@@massivehero4871 if you believe in "anti-white racism" you are clearly a major fucking moron. Have you considered reading a book? Just any book. Might help you with your chronic stupidity.
Ronald Wood yes I miss this kind of comedy sadly he wouldn't get away with it today .some people have no sense of humour too uptight.PC has ruined it all Bring back the 70s .
The days when comedian's didn't have the PC do gooders on their backs and all nationality's could have the piss taken out of them and laugh at it after all it was "only" a joke, In today's great Britain you'd be dragged through the courts or some shit like that as they would assume you're all racist! Although the majority are not. Old school comedian's was and are the best especially the likes of Manning + Brown! Today's so-called comedians can't even say the F word for fucks sake.
Anyone with a shred of humanity will know that this man was NOT RACIST. There was no hatred in him. He was a very talented stand-up comic driven by the desire to entertain and make people laugh.
I'm an Irish fella that moved to Manchester with my parents to live in the 80s . it wasn't far from Bernards Mannings club where we moved to in harperhay . It was rougher and tougher times back then and the Irish weren't see very well at the time in Britain because of the IRA . Bernards jokes were more about poking a bit of fun at the community we lived in and there was no hate for people seen my me or my family in his jokes . Bernard brought people together to laugh , I love the jokes and the way he told them so did my dad , me mum didn't she said he swore too much 😅
not many jokes about the english i grew up with this shit never found him funny Dawson was a comic genious he didn't need cheap racist jokes on repeat.
bernard was a legend, he would have eaten the middle class lefty university educated so called comics of today for breakfast, Charlie Williams the black comedian was his great friend
This man is a legend. There should be nothing we cannot joke about. How do we ever accept anything if we're not even comfortable enough to make a joke about it. The dark and sinister people are those who have no sense of humour.
Old school used to love the likes of this feller on a Sunday dinner time in the workman's club up here in the north east . Had Pakistani Irish black mates used to lap it up .
I believe in your first response. Telling a joke is one thing, how you behave around people is another - and in this regard Bernard Manning was a complete gentleman to everyone.
The joke about bringing Asians to Belfast was actually strangely wise. If there were further cultural division in Northern Ireland, then similar peoples might get along better.
UKSID1 I have read it, and once is enough thanks. Bernard Manning is now burning in Hell and the Devil is eating his jokes and shitting them out in the lavatory! HAHA!!
Wat a funny man bernard was. A real comedian. Im irish he was often slagging us off. But i never took offence. He is a big loss to the world. Rip bernard.
Comedy is far too PC these days. You only see ethnic comedians that are seemingly allowed to take the piss out of their own culture. Bernard was one funny fucker.
Joke is just that. A joke. Some very sad people who have no sense of humour..... whilst the rest of us happy people with a brain can be happy and smile and laugh :)
The last fragment of this is by far the truest sentiment: (He says)" I've never had a speeding ticked, I've never been in trouble and I've made billions of people laugh and for them that I've not made laugh, get fucked" Perfection.
@fluffycheep Saw Bernard many times, mostly when I was on leave from Northern Ireland, he was a true gent, massive respect to the man, R.I.P. sir, you are sadly missed!
I'm Irish and I find Bernard Manning hilarious! The Irish love self-deprecating humour and we know how to laugh at ourselves. Taking the piss out of each other is one of our national pastimes. One shouldn't take life so seriously.The fact that Bernard Manning had Irish ancestry just makes it even funnier! Personally I'd love to be in the middle of the crowd with those lifeless limeys laughing my arse off and taking the piss out of Manning in return.
I'm Irish and I laughed right the way through this. If everyone had a sense of humour, racism would disappear over-night.
Yes because skins heads too would disappear if everyone had a sense of humour. And so would the Nazis.
@@anti-tankartur677 I haven't seen a skinhead since the 80s. When did you last leave the house? 😂
That would mean that racism didn't used to exist and it clearly did.
@@massivehero4871 if you believe in "anti-white racism" you are clearly a major fucking moron. Have you considered reading a book? Just any book. Might help you with your chronic stupidity.
I agree racists are great.
'"meet me halfway - buy a f*ckin' ticket!" - the funniest stand-up of all-time. He didn't give a shit.
