[SFM] DO NOT FIST ANDROID GIRLS

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[@Engineer_TF2_red]

I don't what you guys talking about, I was just fixing her

[@user-hd2mx2dq4k]

Texas style

[@_Official_Alastor]

Engi in my book they are all a 1/10.

[@RQY123]

Texas style

[@andry-mac3855]

Of course, her internal components needed a good fixing

[@Dispenelope.]

Yeah...sure🤨

[@Omnywrench]

"You give up a few things... chasing a dream."

[@voidvon-1210]

-Silver

[@Crazylom]

- John Silver, Treasure Planet

[@wolfluva24]

Nope best comment hands down you win sir

[@alexello1189]

Fucking goated movie. Hate that Disney sabotaged the release and the only reason it was made was cause Eisner forced them to make the whole Disney renaissance before letting them do their dream project.

[@Gacha-RNG]

the fact that someone already animated that in sfm is gold

[@jimmybob7873]

Instruction unclear. Fist stuck in toaster.

[@holden1259]

Yeah, got my hand stuck inside of a car

[@fennec_fox_studios]

Lmao

[@menacingpyro2005]

Hey the scout on my team has the same problem but instead with his nether regions

[@fennec_fox_studios]

@@menacingpyro2005 get medic and saw off. His dick and then medigun

[@tuxedeoboi9155]

PSA: Your human hand might get injured if you try to fist a android girl.
Engineer: Hey look buddy, i'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like what is beauty. Cause that would fall under the purview your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

[@catlord2395]

*CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* ***CRUNCH*** YYYYEEEEOOOOWWWCCHH

[@dandu3631]

"Italian man what happened!?"

[@joaodesouzaleitejoao8134]

I HAVE BROKEN MY FUCKIN HAND NOISE AHHHHHHH

[@dandu3631]

@@joaodesouzaleitejoao8134 "HOW-"

[@OriginalCommunist]

*flintstoneyeowch.mp3*

[@prescilafernandez3969]

Unfortunately, this one does not have Handbars.

[@FanesGaming]

Im gonna do it batman
NO Joker dont do it
IM GONNA FUCKIN DO IT BATMAN
NOOO

[@Overseer3590]

There’s no laws against androids Batman!

[@vancouver9672]

​@@Overseer3590 I can do whatever I want.

[@Sandwichs5]

Oh no

[@mrmosasazilla8553]

It's just an android Joker !!!

[@AntonioLucas.1717]

*lupbonney and joker war flashbacks

[@anythinggoes9635]

Dispenser?
*I hardly know her!*

[@marcusfrankvieiravieira1589]

Hahaha! Comedy.

[@BOT_CORP]

*_Rules were made to be broken, Dispenelope_*

[@I_am_the_person_who_asked]

What the fuck engineer…

[@RaulSaguier]

What a sigma

[@synco6972]

@@RaulSaguier kid

[@RaulSaguier]

@@synco6972 💀✌️

[@Mimi-Sentry582]

....is my father drunk or something....or did I really find out why they get along so well?

[@seansoloff7499]

@@Mimi-Sentry582 I don’t wanna fuckin know

[@WesleyTRVOfficial]

WE'RE GONNA ERECTIN' DISPENSERS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@nathaniel5157]

*clank* *clank* *clank* YEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWCH

[@synco6972]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

[@jeffukarosta4500]

Engineer with the gunslinger: LET'S DO THIS TEXAS STYLE

[@bloodbrawler1438]

The loop makes it look like dispenser lady gets rebooted and has to do the PSA everytime

[@LamperAmsel]

"All it takes is the will of a single man."
-Vladimir Makarov

[@kalais5022]

Nahhh he learnt from the first time around 😂

[@isaaclee3271]

Engineer: *flexing robot arm* "I know better now..."

[@smg5232]

Engineer, yea I’m
ENGINEER’N MAH F*CKIN LIMIT! -Engineer

[@eternity303.]

Same engi, same

[@Lamplaavaa420]

Engineer, but dispenser her

[@randomyoutubeenjoyer6010]

*clanking intensifies

[@emperorfaiz]

Let's do this Texas style!

[@LethalityDemoman]

Bloody hell!! Spy Give me my Loch-n-load!

[@SomeBiollantefan]

​​@@LethalityDemoman hear ya go *gives him the loch-n-load*
Spy wasn't here i am...kabooey him

[@cieloortiz5567]

YEOUOUOCH

[@jeffrey4359]

I’m starting to feel like the only normal person in the many communities I have joined

[@-Metalblaster-]

As someone who aside from tf2 is fan of several games including ULTRAKILL , I feel you.

[@ATSF874]

“I solve practical problems”

[@seansoloff7499]

“Modern problems require modern solutions”

[@ForceANature.]

