Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!
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    The first two Harry Potter movies, both directed by Christopher Columbus, were massive hits. After those two relatively light-hearted movies, director Alfonso Cuaron came on-board and took the franchise in a darker direction with the third film- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban definitely raises a few questions. Like why was Harry Potter intentionally doing magic outside of Hogwarts? When did the entire layout of Hogwarts and its grounds change so dramatically? How are a bunch of deadly Dementors better than the threat of a single wizard maybe entering the school? Did Fred and George not notice a man named Peter sleeping in their brother’s bed every night on the Marauder’s Map? What exactly were Wormtail and Sirius’s plans here?
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  • @michaelross3241
    @michaelross3241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3404

    I've seen every Pitch Meeting and I never get tired of hearing "Actually it'll be super easy, barely and inconvenience."

    • @Frankmccluskey
      @Frankmccluskey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Oh really

    • @alexgriffith1105
      @alexgriffith1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That's because hearing "Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience" is actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @christorian1764
      @christorian1764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ever!

    • @imacomedian980
      @imacomedian980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***it's gonna be***

    • @jamesmoltres8623
      @jamesmoltres8623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      stunning and brave

  • @RobWinton
    @RobWinton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4213

    Lupin's first name (Remus) is also wolf-related. He might as well have been called Wolfy McWolferson.

    • @TheRealPsychoetry
      @TheRealPsychoetry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      🤣🤣

    • @thesisypheanjournal1271
      @thesisypheanjournal1271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      And Sirius Black, who turns into a black dog, is named after Sirius, the Dog Star.

    • @RobWinton
      @RobWinton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      @@thesisypheanjournal1271 I hadn't picked up on that one!
      As we're on the subject Harry, Ron and Hermione are all named after members of the Mustelid family:
      Harry Potter = Otter
      Ron Weasley= Weasel
      Hermione Granger= Ermine
      No idea why though...

    • @EllaIngram
      @EllaIngram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      so Remus's dad, whose name is Lyall (which also means wolf) married a woman named Hope Howell (howl), then they named their son Wolfy McWolferson, then Lyall proceeded to piss off a very dangerous werewolf (Fenrir Greyback) who is known for biting children, who then bit Remus in revenge...I bet when they took him to St Mungo's Hospital the Healers were like "well idk what you expected to happen really" lmao

    • @xxMpEGxx
      @xxMpEGxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Actually "lupin" stems from latin lupinus which stands for "wolfish". Lupus = Wolf, lupinus = wolfish. The "founders" of Rome, Romulus and Remus where raised by a Lupa (=female wolf) according to the legend. Buuuut fun fact: Lupa was also slang for prostitute. Sooo which interpretation is more believable?

  • @avadarkness666
    @avadarkness666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5054

    That delayed 4th 'Wow' was so suspenseful. Totally worth the wait. 10/10.

    • @marionjulylopez2101
      @marionjulylopez2101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Suspenseful 4th Wows are TIGHT!

    • @fr33nb33n
      @fr33nb33n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Total *sploosh*

    • @Marconius6
      @Marconius6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wow, spoilers dude.

    • @calebcarpenter3700
      @calebcarpenter3700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Marconius6 I know it's a joke, but who goes to the comments *before* watching the vid and complains about spoilers?

    • @Marconius6
      @Marconius6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@calebcarpenter3700 It was the top comment, which means it shows the moment you open the video, at least on mobile.

  • @AtotheZ7
    @AtotheZ7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Love that line, "And Fred and George never wondered why there was a guy named Peter in bed with their brother every night?" "None of their business."

    • @whitedragoness23
      @whitedragoness23 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think that’s already been asked for many. Maybe they thought their brother “changed teams”

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Forgot their brother. They had that map before then, right? How come *they* never noticed a random dude with them?

    • @DarkHypernova
      @DarkHypernova 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@InfernosReaperAnd wouldn't it have show Voldemort in the first year? Or Ginny Weasley sneaking out, writing blood messages and such in year 2?

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@DarkHypernova Also weird that *the school* doesn't have similar ability to track people.

    • @taylorwickham
      @taylorwickham 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There is a theory in the community that only Marauders (or Marauders' decendents) can see other Marauders on the map. It's unconfirmed, of course, but interesting nonetheless.

  • @timkirsten6184
    @timkirsten6184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    The "that sounds pretty serious" "he's decent looking" was so subtle and great

    • @telephones3
      @telephones3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Honestly, I don't get it lol

    • @lavoniablack784
      @lavoniablack784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@telephones3 the character's name is Sirius Black, so it's a play on his name (pretty Serious)

    • @ruminationstation4200
      @ruminationstation4200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@lavoniablack784 I'm sure it's totally accidental, but it's even better when you remember that Sirius Black actually WAS a pretty boy when he was young, but looked significantly worse for the wear after over a decade in Azkaban. so saying "pretty Sirius" follows by "meh he's ok looking" is unintentionally totally in line with cannon.

    • @lavoniablack784
      @lavoniablack784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ruminationstation4200 I had no idea about that! That is a pretty cool coincidence!

    • @brendanj6272
      @brendanj6272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Sirius/serious pun was actually fairly common in HP fanfiction back in the day.

  • @stephanmillard623
    @stephanmillard623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    “They never noticed their younger brother in bed with a guy named Peter” 😂😂 killed me!

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      None of their business!!

    • @Steelburgh
      @Steelburgh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My sides still hurt.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      How nice of the jokester twins known for their hi-jinks to be totally comfortable with their brother's potential homosexuality!

    • @moongirl786
      @moongirl786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@jemert96 Since he was underage; definitely their business, what on Earth are you talking about?!

    • @BloodLegaZ
      @BloodLegaZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Let's be honest. They were more concerned with who was in their beds.

  • @mizujano7419
    @mizujano7419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    “He’s the one who *ratted out* his parents to Voldemort”… I see what ya did there 😏

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Oh, rodent puns are tight!

