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  • Who needs first class when you have no class ✈️
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  • @JoePez
    @JoePez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39635

    “you smell… you smell” I lost it

    • @TransparencyInvisible
      @TransparencyInvisible 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      SAME I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY IT AND JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING "You smell like a tiny-"

    • @electrifyingvids3545
      @electrifyingvids3545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      3.2k likes and one comment? I'll make comment 2!

    • @KyleHaines615
      @KyleHaines615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      What? No American Airlines?

    • @emans1684
      @emans1684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lost what?

    • @electrifyingvids3545
      @electrifyingvids3545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@emans1684 r/whooosh

  • @ayabokti161
    @ayabokti161 ปีที่แล้ว +11945

    "Who needs first class when you got no class" 😂😂😂😂

    • @KayxzTarot
      @KayxzTarot ปีที่แล้ว +203

      People are not giving this line enough creeeddditttt lol 😂

    • @AmericanIdiotPolitics
      @AmericanIdiotPolitics ปีที่แล้ว +48

      most average communist lol@@KayxzTarot

    • @ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi
      @ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KayxzTarotfr

    • @sunkistbabe
      @sunkistbabe ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Lol, I'm a bit offended because I always fly southwest. I love the two bags for free and open seating. Make sure you select boarding group number A be there early and you pretty much get first pick of your seat. I'm a window seat person so I'll put my purse in the middle seat to discourage others from sitting right next to me. Another perk is you're not ever automatically stuck next to some loud kids or some gross old man. I'd love to fly first class but I can't afford it. Why does he have to be so raggedy?? We do not look like that. We also have classes A and B.

    • @dustinwilliams2276
      @dustinwilliams2276 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      They're not saying passengers look like that. It's to convey the publics general perception of the companies themselves

  • @poorlittlebiker6476
    @poorlittlebiker6476 ปีที่แล้ว +7621

    As a Greyhound driver, I don’t know if I should be happy we were spared or sad because we were forgotten 😂

    • @nikki5399
      @nikki5399 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      Took a greyhound bus back from Chicago once. ONCE.
      *for a reason*

    • @santiagoramos1313
      @santiagoramos1313 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Frontier patting Greyhound on the back: "don't worry mate, we'll get invited to the party someday!"

    • @dannihenson3420
      @dannihenson3420 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He didn't want to get banned.

    • @daszieher
      @daszieher ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Rabbit? Anyone?

    • @steventollefson5418
      @steventollefson5418 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      As a one time rider for 1,500 miles on Greyhound, I can say it is safe for you to be left out of this conversation. I don't want to see anyone light themselves on fire for a skit.

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +456

    “United! I thought you’d cancel at the last minute!”

    • @lastshamanhe6533
      @lastshamanhe6533 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Literally there was once I took United to Tokyo and we were on board when they told us United FORGOT to assign crew for our flight. EXO ME?????

    • @Unrealma348
      @Unrealma348 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@lastshamanhe6533not surprised I work at United on the ramp once was working a flight n had to wait about 30mins for a pilot to land so he could do my flight because we were short a pilot 😂.

  • @yammt3148
    @yammt3148 ปีที่แล้ว +4663

    Yup. We need a sequel of this. British Airways. Emirates. Air France. Air Canada.

    • @mmc9828
      @mmc9828 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      And American.

    • @shaydowsith348
      @shaydowsith348 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      El Al.

    • @shaydowsith348
      @shaydowsith348 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Lufthansa

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Please...as if Emirates ever hanged out with those poor loosers, and Air France is way to hot for this kind of company

    • @mmc9828
      @mmc9828 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL!!@@JM-mh1pp

  • @xliquidflames
    @xliquidflames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8014

    Greyhound pops up behind Amtrak and in a depressed tone says, "At least they remembered you exist. No one even thinks of me as transportation." He then slowly walks off, head hung, and a tear in his eye.

    • @amazonpr1me759
      @amazonpr1me759 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck Greyhound, terrible service

    • @patdevhill3456
      @patdevhill3456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      I'm guessing he sounds like Eeyore

    • @theguy9208
      @theguy9208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      To be fair, long distance buses are the worst way to travel. Its one thing to be on a flight for 4 hours with no wifi, whatever, but the same trip by bus took 3 fuckin days! With broken wifi! First world problems i know but it was also 3 days spent in a seat that doesnt recline much at all...

    • @blueoval250
      @blueoval250 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greyhound just exists to shuffle homeless drug addicts to various cities

    • @oldsguy354
      @oldsguy354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@patdevhill3456 Since Greyhound moves like Eeyore, assuming they sound like him too is a safe bet.

  • @tkdlover19
    @tkdlover19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11126

    Oh my gosh “who needs first class when you’ve got no class” is my new favorite line 😂

    • @sadnlonelywithoutmydaughter911
      @sadnlonelywithoutmydaughter911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Charlie needs to make that into a shirt🤔

    • @Ezkill02
      @Ezkill02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what I was about to say

    • @possiblyabear451
      @possiblyabear451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ah, yes. Communism.

    • @whattheschmidt
      @whattheschmidt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@possiblyabear451 that's not the joke and you know it

    • @lokiprepper
      @lokiprepper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@possiblyabear451
      Dude, I hate communism as much as any other red blooded working class American, but seriously how does that tie into this at all?

  • @yamato6114
    @yamato6114 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +610

    Ngl Southwest sounds like he’d be a great guy to hang out with. The kind of guy who’s a little bit messy but otherwise would be a wonderful buddy to chat with when you’re feeling down.

    • @RockSmithStudio
      @RockSmithStudio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Would definitely be one of the guys sticking up for you in a fight

    • @MohammadHossainMD
      @MohammadHossainMD 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      SW all way

    • @Katie-mw7pd
      @Katie-mw7pd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Southwest has always been my favorite airline since I was a kid. the cabin crew and pilots really do have that southern hospitality thing going on; when I was a little my family flew to Orlando on Southwest for a trip to Disney World, and when the plane landed the pilot actually sang “When You Wish Upon a Star” in full over the intercom. It was magical.

  • @michaeldodd3563
    @michaeldodd3563 ปีที่แล้ว +7912

    I flew Spirit once. Once.
    In the middle of my nap, the stewardess woke me up and informed me it was my turn to fly the plane.

