“It’s like a Ferrari with legs and- Oh. No. Wait. Hang on. He’s run out of energy,” is unironically a perfect group of sentences to describe how a cheetah functions.
Considering how fast wings can be in Spore, this feels a lot like where people think of Cheetas as the fastest despite all the birds that drastically outclass them.
@@dane1382And then the faster flyers going a casual 60mph over an extended period, or the peregrine falcon going 200mph straight into a smaller bird acting like a bullet.
Dear Mr. Bogboy, it is my pleasure to inform you that your video is a masterpiece. I noticed this while I was having a glass of milk and cookies for breakfast when at minute 0:29 I laughed, spit out the milk, staining my desk, and simply accidentally threw the cookies on the floor. the best experience of my life
bogboy: I challenge you to find anything that can even remotely beat this thing in a race. me: *knows that sonic can cook a chicken with slaps in less than a blink*
I'm so happy that this game isn't completely forgotten and there's still a channel that makes good SPORE content. I loved this game so much as a kid and spent countless hours playing it. Good times
the third creature (7:25) literally triggering my arachnophobia to where I needed to stop looking at it was not on my bingo card considering I'm usually not so unnerved by pictures but very good video otherwise! first I've seen from this creator, but very funny. good job!
I'm concerned about the scientific value of your testing process. For starters, you begin with the tomato being faster than the cheetah. But when you create the millipede, you race it against the cheetah, and declare it the fastest, despite not testing it against the current record holder, which would be the tomato. Then you test the millipede against the spaghetti monster. Then bigfeet against the cheetah again, even though it's the slowest creature. The lack of consistency makes it impossible to gauge any of these creatures speeds relative to one another. In the end, Mr. Pinchy is declared the fastest despite not being tested at all, and in fact, in the end does not appear to be faster than the other test subjects in the field test 13:45.
@@BogBoyOfficial true I have to admit giant Brian’s story is pretty darn fun officer officer is probably the best cop supervillain out there also good job making the return of Mr pinchy
If you like the Spore stuff, I highly recommend the Sims and Wii Sports videos. Honestly, the Wii Sports videos rival the Spore videos for my favorites on the channel.
@@BogBoyOfficialafter watching this s.o.t.s ( Stoke On Trent Steamers) certified video, I have but one, simple request; on your next spore video, WIPE OUT THE POACHERS. EVERY. LAST. ONE. OF. THEM. Mr pinchy didn't deserve such a cruel fate like this after saving the universe from the whelks, right after his own merchandise dropped, no less! Please avenge mr.pinchy, if you do, you will receive one more subscriber for your next milestone as an Awesome TH-camr!
meanwhile me as a child making a murder machine with any creature i made because i loved the creature stage so much i gave it everything that was the best possible stats:
I remember my computer having an aneurysm when I tried to walk with a creature that was just a ball with a single leg starting from the top of its head and wrapping around its body before reaching the ground
The problem is cheetahs can only keep 96 kmh for a few hundred yards before requiring a rest. But yes, they are fast and can reach said 96 kmh in around 4-6 seconds. Also, 'You're just a leopard from Poundland.'
does anyone know how bogboy makes this amazing, interesting and epic content, all within the limit of a game made in 2008?? because i sure do, thats how good these videos are!
Somehow, creating a creature with massive feet that occasionally let out a cartoon green mist when they walk is making me doubt him saying that he doesn't like feet
I wonder… the most twisted spore creature with the most twisted up body with zigzags, loops, curves, corners, and all the bunch. A creature with the most arms and legs, or the longest neck, the largest mouth, etc.
“It’s like a Ferrari with legs and- Oh. No. Wait. Hang on. He’s run out of energy,” is unironically a perfect group of sentences to describe how a cheetah functions.
Meanwhile cheetah, that is too tired to do anything after short run: (they are unironically sick from overheating after each full-speed run)
literally lol
cheetahs are really stupid actually.
When Lions want to kill cheetahs, they will simply keep walking towards them until the cheetahs are too exhausted to keep running.
@@BabyEater Sounds like every horror movie killer ever haha
“Thank goodness we have such a lovely carpet of barrels to land on- OH 😰”
"He's DEAD! 😨"
“How did that happen?!”
@@TheEmeraldSloth "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!"
-heavy tf2, probably
@@TheEmeraldSloth "Note to self: Never use explosive barrels to break fall"
Cracked up at that point
The sight of dozens of poachers cresting over the hill in pursuit is both hilarious and uniquely terrifying. RIP the abomination relay team
Considering how fast wings can be in Spore, this feels a lot like where people think of Cheetas as the fastest despite all the birds that drastically outclass them.
cheetahs arent even the fastest mammals. a bat's flight speed is nothing to scoff at.
@@dane1382And then the faster flyers going a casual 60mph over an extended period, or the peregrine falcon going 200mph straight into a smaller bird acting like a bullet.
