Ronald Wood yes I miss this kind of comedy sadly he wouldn't get away with it today .some people have no sense of humour too uptight.PC has ruined it all Bring back the 70s .
@@massivehero4871 if you believe in "anti-white racism" you are clearly a major fucking moron. Have you considered reading a book? Just any book. Might help you with your chronic stupidity.
The days when comedian's didn't have the PC do gooders on their backs and all nationality's could have the piss taken out of them and laugh at it after all it was "only" a joke, In today's great Britain you'd be dragged through the courts or some shit like that as they would assume you're all racist! Although the majority are not. Old school comedian's was and are the best especially the likes of Manning + Brown! Today's so-called comedians can't even say the F word for fucks sake.
Anyone with a shred of humanity will know that this man was NOT RACIST. There was no hatred in him. He was a very talented stand-up comic driven by the desire to entertain and make people laugh.
Wat a funny man bernard was. A real comedian. Im irish he was often slagging us off. But i never took offence. He is a big loss to the world. Rip bernard.
bernard was a legend, he would have eaten the middle class lefty university educated so called comics of today for breakfast, Charlie Williams the black comedian was his great friend
not many jokes about the english i grew up with this shit never found him funny Dawson was a comic genious he didn't need cheap racist jokes on repeat.
I'm an Irish fella that moved to Manchester with my parents to live in the 80s . it wasn't far from Bernards Mannings club where we moved to in harperhay . It was rougher and tougher times back then and the Irish weren't see very well at the time in Britain because of the IRA . Bernards jokes were more about poking a bit of fun at the community we lived in and there was no hate for people seen my me or my family in his jokes . Bernard brought people together to laugh , I love the jokes and the way he told them so did my dad , me mum didn't she said he swore too much 😅
Old school used to love the likes of this feller on a Sunday dinner time in the workman's club up here in the north east . Had Pakistani Irish black mates used to lap it up .
UKSID1 I have read it, and once is enough thanks. Bernard Manning is now burning in Hell and the Devil is eating his jokes and shitting them out in the lavatory! HAHA!!
The joke about bringing Asians to Belfast was actually strangely wise. If there were further cultural division in Northern Ireland, then similar peoples might get along better.
I believe in your first response. Telling a joke is one thing, how you behave around people is another - and in this regard Bernard Manning was a complete gentleman to everyone.
I liked that. Bernard was and will always be the best! you couldn't get away with it now with all these foreigners over here calling the shots. fucking good times! rip Bernard God bless.
Comedy is far too PC these days. You only see ethnic comedians that are seemingly allowed to take the piss out of their own culture. Bernard was one funny fucker.
The last fragment of this is by far the truest sentiment: (He says)" I've never had a speeding ticked, I've never been in trouble and I've made billions of people laugh and for them that I've not made laugh, get fucked" Perfection.
I'm Irish and I find Bernard Manning hilarious! The Irish love self-deprecating humour and we know how to laugh at ourselves. Taking the piss out of each other is one of our national pastimes. One shouldn't take life so seriously.The fact that Bernard Manning had Irish ancestry just makes it even funnier! Personally I'd love to be in the middle of the crowd with those lifeless limeys laughing my arse off and taking the piss out of Manning in return.
@@donoghuestevenson6361 At 57 yrs of age I have along with others suffered racial prejudice, what upsets me more are people in the workplace or wherever who are racist but make sure any comments or behaviour is done in such a manner that is barely noticeable. Many people have and continue to suffer some form of sexism, racism, ageism disabilityism etc it's not what is said but the context of how it is said that causes offence, however it's only my opinion
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You can't beat this stand up, pure class.
Bollocks to political correctness.
+Ronald Wood He's genius. What a joke teller. Perefction. Timing, delivery, tone and use of swear words only where needed.
+Ronald Wood "PC" is killing comedy
Ronald Wood yes I miss this kind of comedy sadly he wouldn't get away with it today .some people have no sense of humour too uptight.PC has ruined it all
Bring back the 70s .
UKSID1 it’s already killed it, comedy in Britain died well over 20 years ago.
He was certainly a master comedian. Always loved his act. 'They cant stop us laughing' RIP. Sadly missed.