    • @gsleazy1975
      @gsleazy1975 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      Hahahahahahaha this is the best comment i hope he sees this and pins it.
      Perfect joke, felt like i was at your stand up special 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Deion245
      @Deion245 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Cap

    • @AntoniOrszykowski
      @AntoniOrszykowski ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Hahahahaha😂😂😂Best comment ever.

    • @flyingdoggo316
      @flyingdoggo316 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      ⁠​⁠@@Deion245whatsup with you? 💀
      He IS being funny

    • @Deion245
      @Deion245 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@flyingdoggo316 he's not

  • @epicsamurai5
    @epicsamurai5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5831

    Delta made everybody travel to Atlanta for the party.

    • @punmaster227
      @punmaster227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      I swear that’s like a ritual for every delta flight I’ve ever been on

    • @cyberjayson
      @cyberjayson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I legit just took a flight a couple weeks ago, and both stops were in Atlanta. It was only a 2 hr flight to begin with, no clue why they needed a stop

    • @dekusprout4136
      @dekusprout4136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I've been on 2 flights in my lifetime and this is literally the reason why

    • @quack-tastictictac1630
      @quack-tastictictac1630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      This hits different when you live near Atlanta

    • @vass169
      @vass169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      EXACTLY - gotta go through ATL first!

  • @LowTaperFadeGrinch
    @LowTaperFadeGrinch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7952

    Delta pilots land better drunk then spirit pilots do sober

    • @tuckertheyoutuber901
      @tuckertheyoutuber901 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Spirit pilots land worse than drunk student pilots (like me)

    • @Vrykron
      @Vrykron ปีที่แล้ว +36

      💀

    • @Vrykron
      @Vrykron ปีที่แล้ว +117

      ​@@tuckertheyoutuber901I'd probably trust you more, plus it costs extra to trust spirit

    • @FabricatedPheonix
      @FabricatedPheonix ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah thats if your plan ever actually gets to the gate the day youwant to leave

    • @badanimationstudios3358
      @badanimationstudios3358 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I thought I was gonna die in a standard flight on spirit but felt perfectly safe taking off on a delta plane 20 minutes before a hurricane hit.

  • @CBSeDeSTA
    @CBSeDeSTA 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    the biggest punch was “look like we all made it safely “ a that’s all it matters at the end of the day 😂 underrated conversation they were having ..

  • @MinutemanOutdoors
    @MinutemanOutdoors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3388

    Weird thing is Amtrak is making a slow comeback in the tourism market and that makes me so happy.

    • @leafy4142
      @leafy4142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      I've heard that average trains are more luxurious than flights these days.

    • @Shiroyashasama
      @Shiroyashasama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That’s not really true lol

    • @EmperorNefarious1
      @EmperorNefarious1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      @@leafy4142 you get more leg room and larger bathrooms. Some of the longer distance trains have lounges and canteens. If only they were faster, and if only there was service abroad.

    • @oneflowerninjamagic1912
      @oneflowerninjamagic1912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Shout Out Union Station
      Washington DC

    • @bill-or-somthingbill4390
      @bill-or-somthingbill4390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I actually love Amtrak

  • @coleandhisvideos
    @coleandhisvideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5912

    "who needs first class when you have no class"
    And that's why I fly Southwest

    • @afcsporks
      @afcsporks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Same

    • @hayleigh4813
      @hayleigh4813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      They also have funny flight attendants.

    • @dakota16x
      @dakota16x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      same, great service and cheap flights. also the reward system is great for frequent travelers.

    • @xxxhoodooxxx
      @xxxhoodooxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      SouthWest has been the best out of all of them in my experience.

    • @GrandEWN
      @GrandEWN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don’t think that’s the only reason 💀

  • @statesecretscomrade4312
    @statesecretscomrade4312 ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    Emirates would enter the room covered in real gold

    • @JUBIBAGEL
      @JUBIBAGEL ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Head to toe in white Armani suit, with aviators, gold chains, and entirely too much cologne.

    • @cyndicottrell21
      @cyndicottrell21 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      My niece's friend was a stewardess with them for years. Lived over in Dubai.

    • @didndido3638
      @didndido3638 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...being on a platform pulled by slaves.

    • @adrukova1407
      @adrukova1407 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​@@JUBIBAGEL"Way too much cologne"😂👃🎉

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 ปีที่แล้ว

      And a trail of white sports fans worshipping them.

  • @ARTwithsam55
    @ARTwithsam55 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +250

    The “biscoff?” Joke for united really did it for me 😂😂😂

    • @ernestinagyamfi102
      @ernestinagyamfi102 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      and its good too🫢

    • @BananaGrace
      @BananaGrace 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Those are 1 of 2 of the best “airline snacks” 🤣 next is stroopwafels

    • @ARTwithsam55
      @ARTwithsam55 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@BananaGrace Fr the stroop waffle is good too 😂😂

    • @AirlinkTrainsAndAviation_PACQ
      @AirlinkTrainsAndAviation_PACQ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      American airlines be like.

    • @alisha_madariaga
      @alisha_madariaga 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You mean delta? Delta is the one with the biscoff . Those are soooo good

  • @shuthemoody
    @shuthemoody ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    Delta taking a shot about last minute cancellations is rich.

    • @maryjanesbaby9392
      @maryjanesbaby9392 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Real rich!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MazdaAddict
      @MazdaAddict ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Watching this a week after Delta cancelled my flight...

    • @paulas_lens
      @paulas_lens ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where were the sardine can jokes??!!

    • @thecomedypilot5894
      @thecomedypilot5894 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Delta doesn’t cancel last-minute nearly as much compared to United and Southwest. In fact, Delta is the biggest US airline with the *least* cancellations.

    • @thecomedypilot5894
      @thecomedypilot5894 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MazdaAddict Delta doesn’t cancel last-minute nearly as much compared to United and Southwest. In fact, Delta is the biggest US airline with the *least* cancellations.

  • @CngDelta757
    @CngDelta757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6341

    It’s funny cuz Delta’s former CEO went on to work at Amtrak!

    • @TheWinnerHighTier
      @TheWinnerHighTier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I’m out

    • @rockjockchick
      @rockjockchick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hahaha

    • @mmc9828
      @mmc9828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That makes it even funnier! LOL

    • @F40M07
      @F40M07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hmm… interesting!

