When I rounded the headland the swell had kicked right up after the tide change so I battled through big choppy swell for the last kilometre or so, at times so much water was breaking on me that the kayak was 90% underwater as it couldn't drain out fast enough. I'm sure you can guess how that feels with a 3.5 - 4m shark a few metres under me. Visibility wasn't great that day so I never got a real good look at what type of shark it was but I'm pretty sure I could see stripes the first time I saw it after it hit the kayak, so I think it was a tiger. It almost flipped me when it hit but there were no teeth marks so it just hit me with it's nose behind where I sat. The jolt was so hard that it knocked one rod out of the holder and it sunk to the bottom. The other rod was still trailing out the back with a pilchard on it the whole way, both times I stopped paddling to reel it in the shark moved right in close so I decided to leave it. The last 500m was awful, I was in pretty close to the rocks where the swell was the worst but I was hoping to find a spot to get out. But it was all steep sharp rocks with waves breaking on them so I had to push on basically paddling with the whole rear of the kayak including myself underwater up to the waist. The fucking shark never moved away at all and followed right until the kayak touched the shore and I clambered up onto the rocky bit where I launched.
Glad you’re safe! Although it just kind of sounds like the shark was just trying to get your fish/bait or hope you’d throw out chum, more than actively trying to attack you! Must’ve booped its head on accident
@@monikakalinowska3499 generally I think animal biopsy are adorable. But if a shark decided to boop me or my boat I'd probably have a heart attack haha
The point where your kayak began filling up with water must have been terrifying. I thought sharks would leave a kayak alone! Thank God that you safely made it. My next day’s paper would read: “Kayak for Sale”!
❤️right on Adam would have appreciated that. He’s almost passed a year now. My brother, being I never had one. If you met him, and maybe you did he would be your friend for life. God I miss him. When you feel the world shift to happy I know he’s helping Take care
I have the same ability as an Octopus under stress, while in the water, around aggressive sharks, I can create a huge brown cloud and quickly disappear!
@marcus24000 yes, because we aren't ruthless warriors who have probably trained their entire lives in the art of combat and have learnt not to fear any dangers
@marcus24000 That's a little too simple in the case of a shark... There's an evolutionary basis for that fear. It's even inherently creepy to swim in deep water where you just can't see the bottom and I bet these fears were also common for our ancestors.
About 12 years ago, I was kayaking about a half mile off the Gulf Coast and saw a huge "volkswagon beetle looking thing with a reptile head" surface nearby. Anything you see from a kayak offshore can be frightening. Turns out I was running from a sea turtle 😁.
@marcus24000 he was in no harm, are you serious? Abusing the shark? You sir, seem to have zero survival instinct, and no sense of danger. Do you also try to pet and feed wild animals?
You know you live in a place filled with stupid people when a person need to explain himself in a situation like this. Mate, you did an amazing job ! Defended yourself as he was probably defending his territory or whatever. Don’t listen to any criticism. It’s just plain ignorance!
If he didn’t keep hitting it then it probably would have left him alone. The most it probably would have done was bite the kayak and figured out it wasn’t food then left.
Looks like paddles could do with a small spear tip at the end of the paddle blade...not enough to kill with one hit, just enough to fuck up such a shark to make it go away quickly.
That was just a juvenile shark, though still dangerous. That is why the attention he paid to you, was a juvenile who was curious, an adult would not have wasted so much energy. Great video and way to keep cool
Hey bud, as a ocean kayaker myself you handled the situation fine. Don’t let trolls behind keyboards bother you as most of people are too 🐱 to go out in the ocean on a kayak by themselves.
@@whiskers4me Common sense for people not living their lives and dying with regrets. I’d rather live the way I want to live my life as there are millions of ways to die and I’d rather be happy outside doing something I love rather staying safe and live a boring life.
@@KL-gu7kc You do make a good point. But not everyone is brave or adventurous enough to try some of these things. And some people are happy to live a bland life. To each his own.
@@KL-gu7kc Also it really depends on where ya are. I'd definitely be afraid to go kayak out in the ocean because I've never really spent any amount of time living near a coast. I'm not too familiar with either kayaking or the sea to be frank. Just as I'm sure plenty folks would be afraid to go hunting or hiking around here because of bears or cougars, but you learn your environment don't ya know? Doesn't mean I'm not living my life.
I'm really amazed! I've always been under the impression you can give a shark a good poke with something and it will take off because you are not their normal food. But you tagged it pretty hard several times and it chased you a mile to kick you out of his pool!
Yeah he surprisingly seemed really chill for being whacked? He didn’t approach too aggressively either and if that shark wanted to try and attack it would’ve made it’s move
@@FlowceanSoul Absolutely right. That shark could have dumped him in the ocean anytime he wanted to. The vast majority of sharks want nothing to do with us, which is why attacks are so rare. And when they do interact with us, it's almost always out of curiosity or mistaken identity. Most people swimming off Cape Cod or the southeast coast of Florida or the other hot spots don't realize how often they're sharing the immediate vicinity with sharks -- sometimes within 100 yards or less. The fact that they almost never make themselves known -- let alone attack us -- shows how they'd rather steer clear of us 99% of the time.
