Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!
    With the first movie as well as the book series being massive international successes, Warner Bros was fast to get to work on adapting the second book in the Harry Potter series: The Chamber of Secrets. What adventures lay ahead for Harry Potter at his death trap of a magical high school?! People were anxious to see it play out on the big screen.
    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets definitely raises some questions though. Like why would Hogwarts hire Lockhart and why would he accept, knowing full well that he’s a fraud? Was the Whomping Willow really the best thing they could think of to put on school grounds? Why does the car have a mind of its own? Why did Hagrid send children off to speak to man-eating spiders in the most dangerous forest there is? How did Nearly Headless Nick get unpetrified? Is Fawkes the secret star of this movie?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @belatkuro
    @belatkuro ปีที่แล้ว +5689

    Watching the same Chamber of Secrets Pitch Meeting with a different thumbnail is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @21Pantaloons
      @21Pantaloons ปีที่แล้ว +52

      its word for word xD

    • @birchflash7457
      @birchflash7457 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sick!

    • @FabrizzioGuevara
      @FabrizzioGuevara ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh really?!

    • @PaPaCrazy87
      @PaPaCrazy87 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      I'm gonna need you to get allllll the way off my back about it being the same video. It's a new thumb nail sir, it's a brand new video

    • @Akabari100
      @Akabari100 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@FabrizzioGuevara Wow wow wow wow wow.... wow.

  • @MrFuckingKololo
    @MrFuckingKololo ปีที่แล้ว +3519

    Have I already seen this episode of pitch meeting? Yes. Did I watch it all the way through again? Hell yes.

    • @orlandokelly5305
      @orlandokelly5305 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Watching over a Pitch Meeting episode, even though you have already seen it before is Tight!!

    • @NoahBall08
      @NoahBall08 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Why? Because it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @haslo_
      @haslo_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm doing something else now: I'm watching the Harry Potter Pitch Meeting Compilation instead!

    • @spongebobsquarepants2981
      @spongebobsquarepants2981 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @bormz7191
      @bormz7191 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He’s moving some of the old pitch meetings from screen rant to his channel.

  • @LionOfBalance
    @LionOfBalance ปีที่แล้ว +896

    I see Ryan has taken inspiration from all the movies he’s been watching and did a shot for shot remake of his previous video.

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamesmaybrick2001
      Who says that he isn't?

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I appreciate that Ryan had diverse cast this time.

    • @nateculver7050
      @nateculver7050 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Shot for shot remakes are TIGHT!!

    • @kevinsantos8439
      @kevinsantos8439 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this was made for a modern audience, but since everyone looks kind of the same in the Ryanverse, it doesn't seem that different

    • @danieldeitrick7947
      @danieldeitrick7947 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the re-recorded versions of songs artists are doing as well lately.

  • @pegah_di
    @pegah_di ปีที่แล้ว +378

    For a wizarding school that was supposed to be one of the safest places in the world, Hogwarts sure went out of their way to make sure their students were always in lethal danger.

    • @lukedastoli9959
      @lukedastoli9959 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm.

    • @JJ-vn3xq
      @JJ-vn3xq ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not to mention the one where students are actually chained at the bottom of a lake or whatever and drowning while the crowd applauds

    • @tjsmith5276
      @tjsmith5276 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JJ-vn3xq Drowning at the bottom of a lake?? "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" Page 503.

    • @tjsmith5276
      @tjsmith5276 ปีที่แล้ว

      Considering the world inside the story has communities of people all ages who possess magic (some of whom use magic as a weapon) , Hogwarts is actually pretty safe. Students are forbidden from going into areas that are unsafe. Cedric Diggory was "abducted" by a Portkey before his death.

    • @realitymatters4745
      @realitymatters4745 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Makes you wonder what the other schools for magic conditions were

  • @manujitbhu2
    @manujitbhu2 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Producer guy's disappointment at the end of stabbing is heartbreaking

    • @Eudomac99
      @Eudomac99 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He also stabs Ginny, but not with the sword ;)

    • @randomname4726
      @randomname4726 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@Euan Macdonald uhhh not for quite a few years.