    • @ace74909
      @ace74909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Happy railfan noises

  • @user-vr3hj7is6q
    @user-vr3hj7is6q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    "Thought you'd cancel at the last minute" that made me jump up and say "yes!"

    • @ajjack30213
      @ajjack30213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right!!! Waiting for a C-17 pilot 👨‍✈️ to say “none of you got nothing on me “

  • @9255223
    @9255223 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Look, I’ve dealt with the pros and cons of Amtrak since I moved across the country in 2019. At least on Amtrak:
    * Roomettes and Sleepers are a thing.
    * Even in coach, the staff allows riders to spread out once more seats become available during the trip.
    * Hot meals, and if you purchase a roomette or sleeper space, you’re first priority and most of the food is FREE.
    On the coach-only Hiawatha line, you can get a set of seats to yourself.
    Don’t knock Amtrak until you experience both the good and the bad, people.

    • @alexanderholloway7110
      @alexanderholloway7110 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And don't forget, the price is at least three times that of a flight and your vacation is half over by the time you get where you are going and it's time to head back 😂

    • @Eragor-h5n
      @Eragor-h5n หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Amtrak prices are insanely high and trains tend to be late (aside from on the NEC). While I applaud their customer service, there is still several things they need to improve.

    • @stephaniemorrissey123
      @stephaniemorrissey123 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The best part is that instead of just sucking it up and being a tad uncomfortable for a few hours, you can be slightly more comfortable for like 20 times as long! 😂😂

  • @jlynn4187
    @jlynn4187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    Jet blue was too busy partying with emirates and frontier airlines kept changing his rsvp and just ended up not showing in the end even though he said he was coming.

    • @LayZ84
      @LayZ84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Facts, last flight I had was on frontier and they delayed it 4 hours then cancelled it

    • @jlynn4187
      @jlynn4187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@LayZ84 literally have a flight with them and I’m fearing for my life

    • @professionalidiot280
      @professionalidiot280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Allegiant was busy trying to crash Emirates party.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@professionalidiot280 No they were just out on the street yelling nonsense.

    • @Astrid-ql4he
      @Astrid-ql4he 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My last flight was on jet blue went from 5:40 takeoff to 1:30 takeoff

  • @parkerabbott2189
    @parkerabbott2189 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    As a former TSA officer, this is pretty accurate. Only thing missing is Delta's cocaine problem lol

    • @LosOjosCar
      @LosOjosCar ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😅😂🤣

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wait a second is that really an airline problem or TSA problem?

    • @parkerabbott2189
      @parkerabbott2189 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ranjanbiswas3233 it's an actual airline problem. Delta had so many employees smuggling cocaine they gave up their expedited screening privileges. But all the airlines have nightmare problems, you don't want to know how many times Alaska pilots have flown drunk

    • @jordane7483
      @jordane7483 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@ranjanbiswas3233there is a shit Ton of pilots, doctors, lawyers etc on Coke lol. Its not called the “rich man” drug for no reason 😂

    • @SmartMoneyWw
      @SmartMoneyWw ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@ranjanbiswas3233 tsa problem

  • @ninethetwotailedfox
    @ninethetwotailedfox ปีที่แล้ว +946

    "biscoff?"
    that part is so accurate OMFG!

    • @SwedeProof
      @SwedeProof ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know, right??🤣🤣🤣

    • @laurenatterbury8760
      @laurenatterbury8760 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is so accurate 😂

    • @giashah2637
      @giashah2637 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      my fav part of the plane ride

    • @Ambushdoesplen
      @Ambushdoesplen ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @mj11222
      @mj11222 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your comment surely meant Omnipotent Majestic Faithful God, because I KNOW you wouldn’t be wild enough to dishonor His Holy Name like that-just for a TH-cam comment.

  • @Rack2009
    @Rack2009 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    “You smell…you smell.” Is just the absolute highlight of this all😭

  • @vaperjoker2326
    @vaperjoker2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    "5 dollars, cash or card?" That killed me 🤣😭

  • @BasestealerS
    @BasestealerS ปีที่แล้ว +4767

    American and Alaska airlines have left the chat

  • @frogelle16
    @frogelle16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Imagine watching your neighbor scream “HORSEFEATHERS! Nobody laughs at Amtrak! NOBODY!!”

    • @kj8398
      @kj8398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best comment lol

  • @Kriger300
    @Kriger300 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The amount of Airplane puns in this is insane😂

  • @randomalt9617
    @randomalt9617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    I just imagine Alaska Air walking in: “Hey guys, sorry I’m late, my suit got lost at the dry cleaner and- wait, DELTA THATS MY SUIT DAMNIT!!”

    • @Aglaesia
      @Aglaesia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Underrated comment

    • @mungolianbeef
      @mungolianbeef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Me n my west coast homies love alaska

    • @assistanttotheregionalmana5810
      @assistanttotheregionalmana5810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@mungolianbeef let’s go love Alaska

    • @colorguardsweetheart
      @colorguardsweetheart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Thank you, I was wondering. Been my go to airline. We tried others once and jumped right back. I was wondering where Alaska Air love was.😂🤣 (also Washingtonian)

    • @assistanttotheregionalmana5810
      @assistanttotheregionalmana5810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@colorguardsweetheart Alaska is the best for PNW shuttle services!

  • @Iconic58
    @Iconic58 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    This needs to be a Super Bowl commercial outrageously HILARIOUS!

    • @catherinesanchez1185
      @catherinesanchez1185 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It has that feel doesn’t it ?? The airlines wouldn’t think it was funny even though they’d customers probably would

    • @amysmiles9751
      @amysmiles9751 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think someone might get sued 😮

  • @dgeneeknapp3168
    @dgeneeknapp3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Delta used to REALLY serve. After my first wedding in 92, we were at the gate waiting forever. All of a sudden, they announced our flight...at the other end of the airport. This was Atlanta, so about 2 states away. Delta got a car to drive us from the gate we were at to the flight...a friggin' LIMO for heaven's sake. We made it, with like only minutes to spare...and we weren't first class or anything. They were also good about switching your flight in case of medical emergency. I got wildly ill and HAD to get to my specialist in Atlanta during a trip to Milwaukee. It was no problem to leave a day early. My grandmother had a stroke about 2 weeks before my original flight arranged for me to take leave. I had to buy another departure but they refunded my previous ticket. These were all in the 90s, and they really were worth the $ then.

