Classic Bernard Manning (Part 2)

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  • @amachin6
    @amachin6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Stephen Fry once said that he thought Bernard Manning was the best teller of a joke he ever saw

  • @TheRascolians
    @TheRascolians 13 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    What a lot of people dont know and Bernard never really told anyone was that he gave massive amounts of money from his club to keep Booth Hall Children's hospital in Blackley open. I worked opposite his club, he was one of the most generous guys I ever met..

    • @darrendi-lorenzo2622
      @darrendi-lorenzo2622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Guy was and will always be a true legend

    • @markcromwell1975
      @markcromwell1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He didn't believe in publicly advertising any of his fundraising or charity work. These days people would be all over it. He was a genuinely nice bloke. Old school gentleman.

  • @cujo9
    @cujo9 14 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    this man belongs to another era, we'll never see legends like this again.

  • @Omnicient.
    @Omnicient. 16 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    One of the funniest or even the funniest comics ever!

  • @ammorreztristar
    @ammorreztristar 14 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Dear old Bernard Manning-RIP mate .
    One of our best comedians ever.

  • @Nickthegreek123
    @Nickthegreek123 15 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I saw him live he put his hand on my shoulder and called me a idle bastard! i cherish that.

  • @renegadeob
    @renegadeob 12 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'm irish and i find him fuckin hilarious. R.I.P.

  • @baldybouncers
    @baldybouncers 15 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i saw Bernard the legend just the once in Lime Street, Liverpool about 20 years ago. best night out i've ever had. my face was aching for days after, and i only caught half the jokes. RIP Bernard

  • @colincharlton9339
    @colincharlton9339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    To have bernard back..to see what his jokes will be about immigrants/woke and BLM...

  • @AlanOshea10
    @AlanOshea10 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    A Legend he left no one out , Real comedy , not like the crap they have today

    • @WilliamHBonney617
      @WilliamHBonney617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nail on the head here, he took the piss out of everybody, including himself. The best comedian I have seen, unlike all the PC shite around today.

  • @MikeHuntagape
    @MikeHuntagape 15 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I saw him live and he ridiculed me ...
    best night in ages

  • @chasleask8533
    @chasleask8533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Peavey bass combo. Sweet. Bernard is a god.

  • @uncomn
    @uncomn 12 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    the greatest ever bar none.

  • @markcromwell1975
    @markcromwell1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The good times did come back for Manchester City 👍 RIP Bernard❤

  • @MAX-tw3qz
    @MAX-tw3qz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pack your bags! Lol.

  • @iniquity123
    @iniquity123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a Yorkshireman - 5:50 - class 😂😂😂.

  • @103alt
    @103alt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    There is no such thing as alternative comedy, as Bernard always said,It's either funny or it's not.He always made me laugh.

  • @rugbydazz2264
    @rugbydazz2264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That gag about the bloke winning the pools caught me off guard and i f'ing roared until i had to nearly call an ambulance.

    • @bryanleigh6497
      @bryanleigh6497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha! you must be a kid, that's an ancient joke.

    • @rugbydazz2264
      @rugbydazz2264 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bryanleigh6497 No, I just come from a miserable bastard family and was never really into him.

  • @patobrien8285
    @patobrien8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bernard manning a ledgend. A real funny man. May he rest in peace. Im irish. But he was just such a good comedian. Pure class.

  • @stoikes
    @stoikes 14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    See, it's people like you that make us proud to be English.

  • @patc6286
    @patc6286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Quality Bernard, RIP Legend.

  • @fluffycheep
    @fluffycheep 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its not only that this guy is seriously funny, its the way he is able to tell the jokes. I only heard of this guy the other day. Amazing.

  • @TheRagBag
    @TheRagBag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bernard makes you feel warm and makes you laugh,can't get better than that!

  • @iainmckay7714
    @iainmckay7714 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    some of these jokes are class would never get away with it nowadays

  • @MunchyToy
    @MunchyToy 15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yes, Bernard, everything's funny. A rare and misunderstood talent. Saw the great man live (protesters outside) and easily the funniest stand-up comic I have ever seen live or on television. Don't forget, before PC wa PC, he was on Parky with host and audience pissing themselves at jokes way beyond Love Thy Neighbour fare. As I have said, political correctness is subjective and particular to periods in history. For me, Manning was an under-appreciated world-class talent. RIP, big fella.

  • @kezzer2
    @kezzer2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Legend,open,human and inclusive. Great post.Thanks.

  • @Boab44
    @Boab44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely One Of The Best Comedian Of All Time.
    I Don't Think We'll See His Like Again.
    Not Scared To Say Things To Make Us Laugh. 😂🤣

  • @HappySlapperKid
    @HappySlapperKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing should be taken so seriously that you cannot make a joke about it

  • @tazzarman
    @tazzarman 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My sister met bernard in the doctors surgery,she told him i was one of is biggest fans,he gave her is autograth and sent two free tickets for the embassy,the guy was a legend,better than all is knockers.

