a day in the life of cronkri

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  • @nancishurtugal4990
    @nancishurtugal4990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    _kankri that's a phone book_
    _why do i find that so amusing_

    • @bri16042
      @bri16042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nanci Shur'tugal 1 DON'T KNOW I D13D WH3N H3 S41D TH4T OR W4S R34D1NG

    • @notsosafetyscissors6870
      @notsosafetyscissors6870 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nanci Shur'tugal TG:yo this vid was off the handle **insert ironic joke here**

    • @CatoniecaCH
      @CatoniecaCH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bri16042 y34 7h47 11m 4mu23d 4b0u7 7h112

  • @RileyKohler
    @RileyKohler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    "Did you just tag my self-loathing."
    I adore this video my god.

  • @kellinedgyboy4876
    @kellinedgyboy4876 9 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    "Hey Cutie, Can I touch the booty?"
    "Why?"
    "Cause its cute, and I wanna touch it(?)"
    BEST REASONING EVER

    • @indiagale7918
      @indiagale7918 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      CRONUS LOGIC IS BEST LOGIC

    • @kellinedgyboy4876
      @kellinedgyboy4876 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BEST LOGIC IS CRONUS LOGIC

    • @sunnyoinkz
      @sunnyoinkz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Dave Strider
      The Cronus Logic is the Logic of the GODS

    • @kellinedgyboy4876
      @kellinedgyboy4876 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TrueVenturianGirl 8/8 zues approves

    • @reginalopez3065
      @reginalopez3065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but here's the thing. Can you argue with that kinda logic?

  • @psycoducks5820
    @psycoducks5820 9 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Quote from Kankri.
    "9h n9 he didn't."

    • @mysticmother3112
      @mysticmother3112 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Psy(co)Ducks I fucking died at that. That and when Cronus went grease on Kankri. XDDD

    • @psycoducks5820
      @psycoducks5820 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      that was great. oh and "Hey cutie, can i touch the booty?"

    • @jeunbug5941
      @jeunbug5941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *INTENSE TYPING

  • @satanistpenguin2947
    @satanistpenguin2947 7 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    cro: go out with me?
    kan:...where?
    me too kan

  • @existentialqueer
    @existentialqueer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    "There's actually fish in the salad dressing."
    "Oh yeah, and I don't eat that."
    Oh really Kankri? Really?

    • @pianoanon5176
      @pianoanon5176 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      OH MY GOG
      are you implying what I think you're implying or do I just have a sexy imagination-

    • @charathedemon608
      @charathedemon608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hehehehehehe...
      Oh yes, he does.~ He just won't admit it. ;)

    • @pianoanon5176
      @pianoanon5176 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +ღ Cнαяα “Mєgαlσмαиιαc” Dяєємυяя ღ I think he also eats honey. even though it's from a buzzbeast ;)

    • @charathedemon608
      @charathedemon608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nrufufu~ And hooow would you happen to know that? ^^

    • @pianoanon5176
      @pianoanon5176 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +ღ Cнαяα “Mєgαlσмαиιαc” Dяєємυяя ღ *grabs a picture of Mituna and a picture of Kankri, putting them side by side and wiggling eyebrows*

  • @TRZPYROP-ps7lf
    @TRZPYROP-ps7lf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    "don't try to Grease at me"
    I died😂

    • @voidedmuffin
      @voidedmuffin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      me
      except
      my friends join in
      and like
      half of a class
      is singing songs from grease
      not even messing up
      together
      its amazing
      idkifanyonegotvideos

    • @bri16042
      @bri16042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      T3R3Z1 PYROP3 1 KNOW R1GHT 1TS FUNNY 4S H3LL

  • @kinkletoe
    @kinkletoe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "T-thank y9u. My butt."
    "Your butt."
    IM LMAO

  • @holywatervodka3212
    @holywatervodka3212 9 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    *5 seconds in*
    _Is He Already Triggered?_

  • @solluxcaptris3970
    @solluxcaptris3970 9 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    *casually falls down stairs*
    I fell for that ship

    • @enterthefreak3491
      @enterthefreak3491 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sollux Captris Warned you about the stairs bro.