    • @yoqert2729
      @yoqert2729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Damn bro, thats crazy

    • @findme7585
      @findme7585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      “This was Atlanta, so about 2 states away” got me dying. Never have I ever burned more calories in one sitting than I have sprinting through those Hartsfield Jackson terminals

    • @ianjohnson3770
      @ianjohnson3770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@findme7585 how were you sitting and sprinting?

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@findme7585 At least ATL has working trams between gates. I don't think I've ever been to Charlotte when at least one moving walkway was down, and always one I needed.

    • @oldsguy354
      @oldsguy354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I used to live in the southeastern US. It almost always meant a feeder flight to Hartsfield and then on to my destination. On the return, they'd always get me back to Atlanta but the rest of the trip home could easily be a rental car.

  • @PistolPollution1
    @PistolPollution1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Ngl southwest is giving off that “one uncle who gets you cool shit for Christmas” type vibes

  • @amrogers4
    @amrogers4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    "Quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit!" Haha.

  • @katgamer1727
    @katgamer1727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    I actually love southwest, the flight attendants are so sweet and attentive. Also they had free wifi on my last trip so I got to listen to music and sleep the whole time

    • @DukeCityAbeyta
      @DukeCityAbeyta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And you don’t have to pay to check luggage 🧳

    • @user-px7mx2ge4e
      @user-px7mx2ge4e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DukeCityAbeyta best part

    • @Mysasser1
      @Mysasser1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fyi if you're going to Chicago they are flying into o'hare now. Enjoy!

    • @themonth4082
      @themonth4082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And get to sit any where

    • @justinblakeney3466
      @justinblakeney3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't even have a preferred airline, but is free wifi not the standard?

  • @luigismansion44
    @luigismansion44 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    as an Amtrak worker i’m dying lol

    • @Japan_flag
      @Japan_flag ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .-..--._..-

    • @Quagthistle
      @Quagthistle ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Amtrak is actually a better travel experience then any of the airlines, though... and a lot less discriminatory against those of us with certain disabilities, too. :)

    • @Intrusive_Thought176
      @Intrusive_Thought176 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@Quagthistledont tell that to europeans and weird americans

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Given Amtrak’s safety record you might mean that literally.

    • @Intrusive_Thought176
      @Intrusive_Thought176 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthew8153 source?

  • @riquez0428
    @riquez0428 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love how spirit charged southwest for a bottle opener, that's *class*

  • @punk_rock_music_teacher
    @punk_rock_music_teacher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Frontier Airlines comes in strung out on crack and 3 hours late...

    • @ieataviationgradefuelusedonthe
      @ieataviationgradefuelusedonthe ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This the funniest comment I’ve ever seen in my life

    • @marco_marks
      @marco_marks ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I LOVE frontier airlines. The passengers are all broke and happy. The flight attendants are chill. The planes are always late. Everyones just enjoying life on those flights.

    • @Calebs_Aviation
      @Calebs_Aviation ปีที่แล้ว

      So true!

  • @depressedmagicalgirl
    @depressedmagicalgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    As a person who rides spirit every time I travel I can confirm every ride is me hanging on to dear life

    • @swaggitypigfig8413
      @swaggitypigfig8413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hahahahah not sure you'll make it? xD

    • @realworldissues
      @realworldissues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@swaggitypigfig8413 If you don't make it they will make sure your spirit will :)

    • @crumbs6393
      @crumbs6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As someone who fly's Ryanair same

    • @ahsram5134
      @ahsram5134 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @GenXican84
      @GenXican84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya know, worry is also a form of exercise..

  • @The_Jerkinator
    @The_Jerkinator ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Honestly
    Im vibin with southwest airlines
    Straight to the point, honesty, no social filter, might be a little messy but is overall charismatic enough

    • @aurorahughes9559
      @aurorahughes9559 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like your profile pic! 💙❤️🧡💛

    • @prtdiva
      @prtdiva ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love southwest!

    • @carolinacoreas7716
      @carolinacoreas7716 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Flew Spirit once, there was basically no leg space. Flew Southwest several times and always was able to get a window seat because of no assigned seating and enough space to accommodate for my weird ADHD sitting forms. I even watched Taken 2 on their no wifi entertainment to pass the time.
      No matter the airlines, I assume the snacks are expensive as fuck, so I never ordered their foods.

    • @crebeccastewart3910
      @crebeccastewart3910 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the gloves came off post covid.

    • @grownsimba8120
      @grownsimba8120 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the social filter in this context?

  • @Runt3132
    @Runt3132 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    every single freight railroad dispatcher laughs at amtrak

    • @9255223
      @9255223 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They DO! Especially around Indiana and Illinois, where most of the freight railroads join together.
      Last April I was on a return trip from Cincinnati to Chicago and the staff said on the PA system, “the next stop is Chicago’s Union Station, which will be in 45 minutes. I know you people want to get there, but we have to wait until the freight trains clear before we can move. You guys have to remember, WE DON’T OWN THESE TRACKS! Six different freight lines own these tracks, and Amtrak pays rent to every one of them. And if we miss our allotted time, we have to WAIT.”

    • @BlueLiminality
      @BlueLiminality 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@9255223 Every time I go on Amtrak, they use those exact words. "We do not own these tracks!" One conductor told us to write to our congressmen about it. I''m just trying to enjoy the ride, but sure, let me get out my envelope and postage stamps and start lobbying to congress 🤷‍♀

    • @apollosaturn5
      @apollosaturn5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Of course. They screw Amtrak and the FRA won't do anything.

  • @Obvi_A
    @Obvi_A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    My dad is a airline pilot, for American Airlines and when I showed him this video he was just giggling. He also kept saying how true it was!