    • @slash_l
      @slash_l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Making this rodent pun was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @slash_l
      @slash_l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wow wow wow…. Wow!

    • @caesar7734
      @caesar7734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🐀

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whoops
      Whoopsie!

  • @pauldavies2519
    @pauldavies2519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "I think Its clear at this point that wizards have zero consumer protection laws"
    Just class

    • @whitedragoness23
      @whitedragoness23 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Progress can’t happen if you get punished for a few injuries or deaths!

  • @marimolen3122
    @marimolen3122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3389

    The tenderness in his voice when he tells himself, "you goose, that's silly"
    That's self-care

    • @spirit.ofthe.harvestmoon
      @spirit.ofthe.harvestmoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's kinky

    • @itayb8169
      @itayb8169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@spirit.ofthe.harvestmoon We dont kink shame here, goose or not

    • @ebreshea
      @ebreshea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      They're not the same person you silly goose. Screenwriter guy has GLASSES

    • @user-qs3qf5lw9k
      @user-qs3qf5lw9k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreed. I don't want to be loved or anything, but I still want someone to call me a silly goose that's silly just like that. Someday, perhaps-

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How he only called himself silly

  • @GeneDarrTV
    @GeneDarrTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2607

    "This guy frickin' hates when kids are safe."
    "He really does."
    His energy when saying these lines is amazing 😂

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      In Dumbledore's defense he's just going along with what the creators of Hogwarts did, what with the castle actively trying to kill you while being built next to a forest with things inside that will actively try to kill you, working with monsters that will actively try to kill you, working with plants that may incidentally kill you, having a tournament every few years that includes tasks and creatures that could kill you, all while letting them play quite possibly the most dangerous sport imaginable.
      It's a miracle there are any adults wizards at all really.

    • @D-Rockk
      @D-Rockk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wowowow...ow

    • @sothisishowusernameswork.2043
      @sothisishowusernameswork.2043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yea.

    • @corinschweigert2715
      @corinschweigert2715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@LucianDevine Well but with his 3 jobs he could have easily changed it.
      And the traps in year 1 were his idea, he refused to buy the ingedients for the petrified students in year 2 and he let a psychopath be the DADA professor 4,5/6 times and let Draco run around and imperius and curse people for his plan. so I doubt his biggest priority is the safety of his students.

    • @GeneDarrTV
      @GeneDarrTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@LucianDevine Didn't even think about it that way, that is a miracle indeed lmao

  • @DezMarivette
    @DezMarivette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    I’m so happy he brought up Hermione’s Hulk arm moment 🤣

    • @MyBookStory
      @MyBookStory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

    • @christophertaylor9100
      @christophertaylor9100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The extreme delay for Harry's doubletake was very odd too

    • @hootsifer-darling
      @hootsifer-darling ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hulk and Mr Fantastic lol

    • @FreezeFun
      @FreezeFun ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@christophertaylor9100 Looney tunes type of shit

  • @dandychiggins7240
    @dandychiggins7240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "Just an aggressive freeze frame of him enjoying it" 😂🤣
    This guys are gonna kill me one of this days 😂💀

    • @RobYoungberg
      @RobYoungberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "That's . . . a choice." 🤣

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol, one of the reasons I hated the ending. Could have had him receive it secretly from Sirius and do the Quidditch Match where they got the House Cup.

  • @KungFuWombat
    @KungFuWombat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    "Sounds like it's pretty serious"
    "He's decent looking, yeah"
    Absolutely ded from laughing at that.

    • @D1nk13
      @D1nk13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I just got that one.. 😂

    • @johnbones3455
      @johnbones3455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Gary Oldman, a very handsome man.

    • @bebopjelli2
      @bebopjelli2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That took me WAAAAAAY too long to get

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh god, if wasnt for this comment I wouldnt have gotten that one, I AM DEAD NOW

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There are probably memes. Just need Oldman in character looking well-groomed and fair-skinned; Pretty Sirius.

  • @SidPil
    @SidPil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "So how does Lupin know to use the map?"
    "Read the damn book you silly goose"

    • @gameschadwick
      @gameschadwick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Who does this goose that’s silly think is Moony if not the guy who’s afraid of the moon because of what it does to him?

    • @catdogmousecheese
      @catdogmousecheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "...or just read the Harry Potter wiki, it's basically just the bullet points version of the books."

    • @jeromebirth2693
      @jeromebirth2693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gameschadwick Brilliant

  • @scottdaniels8129
    @scottdaniels8129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Hermione being able to travel through time might be the worst case of "using a power/ability once then otherwise ignoring it" in cinematic history, and that's saying something. The applications and ramifications are endless, especially if you acknowledge how unlikely it is that she's be the only one that can time-travel.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      In the books, they did very specifically crush the cabinet full of time-turners in the very next book to get rid of them. I'm willing to overlook it since a long-form discussion of 'why time travel is bad except for trivial things' has been done to death.

    • @dorkyface
      @dorkyface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@HerculesBallsInc Actually, it was book 5 where they all got crushed. But yeah, it was good that that loose end got tied up.

    • @Barwasser
      @Barwasser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Every writer should understand that when it comes to time-travel you either go all in, or you stay out. It is way too powerful and has too many implications for your world-building to be used casually.

    • @666FallenShadow
      @666FallenShadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      yup, a lot of the world building in harry potter is rubbish and it's filled with plot holes. the time machines alone bring up an insane amount of issues. the movies still hold a special place for me because i grew up watching them, but they aren't that well written

    • @666FallenShadow
      @666FallenShadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@HerculesBallsInc it literally doesn't matter tho. the simple fact that time machines exist completely fucks up the universe because of all the implications and possibilities they bring. like the other commenter said you either start with a time travel story and focus on that aspect or you do not introduce it at all because you are going to completely fuck up your world building(not that the world building in harry potter is all that good anyway). if you just introduce it randomly in one of your books out of nowhere and never focus on it again for the rest of the series that just creates a shitload of plot holes( for example why didn't they travel back in time again to capture peter before he escaped so that sirius can be acquitted?). the only time i've seen time travel being introduced later into a story without creating problems is in the manga one piece, but the only reason it doesn't create issues is because the character who has that power can only travel and send other people forward in time, not back so that mitigates the vast majority of issues caused by time travel.