@@dane1382 actually birds are not mammals
@@alfredopalomares7624 Bats are not birds
@@alfredopalomares7624 Did you even read what the comment said?
the bog boy expanded universe is the most epic thing ever
TRUE 🤣
“Your just a leopard from Poundland”
You hurt the cheetahs feewings!!
you heartless monster
DISGUSTING
Noooo, he is from cheetahville 😭😭😭😭😭
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Dear Mr. Bogboy, it is my pleasure to inform you that your video is a masterpiece. I noticed this while I was having a glass of milk and cookies for breakfast when at minute 0:29 I laughed, spit out the milk, staining my desk, and simply accidentally threw the cookies on the floor. the best experience of my life
If Mr Pinchy was an artist would he be called da Pinchy?
YES
@@airy214 how crabinarto da pinchy?
@@mortireco Y̶̯͉̻͍̮̗͙̙͉̳̟̦͖̅̅͐Ê̴̢̖̰͕̜͔̻͇͂͜S̴̢̘̬̘̹͚̟̙̞̍̀̋͗̀͐̏̓͑͒̈́̋̀͠͝
Maybe, except Da Vinci was NOT his actual name.
"Da Vinci" basically just meant where he was from.
@@Diablo_Himself Cool😁
“And into the ball pit because I thought it would be funny” good reasoning
A tragic end to a thrilling story of science, hubris and athletic might. Rest In Peace bogboy’s relay team 😔
I like how sometimes the creatures just bluescreen for a few seconds
bogboy: I challenge you to find anything that can even remotely beat this thing in a race.
me: *knows that sonic can cook a chicken with slaps in less than a blink*
nice
Hey this guy sounds like the guy who does Wii sports baseball anime and is friends with well known criminal and escapist expert G I A N T B R A I N
Huh, weird, he does
I think you two should rewatch those vids and roll perception on those vids and see if some things are the same on this video and those
Giant who?
and also like the guy who made a war between pears and whelks and bananas
This is the first video I’ve seen of this creator and game. No idea what just happened, but appreciate the chaos
"and i have no friends"
*Instantly hooked and hyper focusing on the video*
"unfortuantelly mr.pinchy got bored and completely ignored the race"
Damn that last creature did NOT skip leg day 💀
yeah, mr pinchy was fast
It would have been faster if he gave the creature 9 legs instead of 2
@@macalisteryoung8830 the 2 legs creature run faster tho
@@ADHDGUY-qm5nf Legs don't matter, only the stats
@@Amin_777-z8vThat wouldn't make any sense, because they are suspended in air for longer
I'm so happy that this game isn't completely forgotten and there's still a channel that makes good SPORE content. I loved this game so much as a kid and spent countless hours playing it. Good times
0:02 "maurice"
Tysm I was looking for this and didn't want to go through the whole video for it!!😅
I love when people call him by his real name
As an American "leopard from pound land" sounds like a compliment.
the way the cheetah's torso is just completely motionless but the legs move with just such speed takes me out everytime
I actually cried when Mr Pinchy showed up, and followed my such an emotional death, chilling stuff.
Mr. Bogboy, Where does this fit in the Fruitius Maxiums Timeline?
It ties in to the tiny elephants timeline, and that ties in to fruitius maximus.
@@fuecOHKO yes but at what time?
@@fuecOHKO am I to assume this is the latest installment?
@@Idk_________ before peter the penguin was first mentioned
He will find a way
"You're just a leopard from Poundland"
(I'm American, we don't actually have that here, we have dollar stores)
nobody cares that ur american
Same difference
This video came at the perfect time, I had a dream that a friend was playing Spore last night and I almost cried because I didn't have the game
So the carcinisation theory is true! Mr. Pinchy is the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM! Move aside Shadow the Hedgehog!
the third creature (7:25) literally triggering my arachnophobia to where I needed to stop looking at it was not on my bingo card considering I'm usually not so unnerved by pictures but very good video otherwise! first I've seen from this creator, but very funny. good job!
first 20 seconds and the video is already so relatable! i, too, have no friends! MarshMan truly is a master of entertainment!
*RUNNIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥*
*rolling
0:17 seeing a banana and pear move like that gave me a good chuckle. thank you good sir
After seeing his goodbye video, 0:20 hits harder than before 😭
3:12 TF2 speed buff sound effect
btw , I love that tomato. And all of the creatures actually. They look ridiculous walking.
Spore will forever be the best gimmick game.
I'm concerned about the scientific value of your testing process.
For starters, you begin with the tomato being faster than the cheetah. But when you create the millipede, you race it against the cheetah, and declare it the fastest, despite not testing it against the current record holder, which would be the tomato. Then you test the millipede against the spaghetti monster. Then bigfeet against the cheetah again, even though it's the slowest creature. The lack of consistency makes it impossible to gauge any of these creatures speeds relative to one another.
In the end, Mr. Pinchy is declared the fastest despite not being tested at all, and in fact, in the end does not appear to be faster than the other test subjects in the field test 13:45.
I know it's a comedy video, but all of this genuinely did kinda make me wish it was taken a little more seriously, yeah.