    • @Novictus
      @Novictus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@nochancewithoutpasta7637 Not for this movie

  • @Bigd2k
    @Bigd2k ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    You know, it didn’t really hit until now how absurd it is that he just cancels everyone’s exams.

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Yeah its bad enough he just unilaterally alters the winner of the house cup, thus ignoring an entire year of point gains and losses so he can hand the win to harry and his house, but exams are actually kinda important. Thankfully it doesnt include owls or newts I think. I hope. Oh god please.

    • @vtancredi1717
      @vtancredi1717 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      ​@@chrishubbard64 Great point. Imagine studying the whole year for your owls and then they're canceled. Now you can't get a job.

    • @minyaksayur
      @minyaksayur ปีที่แล้ว +127

      the entire harry potter series was mental, you sent children to a school where there are monsters and magic, and if they are lucky they may graduate, but most likely died in their first year. When you were a kid reading this it looks like fun and magical, after you have your own children, dear god what a horrible book.

    • @joshhardy5646
      @joshhardy5646 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@minyaksayur lol. I think about it in this frame all the time now. How fucked up is it that these kids go to a school where some of the most fucked up things can happen to them? Let an underage and under-qualified wizard compete in a tournament where even the best wizards in a school of children have died.

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@minyaksayur Once you actually look at the implications of the Harry Potter world, you realize that it's actually a horror story.

  • @jt2325
    @jt2325 ปีที่แล้ว +2252

    I love the fresh take of this meeting with the two new characters.

    • @norestforthebuilders5865
      @norestforthebuilders5865 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Remakes are tight

    • @Zalintis
      @Zalintis ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see what you did there!

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't just one of them different? 🤔

    • @evanhayes5891
      @evanhayes5891 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y'all are saying this pitch meeting was done before?

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@evanhayes5891 It was on the Screen Rant channel. It is the exact same.

  • @alexfalton3985
    @alexfalton3985 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    "Thank God they have those talking portraits in the hallways. They must have seen something."
    "....... No."
    "Oh, okay."

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This needs to be in more pitch meetings

    • @Nick94956
      @Nick94956 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The book/movie is basically Harry Potter and the Chamber of Plot Conveniences, so yeah. They had to come up with as many possible excuses to not use the easiest way to not solve the problems

    • @christopherverhoef9112
      @christopherverhoef9112 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Oh, that has MASSIVE moral implications!"
      "No, it doesn't."
      "Oh, alright."

    • @Manganization
      @Manganization ปีที่แล้ว +26

      In the books, they did ask the portraits and the ghosts. The ghosts can be petrified, so they mostly went into hiding. The snake moves along the walls and are rarely where the portraits would be.

    • @cainster
      @cainster ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine having them in the bathrooms or bedrooms. Those guys...have seen a lot.

  • @thelifeofpurpose7336
    @thelifeofpurpose7336 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Watching this pitching meeting again on the pitch meeting channel instead of screen rant is tight!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Screen Rant is going to get all the way off of Ryan's back.

    • @mikaelrolland5843
      @mikaelrolland5843 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @mattsully2238
      @mattsully2238 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah... just hanging out under the Screen Rant umbrella, is all 🤷‍♂️☂️

  • @BenjaminArnedo
    @BenjaminArnedo ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "A little chat sesh with Voldi..." Killed me 🫠

    • @wills2397
      @wills2397 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best line of this pitch meeting lol

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i died, too

  • @Obelion_
    @Obelion_ ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    i love the part where lucius casually tries to use a banned murder spell on harry, yet nobody seems to really care at all. you think hed maybe tell someone lucius tried to murder him

    • @mrsocko316
      @mrsocko316 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Well I mean, A: EVERYONE tries to murder him, Harry would never get anything done if he told someone every time it happened. And B: No one does anything about danger at Hogwarts anyway.