@@RMR1 Exactly! There’s a channel on here called TheMalibuArtist and they do drone footage of sharks, it’s SO interesting to see just how many sharks are just hanging out around us or coming over to check us out and just swimming away. It’s crazy how easily they can just go by invisible to us even when they’re literally right under our noses! He even filmed an incident where a surfer paddled RIGHT over a shark, looks like he even touched it, and the shark just kept going on with his business.
+molon labe Yea we rode our Kawasaki 3 seater wave runner's there time to time if we didnt feel like trailing them too far. And have seen some hammerheads there. But the last time we rode there we had a run in with a 10foot bull shark who like to bunk into the side of the ski and circle us just off the Hula Bay Club islands there. He was relentless and persistent.He scared the crap out of us. That day i can say we were glad we had the turbo skis to high tail it out of there and back to picnic island and not ride there again..Took a year to get the wife back on the skis somewhere else.. That channel by the Gandy bridge is deep and no joke...Sharks come in there to breed certain times the year. How Kayakers fish out there is nut's.
Thats dangerous because you will never be as fast as a shark. You gotta hit them to let them know you are defensive. Not something that flees like prey. Natural selection decided that you have a high chance to die when in danger by your own actions.
These sit-on-top kayaks are pretty darn stable. Obviously you can still flip them, but you'd have to do the wrong thing while the shark boops the kayak
@@tiaxanderson9725 just watched a video of some1 rolling their PA while grabbing a fish, he had waders on and almost died but his friend pulled him to shore. Those things are like lil boats i was super suprized i gotta go practice self rescue
Wow! Glad you weren't hurt. It's obvious you have great skills and endurance in kayaking. That shark was quick, maneuverable, and fast, it had great skills as well.
This us kinda impossible and it's completely John Williams fault. I bloody love sharks, orcas, snakes, all kinds of predators and I'm almost never afraid when I encounter them. But JW sountrack is thrilling. Ennerving. Please, put me in a cage anytime. Put me next a python. Even throw me in a river of crocodiles (I already faced that fear).
I thought about that to. I was thinking.....Ahhhh if that was me some yelling & cussing would b going on. He has to b the calmest person I have ever seen in a Situation like that! Then when i saw how far the shore was I was Holy shit😳 hes got a long ways to go.
@@keef7224 First I'd heard of this, although apparently, reports of bull sharks in the Great Lakes are disputed. In my town and others, Lake Michigan is touted as: "Unsalted - No Sharks".
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You handled that well. I'm positive most people who criticize you for hitting it would've probably tried killing the thing out of fear if they were in your shoes.
I don’t mean to laugh but the shark constantly following him for revenge has me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣. That had to have been annoying/exhausting for him.
![ILLSLICK - KILLSHOT REMIX [FULL VERSION]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RIK8RrqIAzE/mqdefault.jpg)
I watched this video with the specific goal of eliminating my desire to buy an expensive kayak for offshore fishing. It worked and I just saved myself a couple of grand. Thanks, TH-cam.
XD that’s one way to do it
Ha! 🤣
Buy the kayak! You know you want to!!
@@jonahabrigo7343 r u a shark..
Great for lakes. I would never take one in the ocean for this reason. Even though it’s extremely unlikely that I’m going to be attacked and killed by a shark it’s things like this alone that would prevent me from doing it!
Imagine the people on the beach who can't see the shark but they just see some guy hitting the water violently with a paddle
best comment ever...
like what I look like when I walk thru a spider web. it looks crazy from the street but the horror is real. LOL
Jake Haft LMFAO
All the people be like is that guy crazy lol
Like watching someone fifty yards away trying to escape a bee. haha
The accuracy on your strikes was actually really impressive
just needed some more critical strikes or pierce damage either would have helped
Very competent reaction.
Yeah he'd be good with the spear on Wicked Tuna.
Imagine the adrenaline at that point!
I cannot believe how calm he was...
That thing is effing fast! But maybe not as fast as everyone out there that stole your video and uploaded it to their channel...
It was a hammerhead, which I think are relatively fast for sharks but definitely not top speeds. A Mako can go faster than a car by a good deal
@@calebmurray4438 Faster than a car under water certainly, but not a thing in the sea hits 100+ MPH, as most cars will. Fastest swimming critter is a sailfish at about 70 MPH.
Mike G I didn’t mean top speed of a car, I meant the average speed you would see a car (that isn’t on a racetrack) going, which is probably about 35-45 miles.
@@calebmurray4438 dude stop saying I don't know anything about sharks
@@calebmurray4438 oh sorry not you I ment
FOR SALE: Yellow Kayak with brown stain on seat
Hahaha
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Haha
Some variation of this comment is on literally every video of sharks vs kayaks.
Big Brother still funny 😁
SHARKS VIDEO :Yellow mutant banana dolphin attacks me with unknown weapon
😆😂
#EPIC
Something Strange lmao!!