I'm Irish and I laughed right the way through this. If everyone had a sense of humour, racism would disappear over-night.
Yes because skins heads too would disappear if everyone had a sense of humour. And so would the Nazis.
@@anti-tankartur677 I haven't seen a skinhead since the 80s. When did you last leave the house? 😂
That would mean that racism didn't used to exist and it clearly did.
@@massivehero4871 if you believe in "anti-white racism" you are clearly a major fucking moron. Have you considered reading a book? Just any book. Might help you with your chronic stupidity.
I agree racists are great.
Funny as, im Jewish and laughed my arse off. Good old days when we could all laugh at each other.
The days when comedian's didn't have the PC do gooders on their backs and all nationality's could have the piss taken out of them and laugh at it after all it was "only" a joke,
In today's great Britain you'd be dragged through the courts or some shit like that as they would assume you're all racist! Although the majority are not.
Old school comedian's was and are the best especially the likes of Manning + Brown!
Today's so-called comedians can't even say the F word for fucks sake.
@@garyfletcher8150 I totally disagree very offensive I'm afraid
@@garyfletcher8150 should be removed from youtube
Cant believe how awful this is to other nations
Gary Fletcher totally agree Gary sad the way the world is now can’t even have a opinion anymore the world full of fucking do Gooders
Anyone with a shred of humanity will know that this man was NOT RACIST. There was no hatred in him. He was a very talented stand-up comic driven by the desire to entertain and make people laugh.
'"meet me halfway - buy a f*ckin' ticket!" - the funniest stand-up of all-time. He didn't give a shit.
Black British and I love it....You had to be there.
White Irish and love it your right you had to be there
I'm mixed race, bring it all back reckon. And throw all these lefties that are destroying our country in jail.
Jail is not funny....and neither is the left...
bernard was a joy during covid listening to him
Pure comedy genius. Did anyone ever deliver a joke like Bernard. It's just class. His voice, timing, insertion of swear words. Perfection.
@@gazza1252 nope. It IS masterful comedy, whether you find it offensive or not.
@@gazza1252 best comedy ever
@@gazza1252 boring twat
Bernard was the greatest ever at delivering a joke. His timing was impeccable
well said Sir!
You can't beat this stand up, pure class.
Wat a funny man bernard was.
A real comedian. Im irish he was often slagging us off. But i never took offence. He is a big loss to the world. Rip bernard.
Finally - people with a good sense of humour.
Bernard manning god b with him. He was a fantastic comedian. Im irish he took loads of shots at us . But he done it 2 everyone. He was brilliant.
TH-cam can't figure out what he is saying, the voice recognition is not working, hence why his content is still available and not banned.
The taxi driver from Liverpool joke is possibly my favourite joke ever.
Have heard so many different versions of it, but I'm sure that Manning must've invented it.
Top two - that and the Ast’ th’ee any Bisto one
SIMPLY THE BEST,never grow tired of listening to his jokes.
He's very funny , he leaves no one out , he's not racist just tells good jokes , Legend R.I.P Bernard Manning
The answer is simple, Bernard manning = hero 👍💯
LEGEND AND I WISH "ENGLAND" HAD MORE.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH HAS GONE, WHICH MEANS TAKING THE PISS OUT OF EACH OTHER LIKE US BRITS DO HAS GONE.
smithdvr I call BS. A lot of the comedians nowadays seem to make way more offensive jokes than this
Frankie Boyle??
yes about time. It was getting out of control in schools and the work place.
smithdvr Freedom of speech disappeared a long time ago in this country,whatever you say now offends all these politically correct dickheads.
@@donoghuestevenson6361 2021...too many snowflakes..Fact.
bernard was a legend, he would have eaten the middle class lefty university educated so called comics of today for breakfast, Charlie Williams the black comedian was his great friend
Which Uni did you go?
no no university you dickhead, I was was working down the pit at 16 in the real world, not like you university educated knobheads
@@andrewperkins8532 Well said mate-you owned that bitch Ben!
👏👏👏👏👌👌👌👌👍👍
whitwell colliery north Derbyshire, you made your choice mate I made mine.
Had the best comedy timing.
In fairness to the charges of racism; he shat on everyone equally.