  • @rainclouds4346
    @rainclouds4346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:17 "ooh this guy frickin HATES when kids are safe!!" - had me rolling in tears 🤣Dumbledore sure is one heck of a schoolmaster!

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3942

    I would pay good money for a reboot of the entire harry potter series where every person is a Ryan.

    • @shadyguy23
      @shadyguy23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      "You're a wizard, Harry!"
      "Aww, being a wizard is tight!"

    • @seaemji8591
      @seaemji8591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I mean, is there a movie that wouldn’t be better with every character replaced by a Ryan ?

    • @mastring1966
      @mastring1966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That would be awesome. I'D pay money to see that in a theater.

    • @shinkamui
      @shinkamui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@seaemji8591 cats. Cats might be the one to overpower ryan

    • @chaosoul-seanleeriggs369
      @chaosoul-seanleeriggs369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@shinkamui Not if Ryan's feeling... jellicle...

  • @the_sigil4340
    @the_sigil4340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    The part with Peter in Ron's bed literally made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the amazing video !

    • @tedferkin
      @tedferkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It has actually been pointed out by fans of the books, it's nothing new, but is something to be pointed out to anyone who missed it.

    • @16shogunelitegreen
      @16shogunelitegreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tedferkin I didn't notice that as it's been a while since I've seen Prisoner of Azkaban

    • @rafael8892
      @rafael8892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tedferkin do u know the explanation? Is there any?

    • @00ammy00
      @00ammy00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Fan of the books for 17 years and I have actually never thought of that, that Fred and George might've seen Peter with Ron on the map. XD

    • @tedferkin
      @tedferkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@rafael8892 as far as I know there isn't one. It seems to be an oversight by JK and the editors

  • @silashellebrand462
    @silashellebrand462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Interestingly, in the book it's mentioned there's an invisible book of invisibility that "didn't do so well." So, I think wizards just don't think these things through.

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      explains the licorice snaps that will literally bite you XD

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When you have near-infinite wizard power, you're bound to make some super colossal mistakes that could end humanity.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@NinjaFlibble let’s be real here: those are 100% intentional

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Aredel
      Probably true 😆 but I think most people don't like their food biting back 🤣

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NinjaFlibble Yeah. That's why it makes an excellent prank. Or a means of teaching children not to reach into places they don't belong.

  • @entwoo2221
    @entwoo2221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I was honestly waiting to hear something about "And then Draco gets attacked by this Bird thing, then his father kinda sues the bird."

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO

    • @kimichan5
      @kimichan5 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah! I didn’t get any Buckbeak attention! He’s my favorite character in the whole series/Potter World lol

  • @jamielondon6436
    @jamielondon6436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    "That's … a choice" is one of my new favourite lines now - hopefully it'll become a staple like all the others. :-)

    • @genin69
      @genin69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tree holes are tight

    • @jdizzlejake
      @jdizzlejake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Here’s the thing about that. Shut up about that

    • @zackgross144
      @zackgross144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed!!

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raaandom, but i wanna say cause i got it on my mind:
      We live in a Time where the US-President is so massively incompetent-hyper-deluxe that he says "There is DIGNITY and HONOUR in Working! So Work!", blatantly lying for Reasons pointed out by TH-camr Some More News. Go and then come back and tell me youre opinion on it.

    • @chinafuture6484
      @chinafuture6484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can thank Screen Rant for writing that new catch phrase. Ryan doesn't write any of the Pitch Meeting scripts.

  • @DJ-ln8iy
    @DJ-ln8iy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "Couldn't they just use a truth potion?"
    No no, he's got a point

    • @jacobd1984
      @jacobd1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I forget whether this was in the books or whether JK came up with it after the fact to paper over her mistake, but if I'm pretty sure it was said the truth potion only forces you to say what you believe to be true. So the Ministry doesn't use it on people whose memories/perceptions they think can't be trusted. Which honestly wouldn't even be close to the worst retcon she came up with. At least this one would make some sense.

    • @Nintendonicke
      @Nintendonicke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacobd1984 I've also heard that veritasium and the like is basically legilimency in liquid form, so anyone trained in occlumency can resist them and lie as much as they please, which is why wizard courts treates it about as seriously as we do lie detectors.

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jacobd1984 & yet they give life sentences to probably the worst prison ever based on evidence from them.

    • @chrisbellard2884
      @chrisbellard2884 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacobd1984 so why don't they juste dumbledore's memory thingy? Just grab their memory and see if what they did is true

    • @catalinamelo9932
      @catalinamelo9932 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Dumbledore thing (The Pensieve) was introduced as a special place for Dumbledore to "think" . He wouldn't ever introduce it to the Ministry.
      Besides, Snape, owner of the truth potion, wouldn't ever contribute to help Sirius or Lupin, for that matter.

  • @MB-gb5pv
    @MB-gb5pv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I have visualised many times how they could prove Sirius's innocence but the thing about pulling memories and watching them never popped up until Ryan mentioned it.
    Ryan you brilliant goose, you goose that's brilliant.

    • @MB-gb5pv
      @MB-gb5pv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Wendy C Fries Oh people appreciating my comment is tight!

    • @kashifilyas1340
      @kashifilyas1340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Memories can be messed with according to canon.

    • @MB-gb5pv
      @MB-gb5pv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kashifilyas1340 Yeah but it becomes obvious when they are tampered with, and we had a lot of witnesses in this case, Lupin,Ron,Harry,Hermione would back up Sirius's claim solidly.