    • @iansynge7656
      @iansynge7656 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      And also at this point Harry doesn't know what 'Avada Kedavra' actually means. "Oh hey, more faux-latin. I wonder what that would have done?"

    • @mencibenci
      @mencibenci ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@mrsocko316 many bad guys have the chance to just quickly avada kedavra harry throughout the series, but no one does it because he is reserved for voldemort to kill. the fact that lucius actually tried to do it going against everything voldemort’s posse stands for is ridiculously shitty writing, especially over some house elf of which he can just buy another. HP is great and all, but this particular scene is just objectively bad, a character like lucius would never make such a moronic move.

    • @thomasblake8504
      @thomasblake8504 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@mencibenci Don't Lucious think Voldemort is dead at this point of the story ?

    • @1mikeap4
      @1mikeap4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Wasn’t it only in the movie that he started saying the killing curse?

  • @chrisperry7558
    @chrisperry7558 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not only silently walking together. Silently walking together in two separate groups, from two separate directions, and converge together at the same exact time.

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax ปีที่แล้ว +219

    “Machine ex machine” and “Chekhov’s bowels” are the smartest stupidest jokes you’ve ever done and i love it so much.

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "as the Italians would say
      -they wouldn't say that" XD
      the reaction was the best IMO.

    • @ChainWasp
      @ChainWasp ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Which is the video with the Chekhov's bowels?

    • @JasonHaines1974
      @JasonHaines1974 ปีที่แล้ว

      Machina ex machina

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ChainWasp the terrible moon one, i cant remember what its called rn.
      Edit: i think its moonfall

    • @mrpickmanb
      @mrpickmanb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At the end there it could have been a Fawkes Machina.

  • @carsonlive8458
    @carsonlive8458 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “The Dursleys are sick of having harry in the house”
    “So what do the do”
    “Make sure he can’t leave the house”
    Got me dying

  • @joshoshea3194
    @joshoshea3194 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Toilet books are tight!"
    The tight jokes never fail to crack me up 🤣

  • @roalvarez
    @roalvarez ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "A 'macchina ex machina', as the Italians would say..." -- easily the most unnoticed, underrated joke of the entire series

  • @benvoliothefirst
    @benvoliothefirst ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Why would a celebrity accept a job teaching things he doesn't know and risk being exposed?" Hey so turns out that like all of society right now

  • @kimanireid6111
    @kimanireid6111 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The back story on him attempting the death curse is because the actor said he forgot his line

  • @alexman378
    @alexman378 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    “A very stabby wizard, what else does he stab?”
    “Ginny, in a few years from now”.

    • @MrMajestix13
      @MrMajestix13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh.

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "stabbing Ginny is TIGHT!!!"

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aaronseidl5941 most definitely

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aaronseidl5941 “It sure is sir, just not for another 7 years”

    • @scottwilcox1964
      @scottwilcox1964 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the first thing that popped in my head when he asked that.

  • @christianellegaard7120
    @christianellegaard7120 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    You should do some pitch meetings for some of the real old classics.
    Like Casablanca, The Wizard of Oz, From here to Eternity, or Ben Hur. Or any of the many great movies made before 1970.

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would be awesome.

    • @Bleachedhambone
      @Bleachedhambone ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes....and for the love of God the National Treasure movies!

    • @edopronk1303
      @edopronk1303 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! The Flash Gordon movies from 1980.

    • @migueltrujillo8929
      @migueltrujillo8929 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ryan needs to do a pitch meeting for Plan 9 from Outer Space.

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HA! Suggested the same thing. Making them in "old-timey" style would be TIGHT!

  • @AndrewCheshire
    @AndrewCheshire ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "No, that's it with the stabbing."
    "Aww."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Structuredrelaxation
    @Structuredrelaxation ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "...and back to the poop-tubes!" 😂 gets me every time!