@@Mister_MasterzRN:)
😁😂🤣😃
10:28 Man- "Pretty sure I just kicked a Hammerhead's ass"
11:07 Hammerhead: " I heard you were talking shit."
lol
lmao
+RikkiTikkiTavi >o
Lol
RikkiTikkiTavi hahahahahahahha
The shear speed of this shark shows you how worthless it is to swim away when you encounter a shark
*Especially 1 that's THIS territorial !*
@Joe H maybe😂
...I mean, would it be better if I swam towards it???
@On A Mission yeah sure the land 1,4 miles away, try that while a hammerhead bites a bit in your legs to shoo you off.
Yeah. You're not gonna outswim one, but you've got to get to shore somehow. Walkin' on water would be better, but so few can actually do it. LOL.
Shark: he still ain't leaving
Man:he still aint leaving
Top comment 🙌
Jack Richardson 💯
Jack Richardson lol right. It’s like a Mexican standoff
True lol they could've been friends if the man didn bully him
Just a bad date
*I bet the shark uploaded a video called why I don’t attack kayaks anymore*
😂
*EMOTIONAL
I tried to prank a kayaker
[IN THE HOOD] [GONE WRONG]
King Philbert hahhahaa
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH lmao
My main takeaway is how super fast sharks are. He was surrounding and out flanking that kayak so easily that it looked like multiple sharks 🦈
I actually thought there was 2
@@Dazpez76 - Me too. Looked like one on each side at times.
Wait, was that only 1 shark?
I was questiioning if there was more than one as well... scary.
Now imagine if it wanted him dead 😭
Going out into the ocean on a kayak is insane to me. I could never.
Especially a Fisher Price kayak.
@@TheBandit7613😂
some do it on... paddle!!
Without question, the calmest reaction(s) I've ever watched, given the gravity of the situation. RESPECT!
Well said Bryan.
The shark was waiting in his driveway when he got home..
Sounds like a plot for Jaws 5
🤣
Damn funny! 😂
everybody gangsta till the shark starts walking
I think he breaks out the 3" knife and has shark fin soup that night. He'd cry, but only cuz the shark made him do it
Kayaker: “stand down, final warning”
Hammerhead: “I can do this all day.”
Maybe he thought the guy were playing, it can get lonely out there in the big ocean😄
Sir, we have been trying to reach you about your kayak's extended warranty.
*whack*
Sir, please, your kay-
*whack*
SIR, I would like to talk to you about the warra-
*whack*
I am just trying to-
*whack*
Sir...
*whack*
PLEASE listen to me!
*whack*
WOULD YOU CONSIDER TO GIVE US A CH-
*whack*
SIR, PLEASE! THE WARRANTY!
*whack*
EXTENDED WARRANTY!
*whack*
@@lynth OMG you are tooooooo funny with that hilarious reply! 🤣
* Unlike the situation the gentleman in the yellow kayak experienced which wasn't the least bit funny. Grew up on the water on the east coast of Florida and have never ever ever ever seen any shark act so aggressively. And the kayaker gentleman handled the situation incredibly well in such a manner that he saved his own life repeatedly.
To me the most interesting thing was that the shark did not go to the bait at the other end of the rod and reel combination, but instead was targeting a bigger prize.
And the gentleman on the kayak really kept his cool and luckily - successfully played 'whack a shark' very accurately.
Was also incredible to me that the shark was so persistent all the way into the shoreline. And kind of had me wondering if the gentlemen's bait box might have been leaking out into the water.
Thanks God the gentleman made it back to shore safely! 🙏
Nice civil war reference 🙂👍🏾
@@IndianRiverMan1dam that’s crazy bro
Years later, legend says hammerhead is still at the shoreline waiting for you to come back in and play some more!!😂
For Sale: Used yellow kayak. Excellent physical condition. Permanent brown stain on seat.
You come up with this joke by yourself?
😂😂😂😂
Darkko69. Oh silly me, I forgot to mention those triangular bite marks in the back end of the kayak! My darn puppy is teething!
@Boaz Williams Bradley Try be less sour guy, jokes are for retelling. I hadn't heard it before and it made me laugh and your comment put a stop to that. You make people stop laughing, now, that's worse than sharing a joke by retelling it, which is the entire point of jokes.
darkko1969 BRUH IM DYING 😂
As an avid recreational scuba diver I always remember that when you get into the ocean, your place in the food chain is adjusted accordingly.
@@Wataheadable It's not about lungs or blowholes, but thanks for the opinion... The ocean is not ours and it should be respected. Can't blame the fish. As for me being a whale.. just shows the highly intellectual side of your nature... p.s I'm slim and healthy. No need for a treadmill. I go outside and run :))
This is true anywhere in nature. Without technology, we are all the bitches out there.
@@wonkydonkey2650 so since we don't live in the ocean, your opinion is that we shouldn't visit it or explore it?
@@wonkydonkey2650 - sure but he wasn't complaining. He knew the risks and wanted to explore anyways. I'm pretty sure as the human race we have the right to explore and be stupid if we want to be.
You become a snack
My curiosity in ever taking a kayak into the ocean has pretty much been squashed by this video.
tonepoet Don't let this stop you. He provoked the shark by smashing it in the face with a paddle. It was most likely hust checking out what the long orange thing splashing about in the water was. I mean fair play to the kayaker he felt he was unsafe but this is why we need to stop this pop culture of sharks actively going after humans because it can often cause shark aggression instead of stopping it.
