+Stroza Nitram I was wondering if anyone else would notice that! That was my initial reason for looking at the comments :) I really wanna know the story behind that XD
When I saw the mature content warning Karkat face and instantly thought; "Karkat is too young to use knives and is not allowed, so he jabs at it with a spoon."
KK: "AFTER EVERYTHING THAT THEY WENT THROUGH AND SHE LOVES HIM BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BREAK UP." * cries * Me: Karkat seems sad about this.. KK: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS *cries* Me: *tries to not laugh but fails*
Oh gog no Don’t let Cronus find it He’ll start acting like James- ImeanChristian (Sorry, sometimes I mistake the character and the author. Silly me. 66.media.tumblr.com/d3d14e6c309aaa5f312de421888075fd/tumblr_inline_oj2behvzj31tzs2po_1280.png )
Ten seconds into the "mature content reading" part, and I'm already failing to keep a straight face. The way KW reads that is just... I can't. I have spacers in my teeth right now, and this is making me laugh and smile and hurt like hell. xD
Confession time: When my mom bought 50 shades of grey, I was ten. She didn't read past the first sex scene, and she had it on her nightstand. I took it one night because I was curious, and then I just kept reading it xD I don't know why, I just did. fml I remember hiding it in my dresser so that nobody would find out xD I was fucking ten thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh D':
Dave at 3:08 IM CRYING AND KARKAT AT 4:09 WHY and what is the sound in the background at 8:14?? (edit: i assume it's a dog or something drinking water) 17:04 is great too tbh
You mean a double take? I know its weird, but that is what its called, and I did too, but I had pop! I was laughing so hard, that I had to swallow the pop so that I didn't get faygo red pop all over my brand new white shirt! Lol.
*steels self for "mature content" via Karkat* *dies of laughter exactly 3 seconds in* "ARE YOU BROKEN?" ok, died again.... "You guys are so fucking broken, I'm sorry. I suck as a God." Ok, why is it that this was so funny for me? "Is this a conversation you have often with your ecto-sister?" Ok, you guys are going to kill me. Really.
"Kanaya has explained your whole troll anatomy thing. It's kinda freaky-deaky but I like it." "Just fucked state! I can't do anything in this just fucked state!" "I will not succumb to the foam dom." *The sound of me, wheezing in the background.*
*Walks into room.* Hey guys what ya rea- OH SHIT CODE RED!!! *KanKri runs into room, whisling.* *I jump into KanKri's arms.* SAVE MEHHHHHHHH!!! *Very loud whisling*
I absolutely LOVE your videos!!!!!!!! After thought: ...why did I choose to watch this...? Second after thought: It is so adorable how Karkat is so oblivious to what he is reading...
"Friends and support.......I don't really have that" xDDD
"It's Rose's." Oh my god now I just see Rose like reading 50 Shades of Grey in the corner of her bedroom smirking like :>
Yessss I can smell youuuuu (I have just discovered that meme )
Oml 😂
Omg, shades(Dave) and gray(Karkat) I didn't even think of that XD
OMG...YES...that is so perfect XD
Laura Lepik so we now need a meteorstuck fanfic called "grey shades" or " 3 shades of grey"
This comment is almost two years old... I feel old even tho I'm not
Just Laura OMG YES
Just Laura 50 Daves of Karkat
"You don't swallow it, you spit it in a bucket!" help mE
Dave's nails are painted.
This video brings me life.
+Stroza Nitram I was wondering if anyone else would notice that! That was my initial reason for looking at the comments :) I really wanna know the story behind that XD
I think it is from cosplaying trolls.
because that dave cosplayer is a girl
Stroza Nitram Because nail polish looks fabulous on anyone.
Karkat also has painted nails xd they are yellow
50 shades of rAGING HORMONES
You just explained my 13th year of life
**redarded hyena giggling**
eyyyyyyyy
yES
50 shades of gray. me : (counts trolls and their ancestors) but there are only 24 shades of gray?!?!
When I saw the mature content warning Karkat face and instantly thought;
"Karkat is too young to use knives and is not allowed, so he jabs at it with a spoon."
Is that from the signs carving pumpkins
YES
6:34
karkat: are you broken?
dave: no
me: falling off my chair
Teenagers write better smut in fanficton than all the sex scenes in 50 shades of grey
That is too true 😂
TRUE
yep
That's because we've had more experience. :P
fun fact this book started on wattpad as a twilight fan fiction XD the more you know
Dave and Karkat just keep sitting closer to each other
aw, Dave wraps Karkat in his cape
Me dressed as Karkat: Terezi. I swear to gog!!!