  • @randomhandle
    @randomhandle ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "A little chat session with Voldy. Sure."
    I laughed way too much at that little throw-away. 🤣

  • @mmiselodlephu3669
    @mmiselodlephu3669 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My phone : New pitch meeting notification.
    Me: New pitch meetings are tight

  • @TreyKhan
    @TreyKhan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was a weird coincidence. I am 39 and never watched the movies or read the books. My wife and I decided to read through them and today we watched The Chamber of Secrets. Over 20 years after release I watched it for the first time, opened TH-cam minutes after finishing the movie and this was my second recommended video.

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:04 “Ohh this guy doesn’t give a crap about their education.” 😆 don’t worry he’s the head master he knows what he’s doing, give the main protagonist house points who cares about their education 😂

    • @shawncleary3450
      @shawncleary3450 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Of course he knows what he’s doing. He’s trying to keep the school from about a million lawsuits by bribing the children into not telling the parents about their severe neglect and mismanagement.

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:57, to scare the children into staying away from it so that Lupin wouldn’t kill them.

  • @archangel1of7
    @archangel1of7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I've watched it literally 20 times but I'll happily watch it again. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee ปีที่แล้ว +4

    watching old pitch meeting that has been already uploaded with different thumbnails is *TIGHT*

  • @robesch88
    @robesch88 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:54 "A macchina ex machina, as the Italians would say"
    As an Italian I found that hilarious 😂 and yes, we use the sentence "macchina ex machina" all the time

  • @Kinkyminky
    @Kinkyminky ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That makes for a super complicating laundry day" hahahaha

  • @queenfree85
    @queenfree85 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "a little chat sesh with Voldy" may be my new favorite phrase 😂😂😂

  • @Lupinemancer87
    @Lupinemancer87 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "A very stabby wizard!"
    I died laughing.

  • @TheColonelKlink
    @TheColonelKlink ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "It just spooks them then back to the poop tubes." I love great writing 👍

  • @SidPil
    @SidPil ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "So you have a new pitch meeting for me?"
    "No sir I don't"
    "Fanta- wait what"
    "Yeah I was thinking we could just re-upload an older video"
    "Okay but why- uhh why would we do that?"
    "Because"
    "Fair enough"

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because it's a completely different channel

  • @Noemo2000
    @Noemo2000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I saw an interview with the actor playing Lucius and it turns out he just needed a spell sounding phrase before going on and asked someone nearby and they suggested the Avada Kadavra. He had no idea what it was

  • @benkellman4577
    @benkellman4577 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The actor who played Lucious Malfoy said he didn't know what any of the curses meant yet and he just said one he'd heard at the end. Does kind of add some drama the situation though

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So, no script existed of what he was *supposed* to say?

    • @WolfRamAndHart
      @WolfRamAndHart ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Really! Hmm, scriptwriter guy seemed to think it was intentional. It's not in the book, but I was taken aback he clearly used the "death curse" for Harry tricking him into freeing Dobby! That is so hardcore.

    • @benkellman4577
      @benkellman4577 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@InfernosReaper If I remember the interview correctly, it just said something like 'Lucius yells a curse'

    • @benkellman4577
      @benkellman4577 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@InfernosReaper At 3:35 here - th-cam.com/video/Gn0PVENZnpw/w-d-xo.html

    • @JOCoStudio1
      @JOCoStudio1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@benkellman4577 That is utterly cracked. How did no one care enough to make it make a lick of sense. Spells are a core part of the series!

  • @jennv2948
    @jennv2948 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Apparently we’re being summoned to watch this again. Well okay then, if you insist! 😄

  • @iBeamer
    @iBeamer ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "That has massive moral implications"
    "No it doesn't"
    "Ok"
    😂🤣😂🤣

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb ปีที่แล้ว

      what is the moral implications

    • @Marvolo14
      @Marvolo14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Children being able to casually create living beings and then erase them or kill them at a whim would raise some serious moral and ethical questions.
      In the real world it's the same sort of questions we have about AI and whether they would be property, slaves, or have rights as sapient beings. Another real world equivalent would be cloning. These are things children should not be doing. Adults are barely able to deal with the ethics of these things, and children aren't even remotely mature enough to consider the consequences of creating life and what responsibility they have for that life. Draco casually creates a snake as a weapon with no consideration for its wellbeing, and then Snape casually burns it to ash. It's one of those serious things that Rowling hand waved away. Like the children and other wizards having access to love potions, date rape potions, and being able to brew polyjuice potion to take on the physical form of other children and adults. It's just disturbing.