Finally more spore stuff that’s why I subbed I really like your spore lore
give my other stuff a chance there's plenty more lore to be found :)
@@BogBoyOfficial true I have to admit giant Brian’s story is pretty darn fun officer officer is probably the best cop supervillain out there also good job making the return of Mr pinchy
If you like the Spore stuff, I highly recommend the Sims and Wii Sports videos. Honestly, the Wii Sports videos rival the Spore videos for my favorites on the channel.
@@Yzarro Hrm I may give it a shot
@@BogBoyOfficialafter watching this s.o.t.s ( Stoke On Trent Steamers) certified video, I have but one, simple request; on your next spore video, WIPE OUT THE POACHERS. EVERY. LAST. ONE. OF. THEM. Mr pinchy didn't deserve such a cruel fate like this after saving the universe from the whelks, right after his own merchandise dropped, no less! Please avenge mr.pinchy, if you do, you will receive one more subscriber for your next milestone as an Awesome TH-camr!
EVERYONE WAKE UP!!! NEW BOGBOY SPORE VIDEO!!11!!!!!!1
Bro the little inferno music at the end was the cherry on top
meanwhile me as a child making a murder machine with any creature i made because i loved the creature stage so much i gave it everything that was the best possible stats:
8:26-"When you don't miss the leg(feet) day"😂
Please continue making spore vids! They are so good!
That hampster dance moment got me laughing so hard, the area of the rib that hurt me fked me more, which made me laugh even more
I am not a sad/depressed person, but your videos bring some type of innocent joy that sometimes is forgotten by us as we get to our 30s. Thank you!
This video feels like a kid playing with his toys and i absolutely love it 🐸🐸
Love to see your still uploading spore vids
I love these spore videos
Loved the video as always! I'm so mad at those freaking poachers though!!!! D:
How DARE they tbh
You're not lonely because you've got us
this made me giggle so much, thanks
I hope Bogboy can find the courage to ask out his great love
THE SWORDLAND IN THE BACKGROUND GOES HARD!
Person: RUN YOU CAN DO IT! cheetah: one sec I need a break…
I remember my computer having an aneurysm when I tried to walk with a creature that was just a ball with a single leg starting from the top of its head and wrapping around its body before reaching the ground
BABE WAKE UP, NEW BOGBOY JUST DROPPED
look whos back back again
wait until this man learns about pause boosting
The problem is cheetahs can only keep 96 kmh for a few hundred yards before requiring a rest. But yes, they are fast and can reach said 96 kmh in around 4-6 seconds. Also, 'You're just a leopard from Poundland.'
"Don't poach him! He's not an egg!"
Ok that's just pure genius 😂
“You’re just a leopard from poundland”
does anyone know how bogboy makes this amazing, interesting and epic content, all within the limit of a game made in 2008?? because i sure do, thats how good these videos are!
kirby will be proud of tomatoes🥰 0:46
this is quality spore content. here's a subscribe
WE JUST GOT HIM BACK
I wish I had the wit to call a cheetah a "leopard from Poundland." Never thought of it til now.
The Goats back with another banger🔥
Spore at its peak was so good.
Somehow, creating a creature with massive feet that occasionally let out a cartoon green mist when they walk is making me doubt him saying that he doesn't like feet
A cheetah? He can't do that he's an anti cheetah! An anti speeder.
Every time I’m reminded of Sonic’s government name, I slip just a little bit closer to the void.
What an amazing masterpiece
10:47 why does the creature look like a buff version of the beast from pikuniku? 😂
“He never skipped leg day.”
Man this thing brings so much memories.
The boi returns! And expanding the universe
The tomato being faster than the cheetah made me laugh hard
Crazy how the creature with tons of legs walked similarly to a millipede.
Pinchy he's BACK
If that tomato does not become a mascot of some kind for you I'm going to be very upset because I love that tomato
"must proceed quick"
- stonik
JUSTICE FOR MISTER PINCHY, THE POACHERS SHALL BE POACHED
YIPEE ANOTHER SPORE VIDEO FROM BOG BOY
Im so happy this game is being revived
adding glide+long legs+ the two paws=god tier speed
I wonder… the most twisted spore creature with the most twisted up body with zigzags, loops, curves, corners, and all the bunch.
A creature with the most arms and legs, or the longest neck, the largest mouth, etc.
The whole video except the cringe part at the end was awesome. I really did enjoy it!
"Tomato centipede isn't real, it can't hurt you."
Tomato centipede:
“You're just a leopard from Poundland!”
the king... is back!
R.I.P. Maurice Hedgehog 😭😭😭
Your just doing your best and that's ok cheetah
Mr pinchy: POACHER STAMPEDE!!!!!!
specimens: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 13:42
At the end, the Poachers were able to outspeed Mr. Pinchy...
So you just recreated that one cat, got it.
when it walks it looks like spaghetti falling down a hill
looking at how mr pinchy was revived in the former finale of the bogboy universe, hes probably fine
combine the spider one with the last one. you can now go faster. and jump over anything. that's actually overpowered.
Too sleepy to form a meaningful sentence but I love your videos so much dude.
All these creatures:hey u wanna see some weell speed
Bro i can hear the last thread of sanity in the lonely part.
THE MYTH IS BACK
The tomato is how I drew humans in preschool