    • @Briar_Roses
      @Briar_Roses 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Enter the Freak I told you, dog

    • @lovesick-puppy4667
      @lovesick-puppy4667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think I broke a rib

    • @sierraowens5217
      @sierraowens5217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I warned you about the stairs bro

    • @danielletrudell9171
      @danielletrudell9171 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sollux Captris *cronus falls down stairs and wakes up with a broken arm and kankri next to his bed a sleep*
      Cron:Heh can't believe he stay for me 😶.
      That morning
      Kankri:hey cronus you ok I was so worried I stayed up for you but I pasted out
      Cron:Heh hey kann you know I fell for you 😶😉

  • @satanisananimeboy8022
    @satanisananimeboy8022 9 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I love how Kankri has a manual

    • @dirk5472
      @dirk5472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Salty Skittles Why is that honestly me?

    • @carmelahudson1683
      @carmelahudson1683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leila Mae idk maybe because... do you happen to be on tumblr?

    • @BarcingMatter
      @BarcingMatter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      /users manual/

    • @alexis_stone0580
      @alexis_stone0580 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just casually laying around-

    • @gayyee2832
      @gayyee2832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It made me think of that one spice Girls song-

  • @123mashe
    @123mashe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Am I the only person who thinks that human relationships are just the evolved version of troll quadrants. Because what we look for in a a human relationship is pretty much just the four troll quadrants all mashed together. We look for someone who loves us: red. We want someone who is our best friend and betters us: pale. We search for someone who also challenges and pushes out buttons: black. And we have to be able to make peace in the end: ashen

    • @toa_dly7346
      @toa_dly7346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Please
      You've broken my simple think pan

    • @striderboy1000
      @striderboy1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      woah youre not wrong

    • @dragonoidlover6164
      @dragonoidlover6164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, your not the only one

  • @Sakura_Bear359
    @Sakura_Bear359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "You are making it worse"
    "Oh no he didn't" *types faster* XD
    Me: Oh yes he did *sassy finger snap*

    • @bri16042
      @bri16042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Skyla Storm LOL M3 TOO

    • @ocean_nova
      @ocean_nova 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Skyla Storm I literally just t)(oug)(t t)(at

  • @carolineclifton96
    @carolineclifton96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    KE: "Can I talk to you about something?"
    KW: "Are you triggered?"
    me: I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING BUT IT WAS FUNNY HALP
    Friend: Shush

    • @cupcake769
      @cupcake769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @SM-gs9wg
      @SM-gs9wg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KAKSNJDJDHWNSBDNS

  • @steampuncake4452
    @steampuncake4452 9 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I hope I wasn't the only one screaming "DO IT" at the screen when they were about to kiss

  • @soundlesshunter9724
    @soundlesshunter9724 10 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    "you may touch my butt"i died laughing at that part XD omg

  • @cadel.5572
    @cadel.5572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    im so vulgar and horrible Kankri would need an entire blog just to complain about me

    • @maddym7906
      @maddym7906 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If Kankri saw my browsing history...

    • @cadel.5572
      @cadel.5572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Thanatos Rune my friends laugh at me because i cuss like a sailor, i can beat a b8tch, and im quick to a rude remark but im the best Kankri out of my group of Homestuck friends (my sister pushed my down the stairs unexpectedly and i stayed in character)

    • @maddym7906
      @maddym7906 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      snakeChild I'm the best Karkat out of my group of friends. I once got suspended because I broke someone's nose(THEY STOLE MY MONEY.) Other than that, I'm basically Karkat lol

    • @cadel.5572
      @cadel.5572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Thanatos Rune my friend woke me up at 7:30 on a Saturday and the first words out of my mouth were "WHAT THE EVERLIVING F8CK DO YOU WANT" in my Karkat voice and i didnt mean to be Karkat it just happened (also i censor cuss words with the number 8 deal with it)

    • @maddym7906
      @maddym7906 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +snakeChild My friend called me at 3 in the morning to ask if I've ever heard of Undertale. I had an interesting vocabulary that night.

  • @punkse0kjin
    @punkse0kjin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "Did you just tag my self loathing?"

    • @MYFUCKINGASSBURNS
      @MYFUCKINGASSBURNS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rip punkse0kjin you wouldve loved brat summer

  • @druidshollow
    @druidshollow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    OH MY GOD MOST AWKWARD BOOTY TOUCH EVER X'DDD THIS WHOLE VIDEO HAS ME GIGGLING LIKE CRAZY

    • @pialloyd9521
      @pialloyd9521 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ***** was that a finding nemo reference?