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Marvolo14 meh

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Oh a very stabby wizard." 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @spiral-vp7sp
    @spiral-vp7sp ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Little chat sesh with Voldy😂 Ryan is a legend

  • @SidPil
    @SidPil ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "So you have a new pitch meeting for me?"
    'No sir I don't'
    "Fanta- wait what"
    'Yeah I was thinking we could just re-upload an older video'
    "Okay but why- uhh why would we do that?"
    'Because'
    "Fair enough"

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that the actor for Lucius Malfoy ad-libbed using the death curse.
    It seems perfectly in character honestly.

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:53, Dobby explains it as being that when Voldemort was at large, house elves were treated terribly but after Voldemort’s fall that ceased to be the case for all of them except Dobby and Dobby credits Harry for it (because everyone else does) and therefore goes to the point of warning Harry of the danger even though Dobby struggles to do even that because it’s against his masters wishes.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is very weak, to put it mildly, especially since we see other house elves getting treated kinda poorly, like Creature...

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@InfernosReaper Kreacher was an outlier and a major reason for that was that he was owned by Voldemort supporters same as Dobby was.

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:02, if one of them had seen the Basilisk, it would have also been petrified

  • @imakethesites3048
    @imakethesites3048 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was working in a movie theater when this was released, so i saw/listened to it a sickening number of times, but it motivated me to start reading the series

  • @doctorzogg5161
    @doctorzogg5161 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’d like to see Ryan do more acting. His facial expressions are on point

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine him doing a Deadpool type of thing & repeatedly breaking the fourth wall to comment on how little sense something makes.

    • @doctorzogg5161
      @doctorzogg5161 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I am me • 25y ago I’ve watched literally every video on it lol I mean like another season of Campus Law or like Will said.

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Me: “Will I watch this again, _again?”_
    Also me: laughs like it’s the first time I’ve seen it.

  • @athim2575
    @athim2575 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm always baffled that they have to wait ages for the mandrakes to mature to help the Basilisk victims be un-petrified. Like, they couldn't buy that shit at the store or something?

  • @DumblyDorr
    @DumblyDorr ปีที่แล้ว +46

    When Ryan said "manipulated by the diary of Voldemort", it sounded a lot like "manipulated by the Diarrhea Voldemort"... (fits with the "toilet book" plot-device, doesn't it?) and I kinda can't stop giggling at the thought of a version of Voldemort plagued not only by fear of death, but also by constant, explosive diarrhea.

    • @j.vonhogen9650
      @j.vonhogen9650 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It wouldn't bother him though, because he would not smell anything.

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks, that made me laugh almost as much as the video!

    • @RonnocFroop
      @RonnocFroop ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "My Voldemort has no nose"
      "Then how does he smell?"
      "Awful!"

    • @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That means he would be casting smells all the time.

    • @Lewkis01
      @Lewkis01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Chamber Pot of Secrets

  • @muhmuh9274
    @muhmuh9274 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Recycling old pitch meetings is tight!

  • @David-xp9vi
    @David-xp9vi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know... this episode just made me realize that harry potter is random enough to be have been basically a vivid dream...

  • @hannah_kincaid
    @hannah_kincaid ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Uploading Pitch Meetings that were already uploaded is tight!

  • @tinofaygo
    @tinofaygo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "A very stabby wizard." Has to be my favorite line ever.

  • @bberger7858
    @bberger7858 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been thinking about the laundry thing for wayyyyy to long im so glad you said it

  • @JamesLikesCoffee
    @JamesLikesCoffee ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Getting two 'super easy, barely and inconvenience's in one episode is Tight!!

