Salty Parry King Sends Hatemail - Dark Souls 3

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  • @astronautis1674
    @astronautis1674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    When you finally hit a parry but you're too busy spamming parry to counter

    • @danielp3580
      @danielp3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      666

    • @rat9041
      @rat9041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Qsucomaluco 2.0 its funny because sacreligious! im truly laughing my ass so far off my body its going into a fictional hell!

    • @LunchBXcrue
      @LunchBXcrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lmao I was just about to say that, he finally got one but already pressed the button 16 times.

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rat9041
      ?

    • @krrombopulos1618
      @krrombopulos1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or when you try to parry so much when you finally get it your so amazed at the fact you got it you forget to do anything

  • @xshullaw
    @xshullaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    No helmet.
    Dark Armor.
    Havel's leggings.
    Claymore.
    Offhand Caestus.
    _Mother of God..._

    • @killerd54
      @killerd54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      It's the fake guts

    • @anth3368
      @anth3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      killerd54
      Holy shit I laughed for the first time in a while

    • @devnail7368
      @devnail7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brigade gauntlets to

    • @SoggyBolls
      @SoggyBolls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Probably +0 Claymore

    • @jake-ps4rh
      @jake-ps4rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But I use claymore :(

  • @mergimkrasniqi7569
    @mergimkrasniqi7569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2280

    -Killed Fireproof KING with fire.
    -No Estus use vs. 31134 emeny Estus uses
    -Clapped to the beat
    10/10

    • @killimo7990
      @killimo7990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mergim Krasniqi perfect

    • @tylermonacchio2163
      @tylermonacchio2163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bentim7732 They be hacking the game to be gud without git'n gud.

    • @albinkrasniqi3194
      @albinkrasniqi3194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bentim7732 you see, he has a twink build with overopowered stuff. Not only weapons and armor, but also the amount and strength of your estus. The further you go in the game, the better it gets. He did only find some estus shards, since his estus itself was really weak. And by looking at his skill and gear, he himself is not far in the game because you need to git gud to pass lothric and lorian.

    • @devnail7368
      @devnail7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel bad about my self because I used 6 +10 estus and the host used 0 and I died but the invasion after I got 7 successful parry and used 1 estus wtf nerf the claymore

    • @Matt-td8xw
      @Matt-td8xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      PL was literally a boss fight, lmao.

  • @axiomunknown3380
    @axiomunknown3380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    Definition of insanity: Repeating the same action and expecting a different result each time.

    • @hervisdaubeny8595
      @hervisdaubeny8595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love vaas so much lol

    • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
      @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But, IF it works.
      It didn't for him

    • @orsosdanika1836
      @orsosdanika1836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Definition of a new Dark Souls player who meet the first boss

    • @Izma9
      @Izma9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd say it is definition of stupidity

    • @DetectiveLincolnColes
      @DetectiveLincolnColes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it’s more doing the exact same thing so this is just the definition of not knowing what your doing or how to properly parry

  • @anythingatall7670
    @anythingatall7670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3088

    Parries every second
    Chugs
    Resorts to blessings
    Does 3 damage with a greatsword
    Casul confirmed

    • @Abstru5e.
      @Abstru5e. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      and then talks shit, what a scrub lmao

    • @hollowempty6086
      @hollowempty6086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      d magi Idiot confirmed.

    • @anythingatall7670
      @anythingatall7670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Not to mention that 1 of your hits equals like 568268 of his estus. I'm sorry you had to endure this fighter.

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      d magi hes also either twinking or loaded in a save file he got off of the internet given his armor and estus

    • @trutyatces8699
      @trutyatces8699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or he just played through the game at a low SL because Dark Souls.