    • @suzyisabella3796
      @suzyisabella3796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      puzzlii WHEN THE HELL DID MY FAVORITE ANIMATOR WATCH HOMESTUCK OR BETTER YET WAS IN THE FANDOM

  • @remboii3165
    @remboii3165 9 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    "Hey cutie can I touch the booty?"
    XD Best booty touch pick up line ever.

  • @robind5875
    @robind5875 8 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    "hey, cutie. can i touch the booty?"
    i will use this forever XD

  • @indiffrent2089
    @indiffrent2089 9 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    cronus are you cooking milk?

    • @James-cj3nk
      @James-cj3nk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @orphantheism
      @orphantheism 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      caeley cat He was probably starting to make a sauce

    • @James-cj3nk
      @James-cj3nk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stuckinthemedium that actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it

    • @idontwantmyfriendstoknow6928
      @idontwantmyfriendstoknow6928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indiffrent I think it was Mac n cheese

    • @AshleyAmbrose94
      @AshleyAmbrose94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A traditional roux sauce, which goes in mac n cheese involves heating milk, adding flour and i believe cheese sometimes.

  • @jorascorpse
    @jorascorpse 9 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Did anyone elsze think of Big Bang Theory when Kankri pulled out that Whole thing about What he'sz okay With XD

  • @escapeddragon2663
    @escapeddragon2663 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    iTS JUST LETTUCE IN THE BOWL IM CRYING

  • @roripenton8017
    @roripenton8017 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    19:16 My parents had the same reaction when they walked in on me doing troll makeup

  • @rowboatfloats
    @rowboatfloats 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Don't you try to grease at me."-Kankri 2014

  • @kathrynkelly2049
    @kathrynkelly2049 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    when you realize kankri "condensed" is a phone book

  • @abbframpton5114
    @abbframpton5114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    8 years later and I'm looking back at these trying not to cry bc this got me threw my middle school years when my world burned around me. And now the boys have a beautiful baby. I'm so thankful for these people and so proud at what they've become.

    • @ollieishere4122
      @ollieishere4122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m right there with you. My friend started playing broadway stuck and now here I am with a concussion trying not to fall back into homestuck and think about my middle school years full of trauma 😂

    • @ollieishere4122
      @ollieishere4122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m also so happy to see how some of my favorite cosplayers have grown and it’s just wonderful

  • @HatTastic
    @HatTastic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Two years ago this was funny. Today it still is. #CronkriForever

    • @villainousegg
      @villainousegg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hat Tastic now three,, time sure flies by fast.

    • @almanotolrado7744
      @almanotolrado7744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Two years ago that was still funny. Today it still is.

    • @leanerdskywire7469
      @leanerdskywire7469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It will always be funny

    • @almanotolrado7744
      @almanotolrado7744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      leanerd skywire agreed

    • @re-calculating
      @re-calculating 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is still hilarious

  • @tonimckenzie2000
    @tonimckenzie2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    the kankri sounds like pearl from su c:

  • @TabbyCatMeowMeow
    @TabbyCatMeowMeow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD SHIP IT
    I DO

    • @avadouglass5285
      @avadouglass5285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SAME

    • @melvinsteell5878
      @melvinsteell5878 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sammeee, they made this ship for me

    • @bri16042
      @bri16042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TabbyCatComics S4M3

    • @UaaUaa1987
      @UaaUaa1987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH1S SH1P 1S MY L1F3

    • @jankyjeans3304
      @jankyjeans3304 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TabbyCatComics (listen I know this is late butttttt......) I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @michaelrowley4033
    @michaelrowley4033 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I love this side of Cronus the insecure disphoric innocent side most people seem to leave outThis side of him has really helped me feel better about myself and my ftm transition I love how you portray him never stop Cronus is the best More importantly YOU GUYS are the best

  • @corpsejam4099
    @corpsejam4099 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    omg kankri is the pearl ( Steven universe) of homestuck

  • @FrecklePhantomhive
    @FrecklePhantomhive 8 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I don't read homestuck, but I ship this to Africa and back.

    • @nancishurtugal4990
      @nancishurtugal4990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      _i haven't read to the part with the beforus trolls but i still ship these two_

    • @lindievanwyk4985
      @lindievanwyk4985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same... I'm only in the fandom

    • @ashtonhopkins7362
      @ashtonhopkins7362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Freckle Phantomhive im reading it right now I can give you the link?