  • @Watcher40000
    @Watcher40000 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who recognized that Lucius Malfroy was about to use the killing curse on a kid, on school grounds. What was he gonna do if he'd succeeded? Absolutely nuts.

    • @edopronk1303
      @edopronk1303 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was only on the movie. The actor had forgotten the spell he should have said. So it's just a fun improvisation that stayed in.
      To stay in universe, I don't know what he would have done.

    • @dhayes5143
      @dhayes5143 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean, rapidly flee maybe with Harry's body, call a council of Death Eaters, and tell them all how he avenged the Dark Lord.

    • @Lavonne9870
      @Lavonne9870 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Leads to the thought: how many other students have disappeared from this place...

    • @-Subtle-
      @-Subtle- ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think that curse works on Harry. Didn't Voldy try it like 3 times already?

    • @Jaxymann
      @Jaxymann ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right outside Dumbledore's office no less! Like what!?

  • @corey2232
    @corey2232 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I remember the first time I saw the Dobby death scene in theaters, I accidentally let out a loud laugh before catching myself, and the theater audibly gasped... followed by everyone turning in my direction giving me the death glare 😵‍💫
    I didn't have any knowledge of the series or attachment to the characters, but the CGI & the way he talked was so silly my brain found it comedic!
    Only reason I even remember is because my gf at the time was so mad & embarrassed, I sunk down in my seat & was in the doghouse the rest of the night 😔

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd imagine some people cheered, because Dobby was annoying and his attachment to Harry Potter was completely without *any* foundation at all... unless there was something in the books that got left out. He's just betraying his master "because the plot says so"

    • @duckmeister5385
      @duckmeister5385 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@InfernosReaperA LOT in the books got left out, especially about Dobby and the house elves in general.

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@InfernosReaper Most of the overall house elf plotline was left out, but even the movies showed that Harry got Dobby freed from slavery. Not sure how you can call that foundationless. He betrayed his master because his masters were horribly abusive to him, but he had heard stories of Harry's kindness

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@stevendemayo3631 But it does come off as something that lacked a foundation, because like you said, they left the needed material out.
      Ya can't even be like, "but he heard how kind Harry Potter was" because "from whom would he have heard that and how?"
      Certainly not from his masters who hate Harry. That doesn't even get into the whole "it's only like the 2nd book, so he doesn't have that many deeds to begin with" part...
      With the context stripped away, it's basically like he's just trying to help Harry just because the plot says so, which hurt the movie and cheapened the character

  • @noahclark7603
    @noahclark7603 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope he uploads them all to be on this channel.

  • @Boogsboogie
    @Boogsboogie ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I truly hope we’ll someday see a reaction video from the writer/authors themselves with these Pitch Meeting clips😮‍💨

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If they agree JK to react on their channel Screen Rant would need to cancel themselves.
      ...
      Let's do it!

    • @Boogsboogie
      @Boogsboogie ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hassathunter2464 😂

  • @n1lknarf
    @n1lknarf ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:43 voldemort tried to kill harry and it backfired, why would malfoy think it would be any different if he tried it? Plot armor ftw 😆

  • @TechDove
    @TechDove ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Being early to a pitch meeting is super difficult, really an inconvenience

  • @jdoggfivethousand
    @jdoggfivethousand ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your videos! Do a pitch meeting for Southland Tales!!! I am going to comment this for as long as you make these until you make it. I will never give up. This is my thirteenth attempt.

  • @Donnerjkks
    @Donnerjkks ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Is this some sorta test by Ryan to see if we'll watch whatever he uploads? If so, I think the answer is yes

  • @mattyc3287
    @mattyc3287 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Rewatching a new pitch meeting of a previous pitch meeting is tight.