  • @camron.w1841
    @camron.w1841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    So I can see this fight on a 50/50 basis
    50% fighter being a parry paladin
    50% *MMMMM ESTUS CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGH CHUG CHUG CHUG*

    • @blightedcrowmain8236
      @blightedcrowmain8236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0.001 percent: Gets riposted lmao

    • @thecreator2229
      @thecreator2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      honestly hate when people take estus during pvp, i never take estus during pvp because i want a fun and fair match

    • @TheChilaxicle
      @TheChilaxicle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Atariusz_ He said estus, not caestus

    • @Atariusz_
      @Atariusz_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheChilaxicle oooohhh ok thx

    • @jasonolson7966
      @jasonolson7966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thecreator2229 yeah but I'm gonna use estus if I get invaded and I don't wanna die before that next bonfire! random invasions aren't fair PvP. if I summon someone to PvP, I won't estus chug. can't hate a guy for doing anything to survive when he's just playing the game

  • @poekelseele
    @poekelseele 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Chug, chug,
    I'm parrying you.

    • @helllss9571
      @helllss9571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lol best poem ever 19/10

    • @jankcity6081
      @jankcity6081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      The Thrall Hood Fighter
      Is coming for you

    • @carbon-9449
      @carbon-9449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best poem I’ve ever seen

    • @JayBaz
      @JayBaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1,000th like here

  • @TheHolyNade
    @TheHolyNade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    this guy HAS to be a troll. there's no way in hell someone would ever be like this

    • @FeeshOfTGMC
      @FeeshOfTGMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He is actually that dumb.

    • @FeeshOfTGMC
      @FeeshOfTGMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@zq.11 This youtuber made another video about him and it was Parry king again. He was toxic as always. Thats how i know it , there are dumb people tho.

    • @czowiekzlasu3740
      @czowiekzlasu3740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Of course, even the unupgraded claymore. Probably Figters friend.

    • @justinsmith2394
      @justinsmith2394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah look at his character design either a troll or setup video

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I run into players that stupid quite a bit

  • @lovelylittleluna
    @lovelylittleluna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    legend says he's still parrying...

    • @midnightmadness6344
      @midnightmadness6344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Fear the old parry

    • @mii1211
      @mii1211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fireproof just got burnt.

    • @guardian9832
      @guardian9832 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I used to be a parry god like you, but then I took a halberd to the knee...

    • @guardian9832
      @guardian9832 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know this stuff is from bloodborne but I said something from skyrim anyway lol

    • @mONGGGOL
      @mONGGGOL 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaap

  • @SaIti2
    @SaIti2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    3:23 best part is his name is fire proof king

  • @PerfectlyLostMySanity
    @PerfectlyLostMySanity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2893

    Oh God, I would pay good money to see his reaction to this vid

    • @infernusfenris3033
      @infernusfenris3033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Lost My Sanity *Adds fifty dollars to pile*

    • @cr0wboi
      @cr0wboi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lost My Sanity maybe ask him to send the salt fountain the video, bets would make him feel fucking stupid, or he would deny it's existence because all people who hail from places like Brazil or Japan talk that broken

    • @shawaafalislam284
      @shawaafalislam284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice one pale man

    • @LunarSnows
      @LunarSnows 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Infernus I'll double whatever you put in lol

    • @Dasten
      @Dasten 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      cr0wboi You honestly think his accent is Brazilian/Japanese?

  • @taniksatthedisco6013
    @taniksatthedisco6013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    How in gods green earth does he have that much estus, some Dark wraith armor, havels legs, AND NOT HAVE ANY UNDEAD BONE SHARDS

  • @Dr_McKay
    @Dr_McKay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1789

    Low level invasions and the guy has 12 estus? Damn

    • @Lu22H
      @Lu22H 7 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Ben and havels boots and hidden blessings and gold pine resin

    • @donnietuck6425
      @donnietuck6425 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Ben, low level, not just starting out.

    • @LordThatch
      @LordThatch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      he was ng+ probably.

    • @sumbutt130
      @sumbutt130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Ben Looked like he didn't even get any bone shards for it either

    • @throbbingdad5193
      @throbbingdad5193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      probably just got carried by phantoms

  • @sayxxdx
    @sayxxdx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "I'm the bomb and about to blow up"
    *throws a bomb*

  • @FighterPL
    @FighterPL  7 ปีที่แล้ว +2352

    Im about to give up with Dark Souls 3 after this invasion...
    also that "kill yourself" was a joke ofc

    • @mrpenguin451
      @mrpenguin451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Fighter .PL And no one would blame you

    • @VinnValor
      @VinnValor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Fighter .PL xD the humiliation is strong with this one. Good work fighter putting that little shit in his place

    • @angelo1949
      @angelo1949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I'll be here whatever content you make, brodie

    • @DatsRandom
      @DatsRandom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      What made me legit stop Dark Souls 3 PvP was a guy in full thorns armor, dual bleed katanas, and carthus blood ring.
      Once I got him to low health he was just rolling at me and it took me a good solid minute and a half to figure out what he was trying to do.
      Didn't even feel good once I won, I was just insulted that build existed.