You can't beat this stand up, pure class.
Bollocks to political correctness.
+Ronald Wood He's genius. What a joke teller. Perefction. Timing, delivery, tone and use of swear words only where needed.
+Ronald Wood "PC" is killing comedy
Ronald Wood yes I miss this kind of comedy sadly he wouldn't get away with it today .some people have no sense of humour too uptight.PC has ruined it all
Bring back the 70s .
UKSID1 it’s already killed it, comedy in Britain died well over 20 years ago.
He was certainly a master comedian. Always loved his act. 'They cant stop us laughing' RIP. Sadly missed.
Funny as, im Jewish and laughed my arse off. Good old days when we could all laugh at each other.
The days when comedian's didn't have the PC do gooders on their backs and all nationality's could have the piss taken out of them and laugh at it after all it was "only" a joke,
In today's great Britain you'd be dragged through the courts or some shit like that as they would assume you're all racist! Although the majority are not.
Old school comedian's was and are the best especially the likes of Manning + Brown!
Today's so-called comedians can't even say the F word for fucks sake.
@@garyfletcher8150 I totally disagree very offensive I'm afraid
@@garyfletcher8150 should be removed from youtube
Cant believe how awful this is to other nations
Gary Fletcher totally agree Gary sad the way the world is now can’t even have a opinion anymore the world full of fucking do Gooders
Anyone with a shred of humanity will know that this man was NOT RACIST. There was no hatred in him. He was a very talented stand-up comic driven by the desire to entertain and make people laugh.
You can't beat this stand up, pure class.
He's very funny , he leaves no one out , he's not racist just tells good jokes , Legend R.I.P Bernard Manning
bernard was a joy during covid listening to him
Finally - people with a good sense of humour.
Black British and I love it....You had to be there.
White Irish and love it your right you had to be there
The taxi driver from Liverpool joke is possibly my favourite joke ever.
Have heard so many different versions of it, but I'm sure that Manning must've invented it.
Top two - that and the Ast’ th’ee any Bisto one
They can't stop us laughing
I once got sacked for laughing
I can't believe I've never seen him before! Comedic genius!
Richard Daugird he dead you turd
@@insanecrazyshockingbrucele6643 what's that got to do with it.
SIMPLY THE BEST,never grow tired of listening to his jokes.
"Meet me half way, buy a fucking ticket" Ha ha fucking brilliant
My wife laughing her head off at this hilarious man.
Pure comedy genius. Did anyone ever deliver a joke like Bernard. It's just class. His voice, timing, insertion of swear words. Perfection.
@@gazza1252 nope. It IS masterful comedy, whether you find it offensive or not.
@@gazza1252 best comedy ever
@@gazza1252 boring twat
Bernard was the greatest ever at delivering a joke. His timing was impeccable
well said Sir!
A Masterclass from the Master. The Greatest deliverer of a punchline Ever.Only Dodd came Close.
I'm an Irish fella that moved to Manchester with my parents to live in the 80s . it wasn't far from Bernards Mannings club where we moved to in harperhay . It was rougher and tougher times back then and the Irish weren't see very well at the time in Britain because of the IRA . Bernards jokes were more about poking a bit of fun at the community we lived in and there was no hate for people seen my me or my family in his jokes . Bernard brought people together to laugh , I love the jokes and the way he told them so did my dad , me mum didn't she said he swore too much 😅
Always crying at the sweepstake and the goose egg gags. Fantastic.
legend im irish and love his irish jokes
That's cos you're Irish
Absolutely brilliant. A proper comedian.👍👍👍
Like his attitude of don't take it too seriously.
Absolutely, it's just a gag.
@@embee39 that makes you the racist then doesnt it!
Bernard was a legend.
The crocodile in the pub 🐊😂😂😂😂
In fairness to the charges of racism; he shat on everyone equally.
Yep, he even took the piss out of police officers and white South Africans
A lot of Irish jokes 😡😡😡
he made a joke from anything that people would laugh at-that was his job!
not many jokes about the english i grew up with this shit never found him funny Dawson was a comic genious he didn't need cheap racist jokes on repeat.
@@originalherbalist Okey Wokey!
Absolutely brilliant!