    • @ashtonhopkins7362
      @ashtonhopkins7362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I Someone in Space I kk

    • @ashtonhopkins7362
      @ashtonhopkins7362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      www.homestuck.com/

  • @HelenaBCsfun
    @HelenaBCsfun 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I absolutely love your Kankri!! He`s my headcanon!! *U*
    I mean, his voice, manner of speech, gesticulation... SO HEADCANON I WANNA DIE OMFG

    • @saigen7271
      @saigen7271 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aye another thief of rageeee

    • @James-cj3nk
      @James-cj3nk 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME I COULD DIE OVER THIS

  • @puppiebruises
    @puppiebruises 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    4:46 cronus what were you trying to scoop up with a spatula

  • @itsyaboyjackagain
    @itsyaboyjackagain 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I now dean those stairs to be called "the stairs of make outs"

  • @cassidyrosa1376
    @cassidyrosa1376 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    THE WHISTLE I DIED KANKRI TOOK OUT THE WHISTLE

  • @crowolol1125
    @crowolol1125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    2 minutes in and I'm already grinning like a fool while crying
    POOR CRONUS HE JUST WANTS KANNY TO LOVE HIMM

    • @crowolol1125
      @crowolol1125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ITS SOOOO AKWARD KANKRI IS LIKE
      IM VEAGAN (deathtoallmeateaters) AND CRONUS I CAN JUST TELL HES SO HEART BROKENNNN NOOOO

    • @crowolol1125
      @crowolol1125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IM LIKE CRYING

    • @crowolol1125
      @crowolol1125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      beCAUSE TROLL DiSNEY IS TRiGERRiNG

    • @crowolol1125
      @crowolol1125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CROOONNNNUUUSSSS
      KEEEEEPP SiiiiiNNNGGGGiiiiiiNNNNNGGGG

    • @crowolol1125
      @crowolol1125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "PHYSICAL CONTACT GOING ON"

  • @sunnyoinkz
    @sunnyoinkz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Hey cutie, can I touch the booty"
    - Cronus Ampora; October 13, 2014

    • @crystletear1224
      @crystletear1224 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +TrueVenturianGirl best pick-up line ever XD

    • @crystletear1224
      @crystletear1224 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +TrueVenturianGirl best pick-up line ever XD

  • @medallionvaliance5349
    @medallionvaliance5349 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "D9n't y9u try t9 Grease at me."
    XD

  • @odessaj.3827
    @odessaj.3827 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Can I pat?"
    "Uh..Y-yes"
    "Cool."
    ~Cronus and Kankri 2014

  • @rebeckahhammond1383
    @rebeckahhammond1383 10 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Using a phone book? XD And Kankri is soooo self conscious... He needs to get out more! How is he karkat's ancestor???? Kk is so... Rude and... Angry... And Kankri is so... Organized, and Self Conscious, and... Just. HOW?????

    • @rebeckahhammond1383
      @rebeckahhammond1383 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** good point... Or Kk is just an ass.

    • @remboii3165
      @remboii3165 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also, when the Signless was executed he became extremely enraged and Karkat has the rage he held then. And Kankri IS the Signless's post- scratch self.

    • @rebeckahhammond1383
      @rebeckahhammond1383 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, Signless is KANKRI'S post scratch self. I have read the comic, and played the game at least five times each.

    • @rebeckahhammond1383
      @rebeckahhammond1383 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emilia_Senpai

    • @remboii3165
      @remboii3165 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rebeckah Hammond Yeah, sometimes I get post and pre mixed up :P
      As in I know what pre means but sometimes I stupidly think post means the same thing as pre brain why must you do thiiissss

  • @breaunashiver13
    @breaunashiver13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Omg I fell out my seat when cronus asked if he can touch kankris but

  • @makenzaroo2816
    @makenzaroo2816 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    •don't try to greese at me•
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,~
    I GOT CHILLS THERE multiplying!
    AND IM LOSING CONTROL...
    CUZ THE POWA YA SUPPLING
    IT Electrifying!!!!!
    Kankri:you better shape up, you better
    Understand!
    That movie is now 20% cooler!

  • @DanielGarcia-ty1ee
    @DanielGarcia-ty1ee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Am I the only one that found it funny when Cronus and Kankri were kissing how Kankri just folded his hand like rested them in his lap? I found the fucking hilarious

  • @natgrant1125
    @natgrant1125 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    That Little Mermaid reference in the salad scene. XD I loved that.