Yep, he even took the piss out of police officers and white South Africans
A lot of Irish jokes 😡😡😡
he made a joke from anything that people would laugh at-that was his job!
not many jokes about the english i grew up with this shit never found him funny Dawson was a comic genious he didn't need cheap racist jokes on repeat.
@@originalherbalist Okey Wokey!
Respect from Ireland to England 🇮🇪🏴
A Masterclass from the Master. The Greatest deliverer of a punchline Ever.Only Dodd came Close.
Always crying at the sweepstake and the goose egg gags. Fantastic.
I'm an Irish fella that moved to Manchester with my parents to live in the 80s . it wasn't far from Bernards Mannings club where we moved to in harperhay . It was rougher and tougher times back then and the Irish weren't see very well at the time in Britain because of the IRA . Bernards jokes were more about poking a bit of fun at the community we lived in and there was no hate for people seen my me or my family in his jokes . Bernard brought people together to laugh , I love the jokes and the way he told them so did my dad , me mum didn't she said he swore too much 😅
Mr Manning was a very gifted man, R.I P
The good old days when it was just a joke but today it's a problem RIP Bernard thank you for making me cry with laughter
legend im irish and love his irish jokes
That's cos you're Irish
Absolutely brilliant. A proper comedian.👍👍👍
Like his attitude of don't take it too seriously.
Absolutely, it's just a gag.
@@embee39 that makes you the racist then doesnt it!
one of the best comedians ever ...
Agree
The best
"Meet me half way, buy a fucking ticket" Ha ha fucking brilliant
Best comedian who ever lived, thank you Bernard Manning, made me laugh so many, many times.
Yeah he’s the best no one will ever touch him rip mr manning you gave me best laughs ever
Im born n bred in Belfast ...........i miss him so so much............Love you Bernard............RIP..... & Rip It Up...........
Bernard was a legend.
I can't believe I've never seen him before! Comedic genius!
Richard Daugird he dead you turd
@@insanecrazyshockingbrucele6643 what's that got to do with it.
Old school used to love the likes of this feller on a Sunday dinner time in the workman's club up here in the north east . Had Pakistani Irish black mates used to lap it up .
@@donoghuestevenson6361 id of said why did they buy a ticket to see him 😀
PC is killing comedy!
UKSID1 No shit - these cunts are responsible for undo-ing everything Winston Churchill stood for.
+UKSID1 I think unfunny Bernard Manning had no real comedy to kill.
UKSID1 I have read it, and once is enough thanks. Bernard Manning is now burning in Hell and the Devil is eating his jokes and shitting them out in the lavatory! HAHA!!
You say he was offensive yet you come out with disgusting language like this?
Churchill was a loser and a war monger
How can you not laugh at this in these torid times of covid 19.
Never take a hoke seriously. Never be offended. Fantastic. A hero. RIP Bernard!
My wife laughing her head off at this hilarious man.
The crocodile in the pub 🐊😂😂😂😂
Great comedian, reminds me of my South Yorkshire grandad. How the manority of South Yorkshire old folk are. Great people.
Tell 'em, Bernard, lad. You were a riot sir.
They can't stop us laughing
I once got sacked for laughing
Bernard, wish you were here today mate. We miss you and your humour.A KING among Kings...
Back when comedy was comedy and people didnt think mega deep into everything.
Absolutely brilliant!
Absolutely brilliant 🤩
The joke about bringing Asians to Belfast was actually strangely wise. If there were further cultural division in Northern Ireland, then similar peoples might get along better.
🤣🤣🤣Brilliant. God I would’ve loved to have seen this man live. He once insulted my dad in the 70s for looking like a hippy during a show.
He was good, the best drew the crowds, in every club
I believe in your first response.
Telling a joke is one thing, how you behave around people is another - and in this regard Bernard Manning was a complete gentleman to everyone.
Best Comedian Britain ever had. Shame he couldn't have been our Prime Minister!
the best comedian, simple as that
The number of viewings speaks for itself. RIP Bernard.
Bernard was a first class performer,he would take the piss out of anybody including Himself, Top Bloke!!!
When people learn to laugh at themselves, they lighten up, they dont take everything so seriously,life becomes easier.