My sister dressed as Dave: Yep.
"ARE YOU BROKEN?!"
oops. there goes my soda. all over the phone
DID ANYBODY ELSE HEAR KARKAT SAY "I GOTTA TRY THIS" WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT BLOWJOBS
ME
yup, i heard that.
Me
this is perfect
I certainly did... XD
i honestly think kankri is going to run in with about a dozen sixguns and shoot everywhere yelling "TRIGGER WARNING"
i fucking wish
@@felixx_yuhh good question. the answer is that i had unrestricted internet access as a child
..People on wattpad write better smut than 50 shades of grey tbh
Anajestic Yeah, ikr
fifty shades of gray started out on wattpa, fun fact :p
+KateANDFather Roberts holy shit really???
KateANDFather Roberts
really?
yeah, It was originally a Twilight Fanfic
KK: "AFTER EVERYTHING THAT THEY WENT THROUGH AND SHE LOVES HIM BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BREAK UP." * cries *
Me: Karkat seems sad about this..
KK: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS *cries*
Me: *tries to not laugh but fails*
Arianna Alvarez OMG SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
inxknid
I choked on Dr. Pepper when I head that lol
Arianna Alvarez it made me think of that vine “THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU”
YOU CAAN SEE KARKAT TRYING NOT TO LAUGH WHEN HE READS "fuck my throat"
HDVSHSVSHAVAH BC WHO WOULDNT LAUGH AT THAT
I just want a whole a recording of Karkat 50 shades of grey.
omg
in dying
I can't breath
someone call 911
Shhhhhhhhh
Auto correct is a bitch.
dave strider is my spirit animal
Same lets be honest
Karkat Vantos karkat whyyyyyy
isnt he everyones spirit animal
Karkat is my spirit animal 😂😂
+Chyna Crochoske
both karkat and dave are my spirit animal tbh
I love how Karkitten says 'and smooth' while looking at dave and leaning his head against him.....
Karkitty wants some of the Dave *wiggles eyebrows*
lol "So her inner goddess has been all suductive going all like 'Aloha Oi Aloha Oi' *dances like a hula girl*" I AM DYING XD
that song is the least seductive song i can imagine
I had "sex ed." all last week and now I'm listening to Dave and Karkat reading "Fifty Shades of Grey".... What am I doing with my life?... XP
the same my big bro is enjoying life
Dave's nails tho
That swag.
OH MY GOD YOU MADE MY DAY
john egbert haha yey xD
also i like the potato part in your name potatos are amazing
john egbert lmao hell yea all hail potatoes
ALL HAIL THE MOTHER FUCKING POTATOS GOD DAMMIT
I like Kar's reaction to the pun
"Fifty...shades *points to shades* of gray* points to Karkat*."
"I don't get it."
Pfft. Dying of laughter.
Most people get off on this book. Then there's me over here, just laughing my ass off.
(don't make a comment on the name, please. this is a friends old account, and I haven't cared enough to change the name.)
460Blaze_It same
same
460Blaze_It Same
460Blaze_It SAME XD
DAVE AND KARKAT SITTING ON A TREE!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Caring Candie ohmyfuckinggod hahahaha x'D
Please do more davekat it's so adorable
50 shades of GREY?
More like 50 shades of *GAY* AMIRITE?
Aleksandr Volokov RIGHT
I accidentally said that earlier.
AkGV AAAYYYYYYY
Karkat you better hide that book from kankri...or rather hide it from anyone besides the kids and Cronus...
Melissa DanielsMyers NO HIDE IT FROM FUCKING CRONUS
Oh gog no
Don’t let Cronus find it
He’ll start acting like James- ImeanChristian
(Sorry, sometimes I mistake the character and the author. Silly me. 66.media.tumblr.com/d3d14e6c309aaa5f312de421888075fd/tumblr_inline_oj2behvzj31tzs2po_1280.png )
hide this shit from cronus
Ten seconds into the "mature content reading" part, and I'm already failing to keep a straight face. The way KW reads that is just... I can't. I have spacers in my teeth right now, and this is making me laugh and smile and hurt like hell. xD
Dave was making sex puns and I was just like laughing harder then I should have been
What do you think Sans would say???
+Medallion Valiance please stop
Medallion Valiance no... just.... no..... I came here to escape Undertale....... not get dragged back in.....