    • @kagitsune
      @kagitsune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I kept wondering when AA was gonna show up all grumpy and stuff 😆

    • @megg2826
      @megg2826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kagitsune it would be funny if you had three AA. America West, US airways and then AA. Cause pilots from all three airlines would be fighting each other

    • @YTW-rw6pr
      @YTW-rw6pr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      American belongs on the couch with united and southwest

    • @nancycariker-moon9890
      @nancycariker-moon9890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@YTW-rw6pr that’s an insult to both United and Southwest! 😂

    • @YTW-rw6pr
      @YTW-rw6pr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nancycariker-moon9890 100 percent

  • @yeasstt
    @yeasstt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    American Airlines didn't show up for another 20 hours and was missing a leg

    • @McLovin-hz7rx
      @McLovin-hz7rx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bruh my best experience flying is with American Airlines

    • @bewertsam
      @bewertsam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@McLovin-hz7rx same

    • @melodyofheaven3353
      @melodyofheaven3353 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And RyanAir crashed their car into the building

    • @PETERODZZ
      @PETERODZZ ปีที่แล้ว

      Je je😅

    • @Zrich98
      @Zrich98 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@McLovin-hz7rx as a pilot for American, we know this to be bullshit

  • @TheChildofKarma
    @TheChildofKarma ปีที่แล้ว +28

    They can laugh, but Amtrak has amazing customer service they can't compete with. Rode the rails cross country last year and due to delays missed my connection in Chicago. By the time I pulled in, they already had my tickets rebooked and upgraded to a bigger sleeper car for the next day, had a room reserved at an excellent hotel, and gave me meal reimbursement. I didn't even have to call anyone or even go to customer service, they did it automatically. 10/10 Highly recommend taking an Amtrak adventure

    • @hitmanbangspiedpipersledme999
      @hitmanbangspiedpipersledme999 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah sorry I’d have to disagree immensely. Amtrak not only left my older son asleep on a parked train, they didn’t reimburse for their carelessness and I still had to drive him to where he needed to go. The police department had to be contacted to get him out of the train at the depot. The whole night was ridiculous and ended with a 12 hr drive for me and straight to work. They didn’t even apologize. Yeah I’m good; no thanks 👍

  • @JETBLUEAIRA321
    @JETBLUEAIRA321 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    “Yo this guys spirit stole some beer from JetBlue because JetBlue bought spirit”

  • @inlandtaipan9959
    @inlandtaipan9959 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    *Ryanair has entered the chat*
    "Everyone hold on to your seats!"

    • @zchris87v80
      @zchris87v80 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I've only heard about them, but I imagine they'd kick the door in and slam down as hard as possible on the couch in the least amount of time.

    • @RomeoBlueMK.1
      @RomeoBlueMK.1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “Everybody hold onto your parts of the plane! Or just play music as it will be outro music….”

    • @Dorgpoop
      @Dorgpoop ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@zchris87v80
      Once, after a particularly rough Ryanair landing the pilot said to us "on your way out, take a look at the wheels", and when we got out we saw that they were surrounded by the fire brigade and smoking lol

    • @Oakeybloke
      @Oakeybloke ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ryanair is like the airline that's cheap and then tries to charge you for a bottle opener.
      A few years ago they tried introducing toilet charges 😂😂😮

    • @salam-peace5519
      @salam-peace5519 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Oakeybloke The toilet charges idea was only meant as a joke though.

  • @kylewit
    @kylewit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "Looks like we all made it safely" hahaha accurate for Spirit

    • @djl608
      @djl608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was as surprised as anyone! 🤣

    • @Darkslide99
      @Darkslide99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spirit is the Fung Wah of airlines!! The pilots can say “but did you die though” in 20 different languages 😂😂

  • @anna_b360
    @anna_b360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Can we take a second to appreciate that the caption says “turbulent laughter” 😂

  • @maxlarock8788
    @maxlarock8788 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Makes sense Ryanair didn’t even show up ☠️

  • @alexanderlennington4382
    @alexanderlennington4382 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    The second they said "oh no" I knew spirit was comin 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MC_Silvereyes1
      @MC_Silvereyes1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The moment the third door bell rang, I knew spirits was coming.

    • @bossjihyo2276
      @bossjihyo2276 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Same and I'm not even American, but it's so infamous 😭😭😭

    • @calebgaming8459
      @calebgaming8459 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same

    • @s.f1aa
      @s.f1aa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      hhhh same

    • @jaretsykora8813
      @jaretsykora8813 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same lmao

  • @RashaKahn
    @RashaKahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3163

    Should’ve had Ryanair visiting from Europe fighting Spirit in the parking lot.

    • @bulbs_
      @bulbs_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      ‘At least we’re not Ryanair’

    • @foxw875
      @foxw875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Only after they crash their car pulling into the parking lot

    • @kazior6521
      @kazior6521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @AllAboutPurple
      @AllAboutPurple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @Well_Ill_Be_GodDangled
      @Well_Ill_Be_GodDangled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ryan Air: Never again.

  • @timmychooi
    @timmychooi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    This says a lot about American who didn’t even show up 😂

    • @fuiruy
      @fuiruy ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Frrrr I got delayed twice on my way back from Japan

    • @VenerableBede2510
      @VenerableBede2510 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Even Amtrak laughs at American.

    • @youraveragemedicmain866
      @youraveragemedicmain866 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      they're too busy looking for the planes they lost in 2001 lolllll

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      American was actually ranked number 5 in the top 5 most reliable airlines. They have an on time percentage of over 75%.

    • @Ricardo-bf6zj
      @Ricardo-bf6zj ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@tommoore2012Almost all bad news come from American Airlines. Im surprised how they still have clients after all the bad press they get.

  • @NEC.Railfan
    @NEC.Railfan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    bro just summoned the whole railfanning community

  • @kentschnabel4726
    @kentschnabel4726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    "At least we're not Amtrak." Give it five years with high fuel costs. You'll all be Amtrak.

    • @Scavenger82
      @Scavenger82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

    • @garlboydlatham4295
      @garlboydlatham4295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You've made a very valid point!

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Biden just needs to release more permits to drill more

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Honestly, if we ever got highspeed rail, a lot of them would go out of business very quickly even if they managed to keep costs the same (which they won't).

    • @josephj.6478
      @josephj.6478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Plus coach on Amtrak is better then first class on all of those airlines 💁‍♂️🚅

  • @Yo-pz1em
    @Yo-pz1em ปีที่แล้ว +768

    The beer stolen from Jet Blue was hilarious.