    • @saraanic9436
      @saraanic9436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a good point, but we also know that wizards have no common sense, their judicial process is a laughing stock and the Ministry of magic is corrupt. Sirius was sentenced to life in Azkaban without a trial. And remember Barty Crouch Jr.? The minister of magic wouldn't even hear his testimony at the end of GoF and they had the veritaserum. He immediately sent a dementor to suck the guy's soul out.

    • @MB-gb5pv
      @MB-gb5pv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@saraanic9436 But dumbledore was revered around the wizarding world at that point, had he intervened after sirius escaped from Hogwarts and used all the aforementioned memories i am sure it would have made a pretty convincing case.

  • @markmayhew7893
    @markmayhew7893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Here's the thing about that... shut up about it." I fell out of my chair! Also, the extra delay before his last "wow".

  • @giddyk9096
    @giddyk9096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Watching Pitch Meeting quickly catch up to Screen Rant in subs like it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience gives me so much joy

    • @alanblanks
      @alanblanks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah yeah yeah.

    • @junebug3254
      @junebug3254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I unsubbed Screen Rant so damn fast.

    • @gumballwatterson3234
      @gumballwatterson3234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @tea bag I don't expect to see it in the future too

    • @avimo2565
      @avimo2565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I know. It will increase his overall amount of subscribers cause I am subscribed to this but I was never subscribed to screen rant cause I wasn’t interested in all the non-Ryan George stuff.

    • @alabamaman1372
      @alabamaman1372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow wow wow wow. Wow!

  • @erickalsi
    @erickalsi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1162

    "Woopsie ya silly goose, ya goose thats silly"
    Just gets better and better

    • @CovvaLomusan
      @CovvaLomusan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This was fantastic

    • @plagmatics
      @plagmatics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Had to pause the video to laugh and comment on this. It's brilliant

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@plagmatics I had to roll back few secs and listen again to make sure I just heard him right xd

    • @GG_ADHD
      @GG_ADHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His face when he says it. Lmao

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Best line of the video, definitely. Perfect delivery. Followed by, "Here's the thing about that, SHUT UP about that."

  • @willparkerson7629
    @willparkerson7629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Sounds like it’s pretty Sirius”
    “He’s decent looking”
    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I see what you did there

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:17, I don’t think that Wormtail had any grand plan beyond assuring his own survival

    • @Arkayjiya
      @Arkayjiya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His plan was 1) survival and 2) being kept informed which is easier when part of a family of wizard including one who works at the ministry. Plus it had to be someone who would take care of a rat and someone who couldn't know him (the Death eaters probably didn't know Wormtail's rat form at this point but better safe than sorry. Plus I don't see any of them keeping a rat and treating it well). So yeah the Weasley feel like a natural choice.

    • @ericbeilmann3649
      @ericbeilmann3649 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Arkayjiya My personal head canon is that he went from wizarding home to wizarding home until he found the first people that wanted him as a pet instead of trying to kill him because he is a rat.

  • @Ali23111
    @Ali23111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:24 I was so scared he wouldn't say the last "wow"

  • @glazdarklee1683
    @glazdarklee1683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I just wanted to point out that the timing of the last "wow" reflects a deep understanding of musical cadence.

  • @amrithgnanam8305
    @amrithgnanam8305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Fred and George never wondered why on the Marauder's Map, there was a guy named Peter in bed with their brother every night?"
    "None of their business."
    That cracked me up more than anything!

  • @williamapple7705
    @williamapple7705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The little chuckle accompanying "What?" when they talked about the geography changing, because it is so absurd, killed me.

  • @ryanpetersen3789
    @ryanpetersen3789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “Sounds like he’s pretty serious!”
    “He’s decent looking, sure”
    😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @BenjaminNaman
    @BenjaminNaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    OK at 2:24 he started the "wowwowwow..." and I thought my phone was lagging, but then when he said that final "wow" I smiled bigger than normal. 😅

  • @prasunpratik06
    @prasunpratik06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    His vehement "No! No! No! No! No" on the suggested future use of Time Turners got me burst out laughing 😂😂😂

  • @conforzo
    @conforzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:39 "While Lupin kinda forgot about the Full Moon and his Werewolf curse they certainly haven't forgot about him"

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is amazing that this one particular scene was shot so well and delivered so perfectly in terms of suspense that you actually suspend your disbelief long enough to not consider how a lifelong werewolf would ever not take his werewolf meds on the exact night of a full moon. To his credit, it's not like there's some sort of regular cycle which can track lunar movements hahaha, still an immaculate scene tho

  • @jasona3418
    @jasona3418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    ‘Fred and George never wondered why on the marauder’s map there was a guy named Peter in bed with their brother every night?’
    *Throws hands up*
    ‘None of their business!
    I lost it at that 😂

  • @nekrothis
    @nekrothis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Dude, props for always putting effort into these. A weekly release date can be a nightmare to meet on a creative level, and the fact that I feel you are never resting on your laurels or just taking an episode leaning on catchphrases is rad. You always put in the work. It's why your content is worth watching- keep being tight my man.

    • @hstrhss
      @hstrhss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Grrross, sir!

    • @leeries3150
      @leeries3150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well said!

    • @tonys617
      @tonys617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His catchphrases aren't just rad, their tight!

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree. I could be wrong, but I think that he improved between this video and the previous. As far as quality goes, I think that this was the best.

    • @preacher.ofthe.endtimes
      @preacher.ofthe.endtimes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      telling a dude to be tight is TIGHT

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:25 that last delayed "wow" made me laugh pretty hard.
    The comedic timing here is just perfect.