    • @chriwehl7173
      @chriwehl7173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fighter .PL You're very very good with parrys .But never try To parry the thief Starter dagger .I hope you learned your lesson in the little fight 3 vs you at Halfway Fortress bonfire
      To be honest I was like :
      "Invaded by Dark Spirit Fighter .PL " *OH SHIT* I need Some help .
      (I only wanted To summon 1 but lagg you know.I pressed 2 summon signes To make sure I get 1 person for help .) But really people with that are glass canons ...hit them 2 times and they die instant .

  • @frothyfriz9722
    @frothyfriz9722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    This game has been out for so long and I still can’t parry

    • @alanareed8940
      @alanareed8940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For people who use greatswords like this guy you can use the iron round shield on the drakeblood knight in archdragon peak after you kill the ancient wyvern

    • @soulreaper1461
      @soulreaper1461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Press L2

    • @frothyfriz9722
      @frothyfriz9722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soulreaper hmmmm the parry is made of L2

    • @7HatimF16
      @7HatimF16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      اضغط L2

    • @comradecatbug5289
      @comradecatbug5289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's easy. If you see a bluerun or roll towards you, just press L2 as they get in melee range. Because believe me, they will press R1. All blues are R1 warriors.
      Llewellyn Shield is slightly better than the Iron Round Shield.

  • @mrpenguin451
    @mrpenguin451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1145

    Bet you 5 bucks if you pulled out a 2 handed great weapon he would still try to parry.

    • @FighterPL
      @FighterPL  7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Morganthe i flmao

    • @AdjustedDisparity
      @AdjustedDisparity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      i was in undead matches and some dude had a caestus build and tried parrying my ledo's Great Hammer while i was 2 handing.

    • @KingOfBattle119
      @KingOfBattle119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't know what it is about invading in Lothric Castle, but I always had people trying to parry my Black Knight UGS 2 handed.

    • @leeschenck
      @leeschenck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Shit, you could have tried to shoot the fucker with a bow and he would have tried to parry.

    • @acdenton5726
      @acdenton5726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I've seen a man try to parry my Dragonslayer Greataxe weapon art

  • @The_Spectre_Gamer
    @The_Spectre_Gamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Player: **Points at ground**
    Fighter .PL: You have chosen... DEATH.

  • @wojtaxelite8600
    @wojtaxelite8600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    He ain't fireproof what a lie.

    • @curry605
      @curry605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      But he is still a king after all

    • @javigonzalez150
      @javigonzalez150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shum Ka Hei yes, he is the parry king obviously xD

    • @stich4425
      @stich4425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought the same thing! So much for “fireproof”

    • @drapas
      @drapas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, he took these bombs like a champ. Pretty sure it was pure shame that ultimately led to his demise.

    • @vivous6842
      @vivous6842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one of those incredibly inaccurate gloating names. ok, noscope360pro you just missed 20 shots on me and im just bobbing back and forth like so

  • @mysticaldarkness4341
    @mysticaldarkness4341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “You don’t sound Nigerian at all” lmao 🤣

  • @cloudpiranha7197
    @cloudpiranha7197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1711

    How can you make a -10 greatsword?

    • @helllss9571
      @helllss9571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      A 20- great sword would do 37 damage not 168

    • @helllss9571
      @helllss9571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      10-*

    • @cloudpiranha7197
      @cloudpiranha7197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XxScorpioXx im 11 soooooooo that makes sense

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fail stats????