  • @boaterboyhustler
    @boaterboyhustler 16 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "please dont hit me again officer"

  • @garyfletcher8150
    @garyfletcher8150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a Legend!
    We don't have them like him anymore.

  • @oldelpaso1987
    @oldelpaso1987 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best comedian ever

  • @MartinWillett
    @MartinWillett 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Yes and no. He had Russian Jewish ancestors on his father's side as well as Irish Catholic. He was raised, lived and died a Catholic and a Mancunian.

  • @happyfeet4506
    @happyfeet4506 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The man the myth the legend that was Bernard manning. When he sadly passed it was the end of an era. Rip sir thank you for all the laughter 🙏👍

  • @kezzer2
    @kezzer2 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Unstoppable Manning.....love him!!

  • @camelbreathkid
    @camelbreathkid 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    oh thanks for posting dude.funniest man to ever walk the planet. me and the wife have never laughed so much.

  • @Bevoin1970
    @Bevoin1970 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh I so wish I could bring the 1970's back.... It wasn't all doom and gloom. I haven't laughed this much in years... :-))

  • @keninblack
    @keninblack 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The joke at 5:50 is an absolute classic. Only Bernard can deliver jokes as well as this.

  • @tutts999
    @tutts999 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The best. Saw him in Gt Yarmouth in the early 90's. Never laughed so much.

  • @HardstylerRattez
    @HardstylerRattez 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    only just heared of him tonight on 100 top stand-ups and got to say i think he's great wish i was around to watch him live

  • @gatfit555
    @gatfit555 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    went to see this while suffering severe man flu, he cured it with continually laughter not racist just funny wish there were more like him now

  • @GOATAli
    @GOATAli 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A lot of Bernard's jokes were also clean and inoffensive, but brilliant. The 8 Brandies, Quazzi joke, pools joke, Lenny Henry and wife

  • @gyfordjonathan3582
    @gyfordjonathan3582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    An Irish man standing in a cellar with an Englishman. The Englishman says " its fucking dark down here? " and the Irish replies " I don't know I can't see ".

  • @markhirons8552
    @markhirons8552 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That did vicious joke is hilarious 😂😂

  • @fuckpaks
    @fuckpaks 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    good to see an asian with a sence of humour in the audiance

  • @jonathanroberts5371
    @jonathanroberts5371 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Just Classic!!😂

  • @oysterstew8216
    @oysterstew8216 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Someone once said about Bernard Manning "Who has he not offended". Unfortunately the only people around were nodding donkey PC pricks. If I had been there I would have answered
    "People with a sense of humour"

    • @o2xb
      @o2xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't see him offending english people?

    • @marcuspemrick1960
      @marcuspemrick1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      English Jews Muslims,Irish descents etc etc.... fuck off

    • @brythonicman3267
      @brythonicman3267 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@o2xb English blacks, English Asians, English Jews or are they not English?

  • @user-pj2yq2oh5j
    @user-pj2yq2oh5j 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've been down in the dumps for a while, life is hard .this man makes me laugh like I how I used too . Jeniouse . If you are down .watch this man pull you up .and doesn't matter who or where you are from . Lol rip.

  • @GOATAli
    @GOATAli 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you cannot laugh at this man then you have fuck all
    sense of humour. He is the best comedian and teller
    of a joke I have ever heard. Effortless and so fluid. Gas man.

  • @Dan_wiles
    @Dan_wiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What’ve you got? Fuck all hahaha brilliant

  • @fivewindow32
    @fivewindow32 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The greatest comedian ever!

  • @markkinrade2739
    @markkinrade2739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simply the best

  • @7timestree
    @7timestree 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A great artist; he is to comedy what Johnny Cash was to music.

  • @31rosalinda
    @31rosalinda 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the Bisto!

  • @stevenbailey5773
    @stevenbailey5773 หลายเดือนก่อน

    GENIUS

  • @sgmccall
    @sgmccall 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i went to see him 3 times , once in Blackpool and twice in my home town carlisle.He gave te best advice ever for a long and happy life dont torture yourself in a gym and eat the foods you enjoy.He was a good age when he died.

  • @derekwilcox2202
    @derekwilcox2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still the funniest man on the planet by far wasn't racist supported more than people knew 😂🤣😂👍👌🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @mohammedkhalid3684
    @mohammedkhalid3684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny as f**k,true comedian

  • @markhirons8552
    @markhirons8552 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rip u absolute legend 👌

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Quasimodo gags. 😂

    • @MostlyLoveOfMusic
      @MostlyLoveOfMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't understand either of them tbh but I've never seen Quasimodo in anything

  • @user-sh9pc3rl1f
    @user-sh9pc3rl1f ปีที่แล้ว

    The best ever

  • @andyzbak2
    @andyzbak2 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    most people in the uk respect anyone that gives them respect.........