  • @NIGHTSTALKER973
    @NIGHTSTALKER973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is actually my favorite movie of the series for a few reasons:
    1. It is arguably the movie that gave Harry Potter it's distinct style notice how in the first two movies all the wands look the same and the color palette was generally a lot lighter and in the newer movies you get to see more of places like the leakey cauldron and honeydukes sweet shop and you start seeing more magical artefacts like the pocket sneak-o-scope, the maurarders map or the monstrous book of monsters.
    2. It's a more character driven story as opposed to "the evil wizard is going to get the very powerful thing that will make him near unstoppable".
    And 3. IT DOESN'T HAVE VOLDEMORT IN IT it seems weird to say that but when you've seen the whole series all about Voldemort it's nice to go back and see the ONE movie without him in it or the plot being manipulated by him.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely! It actually reminds me of Schafrillas' video about what makes Shrek 2 such a good sequel, mainly being that it's continuous world building (which falls off a lot after Order of the Phoenix). I also agree that it's counterintuitively great to have a film focusing on an alternate threat than Voldy, it was really exciting getting to know the whole story behind Sirius and really played up not just the world building but also the lore that goes into Harry's whole family lineage and backstory as well. Just all around a well-crafted, totally immersive and engaging piece of the franchise.

  • @bttrl8thnspncr
    @bttrl8thnspncr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The dramatic pause before the last "wow," comedic genius

    • @pain21229
      @pain21229 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow wow wow..........wow

  • @saadrashid2754
    @saadrashid2754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "You silly goose ! You goose"
    Words to live by and think we will be hearing them more often.

    • @maxweber06
      @maxweber06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "That's silly."

    • @alanblanks
      @alanblanks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gooses are tight.

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alanblanks So "goose" is the new animal we're calling them? From furry to feathery, I can dig it

    • @alanblanks
      @alanblanks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Grasslander I feel like if it's more than one we should change the word that we call them.

  • @tombocai
    @tombocai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    it makes me very happy that you addressed the fact that they changed the school so much in this movie

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I must have seen this one at the perfect age because they changed the entire set AND Dumbledore from the previous film and my short attention spanned pretween ass didn't blink, bwahaha

  • @william7182
    @william7182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Ohhh here’s a thing about that, shut up about that.”
    I can see myself using this line somewhere sometime to someone soon.

  • @manchild7923
    @manchild7923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2:07 THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED!😂😂

    • @UnlockYaChakras
      @UnlockYaChakras 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need an elaboration lol

    • @alexwinter8423
      @alexwinter8423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@UnlockYaChakras It cut to a really short shot of Harry licking his lips and making a funny noise, I almost missed it too

    • @niki4073
      @niki4073 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost it lol

  • @At_Amsterdam
    @At_Amsterdam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    “Ooh well here’s the thing about that, shut up about that.” 10/10 🤣

    • @neckenwiler
      @neckenwiler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gonna use this on my boss when he asks why my next assignment is late

    • @marekdyer4404
      @marekdyer4404 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neckenwiler how did your boss respond?

    • @marekdyer4404
      @marekdyer4404 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neckenwiler Did he get all the way off your back about that?

  • @DouglasCarter69
    @DouglasCarter69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for moving these to their own channel instead of being the only Diamond in the manure field that was screen rant

  • @sebbyterasu78
    @sebbyterasu78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact of professor Lupin that further cements his werewolf curse: his name is Remus Lupin. The name Remus is reference to one of the founders of Rome whom in Legend, along side his brother Romulus were breast fed by a giant wolf called Lupa Il Lupo.

  • @justinstoll4955
    @justinstoll4955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Note to self: Don't sip a drink at any point while watching Pitch Meeting. You'll will lose that tasty drink and sniff liquid because you burst out laughing.

  • @dynomar11
    @dynomar11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Finally I know when they're put on TH-cam. Screen rant puts out way too much content to sub to for just this. I would literally search for pitch meetings weekly.

    • @GodaBoham
      @GodaBoham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same

    • @RhettGillespie
      @RhettGillespie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same literally only thing I whatched

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You could have just added the pitch meeting playlist to your likes, it gets updated

    • @RhettGillespie
      @RhettGillespie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tigerbread78 wish did that didn’t know possible sad now 😭

    • @GodaBoham
      @GodaBoham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tigerbread78 It got buried in my other saved playlists and I forgot it was there until the day after a new one came out

  • @MrsHusasLessons
    @MrsHusasLessons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can’t believe I never thought of Pettigrew showing up with Ron on the map! Nice!

  • @turnermiller1562
    @turnermiller1562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The way he says “what” after “completely changed geographically” killed me

  • @lingkailang125
    @lingkailang125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Can't wait to see what Ryan does with the "he said calmly" part of the next movie

    • @almightycinder
      @almightycinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      "And then Dumbledore is like, "HARRY, DID YOU DID PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!!"
      "Wait, but in the book, it says Dumbledore asked him calmly."
      "Book?"
      "Yeah, the book series these movies are based on."
      "Gotta tell ya, I don't read books, so I've just been writing these based off the Wikipedia pages, and they didn't specify whether he was mad or not."
      "Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine. I doubt many people will notice that he said the line a little more aggressively in the movie."

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dort push him, otherwise he will be "calm" to you

    • @raptorkvn
      @raptorkvn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@almightycinder I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that

    • @Ronfost89
      @Ronfost89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      just skips it entirely for max effect

    • @tdh95
      @tdh95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@almightycinder “books are for nerds” - producer guy, probably

  • @ButrzV2
    @ButrzV2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I think its pretty clear at this point wizards have _zero_ consumer protection laws"
    Gold.

  • @Arban19
    @Arban19 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Fred and George never wondered why on the Marauders Map there was a guy named Peter on the bed with their brother every night?”
    Killed me, man. This guy is simply awesome, I’ve been binging Pitch Meetings, and never ceases to entertain. Insane stuff.

  • @5my9other93half
    @5my9other93half 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:05
    Did anyone else hear the little *slurp* noise when Harry licks his lips? Hilarious!