    • @Cylithiel
      @Cylithiel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try guts

  • @StoicScape219
    @StoicScape219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Needed a sqeaky toy for every failed parry lmao. I love kids who play like such shit. They're fun to toy with

  • @deadboyindrag2518
    @deadboyindrag2518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Not all heroes wear capes. This one wears a thrall hood.
    "Try longfinger but hole"

    • @JS-cq7ut
      @JS-cq7ut 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 likes is too fitting

  • @NahNoWayy
    @NahNoWayy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad I came back to the video. The music, the editing, the outstanding display of skill... and lack thereof lmao
    Overall amazing and hilarious, no wonder it was already liked when I clicked on it again.

  • @vulcan6926
    @vulcan6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    He was probably waiting to summon his friend's,their is no fucking way this scrub can get through this game playing like that.

    • @FighterPL
      @FighterPL  7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      i bet he got gear from his mates...

    • @vulcan6926
      @vulcan6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even vets shake, Fighter.PL is babe

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vulcan Cawk well he either loaded in a save he got off of the internet or is twinking using a friends save.

    • @KageNekoSamax
      @KageNekoSamax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or he could just be good for pve probably

    • @vulcan6926
      @vulcan6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!! *Generic deathcore beats*

  • @spiddletinks4268
    @spiddletinks4268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    He parred 22 times and failed

    • @incineakechi5197
      @incineakechi5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only 22? That seems a little low

    • @theisjepsen22
      @theisjepsen22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did parry once, but he didn't ripose

    • @shidanslair
      @shidanslair 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theisjepsen22 yes, and that make him even worse haha.

  • @bloodthirsty12
    @bloodthirsty12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Gotta love the extra two parries after he got the parry.

    • @damiandattenberger5254
      @damiandattenberger5254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He did it on purpose, bcs it meant that he didnt Need that parry to SUCCed, he just needed love to win, not to win the fight, but to win each others love. Cant we all learn a lesson from this man? jk he SUCCs lul

    • @mr.cathacker
      @mr.cathacker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never heard of a double parryposte?

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parry King: No attack, only parry.

  • @pablobrunet1931
    @pablobrunet1931 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your videos are hilarious.
    It's evident how much work you put into each video, you deserve a lot more subs. Keep up the good work

  • @freezypop5900
    @freezypop5900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Other Dude : *parries*
    Fighter : Oh he parried me.
    Other dude : Keeps spamming L2
    Fighter : Lmao *rolls away*

    • @RKirby808
      @RKirby808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you're close and pressing fast enough you can throw out a 2nd parry and still land the riposte. I discovered this when PraiseTheSun did it in one of his training room vids a long time ago

    • @artistoblivion
      @artistoblivion 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for describing the exact events of the video in text format.

  • @SenAkari
    @SenAkari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I had to sub to you after that, omg xD I love how you were barely even trying

  • @swordshark3903
    @swordshark3903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    PLEASE tell me you slipped him a 20 to do this because I have given up faith in humanity if this Is real

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      But humanity doesn't scale with Faith, what are you talking about?

    • @grirrat
      @grirrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      the joke is funnier the second time

  • @Mythicalreign22
    @Mythicalreign22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rewatching some old videos and holy shit you wiped the floor with this guy

  • @fullchoke7876
    @fullchoke7876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    True fans watch in 144p
    send help pls ;-;

    • @yaboi841
      @yaboi841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gabriel Hare relatable af

    • @aphy460
      @aphy460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And me ? ;_; i watch in 144p and i lag ... in 144... i do wait 30 min for wtach this video in 144p

    • @zininago1035
      @zininago1035 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabriel Hare ٩

    • @zininago1035
      @zininago1035 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aphy Hentai i

    • @zininago1035
      @zininago1035 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I9898i

  • @Echo-ctulu
    @Echo-ctulu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The music choice literally makes these vids❤

  • @Katsuhi50
    @Katsuhi50 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    when he backstabbed you and did nothing to your heath at this point i'd of fought him bare handed just to even the odds.

  • @boogeythegorilla7330
    @boogeythegorilla7330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    OMG HE USED DIVINE BLESSING LMAO

  • @TTS160
    @TTS160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Holy shit I didnt notice how actually good you are at the game behind all the trolling

    • @MrMaronias
      @MrMaronias 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      The TattleTale Strangler it is a requirement for trolls to be a really good player. You can't troll if you're not good.