UKoctane sharks are aggressive to the color yellow apparently
Taky considering the only yellow things in the sea are poisonous i highly doubt that...
Vrael Ah yes. The infamous hammerhead shark which comes into contact with tens of thousands of swimmers and divers each year and somehow buckets are a bigger killer than the entire shark family...
UKoctane you didn't read the description in the video did you..
Customer: I don't believe your Kayak can handle as much weight as you claim
Kayak Company: *shows this video* If it can carry these big steel balls, it can carry anything
So sorry nobody was courageous enough to leave you a reply my friend
Would not stop paddling until I was at the top of those hills!
Douglas Ramey 😂🤣
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I watched a documentary about how sharks react to colors and they tried a bunch of colors and yellow was by far the one where sharks would get most aggressive. I believe in the documentary it said marines had to change the color of their life vest because of this as well.
Look up " Do sharks have a color preference" on youtube it should show up.
Wow thats actually pretty cool.. unfortunate for a lot of kayakers though as ive seen a lot of yellow kayaks!
Good to know - mine is camo green (sigh of relief)... I was looking at a yellow one :)
Funny thing is, I was thinking this. Why choose the brightest Colour Kayak?
are sharks not colour blind? pretty sure great whites are.
Almost eaten by shark.
Apologizes for shakey video.
WE UNDERSTAND!
Must be Canadian! 😁
Shit ! This was better than 75% of the videos filmed on land with 2 hands ! Relax!!
Well fucking put
@Flora Ni Fae
Hahaha, I love your country!
...in August.
Beautiful landscapes, good eats, sweet time!
Cheers 👍
El tiburón martillo va por el olor a pescado
The persistence of the shark is what’s really startling to me.
Shark- "excuse me sir do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Carcharodon megalodon"
Guy- "C'mon Bro"
Luis Mejia Hhahahahahahhahahahahahahha
Luis Mejia Thanks for turning my shit day around with a good laugh! I Appreciate You Man!😂
Luis Mejia Best comment ever.
HIs last name is McCracken, He rollin with the krakins and squids under the deep sea, ran thru shark hood, hammerhead rolled up[ on him expecting a bitch fight, instead lost his respect of the sea
HIT HIT
Shark: sir your light company...
HIT HIT.... HIT
Guy: go away!
Shark: i got all day my brother
When he got home the shark was sitting in the dark in his living room....
HAHA
Thats so epic, and winks at him, haha
“What took you so long?”
He came out from under his bed, lol !!
and started slapping him with a spatula out of the kitchen
@@humblechops2267 LOL Humblechops and Gino Tan!! Crack up comments! 😂😂😂
Question: How do you fight a Hammerhead Shark?
Answer: Hammer Head.
Give your paddle some Spears that come out when you push a button ..Patent that
Its good for pesky Pirates at Sea too.
Genius
Unfortunately illegal in my country they call them switch blades or angel knifes but you are basically making a gigantic version.
If this ding-dong wasn’t fishing,,,,that wouldn’t freaking happen like it did🤦🏻♀️
LOl
Riveting! I just can't believe how persistent that shark was!!
Shark was just trying to let him know that his vehicles warranty has expired
No, the shark was the newly hired local fish poaching police on a patrol.
“HELLO SIR YOU MAY BE ELIGIBLE FOR COMPENSATION”
Aggressive Jehovah witness shark
Lmfao 🤣😭
"Coool! Dude, where'd you get the.. OW! Hey, I just wanna know where.. OW! Where you got the kayak, man!! Yellow's my.. OW! FAVOURITE COLOUR!! JEEZUSS!!
Best comment!
Hahahahahaha...that one made me laugh out loud
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😄😄😄 poor sharkey
Martin Brody lmao
"Excuse.." *whack* "excuse m.." *whack* *whack* "excuse me sir do you have time for our Lor.. " *whack* *whack* *whack* *whack* *whack* *whack*
Hilarious, you should write for comedy!
@@katnip2u its a copy of a more funny comment.
😂😂😂😂
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You did EXACTLY A PERFECT JOB SAVING BOTH OF YOU!!! GREAT VIDEO. SO DAMN HAPPY YOU'RE OK.
"So there I was, just about to go in for the kill and it started smashing me on the head with it's flipper! I chased it all the way until it got out on the beach! You should have seen it, it was HUGE!" "Yeah right Mark, here you go with your mammal stories again."
Mark? As in Mark the Shark? lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this
Mammals aren't real
Mammals matter!
Don't buy the myth.Has anyone seen a Mammal in the last 1000 years?
Every time I see this video I think the shark is trying to figure out what kind of fish can throw punches and has long arms.
Shark was confused as heck
fish use to hide under boats más aún floating thing. It could be a possible scenario.
I guess you can say he gave that shark quite the "hammering."
...I'll see myself out.
LMFAO @ ill see myself out ...
Bobby.
... More like he gave it a paddling.