Need a Dispenser here!

[@morozon-ms3jt]

Nope.avi

[@lightwarlord4998]

"Dispenser going on"
**Uncle Dane intro startup**

[@ForceANature.]

@@lightwarlord4998 Alright- Nah- Yeah, yeah that's a pretty good job

[@lightwarlord4998]

@@ForceANature. "Well, i guess that wil- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Spy ➡️🗿🥖 ➡️ Engineer

[@marksman0076]

Wow she did a full 180 there. I’m a little conflicted since I always see dispenser lady as a seiso mother

[@emperorfaiz]

As a wife, that's a different story.

[@T29Heavy]

Thank you just what i needed to see in my feed

[@emperorfaiz]

Glad I could help

[@Official_brontoburt]

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ME NOT HIM!!!!
-that one dude

[@tenuredsky7426]

The sweetest are always the freakiest
Honestly, my fav model of the series next to the TP Twins

[@synco6972]

wait, what does a flamethrower look like in android form?

[@capt.ward.]

Hmmmm🤔🤔
It's your imagination to think about it i guess

[@Charlie-mu5nm]

Somebody’s already made an android version of Sasha
You may not have to wait long to see pyros flamethrower turned into one ::)

[@robloxian-craft1941]

The funniest thing in the world is the self awareness of any fictional being
Change my mind
YOU CANT

[@Muff1nDuck8r]

Whoever voiced dispencer lady needs a god dayum oscar😭

[@Official_brontoburt]

It's a custom voice I think

[@Muff1nDuck8r]

o

[@darkclem2531]

"erecting an dispenser"

[@synco6972]

lol

[@seansoloff7499]

I’m erecting MORE than a dispenser..
It’s a sentry

[@GentlemanDuckEdits6539]

There are no laws against the android girls Batman

[@billmnt7174]

Joker don’t do it

[@GentlemanDuckEdits6539]

@@billmnt7174 You already know what I’m gonna do to that thing Batman

[@xenoflame191]

​@@billmnt7174I'M GONNA DO IT BAT-

[@PioAzrielLim]

SPY SPY WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!

[@seansoloff7499]

Off to visit your mother!

[@Psrj-ad]

*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*
DISPENSER DISPENSER DISPENSER DISPENSER

[@Engineer_The_Father]

I have no word..

[@Tf2-Medic-]

Oh god no...

[@medic_tf269]

@@Tf2-Medic- hi twin :D

[@someone6754]

I have one:what the?

[@Engineer_The_Father]

​@@someone6754 do not mention about it

[@seansoloff7499]

Engineer…you mind explaining?…CAUSE IM ENGINEERING MY FUCKIN LIMIT!!!

[@daniboi_oneninefive]

worth.

[@garftna-tn2gq]

Doctor "звуки убир-заряда"

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

That ending part tho!
Oh my, how lewd! **spy snorting noises**

[@Reimu__Hakurei]

Engineer gets an acceptation

[@DeMann_1417]

Why does yt thinks this is an elder scrolls arena animation?

[@emperorfaiz]

How's that even possible?

[@DeMann_1417]

@@emperorfaiz i dunno

[@seerus1351]

Wise words to live by.

[@nseven1117]

from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel

[@orobogamer3.040]

Praise the omnnishiah

[@capman69]

The fuck did I just watch

[@Akumeitakai]

He did it!

[@Falkaster]

*engie reveals mechanical hand* "a small price to pay"

[@tiredlink15]

Please Do the Robots

[@realtrollface101]

Please do not the robot

[@Angrynood]

you mean knot the robot

[@realtrollface101]

@@Angrynood I don't mean that. I don't even know what that means. Probably some BDSM thing that involves rope.
Honestly I don't even know what that acronym stands for specifically.

[@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866]

As a Wise man once said
"SAXTON HAAAAALLEEEE"

[@Gamblingaddictedheavy]

Heavy intrigued. Engineer build girlfriend? Must be very smart.

[@spoongamerxd3943]

"You lose a few things, chasing a dream." -quicksilver

[@CybertechYT-]

Blu spy with a sabotator waiting to dispenser-chan ends her apresentation:

[@menacingpyro2005]

“There’s no laws against the dispensers, engineer!” -Jonker 2024

[@user-gk1bq7yp6j]

Amnissia equips, the emperor protects

[@lightnighl7220]

OAO THAT "unless your prepared" line was well delivered owo jesus

[@ronbird121]

her design already screams assistence

[@mrbananaz3156]

the REAL reason engineer is missing a hand

[@blacknight7559]

Engy was ready since the day he was born

[@EmiyaCG]

Good thing they call me “Iron Fist”

[@cyborgfleegle1339]

Spy:Try Me i have the sapper and medic is charging
Medic:Hallo

[@unknownmystery6023]

At least this one can heal your hand afterwards

[@karlitarsaldivar]

Bro, the likes say 911😂

[@SebB-du5gz]

"there's no laws against the android girls batman"
"no joker, don't do it"
"IM GONNA FUCKIN DO IT BATMAN"
"JOKER NO"

[@cooluke29]

Sheeeeeeeshhhh imma abouuuuuutttaaaa bussssstttt-

[@matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330]

He's waiting all day to say that

[@kurotonickky]

professor membrane once said.