    • @FinnhN6
      @FinnhN6 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Ironically they almost merged. 😢

  • @ChristopherGeorge-d9r
    @ChristopherGeorge-d9r ปีที่แล้ว +992

    Honestly, if I could take the train everywhere I would. Less stress, cheaper, nice seats. The staff actually see you as human beings instead of cattle. Amtrak doesn’t get enough love

    • @WonderingWildWanderingRose
      @WonderingWildWanderingRose ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I was honestly surprised they were remembered enough to be included. Saw a bunch of Greyhound bus sadness at being forgotten, but IRL train travel isn't even an option most people think of. They think "plane, bus, or roadtrip?" I'd rather do train anytime.

    • @noelbeach8232
      @noelbeach8232 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wish they had more routes though. Or another transportation rail line since Amtrak has a monopoly on train travel. Imagine is companies like CSX took a shot at rail line transportation 😅

    • @SadisticSenpai61
      @SadisticSenpai61 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@noelbeach8232 Or if Norfolk Southern offered passenger rail. So what are the odds we're gonna end up on the ground _this_ time? lol

    • @irishboi7596
      @irishboi7596 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@noelbeach8232 The issue is nobody used the trains, hence Amtraks creation. They operate with government funding because every passenger railroad went bankrupt from lack of use

    • @SadisticSenpai61
      @SadisticSenpai61 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@irishboi7596 That's not at all what happened. The rail companies didn't want to run passengers anymore and deliberately ran the passenger services into the ground. The Southwest Chief was so popular and profitable that they had to resort to making the train completely unreliable in order to make it lose money.

  • @LittleToyBonnie
    @LittleToyBonnie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I flew Southwest tons of times, and it it true that they are absolutely OBSESSED with free stuff whether it’s baggage or snacks.

  • @DrDestructoBlade
    @DrDestructoBlade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Why is this so accurate I swear

    • @scottmatznick3140
      @scottmatznick3140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't swear, it's a bad habit

    • @TopHatDealer
      @TopHatDealer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scottmatznick3140 it's a expression

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TopHatDealer I swear, one of these days, one of these days

    • @TopHatDealer
      @TopHatDealer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JasonW. "dOn'T sWeAr ItS a BaD hAbIt"

    • @DrDestructoBlade
      @DrDestructoBlade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TopHatDealer the dude is joking

  • @medix1203
    @medix1203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    LMAO as soon as that door been rang I was like it's spirit and gonna be a crackhead.... I'm glad I wasn't disappointed

    • @foxw875
      @foxw875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was expecting either Spirit or Frontier

    • @UchihaChikiru
      @UchihaChikiru 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude same 😂

    • @phoneusandfroboof829
      @phoneusandfroboof829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yall idk why you guys hate spirit my grandma flew with them enough have have over 300,000 spirit miles, we flew every year from jersey to south carolina and back for the summertime and never had a issue with them. Whats the big deal?

    • @Limbergem
      @Limbergem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I seriously thought Spirit was being played by Ethan Klein

  • @JuxtapositionRed
    @JuxtapositionRed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    "quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit" I died

    • @maggienbob1304
      @maggienbob1304 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best line in the whole video!
      I only wish I could find a way to use it in my everyday life! 😂

    • @gjp373
      @gjp373 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maggienbob1304dick

    • @monicaschroyer9785
      @monicaschroyer9785 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @aadammohiuddin6844
    @aadammohiuddin6844 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    American not even showing up is absolute comedy gold

  • @CarpeDiezNutz
    @CarpeDiezNutz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    “Oh, horse feathers!”

  • @ervingjohnson409
    @ervingjohnson409 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Ryanair:so you bought a ticket huh you still have to pay to sit down

    • @cp0710
      @cp0710 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/users/shortslBQLAPM3bCA?si=ayL9cl3Pq8TkqXFv

    • @AnonYmous-rl6pi
      @AnonYmous-rl6pi ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL!

    • @AnonYmous-rl6pi
      @AnonYmous-rl6pi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @hansgans297 If you can stand for 2 hours in a train, you can stand for 2 hours in a plane.

  • @michaelsuk6440
    @michaelsuk6440 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Traveling through the Rockies by Amtrak is one of the coolest trips you can go on.

    • @michaeiprice4911
      @michaeiprice4911 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That train makes absolutely no money tho and I pay for it every time I ride the Amtrak from Philly to new york

    • @nowknow
      @nowknow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Just be careful in the winter. If it's too cold the train can't go faster than 20mph or risk breaking the ties. Longest trip of my life.

    • @_human_1946
      @_human_1946 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      But a lot of Amtrak's network is genuinely sad. Just visit Japan or China and ride their high-speed trains. It's a tragedy that the only similar project in North America is the horribly mismanaged one in California.

    • @jimmypetrock
      @jimmypetrock 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yeah, compared to a plane, you experience the heat of a wild desert, running through a barren lake, passing through tunnel and plain. And experiencing the Great Plains. This is all one 3 day train trip from LA - Chicago

    • @fabled9328
      @fabled9328 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Most of the original problems with the project have been solved and and it is going pretty smoothly now. We should also talk about the decade old interstate highway that is still not completed ​@_human_1946

  • @mereese1
    @mereese1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    In true Spirit fashion... "$5 cash or card" 😂

  • @maceface2657
    @maceface2657 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "Quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit" is not getting enough love

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it's a childish, immature double entendre and people with the humor and knowledge to appreciate the personality quips aren't as entertained by lunchroom slurs.

    • @maceface2657
      @maceface2657 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Undomaranel mate, we’re both on TH-cam shorts. That’s about the best humor your gonna get, outside of like EelFeel

    • @WonderingWildWanderingRose
      @WonderingWildWanderingRose ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Undomaranel it's a joke MADE in the dialogue of the personality quirks video, so the humor was targeting those that enjoy that kind of video. Don't act like your humor is more sophisticated and mature when you're part of the target audience 🤡

    • @WonderingWildWanderingRose
      @WonderingWildWanderingRose ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@maceface2657 🤣🤣🤣 "not getting enough love"🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @mattfoltz7752
    @mattfoltz7752 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Amtrak. "Atleast were not the bus."