4:05 made me piss my pants..lol "Here is that 600 quid i owe ya"
Mate, we love Irish people you're a good laugh and we make the jokes because we know you can take it well and we'll take them back from you!
Can't stop us laughing 😂
Love the Irish jokes, and I am a backward paddy....
Even the great Stephen fry said manning was the best teller of a joke he had ever heard!
I liked that. Bernard was and will always be the best! you couldn't get away with it now with all these foreigners over here calling the shots. fucking good times! rip Bernard God bless.
legend
a joke will always make fun of someone, the fact is they are JOKES!!!
+Mac SO RIGHT!!!!!
+Mac I'm Irish and I absolutely love him, Fun is fun where ever you get it, and no harm done.
Comedy is far too PC these days. You only see ethnic comedians that are seemingly allowed to take the piss out of their own culture. Bernard was one funny fucker.
Doesn’t matter how many times you hear the same joke from Bernard. It still makes you laugh his delivery was 2nd to none
Bernard im Irish and i love you telling irish jokes (Brilliant) thanks bernard you crack me up its only a joke .
Jokes or observations it is difficult to argue with. Laughter is the best medicine
LISTEN to what he said, its just an act .
One of the all time comedy heroes................rip Bernard Manning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brilliant as always
God Bless Bernard, funniest comedian I've ever seen.
Thanks for posting.
I'm Indian and I found him hilarious
I'm English, I don't find you hilarious. Are you offended? I doubt it if you're watching this upload. Good on ya
Keep the egg 🥚😂
Maybe you shouldn't allow people to make a fool of you and your country
these whites do not care and laughing at your cheap statement.
@@TextBookPuncher1 what you talkin bout fool
he was the best R.I.P big man ⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘
Makeing people laugh in heaven just an hilarous man!!
“Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood.”― Leonardo da Vinci.
I think i just found one of my favorite comedians!
The last fragment of this is by far the truest sentiment: (He says)" I've never had a speeding ticked, I've never been in trouble and I've made billions of people laugh and for them that I've not made laugh, get fucked" Perfection.
I'm Irish and I find Bernard Manning hilarious! The Irish love self-deprecating humour and we know how to laugh at ourselves. Taking the piss out of each other is one of our national pastimes. One shouldn't take life so seriously.The fact that Bernard Manning had Irish ancestry just makes it even funnier! Personally I'd love to be in the middle of the crowd with those lifeless limeys laughing my arse off and taking the piss out of Manning in return.
Ignorant.
Ure all the same anyway English Irish Scott etc
Never racist.......fantastic,everyone got it!!So brilliant!RIP Bernard.
he's funny as fuck, but being Irish, I dont think I'd be fully comfortable there in the middle of an English crowd.
Bernard is a funny bastard, pissed myself watching this.
Brilliant comedian for his time. Well funny man.
Classic genius, saw him live and he was brilliant.
Back in the day when comedy was funny
great message at the end Bernard , we will always love you,
"You can keep the fucking egg"
Pissed myself.
Great man great comic full stop
thank you bernard you were the greatest. RIP
I'm a Scots-Irish Jew and this guy is fuggin' funny.Thanks to Noel Gallagher for puttin me on to him.
Bernie was the best by a long way 👌🏽
DAMN, this guy is fuckin FUNNY
I am in the USA and I never heard of him before
Too right Bernard, I'm mixed race n thought he was hilarious top bloke those were the days pity 2021 is so full of sad people who can't take a joke
@@donoghuestevenson6361 At 57 yrs of age I have along with others suffered racial prejudice, what upsets me more are people in the workplace or wherever who are racist but make sure any comments or behaviour is done in such a manner that is barely noticeable. Many people have and continue to suffer some form of sexism, racism, ageism disabilityism etc it's not what is said but the context of how it is said that causes offence, however it's only my opinion
Ive seen Bernard in real life just after 9/11 he was making jokes about Bin Laden it was really funny!
There is a reason that his peers called him the "guvnor"
He was the funniest man on the planet.
the goose egg joke had me crying of laughter lol that man was a genius, not at all racist, just hilarious
Legend enough said
Good old days
"I've made billions and billions of people laugh, and for them I've not made laugh, get fucked."
You can keep the fucking egg.
Before PC stopped comedians being funny