  • @BC1878
    @BC1878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Quasimodo joke was brilliant. He was brilliant. Never see his like again. People take things and themselves too seriously.

  • @DouglasEdward84
    @DouglasEdward84 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bernard is one of the people that has been this on earth that I truly regret I wasn't able to share a drink or a smoke with, A true warrior aganist politically correct bull, great work Bernard we still love you

  • @MrKarlgrey1987
    @MrKarlgrey1987 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    legend

  • @justdrive4628
    @justdrive4628 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    EPIC Very Funny Man

  • @user-gz8fk9eo6u
    @user-gz8fk9eo6u 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome 👏

  • @markkinrade2739
    @markkinrade2739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolute legend 😂

  • @yorkshirelad3524
    @yorkshirelad3524 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic

  • @Christonamotorcycle
    @Christonamotorcycle 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolute genius!

  • @andrewellis3326
    @andrewellis3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wonderfull comic.why are we so sad now and pc

  • @wubberducky
    @wubberducky 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahahhaaahhhaa..........and hahhaahahhhahhhahha.............genious, legend, the greatest! nuf said.

  • @HoraceOflaherty
    @HoraceOflaherty 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Surname: Manning
    Recorded as Manning and the patronymic Mannings, this is an English surname but one of pre 7th century Norse Viking origins. According to the famous Victorian etymologist Canon Charles Bardsley writing in the year 1880, it derives from 'maningi,' a word which translates as valiant or strong. The name is preserved in such towns as Manningford or Manningtree.

  • @Spudgun81
    @Spudgun81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I now know Mike Reid stole his Quasimodo jokes from Bernard.

  • @oldelpaso1987
    @oldelpaso1987 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    well said

  • @leehancock8208
    @leehancock8208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bernard was the best comedian ever but one night at the embassy club he tipped a horse and i told all my mates in the pub to back it and it got stuffed - so i said even Bernard manning was on it, and they all said at once, " i think he fkn was" 😅

  • @tomj5514
    @tomj5514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonder if they’ll be talking about Jimmy Carr like this in 25 years?

  • @wolvolad87
    @wolvolad87 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i havent got your fucking ball! hahaha

  • @LondonDada
    @LondonDada 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We were allowed to laugh properly in those days.

  • @gooneyboy89
    @gooneyboy89 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Genius!!!!

  • @pharcyde110573
    @pharcyde110573 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    RESPECT!

  • @deltaunit7
    @deltaunit7 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    drill ty for puting it on youtube and have u seen the comideans yet he is in it

  • @GRAHAM5020
    @GRAHAM5020 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the mans was brilliant

  • @peanutbutterbummer
    @peanutbutterbummer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    why compare Bernard Manning to Ben Elton?!
    Just compare Bernard to any comedian.....

  • @jonnyBB3B
    @jonnyBB3B 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Legend

  • @Bevoin1970
    @Bevoin1970 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im in agreement with you bro... :-))

  • @salstream
    @salstream 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    comic genius

  • @peanutbutterbummer
    @peanutbutterbummer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    yet he said on "From Beyond The Grave" that yes he was a racist, he admitted it.
    I loved Bernard, and although he says he is a racist I think that's due to the fact he was branned it for so long. He was a nationalist, and there's nothing wrong with loving your country

    • @o2xb
      @o2xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      there is something wrong with blind loyalty to a piece of land especially when it commits so many atrocities and benefits only the very privileged few at the cost of the many poor working class!!!!!

  • @emilyabbie
    @emilyabbie 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fucking crowd sign the ball.....

  • @joshdeegan91
    @joshdeegan91 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    this bloke is what funny is about - offensive jokes - they work a treat but like he says - don't take them serious

  • @parksyist
    @parksyist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious

  • @yorkie6687
    @yorkie6687 14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @Caligula138 Unfortunatly we are supposed to feel guilty here in England if
    we laugh at things like this, fortunatly I was privaleged to meet the man many times!

    • @o2xb
      @o2xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      so you should be if you're laughing at racism

    • @o2xb
      @o2xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why does he not make fun of white people? and please say irish because thats a nationality !

  • @Slackula1
    @Slackula1 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Caligula138
    Fancy meeting you here.

  • @davidcarterwigan
    @davidcarterwigan 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:20 brilliant

  • @venusintransit
    @venusintransit 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brill!

  • @MrBigric1
    @MrBigric1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @funkyjim well said

  • @TheDEATHSTARIII
    @TheDEATHSTARIII 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    did I just see don Johnson in the crowd

  • @thefivepoints
    @thefivepoints ปีที่แล้ว

    Oohhh i'm sooooo offended ❄️❄️

  • @northernmonkeyjiujitsu
    @northernmonkeyjiujitsu 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    VGD
    hear hear mate his best ever in my opinion!

  • @geordierudeboy
    @geordierudeboy 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    absolutely class funny as fuck