    • @Sirjohn_4197
      @Sirjohn_4197 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bus: at least we ain’t hitchhike

    • @pizzajona
      @pizzajona ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s also better than flying or driving between DC, Philadelphia, and New York, and on par between New York and Boston

  • @RebeccaRivas87
    @RebeccaRivas87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I rode on Amtrak for the first time this summer, it was nice!

    • @yunleung2631
      @yunleung2631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s great for regions travel. If only it had space.

    • @TheMaddenComebackKid
      @TheMaddenComebackKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yunleung2631
      Japan
      *Laughs in 新幹線*

    • @jedimastercaeli
      @jedimastercaeli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you ever decide to travel long distance on Amtrak,I recommend saving up for a private sleeper room. Your own bed and a private bathroom!

    • @mikepowell8611
      @mikepowell8611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The seats are big and comfortable. They have showers and a restaurant its fun on Amtrak.

    • @gsleazy1975
      @gsleazy1975 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TheMaddenComebackKidnot everyone has little bullet cars or whole rows of tuna can beds 😂😂😂

  • @Gaijin_Warthunderf86
    @Gaijin_Warthunderf86 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    R.I.P spirit airlines

  • @meatkirbo
    @meatkirbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    the “Turbulent laughter” is what got me lol

  • @cannella617
    @cannella617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    “People love free bags”
    And that’s why I love southwest
    Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

    • @texasred2702
      @texasred2702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How's it going? Made it out of the airport yet?

    • @edbproductions
      @edbproductions ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Southwest just works better. Their rapid loading is so much nicer than this assigned seats bs

    • @oshynclair7592
      @oshynclair7592 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@texasred2702 Lol!! Southwest 15 hr flight Lol

    • @alaindao7374
      @alaindao7374 ปีที่แล้ว

      What good are free bags if your flight is grounded due to no pilots?

  • @Kaosh69
    @Kaosh69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    hey man we need a pt2 for this, this is an amazing lore beginning

  • @nextupafrica9897
    @nextupafrica9897 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Charlie you def knocked this one waaaay out of the park!! 😂
    And yeah who needs first class when you got no class 😂

  • @apollosaturn5
    @apollosaturn5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Though we all have our differences, at least we're not Amtrak" SPOT ON!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @shark_kisses5153
    @shark_kisses5153 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    As a travel agent, this hits hard. I need to see more.

    • @Agent_Free
      @Agent_Free ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As someone who travels 3 times a month I still dk what a travel agent is. :/

    • @shark_kisses5153
      @shark_kisses5153 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Agent_Free well, you’re obviously adept at booking your own flights. ;)

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank god my agent always points me to United and when it's international the choice is always Korea Airlines/AA or Alaska Airlines... but Alaska has been questionable...

    • @shark_kisses5153
      @shark_kisses5153 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ErikPT yes, Alaska has been a little janky recently. United is always a relatively safe bet.

  • @ellen4356
    @ellen4356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "Biscoff" 💯👌

    • @skibur848
      @skibur848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      those things are so good

    • @Mymimemei
      @Mymimemei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The best! Plus they made cookie butter!!! It’s sooo good!

    • @FrieBonx22
      @FrieBonx22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I once found those at my grocery store
      I got them immediately. There was no other choice

    • @ellen4356
      @ellen4356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mymimemei 'tis incredible!!🤩

    • @Mymimemei
      @Mymimemei 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ellen4356 agreed!!

  • @hungo7720
    @hungo7720 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That is ludicrously hilarious to see how major carriers face off in a human party 😅.

  • @wegaan7550
    @wegaan7550 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Amtrak is serious this time, he's going to show them all his true power of going 50 miles in 2 weeks

    • @EperogiLimousine
      @EperogiLimousine ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Seriously we need better rails

    • @tyrannosaurusimperator
      @tyrannosaurusimperator ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Some of his passengers may even survive this trip.

    • @braydentoth8442
      @braydentoth8442 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Acela has entered the chat

    • @tritiumlabs373
      @tritiumlabs373 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At least he has legroom

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He should get here his European and Japanese cousins with their superspeed 🚈🇪🇺🚈🇯🇵

  • @tamaraschmidt7231
    @tamaraschmidt7231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Ohh, that Amtrak comment was a low-blow!

  • @PequenoGiant
    @PequenoGiant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Spirit's laugh is what you hear as the plane goes through rough turbulence. Or plummets into the sea

    • @NeilMcLinden
      @NeilMcLinden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Spirit is a Joe Pesci character if there ever was one

    • @Sleepydill
      @Sleepydill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To bad spirit airlines has never been in a crash.. so your joke doesnt work

    • @PequenoGiant
      @PequenoGiant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sleepydill i mean. I was more so going for just any plane crashing or plummeting into the sea really 🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @dragoraviation4975
      @dragoraviation4975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cap cap cappity cap cap! I flew with Spirit for a long time, they had outstanding service! People think Spirit is just the Ryanair of the US, that’s just Frontier 🤣

    • @PequenoGiant
      @PequenoGiant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dragoraviation4975 i was just making a joke at how heinous the laugh was. Not the airline itself

  • @srv14evr
    @srv14evr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can't believe I'm just coming across this now... This is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @daijourcalloway998
    @daijourcalloway998 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I was lookin for jet blue and American 😂😂😂. American was probably too snobby to show up 😂😂😂

    • @BestBecky78
      @BestBecky78 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Darn 😂😂😂😂 I work for American and this is so true 😂

    • @mar1812
      @mar1812 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Air France would be snobby, America is just indifferent. I try to avoid American.

    • @BestBecky78
      @BestBecky78 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @mar1812 Nope, out of all the airlines in the US, we're the snobby ones.. always have been. We merged with many different airlines, and the employees who used to work for those airlines are more laid-back vs. how conservative original AA employees are. If you're not in the industry, you wouldn't understand. We've always had more business customers, and our prices have always been higher than most airlines. Therefore, we've always had a different clientele. When covid hit and our prices went down briefly, we acted like Penny in 1st class, "Oh the snitch "

    • @mar1812
      @mar1812 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok fine, you're snobby.
      @@BestBecky78

  • @theoutskirter8501
    @theoutskirter8501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Emotional damage?" After hearing Spirit's maniacal laugh "...makes sense. "

  • @marysantiago1903
    @marysantiago1903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I wanted to thank you guys for making these videos. My husband died of Colon cancer 6 years ago and I just haven't found my tickle bone yet. Thank you so much for getting me to laugh.😁🙏🌺🌻🦋💗

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m sorry for your loss. There’s no schedule for grief, everyone goes at their own speed and you never reach the end, you just get further away. I’m glad this made you laugh!