    • @BichaeldeAngelo
      @BichaeldeAngelo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except this is not a new pitch meeting it is a previous pitch meeting with a different thumbnail

    • @antpain1156
      @antpain1156 ปีที่แล้ว

      not tight but lazy

    • @venkatramannayak6062
      @venkatramannayak6062 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah yeah Yeah yeah

    • @stealthotrapo9123
      @stealthotrapo9123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@BichaeldeAngelo Technically the "original chamber of secrets is in the Harry Potter compilation so this is just the standalone video he released

  • @JezaLoki
    @JezaLoki ปีที่แล้ว

    Super complicated laundry day.
    Just when I thought this guys lines couldn’t be more awesome.

  • @Visforelvenshireling
    @Visforelvenshireling ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Wizards seem to have the ability to create life..."
    "Oh that has MASSIVE moral implications."
    "No it doesn't."
    "Oh, ok."

  • @monot00nz
    @monot00nz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Raiders fan, I completely understood the studio exec's disappointment when he realized nothing else would be stabbed 😢

  • @sergiosarmiento4371
    @sergiosarmiento4371 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish you had mentioned how Ron whacking Lockhart in the head with a Stone was crazy dangerous.
    I guess it's impossible to die from those things in Chris Columbus' movies.

    • @fairystail1
      @fairystail1 ปีที่แล้ว

      to be fair they play a sport where large iron balls fly around trying to kill you.
      If no one managed to die from that, then im pretty sure they don't have enough braincells for blunt force trauma to damage.

  • @bsharp3281
    @bsharp3281 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watch all TH-cam videos on 2x speed but yours. Your timing is perfect!

  • @Einstein-wasnt-all-that-smart
    @Einstein-wasnt-all-that-smart ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe there was no "Hey guys, it's Ryan here" at the end

  • @TheGoldfishArmy
    @TheGoldfishArmy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:28 I hate to be THAT person, but in the PS3 Wonderbook game "Book of Spells" it is explained that creatures spontaneously created by magic are not sentient and will vanish within a time period. While creatures created by more skilled wizards can last longer, they will still disappear with time.

  • @sth11390
    @sth11390 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So fun fact I recently learned: the reason why Lucius attempts to use Avada Kedavra on Harry at the end of the movie is because Jason Isaacs forgot what spell he was SUPPOSED to use and that was the only one that he could think of off the top of his head 😆

    • @eliasvivancos4381
      @eliasvivancos4381 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And they didn't have time to do another take after reminding him of the spell he was supposed to say? This makes it even worst.

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eliasvivancos4381 this is a pretty low budget indie movie so they probably couldn't afford retakes.

  • @HomeGunMaker
    @HomeGunMaker ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone with arachnophobia, I gotta say that Aragog is the most horrifying live-action adaptation of a spider I know of. I always skip that forest part entirely.

  • @hendrikstumpf3993
    @hendrikstumpf3993 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Loved this Episode! A joke you may have missed though was that lockhart took the Job to sell all his books to the kids making his motive money...something producer guy could definitely relate to 😂

  • @Natedogg1952
    @Natedogg1952 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Having revisiting pitch meetings regularly released, is tight!

  • @ashenravindu2480
    @ashenravindu2480 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Re uploading old videos is tight 😅

  • @arroranschwartz3802
    @arroranschwartz3802 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally re-watched this movie 2 days ago, your timing is perfect

  • @AnamiaFan
    @AnamiaFan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "La machina ex machina" has to be the best line from Producer Guy. Full marks 😂

    • @TimmmmCam
      @TimmmmCam ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that was genius

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'll still never understand why Harry couldn't just sneak into the Slytherin common room under the invisibility cloak instead of making a super illegal and complicated potion

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So that the movie could happen.

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Because the goal was to find info from Malfoy. Just hiding under a cloak and looking around likely wouldn't have helped

  • @the_quadracorn
    @the_quadracorn ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lockhart accepted the job because he was a giant narcissist. He was apparently inspired by Rowling's ex husband

    • @burner-pp7bs
      @burner-pp7bs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If she wanted a giant narcissist she could have just looked in a mirror

    • @the_quadracorn
      @the_quadracorn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@burner-pp7bs I don't think she was one back then.