  • @heathercalun4919
    @heathercalun4919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Points for taking a moment to point out how the thing Parvati turned the Boggart into was 1000x worse than the king cobra it was initially.

    • @bestfoodchannelever
      @bestfoodchannelever ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol clowns are funny in India. She'd Probably beat em up 😆😆😆

  • @mangot589
    @mangot589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    “You silly goose, you goose that’s..silly”🤣🤣 Ah Ryan. My first laugh in a horrible day. Thanks!❤️☘️

  • @heresyhunter4100
    @heresyhunter4100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So excited for the next one, because
    "Did you put your name into the goblet of fire, Harry?", Dumbledore asked calmly

  • @ModernWizardx1
    @ModernWizardx1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought my WiFi was lagging before the 4th "wow!" But burst out laughing when it finally came 😂😂

  • @FionnMoriarty
    @FionnMoriarty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Turning on notifications for this channel and this channel only was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @disappointmentprobably7871
    @disappointmentprobably7871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Please, for the love of God, do not turn this pitch meeting into shorts. You have made a wise decision giving Ryan his own channel. Let's keep it that way.

    • @btr003
      @btr003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ryan already had his own channel. just look up Ryan George.

    • @bannado5696
      @bannado5696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@btr003 I think they mean giving him his own channel for pitch meetings

    • @badbiker666
      @badbiker666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This one was less than seven minutes long because that's all the detail needed to make a pitch meeting. But, aside from that, I heartily agree. Pitch meetings need to be as long as necessary for Ryan to totally tear them a new one.

    • @tripqinghazard
      @tripqinghazard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what if it is Ryan's decision to make shorts? I have no clue, but food for thought

    • @badbiker666
      @badbiker666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tripqinghazard It's his channel, he can do what he wants. That's the whole point of TH-cam. You create the content YOU want without regard for a corporate overseer. So if Ryan wants to make shorter pitch meetings, then more power to him, I say.

  • @jackfireee
    @jackfireee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pitch Meeting episodes just get better and better! Ryan's energy, new jokes, questioning the movies logic and finding scenes from the movie to make it funny is amazing. Him showing a close up on Harry licking his lips and adding sound to it had me laughing so hard. Hahahahahahaha. I can't wait for the next pitch meeting episode.

  • @Kinghenhog39
    @Kinghenhog39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these so much every pitch meeting cures my seasonal depression like it's super easy barely an inconvenience! I hope u get more than a million subscribers to the new channel. Ryan is the best on TH-cam!

  • @ElementalLeaf
    @ElementalLeaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I completely forgot about the magic bus but now that I've remembered it, I'm sad there wasnt more of it.

    • @blackmoreinc
      @blackmoreinc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, it would have been real useful in later movies...like time travel. If it wasn't completely forgotten about

    • @PerritoGG
      @PerritoGG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@blackmoreinc The bus is used again in the fifth book and mentioned a couple of other times. Dunno if it appears again in the movies. I didn't watch past half of the fourth one because they were a pile of horseshit.

    • @AkinlabiStClair
      @AkinlabiStClair 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PerritoGG for real?

    • @PerritoGG
      @PerritoGG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AkinlabiStClair For real what? O.o

    • @AkinlabiStClair
      @AkinlabiStClair 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PerritoGG so did watch the other movies?

  • @gaming_sith8397
    @gaming_sith8397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Love seeing how fast your subscriber count is growing: truly shows how you carried screenrant , well done Ryan!

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the better measure is how fast their subs are going down lol, although I never subbed because I couldn't handle all the junk swarming my subscription box.

    • @tedferkin
      @tedferkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Kelarys Yup I only subbed to screenrant for the the Pitch Meetings, the rest of the content is nowhere near this level. As soon as it got its own channel I dumped the sub, for SR, faster than a baby in bathtub.

    • @Iburn247
      @Iburn247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kelarys exactly they're gonna be hurting in another year of so

    • @yuuta6563
      @yuuta6563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol this channel literaly belongs to screen rant. they are not losing anything

    • @MarsupialGamer
      @MarsupialGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Almost as if making a successful TH-cam channel was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @Tera_GX
    @Tera_GX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been wondering why it had been a while since the algorithm brought me to a Pitch Meeting! Thankfully the algorithm has made the connection for me now! I'm happy to see this as its own channel. Subscribed!

  • @auroninja
    @auroninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looking forward to new Pitch Meetings gets me through the week! Thanks for these. Please don't ever stop. These are gold.

  • @ReadyPlayerPiano
    @ReadyPlayerPiano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Lotta great lines in this one. Also, I can't thank you enough for finally putting these in their own channel. Keep killing it, Ryan.

    • @badbilly7499
      @badbilly7499 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I highly doubt it was ryans idea to make pitchmeetings into its own channel. As cool as it is, im pretty sure its just screen rants way of getting another channel running to bring in money. Not really ryans fault but its kind of blatantly obvious. Whats worse is they haven't even moved any videos over or at least created a playlist of the pitchmeetings. Its pure cash grab. Ryan is cool though.

    • @ReadyPlayerPiano
      @ReadyPlayerPiano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@badbilly7499 I tend to hate almost everything else the Screen Rant channel does, so I appreciate this. Immediately subscribed here and unsubbed SR, so not sure how well that cunning plan has worked out in this fan's case.

    • @badbilly7499
      @badbilly7499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ReadyPlayerPiano i also dislike screen rant so i have no issue with the channel being made, just kinda slimey of screen rant to use ryan like this and not even move the videos over. But yes subs for this and ryan george channel

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "Who would even publish that?"
    My thoughts exactly. It's like asking your students to take home a rabid animal.

    • @maxpower7113
      @maxpower7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hagrid

    • @hohrhamikaiolaf464
      @hohrhamikaiolaf464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      On a side note the bookseller also had such questions.
      Sadly that guy did not make it in the movies.