Best comment of the day
Love this. I'm definitely using it :D
The shark SEA-n it coming XD
Damn that thing is tenacious, I would have thought he’d give up after all those headshots
The anxiety I got from hoping you didn't drop that paddle
Great time to capsize!
Next time take a cattle prod....⚡️⚡️🦈💨
Mimi 83 i was stress thinking that he might flip his little boat!
Hahaha me too or wasnt taken away from him by the shark
@@christinetookey5637 I've always wondered if a cattle prod would work on a GWS. Most city folk probably don't even know what a cattle prod is. LOL.
You see what happened is the halibut hired some muscle.
*And some VERY DETERMINED muscle at that !*
Ded 🤣
Freaking awesome!🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
I appreciate the full context in your description and I urge everyone to read it. You handled this intense and potentially dangerous situation as best you could. Thanks for sharing this with us.
More than "Potentially Dangerous"....
☆ star this comment. Pin it. Whatever it's called
Someone on the beach: “That guy can’t paddle for shit”
Good description. Don't take the haters too seriously. You had to do what you had to do to survive, just like every animal does.
Guy: I just beat up a shark...
Hammerhead: what did you just say???
This vid needs an end scene where the guy is driving home and looks in his rear view mirror and the hammerhead is in the back seat 😄😄😄
I am sure this shark would appear in his dreams lol
100% right, I was gonna say the same. He must have been PTSDd for weeks after that , having nightmares trying to escape a shark biting his toes.
kaerbear - very funny and yeah, somebody should remake this vid with such an ending, it would go viral!
kaerbear or he climbs in his bed at night all warm and cozy and suddenly starts to hear teeth slowly clanking under his bed 🤣🤣
kaerbear Bahahahaha
Shark = great upper body workout
Pretty good cardio too 😨
You just gave me a great idea for a chain of gymnasiums. Dude, I'm gonna be so freakin rich!
😂
Looks like u ha a little fallowing Blair
Sadly I seem to unintentionally catch a few baby ones where I fish. I always carefully lift them with the net and remove the hook before gently returning them . Just because we love fishing doesn't mean we don't respect the fish or the other marine life. I only take what I'm going to eat and do my best to safely return the bycatch
When your head is a hammer, every boat looks like a nail
so true, so true...
ha ha !!
Cheesy
Lol
Good one!
Turns out that sharks are the best paddling coaches in the world
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His cardio was insane.
ahh haha!!
Legend goes the shark is still waiting near the shore for Mr.Kayak to return to the waters.
ahahahahahahahahh
Hahahahah hilarious! I bet when sharks are in the pub theyd be talking anout this incident and he’d be “the one that got away” story
Man I swear at different times I could have sworn I seen 2 sharks. But that shark 🦈 is just that fast.
Without camera footage: “ So there I was all alone in the ocean fighting a hungry hammerhead shark with my oar for 5 straight minutes!”
Friends: “you’re full of shit!”
footage for grandkids XD
" hOw I GoT tO sChOoL
As a man born in 79' I can say that nothing in my life happened until someone uploaded it and even then it was debatable. So yeah, true, so true.
When he is drunk”so there I was fighting the ravenous melodeon while holding 200 orphans on my shoulder but then the meglo shlong attacked the orphans and ate all but one so I there I was jumping straight in to it’s mouth were I ripped it open from the inside and saved them all…except :’( little Timmy”
Story told by jack sparrow
13mins lol
Wow! There’s no way I’d remain as calm. I would literally be screaming and crying the entire way back to shore.
Holy shit I didn't realize how fast sharks swam
@Haylea Glover oh my damn, 60 miles per hour
They practice their swim times every single day lol
Lol that's just like a fish saying " holy shit i didn't realize how fast humans ran"
Well it is their full time job...
Ebony Hollis Tbh we don’t run that fast. lol Even Olympic runners pale in comparison to other mammals
"We must respect the ocean and share the ocean. Its not ours. Its not theirs. Its all of ours and we all depend on its health for our survival. "
I love this. People seem torn on either extreme and it's rare to find someone that finds balance in the middle.
Someone like you. Okay
You literally spanked a shark, your man card is in the mail and should arrive shortly.
Lucas Cruz lol I don’t think he’s gonna see that reply 3 yrs later
Excuse, what is a 'man card'?
Best comment ever, LOL
@@tommyhuffine9708 they can but many do not respond.
Jannib Andelo Bayutas if you don't know, you will never have one
That's worse than a bee flying around in your car.
Nope, not when you are allergic and it stings your throat.
Or when you freak out, lose control and crash to death.
You have no idea what real danger is. Educate yourself with reality.
@@davidamajako961I, too, am allergic to bee and wasp stings. You have a point. My apologies for not having considered this scenario you have presented.
Dont apologize hes being a prick over the internet and trying to sound intelligent because he cant in "reality" he should educate himself on youtube commentary and funny analogies
But not worse than a cockroach (palmetto) flying around the inside of your car with you in it. I'd rather be in that kayak and take my chances with the hammerhead.
Davida Majako what a pain it must be around someone like you 🤦🏼♂️
“Sorry about the shaky video my hands are shaking a little bit”. 😂 I know.
Hammerhead sharks are harmless
@@sharkboibjvlogsgamesstuff9229 Are you sure about that?