    • @heatherevans2400
      @heatherevans2400 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right!!!! I have see this like 12 or 13 times and I still laught every time!!!!!!!

  • @ApocalypseAxolotl
    @ApocalypseAxolotl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "oh nO HE DIDNT!"
    *Furious typing*
    Gog damn Kan, your cracking me up here o(≧∇≦o) #cant stop laughing

  • @StaticStars
    @StaticStars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I forgot kankri’s name while having a random moment(?) and called him tumbler

  • @mladdydaddy6735
    @mladdydaddy6735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Did you just tag my self-loathing?” RELATABLE IM-

  • @rhysp.2920
    @rhysp.2920 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Wow, pretty nice view" IM DYING SEND HELP.

    • @rhysp.2920
      @rhysp.2920 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kate wilkins That is quite possible

    • @rhysp.2920
      @rhysp.2920 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kate wilkins *raises hand weakly* Me...

    • @cosmist99
      @cosmist99 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD Oh my god yes

    • @Sakura_Bear359
      @Sakura_Bear359 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @bri16042
      @bri16042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karkat Vantas M3 TOO 1 N33D H3LP

  • @elixirite
    @elixirite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “You better shape up or ill blog about you”
    I DIDNT KNOW KANKRI WAS ALL OF TUMBLR

  • @curtisstruggs3895
    @curtisstruggs3895 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "God that's a nice ass" XDD that parts awesome

  • @weebtrash9495
    @weebtrash9495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "How 'bout a little pat?"
    "A little pat... Should be fine.."
    I'm dead😂

  • @VEN-qs9gb
    @VEN-qs9gb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    is it just me or does kankri sounds like pearl from su? i don't know...

  • @alexandravollans5764
    @alexandravollans5764 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I think I have a new OTP

    • @LilacShadowsAj
      @LilacShadowsAj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ally Vollans .whispers. *nothing will ever replace davekat*

    • @cg42o72
      @cg42o72 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +LilacShadows Aj IKR

    • @fandomgamers9622
      @fandomgamers9622 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +LilacShadows Aj my friend decided to rub off my hand and take out the word dave and replaced it with blue JOHN so now it reads JohnKat is better:((((((((((

    • @LilacShadowsAj
      @LilacShadowsAj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :ccccccc what a nice friend :cccccc Fandom Gamers

  • @Jay-ih9jp
    @Jay-ih9jp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    So are we all going to ignore that Kankri's not Aromantic in canon?
    I mean even if we ignore the fact that he had a massive crush on Latula (Presumably)
    He's the teen version of Signless, who ended up with the Disciple, and she was literally his Beloved.
    Kanrki is Celibate. That's a choice. Being Aromantic isn't a choice.
    ...I'm Sorry the video's great I'm just a fucking nerd.
    EDIT: Also, I've never been a massive fan of this ship, I tend to treat it with warm disregard.
    But you know what? If this ship is to be done, this is how you do it.
    No, Kankri is not some kind of kinky psychopath and no, Cronus is not sex-obsessed.
    Kankri is a shy, nervous but very polite and consensual dude, and Cronus is rather sweet, though definitely perverted.
    This is how you do this ship.
    Granted, I expected Cronus to deliberately annoy Kankri at one point or another, but if they were in a relationship he probably wouldn't do that either.

    • @sarcasticquotehere7423
      @sarcasticquotehere7423 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Firstly, You are amazing. Second, This comment is amazing. And third, I totally agree with all of this.

    • @Jay-ih9jp
      @Jay-ih9jp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Firstly, thank you. Secondly, you are very kind. Thirdly, I am glad someone agrees.

    • @sarcasticquotehere7423
      @sarcasticquotehere7423 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Katoka Karalashvili lol you're welcome, thank you, and it all just makes sense.

  • @Zellisuo
    @Zellisuo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    wwwwwwhoa okay but that kankri is hella in character like THE WHOLE TIME. so great nice job

  • @juliatong5859
    @juliatong5859 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Cronus was trying to cosplay as a human xD good job Cronus

  • @nerdcentral9728
    @nerdcentral9728 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    A day in the life of Mituna and Latula! Please! :D

  • @feelingbookish335
    @feelingbookish335 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My headcanon everything
    Head canon Kankri
    Head canon Cronus
    Head canon Cronkri relationship

  • @tay8178
    @tay8178 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Warning: I'm kissing you now. I'm dead. Bye. I'm out.