    • @dennythejet4284
      @dennythejet4284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That guy also had a hilarious line about the “invisible guide to invisibility” which was super expensive but they could never find. Hahaha

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's just played for a laugh, to be honest. If you wanna enjoy HP, your suspension of disbelief has got to be very very high.

    • @AdmiralAwsm
      @AdmiralAwsm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My thought on it is that the wizarding world is extremely lax with publishing laws, but that most teachers have the good sense to pick safe published materials. Hagrid, however, loves critters of all shapes and sizes, and wouldn't think anything of a critter-book.

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't count how many times I was reading Deathly Hallows and thinking "That Time Turner would come in handy here."

    • @mattday7337
      @mattday7337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time turner is pretty much the only well written plot device in the series, given the way it works doesn't change the past
      The "first time" the characters go through something, the effect of the "second time" through are already in effect, thus if something bad happens in the past, you can't just hop back and change it

    • @Langkowski
      @Langkowski ปีที่แล้ว

      The same with True Blood. The vampires can glam humans and make them do whatever they want, and shape their mind like clay. And yet this is never a topic in the show (or the books, as far as I know).

  • @Galiant2010
    @Galiant2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I think there was one more use of the time turner... at the beginning of Order of the Phoenix when Harry was going to be on trial and Dumbledore says "By a happy mistake I arrived at the Ministry 3 hours early." 3 hours, just like what Harry and Hermione did in this movie, and it makes sense that he would've gotten there at the original time, found out the trial was over, and used the time turner to make it on time.

    • @Amcsae
      @Amcsae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never considered that... I assumed one of the monistry workers loyal to Dumbledore just told him it got changed when the ministry officials probably 'lost' his notice, or delayed it.

    • @ankurdesai8370
      @ankurdesai8370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually its been well established that going back doesn't change anything. so I don't think so
      but then again, this doesn't really dispute this point, maybe dumbledore saves harry in the trial goes home then dumbledore arrives and cause he is late goes back in time. similar to how in this movie harry and hermione going back didn't change stuff but they were rather always the cause of the events

  • @renab.7390
    @renab.7390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Pointing out plot holes in Harry Potter is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @isaacphillips9844
    @isaacphillips9844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I’ve been waiting for the “wow wow wow”s to evolve into an obnoxiously long pause for a while now - no joke. Great payoff for that and great pitch meeting as usual!

    • @MaxHuisman
      @MaxHuisman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So satisfying to see him finally do it!

    • @thechieffect
      @thechieffect 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was extremely tickled 🤣

    • @musicrinda
      @musicrinda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow!

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We've seen some pauses, but this one was special

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Making obnoxiously long pauses is tight!

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "Dumbledore frickin' hates when kids are safe."
    "Actually, if one of the kids get hurt, he can just turn back time with this device called the Time Turner."
    "Wow wow wow. Wow."
    "Speaking of which, he gave the Time Turner to Hermione so she can take more classes."
    "Dumbledore has a way to literally reverse death if a student dies at Hogwarts, and he gives it to a student so they can study more?"
    "Yes, that's right."
    "Whoops!"
    "Whoopsie!"

    • @MattEldritchHorror
      @MattEldritchHorror 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Although, having the series where Dumbledore reverses every kid death makes it even more horrifying; Dude would rather mess with the space-time continum instead of, you know, not having the most dangerous school in the wizarding world.

    • @alexanderzack3720
      @alexanderzack3720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MattEldritchHorror how would dumbledore be able to reverse any deaths.... time travel with the time-turner is a closed loop, everything that happens happens the same way again. as seen in movie and in book. it doesn´t change history it repeats it

    • @Chris-ks4sw
      @Chris-ks4sw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MattEldritchHorror pretty sure most wizarding schools are a lot more dangerous than regular schools. Hogwarts is just unfortunate to have Harry Potter there.

    • @chickenpermission9936
      @chickenpermission9936 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol what about moaning Myrtle

    • @mrfhd6227
      @mrfhd6227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha, Hermione disagrees

  • @wanderingsinner1920
    @wanderingsinner1920 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You finally got your own channel!!!! yay i love all your pitch meetings and i'm looking forward for the next one.

  • @LifesGuardian
    @LifesGuardian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I hereby demand all refrences to young Dumbledore be referred to as Youngledore. That will be all.
    Great vid. Personally, my favorite in the series, both PM and in the actual movies.

    • @slash_l
      @slash_l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Youngledore is tight!

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The next Fantastic Beasts movie is almost certainly going to be awful. But I care about the morally ambiguous Dumbledore theories, so I'm going to watch it anyway. I didn't say I would pay for it, mind you. Just that I'll _watch_ it.

    • @LifesGuardian
      @LifesGuardian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@heathercalun4919 Arrr, we be sailing on the same ship matey. At least, that's what my pet parrot said. Not sure why he'd say that.... oh, well, probably nothing.

    • @TrashPanda90914
      @TrashPanda90914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean Yumbledore right 😏

    • @LifesGuardian
      @LifesGuardian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TrashPanda90914 How dare you make me read this with my own eyes!
      Lol

  • @janzalar6024
    @janzalar6024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like the condescending “but she’s book smart” gesture, nice touch

  • @Drewcumber
    @Drewcumber ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for putting these on a separate channel. Now I can subscribe without the large volume of other videos that I don't personally fancy watching - Good job team!

  • @mangonauts6464
    @mangonauts6464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That "you silly goose, you goose that's silly" part made me ship them.

  • @nicole-ls4jb
    @nicole-ls4jb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The producer was great in this, with the "goose that is silly" and that great pause ahead of that last "wow" 🤣

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I almost thought that last “wow” wasn’t coming for a moment 😂

    • @ryanderoche3330
      @ryanderoche3330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed so hard for that's super long pause

    • @FizzySplash217
      @FizzySplash217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That last wow made me laugh so much more than it should have. All he did was pause!