I would have peed myself
@@sharkboibjvlogsgamesstuff9229 which is why there have been 33 attacks on people by hammerheads thru 2013. We were seeing #34 about to take place 'cuz that boy or girl was hungry.
@@Spencerinio5 yeah well not really harmless but not aggressive towards humans I've swam with hammerhead sharks
You held it together brilliantly, I stopped peddling and unclenched when you hit the sand. 15 mins of nope from me. Well done you.
I'm here now...ooohhh I'm on the other side now....you almost had it...gotta be quicker than that...
- shark
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
I'd like to share one of the scariest afternoons of my life so far. I had a large shark come up and give my kayak a whack while fishing off the Sunshine coast in Queensland Australia. My kayak is much smaller than this one and probably not built for offshore fishing but I was young and didn't really care at the time. I headed for the nearest place I could safely get to shore which was about 2.5km around the steep headland and the shark was never more than 5 or 6 metres from me the whole way. When I rounded the headland the swell had kicked right up after the tide change so I battled through big choppy swell for the last kilometre or so, at times so much water was breaking on me that the kayak was 90% underwater as it couldn't drain out fast enough. I'm sure you can guess how that feels with a 3.5 - 4m shark a few metres under me. Visibility wasn't great that day so I never got a real good look at what type of shark it was but I'm pretty sure I could see stripes the first time I saw it after it hit the kayak, so I think it was a tiger. It almost flipped me when it hit but there were no teeth marks so it just hit me with it's nose behind where I sat. The jolt was so hard that it knocked one rod out of the holder and it sunk to the bottom. The other rod was still trailing out the back with a pilchard on it the whole way, both times I stopped paddling to reel it in the shark moved right in close so I decided to leave it.
The last 500m was awful, I was in pretty close to the rocks where the swell was the worst but I was hoping to find a spot to get out. But it was all steep sharp rocks with waves breaking on them so I had to push on basically paddling with the whole rear of the kayak including myself underwater up to the waist. The fucking shark never moved away at all and followed right until the kayak touched the shore and I clambered up onto the rocky bit where I launched.
Dang that's scary!! Glad you made it to shore
Glad you’re safe! Although it just kind of sounds like the shark was just trying to get your fish/bait or hope you’d throw out chum, more than actively trying to attack you! Must’ve booped its head on accident
@@monikakalinowska3499 generally I think animal biopsy are adorable. But if a shark decided to boop me or my boat I'd probably have a heart attack haha
Oof... that was a harrowing tale. I felt panicked just reading it!
The point where your kayak began filling up with water must have been terrifying. I thought sharks would leave a kayak alone! Thank God that you safely made it. My next day’s paper would read: “Kayak for Sale”!
"sorry about the shaky video"
BRO U SURVIVED
❤️right on
Adam would have appreciated that.
He’s almost passed a year now. My brother, being I never had one. If you met him, and maybe you did he would be your friend for life.
God I miss him. When you feel the world shift to happy I know he’s helping
Take care
Rachel Vasil I hope he passed peacefully. My condolences.
I would shake so hard that you can’t even see what i am filming.. you would only see a lot of blue
@@rachelvasil3440 sorry to hear. How did he pass?
Brad Bohen Don’t listen to her the dude just posted a month ago
I have the same ability as an Octopus under stress, while in the water, around aggressive sharks, I can create a huge brown cloud and quickly disappear!
In water you can't disappear quickly, that is kinda the scary part you are pretty slow.
What makes men make jokes like this? Truly curious. It's a certain style.
@@yeslek my wife asked the same question, lol.
I guess it’s just a man thing.
Guy gets attacked by shark, apologizes for shaky cam. It's ohhhhhkay bruh! 🤣😂
Ikr 😂
No u take big shiit in water they run off bra
I was thinking the same when he apologized haha
Shark - it’s time to escort you off my property.
Man - I’m leaving
Shark: leave faster
exactly.
i think i’d die from a heart attack just seeing the shark swimming
🤭
hahaha me too. im terrified of sharks.
@marcus24000 yes, because we aren't ruthless warriors who have probably trained their entire lives in the art of combat and have learnt not to fear any dangers
I'd pay a lot of money to swim with sharks..
@marcus24000 That's a little too simple in the case of a shark... There's an evolutionary basis for that fear.
It's even inherently creepy to swim in deep water where you just can't see the bottom and I bet these fears were also common for our ancestors.
About 12 years ago, I was kayaking about a half mile off the Gulf Coast and saw a huge "volkswagon beetle looking thing with a reptile head" surface nearby. Anything you see from a kayak offshore can be frightening. Turns out I was running from a sea turtle 😁.
Who would've ever believed you if you hadn't been wearing a go-pro?!
Right?!
Nobody
would have been just another "fish story"
insert go pro add...nnnnow
I love how he’s just casually just sitting while defending himself from a whole shark
JC jump in and say what’s up
A WHOLE shark 🤣
Yeah usually it’s just half a shark
Sir Tain’s Meadery yeh....the half with teeth!!