  • @nedahertt
    @nedahertt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The butt touching scene made me giggle like a japanese school girl. XD

  • @mariahvazquez6756
    @mariahvazquez6756 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    when Cronus started saying "that little" in the middle of the vid, an ad came on saying too toot toot toot toot

    • @mariahvazquez6756
      @mariahvazquez6756 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and Kankri sounds like a great therapist

  • @KlanescoDavila
    @KlanescoDavila 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    KE's Cronus impression is the best thing ever.

  • @cain3963
    @cain3963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Watching this actually gave me an idea for a CroKri fanfiction....

    • @peridot9090
      @peridot9090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yas fill y9u're imagination

  • @sulphiechan4893
    @sulphiechan4893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:00 the fact that he has a whistle makes it 10x better

  • @brabbit736
    @brabbit736 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Warning I'm kissing you again" XD so cute

  • @Margoth264
    @Margoth264 10 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Hey cutie, can I touch the booty?" I FUCKING DIED

    • @Margoth264
      @Margoth264 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Btw KW is a girl, right?

    • @Margoth264
      @Margoth264 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I just found out KW is a guy and actually KE is a guy. Thank you though :)

    • @xxWynterGenisisxx
      @xxWynterGenisisxx 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tony Anderson Where did you find out that KE was a guy? I thought KE was a girl... I just watched some vid pertaining to beginning cosplaying or something that they did, and they weren't actually in cosplay, and I'm pretty sure that was KE and KW and I'm also pretty sure KE has boobs and pretty much looked relatively like a chick.
      But. I might be wrong. So I guess I'm just wondering how you found out so I can get myself straightened out here :P

    • @xxWynterGenisisxx
      @xxWynterGenisisxx 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not trying to get into anything here with anyone here :P By that I guess I mean I'm not trying to give any sass by being a smart ass? Ahh I just hope that what I said didn't come off as rude ehehehe... I just know there's a lot of confusion and speculation since they both cosplay so well. And I saw that vid, and thought, huh. But you never know - again, I could be wrong.

    • @phoebegraham5990
      @phoebegraham5990 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      xxWynterGenisisxx You sound An Awful lot like me. Also, on Another video they posted KW wAs A guy And KE wAs A girl, you're right.

  • @alinelaura7714
    @alinelaura7714 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Just watched a day in the life of GaMzEe and KARKAT and HOOOLEE FUCK.
    Your acting. Your makeup. Your wigs. Your clothes.
    Fuck you've improved so much. That still is my favorite video, and this is a close second. Thank you for never giving up

  • @sarahmiller4980
    @sarahmiller4980 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Congratulations on your amazing Kankri characterization! It was so accurate that I couldn't stand to watch the full vid... :-S But now I see why he kinda gets on people's nerves.

  • @nicolewithoutthei
    @nicolewithoutthei 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Did Kankri say 'i like you as a human?'

  • @jschriver99
    @jschriver99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    They're so awkwardly cute it makes me happy

  • @carsynperrotte3656
    @carsynperrotte3656 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how in the kissing scene both of them have these awkward moments where their hands sorta just flutter in the air because they don't know what to do with them. This has gotta be the cutest ship ever!

  • @50thousandeyes
    @50thousandeyes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'd love to have Kankri as a boyfriend. He'd be so worried of failing me but I'd be the one scared of failing him.

  • @mackg.6496
    @mackg.6496 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your interpretations of these characters are pinpoint accurate, and your acting skills are through the roof. Please keep up the good work

  • @SairinWolf
    @SairinWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    #ConsentYouMayToucthMyButt I shall die laughing now!!!!!! Best line ever!!!

  • @nyxusblue7800
    @nyxusblue7800 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH OMF "Don't grease at me!" I WILL USE THAT TERM FROM NOW ON

  • @brookecookietv3390
    @brookecookietv3390 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    can u do a day in the of kurloz and meilun plzzzzzzzz!

  • @eridanampora1430
    @eridanampora1430 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You have no clue how much I flipped out when I saw TH-cam suggest this for me. My favorite homestuck cosplay group and one of my favorite ships.. Heaven.