    • @crisradax
      @crisradax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      The TattleTale Strangler he couldn't troll like that if he wasn't that good. lol

    • @localfoolthecreature
      @localfoolthecreature 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The TattleTale Strangler to troll is to be good enough to play mind games and puppeteer your subjects. Fighter meets these requirements, he is *the* troll.

    • @Pineda_business
      @Pineda_business 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he is THE* troll.

    • @diegonava7820
      @diegonava7820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The TattleTale Strangler anyone can be good if you make a twink build

  • @erobertt3
    @erobertt3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "you only parry" from the guy that spams four parries in a row when you're not even swinging at him, I can't even

  • @pyrecorsomething2216
    @pyrecorsomething2216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    this just made my hope in humanity drop alittle more but also made my day 😂

    • @pyrecorsomething2216
      @pyrecorsomething2216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anieri Kidemona eh im doing better than i was back then now my hope is in a weird neutral

  • @michealbay1331
    @michealbay1331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved the estus spam at 1:55, you could read the lack of skill off him like an open book~

  • @AdamBarkerThe
    @AdamBarkerThe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    lmfao holy fuck

    • @FighterPL
      @FighterPL  7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      i was like wtf....

    • @bronysaiyan5236
      @bronysaiyan5236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      AdamBarker89 he was a god among us casuls... we just weren't ready for his divine elegance yet :( WE'RE NOT WORTHY

    • @AdamBarkerThe
      @AdamBarkerThe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *kneels in fear*

    • @AdamBarkerThe
      @AdamBarkerThe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I pray the day comes.

    • @bronysaiyan5236
      @bronysaiyan5236 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fighter .PL YOU FOUND HIM AGAIN

  • @sharpiefumes
    @sharpiefumes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he crushed a divine blessing like he had a chance of winning

  • @tajneeley
    @tajneeley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Where is my hate mail I sent you ?

  • @bengorham1605
    @bengorham1605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Fireproof king”

  • @Solyssey
    @Solyssey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    It physically hurt to watch that kid. He knows about parry spamming like a cancer patient trying to ward off leukemia but can't into stats to properly use a weapon.

  • @KryptoKn8
    @KryptoKn8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    _only tried parrying_ "REEEE YOU SUCK YOU ONLY PARRY REEEE"

  • @baduser103
    @baduser103 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    .. and then the one parry he did get he was too busy spamming L2 to take advantage

  • @zefizzypop5020
    @zefizzypop5020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man your content is really amazing I've actually learned a lot about how to play in pvp (and to be honest I stink at invading) keep up the good work and videos :D

  • @wolfwarlordjake8992
    @wolfwarlordjake8992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    1:59
    "He'll never expect this course of action!"

  • @synical69
    @synical69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A total of 26 parries in one match. A true parry king.

  • @cake4breakfast912
    @cake4breakfast912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    you know you've got a problem when your parry to r1 ratio is 10:1

  • @mr.calamity
    @mr.calamity 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is the parry king, never said he would land any of them however.

  • @splishsplash3492
    @splishsplash3492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    you would do more damage with fists than he with his greatsword lol

  • @imn0tacannibal734
    @imn0tacannibal734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Scrub: your hacking
    Fighter .PL: G I T G U D

  • @jamarbaileyiii2102
    @jamarbaileyiii2102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Dude says he's Fireproof, we get a totally different result at 3:22.

    • @localfoolthecreature
      @localfoolthecreature 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Religiously important feces(holy s**t) that just made my day.

  • @elbagon_
    @elbagon_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have never seen such casual levels of casualness this video brought me to life I cannot ever hope to repay this debt

  • @bennygohome4576
    @bennygohome4576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Rip dark souls.
    Kill by casuls

    • @kingofdeath1177
      @kingofdeath1177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gatecrasher257 as an American myself, I would agree with you.
      if you were American.

    • @billybobferguson3946
      @billybobferguson3946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gatecrasher257 what??