Bernard manning god b with him. He was a fantastic comedian. Im irish he took loads of shots at us . But he done it 2 everyone. He was brilliant.
TH-cam can't figure out what he is saying, the voice recognition is not working, hence why his content is still available and not banned.
Mr Manning was a very gifted man, R.I P
LEGEND AND I WISH "ENGLAND" HAD MORE.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH HAS GONE, WHICH MEANS TAKING THE PISS OUT OF EACH OTHER LIKE US BRITS DO HAS GONE.
smithdvr I call BS. A lot of the comedians nowadays seem to make way more offensive jokes than this
Frankie Boyle??
yes about time. It was getting out of control in schools and the work place.
smithdvr Freedom of speech disappeared a long time ago in this country,whatever you say now offends all these politically correct dickheads.
@@donoghuestevenson6361 2021...too many snowflakes..Fact.
bernard was a legend, he would have eaten the middle class lefty university educated so called comics of today for breakfast, Charlie Williams the black comedian was his great friend
Which Uni did you go?
no no university you dickhead, I was was working down the pit at 16 in the real world, not like you university educated knobheads
@@andrewperkins8532 Well said mate-you owned that bitch Ben!
👏👏👏👏👌👌👌👌👍👍
whitwell colliery north Derbyshire, you made your choice mate I made mine.
How can you not laugh at this in these torid times of covid 19.
The answer is simple, Bernard manning = hero 👍💯
Best comedian who ever lived, thank you Bernard Manning, made me laugh so many, many times.
Yeah he’s the best no one will ever touch him rip mr manning you gave me best laughs ever
I'm mixed race, bring it all back reckon. And throw all these lefties that are destroying our country in jail.
Jail is not funny....and neither is the left...
Im born n bred in Belfast ...........i miss him so so much............Love you Bernard............RIP..... & Rip It Up...........
When people learn to laugh at themselves, they lighten up, they dont take everything so seriously,life becomes easier.
This man is a legend. There should be nothing we cannot joke about. How do we ever accept anything if we're not even comfortable enough to make a joke about it. The dark and sinister people are those who have no sense of humour.
Great comedian, reminds me of my South Yorkshire grandad. How the manority of South Yorkshire old folk are. Great people.
Never take a hoke seriously. Never be offended. Fantastic. A hero. RIP Bernard!
Bernard, wish you were here today mate. We miss you and your humour.A KING among Kings...
The number of viewings speaks for itself. RIP Bernard.
He was good, the best drew the crowds, in every club
Old school used to love the likes of this feller on a Sunday dinner time in the workman's club up here in the north east . Had Pakistani Irish black mates used to lap it up .
@@donoghuestevenson6361 id of said why did they buy a ticket to see him 😀
The good old days when it was just a joke but today it's a problem RIP Bernard thank you for making me cry with laughter
Absolutely brilliant 🤩
one of the best comedians ever ...
Agree
The best
the best comedian, simple as that
I believe in your first response.
Telling a joke is one thing, how you behave around people is another - and in this regard Bernard Manning was a complete gentleman to everyone.
The joke about bringing Asians to Belfast was actually strangely wise. If there were further cultural division in Northern Ireland, then similar peoples might get along better.
Had the best comedy timing.
PC is killing comedy!
UKSID1 No shit - these cunts are responsible for undo-ing everything Winston Churchill stood for.
+UKSID1 I think unfunny Bernard Manning had no real comedy to kill.
UKSID1 I have read it, and once is enough thanks. Bernard Manning is now burning in Hell and the Devil is eating his jokes and shitting them out in the lavatory! HAHA!!
You say he was offensive yet you come out with disgusting language like this?
Churchill was a loser and a war monger
Bernard was a first class performer,he would take the piss out of anybody including Himself, Top Bloke!!!
Mate, we love Irish people you're a good laugh and we make the jokes because we know you can take it well and we'll take them back from you!
Wat a funny man bernard was.
A real comedian. Im irish he was often slagging us off. But i never took offence. He is a big loss to the world. Rip bernard.
Respect from Ireland to England 🇮🇪🏴
Even the great Stephen fry said manning was the best teller of a joke he had ever heard!
Back when comedy was comedy and people didnt think mega deep into everything.
4:05 made me piss my pants..lol "Here is that 600 quid i owe ya"
Love the Irish jokes, and I am a backward paddy....