K4RK4T NO STOP TH4T BOOK 1S HORR1BLY D1SGUST1NG!
(But this video was so awesome it made me laugh)
HOW CAN YOU READ THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?! XD
You can't
He has a pan face. Duh,
I can read and watch smut with a straight face. My weakness is fluff. That shit gets me everytime XD
Good acting
Who broke karkats heart he said break ups suck who did he date?
Gamzee and terezi
I think that trolls really have a boring sex-life if Karkat thinks that this is exciting.... on the other hand, i don't have a sex-life at all :(
A. Corns Oh gog, I was in tears when he asked if human guys were broken xD
well, karkat has to hide from the bucket guy cause of, ya know, him being a mutant :/
Karkat reading 50 shades of grey with so much emotion while making Dave explain what he doesn't understand is now my reason to live
Confession time: When my mom bought 50 shades of grey, I was ten. She didn't read past the first sex scene, and she had it on her nightstand. I took it one night because I was curious, and then I just kept reading it xD
I don't know why, I just did. fml I remember hiding it in my dresser so that nobody would find out xD
I was fucking ten thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh D':
oh my fucking god I'm so sorry
Trust me bro I've been through so much worse so I can still feel for you
Dave at 3:08 IM CRYING
AND KARKAT AT 4:09 WHY
and what is the sound in the background at 8:14?? (edit: i assume it's a dog or something drinking water)
17:04 is great too tbh
Let’s hope at 8:14...
24:27 is the best ;)
tadahiis I mean, Karkat’s hand was being sus so
_The thought of this actully happening if these guys were real... Made me laugh way harder then I should have. XD_
PSST
KARKAT
HEY KARKAT
THERES TWO OTHER BOOKS--
he dOESN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT-
TWO?
@@tartagliaa7297 ohgod
WillowWolfProductions THERES TWO
@@tartagliaa7297 FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK KARKAT NO
OMG At the end I was drinking water and when Dave kissed Karkat I almost did a spit take!
You mean a double take? I know its weird, but that is what its called, and I did too, but I had pop! I was laughing so hard, that I had to swallow the pop so that I didn't get faygo red pop all over my brand new white shirt! Lol.
Rebeckah Hammond No, it's called a spit take. A double take is when you glance at something quickly, and then look at it again.
... Hmm.... I guess I need to do sixth grade all over again... Sherlock Watson Holmes
Fucking hell that kiss damn 😏😍❤️❤️😁
choke
I love you guys so much this is my favorite video yet. Please do more of Karkat and Dave!!!
kikyo1267 yeah(´∀`)
"Leaving me a quivering mass of raging female hormones"
dave: like rose on her period
karkat: oh god is that what that is!?
( play's Jeopardy music)
*steels self for "mature content" via Karkat* *dies of laughter exactly 3 seconds in*
"ARE YOU BROKEN?" ok, died again....
"You guys are so fucking broken, I'm sorry. I suck as a God." Ok, why is it that this was so funny for me?
"Is this a conversation you have often with your ecto-sister?" Ok, you guys are going to kill me. Really.
HUMAN'S WAY OF THINGS ARE ODD.... IM VERY CONFUSED T-T
Bitch fuck buckets.
Karkat Vantas your here for a reason..lol. Karkat, you ship it so hard, don’t you? 😂
DAVE DONT YOU DARE PUT A CONDOM IN DIRKS BED U NASTY (( XDDDD ))
I remember when the book came out and I had no idea what it was. Me: MOM WHAT IS 50 SHADES OF GRAY? Mom: YOUR GROUNDED >:^(
"you guys are so fucking broken, I'm sorry."
"I guess we're both fans of fifty *shades* of *grey*" "I don't get it"
I love the cosplayer that is playing as dave
*leans into the kiss*
FUCK OFF STRIDER
*applauds slowly* yes karkat you don't like him at all
"I can't do anything in this 'just fucked state' bro!" I fucking died!!!
Kanuri: TRIGGERS, ALL THE TRIGGERS, I AM EXTREMELY TRIGGERED AT THE M9MENT- *passes 9ut fr9m extreme triggering*
+TrueVenturianGirl Hello, VenturianTale fangirl.
"Kanaya has explained your whole troll anatomy thing. It's kinda freaky-deaky but I like it."
"Just fucked state! I can't do anything in this just fucked state!"
"I will not succumb to the foam dom."