    • @marysantiago1903
      @marysantiago1903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sashazur thank you all🙏😌🙏
      🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻
      Do you know the story about the sun 🌞 flowers 🌻
      It is all of our story also.
      When the sunflowers face up they're getting their energy from the sun 🌞, on a cloud covered day they face each other.
      When we need a prayers we look up to our Heavenly Father. In our day to day live we get encouragement from our spiritual family. 🙏
      We are gifts 🎁 in men.
      Ephesians 4: 8

  • @ILikeTrains844
    @ILikeTrains844 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We need a passenger railroad version of this

  • @Mainecoon_Izzy
    @Mainecoon_Izzy ปีที่แล้ว +250

    “Who needs first class, when you got no class? “
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Unknown_Ooh
    @Unknown_Ooh ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Who needs first class when you got no class" 😂 as a frequent Southwest flyer I feel that but most of the time its civilized and has some of the nicest flight attendants

  • @bondsie2
    @bondsie2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    When the best joke of the skit is in the subtitles
    “Turbulent laughter”
    Yes I’m a dad, what of it?

    • @4mdt21
      @4mdt21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought “turbulent laughter” was a choice adjective!

  • @lil_ching12
    @lil_ching12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I stole some beer from jetblue, you want some?"
    got me rolling

  • @zoeycrayons7514
    @zoeycrayons7514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Who needs first class when you got no class” I feel that

    • @jfm14
      @jfm14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, on a spiritual level.

  • @ismayonnaiseanfruit2377
    @ismayonnaiseanfruit2377 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    “Welcome to United. How tough are you?”

    • @SwayzeOnYa12
      @SwayzeOnYa12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @NascarAviationDude
      @NascarAviationDude ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How Tough Am I? I Had To Deal With A lot Of Turbulence Seconds After Takeoff. WITHOUT ANY MILK!

    • @dreamlifter2701
      @dreamlifter2701 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NascarAviationDude😂

    • @Judo593
      @Judo593 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “ How tough am I? I sat in the window seat of an eight hour flight!”
      “Yeah, so?”
      “ Without using the bathroom!”

    • @NascarAviationDude
      @NascarAviationDude 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Judo593 I Was Also In A Window Seat For My United Flight (See The Earlier “Turbulence” Comment)

  • @fender10g
    @fender10g ปีที่แล้ว +12

    the "Biscoff?" question phrased as a statement is hillarious

  • @North_Cascade_Railfan
    @North_Cascade_Railfan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a trainspotter, Amtrak trains are almost always at least 30 minutes late.

  • @theslaughterhouse7310
    @theslaughterhouse7310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As an employee of one of these companies, this is spot on!

  • @deltaa350xwb5
    @deltaa350xwb5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    American, “I lost my luggage so I can’t come tonight”

  • @maryprice8458
    @maryprice8458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    The "Oh horse feathers!" Got me

    • @deelee4639
      @deelee4639 ปีที่แล้ว

      The old timey phrase for an old timey company

  • @Airplaneworld-p7j
    @Airplaneworld-p7j 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit” is crazy lol💀😂

  • @Armylady74
    @Armylady74 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’m a Amtrak gal. Get a sleeper car, free showers, free meals and a sit back and enjoy the scenery!😀

    • @babuyadav2336
      @babuyadav2336 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The California Zephyr from the Denver to San Francisco stage is one of the best rides I’ve ever been on. We were lucky to have gotten a roomette and I’ve never enjoyed a journey more.

    • @WonderingWildWanderingRose
      @WonderingWildWanderingRose ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amtrak girl here too, but I wouldn't say the showers and meals are "free", lol. You still pay for it, but at least it's included, unlike so many normal traveling issues that airlines charge extra for, like suitcases or choosing an aisle or window seat, or preferential boarding order.

    • @skyraiderjet
      @skyraiderjet ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m all for train travel but when it’s same price as buying an airline ticket it just ain’t worth the money. Maybe it’s worth it for the scenery but not everyone really cares about that. Not to mention the time it takes and the many stops along the way.

    • @mitchtherevolution
      @mitchtherevolution ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@skyraiderjet
      Amtrak is much more fucking expensive, and much fucking slower.
      Shit is scam for people who want to travel in a way that's "interesting"
      If you like Amtrak, congratulations, you have autism.

    • @lizardguy4236
      @lizardguy4236 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skyraiderjetit’s worth it depending on the route like on the northeast corridor between DC and NY Amtrak is more convenient and takes about the same amount of time as flying when you factor in having to get to the airport early but on longer routes where Amtrak doesn’t own the track it’s a completely different story

  • @dharma-under-the-sun
    @dharma-under-the-sun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I love traveling by train and I highly recommend it to anyone who has the time to take a little longer. The seats are bigger the food is better it's just more awesome all around. 😌

    • @beybladerkid5489
      @beybladerkid5489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I loved most aspects of it. Just wish that they would turn off all the lights at night

    • @lastdonuts
      @lastdonuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've been thinking about it but every trip I've looked up has cost a lot more than the flight, which is the opposite of what I expected

    • @dharma-under-the-sun
      @dharma-under-the-sun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lastdonuts It can be more expensive than the budget airlines, but the comfort and low stress (if you do your homework ahead of time) is well worth it, in my opinion.

    • @kawaiidere1023
      @kawaiidere1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There aren’t any passenger rail lines going to my city

    • @MithMathy
      @MithMathy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Really don't understand why there aren't more passenger trains between cities in the western us states. I would love to be able to take a train for day trips instead of driving.

  • @VolcanoGroupie
    @VolcanoGroupie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Wow, you nailed Southwest and Spirit!

  • @AndreaThomas-b2j
    @AndreaThomas-b2j หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a pilot of an air-liner....we all still laugh at the rail system....and his spectacles 👓.... plays rhapsody in blue to calm down😂