    • @koffinski
      @koffinski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Casuals, which killed Harvel at "Low Souls Level"

    • @LSSTyranus
      @LSSTyranus 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm american....and honestly, I'm a noob, do I go around ruining dark souls for everyone else? uhhh....does trolling ganks in PVP count? I don't think I've ever bitched at people in 1v1's.....unless they are using an invincibility hack...in which case fuck 'em, and wrath them off the damn cliff...'sigh' I wish I could run into fun hackers instead of the depraved asshole hackers...

    • @Gatecrasher257
      @Gatecrasher257 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neo - Devil it was more a joke about American foreign policy... I bitch none

  • @solarflare1007
    @solarflare1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man the parry king chugged so much he’s estus is seeping out of my pc

  • @Limsek88
    @Limsek88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Im pretty sure that he was doing this shit just for fun, right? RIGHT?!

    • @Gatecrasher257
      @Gatecrasher257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bloo Waffle who plays games for fun? People play this to impress the ladies and other random internetters.

  • @jakieboi3433
    @jakieboi3433 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol i love the songs u pick in the back ground they go perfect with each vid

  • @ksinamikaze
    @ksinamikaze 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I love hate mail. makes you feel all warm inside.

    • @JackTheeRipper
      @JackTheeRipper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cuz ya know you made them mad

    • @Kiginsworth1010
      @Kiginsworth1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo, I got like 6 hatemails in one day. Like what are these casuls I'm up against?

    • @lunytoonz3466
      @lunytoonz3466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍

  • @ulikeboobsbutt8724
    @ulikeboobsbutt8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    idky but your music selections were so good a few years ago

  • @TheReaper6499
    @TheReaper6499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When he parried you but he kept on parrying it actually hurt me.

  • @braianquemevezxd6054
    @braianquemevezxd6054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy: please stop you better stop please

  • @metro2673
    @metro2673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    gota love the havels leggings and dark armor that edge could cut... nothing because he is trash.

    • @ZomifiedHam
      @ZomifiedHam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      could almost cut warm butter

  • @bonedaddyofthepuff9458
    @bonedaddyofthepuff9458 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're funny as hell, a good player and you have good music taste. You've got my subscribe man

  • @soldorne6956
    @soldorne6956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Fighter ur so bad lmao, can't even parry"
    +try matching the beat with the parries etc in the video
    +and don't take up the whole screen with text ;D

    • @FighterPL
      @FighterPL  7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      SolDorne thanks:)

  • @I_Am_The_Milkman
    @I_Am_The_Milkman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am truly glad that I found this beautiful channel

  • @javieraaguerra13
    @javieraaguerra13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    seeing all those parries actually hurt me a little

  • @andresantos8783
    @andresantos8783 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2021... this stuff is still relevant and hilarious! I freaking love your videos m8

  • @JudgeHortler
    @JudgeHortler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you for pushing his shit in, Fighter my dude™.

  • @comanderkitten7755
    @comanderkitten7755 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ahh, the good old days

  • @olmectreasure8243
    @olmectreasure8243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Pretty sure one day this guy invaded a world with a couple of gankers and learned from them.
    pointing down
    parry
    and salt

  • @brendenroberts9793
    @brendenroberts9793 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry either way WP dude. ("Wtf is going on" had me cracking up)

  • @emiliotalavera2536
    @emiliotalavera2536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Lets everyone hail the Lord of Salt: Salty, the Parry King!

  • @SunlightGwyn
    @SunlightGwyn ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the quintessential Souls videos ever made. I’d feel bad for the guy but he pointed down. That’s basically a declaration of war.

  • @toadalpackage3582
    @toadalpackage3582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If I encountered someone like you I probably would send a congratulatory message praising your parrying. I can't parry for shit so its cool too see someone do it so flawlessly.