[@AMiniSentry]

Haha, jokes on you! I’m a sentry, so I’ll be fine >:)

[@Your_usual_pyro]

(=

[@Paprus_deez]

I'm still punching

[@Pangaming.official68]

Instructions unclear. Fist now stuck in air conditioning.

[@LamontTheOwlLord]

"I know better now..."

[@Heavy514]

Doctor why is my gun going brrrrrrrrrrr it’s not on

[@DeMann_1417]

Malfunction?

[@Heavy514]

@@DeMann_1417 i dont no my gun is just going brrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@DeMann_1417]

@@Heavy514 try to empty your gun to prevent further damage

[@Heavy514]

Okay I just emptied my gun there was a bullet stuck on the inside of the barrel

[@billyrider3718]

Mind if I touch your gun to see what is going on?

[@wolfheart5431]

"Unless your prepeared"
*Robotic right Hand twists around*
Oy Engi keep it down will you 😅

[@The_knight_of_antifurrism]

where is my fuckin gun?

[@ggnoremislya]

she not furry, calm down

[@ggnoremislya]

btw, do you need anti-furry docs?

[@DMlTREl]

Can someone call a demoman?

[@ElimGamin109]

A wise man once said, “You loose a few things chasin a dream.”🤣

[@pufferfish4450]

"I'M GONNA LAY YOU OUT!", fits this well.

[@galodetenis1043]

When bro said "hard as a rock", i didnt think it was literal 💀

[@starboi386studios5]

"i know better now..." **Reveals his robotic hand**

[@Anothermedicmain]

Instructions unclear dispenser is pieces.

[@pun-tastic2091]

😂😂😂😂, I'm so glad that the 2000's folks are still living the day of the future just to make these animations

[@The_ManBan]

ENGI YOU SMART ASS

[@arizonaranger8799]

"Sacrifices must be made"

[@raptorious7090]

**Equips the Gunslinger **
Now can I do it?

[@mq1_drone]

Potispenser here

[@RenagadeWind]

You lose a lot of things chasing a dream

[@helixsol7171]

*Proceeds to cut off both hands to be replaced by Gunslingers.*

[@Loner_Ken]

Considering how I simp for GLaDOS, and you put her voice on Dispenser Lady... You crafted my kryptonite...
And the fact that I'm naturally attracted to women older than me makes it worse...

[@649sir4]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM

[@strawberrymilk2766]

Well we now know what we must do to all robot women’s and ares selves

[@screaminggoatgaming]

"STILL HORNY?! You are not the man heavy wanted you to be"

[@Official_brontoburt]

It's just a robot not a human

[@capman69]

@@Official_brontoburt You do know that the short is pretty much talking about FISTING robot girls right?

[@Official_brontoburt]

@@capman69 yeah I know

[@Heavy_weapons_guy0]

NO HORNY, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE

[@log6359]

Android: Don't fist android girls!
Engineer: I gave a few things chasing a dream...

[@youdontcare2312]

Whoooowee, making bacon!

[@KrangXdimension]

I got that hand aswell, i am prepared aswell

[@inzanecat420]

well it's like they say "you give up a few things, chasing a dream."

[@JurassicJordan]

Glad I’m prepared

[@pabloteixido2155]

a little price to chased that dream

[@gingerbread930]

"you might get hurt"
Spy reaction:

[@Baller_rbx333-official]

"JOKER, IT'S A ROBOT DON'T DO IT"

[@TheSketchbookLucas21]

"Mmmph, Mph, Hudda, AAAAAAAAAAAA-"
(Translation : "Hello, Engi, it's me, PybroAAAAAAAA-")

[@viselka_official]

sometimes, you need to hurt yourself to distract yourself from such thoughts
(added) *AND IT'S NOT ALWAYS MEANS ABOUT ROBOTS!!!*

[@luisc6832]

“Please assume the position”

[@neon2745]

BAP!

[@Firesword610]

Do not judge me and my protogen!

[@theunitedkingdomofaxollotls]

I dont think engineer would do this

[@korhol2065]

Considering there’s a game where you are tying to avoid to soviet robots with realistic looks, yeah definitely don’t fist an android that could literally break your spine, heal you, then break your spine again