  • @crepycrawnlys7514
    @crepycrawnlys7514 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the moment kankri blew his whistle i jUST

    • @danielletrudell9171
      @danielletrudell9171 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beanisnotonfire all I tout was "Frisch why did he blow this wished 😠😡

  • @vicktorscrisis1860
    @vicktorscrisis1860 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i like how kankri was like "whats that human term for-" cronus + me:"boyfriend"

  • @Void_Doodles
    @Void_Doodles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    what Kankri doesn't know is that some humans follow the quadrants-

  • @BeaThePerson
    @BeaThePerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how awkwardly wholesome the “touch the butt” scene was just in its entirety. For example, Cronus bringing up that he read the manual so he knew the boundaries, “heya cutie, can I touch the booty?”, the whole “I said you could say no” bit, just to name a few.....

  • @dustinaein8544
    @dustinaein8544 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    ASK THE CUTIE BEFORE TOUCHIN THE BOOTY - Otakon rule #1

  • @eduardanascimento8763
    @eduardanascimento8763 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I didn't ship them before but now I ship this so hard omg

  • @dyingoracle
    @dyingoracle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You're very sweet."
    "... I am?"

  • @WeirdestLlamas
    @WeirdestLlamas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I want more of this, more of these two doing Cronkri because it is my OTP and this was adorable and I want more kisses and the look on Cro's face after Kan said "you keep doing you" and walked away.

  • @neptune3161
    @neptune3161 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "9h n9 he didnt" -Kankri, 2014

  • @danielle495
    @danielle495 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    After all the cavities I've gotten, you guys owe me dental care! These videos are too sweet! 😢 And the cosplay is so on point that it's difficult to imagine them (the characters) as fiction.

  • @zoei.s.4782
    @zoei.s.4782 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I didn't realize how much I shipped it until now

    • @bri16042
      @bri16042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zoë I.S. S4M3

  • @lilaanthony5404
    @lilaanthony5404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this way to much. I shipped this before but oh boi I ship 10,000x as more now. I love how Cronus is respecting kankri and the butt touch scene and they both made positive that concern was giving before the kissing, I watched this last night but I'm watching it again because I had to take sleeping tablets after it cuz I was dying of cute thank you so much for making this

  • @jng5252
    @jng5252 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Between the butt-touching scene and when Kankri said "Oh No He didn't!" I was laughing super hard. And the entire time Kankri and Cronus were sitting on the stairs I was screaming "Kankri just shut up and kiss him!" Also what was Cronus doing at the end?

    • @chilledghoul640
      @chilledghoul640 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cronus was applying foundation on his face to look "human"

  • @angelcage
    @angelcage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I just want to know what kinda of make up you used it's Awesome and how do you make it so nice like that?

    • @artfulImpersonator
      @artfulImpersonator  10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      angelcage Troll Painting tutorial!! (this video might help!)

    • @krulen12
      @krulen12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** could you please explain to me what Cronus was doing With that painting/face-thing? i wasreall confused there, but rest of the video was cute xD

    • @Sky9th
      @Sky9th 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      krulen12 Well Cronus thinks of himself/wants to be a human. Therefor he was trying to paint himself to look like a human. Its very similar to how cosplayers paint themself grey to look like a troll

    • @krulen12
      @krulen12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rachel Dearden lolz xD that's kind of cute. Thanks for explaining :)

    • @louff4tw746
      @louff4tw746 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Rachel Dearden So he is trans-species

  • @purebluevanilla9738
    @purebluevanilla9738 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Holy Fuck.
    I'm Kankri.
    My sister's been telling me this since I started reading homestuck, I finally got it.

  • @kfc28371ify
    @kfc28371ify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:42-7:00 I think it's cute how Cronus teases Kankri about watching Troll Disney. 😂❤️

  • @misteria247
    @misteria247 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You two are fantastic! I ship them so hard!!

  • @lyrabeebe5717
    @lyrabeebe5717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Cronus: I'm gonna go read and your gonna stare at Porrims tits. Bai!!!!!"
    Kankri: Cr9nus! 9h n9 he didn't!
    *seems like quite the role reversal

  • @k1-b07
    @k1-b07 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    ((DaveJohn and DirkJake used to be my only OTP's. Now CronKri is added. CUTIES HOLY FUCK))

  • @USUKluvr
    @USUKluvr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my goodness, I think this is one of my favorites of all of your videos so far. KE's Cronus is absolutely perfect, and KW's Kankri is completely amazing. The hashtags for everything, and the rambling and >< I love this pairing so much. You guys are absolutely adorable, and your videos are wonderful!!! I got my wisdom teeth out a few days ago, and you guys' cuteness helped distract me from the ouchies ^.^ so thank you! I can't wait for more!