🤣🤣🤣Brilliant. God I would’ve loved to have seen this man live. He once insulted my dad in the 70s for looking like a hippy during a show.
Makeing people laugh in heaven just an hilarous man!!
a joke will always make fun of someone, the fact is they are JOKES!!!
+Mac SO RIGHT!!!!!
+Mac I'm Irish and I absolutely love him, Fun is fun where ever you get it, and no harm done.
Comedy is far too PC these days. You only see ethnic comedians that are seemingly allowed to take the piss out of their own culture. Bernard was one funny fucker.
Doesn’t matter how many times you hear the same joke from Bernard. It still makes you laugh his delivery was 2nd to none
Best Comedian Britain ever had. Shame he couldn't have been our Prime Minister!
Bernard im Irish and i love you telling irish jokes (Brilliant) thanks bernard you crack me up its only a joke .
Joke is just that. A joke. Some very sad people who have no sense of humour..... whilst the rest of us happy people with a brain can be happy and smile and laugh :)
I'm Irish and his jokes about us are brilliant
All of his work in magic 💯🙂
@@davidrobinson3122 Yes I would. I am half sri-lankan. You sound really angry - maybe chillout and enjoy life - it's precious and short
@@davidrobinson3122 You want to learn how to spell Pakistan first before you comment😝
“Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood.”― Leonardo da Vinci.
Jokes or observations it is difficult to argue with. Laughter is the best medicine
Brilliant as always
Back in the day when comedy was funny
I'm a Scots-Irish Jew and this guy is fuggin' funny.Thanks to Noel Gallagher for puttin me on to him.
great message at the end Bernard , we will always love you,
I'm Indian and I found him hilarious
I'm English, I don't find you hilarious. Are you offended? I doubt it if you're watching this upload. Good on ya
Keep the egg 🥚😂
Maybe you shouldn't allow people to make a fool of you and your country
these whites do not care and laughing at your cheap statement.
@@TextBookPuncher1 what you talkin bout fool
"You can keep the fucking egg"
Pissed myself.
God Bless Bernard, funniest comedian I've ever seen.
Thanks for posting.
Can't stop us laughing 😂
There is a reason that his peers called him the "guvnor"
He was the funniest man on the planet.
Brilliant comedian for his time. Well funny man.
Tell 'em, Bernard, lad. You were a riot sir.
Classic genius, saw him live and he was brilliant.
LISTEN to what he said, its just an act .
he's funny as fuck, but being Irish, I dont think I'd be fully comfortable there in the middle of an English crowd.
DAMN, this guy is fuckin FUNNY
I am in the USA and I never heard of him before
The last fragment of this is by far the truest sentiment: (He says)" I've never had a speeding ticked, I've never been in trouble and I've made billions of people laugh and for them that I've not made laugh, get fucked" Perfection.
I think i just found one of my favorite comedians!
"I've made billions and billions of people laugh, and for them I've not made laugh, get fucked."
One of the all time comedy heroes................rip Bernard Manning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never racist.......fantastic,everyone got it!!So brilliant!RIP Bernard.
thank you bernard you were the greatest. RIP
Before PC stopped comedians being funny
Simply stunning comic. Very sorely missed, no pc madness, just simply funny.
Great man great comic full stop
Legend enough said
The funniest man ever!!! He was BRILLIANT!!!
Good old days
Ive seen Bernard in real life just after 9/11 he was making jokes about Bin Laden it was really funny!
@fluffycheep Saw Bernard many times, mostly when I was on leave from Northern Ireland, he was
a true gent, massive respect to the man, R.I.P. sir, you are sadly missed!
I'm Irish and I find Bernard Manning hilarious! The Irish love self-deprecating humour and we know how to laugh at ourselves. Taking the piss out of each other is one of our national pastimes. One shouldn't take life so seriously.The fact that Bernard Manning had Irish ancestry just makes it even funnier! Personally I'd love to be in the middle of the crowd with those lifeless limeys laughing my arse off and taking the piss out of Manning in return.
Ignorant.
Ure all the same anyway English Irish Scott etc
best comic timing ever
Brilliant stuff!!!
Pre tony blare comedy, brilliant