  • @jclarkmalto5601
    @jclarkmalto5601 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Would really love see Pitch Meetings of the GI Joe movies from 2009 and the sequel in 2013

  • @nigelscott744
    @nigelscott744 ปีที่แล้ว

    your videos aren't showing up on my subscription feed, luckily it popped up on my homepage!

  • @nanayawsampong9233
    @nanayawsampong9233 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow wow woww....wow

  • @emptiespace
    @emptiespace ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Love the new content from Pitch Meeting!

  • @MikeMiddleton323
    @MikeMiddleton323 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “No it just spooks them, then back to the poop tubes!” This is so dumb but is possibly the best line he has ever written. Bravo sir!

  • @AmitSingh-gd3fj
    @AmitSingh-gd3fj ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh that makes for a super complicated laundry day"
    Very true.

  • @sinned6us
    @sinned6us ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The complicated laundry day line really does raise a lot of questions

  • @rettbull9100
    @rettbull9100 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don't get attached.
    The feels come back from Dobby's death. Read the book first then the movie and now this.

  • @donaldpatterson-zg3pl
    @donaldpatterson-zg3pl ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm loving the new "sick" catch phrase

  • @Pyromaniac77777
    @Pyromaniac77777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how disappointed the second you looks when there’s no more stabbing beyond the basilisk and the book

  • @fluffcrunchmini4572
    @fluffcrunchmini4572 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is the best tear down of a bad plot I’ve seen in a while

  • @charlesbronson2926
    @charlesbronson2926 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The compilation was posted on this channel, but the individual one was still on screen rant. He still wants the individual videos he created posted here.

  • @KironX1
    @KironX1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m so glad you get to keep your old content from the other channel :)

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's still under the Screen Rant umbrella 👍 but yeah, having it all in the same place will be cool.

  • @mantheking
    @mantheking 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A _"machina ex -machina"_ is one of the best lines I've heard on here! Bravo!

  • @HateMachine103190
    @HateMachine103190 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Producer Guy's total incredulity about Lucious Malfoy trying to straight up murder a kid in the middle of a school gets me every time. But "Back to the poop tubes" is where I break

    • @ghostblade7061
      @ghostblade7061 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well technically they didn’t plan it since Lucius’ actor has said he forgot what magic words he was supposed to say and ended up saying Avada Kedavera, but it is funny that they left it in

  • @simpaticode
    @simpaticode ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:42 "Toilet books are tight!"

  • @HilaryPea
    @HilaryPea ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been watching these videos (and from the other channel) that I'm actually starting to see these characters as different people without even thinking about it, anymore. For example, the pitcher and the producer have different smiles. They even have a slight difference in speech cadence. Just like on the other channel, I am starting to see the difference between the executive guy and each of his team members, in the "naming" meetings. Like how they came up with the names for vegetables. It is so weird.
    Good Job, Ryan for the ability to fool my brain. It's harder to fool linear brains than it is to fool creative brains (the creative ones can play pretend games easier), but you have managed it.

  • @skymorris4443
    @skymorris4443 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That machina ex machina line was way underrated

  • @Gunashev
    @Gunashev ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I don't get it. What happened? I thought Ryan did pitch meeting for all Harry Potter movies.

    • @michindor5959
      @michindor5959 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He probably is re-uploading old pitch meetings from screen rant so everything is here, at least that is my guess.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did, and this one is 21 seconds shorter so I'm wondering if he moved it over from screenrant and took something out or if he redid the whole thing. Normally he adds some commentary to the ones he moves over.

    • @xygdra
      @xygdra ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which Ryan? Maybe screenwriter Ryan did but not Producer Ryan

    • @_Clipper_
      @_Clipper_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HariSeldon913 maybe because yt flags and removes videos that it's algorithm thinks is copyright infringment

    • @danbradley7176
      @danbradley7176 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HariSeldon913 Maybe the adstronaut was at the end of the original pitch.