  • @MorganMalfoy13
    @MorganMalfoy13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "And then Sirius asks Harry to come live with him!"
    "Oh that's great. Get him away from his abusive relatives everyone seems cool sending him back to."
    "It would be, but that's not going to happen."
    "It's not?"
    "Nope, instead he's going to almost get his soul sucked out, go on the run, and eventually get killed by a curtain."
    "Oh, that's some aggressive drapery."
    "Very aggressive!"
    "It's too bad for Harry though."
    "Yeah. Oh well."

    • @TheLibran1
      @TheLibran1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This had me rolling! Some very talented people in his comments section for years but unfortunately he can't rip lines from here it adds complication.

  • @AliAhmad-zs4tw
    @AliAhmad-zs4tw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "And Fred and George never wondered why there was a guy named Peter was in bed with their brother every night?"
    This has to be the best line Ryan ever spoke

  • @creepykoala7255
    @creepykoala7255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:13 That NOPE certainly convinced me!

  • @eddwallis6590
    @eddwallis6590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    “Fred and George never wondered why Peter Pettigrew was in bed with their brother?”
    Thats it. Ryans biggest plot hole reveal ever.

    • @Atzanteol1
      @Atzanteol1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      If Harry Potter didn't have plot holes it wouldn't have a plot..

    • @TheFilmmakersTimeChamber
      @TheFilmmakersTimeChamber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It was a viral meme prior. It was already revealed

    • @SidPil
      @SidPil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Almost every fan has already heard that

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      plot holes are tight!

    • @JuanMPalacio
      @JuanMPalacio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      My theory: Fred and George thought, “Ron’s found himself a boyfriend but hasn’t come out of the closet yet” and then decided to leave it alone.

  • @cedricrickdelsol9767
    @cedricrickdelsol9767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:35 Finally someone said it! I'd take a bunch of snakes over a giant clown any day of the week

  • @TTTrouble
    @TTTrouble 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap, I seriously always wished I could unsubscribe from screenrants clickbaity videos but stayed on just for your videos. So happy to see your pitch meeting videos break out into their own thing. Keep up the great work dude!

  • @BroncoBleymaier
    @BroncoBleymaier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glad to see you branching out on your own! Wishing you all the best success!

  • @thedestroyasystem
    @thedestroyasystem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I’m so glad you’ve finally got your own channel! Now I can subscribe rather than having to scroll through the Screen Rant feed weekly to see if you released new content lmao

    • @gcarsk
      @gcarsk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I never subscribed to Screen Rant, but the YT algorithm was good enough to always recommend the Pitch Meeting vids right when they are released, which was nice.

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You know Ryan George also has his own Ryan George channel called Ryan George. Pitch Meeting, created by Ryan George as a work for hire by Screen Rant and owned by Screen Rant now hosted on the Screen Rant owned channel Pitch Meeting hosted by Ryan George is not on Ryan George, the channel hosted by Ryan George which is also created bt Ryan George and ownef by Ryan George. But many similar Ryan George style videos are on Ryan George, performed, written, and owned by Ryan George.

    • @RhettGillespie
      @RhettGillespie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Sneaky_Turtle2
      @Sneaky_Turtle2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sam_on_TH-cam saying Ryan George a ton is tight!

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sneaky_Turtle2 Subscribe. It's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

  • @PlantedWhale07
    @PlantedWhale07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    Lets hope Ryan's back is okay after carrying screen rant for 4 years

    • @maidpretty
      @maidpretty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Not that Screen Rant is off his back...

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Still is. Screen Rant owns this channel. He also has his own channel that I highly recommend.

    • @Lance.Gardenhire
      @Lance.Gardenhire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Must be why he doesn't have the other guy get off his back for anything anymore. He's just used to people being on it.

    • @HappyCynic
      @HappyCynic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @tea bag Nice try with the Rick Roll.

    • @EweCantSeeMe
      @EweCantSeeMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He needed them to go ahead and get waaaaaaaay off his back....

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:48, I think the Dementors are meant to be that “extra security”.

  • @ziplockcreations2313
    @ziplockcreations2313 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not sure what convinced you to make a Pitch Meeting channel, but I sincerely speak for myself when I say, thank you.
    No more Screen Rant nonsense clustering my TH-cam feed.
    I'm sure I'm not the only one that feels the same way, but I can only speak for myself. ^_^

  • @nugzin5742
    @nugzin5742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You had me holding my breath for that last wow

  • @Skyverb
    @Skyverb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:07 has me wheezing

  • @yeremiahangi
    @yeremiahangi ปีที่แล้ว

    Great stuff. I finished all your videos in one day, actually a few hours. Waiting for you to do more. You are hilarious.

  • @max-de-boer
    @max-de-boer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am very happy you decided to do all the Harry Potter movies separately, their Pitch Meetings are amazing! Keep ‘’em coming :)

  • @Wveth
    @Wveth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Ryan, you're just a fantastic entertainer and your content is consistently clever and hilarious. Just wanted to say I appreciate the effort. It's excellent work!

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's amazing how he manages to keep so many of his trademark lines fresh after all these videos. I never get tired of "super easy, barely an inconvenience" or "X is TIGHT!" or "wowowowowowow...wow" or "get off my back!", "ok, let me get off of that thing!" I laugh EVERY time.

    • @BaulFoodmanedits
      @BaulFoodmanedits 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kawadashogo8258 he doesn’t say x is tight every time he says different things dumbass moron

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, being supportive and showing appreciation is tight!

  • @mrteacher359
    @mrteacher359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "an aggressive freeze-frame of him enjoying it"
    Ryan George 2022

  • @solokom
    @solokom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:35 "Treeholes are tight!" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe agrees. (only true German literature nerds will understand)

  • @Lillith.
    @Lillith. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hadn't noticed the Pitch Meeting channel, so thank you, I subscribed.