@marcus24000 he was in no harm, are you serious? Abusing the shark? You sir, seem to have zero survival instinct, and no sense of danger. Do you also try to pet and feed wild animals?
You know you live in a place filled with stupid people when a person need to explain himself in a situation like this.
Mate, you did an amazing job ! Defended yourself as he was probably defending his territory or whatever.
Don’t listen to any criticism. It’s just plain ignorance!
Next episode: Man and hammerhead shark become bestmates.
See them frolic..
In shark world: TONIGHT ON HUMAN WEEK: WHEN KAYAKERS ATTACK
I would’ve lost it! Seriously, anyone giving you a hard time for wacking him with a paddle should go play with the hammerhead lol
I thought hammerhead sharks dont eat/attack humans? Don't people dive with them in those tropical destinations?
@@hellokittybg93 Hammerhead will definitely attack a human
the hammerhead could have ripped the paddle out of his hands
If he didn’t keep hitting it then it probably would have left him alone. The most it probably would have done was bite the kayak and figured out it wasn’t food then left.
@@Lee_873 fr
Mom sharks says “go outside and make friends”...
Congratulations! Hope the graduation went well.
Ends up they all food
Looks like paddles could do with a small spear tip at the end of the paddle blade...not enough to kill with one hit, just enough to fuck up such a shark to make it go away quickly.
Weird point...
The edge of a paddle is called the
*Blade* ;)
Sometimes fighting for your life looks a little different than you think.
Well said...
i recently got into kayaking
im done with it now...
That was just a juvenile shark, though still dangerous. That is why the attention he paid to you, was a juvenile who was curious, an adult would not have wasted so much energy. Great video and way to keep cool
Hey bud, as a ocean kayaker myself you handled the situation fine. Don’t let trolls behind keyboards bother you as most of people are too 🐱 to go out in the ocean on a kayak by themselves.
Being afraid to take a kayak out that far in the ocean is called common sense.
@@whiskers4me Common sense for people not living their lives and dying with regrets. I’d rather live the way I want to live my life as there are millions of ways to die and I’d rather be happy outside doing something I love rather staying safe and live a boring life.
@@KL-gu7kc You do make a good point. But not everyone is brave or adventurous enough to try some of these things. And some people are happy to live a bland life. To each his own.
@@KL-gu7kc Also it really depends on where ya are. I'd definitely be afraid to go kayak out in the ocean because I've never really spent any amount of time living near a coast. I'm not too familiar with either kayaking or the sea to be frank. Just as I'm sure plenty folks would be afraid to go hunting or hiking around here because of bears or cougars, but you learn your environment don't ya know? Doesn't mean I'm not living my life.
well you've just confirmed my fear of the ocean..He was persistent. Glad you're okay.
I'm really amazed! I've always been under the impression you can give a shark a good poke with something and it will take off because you are not their normal food. But you tagged it pretty hard several times and it chased you a mile to kick you out of his pool!
I think the shark was really, really hungry
Healthy MBS Probably this uneducatded prick of a shark didn't read the paper that put out that idea of poking once is enough...? 😉
Just Stay Alive, That Would Be Enough it looked more of a standard gray to me
If he wasn't gonna eat you after that first hit, he must have made up his mind after the second or third
He kept paddling. But, never seemed to be getting any closer to the beach. Almost like spinning your tires on the street.
He was pretty far out tbf, doesn’t really look like it but he was
What's padding?
That goes to show how far out he was. Being in a kayak I'll bet he was actually moving pretty fast. He was very lucky.
Current and tide
Like one of those dream where you are running as fast as you van and getting nowhere
The shark seemed more curious than anything. He certainly didn't seem fazed by the paddle whacks.
Yeah he surprisingly seemed really chill for being whacked? He didn’t approach too aggressively either and if that shark wanted to try and attack it would’ve made it’s move
@@FlowceanSoul Absolutely right. That shark could have dumped him in the ocean anytime he wanted to. The vast majority of sharks want nothing to do with us, which is why attacks are so rare. And when they do interact with us, it's almost always out of curiosity or mistaken identity.
Most people swimming off Cape Cod or the southeast coast of Florida or the other hot spots don't realize how often they're sharing the immediate vicinity with sharks -- sometimes within 100 yards or less. The fact that they almost never make themselves known -- let alone attack us -- shows how they'd rather steer clear of us 99% of the time.
@@RMR1 Exactly! There’s a channel on here called TheMalibuArtist and they do drone footage of sharks, it’s SO interesting to see just how many sharks are just hanging out around us or coming over to check us out and just swimming away. It’s crazy how easily they can just go by invisible to us even when they’re literally right under our noses! He even filmed an incident where a surfer paddled RIGHT over a shark, looks like he even touched it, and the shark just kept going on with his business.
He's lucky it was a small one.
Jose Gomez MY EXACT THOUGHTS...
I think a bigger one would’ve been scared.
Jay why would a bigger one be scared?
Yeah.. a lucky dude. Imagine if that shark was in a full grown adult hammerhead shark 😱😧
Imagine if the guy was a full grown adult human
I used to kayak in Tampa bay. One day I was driving over the bridge and saw a 12' hammerhead. I don't kayak in Tampa bay anymore.