*The sound of me, wheezing in the background.*
"i will not succumb to the foam dong" - my new favourite quote from a dave cosplayer
I'm trying so hard not to laugh....fail. This is just so fucking perfect, my gog....
lol
Yup
hehehe
Heh
my dad saw me watchimng this
WE NEED MORE DAVEKAT!!!!
10:29 It looks like hes tryin to hide something popping uppppp XD
What I imagined:
Karkat: Do you wanna try some of this stuff out?
Dave: yES
*Two hours later*
Dave: I'm in my just fucked state
"Ok it's not actually *that* fucking tasty" -- Dave
I snorted and started giggling alot after he said that XDD
the secong he started reading i should of stoped watching... XD
irk
*Walks into room.*
Hey guys what ya rea- OH SHIT CODE RED!!!
*KanKri runs into room, whisling.*
*I jump into KanKri's arms.*
SAVE MEHHHHHHHH!!!
*Very loud whisling*
KW how do you manage to growl so convincingly?????? cause like i can growl, but its not very convincing :/
I absolutely LOVE your videos!!!!!!!!
After thought: ...why did I choose to watch this...?
Second after thought: It is so adorable how Karkat is so oblivious to what he is reading...
This hits different now that Dave and Karkat are canonically fucking too
I’m literally 13 years old and listening to Karkat and Dave read 50 Shades of Grey when I’m supposed to be doing homework
same here my guy
no way you're an adult now
That last part made me laugh so loud I think I woke up my parents >.>
karkat's sound effects are really the highlight
omg...................................YES! READS THIS BOOK TO JOHN AND SAY "You are a Homosexual, deal wit it"
"why don't you just use the nook?"
"human boys don't have one of those, jackass."
"are you broken?!?!"
dead lmao
Karkat reading is so fucking funny!!! So much enthusiasm hahaha 😂😂😂
I'm on the bad side of the interwebs again. But I can't do any thing in this just fucked stage.
I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT HERE BUT ITS 2:30 AM AND IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
OMG I like how when Karkat calls “Dave’s” Name, the subtitles say “Straighter! Straighter”!
Dave shifting uncomfortably is a mood
I haven't watched the video yet but I just LOVE Karkat's voice! I know I'm going to like this skit c: ehe.
Dave,dude tell Karkat to stop
I love your profile pic
I'm dying it's 6 in the morning and I'm on my porch dying XD
I'm doing the fucking same xD
Karkat:*reading make out scene*.
Dave:👅➖👅➖
I love how this went from karkat confused on human sex to karkat crying over the book
Dave's Impression while Kk is reading.. lol
i had no business watching this when i was like 11😭
Holy shit
they nearly kissed like a million times. their faces were so close
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff "this. is why. we can't. have. nice. things." LMAO!
Wish there were more of these
*starts crying* "let's just skip this chapter"
Me: *cries from laughter* OMFG
-dieing-
HALP
IM
DIEING
NEHHH
-laughing to hard-
NEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i am literally crying i am so glad this exsists
Omg there's a joke in this gray, Karkat, gray is the color of Karkat's sign, shades, Dave, Dave wears shades, connection??
nobody except Karkat could think that 50 shades of gray is hot
This must've been awkward as hell to make XDD
Lizard Geckos yeees
They're dating so it's not that awkward for them. But I don't get how KW reads it with a straight face
+The Real KittyKat magic and great acting
the karkat is asexual thats why
Emily Sprague oh
"Friends and support *looks around* I don't really have that" I cried and laughed at the same time bc it was so relateable
Karkat crying bc he can relate to the end of the book is literally me all the time I see something sad
DAVES QUOTES I CANNOT WITH THIS
when they start reading....
oh god
no
karkat just shut up
AND WTF ARE YOU DOING DAVE?!
Dave: *kisses karkat*
KARKAT: *PUSHES DAVE AWAY*
KARKAT: FUCK OFF STRIDER *WALKS AWAY*
Dave: *smiles*
TRIGGER WARNING, EVERY9NE!!
Lol, "Are you broken?!"
When you get into the fandom a lil too late
Same I’m binging all the essential old videos lmao
16:40 - 17:16 broke my heart yet made me love it at the same time
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. XDDD
TH-cam: a 50 shades of grey reading, you say?
Me: yep! So I assume it-
TH-cam: let's have it NOT be age-restricted!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: what
I shouldn't have been drinking water while listening to this... I almost spit it out
karkat: "**** my mouth mmMMmm"
me and dave: W H E E Z E