  • @Bravo-wx4br
    @Bravo-wx4br 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too damn good I've watched this video 8 times in a row now.. And Fighter you have finally convinced me to subscribe with this video.. :) lmao

  • @soulsemblance3163
    @soulsemblance3163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I am running out of original ideas to comment on this trolls videos help me

    • @kenetmendoza2157
      @kenetmendoza2157 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soul Semblance *Why are you runnin?*

  • @ninth_ix
    @ninth_ix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:20 Blind Witness - Baby One More Notch

  • @snowflakegl254
    @snowflakegl254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hey, psst. You want the moosic?
    Well here you go...
    soundcloud.com/la-phaze/pigeon-john_the-bomb-remix-by

  • @danielboyd6927
    @danielboyd6927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how after parrying he keeps parrying and doesn't riposte 😂

  • @stephenkirvan9839
    @stephenkirvan9839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That was hard to watch. Dude should have just unplugged his computer

  • @ThePopeOfAllDope
    @ThePopeOfAllDope 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This might be the single greatest video on TH-cam

  • @papadikolov1378
    @papadikolov1378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Spams parries every second even when he does pull a parry off-Check
    Chugs that delicous sunny D-Check
    Has some form of royalty in his name (Fireproof KING)-Check
    Is apparently immune to one damage type (if ur fireproof how did firebombs damage you?)-Check
    In the hatemail uses all caps and only caps-Check
    Is realizing that his insults have no effect on his invader as they have yet to yell in retaliation-UnChecked
    Somebody inspect this mans brain he clearly cant take a hint

  • @trevormattila665
    @trevormattila665 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is by far the best Dark Souls video I’ve ever watched

  • @PlumpYoshi
    @PlumpYoshi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He has so much edge that it actually cut my rist.

  • @PuppyM0dr
    @PuppyM0dr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "All you do is parry"
    Thats actually fucking hilarious. I want a count of how many times each of them parries.

  • @lostechoes5917
    @lostechoes5917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Gotta love the "parry kings" maybe one day they'll figure out how to actually parry and bring the skill level of the average player up. After that we just need to work on the twinks and convince them its ok to invade on a lower level without their pvp crutches. like a raw dragon slayers axe for a high wall. or duel ultra's for the cathedral.

    • @lostechoes5917
      @lostechoes5917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      l-3176-l it can all be acquired with relative ease of the high wall so no problem there, it's when people give the weapons to be traded to new characters designed for twinks that shows a lack of skill. For instance for high wall invasions you would never expect lightning damage, nor have the defense for it, unless you were gong for the dancer.(unless someone really wanted to win the invasion and used one of their rare resins) using the raw dragon slayers axe with lightning resin on high wall is like using the dark hand that's been tumbled buffed with human pine resin. It does too much damage for that early of a game. Which is why said weapon is hidden all the way in the boreal valley. From didn't want low level invasions to be over in 2-4 consecutive hits.

    • @pensamentoazul
      @pensamentoazul 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂 at the end 😂😂😂

  • @m0nkeyb0i72
    @m0nkeyb0i72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess he wasn't the fireproof king at all with all those firebombs.

  • @Femboy_Grey
    @Femboy_Grey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Raw skill, truly a king amongst casuals, but seriously who's this man with this point downs and violent l2 spamming followed by hate mail 😂

  • @SerialSnowmanKiller
    @SerialSnowmanKiller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As much as I don't particularly care for Fighter's griefing ways, this... this is pure irony gold. Digital poetic justice at its finest.

  • @Mistshinobi
    @Mistshinobi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your content cracks me up, holy shit that was good.

  • @robertopremium695
    @robertopremium695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE fireproof king got finished by fire, such a sad story

  • @Ash_Niight
    @Ash_Niight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This kid is just bad... Also i think i got Cancer from seeing him play HELP ME FIGHTER

  • @zachlewis8465
    @zachlewis8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the blind witness meme for the point downs classic gotta love it lmao

  • @ttmj4352
    @ttmj4352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wow, pointing down twice before the fighting even begins.
    This man might be the legend 27.
    *watches more*
    Nevermind, this guy is more like a ball of clay

  • @centrion4794
    @centrion4794 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    the greatest thing about this is the connection enough to even parry like a boss as you are lol

  • @shy_bomb4586
    @shy_bomb4586 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Gg Fighter ! He:
    -chugs
    -flame u
    - do 10 backstab dmg with clay
    -use devines
    -and and and
    Fighter:
    -parry
    - dont Chug one time
    - shows skill
    .... what Else can i say about this fight ?!
    Okay Party King.....u lose , Fighter wins! DEAL WITH IT ^^

  • @FlowerOfMoons
    @FlowerOfMoons 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    A true master allows his actions to speak for him. I applaud you, good sir!