+molon labe Yea we rode our Kawasaki 3 seater wave runner's there time to time if we didnt feel like trailing them too far. And have seen some hammerheads there. But the last time we rode there we had a run in with a 10foot bull shark who like to bunk into the side of the ski and circle us just off the Hula Bay Club islands there. He was relentless and persistent.He scared the crap out of us. That day i can say we were glad we had the turbo skis to high tail it out of there and back to picnic island and not ride there again..Took a year to get the wife back on the skis somewhere else.. That channel by the Gandy bridge is deep and no joke...Sharks come in there to breed certain times the year. How Kayakers fish out there is nut's.
Bull sharks have the highest testosterone levels of any creature on earth!
Lol I feel you if I saw a shark I would throw a harpoon at it and then throw rocks just because I panicked
Tampa has bigger h heads than 12 rooming around the bridge.
+eric pieper yeah and thing is Tampa suck ass
That shark is just escorting you out of the water safely lol
and this is how the Hammerhead Paddle company was originally created
If it were me I would have the speed record for a kayak LOL.
Thats dangerous because you will never be as fast as a shark. You gotta hit them to let them know you are defensive. Not something that flees like prey.
Natural selection decided that you have a high chance to die when in danger by your own actions.
@23chrisfm awesome!
Lol tell me about it...I would’ve been gone
Lol
Running on water for this guy. 🏃🏃🌊🏃🌊🏃🌊🏃⛱️🏃⛱️🏃🚙🛣️🏃🏡
i was just thinking of getting a kayak. fuck that fucking shit now.
+deth502 - Pussy!
Oh shut up
Get a boat
LMFAO
Preferably a bigger one.
The whole time I’m thinking, just don’t flip the kayak whatever you do don’t flip it 🤣
That’s what I was thinking. That would have been bad. Shark would have been saying now hit me bro
*And if HE flips it?*
@@darktrooper2099 then he’s done for😂😂
These sit-on-top kayaks are pretty darn stable. Obviously you can still flip them, but you'd have to do the wrong thing while the shark boops the kayak
@@tiaxanderson9725 just watched a video of some1 rolling their PA while grabbing a fish, he had waders on and almost died but his friend pulled him to shore. Those things are like lil boats i was super suprized i gotta go practice self rescue
Wow! Glad you weren't hurt. It's obvious you have great skills and endurance in kayaking. That shark was quick, maneuverable, and fast, it had great skills as well.
Legend has it the man found the shark sitting on his couch, smoking a cigar when he got home... shark: what took you so long?
Ahahaha
Welp...he did say the world belongs to every creature to come and go as they please.
💀
No better yet it's like peter griffin vs the chicken, instead it's this guy vs the shark
"I'm here to finish the job"
As the description says "This planet belongs to every living thing on it and we all have the right to go wherever we want.".
Tell that to Donald Trump and everyone trying to stop immigration...
He went home and watched jaws after this with no fear
This us kinda impossible and it's completely John Williams fault. I bloody love sharks, orcas, snakes, all kinds of predators and I'm almost never afraid when I encounter them. But JW sountrack is thrilling. Ennerving. Please, put me in a cage anytime. Put me next a python. Even throw me in a river of crocodiles (I already faced that fear).
@@ramonapiercesalvatore5917 how is it John Williams fault?
Fight or flight? Fight, definitely fight.
""Sorry for the shakey video, my hands are shaking a little bit"" Fuck! They were damn steadier than my would have been.
I was thoughly impressed at your quiet calm demeanor 👍👍👍👍👍
I thought about that to. I was thinking.....Ahhhh if that was me some yelling & cussing would b going on. He has to b the calmest person I have ever seen in a Situation like that! Then when i saw how far the shore was I was Holy shit😳 hes got a long ways to go.
Being calm and cool is the key
@@takakiryu3777 not always when youre getting attacked by wild animals.
I would have been crying, praying, wailing, and tipped over by the end. Good job, sir!
He was calm! I would of been crying 😢!
So what did you do last weekend? *mumbles* “beat a shark with a paddle”
Such videos as this make me appreciate kayaking in Lake Michigan.
Yeah they only have bull sharks in the Great Lakes! 😉
@@keef7224
First I'd heard of this, although apparently, reports of bull sharks in the Great Lakes are disputed. In my town and others, Lake Michigan is touted as: "Unsalted - No Sharks".
What an encounter! Shot with GoPro?
probably not, the lens didn't fog up after a few mins :P
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+GoPro Thats what I call customer acquisition :D Even if you talk "bad" about GoPro, they gonna find you and hook you up, to prove that you are wrong :D
+GoPro How about you give me a free GoPro so I can start recording crazy shit?
+GoPro isnt it about time GoPro delt with the poor audio quality.
You handled that well. I'm positive most people who criticize you for hitting it would've probably tried killing the thing out of fear if they were in your shoes.
Umm... He's not wearing shoes...
You handled that well and kept your cool.
My kayak would have sank from the 30 gallons of pee I'd let go of.
Omg XD
I don’t mean to laugh but the shark constantly following him for revenge has me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣. That had to have been annoying/exhausting for him.